Logan Paul is a BAD Booty Call - IMPAULSIVE EP. 162

sciences pool back row late this joint asset smoking bro next you know I'm highs alright nice and I'm laughing because a double by the whole time yo I'm highs I got a ballistic missile as a penis that I can't feel my Lords a Jewish carpenter dude JC Oh JC oh good old JC was a carpenter a Jewish carpenter and an Episcopalian did you know that Jewish carpenter is also sighs that's weird just thought of it before you said it oh you're a linguistics expert welcome to the show huh and welcome to the show to this show impulsive the number one podcast in the world we're about to hit 2 million subscribers are we about to make it sound like five already you know the numbers experienced a slight boost I think got a lot of people from the vlogs are coming over they're interested in us when we talked at length long-form what if they're just a bunch of jerk or offers from Lana Rhodes channel I worry about that cuz we think so Mike's getting numbers on his vlogs and like Instagram he's popping off everything but I'm worried they're just [ __ ] they just turn on my channel like what can i wank off dude bro some dude some dude I serve Mike's girlfriend thing sort of is like an adult film star we all know a lot of roads and some dude DM Mike and he said hey man just had a wank to your girl is that it's not okay wait it's not cool kids do it to anyone else I'll tell you why it's not cool all right ready imagine you masturbate right you do thing yeah well guys we do that the first thing you do is pick up your phone don't fall for me for me it doesn't for me it doesn't it doesn't bother me that much you guys have to understand bro for someone to be like open enough life wise to have a relationship with someone who has done a 10-person gangbang obviously they don't really give a [ __ ] that much of your jerking off to be like like what are you gonna say to me that I honestly give a [ __ ] about I just I'm more so care about the kid who's like just he's like really saying hey Mike I'm so alone right now and I'm thinking about you like he just jerked off your girlfriend like wow he messes you Mike's girlfriend you said in the vlog yeah and it's a it's it's what you know why did you talk about that's okay yeah I did in the vlogger that's got clickbait so maybe it's the right thing oh you know wait yeah good here's why dude yeah Lana Rhodes can we say her name real not no okay I'm sure it's not what about first name not just let's just like can I give her an arbitrary name yeah let's call it let's call her Stephanie okay so a lot of roads is a stage name Stephanie's is the girl real life yo lana roads is not Stephanie at night not even not even close like I tell people this like I'll have my girls asked me like well what she'd like like I've never I'm not a porn star I'm like I'm like the girl you meet real-life a Stephanie is not like a porn star she's like a like a fun like down-to-earth girl normal girl who's really oddly like driven and passionate more so than even us like all she does is like work that's all she does it's not by the way that's one of the reasons why me and her get along so well is because I'm actually quite turned on by her by her work ethic I mean she wakes up she grinds she is she is Stephanie is a boss ass [ __ ] she wakes Minh know this she makes way more [ __ ] money than me she's constantly trying to buy me [ __ ] which I don't want it to add to haven't let her but like that's and that's a side note but she is a boss you know she works constantly she's always working she's always running her snapchat her her merch she's got a merchandise company that does really well or clothing but yo to your point contrary to the - that thought and you know against the the way the rest of the porn stars that we've met are she is very reserved in real life she's not this sexual deviant that you guys have called you know but she can become that right she throws down she throws [ __ ] down of course compared to the gang bangs talk it's different Stephanie's not out there like swallowing seven swords at one time she's not and she actually she actually does not like come I find that so weird she she actually despises it well she heard her reaction is get it off of me how is that possible like she say okay so ready for this here's the observation I've made she is so driven by business and by making money and and being financially secure and financially independent that she went and did things over the course of eight months now keep in mind she worked for eight months that's it eight [ __ ] months and he's been number walking months eight [ __ ] months and has been number one for however long but the reason I think she did things which she is told me she really did not like doing all that much was because there was a ton of money in it and so I think like now that she doesn't have to do those things anymore like well I'm glad she's done daily clogging yeah I mean obviously I mean people ask me like there have been some people have been like yo I happen with Emily or like what happened with this girl to be honest with you like I don't know if I could date a currently performing adult film song that's I just ask yeah like like she come like I just don't know if I could do that I spent a lot of time with them and I had a lot of fun with them but I just don't know if I could be serious like she doesn't do it anymore she's retired