Logan Paul Speaks On Getting KNOCKED OUT - IMPAULSIVE EP. 165

by the way so so he was warned he said he was gonna do it he walked up to apparently he said are you jay Park he goes yeah that will be the most expensive thing you destroy yes oh no did I just confirm that I was gonna do it yeah welcome back to welcome back to impulsive the number one podcast in the world it's good to be here guys thanks for subscribing if you not subscribe I [ __ ] hate you just hit the button we're approaching 2 million subscribers that's awesome yeah um I don't know if you guys knows if you watch my content well we were talking about the couches at the front of my house our Mercedes couches I have two regrets in my life buying those couches is one of them $90,000 you did because the idea was I would get out of my Mercedes that I Drive in the street and go sit on some more Mercedes that was my 2017 like flex phase where I was just trying to flex as hard as possible and not listen to [ __ ] anyone and look where it got me I shot myself in the foot and I've expensive dirty ass disgusting trued up couches because my dogs that's what I'm saying bro we try to sell them so no one's gonna buy them and then we they're not comfortable no one sits there the dogs you know it's what we're touring so we're gonna maybe destroy them but like I said it's the most expensive thing that I will have ever destroyed it's gotta be epic if you're gonna do it you might as well like figure out how to just blow them up with a whole bunch of dynamite or something you can't do dynamite at our ranch because you have to get it cleared California is very strict with their explosives in the TNT we have to go to Vegas to do it Nevada oh there are states that aren't strict with dynamite Nevada is all good right I see Dan Bilzerian it's blowing up [ __ ] I also saw him at the fight this weekend this past weekend in Vegas cool you guys went to that fight yeah you and I David did it's weird to have someone just replace you as your best friend it was weird it's also weird cuz it's David's German it knows nothing about fighting doesn't even speak English barely so I'm like unlike something like telling him stuff mind you we're in the third row like we're surrounded by all the fighters and so they're all so ingrained screaming at the fights and and David's kind of just watching it it looked like he was watching paint dry he's like I do not understand but also maybe because the main fight so if you guys saw the fights this past weekend Israel out of San University or while Romero um it was just it was it was boring like if you if you were gonna tell me that fights entertaining you're lying to yourself it was the most boring championship fight I've ever seen in my life and we in the breakdown of the fight people were trying to figure out what was happening and although I and Izzy dude I think you're a great fighter I know you supported me in the ksi fight although I do think like I would have scored that fight with you oh well Romero winning the Challenger mm you don't think so here's the here here's what here's why here's why I think here's why I think they gave it to Izzy because if you're the Challenger you got to take it from the champ you have to go in there and take it from the champ not like be some sort of like you know exactly I just felt like he was backing up Romero he was just like there was no attack unless he had to be no but he attacked he had some significant strikes and given that overhead given that 10 punch 5 5 to 10 punches were thrown in each round they would how many leg kicks were thrown he did throw that's why is he like that one he threw a lot like a rip the hell at him yeah but it was is he fights to the level of the person that he's fighting and we got a show that was somewhat subpar the good news is the women the women right before the championship the main the main bout the women had a championship fight now I'm unfamiliar with these two but they are [ __ ] warriors islam makhachev tweeted afterwards this is not a woman sport what yeah on Twitter and Conor McGregor went nuts on them an absolute [ __ ] you got you got an absolute Creighton not necessarily an absolutely in a convicted steroid shake that will do anything to avoid impact install a fight and then stalks down on one of the greatest exchanges of combat ever produced by our female combatants these little gremlins the greatest it back on filthy rats shame on the game German he later deleted the tweet who gave the Germans like wait this girl's fighting I was like bro these women sometimes go harder than the dudes and in this case they [ __ ] did the one girl straight-up got turned into Megamind y'all see these means what was her Nina Jameson no she's not a fighter here the bar so far Barstow is also quick dude III rue the day where I'm I've been turned into a bar stool meme like y'all if this happens you know you've gone to war Oh cuz I was swelling she doesn't look at bris carbonated Bruce Buffer Bruce buffers the go I've said it before on this show he's he's my favorite ever like I want to be Bruce Buffer when I grew up and I got to spend two three days eating dinner with him at the event he got me the tickets first rate got me the tickets so shout out to Bruce Buffer also shot at the Dana White and amber for making that happen just for next time there's more than two people yeah yeah my colonic could there wasn't enough room for well there could have been enough room for me but this is one of the downfalls of being in relationship well I don't got now I'm double baggage so every time he's like yo man I got one extra I got plus one for this dope ass event I'm like I got this bag of rocks and that doesn't mean my girlfriend and I can't don't you in LA and make a lot of money yeah so you can buy a ticket we went to absinthe instead show this amazing absolutely [ __ ] crazy we sat row on [ __ ] was nuts dude it was I don't understand how that show is able to go on I don't understand to the gasps crude humor such crude humor they picked out the gay guys the black guy and just went town on him they called the guy black guy he could they call him up come on up black guy were the people laughing he's somewhat then they didn't take their phone no no no you can record as much you want no flash but it's a mix of crude humor circus stunts and and it by the way love incredible show ranked the best show in Vegas we got to sit right up close which I found out later that that's very risky cuz they'll pick on you if you're in the first row so the guy next to us was this big chunky guy and they're like look at this fat head sitting in the front row the guy behind you can't even see and this guy was not laughing he was pissed and he was like how do you [ __ ] this man to the wife like you always crazy but much you know you know going into it you're gonna get so I feel like doing though you know that show is known for doing okay I didn't I didn't know I just got it recommend it to be in LA no it's a purchase should I go there purposely like I think what it was was uh I noticed they picked on people that had a something out right like like shiny clothes or like or like a like a big fat head I know nobody laughs everybody except for the person that was being picked up it's it's one of the situations where it's so funny until you're the person means yeah could they be set up could those be part of the whole day no no I don't think Brody's worth it for one joke I don't know it's easy they were bad to like there was one part where this white dude um he was like bathing in the tub and uh and the guy was like come on up black guy but you hated that last part that man that white man bathing and all that white privilege like it was like really like already soo a terrific I