[Music] hey everybody Steve Matthew feat oven looking here from anywhere give me calm and welcome to season 3 oh if you want about this he's a halfling okay just give it to him we are going to be playing a bunch of games what's wrong with that it wasn't it racial slur we are to be playing a bunch of games having a lot of fun using the rules from the new blood washes head coaches handbook and the four teams we have halflings Lizard Men Amazons and chaos yes we're gonna describe the teams in more detail as we started to the games just me the four of us we're gonna do a double round-robin so that means everybody plays everybody else twice and then we're gonna then go into semi-finals where the best team faces the worst team and the second and third face each other and that'll be a best of three and following that will be a finals and also the consolation for the third and fourth place which will also be best of threes so every week we're gonna be bringing you three games of Blood Bowl except for the semifinals and finals because it's best of three so sometimes that might be too and it was often it might be two especially if with his games anyways the same team we have the three games the first one is going to be for free every week on YouTube so you can enjoy that with no cost and then the other two will be in the mini wargaming vault we'll put links in the description or you just gonna hit do anywhere can you okay good a mini wargaming calm to watch the other games of whoa exactly and the other two will be in the mini we're gonna be involved at the links below we're two mini wargaming calm if you're not a mini we're gonna be in vaults member you can join for free for seven days and get access to thousands of battery ports leagues like this narrative campaigns painting tutorials terrain tutorials all sorts of stuff and is what allows us to do all of this and we got to do this now before we get quarantined in our cloud to make any more videos well yeah good eventually so let's just jump right into it the first game today is gonna be between the Lizard Men and the Amazon me and Vito and this the second one in the vault the halflings and the chaos in the third one I don't know yet because we got to play our games and we'll change it up again but those will be in the vault click link below enjoy and let's begin season 2 mmm 3 season 3 season 3 I'm gonna dodge you just coughed on me on this side we have my Lizard Men team the instigators by the way I put up a Facebook post on our Facebook page and asked for ideas for names and most but not all the names you're about to hear are suggestions from our Facebook community I think instigators has been used many times before it was seen as suggested by more than one person and one person said they found it on reddit so you may have heard that team name before but I really liked it the instigators now this is actually a family of various sized dinosaurs it is being led by to source blockers not that there's any leaders in this this is MA and pas gator and then they've got their children tic-tac-toe in you gotta go sorry oka Chaka and then we got our four skink runners we got Susie and Suzanne and in Sally man-birds her middle name and then we got she we got John or not Shawn like I don't know how to supposed to pronounce this properly like Sean Connery with an X so let's leave it as an Connery or Sean Connery I'm gonna calm John whose name is Sean Sean Connery and then they got their big dumb inbred brother back here big mitts keg helm they're crack cigar I've also purchased two team rerolls and I have 20,000 left over so my total team value is a 980 thousand which means I'll have twenty thousand of inducements look I'm just gonna buy a temporary cheerleader with for this game and we are gonna take a look at my team they're gonna be the Amazons or more likely the famous Kieran Thrasher's that's right as you can see there's a theme going on here we're I didn't want a wonder team we'd go with that so we have a bunch of line women right in the front of this team they're very good at playing beach football so with the lineup that we have here we have I think it's nine seven aligned women that I purchased we have an topi Manilow yeah a lot of greenery or Jana Elia Penelope Khloe and Sophia for Blitzers have been purchased their names are gonna be Diana Donna Troy Alexa and Oh Helia I've also purchased a catcher and a thrower the thrower is going to be Hippolyta she's one with blond hair and the thrower Artemis has the red hair it should be noted that with Amazons the entire army or team I does come with dodge except for the Blitzers they have dodge and they also have block first let's find out what kind of weather we have today Oh three that's gonna be something it's very sunny a glorious day for a game of Blood Bowl but blinding sunshine causes -1 on all passing rolls Oh Oh for the entire game hmm next we're gonna flip for the kick I'm gonna flip it and you're gonna call it midair wherever it lands it lands alright go head yeah tails I will choose to receive so you will be the kicking team okay we're gonna roll for how many fans showed up neither of us have any fan factor so it's just a just rolling you got 10 so you have more fans than me you've got 10,000 and I got 8,000 oh wow yeah and we are set up obviously with me putting more guys on the line than the Amazons I want a punchy punch and the Amazons wanna dodge you dodge