I want to ask a question it's a question that we have been going back and forth in this house yeah what is what's what's better what's more desirable I don't know how to say this so porn stars women who [ __ ] on camera versus like a girl in LA that doesn't [ __ ] on camera here but has sex with exponentially more men than the porn site and and the listener for it because I tweeted about this and the person listening to this doesn't believe this and they don't they can't wrap their mind around it but there are girls in LA that I know very well that go out to Warwick and Hyde and poppy on Mondays and they're out four to six times a week that have exponentially more bodies than even your favorite veteran porn star these these porn stars at the highest level like I said on the on the Garcia podcast are having sex with a very small stable of very elite men in the industry because there's like seven to ten like major male actors who are by the way tested constantly now from the outside people look at porn stars they say oh that's that's horrifying like how could you ever date one these aren't even people and they have their thoughts about them but then they go to Warwick and they leave and have unprotected sex with a girl who has put down 75 to 100 bodies already in 2020 and has not been tested since 2018 so it's it's it's all very murky water but it's also to me I don't have to explain myself like this like Lana has been married been married for the past three years she's like another like fascinating conundrum here like now that part to me is more fascinating than the porn part the Bourne part I can get by you have a past I used to do heroin I used to do her every single day every single [ __ ] down wake up and the first thing I would do would be heroin yeah so like no and no one says no a mic like you used to do that for eight years I can't believe a girl would date you no one says that but they say oh she used to have sex on camera and so like like I said none of this is perfect it's all very strange to me but I think it gets in the way of like people's ideal relationship between other people right like oh my god I've seen your girlfriend having sex like Congrats I I have to I have to really check myself here because like that sentence has no effect on me anymore like I'm so numb to everything dude and I have to imagine that in like the real world like because we really are known to a lot of because we're bubbled up more so than even the LA bubble baths like our life is is just this weird thing that makes renders us emotionless to a lot of things that like strike people a very very different way than it does us and I get and I get it I know you get it - I get it very viscerally I understand that and and and by the way it's it's it's not something that I was just automatically like yo this is what that's nothing like what she chooses to do with her but like yes I deal with that I have of course I it's an obstacle that I've had to over come but but like you know like you know like what the [ __ ] you do she's a sweet girl she's driven she she makes you so much better which is what what I what I am most fascinated about you Mike stop eating carbs you were a juice cleanse yesterday did twice he ran twice on a girl not no bad food ain't no food yesterday's juice I had juice but more than anything I'm not since the New York situation I have [ __ ] hands off bro a button I really thought that once all these girls found out that I was in a relationship respect the relationship finally [ __ ] off oh is that what you thought that's where you're always Oh every time you're in a relationship is the only time that the Champs come flock and it is so bad everyone is so bad everyone knows when you're single life want you to be single when you're taken life wants you to be singing wait when you're single life wants you to be taken right and when you're taken life wants you to prevail I have a picture here we went out to a party Evan invited us to it's actually pretty good and this is Mike now like when we go out this is this is staple Mike just in the corner balled up closed off not looking for any interaction from from anyone really maybe some guys telling them they like their there's a nice show the night catcher but um no no women allowed and I I saw I have to give my friend a pat on the back cuz you did a good job and I noticed that women were throwing themselves at you because of this really Mike I went up to my room I went up to my room bro it's 1:00 a.m. and I'm not I'm not really trying to trying to throw it down on this night right so I go up to my room to go to sleep you're already in bed and a girl comes skipping out of my bathroom a girl that David invited random blonde girl I was like what the I was like hey Dave hey there's a girl in my room Dave comes upstairs since she's like hey you know she's been partying she's like hey like where's Mike and I was like I can't tell you because I know Mike's wife tough and you just can't like you just can't she goes where's Mike I'm horny and I want to [ __ ] I'm like first off you just skipped around my bathroom like you gotta go giggle go I start getting Diaz don't don't leave this picture it was this demon over Mike shoulder just hiding in the bag my god dude I start getting these DMS oh my god actually don't know about that that might be no no even worse I told you that night cuz that because because because that was