would laugh at that like I will acknowledge my privilege of baby note or not wasn't thinking about that I was thinking about them making it a joke to the other african-american oh just you can't even how do you again dad I'm so she's a person f oh no just that person african-american African American people in the crowd like I was looking at them to see how they felt about like white privilege bathing yeah no but I'll [ __ ] yeah dude you you I'm I'm I was I was upset that you weren't there cuz you did miss something very entertaining that happen in the first five minutes of me being there so you guys may have heard about this online know this this dude Brian Ortega he's a UFC fighter big UFC fighter that's not the oh no I was gonna trump glad you interrupted me though sorry about trying to get some clarification yeah this dude Brian Ortega uh I get to the UFC fight I say well if the Dan Bilzerian sitting that Simmons cowboy Cerrone say what's up to him a couple other fighters they say what's going to see Brian Ortega he's right in front of me it was good man looking good looking healthy he goes you're gonna fight fight again I was like yeah maybe you know we'll see what happens have a good like two or three minute conversation it's all good all good spirits not three minutes go by he hops over his chair if he goes excuse me and then he like beelines ten seats down and I lean over cuz he looks like he's on a mission Eileen I mean they believe leaned over to see what's happening and this uh like skinny asian dude stands up and Brian Ortega smacks him in the [ __ ] face smacks him in the face and I'm watching some like what just happened this security guard who was next to me probably about like six foot six foot six dude fly's over everyone like Sprint's down this row of people mind you these are these seats are very tight on the floor very tight yeah so this dude is like stepping on everyone he grabs Ryan and like escorts him out and I'm like he walks by me I'm like dude you slapped the [ __ ] out of that guy he's just super calm he's like that talked shake it hit and then he gets us courted and kicked out of the arena mind you this is a I get champion UFC fighters like one of the best in the league right now also like a street kid so everyone's so confused I'm so confused no one got it on video no one okay watching the fight now it was I was it was in between bouts was it just that fast it happened so he was so slick about it and obviously we another fighter we did some research to see what was the what was the deal so the dude he slapped is a Korean rapper by the name of Jay Park one of the biggest rappers in Congress he's also the trans or was translating for Brian Ortega's next the Korean zombie who is fighting next anyways apparently there was like a the Korea are the jay Park was talking [ __ ] and Brian Ortega tweeted at him and said don't be surprised if the next time I see you I slap the [ __ ] out of you he told him I love it he told him and then he doubled down on Ariel Helwani show and area Hani was it said something like you know don't kill the messenger Brian's like no [ __ ] the messenger this is the flight game that's how you send a message by the way so so he was warned he said he was gonna do it he walked up to apparently he said are you jay Park he goes yeah [ __ ] head bro and so I saw it I saw all of it happen he was it but Oakland in 2020 no one got it on video they only got him being escorted out a couple of people text me they're like you always I saw you in this video like right next to him as he was being escorted out and um so I guess I just got out I like maybe I don't know like his follow-through was very strong he like he said he said he was gonna do something and he really [ __ ] did like he's one of those dudes though is a man of his word I wonder what I wonder if the translator was like actually the one saying it or if it was the fighter like do you think he had to like yeah I don't like through that or what's the deal I don't know but I I could tell you one thing kpop fans are not happy mmm well I mean he can't be that happy there cuz he missed the whole [ __ ] fight cuz of that I don't think he cares dude I'm sure you wanna fight right assault apparently apparently Jay is pressing charges he wasn't gonna but his his team suggested that he should I wonder what that cost is actually he's always lost more it always costs more to do that than to not do it like there's no harm in someone you get escorted you get sued you got arrested hitting people is the dumbest [ __ ] like the most Curtis Connor said [ __ ] [ __ ] bro and watch Turner's I watched you almost hit somebody and every time I don't do it I'm happened and do it as soon as you do it you got a long road ahead of you of just [ __ ] just so much easier to just ignore someone's crap dude and just continue living your [ __ ] life I mean I guess if you live in that arena he do they do I notice bro when I thought when I was trained or when I sparred with Paulo Costa at the UFC Performance Institute but Dawson if I want to talk about that in a sec but uh you walk in and there's there's fighters everywhere this is not like a gym right these are all like very lethal human beings already kick anyone's ass at a moment's notice bro everyone's got a little a little like dark like red energy right on edge everyone and that's why I'm walking I'm [ __ ] right small compared to him I'm walking around like this only I cut my heads that my chest is not as much I got a shell of it cuz I don't wanna I don't want to come off as the perception that some people have of like Logan Paul were just like this cocky yeah loud arrogant youtuber like sure I have like a side of me that can be that could be that but like in real life I saw someone tweeted they're like in real life I saw Logan Paul at the casino and he looked like the most normal dude and like that's what you are not really sure when the cameras on I love being creative I can get there but he goes fascinating and then we had the whole the whole sparring session the grappling session with Paul Acosta who's another animal in himself who was actually gonna fight Israel out of Sonya next assuming he can lose 60 pounds because Paolo is 250 and has to get down to 185 I think this summer it's like three months four months alright so you just don't be starting today you go on the GP no he said he was gonna eat more he was a constant eat yeah I've never met a human being who is more of a an animal an actual animal than Paolo Costa this dude sleeps they said 10 to 13 hours a day 10 to 13 hours a day and just ass dude we sat with him we had bad dudes a freak we had dinner with him and he's such a nice guy cool [ __ ] kuniko's he turn into this is my question how does this it's a switch I saw it because I interacted with the the calm like fun like I'm not gonna hurt you Paulo especially when I'm sparring with him like he wasn't trying to kill me yeah and then I saw him at the UFC fight calling out after end bro it's like it he was ready to go yeah is a killer instinct and you watch his fights too and he was calling out Romero or Romero won the fight he just beat Romero I was like I know but they were talking [ __ ] that it like it was more of him in it oh I did see that Israel I didn't see him say like the quintessential gladiator from Roman times when I think of someone that could all these pictures are all when he's down to that weight he right now is huge oh by the way he's still he right now he still has a six-pack he's still in shake he's just mom it's like someone put a a bicycle pump in him and just like pumpkin he's not like fat no he's not gonna say he's thick he's just like a [ __ ] rock holder our MMA fighters like boxers where they I read this article