I got some skinks in the back ready to go and all the big guys out front and that's just it so it's time for the kickoff hold here place the ball I will be placing it right here scatter the sports fans it goes six to the seven wait a second you roll the dice alright locking dice right bad you don't want to roll six although much better a six actually brings it off the pitch so it bounces to here it actually lands here now let's find out what's the kickoff and we've got a 5 which is a high kick the ball is kicked very high allowing a player on the receiving team to move into position anyone playing the receiving team who is not an opposing player tackles ou may move into the square where the ball will land Susie is going to go for it actually yeah I don't know whatever you know try to catch it I'm trying to catch it my agility is three I got no modifiers this because it's a kickoff so 4 plus Booya I caught a ball that's probably the only good die roll I'm going to make for the rest of the league right off the bat I'm going to have a tick move up and talk will also move up on the opposite flank Susie's gonna move up at the ball it's dangerous I know but Suzanne is going to help her move into here salamander will also help by moving up to here and sean connery well just to you know go right next to no make you dodge where's my big guy is gonna declare a block into your middle alignment he's kind of a bonehead though so if I roll the one he does nothing and loses his tackle those right strike 5 verse strength 3 so I roll two dice and I pick we got unfortunately you've got dodged so you are pushed so I will just move you back to here and I will stay where I am well I kind of want to keep engaging you and these guys don't need the assist so I am going to move up crunch so throw a block from number 13 oh we got you knock it down here it's the only real choice your armored sevens like to roll higher than that ooh no I do not do that next number 14 which is paw Gator is going to so that was mob Gator now paw Gator is going to throw a block and also get they knocked down or defender down as we like to use proper terminology here sometimes and you know what the heck we are going to follow up just to really get you in their armor 700 just got house Booga Chaka is just going to move up and toe declare a blitz and will move up and throw a block into this and we got a push unless I want to go down with you but I don't I'm gonna push you back this way and I will follow up ooh start of the thymus cure and Thrasher is the child crowd the crowd cheers as number 14 and number 11 stand back up he took a pretty decent hit but they are good to go Alexa is gonna throw a block with an assist what do we get Bush we're gonna push this guy right to here and we will follow up Oh philia she's gonna get a little ballsy if you want to say that and she's gonna throw a blitz into this little guy with the ball so we're going boom boom boom boom and then we have to go to here and then do our dodge - 205 up with the dodge skill oh I've got an assist you get a one die block but that is your blister with dodge and block all right off you go for it Oh unfortunately I am dodge as well so that is just a push I'm gonna use one of my team rerolls I got three of them down - to re-roll it oh that's good because you've got the block skill so that would be both of us down but it only knocks me down so I get dropped right where I am my armor is 700 no I am fine and we roll that the ball will bounce - here Oh feel ya Oh feel ya is the crowd going nuts she crazy she's going for the ball what's the - to dodge against a 5 up but you still had your tawdry roll oh you're only looking died for your all know she dodges she dodges that's right now you gotta try to pick a nuts right was not a reroll no rear OCT me roll you got a 5 +2 pick up the ball can you feel yeah whoa feel ya turn over man we rolled in the ball bounces to here and that's a turnover oh oh at the very least well we're gonna stand back up make sure there's as much opposition to you as possible we're gonna throw a bunch of blocks you ready for this don't do it he's gonna throw a block into your Blitzer cuz I cut two helpers I'm strict for I get two dice and I just that's a push because you got dodge you know what good enough I'm not even gonna follow up tickets gonna throw block uh you've got dodge that's just a push is just a push toe is gonna throw a block don't do it there we go here run and I will follow up okay finally break some armor oh oh oh higher than seven ma Gator will throw a block I'll take the push I don't want to be down I don't have block bush and I will hmm yeah I'm gonna follow up I gotta be I gotta get in your face ba Gator is gonna throw a block and crap I'm gonna use a team reroll otherwise that's a turnover okay that's a push that is better than what was about to happen so now I've used my team reroll that makes me nervous before I fall down from a bad block number 23 that is Sean Connery is gonna 1 2 3 4 5 3 plus no rerolls Oh 6 7 8 with the ball got it up to the line of scrimmage let's have number 19 throw a block and we've got another one down and after careful consideration I will follow up gonna break your armor yeah I finally broke your ever injury nice and high for my first one hey we got a ko'd boom get out of here big mitts keg helm he's gonna throw a block but on a one he just is dumb oh not dumb MA ah just a