one of the girls right there that David brought home hey can we say that cool no I'm not saying names but that's half of her face like I don't think anybody's gonna [ __ ] identifiers but he brings these two girls back home and I go to Logan I go hey man I need you to just monitor the situation let me know what you're seeing maybe maybe I'm imagining things I have posted myself on the farthest loveSac away from all of the action I am hands-off I'm not even talking to anyone I said not a single word to anyone you were standing there I'm on my phone all of a sudden I look and now the girls are on the loveSac next to me then I look again and now the girls are on the loveSac with me now I look again and one of the girls hands is slowly approaching my penis now I look again and this girl has crawled inside of Mike's body she is taking over myself so I go I go I go I'm sorry guys I didn't even say anything actually I didn't even say anything I went into my bedroom and I said this is the only place that I'll be safe they don't know me they don't know how to find me two minutes later I get a DM where are you I start getting those disposable pictures the bombs that explode that say let me come up I can keep my mouth closed with with the zipped mouth emoji I go this can't be [ __ ] real why am I do cuz yo yo I'm seeing there by the way I have a I got a boner now dude like like this girl's on the butt I know that if I [ __ ] this up with Lana again bro there's no coming back from it bro and so now 2 minutes later I get another D I'm at this point I'm furiously masturbating I'm like I'm gonna clear these [ __ ] pipes out this girl's got no chance even if she comes in the room I'm gonna have a wet noodle dude that's it she goes all around the house it finds her way into Logan's room so I'm like perfect she'll just [ __ ] Logan I've been through this yo-yo in the past I would have stepped up to the plate ah I'm in a very weird spot my life I I you're all I have I go out I have trouble having sexual intercourse with women who I'm not like super attracted so mentally right like if I don't know you I'm not gonna like I can't just can't [ __ ] a stranger anymore I you've been chained up anyways I was up punching the pillow at this point and it just I'm like [ __ ] I'm texting I'm like where the [ __ ] are you she's like babe we hung out six nights in row it's probably not good do we hang out tonight she called him a codependent no I'm like they said they were yeah weird codepen I'm like where the [ __ ] are you babe Am I she's just not responding I'm like focus is gonna and she never found my room needless to say I made it to sleep I woke up the next day as a proud monogamous non-cheater nice nice no worse it could get no worse there is a girl actively hunting your icbm yeah she is a missile hunter dude do you think it was a defensive boner that you had yes I was scared for my life yeah yeah some people have that reaction well she thought so they have been together a lot and uh I don't know how I feel about it right so I like I do something nice for my friend I lose my friend no I guess so it's interesting cuz she called out that they were becoming codependent and she like suggested that they don't hang out when I thought that was like I gotta give it like major props to fs:i she's mean some of my family tonight at dinner we're all going to so who knows wait wait well no it's not she's easiest one to test on right so I can't wait for Abby to me Stephanie before we went to that party I wanted to mention this really quick before run to that party we're in an uber and Mike's like down the street he's like my second look and I look I see [ __ ] coyote sprinting down the street this is my chance for a cuz I ain't forget I didn't forget what they did to my dog no good nervous ever did you forgive no no and and and I'm sure I'll outgrow this but I still want vengeance so I get out of the car and me Mac start chasing after this coyote Brom dead spring coyotes are fast I'm dead sprint down the street with one of the hill and I'm actually gaining some distance on them pretty fast fast and me on the play and then I'm sprinting [ __ ] ankle twist angle twists coyote goes on her fence disappears forever gone into the night of ghosts so now I'm like damn it I just tried to chase the coyote I rolled my ankle I'm old for two I'm o for two and now I'm mad so again I said this before my warning for all the Coyotes listening to this podcast I haven't forgotten I'm coming for you you killed my dog and you forced me to roll my ankle I'm really upset at this point they took your child and now they've stolen your youth and so I can't you're a feeble man can't walk bro we got to that party and he's like I really hope no one presses me tonight because I can't spinal surgery I'm like bruh like it because this wasn't a typical like la party this was there was a it was just a crowd I hadn't seen before and I'm a gulfs if one of these [ __ ] dudes wants to test me tonight I'm in serious trouble cuz I can't really feel my ankle yo and we're low key and we're low key like what do you tell me to say I'm gonna jerk myself off it we're we're [ __ ] Pekin bro like why you don't think so know what her party's been like for you lately you bro it's been pretty [ __ ] wild lately do you know how many I monkeypod [ __ ] not everyone's the [ __ ] like you Mike pretty cool he's being an [ __ ] because I am out of pictures