the other day about fury about him coming from that Irish travelers background demos yeah like gypsy they're called Irish travelers it's a it's a whole class of people in Ireland that are put down by the government by the people of Ireland our MMA fighters like that too like like most fighters come from these like horrible like distraught places and the reason they get so into fighting is cuz they have to like they're fighting to survive they're fighting to get out of the projects they're fighting to oh you know they all they know is fighting and that's why I always that's why I think a lot of times when like Schaub and like Rogan talk about him fighting like why why why would you even want to even [ __ ] do that because you don't have fighters it's different it seems like fighters fight because they have to fight I think it's different from MMA as opposed to box because MMA you have jiu-jitsu and you have all these different crafts of martial arts that it's like some of them aren't about striking some of them are about like like out of defense and arts and like you know all that stuff so maybe a little bit less but there are some crazy just like just like anything in life there's there's both sides of the coin right because you're right dude like Brian Ortega did not grow up easy dude that was that that dudes a gangster that there's a [ __ ] gangster whereas you know there's some other guys who do a for the martial art for the crafts for the idea of like becoming the best version of yourself is really Israel did it look like he's like a killer like that he kicks he like strikes but I think Israel's there to be to be the best that he possibly can be in master the Masters act with class and movie with violently like that that's him he did yeah I think part of that is just like sheer athleticism like guy like Brendan do you play football and then he was like I want to get into MMA just because he's like he's bigger than most people he's faster he's able to do something with his athleticism there's a lot of like room in the world for someone who's purely athletic that's their calling is that they're they are an athlete you have to put that energy into something but if it's it could be fighting football baseball whatever it is and once you're there and like I can attest dude there's this like it's just like if you love something you get the bug right III have the the fighting bug and every time people ask me I say like unfortunately I really love boxing it's unfortunate because it's [ __ ] dangerous it's very dangerous to support people putting their life on the line for it and in my opinion fighting is the coolest sport in the world it is one of the coolest things in the world there's no more there's it does not get more primal than two men in a ring a cage somewhere you cannot escape beating the [ __ ] out of each other to see who is better they are modern-day gladiators and when every time I go to a fight I'm just I'm lit up dude I am ecstatic to be there I'm happy I have so much energy flowing through my body and yeah I think I think it's I think it's the coolest thing ever Oh loves it too I mean isn't consistently yeah yeah Yeah right - people start fighting everyone watches yeah it's the one everywhere you are Henry cejudo who's the two way champ right now gave me his belts at dinner so I don't know why because I again I was like why are you giving me your boss just know I just hold them so and we took this picture but like brothers there's there's something up there's a there's a magical nature to fighting that makes it so [ __ ] exciting to watch to participate to be involved it's animal instinct goes all the way to he doesn't come out that seems he calls himself the king of cringe though Paulo Henry he was eating his dinner he didn't carries I got like take a picture with my balance I was like no he's like no just do it I was like yes sir well most of our like barely conscious anymore they're like they're like no not true not true I don't know why I was at that dinner and one who's the guy I was talking to the whole time who's just going on about travel to Brazil and like to do that was right across from me one of the other fighters I don't think he was a fighter I was it I don't know that guy was in Vegas he's probably just he just showed up at our table one of the costume trainer and like guy from Brazil but yeah the MMA MMA is actually safer than boxing I notice a lot of the boxers have some speech problems and [ __ ] hopefully I don't the constant getting hit in the head yeah over and over and over is why you get that yeah MMA they jump on you you get a couple hits to the head you're done that fights over I think I think them can get knocked out or knocked down in boxing get back up knock down again get back up knock down again that's that's the biggest cause you keep going you get a concussion you have a very severe concussion you get knocked down and they give you ten seconds to recover yeah we lose flash you don't recover from a concussion in ten seconds so you get up and then you get hit again you get a what is it a second-tier repercussion and then you just keeps happening and your [ __ ] next thing you know it you can't use your hand couldn't when you're 45 years old and what happens after the fight the commission suspends you for like 90 days so after you've had the concussion right instead of stopping it there they're like okay now you're suspended they need to suspend you so you don't get back in the ring right away yeah Mme the Knockouts are a little cleaner but bare-knuckle I I don't know it's it's like kind of semi on the rise I don't know about there would you ever do it me no good night I mean MMA is pretty much bare-knuckle how much is that if 44 ounces for on to like this nice not a lot it's not a lot way yeah but I don't know I would never but uh yeah well Romero this video went viral him actually before the before the fight and I wanted to talk about this I'm sure you guys have seen this this was him talking about mentality Dwayne Johnson actually posted this when you believe when you believe everything is possible you have a tool that's sick he's so serious about oh yeah very intense he means that wow I wonder if he does I cuz he didn't take that championship belt he stood there didn't even even put it in an effort true Anna wouldn't say effort he saw I saw sorry yes he put effort but not not the effort he should have given the amount of training he's done given this philosophy and by the way like ul Romero's a very respected fighter I get it but yeah I don't know he didn't I didn't show up my case I thought he didn't show up against it is he out of Sanya there on his path and I was sayin though I just think like do you think you could replace what he said would like any sentence and he would say it with the same passion yes like the rock so this is on the rocks page he said love this you know Romero MMA dropping gospel about willing things into existence when you believe I believe in visualizing and manifesting outcomes but only when I can put in the work with my own two hands my two hand philosophy philosophy that ul speaks to here um and and and I I definitely love that philosophy I a couple red flags are raised for me just because that two-hand philosophy does not work for everyone because it cannot work for everyone and and actually living with Evan makes really puts this into perspective for me the things that I can do with two hands are not equivalent to the things Evan could do with two hands a two-man philosophy that might not work for Evan does that make sense I I I'm big on the philosophy of finding the thing you're good at and working smarter not harder about it working hard it works it works for some people but also what does that mean