push you're so lucky he's got mighty blow he can do lots of damage I'm gonna take a bigger risk here a bit of a risk muga ChaCha's gonna throw a block the reason that's a risk is because if he somehow falls down then you've got an opening to get through Wow no rerolls so that's a turnover either way I've done anyways it's got armor 9 though right he's fine who Nate she's gonna go ahead and stand up kinda do the safest thing to there and Diana she has to get a little closer to the ball she's gonna go one two three four five six now I want to go for it on a two ply sorts move your spot go for Anna dodge go for two plus we got you dodge will be a four plus we oughta go for it and dodge to plus Oh dodge is a 4 PI plus with the re-roll three and can you rewrote this 5 + o dodge is awesome uh Chloe she's gonna try and foul is that Papa Gator no that's mama no no it's that tape let's go stop I think that's talk okay we're gonna try this so you gonna try to do it yeah armored 9 you gotta beat it no no but you didn't roll double so you work cut okay and now we have Penelope she's gonna throw a blitz into Sean Connery was it it's John John Connors thank you very much so we're gonna go you mixed up I'm gonna go here watch oh poor poor Plus re-rolling get one Dodger you roll oh yeah okay except first one okay and we got to go here again sure it's more advantageous the already worked out this fourplus know where your roles Oh femur your role do you really want to use it here it's up to you you got two left and your um turn to you know what I have to do this I'm doing a team a role or plus okay okay some other dodge three plus no rerolls okay okay now then you move up and do a two type oh yeah to die blocks drink universes drink to finally do it alright come on up here no Rios of Danny go ah do I break your armor yes what's the injury oh you're just done Oh stunt man right turnover junk honour is going to dogs three plus three Garrett yes turnover armor is seven he's fine and the ball drops out in the elephant right next all she's stunned at least looks good alright Diana it's up to you we're gonna go done here for a dodge three-plus come on what Rick come on use your ear oh and then we have to go to move there and then we gotta go to here I'm going on three plus how do they feel their very first one try to pick up the ball on a three plus na do you want to use your team reroll yes they turn over otherwise that's your last team re-roll that is sliced one per turn the first three turns boom TV rules are you guys I'm doing it okay use it huh I got these three moving so far and then more five six I'm gonna go for I'm going for are you going before you haha go for it two plus no rerolls huh go for it again okay good Oh feel EEOC's that diana is in trouble she's gonna go right to here but we do have to dodge out of there ora oh you don't want to be here already we're going to hear ya know Rios you're out of everything Oh your face that's Armour didn't break gamer John Connor he's gonna stand up 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Susie will go next 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 yeah stand up over here because he's not gonna throw blitz or do a place Suzanne is gonna blitz one I really don't want to push you there no I can push you there if I go here 1 2 3 to block I've got helped and enough of it oh and you've got you've got block I do I lost me down and out you all use my last team re-roll and it's just a plush unfortunately well I will not follow up I'll go for five six seven eight Sally Bandar will move I guess so you can only really go this way which i think is the best for me tick is coming back one two three four five six right next to I think that's Diana Oh phew yeah now back to what I should be doing which is just punching pocket or we'll throw a block and a lineman right in front of them and we just get a bush because you've got dodge I've rolled so many of those that's really helping you I'm pushing you back and you know I'm following up and just slowly push your friend line back mocking it's gonna throw a block and line in front of ya this this one no that would be this one and we get just a push because I'm not gonna knock myself down and we'll push her here and I not oh no cuz then you can just run off so go follow up big guys gonna throw try to throw a block into the one directly in front of him - plus he can do it yeah he's not dumb this time come on it's just I'm tempted to do both down just to actually be able to roll some armored dice but that would be dumb push and I am NOT going to follow up even though that gives you a bit of an advantage on him just because I don't want you easily dodging through throw block here on your Blitzer and we just kind of push cuz even if I did the both down you've got block so I will push you this way no this way let's make you burn some more movement I will follow up and then we'll throw a block right here just a posh eyelet mmm I'm tired of just portioned at least I'm not knocking myself down Penelope she's gonna go ahead and stand up and she'll just go Oh philia we'll just stand on up and get back on her feet mentality she's gonna go right to here but we do have to go ahead and throw dodge bless which were good good and then she will go that's one two three four five six and thirty two we'll go ahead and throw a block in Tuesday antics even push push so we're gonna go ahead and