Looking Back at My Worst Videos

guys guys we're back we're back baby welcome in troublemakers it has been a minute since i made my last reddit video and now look at the members here 27.3 000 of you super special guys keep it up i don't know what you guys been posting for the last few months i guess this is kind of like a litmus test for my audience like i i put you guys here you guys have had free reign let's see what you guys have done with the place only a true troublemaker will understand where do our inside jokes go people just have them in the back of their heads ready at any time people are just building arsenals of inside jokes that i abandoned i really just like start inside jokes roll with it for like a week and then move on to new stuff people are like no no no no no we gotta hang on to it with all of our might appreciation post for my boy travis this is what i'm talking about you guys will take a joke that i made when was the aladdin video that's is that how you spell it nope aladdin uh september 2nd 2019 october november december january february oh my god i'm sorry i had to count it out on my fingers oh i look so stupid but this is what i'm talking about though i made this joke a year and five months ago and you guys are like let's hang on to it troublemakers when we get the dirty joke the dirty jokes are fine because like i feel like most people get them it's the small jokes that when people get them i feel so good about i did the harry potter video the cat lady professor cat lady was like she's petrified and i said he's been petrified was he afraid at first and i thought no one was gonna get that but one of the top comments was like underrated joke and i was like ah yes yes either you guys are super smart or you're really just in sync with me i'm justin timberlake you guys are all the rest of them you could be joey fatone and lance bass and marty mcfly whoever the other two were i don't remember the other names you get that was an in-sync thing in sync nsync the band ah ah you guys like my look thank you i uh got a bunch of surgery since last time you saw me that's why i took january off a lot of surgeries now i'm back and this is my face now oh no don't talk about my evolution we're not oh god that haircut that old setup that lighting uh even my bad lighting nowadays is better than my good lighting back when i first started youtube oh god you can't you can't move rhythmically you just don't have it you got certain genes you got the tall jeans any other good jeans you did not get the rhythm jeans maybe your kids start them early listening to music bopping away as little little kids you ever see little kids they're just like they can't move well but at least they're trying me as a kid i was just like i should have moved more when i was a kid that's why i can't dance it's all about baby movement ah forbidden names holden axel kyle yes kyle's not forbidden it's just dumb i guess all of them are dumb axel and holden are both fanfic harden is another one you could have thrown that one in the fire um anyone any other names bass douchebag guys what's the number one nick okay i can see that that's not a bad name though frat boy names let's see it let's see it rocks can be like you think that they're dumb but they're actually really cool inside they got a heart of gold or something chet would 100 percent be a fire name throw in the fire bad thaddeus cool fad dumb throw it in the fire trip can go on the fire who names their kid dick like now that people make jokes about like oh dick that penis why would you name your kid [ __ ] no richard nicholas i was like what the what's the long form of dick okay you know i'm gonna include this one because it's an oc meme don't know don't care just make it murder anything that you can think of add murder to it and tell me if it gets more interesting guy walks into a bar boring guy walks into a bar sees a murder already from there you got my attention oh what's he gonna do order a drink no he's got there's a dead body on her hands guys dylan after watching princess protection program i wish i could pluck out my eyeballs with a fork and rinse them in a tall glass of ice water this was the first video i ever uploaded that got a hundred thousand views from the time i uploaded until midnight that was my biggest goal on youtube for the longest time ironically it was about it was a video about me being super sad the whole time i hated it it just is sad i'm just depressed i don't even want to make jokes i just want to i want to die it was like for like three days too like i wasn't happy for three days after watching this movie oh this is back at it too bratz princess protection program there was like one or two other ones that like i genuinely was like why i don't see the point yeah she's the man commentary oh now this is just going down memory lane ah [ __ ] [ __ ] spiders bro [ __ ] why why do spiders exist that had to have been an accident or a happenstance type of thing from like evolution because there's no way god created a spider and was like yeah i'm gonna create a bunch of different species of this [ __ ] no way oh this is like the best meme ever movie recommendations new troublemaker the new troublemakers making movie recommendations but all the old school troublemakers out here popping that dream man no recommendations if you don't know we don't do movie recommendations we don't do tv show recommendations not on the youtube comments don't dm me i can't tell you the number of people i've had to ignore in my dms from just like hey dylan i think you should watch this and this ignored no god no god please no no no you guys got my back man you guys are like hey i might not agree with the no recommendation thing but if i see a recommendation we're gonna beat that [ __ ] up i feel like you guys are trying to say something with this i think i get it i don't want to get it but i get it i don't like that i don't like that i don't like that i don't know i can't have me winking at myself i was waiting to see what this video is gonna be and then it's me winking at me and i don't i don't know i don't like that at all dylan you need to get your [ __ ] in check stop winking at future me oh god dylan's timeline 2005 writing a novel 2010 writing a novel 2020 writing a novel look look it's hard for me to contain all the awesomeness this book is gonna make you laugh this book is gonna make you cry this book is going to make you feel things for weeks and maybe months after you finish reading it and i know all this only haven't written three chapters so if if i can know that after three chapters imagine what this book is gonna be after like thirty ten times the amount oh boy you're gonna be you've been laughing and crying for years i'm setting high expectations here let's lower it back remember it's me writing this and i have to use a dictionary on like every paragraph for my own writing when the world needed him most he vanished that's a little avatar reference i like it a plus photoshop editing 367 upvotes that's not the number see i'm writing a book and i can't even read three numbers that are next to each other properly they entered at 76. my bad i finally drew dylan took me a week all right let's take a look downvote thank you for changing my life i am literally a bamboo i love this i love this one this one so accurately represents my feelings in like a really abstract way not an abstract but a literal i don't know words i need dictionary i get people sometimes messaging me like oh man you've had you're such like a positive impact in my life like whenever i'm feeling sad i watch your videos and i'm here like i'm just bamboo stick oh boy oh boy other youtubers fans i don't like their new content i want the old x back troublemakers dylan's a bamboo stick with incredibly advanced fashion sense yes then again i feel like i still do the same things that i used to do like first and last that's like a new spin on a current concept that i have the movie commentaries we got late night dylan's i've been doing those for a while and i think that's why you guys are always on board with whatever i make it's because you're trusting me that i'm gonna make something that uh you're familiar with and also that you like so in the middle of that sentence i was like am i going to be able to complete this thought without totally bungling this and forgetting where i'm going and i finished it so good for me me after watching dylan for a year thinking i have the right to criticize masterpieces of cinematography while knowing very well that i don't know [ __ ] about filmmaking i've told this story like two or three times on my channel get used to it because i'm gonna tell the story a whole lot more guys i spent thirty thousand dollars at my college for my college to then be like we're going out of business name a college that has ever gone out of business when i went back to visit a couple years after i graduated one of the teachers said to me oh yeah we've really upgraded around here it's not like when you were here that is a real thing that one of my teachers and like one of the head people at the school said to my face so my teacher was acknowledging how garbage my school was i've taken that knowledge from my school and say stuff in videos and you guys go good that makes sense dylan i feel like i'm deceiving you guys dylan insulted his misdirect wasn't a misdirect you lied to me the movie you lied to yourself this doesn't make any sense because like i've never called out a misdirect it's a misdirection he's alive pranked you [ __ ] right get up get up bro and then have been wrong that's a misdirection yeah it's not a mystery guys i guess this meme doesn't like make a ton of sense to me that's gonna wrap up this movie comment no that's it for this reddit video and i'm gonna have another video pretty soon so until next time guys toodles

Channel: Dylan Is In Trouble

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Length: 10min 13sec (613 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 18 2021