for a guy like you well for a guy like the rock it's being it's an extremely physically exerting taxing exercise it's it revolves around fitness but that too in philosophy I just want to like urge people not to absorb that as the spine of your life I think but what he's saying with the two hand philosophy I think or what I get out of it is is working with what you have and so everybody can reapply it based on what they have like one person might have one hand that you might call it that it could still be called the two and philosophy you're just working with what God gave you like it does say no no no I agree with that that's not what that's not taking it literal and two hands could also mean your brain it could also mean other things you think so I think I know because not every brain is created equal and that's where this philosophy philosophy falls apart sure most of us have two hands and you can I can look at you and say you have the same two hands as me but I can't say you have a brain just like me cuz those are vastly [ __ ] different my brain and your brain are capable of two very different things I I think that we both have the brain to visualize and manifest our outcomes I love that part of it I love that whether your brain and if you can spell better than I can great have fun with that yet but I still can manifest yeah I think I pick apart these philosophies like because you're literal I try to come up with like a universal like the first one willing things into existence when you believe visualizing and manifesting outcomes everybody in fact everyone can do that yep yo if I go up to a para prolly are quadrupoles you guys say you have two hands just like me that doesn't [ __ ] work dude yeah he has to get through his life in a very different way than I do you're taking a little also well not only literal but exceptions to the rule say yeah you can do anything you want to kill people you can't do certain things you go to jail and you do like he doesn't mean that but he said that I'm using the exceptions and the outliers as representations of a larger part of the whole of this in my opinion philosophy it dude it sounds so good it sounds great work hard you got two heads just like me but yo what if you have some sort of eating deficiency where your I don't know like where your muscles are weaker than mine that's where that's where you have to get the helping hand philosophy but you have to use what you have to get some way to put two hands on it if you have to rely on help yes sometimes I'm in the kitchen you needs help to grab something we're all want to do that and we're all here yeah you find some way to bring about the things that you want into existence whether that's doing it yourself or employing someone else to get hands on with it and get you the things that you want I just I just also think like we said this is applied to like the general said like every person every person I've talked to in the past 90 days has had two hands and the ability to use them so like I don't want it like how long do you talk about the three exceptions that you've run into in the past thirty years is the great Jake Paul once said he also said it is consistent is right yeah I don't know I I just empathize with the people whose two hands aren't strong as you are Romero's or who cannot beat up people for a living or or who are genetically built to be strong have a career like the rod-like or the people who are their brain doesn't function as quickly as as the Elon Musk's of the world like yeah we're all humans we're all the same but not [ __ ] really be gonna have to be a [ __ ] maverick you're one-on-one nice you're one of one day nice and and that and that's the thing that makes you special yeah ideally sure yeah we already hands in the same for the ideally show the playing fields level reality that's not the case true sponsored and dating do have a sponsor Danny dating you guys favorite sponsor if you love sex you love blue to calm glute your offers amount of performance enhancement for the bedroom because we'd all like to go a little longer and last a few extra rounds blue true calm affiliated physicians work with you to find the dosage and active ingredients that is best for you they can work faster than pills up to twice as fast can be taken out a full or empty stomach takes a few minutes to connect with a blue cheese calm affiliated physician and if you qualify you get prescribed online quickly no in-person doctor visit no awkward conversation no waiting in line at a pharmacy they ship directly to your door and a discreet package so they give you confidence in bed every time you and your partner will absolutely love it chew it and do it I got a deal for you guys go to blue choke on get your first order free when you use a promo code Logan just pay five dollars shipping blue2 com from a code Logan definitely need the two hand philosophy for that thing that's a fact the numbing the numbing spray know what to do the girl texted me and she's like she's like are you free tomorrow night I was like heck yeah baby you know I am not my friend she goes she goes you gonna last more than 30 seconds this time I was like you bet baby that's what I'm gonna do she goes no dick numbing spray I was like listen I'm out but also yeah Danny was good Danny okay watch it watch watch watch come over here yes Danny exposed privately it's our sister Danny who's she says Jeff would you mind giving Danny the throne for a sec most caring and generous humans on it ever ever Jeff go do some business get us some more money Danny please you in my entire experience of working with you for what a year and a half maybe two years now it's less than a month away from two years so [Applause] I think I've I've known about one date you've gone on that's the only one that is the only one besides the two last week two with two different guys wait to do two dates with the same two guys on each date like three three got three people total are polygamous okay are you trying to be a sister wife I'm with yourself just want to get out there I decided that I was gonna try to start dating cuz the problem is over the past six years I've not really like opened myself up to it I'm not really will it wasn't willing to do it cuz I was like screw that yeah but then I was like you know what I'm gonna do it no way how'd you find the boys unhinge but what's it what's the thing like bumble the girls approve right um right Rhea's like four celebrities or whatever what's the thing unhinged I use it just the same you can that's what it is you're supposed to have a hinge between mutual friends that's why I just don't know because I haven't been on any of the other apps I think Dylan just said it yeah you have to know someone so but with hinge you can put like poop on quirky little things I wish we could pull up my hinges thing I mean at what point does become a branded play decide so I went on and I was like I'm gonna be specific about this the stuff that I want you know like I want to make sure that like adventurous fate have strong in their faith etc so I found these two guys that kind of match that one of them he pulled up to the date went to coffee shop drove a Tesla yeah and he's a rocket engineer whoa cool does he work at SpaceX um no all right maybe I'll just figure just cuz the Tesla oh we went I went bike riding on Saturday with the other guy no way yeah did you talk while we were riding the bikes well he's probably a hundred pounds so he was way faster at climbing Dale's then you beat the [ __ ] out of him no I totally could beat the [ __ ] out of him but not climbing a hill you know I talked to you the other day awesome mcbroom who apparently came into my yard with face rub to try and prank me what happen you know he told me what