I saw you take in the past at the past 3 part I'm never gonna talk about it well you told me when I was gonna you don't go out a great time with that party Evans literally the Kuwaitis I wasn't even saying like that I was just saying the no one was gonna press you and it was a weird party because there's just so many people that were just like bro you use a different hiding threw me off you got that clout you got that cloud now he in danger semi new to it bro I remind you I've been yeah I've been here five years bro I get it yes I've been here yeah but the coyote did [ __ ] you up you were [ __ ] up it just that animal is is yeah I don't like it it's pretty wily he's keeps hitting you over and over yeah I I like especially when you're down tell me I might tell a story I want to a story this is one of those moments where I I can choose whether or not to exploit my life especially my love life which I try to keep secret but I'll just do it I'll do it I so I can be a pretty horrible booty call oh no I wait I thought you all I didn't tell you this story is great right so I get the booty context and I wasn't in the mood yesterday like I'm like I'm not a sexual but I'm just right my libido is low lately because I think Sammy's gonna say demisexual like a demigod who has sex anyways I get the booty call this girl's beautiful and you know we've had our fun in the past well I say I see yeah [ __ ] it even though I know I'm like yeah I can't get up right now like I I want to go to sleep when I watch a movie go to sleep right but I said yes so the poor girl came over and she's stuck with an ax blabbering [ __ ] all I care about is making jokes making people laugh and laughing with my friends who in my boxers so uh well the last thing she came over and she's like I don't want to watch a movie she's like grabbing me and she's like I want to watch a movie let's go upstairs I was like uh I just wanna watch the movie is that cool she doesn't know what eyes are I and on my way upstairs huh can I put one pin in it when you were when you were kind of at one point when you were kind of telling her that you you were like wanted to watch the movie and [ __ ] she made a recommendation for something to happen are we no okay sorry anyways I go upstairs under the stairs there's this uh there's this penis numbing spray have you guys heard of this [ __ ] you spray and it numbs your wee-wee is it the same they want to sponsor it that's oh that's why there do we have the product to test I didn't wanna pay the point is like I tested it bro because I was poor so I do what every normal man with penis gnome and spray does I know my penis so now now I I have to tell this girl who's ready go we're in bed she's like come on let's do this I'm like I'm like I have to be honest with you I'm not in the mood at all and I just spray my my dick with dick numbing spray I can't feel anything she's like what the [ __ ] is wrong with you what's your problem so so I have a wet noodle bra and I'm in bed just like this and now we got a problem right because I can't I can't I'm useless but it's a problem that you had a solution for I remember our sponsors anyways if you love sex you love blue to calm and I do like sex blue char offers met a performance enhancement for the bedroom because we all like the lasted longer go a few extra rounds the fat the truth let's go work faster the pills up to twice as fast and it only takes a few minutes to connect with a blue chicama affiliated physician and if you qualify you get prescribed online quickly there's no in-person doctor visit no awkward conversations waiting line at a pharmacy and it ships to your door directly in a discreet they give you confidence in bed every single time you and your partner will love it my favorite saying to it and do it I got a great deal for you guys go to blue to comm get your first order free when you use the promo code Logan just pay five dollars shipping blue ChiCom blue to talk on promo code Logan anyways why I don't know where to go now just because my normal intuition would t be to ask you about the fact that you now had a monstrous veiny penis that was numbed out and ready to destroy narnia look like you could take down global warming with this [ __ ] you could take down student debt with this [ __ ] yeah cuz guess what it's [ __ ] rock-hard blue chewed out and ready to [ __ ] annihilate sure sure you're right but we weren't there yet so now we have to pass the time someone [ __ ] look to my left there's a joint next to my bed I'm like hey do you mind if I smoke I asked her for permission to smoke in my room she's like no why you asking me I was like I don't know like respect like I'm polite whatever she's like no I was like that sighs just pull back row like this joy asked that smoking bro next you know I'm high as [ __ ] alright nice and I'm laughing because identify the whole time yo I'm highs [ __ ] I got a ballistic missile as a penis that I can't feel I can't feel it it's it's it's numb javelin and I'm like I'm like okay now what dude she goes I'm sitting there and I'm laughing at myself I'm like this is ridiculous you know that housing I still not horny yeah like I had I happen to be hard but I don't want to do this she's like you're literally the worst [ __ ] booty call ever I'm gonna call someone else yo I go I go I know this girl bro she's cut she's kind of she's kind of a prude like she doesn't put out she she it [ __ ] every dude in LA she has like a rotation of three the other two are out of town so I'm high she goes i'ma call someone else I go this she won't do [ __ ] cuz I know she's not gonna she's not gonna call anywhere else and so I just laughed at her and she gave you a little more time or what no I mean we made it work and by the way it was phenomenal yo that told me that she told me this morning yeah that problem that combo was gnarly it's crazy and by the way it's a combo that I am well know I've never used this spray usually up until a couple months ago alcohol was my domination so I would be fall [ __ ] oh no you know what um let me let me say this - yeah of course that spray if you spray your penis with the spray which you do cuz that's what it's built to do it has lidocaine in it and so if the girl somehow magically puts her mouth on your wing guess what happens to her mouth no tooth no tooth you got an uh mass mouth bruh she can't feel her mouth it's like when you go to the dentist and they put the shots in your gums before they take your teeth out she couldn't feel her mouth but uh what if it's some weird sexual deep sounds like somebody who knows was speaking Dylan I did that I mean she goes wash it off she may me and it was still number that lidocaine is no joke you know it's funny even with her mouth numb she still didn't shut up a little show Vinick Mac it's weird we invite you to the show and you bring this [ __ ] male toxicity I'm let's go back to talking about [ __ ] faces shot are we doing anything I can to get us out of the exam it ain't gonna happen we are imagine some weird deviant choice sensor imagine some weird deviant sexual future at some like sexed out dentist office they use sex they use lighten up penises and you go in there and you give a girl gives you head to get numb there but it's bad where we are now we need it we need so pat on the head out you can't even say that cuz this it's a it's a [ __ ] pun dude don't be a dick actually doing it more it's cool well do I'm like I'm not just gonna come and go at your command ah it's Mike no I think it's funny I think it's funny I do we really need a girl for this show though about to have one are we oh do I have a meeting with one tomorrow morning oh great okay so maybe the girl can help with this cuz like I'll feel weird talking about genitals in front of her we'll use that I will yeah I have trouble I try to ease II's ease off in front of women about the general talk really yeah it's probably good to have someone that won't high-five you after a story like that oh yeah perspective hey uh Mike asked a question about this the other day he's came down the stairs and he said I gotta say something why are people so mean why are people so mean it's 2020 and people are getting meaner right my knee-jerk reaction was empathetic ignorant I think I always flashback to a time when I was 13 or 14 years old and I was like doing YouTube so I knew what a hater was I experienced it a little bit I was in the YouTube community I watched the videos I saw with the mean things that the haters left on like the shake cars of the world or the raywilliamjohnson and you know they get hated on and I remember someone made a video that I didn't like and I typed my mean comment I typed it out and I looked at it before I press ENTER I was like whoa like I went black for a second I was like why would why did I do that what about me putting this person down in a very mean way strikes me as worthy or something to do and so empathetic ignorant I think people don't consider that their words and their actions really can affect another human being because they don't care it's ignorance right like you're online and you're there's a phone in between you this is the only thing separating you and the Creator the the person that goes to your school whoever it is and people don't think that by typing something mean on a phone it can really affect someone's mental and then Danny suggested it's a way to get people to feel better about themselves why yeah why they do it like one of the catalysts is to make them feel better by the way I told I think I told you this the reason I came down with that mentality is because a a I guess you call her an actor or someone from from that show love Island love Iowa yes killed commit suicide right right and and and I saw a post from our friends at the bread batch on Instagram and the comments of the post were who cares [ __ ] who gives a [ __ ] I didn't ask like just just just some really really just like disgusting stuff and and I I know when I talk to you about it and you brought the empathetic ignorance and not being able to put yourself in the person's shoes that made sense but I then took it back a step even further like what is the true catalyst and I know Danny said it makes them feel better about about themselves but it's just if there was never a time in my life and I think it just says a lot about now I was doing other bad things that hurt myself I hurt myself very badly but there was never time in my life where I wanted to go out of my way to make someone else's life not as worthwhile that's what sets you apart but and I think it is and I and I always look back to my very traumatic past or the days when I my darkest days where I was [ __ ] myself into the ground and asked myself what was it that pulled me out and a lot of times it was my thoughts on how my family would feel or how someone