push you here there Alexa is gonna move next she's gonna go right to here and I'm with the three plus we do and Diana she's gonna do some craziness go right here every with a six up Dodge yeah it is like taking a big chance Bale re-roll it Dodge you have no TV roles no and fast she drops the ball break her armor yes and what happens to her now she's stunned they rolled in the ball bounced once again oh the same way it always seems to bounce because I really don't trust my guys we're gonna move here first I'm not even gonna try to pick up until I've done a bunch of other stuff in a throw block successfully American force harsh or better run some interference we're gonna move here it's alright that should have been I can't actually get there like that one two three four to get there without a dodge and then this one's gonna go like this throw block Oh finally can actually break your arm though I'm gonna follow up seven heart yeah this is every row now there we are and eleven oh crap and ice what do we get when we get no just frickin stunned finally break your armor and all I do this dunyah it's hard to get you face down my big bone Ed is gonna try to throw a block to plus hey I didn't bone ed cuz this is a strength five six seven so I get three dice Nuria veto this is gonna be a push see it's just a frickin punch back there you know follow up and then we're gonna throw a block only two dice here that's a push temps to take the down I will follow up paw Gator will throw a block and it hit the bush come on Mugen Chaka will throw a block he gets a bush what is the prize and we'll throw back hey the bush should all these women Matthew I'm pushing the ball you're far away from the action mmm it's good deal with me and now for the three up attempt which I'm gonna fail 3 plus T told you and the ball bounces closer to my endzone and that's a turnover that was my last action anyways but if I hadn't have failed I would have been all the way up here Penelope shouldn't go over here and for a dodge drinking we're all you know I'm happy for it away and then we'll go 3 4 5 and then 5 up dodge and a 5 up pick up 5 up dodge oh darn falls in her face we're 7 not broken and for some reason the ball keeps rolling a 7 - where it's gonna scatter I hope it was gonna look land there and I'd look you for up and get the ball but no so that's a turnover well right await we're gonna go on to the ball again but not try to pick it up heck no salamander will over here declared a blitz with toe 1 2 3 4 5 block I don't need the help but it's a push croc score a move unless they roll a 1 Oh whoo that was close I'm actually going to move 1 2 3 4 5 next repeat move the way ma Gators gonna throw a block hey we actually did it nice to tune with a 1kh I will not follow up armored 7 oh we didn't break it Paquita will throw a block with an assist don't need it and we got a push because I don't want to go down although it knock you down as well and to be honest at this point that might be have a good idea but I'm not going to play smart play smart man play smart um I will follow up it does kind of leave this one open a little bit so let's throw a block because we could just push her back right that seems to be the name of the game let's go right there one more block before I try to pick up the ball push you know what you're going back further and a 3 + attempt which of course fails what did I say every time so where does the ball go 1 2 3 4 5 6 that way thankfully it's gonna go only 5 squares 1 2 3 4 5 and then bounce one more time and it bounced us to here and it's a turnover Diana will stand out here aren't sure yeah okay so she'll stand up to there and then also she will stand up as well well philia she will move to here surely a three upper global dodge is a piece of cake right I say to my team Matthew oh stop that no I can't you're by ice you know so then that's to every nose one house one yeah I want to know what one two three four I'm try pick that up three up with no rerolls oh it's slippery ball it's all right fumble out of your hand in the lands right there next to you turn turn over number 15 which is tick it's gonna declare a blitz there we go one two three four the block row yeah I got ya verbal glam follow up break your frickin armor yes I'm gonna do more than study though hey that's a KO see you later alligator oh I see what you did there actually it's what you should say when you knocked me up right I don't know exactly where to go cuz I'm assuming I'm gonna just fail to pick up the ball but if I did think of the ball I built it yeah that's a story there block that's a push well at least it bounced right to here that's a little better gonna get these ladies up and up number 32 will throw a block into this guy one day just the bush bush push it right to here number 15 we'll go 1 2 3 4 5 6 she'll go for it as well where she going - no wait um where's she going forward - she's gonna go for towards the ball I should declare I apologize because she Ribeiro here do black and then she uh before you roll she'll go again duplex ok he's gay Diana's gonna declare a blitz into this skank over here skank just kick yeah that's what I said yeah well so we'll go to here done oh we're all all first-time just excited 3 + dodge no rerolls whoa Oh Diana but Mr seven broken what happens top she's a stunt and because this is my final tournament like you're gonna touch down it's time for beat asaurus rex