he said you came out of house with a paintball gun I did and you shot a paintball gun out I did he's like yo your sisters the best ever that was not cool I shot the first one like next to them just to kinda 40mm a little a little warning shot I shot too off and then immediately he's like took his mask off but I made sure to make it like like if it weren't you our shop Mike essentially yeah yeah okay thanks all right sharp thank you for that by the way yeah I got you I got you I pulled a knife on him did you I had that big night knowing it was awesome I was the first one I made contact with these masked villains in the back they were standing the ring and I walked back there I'm like shirtless no shoes on yeah I walked back and there's just three guys in the ring they keep saying where's Logan where's Logan Paul where's look important like I can't answer that question right now I don't know who you are and then I finally like I haven't said a word I've approached the whole time I stand on the edge of the ring and they're still yelling at me trying to say she I'm trying to figure out who they are and then Austin runs forward towards me leans his back up against the ropes and takes his mask mask off yo man as I was shooting the gun anyways the date the date I want to know yeah did you enjoy the idea of dating or was it back to the original philosophy oh not for me I didn't I didn't crazy enjoy it it was the the idea of the amount of energy I had to put into texting this person when I'm like I'm just gonna see you Wednesday why am i texting you and putting energy under like when we're actually just gonna talk in person and then after that I was like same idea what's the objective here what's the objective what why are we your your man's dream and if you're like that they want to text you all [ __ ] day how you do a baby house launch house I'm working an amazing phone texting all day when it comes to work guys are you hearing this if you're watching this right now that girl's not gonna [ __ ] make you text her hi I'm serious I bet we could find you a star I need you to be taller than me that's all you're told in I'm 510 sheesh I need you to be taller than me and like why did David just make the thing I don't want to feel big like bigger than you I want to like I'm confident myself I know like I'm happy with my body and personally but I want a guy who's not gonna be so like beat up what's your height what's required yeah look at least six fight like two inches I need because what if I wear a little weight you say at least two inches what's two inches tall total 260 would be cool six two with a 12 foot belief in Jesus Christ a six foot two pastor you do it and we had trust me if so if they're watching this show they're probably devout Christian my dad said I watched one of those episodes of impulsive and I just don't know how you handle those boys I have no idea either and he doesn't makes it like on paper it just doesn't make sense it doesn't I still don't understand well I met a girl I I was uh talking to a girl nah that's not you true nice I was uh I was with a girl for like a day or two who was you know that girl you called her a ladder oh she was 6-3 she was the tallest human ever and I said I was like Yoda like huh I'm 6 foot 2 and I can't not notice how [ __ ] tall you are and true to our heels yeah I said how does that make you feel she's like I love it she loved it she loved being taller yeah I liked being tall the frustrating part is when a guy doesn't like that you're tall because then it makes you know you're like well I'm taught not changing that I'm told to your insecurities that you're putting on me that's a big thing that d-mat a masculine of men because I have a girl I have a girlfriend who makes far more money than I do and it's something that I've had to to deal with you know I'm saying she comes takes me over my lambo battery picks me up in her lab I walk out with like a lunchbox and like by Allah by Logan see I'll be back soon don't worry we'll get the content for the your vlogs I promise I'll be back soon and then she picks me over the land which is like getting [ __ ] we're going to whatever restaurant I [ __ ] choose and I'm like oh okay and I'm like I see the menu and she's like you'll be having the prime rib medium-rare don't give me potatoes cuz he's [ __ ] fat he's not having button ops Sullivan I'm kidding about which part cuz that all sounded laughing none of it except for the Lambo part where she picks me a bit of lamb it is it is so fast and because it's not like you don't have money but she's like such she's the breadwinner in the relationship I also just don't spend like she was like why don't you get a matching Lambo I was like I can but like I don't it just seems like a waste can you yeah okay and if I want to but I couldn't buy it outright if I want but I don't I just don't want to do that why would I do that you you promised yeah it's show your I know do you wanna sit no but you have a slight shift in power and they're really in the in the dynamic between you I'll give you some advice yeah exactly so hard for you to apply because you are here 24/7 and actually you should you should start leaving like one to two hours earlier I think oh yeah yeah yeah I can 8 p.m. yes like a normal Tempe I'm every day yeah if you didn't know I work 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. 6 days a week chef Katie wants to know if that rule applies to her - she's walking through gonna pick up extra two hours a night snacks midnight what are you saying she said all right well she ought chef Katie also fits in much better with this squad not not no you know no offense she's a [ __ ] lunatics like she's she's perfect she's a Satanist not like Danny s she likes to joke she loves recreational you know recreational drug use here in there I'm ready alright I'll get this it is so much more here's why dating apps I have a problem with them you you do not know anything about the person right this a algorithm tells you that this person might be compatible and then you feel obligated to like text until you me and like forge some sort of chemistry if you can feel that chemistry when you meet a person in real life first meet them in who would have guessed real life is better than this right right if you can if you can meet a person in real life and then a spark of interest happens and you feel chemistry there and it might be the catalyst to become interested in and carry on those conversations as a predecessor for the date does that make sense now it totally makes sense because even like these two guys sure there's a on paper it make like outdoorsy adventures yeah and then you go and you're like spark or yeah yeah so if you if you if you basically I I'm suggesting meeting people in real life right it's a guy and I was saying it's hard because you're you're always here that's that's everyone the same exact thing I'm a firm believer of meeting people in real life you have to do it it's the only yeah I mean you could do it through apps I get it people meet matches all the time that way cuz it's a good start or blank may people people that are more shy but if you have hobbies things are interested in a group a club something that you want to go put energy into it's a lot easier to meet people there that have similar time spend as you and then you're already engaged in one outlet you have something in common from the beginning and you're like Oh have you done me like a club here whoa but not here I can't find love in LA but everyone's focused on their work here it's fair I met a guy on the PCH I was riding my bike I forgot about this was like a year and a half ago I was on the PCH ride my bike alone and there's this group of guys that go riding by and I hop on their