else would feel so to your point it is it is very much about your ability to connect with the greater human yes race I was gonna say that either very it's very true that's a very that's a very astute statement for me because honestly like I think a lot of these people have been raised or have or are programmed incorrectly that they feel some sort of desire to hurt other people's feelings there is not a day go that goes by in my life and maybe it's because I'm 35 and maybe the internet wasn't around when I was 16 who knows but there's not a day that goes by in my life where I want to leave a comment that puts someone down never I've never ever ever done it before I'll make you jabs at friends of course stuff like that but if someone dies we've talked about this with the guy with the Kobe thing or if someone's having a tough time with mental illness or whatever seeing that stuff it really really really pains me and and and I just wrapping up the the last page in my book that I just wrote the last thing I wrote was the one thing I would urge people to do is be [ __ ] good to each other find a way to bright in other people's lives in some [ __ ] way I don't care what it is huh gasps huh gasps stranger talk to someone who's lonely help someone but at the very least stop being mean to people stop making yourself feel better and making up for what lacks in your life by putting someone else down it's just it's just not it's not cool it's kind of gross the rock said this he sees he's said it for a while now he said it's nice to be important but it's important to be nice and and you know it's it's the rock so when the biggest celebrities in the world and he's even moving with that attitude our conversation evolved into and what I was going to say was even even during your darkest days like innately you are you're a smart human you're not just smart because like you worked hard like I believe intelligence is like a genetic trait yeah and you were you were even again at your darkest days operating at a higher conscious level than most people where you realize like I don't have to put other people down to make me feel better about myself and then our conversation evolved in just our main people stupid was that what it was I just know I was gonna say like the idea of talking [ __ ] right so so being a hater saying something mean and then talking [ __ ] you will never find a successful person an elevated person area conscious person talking [ __ ] no it did they don't do ends the opposite yeah fact are building people up and they don't they don't they don't waste time speaking negatively about other people and we're we're surrounded by these people and even like we still fall in unfortunately the trap of like doing it somehow did it we did I personal speak for myself and say I did it with the with the girl with the BJ scandal and I think there's a lot of people watch this by the way I caught a little bit of heat for that not not much but there's people that are watching this that don't know that that girl had texted me after the fact and said hey listen all this is fair play it's doing exactly what I want it to do you keep talking [ __ ] please keep doing it like she's asking me I have the text message to prove it but it wasn't on her to tell me that was okay and that was me falling back and falling into something that is not me and I and I'm not gonna apologize for it I think I got little bit out of hand and I and I roast it a little hard but I don't want the people watching the show to think that is indicative of the person who I am or to think that it's okay to go and and and talk [ __ ] about people it's just it's a it's a very juvenile very junior varsity thing to do it's it's it's just it doesn't do anything for you the biggest note that I made that a lot of people have been sticking to is there's nobody out there who's winning in any major way like no I made a tweet that said I don't think that anyone that talks [ __ ] online gets any ass I don't I don't think like I don't see some dude that has either a girlfriend or that gets any play my rebuttal to that would be like and I said this and we were talking I think it's human nature to judge or to assess and conclude like when you hear hear people saying like I'll stop judging me like it it's that is that is the term high schoolers use humans by nature assess and conclude and if you want to call it judging whatever no it's you see something you've taken information and then you come to the illogical conclusion of how to act or what to do next so although yes I want to be as elevated as humanly possible I also think it's unrealistic to not assess and conclude that some people are [ __ ] morons and if I like if I like talk [ __ ] which by the way I will in the future I'm not gonna stop I'm just saying like if you can try to check yourself before you talk [ __ ] ly sometimes if something comes from the heart sometimes you feel a certain way you want to be vocal about it but there's always a way to give good constructive criticism without being a hater I mean if you truly don't like something you can express your disinterest a different way you can you can be constructive you can offer what your perspective oil was on what you saw or I agree which is you you know it could be anything you're right applied some sort of positivity to the negative view that you had of the content you can zoom facts but sometimes brah I want