mm-hmm go for the easy ones ha or at ma do it that's just dodge the paw is gonna block no no both down there that's the turnover I'll take the boat down rather than just me down do I beat your armor 7 yes and worst results in nothing just done you be my armor 9 no no thank goodness turnover one chance that a touchdown here ha Penelope she's gonna go ahead and dodge free plus free Roble no problem you making we're good son she'll go to three four five six in the end zone and this lovely lady should clear to pass yes okay you clearing a plat plus a plus the plus three put the ball on a five plus with no rerolls cuz you got to tackle zones oh not at all and it doesn't really matter where the ball goes at this point because that's the end of the first half scores zero zero I've ko two of your players and you have punches I threw oh I'm disappointed I knew I wasn't expecting to get a touchdown on the first half I was just hoping to take out some my ladies more than two Kos but let's my know what happens in the second half before we kick off you have to ko'd four plus they're back on first one thirty one no no everyone you got two reserves yes the actuator so you're good we are here set up for the second half of this game of the ball with the what's name of your team again the famous scare and Thrasher that's why could remember it summer spirit Thrasher's getting ready for the kickoff from the instigators who are obviously deployed a bit more aggressively a little more the skinks are further up alright pretty much the same number my big guys around the line and you're getting ready for the kickoff let's do the kickoff people don't and it is going five to the three who you might be able to catch it kickoff table is a nine which is quick snap the offense start their drive a fraction of a moment before the defense is ready catching the kicking team flat-footed all the players on the receiving team your team are allowed to move one square this is a free move and may be made into any adjacent enemy square ignoring tackle zones I'm gonna go ahead and do this very very quickly everyone I'm just gonna kind of shift on over head towards the ball what about the three of the mill they will go ahead catch the ball on a four plus no no it bounces and it bounces one last time well Andy Artemus she's gonna go one two three four five and try to pick up the ball three plus nope you want to use a tre roll or I just want to do a turnover a while you're still sink yeah I don't know what to do team reroll that's a reroll you know what let's do a real okay fine when win for me Oh friggin doing friggin work oh this brings me back to season two with my wood house they did that all the time man it's a turnover so I said Tara bar too soon if it landed in one of your other spots me pick it up but it did my turns pretty straightforward one two three four five one two three four five blitz one two three four five and then six for the block first block in the second half oh okay well you use the rear oh I'll use re-roll and aleeah's pushed I hate you early but I gotta do it what do three four five six seven eight everything one two three four five six seven eight one two three four five six and one two three four let's do some simple blocking blocking buckler's we're going to start with number 17s 19 is block into the lineman in the middle and what a surprise it's a push what a surprise sorry I'm trading you I got turned me and follow up even though I wanted to see there to assist I don't lady to look hey our first one of the half down you go not a follow up cuz I want to kind of leave tackle zones in here every Carver 700 I can't crack siguro block on a 2 plus he's not done which is good because that would open things up look what dropped I don't count and that's just a push because of all the dodgy dodgy who I pushed you into my skin zone it's so good alright Artemis she's gonna do something a little hair-raising gonna go one two dodge or plus he's kick and then we'll go to Hajj three plus he's kick so you can dodge just fine this give the ball six she's also gonna go for it to here I'm going to bus you're good that's a pretty you know what we're gonna go for it again okay Diana now she's gonna move - hold on your camera is that you wanted to pass sorry to pass I'm sorry yes I am declaring a pass okay you do that big a movement right so she's gonna go to here try to pick try and pick up the ball 3 blessed be skate Oh then she'll go one two so it's three four now that she's gonna throw it to your catcher she's gonna throw this is a hard pass it's minus 2 so you need a 6 plus what what I will try to intercept with this you know no I'm a 6 no I can't believe you just got an actual accurate pass now I gotta try to catch it now she's a catcher so she gets to re-roll this 3 plus root accurate pass even if you failed the ball it would have been over here instead but you got the ball that is some star player points number 17 that was an incredible play but now we have to protect artists so when I got here or plus good do it again we're all 300 that way no yeah we don't can't win so this fine young lady she's going to stand on up and just stay right there I'll take that she does need to get out there so she's gonna go not judge it's a three plus piece of cake for you good that's four will go six number 33 will come oh right to here number 30 32 we'll go ahead and throw a blitz into this guy blitz