tail and start drafting Ottoman like hey mind if I join in and then I started talking to this one guy for the whole we went on 80 mile ride and I just joined it that's awesome yeah the problem with those circumstances is they're much more rare than the type alright you do this ten times that's about the apps are about volume apps revolve ah he's got the numbers that meet a bunch of people one of them you'll find a spark would take it from the app legend I did apps for [ __ ] for years and by and by the way the apps you're using are for hookups oh yeah and I'm not you need you need mass comm or even better Christian main Christian mingle because then you know every person on there is of the utmost faith 12-foot passers in the faith Department you need that [ __ ] because the ones you're on it's all about meet margarita yeah [ __ ] fest and that's not you Danny you don't want to be in some margarita driven [ __ ] fest it's a good Christian girl you want to go bale hay and [ __ ] like that I prefer baling hay you killed a cow with a bale and then dragged it home with a little Jeep or something yeah it was a claw tied I contracted out to the woods does that you still affected by that which is a yeah because my friend was like you better watch make sure it doesn't come on tied and then oh and you're how old that's right like 14 that's gotta be that's what I worked on a pumpkin patch for and that was out at the pumpkin patch a freshman in high school and already a convicted felon cow go to jail in India well Danny I am applaud you I applaud yes i flawed you I wish you the best of luck thank you you're dating endeavors and I I really I mean look if you're a young driven good-looking bachelor comment below hit up Danny on Instagram what's what's your Instagram dannyelle Strobel and if you find any bachelors yeah let me know so I can bet the [ __ ] yeah I gotta run them by you yeah I'll be the older bro here I'm here then he'll be the dad which better know you better know your Deuteronomy kids Wow is that right Deuteronomy Deuteronomy Deuteronomy Deuteronomy is a book in the Bible you better know your Deuteronomy kids and maybe even some Psalms good yeah good alright thanks you are like my brothers your birthday's the same as my brothers you're basically my brother a professional means coming out holy [ __ ] 25 25 children should we bring the Jewish back in or no no what about the German why'd you get in here five minutes Jeff sent this as we were talking to today 50 cent posted on his Instagram it's a guide to have sex during the corona virus pandemic and and actually I kind of put this let's see here so corona sex so missionary is unsafe right you're writing the direct line of fire of the coughing in the germs but doggy seems to be the way to go that seems that seems safe and infeasible look guys but in the bottom one it's a little pet peg that comes out it's like a tailbone this you might it looks that kind of looks like my ass also why dude he's just he's hunkered over dude he's not like a stiff upright position which tends to be them what I mean also he's got no grip strength on those paws it's this is a private moment for this guy how are you gonna can you guys listen to something really quick what you do I first off please please make sure these mics do not get switched yeah that was disgusting it's but it's not it's not Corona it's just an upper respiratory infection and I feel you need those are the exact same symptoms of corona virus dude it sounds like your esophagus is my good eye a measles and mumps I haven't had a good old phlegm written coughed like this oh why you need to get that fixed immediately cuz it's the worst thing you literally call from the minute you wake up to the minute you go to bed I heard coughing fit last night at 11:30 I thought you're gonna die I picked it up in Miami to the Jake Paul fight I I am getting concerned dude oh you need to go my father both I'm concerned about you guys off - no but every time he calls me I'm like this is it dude this is the call he's like I'm having another heart attack I swear to God dad I swear to God I swear he pulled up I was following him one time on the on the road and he pulled over in a little in a little uh like passing lane I was like I was like dude this is it he had a heart attack on the road like I'm paranoid and I feel like it's gonna happen with you some sort of coughing fit oh yeah yeah yeah uh forget yourself via I actually almost did for your last vlog it was actually a good but also funny good hey what's up German say something long so people can understand how you talk I don't know what to say like I can tell you that that's my favorite position right there doggy no other missionary not anymore why just gotta be safe safe so no virus cut the [ __ ] Dave all right how about dinner sold by David last night yeah yes we did me and Dave we got a fight oh my god Oh had some issues there was a there's a whole lot of beef going on with David and Mike over the friendship that David and lon like the zone so they are we anyway sorry I almost want to ask for are we doing this or what I mean with God so are you going somewhere yeah sure well no do you have it this was a bit serious sure yeah they did it was serious but it's a good question it's just a question it's got it comes to a high-level question I want to ask the viewers as well David has always with every one of my flings and now with my current girlfriend had a very tight relationship phase slightly physical slightly always playful leave Fox Mike's girls referring my flings remember with that with with the assistants best friend I do remember all right so remember when I was hooking up with her and you guys would choke each other and [ __ ] like that basic that was a joke between us she also wasn't my bad one so I don't know whose fling it was so anyway also I've had girls who ended up in Mike's bed love sack whatever and it's never sexual but it's so here's the question it's like this brotherly sisterly thing but Ilana used it to make me jealous because I never said never I'm not a jealous guy people always asked me like how do you feel about practice [ __ ] Brooke Nix and I'm just like don't give a [ __ ] don't care at all not a jealous guy I Know Who I am I'm Gucci so I don't give a [ __ ] so she's like damn I got to figure this out I want this [ __ ] to respect the Queen and she used the Nazi to [ __ ] do it so the other day so the other day she was she was sticking her ass out in the kitchen and she like looked at him like [ __ ] with me and then she'll look at me and like do one of these and he sneaks past her and she goes she goes he rubbed his dick like like so I wasn't blaming David that's not what have fun so I don't want to push him too far because he was just he's they're all just [ __ ] around but it finally got me to the point after weeks of it happening where I said yo this is done this is over yeah there's no more of this and Logan Logan mediated the situation and it brought up this like thought in my mind of like does anyone else out there go through this situation where the best friend becomes like a little bit too like they they become playful for [ __ ] almost like you do really flirty we've had this situation numbers of prefer chat I'm sure not not just between us dude I this is this is a very common I mean like so multiple times that happen every morning whenever she sleeps over she comes out and just hugs me bright there's a lot of ways to hug there's a very dry hug but she does the hug where she puts her head inside my rashness yeah exactly a little weird sometimes she rests her head on my shoulder just like standing invitation do you think she considers you like almost like a Berlin teddy bear I think it all comes down to I think