to call the [ __ ] of [ __ ] yeah and like we you said it you're like yo I don't know if I'll ever reach a level where like and bother I I agree like I ideally yes dude I am the perfect human who's who's who's never saying anything mean about anyone but y'all have a [ __ ] is a [ __ ] i'ma call of [ __ ] that's the that's the thing that's important here people that's the thing that's important here and I'll tell you why the [ __ ] that we talked or that I've continued to speak for myself the [ __ ] that I talked on that episode I talked in the face of a toxic situation where I was wrong I was wrong then and by the way someone that I care about was wrong even worse the only time you will ever see me caught up in [ __ ] talking is when I am when there's a catalyst that affects me the the even then I wish I didn't do it I wish I didn't feed into it I wish i elevate it above it like a like a um no a Mac milski no the [ __ ] David the Jeremy videographer I'm gonna be honest I'm just saying right the British dude with the talking nice stuff what's that now Thank You Russell Brand elevated probably would if you slapped his mom in the face we probably all right now it wasn't very nice and I see who you're feeling very angry but we can help you with that like I aspire to be that I'll never be that either I I wish I honestly do wish we I want to move on but I wish you were to ask to Russell Brand who's like I can say the most woke man I know he would do if someone slapped his mom in the face we know what uh damn pen do you know a damn penny would bite his nose over his [ __ ] nose oxides here we are we're out of podcast it's sick p.m. yeah no Jeff Bezos committed ten billion dollars this is finally God dang ten billion dollars to fight climate change yes Jeff do you think it's like cash going directly to the icebergs I don't know like rebuild the mission read about this in earth fund he called it it's the earth fund and throw through announced I'm launching the Bezos earth fund climate change is the biggest threat to our planet I want to work alongside others both to amplify known ways and to explore new ways of fighting and devastating impact of climate change on this planet we all share the global initiative will fund scientists activist NGOs and the effort that offers a real possibility to help preserve and protect the natural world we can save Earth it's gonna take a collective action from big companies small companies nation states global organisations and individuals Jeff Bezos stepping up to the plate it's cool to see a billionaire act on something you know these new billionaires know like Elon yeah yeah Bill Rockets go to Mars Jeff Bezos same thing saving the earth old billionaires were like I need more oil more money where's the train you not need more cars like when uh when Notre Dame burned out yeah and like the next day oh yeah like a couple popular zillions pledged a billion dollars to help fix it yeah and then when the force was burning in Brazil like no no no no this is it's really cool to see a billionaire apply their their wealth towards keeping our planet and also a lot of wealth not just like here's 100 million it's like a lot that's theirs here's one I'm looked at hint of what I have oh you know what though he's so he's worth one hundred twenty nine point nine billion so so probably roughly like seven eight percent of his of his net worth which is awesome but it's a pledge so it's not a donation right now it's it could take him to the end of his life did he put a timeline on it did some pledges could be like over the next five years I don't think that's the I don't think that's the issue no ten million dollars to protect the Earth alien billion yeah yeah he I he spent a good amount of money at live two during Super Bowl you know me he was crazy as that he goes their claims are cool like go spike goes yo you won't believe who I saw it live last night I go the fact that you just said that sense to me I'm so disenchanted don't even tell me he goes no I got this is like one of the one times where was acceptable to say it Jeff [ __ ] Bezos at a table at [ __ ] live nightclub bro cuz he's single now yeah or does he yep he's got the side chick is his now his girlfriend yeah damn how do you imagine jeff bezos takes interest in your girl like it's over there's no there's no coming back from that yeah but I mean at the other day like who Patrick I mean like but it just showed you like how power [ __ ] like a hotshot agent Jeff Bezos ex-wife doing cuz I am single like what so what is what is she doing do I know what she's doing she's counting money and she's gonna be counting money for the rest of her days on this planet tells me she doesn't give a [ __ ] do you know what the settlement was right how much half half what of his money shut yeah half of Amazon half of his steak and no but she got a lot I don't know I don't I don't know if it's too much because she was with him she's a real day work and so like how much of his success can he contribute to her so there's probably a hefty chunk Jed like she kept him mentally stable she motivated him she told him he could do it when he was just in his little office with Amazon in the sign behind him like she got so uh twenty twenty million Amazon shares worth an estimated thirty eight billion dollars Mackenzie hey Mackenzie Bezos she was with him from the beginning you know Mackenzie be my vlog automatically automatically