no one died with that help oh that's great for you because you've got block that just knocks me down mine oh oh not enough number fifteen she's just kind of looking around you know Steve no one's looking she's just gonna try and follow ya you lap help so basically my armor counts is eight it's a little minor higher you know we didn't roll doubles ooh this the ref didn't notice yeah she's kind of stopped on you with your heel just kind of walked away I'll cash like number 12 we'll go ahead and throw block huzzah no push push well we'll just go ahead and put you right over here follow up we will not and I think the thermosphere and Thrasher's are done their turn nothing everybody's gonna hold their position that's it you're gonna stand up because you're not listen tickets coming back one two three four five six Susan will come back just to be a nuisance actually Susan come in to right here Oh be enough of a nuisance sean connery we'll just move to here ma gator is just going to push forward and Suzie feels like being a bully 1 2 3 4 5 6 and then number 22 is gonna declare blitz 1 2 3 4 5 block come on oh we got you good knock you down here I will follow up come on let's break that armor 7 my mom the ball bounced to here big mitts will try to throw a block into the lineman in front of him to Plus still not dumb Wow his Bonin has not worked against me which is awesome 5 6 7 3 dice I'm not just a push ah just a frickin push cuz I don't have block I'll just push you too and then block come on there's a brush and I'll push you into here look at sake we'll throw a block hey we did it knock you over I will follow up I just got a key tied up hopefully I break your armor of seven which I can't for some reason and we're gonna dodge three-plus yeah that's you three four five six seven and fast I know right go for it just make it really hard for you to get through yeah two plus four for how hard could that be yeah I know I want to stop there that's not as good as I could hope for yeah I wish I had not those two knockdowns where they broke your armor but know what you gonna do so start with this young lady she's gonna stand on up and turn her oh oh Alexis over here she gonna go ahead and throw a block into this guy assist us one died and she's got the block skills so anything but a pure skull that's a push push young right to here and Donna Troy will attempt to do the exact same thing or better or better hopefully better better cuz you see I don't have dodge of the big guys no put me back and then armor 900 Mennella P once again is gonna try to do a foul she's a dirty dirty bad girl so she's gonna call right to here and I tried it I can I get it both here to do it I can do that no next to me yeah so she's gonna go to hell so you gotta roll 9 or higher naturally no and you're all the double the rest notices hey does your head coach come out and start arguing with the ref uh yeah it's kind of an argue against yeah she she does kind of come up but it's not necessarily an arguments more of a hey ref which kind of pulls out you know the leg roll a die out of six it's successful one you're kicked out as the rep no so either way it would be a turnover either way she's out but it would know to put her in a dead or injured box huh but she's not actually dead or injured we won't roll anything before her thumbs up for the rest of the game and it's a turnover you try oh well I'm gonna start by blitzing stand up throw block oh yeah well you dodged it it did push so we'll throw a block into this line man and we get a push unfortunately justify I should have food my skin first oh well and I will yeah no no I'm gonna stay there because you still right there see the error of my ways now I should have moved one of my skinks first so I'm just gonna go this is gonna go to go to go for the stupid ball three-plus come on that's not a that's not a d6 free blush yes no team reroll required the three four five six seven eight hoorah nope I'm going to dodge though three plus a rollable come on yeah turn over and my armor is not broken thankfully I'm armored seven-day Anna's gonna go ahead and blitz so we'll go to here all right oh here we go thank you so much sense three-plus good good see that would have to and then look come on Diana yeah it's just a push I'm gonna get a little greedy I have two rules so much fun one yeah you're like almost halfway through the first half you should be out of the roles right right okay you've got block but I've got dodged hmm oh you did it stupid frickin block foul you drink my armor seven no no this can't hurt each other we're old and the ball goes yeah right there so Diana will just go one and then the four five and then try to pick it up three plus no rerolls no you can block me to oblivion but you can't pick up at all not at all the ball bounces out of your hands straight behind you turn over I got my plan one two three four five nope wait one two three four five six seven I wanted to block [Applause] stupid stupid Bush gotta put you there big guys get throw block him to plus he's not dumb we've been very fortunate this whole game strike five six still two dice [Applause] thirteen will block your blocker and we got a skull and a the opposite of a skull yeah don't worry oh I'm sure I will not break your armor up seven positive thoughts Matthew oh my role the date what's up with that I what do we do now let's look up the rules for how injuries work because I