it all comes down to two things first the way we got introduced to each other and the vlog that's a huge thing which I agree with that made you made it what that you made them be the cheetah cheetah no there's no through line of David a lot of flirting oh this is classic case of like real life and vlog and the lines are but real-life problem is that she actually likes me as a person l would say she of course she's yeah so maybe that's how she is I don't know she's very affectionate and I'm assuming one of her love languages is touch and I wouldn't be surprised if she's getting this all the time she called she wants to call constantly and by the way my anti love language is touch [ __ ] off but also late time so when all she wants to do is she says all time cuddles all I want to do is and so she so she comes to me for the for the action and then she goes to David for the cuddles and so I got to a point where I was comfortable with that situation I'm like good this is perfect I hope y'all are now amazed about 2 to 2 times it happened well you weren't there that was like in the morning time she would rest her head on me a little too long I love to you can do it for a second kind of like hi but then like okay go away but she just keeps you never feel like you might want to press a charge no no but two times I told her hey I feel uncomfortable as like obviously also as a joke but semi-serious because I'm not gonna be like yo get the [ __ ] off of me I was like yeah I mean I feel uncomfortable you're I think I said something along the lines like you're my one of my best friend's girlfriend holy dress in the kitchen and he's like we can't do this without you know how badly I want to do this hugging right now but we can't do this and you know it and I think she also saw the scene commenced Lana is she since she's like in that adult industry and every guy like looks up to her like oh my god Lana Rhodes I'm not really like that I was gonna say this and I thing and remember remember in the prank in the bed where he was where you were like David I know for a fact your heart right now anywhere what's her right now I wasn't hard at all yeah yeah that was never my kid my concerns not was just where was I supposed to draw like a friendship standpoint like like where do you say like y'all have you ever done anything like this Jeff with your girl like where one your friends was just like they were like more you're not on the set so I know I'm talking about [ __ ] up what I was saying with with it I'm telling you right now happen it happens holy [ __ ] this is word for word exactly verbatim what's happening my life but the point that I was saying what that people look up to her like guys look up to her I was like the goddess of like porn industry adult industry is that the rejection or death interest from my side is almost the typical rules of engagement typical rules of life do not apply to Lana she is fascinating her come up her past even where she's at now in her life like bruh I went to the Lamborghini dealership to get her the jacket and the guys like I've never sold a Lamborghini to a woman that young she's a [ __ ] baller like he's all these difficult of like how I would read a human again just they differ for her she she moves very differently I don't know many people like her so the way she's touching you is like even even though I mean you know girls that I've I've necessarily their touch here with my friends some are some are some call him babe some don't even the babe we had an issue I was like yo you got to stop calling this girl I was messing around I was like you have to stop calling my friends babe you need to that's better and then it got even worse that night sack and everything so it does it does happen but I do I do like the final thing I noticed was once I snapped she she I saw it in her face she was like this too because cuz he was a problem it was a snap for you because you will you will all blame it in on me and a snap on her because I might have had a little contact with her when I went around at first I was [ __ ] high as [ __ ] and all I saw was my chocolate milk didn't want to do crap yeah you let's say let's say what do you think it's more likely me passing around her and doing whatever she claimed or me passing around her let's slightly touch her she tried touch her and she's like oh my god David whoa so she gets you she did she throw David under the bus I saw it but he's planning words what she did and it worked I think I should well she was like now David never said that when I made that example when she was like leaning over like midday one one time and she was like looking back like this yo [ __ ] but I and I acknowledge him I laugh at him and I'm what am I gonna do listen y'all come to Frankfurt in Frankfurt Hamburg the last thing I want to say is she tried it with the DMS first and I think she'd thought that was gonna work she's like you know who's in my [ __ ] right and I was just like don't give a [ __ ] she's like do you know this rapper like we talked about so every rapper every football every soccer play everybody and I was just like that's dope she had to do it in real life I was gonna say I think cuz this is this is a shot mean the foot before this is [ __ ] me your your nonchalance makes it worse yes 100% that's like your hands like girls love attention they love you like attention because did she ever hit you with that give me attention I get this every night every night you don't love me hold me Oh BAE I'm exhausted I worked all day no you don't you just you've got right so if you're if you're two hands off eventually maybe she might push harder which is my scenario I mean it's also it's also [ __ ] up too because on the flip side like I can't even I can't even like a picture my Instagram now is just a scroll there's no engagement nope not allowed watch that she's smart she cheats but I yeah I can't do [ __ ] so it's [ __ ] up that's it it's a double standard you may have to with Mike well I mean she's coming me my mom so took four days nice when we went to the strip club in Vegas to watch her dance which is by the way why we went to Vegas um dude I realized I'm very uncomfortable I strip clothes yes star some people are I think it takes us I think certain guys like cuz I'm like you too III believe it or not I it's just so over Slyke I don't like that um in-your-face sexuality which makes no sense because I'm dating Lana but I and like even when she tries to talk to me like that like when she says really direct like sexual [ __ ] I actually don't like that any of the adult girls that I've ever fought with I don't like when they talk super sexually to me it's it's you know or in the bedroom I'm more I'm more of like I don't know but why does it make you uncomfortable I don't I don't I don't know I think it's like that is the peak of like superficiality dude like a bunch of women we men literally only to get their money I I don't see it for anything other than that a girl came up to you to you and said something she saw her first I was hey I like your height I like your height I was like good opener strong hey David what did you see here I was I was joking I was looking at you I was like cuz you were saying something I was like yeah Logan I got actually likes my height David this girl has trained exactly what to say she is a professional as rookies falling for [ __ ] at district my favorite my favorite thing watching like she said she likes my height where's the ATM this one's got something special she sees something in me it happens so be careful boys be careful if you and by the way if you do go to a strip club and you want to spend money spend that [ __ ] money please spend the money because we had an issue Mike and I withdrew $500 in singles