made her the third automatically made her the third richest woman on earth Dylan just held up a sign that said happiest moment in your life this one right now question mark tonight can I just say to uh twenty five percent of the of the Amazon stock that they that they co-owned so they don't say they own 100% share she got to a quarter of it so I said a half excuse me happy is mowing your life do you have a happiest moment I try to I try to when I'm like feeling extremum elation I try to clock and be like yo I call them life moments like this is a life moment when it's something like uh not not not that not the happiest but like one of many that I thought was like a life moment that was super cool was when I was on an episode of Jake's Disney show um buzz aardvark yeah yeah like acting alongside my brother in his Disney Disney Channel show coming from Ohio like two kids who like technically on paper were gonna amount to be nothing right like I don't know maybe like I don't I don't know like I don't know what life had planned for us and then just that was a moment when I look what I was just think about my happiest moment go just a really cool moment I was like oh my god this is very very real now that was cool wait we got one I have two one was when I had my first child okay that hasn't happened yet but I think that's gonna be pretty exciting yeah yeah you're out of your [ __ ] mind yeah yeah and then the second one we were at the ranch just recently really I felt it was weird I was standing out in this field looking at this mountain cauldron and just like a perfect feeling washed over me why I felt like my my body felt perfect I was in a perfect mental state I was peaceful I was with my friends I was doing the things that I love to do and it's like when all of those factors combined you know external environment plus internal happiness it was like wow I am eel I felt perfect yeah I think I told you I walked no I was like I feel perfect he did sit and it was just a you know it was simple but it was like that kind of simplicity is what I've always wanted for my life and it felt so great I would say I would say mine is probably the external one was probably seeing my little sister get married just because it was uh I missed her I missed my little sister's graduation from college because I was an addict and it was it's a it's a moment that I'll never get back I didn't I didn't see her graduate college and it's a big regret of mine and so to be able to see her to be able to be clean and to give the this best man speech or actually I gave the speech for her side so the bridesmaid speech was kind of actually weird now that I think of it but to see her walk down the aisle to see my mom crying my dad crying and - and to be there for that was awesome and then and then on the external side where we yeah and not to be that guy yeah sure was that the happiest moment of your life before after you [ __ ] your pants the greatest moment of my life and the most like we know you're on a roller coaster that's what a reality that's crazy it was before before that's that's wild to imagine that I still that I [ __ ] my pants at that wedding nah nah nah I was completely so rate a bad Cubano sandwich other yeah gas station Washington DC tuxedo we're turning the red in tuxedo back to Men's Wearhouse no you don't when I think I'm bad we thought we thought he was banned we had to go to get suits for the impulsive at Jakes wedding and we were surprised when they might let Mike back in it was it was a shitty situation I that was that was that was that was probably that was probably my highest and lowest moment in my life and then and then from that on the external side ER for me personally to max point like you have the ranch and [ __ ] it's it's funny because they kind of compete but whenever I'm in the water dude and obviously this goes back to the lazy remember thing so much but I've had times recently in in my you know current life where I've been in the middle of the Pacific looking at the palm trees by myself you know off off shore a little bit just floating around where I am able to come my racing mind and drop some of my anxiety and actually feel happy about life that's right and so I and so that would probably be somewhere on the coast of California and you know soaking up the California Sun and just taking it all in and just knowing that I made it out of hell and you know I'm in a pretty good place my life now yeah things have been really good lately yeah really nice yeah it's it's it's very cool yeah hopefully hopefully you guys watching this can feel some of our energy and apply to your life like that's a that's a no one thing throughout all of all my content is I want to even if it's just a little bit be inspirational and motivational in the slightest degree and if I can be a role model or a beacon of light hope optimism whatever it is that then I am winning then I've become happy I think that's it do you think will that Wilbur story escape us if we hold it for another probably so yeah it will it will they don't when the time is right oh we're gonna we'll save it whereas about you playing the game oh yeah well Mike is a sick and twisted yeah we'll talk her so you've been on set for all right hit that subscribe button we're about to - ladies dammit alright love you guys thanks for listening

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Published: Thu Feb 27 2020