know every Kennedy and that stunt pas Gator throw a buck per push bush what that's right away stand up Susie's gonna blitz one two three four five block with all the help from her sisters she's got a better strength than you and we got a push I'm not following up I'm gonna go seven mm-hmm three plus yeah I picked up the ball veto whoo I gotta stop there well that's kick I still got a couple more blocks to throw we're gonna throw a block back here catcher no just gonna push and we'll throw a block right in the middle here Hey there we go now we're cooking lie it down this way oh wow break that string seven yeah we broke it and maybe nope just stunned nah this game is gonna end maybe I'll get a touchdown sure not gonna be a star player points for casualties muga jakka will throw a block into your linemen and gets her bow yes farmer seven no we're starting to break armor but hey that is an injury so she's off the pitch I get some star player points and let's see what horrible thing happened to her Oh d68 with the six being the units Oh dad murder just a line then see you have you had two backups right so you're just you're just down to 12 players now uh we're not doing anything with a Suzanne there she's not gonna be dumb and throw a bad block nor am I gonna free up your linemen just to go back after the ball so that is the end of my turn pretty good turn though I'm happy with that sterling number 17 she's gonna go here dodge three plus he's kick right yup and then two going deep number 12 she'll go to here dog three plus oh come on no uh-oh turnover yeah do you break your own armor no and if I were Luka right now I'd move my skink up right next to the touchdown line and then try to beat your army up really badly but I'm not Luka and so number six days Jose is gonna ride them whoo touchdown [Music] before the kickoff 4 plus you're knocked out is no longer knocked out these are actually down so you're gonna leak you're not gonna have 11 people on the pitch we are set up for the next kickoff as the instigator prepare to kick off to the assess the fifth third the fifth third we're just gonna call them fifth Thurs I'm not scaring Thrasher's yeah that's how am I supposed to ever say that me no it's just that the Thessalonians I don't know something like that something over the Greece area and we're set up and ready to go the Amazons are down you only have 10 players on yeah good thing you had two of the backups and reserves as like kick does evolve to you yeah dude you're just gonna go for that Zach set your spot again hope it scatters back it's gonna go three to the four which was one two three four and the kickoff table is an eight which is brilliant coaching each coach roles a d3 and adds their fame which speedo has one the team at the higher total gets every role in the case of the tithe both teams gonna re-roll so you get to roll d3 and add one Vito whoo that's a three so I have to actually roll a five or a six to get a reroll which I do not so you went in to get a free rear ohm rise to good coaching it's a good thing your coach didn't get kicked out for trying to follow my rep otherwise you would have lost that the ball finally goes don't don't this C young lady although OOP right to here this young lady wasn't a one two three four five six to there Diana will go one two three four five and six number 33 will go here hit pauletta she's gonna go ahead and try to pick up on the ball that is your thrower three plus two pick it up she makes it and then she will go BAM right to there Artemis will nestle herself in this little bubble I'm going to go ahead and do a bullets boom right into this guy go on [Music] 3:05 for the block with the assist make someone die boom we're gonna go ahead and put you a BAM right through there I'm gonna follow up I certainly am armored 9 no no the three in the middle we're just gonna hold you on that line okay go in defensive oh this soros is not blitz scene so he's just gonna stand up shake it off MA Gators gonna go one two three four five six paw Gator one two three four five six Jones is gonna move Susan it's gonna move there and that's sorry that was Sally salamander this is Susan sorry they all look hard and tell me I'm kids apart it's a let alone all these little lizards right through there actually up to there and Susie one two three four five six seven now you know what let's let's form up a wall of skinks Joe is going to blitz or go into here block block hmm oh I'll use team rear off that sucks and we're near the end of the game push I will push here tick block block kick push push you right there and follow no yeah no yeah yeah tack block hey knock you down I will break your armor seven Booya what do we get what do we get what we get we got oh we got another injury oh oh casualty time oh you're fine you don't even miss the next game so he went from extreme to extreme and big mitts McGee throw a block to Plus hey he has a bone in it yet I like this guy it's still just two dice though and you know what I'll go down and so will you oh if you kill him with this he stops let's see if I break your armor oh seven I've got money blow so I can add one this if I need to I don't need to so I can add one to the injury instead which doesn't matter your stunt can you free farmer of nine no were you there second and that would be a turnover even though I'm done everybody anyways alright number fourteen we're gonna go over here and then