each to throw at Lana and we did we threw all of them was awesome money was raining it was a big spective was cool then when we bat went back and collected all the cash to everyone through it was less than what we started lost money we lost money angles were going off the stage and god that broke her guys around the stage like collective and then they throw it at different strippers that aren't dating social media influencers we lost one hundred and three dollars somehow so how did you count that many dollars they put it they run it to the machine oh that's like no but do you remember do you remember the two girls that came off to us when we were taking the money out that was so pleased to these two dancers came up social or taking the money out there like they were trying to run the game like they started obviously work me and him or [ __ ] bulletproof like they come up to something like hey guys it's pretty tall on we're just like yeah yeah sure thing and they're like they're like they're like it's always a height thing with women it's always a [ __ ] height thing well no it's just girls love tall [ __ ] guys I'm sorry to say but you're like short girls are like anyway so they come so they come up to us so they come out just and they go I'm like what are you guys doing here tonight okay I'm just withdrawing some money right now taking electrons money they're like you guys here to see Lana Rhodes and I we were like yeah we're just taking some money out and [ __ ] they're like she's the queen I'll be honest with you I'm here to see Lana rose tonight and they're like we're supposed to be dancing but we're fangirling like crazy and then they come up to me no no Mike Mike's like Mike's like oh yeah yeah that should be alright now what did you say um [ __ ] I [ __ ] it [ __ ] it it's Annie anyway so she comes up to me and they they start talking no you said you go you go yeah it's cool yeah but you know they touch do you I'm like I'm I felt I'm why fell back on the kind of a girlfriend so I can't really like partake and yeah I gotta go yeah you guys actually might know her they're like no way who is it I was like well her name's a lot of these are not our marks tonight they don't work Stefan it's it's like the one right it's Club in Vegas they'd 500 girls working at that boy that night Ronnie with dan Bilzerian party with less clothes they were [ __ ] they were yeah I also I also had a problem we try to gamble a lot I I lost my money again I can't put a surprise to $3,000 your betting strategy this time no strategy he's a psycho law sits next to me at the blackjack table he'll just hit went he'll bet 300 to start he'll win he'll bet 600 he'll bet 1200 he'll bat 2,400 he'll bat 4800 then the table gets cold and he doesn't take his back down forty eight hundred forty eight hundred forty eight hundred Outland it's gone and he looks at me he goes so you want to get McDonald's or something and I'm I'm sitting there with my stack of chips playing it the right way you know he a little bit here a little bit more a little bit less he sat and watched me for what about an hour after he ran out of money and I went up to two four thousand dollar bets at one point I kept missing my double downs I want to give a shout-out to my accountants here my business managers good shut up - Amex with declining yeah I am ex I thought my Amex was no limit it's only no limit for purchases but not for ATM withdrawal so there's a limit on it and it's eight thousand dollars a month and I had lost six thousand dollars last night with the Vegas in 2000 so Rob's sitting at the ATM for like an hour brought on the phone all the questions yes and they wouldn't and so I gotta give a shout-out to my accountant sir their withdrawal limits because I believe they saved my life dude I was I was about to throw down like say you were trying a 10 2012 I was gonna do it I was gonna do I was gonna withdraw ten Benetton Israel Adesanya he won I wouldn't want probably like 70,000 around that and then I was gonna put it on black maybe one in there by the way if I want it probably were to put on something else and a mine you know a Mayan attic well I know you're just a fool it was the closest I've ever seen Logan to being an addict though he's he he like runs out of money leaves the table he's at the [ __ ] ATM you know how much I paid in [ __ ] Apr justed this [ __ ] year dang what's wrong with you I always feel so I feel like such a loser when I'm withdrawing money and then you know what made me feel better I said this that I lost no yeah definitely yeah the last time we went to Vegas and I was trying to withdraw money there was a dude next to me who's like a very rich version of myself and he was talking to casino about losing half a million dollars and I was like yeah any YouTube update on the vlogs the the Maverick rebrand this is actually awesome this is [ __ ] sick the Maverick rebrand because if you've noticed I've removed the URL for maverick where Logan Paul Logan ball comps and I shot from all my YouTube descriptions it's still in my Instagram but we've very much so pulled back on promoting the March plugging the March selling the March everything the site is actually gonna go down soon for a full reconstruction and today we saw the first around not the first round this is like the third fourth design but this is just look so crisp so clean there's new messaging it's gonna feel like a new brand but still be very true to to me and the audience that the word Maverick resonates with and so that's that's that's awesome that's an update that I think you guys are gonna see probably here in the next month two months as the third anniversary of the brand comes up which is on my birthday on April Fool's Day makes me so happy to be back in the saddle on like heavy business [ __ ] we're talking about data and [ __ ] brand brand purposes and identity and you love back-end metrics I love it I mean that I lived there for so much it's why he's able to be his age and and not just conquer dominate YouTube yeah you know how [ __ ] hard it is to succeed on YouTube Road 35 the barrier to entry is so difficult and some he's just he is a marketer yeah so he's able he's able to do it and a personality which is the real the real tough part that's a [ __ ] you're born with but I'm amped on his on his clothing it's gonna be awesome and there should be [ __ ] pumped it's like a mix between athletic and street wear and it's just I think I think people are gonna brush blown away by the yeah yeah we evolved the content we adapted and changed and we wanted to do the same thing with the clothing and it's it is very hard especially because you know you see the Maverick logo like it sparks up a certain feeling stands for something it stands for something and we wanted to make sure it's just as powerful while quite literally evolving and going to the next level and uh changing in a way that was gonna resonate with our new hwae chirring you know so that's gonna be cool yeah also I think it's actually I think I think we wrap up fire the fire and flames great weekend really great weekend thank you guys for joining us here on this episode of impulsive we're approaching two million subscribers we really are though so who gets the the trophy for the two million like if you've heard if you're the two million subscriber what do you get oh we should do that just penis is bouncing up and down [ __ ] where we are at one point nine nine so this this episode will get it's a two million to uh do it give uh I don't know how to get a hoodie I want a new one hit that subscribe button we love you we'll see you next time take it easy

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Length: 66min 30sec (3990 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 10 2020