slow roll up dot yeah that's our three plus no reroll over you're wrong uh uh anyone do it anymore yeah go concede because then I get to that baby no no we're not conceding but I think the fans don't want anymore cr7 break no no I'm gonna stand up with big mitts to plus yeah one two three and you know what threes good I gotta throw blocking a lineman and whoo-hoo-hoo oh I will follow up Armour seven broken again and results in a nothing just stunned number sixteen one two three four well coming right here number forty know throw block into your linemen now without any interference and we get a push back and then we're gonna do this huh haha block come on no just a push we're gonna try a stomp on your head I got two helpers I didn't roll a double but I broke your armor and now injury five oh it's a double blood it's a serious injury knocking even argue it just out for it and let's say turnover let's see what your serious injury is oh you're fine just rest of the game Hippolyta sees that we're going into turn eight over here these game is pretty much gonna be for the Gators so we're just gonna go I'm gonna get your two three four five six two over here now we're gonna move everybody but you're gonna try to dodge so I don't get to punch you as much away from these guys we yeah we can go on okay you're gonna get five six she'll go ahead stand up and then agree Danna will go ahead go dire and these freebie rubble she's good and then same thing over here dodge good six then white flag that was stunned she's stunned oh boy she's gonna get out of there no I forgot it we attack right y plus dodge now exit go again four plus Dodge she makes it now the easy part which of course yeah three plus no no hold on you got three plus Dodge see we're all oh you got you have done you don't think a mural I got I can't do Dodge I can't do multiple alleles you didn't do every role yet for your Dodge okay try to have it just straight on haven't heard you get hurt naturally yes um oh just Kayode oh so no lots of injuries you're fine it's time for me to be a dirt bag I'm gonna move here move here move here move here and about I'd say wait no before I felt I'm gonna blitz so we're gonna have number 19 yeah attack has already got some points let's go for some more one two three four block I'm all out of rerolls by the way I just push he's not gonna follow up he's just gonna like look at you and now we will foul base they get +4 to this to your armor is reduced to three I break it but I am out oh well and I just kou yeah so that was rough that was rough very rough whoo you've only got six sisters see this is all them at the end right last half of the last half they all just crumbled away and that's what I thought was gonna happen in the first half I think what will happen is the audience saw was happening to the seminarian thrashers and they just started leaving so the roar of your crowd cheered you guys on and then they just like what's going on here you've got the pulp cake Betty yeah so final score is one-nothing for the instigators let's find out who our MVPs are the end of the game I choose three R in our three players to randomly find out who the MVP is so I've got all three that got star player points so I got Suzy and then I've got tack and I got egg Akaka so d3 who's our MVP it is tack which will actually level him up I'm your side oh we've got one being carried away in a stretcher dad and your three possible MVPs are it's going to be Hippolyta and Diana and our Janice thrower catcher and one of your Blitzers so what role do three we have left to right on my side so it'll be your Blitzer no nice so she gets five star player points rolling the improvement role for mine I get a double which I can give them a skill or one of their double skills and for your Blitzer who have to get up to six you got a six which is to award on one of their primary skills I hate wasting a double but I'm gonna give tak block just because I looked at all the agility in passing it's just not for a Saurus blocker maybe there's something out there does somebody screaming out these things no you should have taken this but that's what I'm going for and I decided for a Diana that she's going to take mighty blow extra chance to break some armor or do some injuries now we're gonna figure out our earnings we both rolled d6 you get to add +1 cuz you're a Fame and we times up by 10,000 I get an extra 10,000 on top of this so it's basically a plus one to minus or a book inning d6 plus 1 times 9 so you're getting 20,000 and I can re-roll mine because I want yeah I'll be roll that come on nice better so 50,000 for me 20,000 for you I am going to spend my 50,000 on an apothecary I still have 20,000 of the bank as well but I'll leave that there just because maybe against a tougher team I'll actually have to worry about injuries and you're not spending any of your 20,000 which brings our final team values for me to 1 million 60,000 and for the Amazons 970,000 cuz you lost the line Blair's yeah it's leavin with the upgrades I gained a fan factor as well what's up my team value so that is the end of round one you can go check out game number two in the mini working mean vaults the link below between Steve and Luca between halflings and chaos and I think also the third game is also going to be there between me and Steve hath liens versus Lizard Men so stay tuned thanks so much for watching happy wargaming happy working
