Blood Bowl: Second Season Edition Match Report - Old World Alliance vs Underworlds

[Music] so [Music] hey everybody welcome to the blood bowl second season edition match report i'm here with mike and he's bringing his chaos underworlds to face my new team which is the midnight maulers so it's gonna be rats and goblins and trolls fighting against ogres dwarves hobbits and humans we'll show the teams show the pitch and get this underway here's my starting squad for the maulers we've got uh captain though over here he's a dwarf blitzer and then i got two dwarf blockers a troll slayer and a runner uh for the dwarf part of the squad uh i got three human linemen sorry two human linemen a human blitzer thrower catcher and then we got my ogre uh his name's egrock and griffo with a halfling who occasionally gets tossed around so this team changed quite a bit from the previous um season of the loner which is on the dwarves went to three plus uh the human thrower does have animosity however so he doesn't like passing to non-humans they don't like play as well together but you know they only have to roll uh two plus to do it it's just an additional dice really gets in the way um didn't think a lot of rerolls just one and a fan factor uh thousand dedicated fans for extra plus one which means just more gold during games which is nice uh and i didn't have much else to spend my extra 10 grand on uh and i figured that having more rerolls didn't make a lot of sense when i'm a loner anyway so i'm gonna lean into my skills now the dwarf blockers are a bit different from the true dwarf ones they have armbar and russell that's right wrestle armbar and brawler as opposed to having um a block which means that they're not they're not true blockers they don't have tackle uh and they're not quite as good at getting dodgers and stuff like that but they do get initial bonus when people fall down next to them uh to armor rolls trying to break armor with armbar and then of course uh brawler same as on the blackworks here's the underworld squad we got this is the eight peak pests yeah so we've got uh hungry hal is the troll and then i've got a gutter runner a blitzer and a thrower for the skaven three skaven clan rat lineman and then i've got four of the lovely underworld goblins and their three snotling friends who can swarm onto the pitch to get me some extras uh i don't have a lot of skills on this team that are gonna be any help in a fight but i'm hoping that i can just run away from his team effectively to get the ball score and maybe occasionally throw a goblin um so it's uh it's going to be underworlds versus old world alliance to these cool mix teams you can see here mike's beautifully painted this too using epic duck mics the battle the mics here um awesome comic book style painting so this is really nicely done you can i'll link uh mike's channel below for those tutorials corn slip uh heads is you which one's heads that one i assume the smashes heads yes all right balls oh geez tails it is all right i can choose looking for fans i get a two because i got plus one for my dedicated fans i got a four because i got plus one for my dedication sweet so seven thousand screaming fans arrive must be a nine which is nice perfect weather or perfect conditions in this sheet i'm not taking on any journeyman i think we're tired right now because i've got 10 grand in petty cash or sorry in um inducements which i don't really have much to do with uh then it's press the double table i don't have 20 so i can't get a prayer and determine team which is already done and you which means i gotta set up first oh no yep five seven first yes d3 ring extra wings because you do have uh some swarming one extra snotting all right uh and this is my my initial squad deployment so i got my runner my uh first my lineman and blocker blitzer lineman blocker troll slayer and the thrower across here the blitzer and the catcher to chase squad is out so we've got uh skaven lineman we've got goblin goblin and the snotling way back there's your thrower and then lyman lima with the troll your uh gutter runner and then wide it looks like your blitzer yep and then uh your other goblin so you have the kick let's place where do we want to go this guy is movement seven like all these rats are movement seven and i don't wanna cause a touch back though so just give it to hungry hal and that'll be terrible you'll give it to your god which would also be terrible let's see where it goes so initial scatter is going to be i'm just going to place this now we'll just use it this way for the whole game we're going five to the eights oh one two three four five sweet hopefully not that real spicy real fast all right kick off six or five sorry and ten d three plus three open players in the kicking team may immediately activate and perform a move oh my god one may perform a blitz action and one may perform either a pass or a throw teammate action if a player falls over or is knocked down uh no further players can be activated the blitz ends immediately how we can yeah the bot the thing's high right now so i don't know i guess if it was a touch back you could pass it was a touch back somehow like you'd be able to pass because otherwise you have the balls in the air we can't actually grab this is an open space right now um but i could put somebody on it to try and catch it so d3 plus three so four that's going to be five open players can do something and it's on the kicking team so it's me that gets to do stuff so i guess we blitz with the yoga because that's the open players and nobody you have marked so i can go with all four of these guys and them particularly one and so let's move blitz or pass basically right now uh the dwarf could blitz but i can't get where i want without having to move this guy first and he's blocked so i don't have to do any dodges so he's gonna be the ogre uh he's got a bonehead first he's fine uh so he'll go one two to blitz we're gonna throw something on this goblin two yeah yes sir and problematic for you uh i will you have dodged so it's gonna end up being a push um and sorry that's both down i'm not gonna do that it's gonna be a push so you get to pick i think because you have i don't have sides oh you don't have side step the snot links have sides oh well then we'll push you there and i guess follow up that was two i could move four i can move two more so i can go one two and stand here instead which is what i'll do two it's in the air so my blitz and i can still move with four more guys and also yeah well let's do that then let's go move uh he would want to catch it and he has catch i could just try and get it to him i guess that's what we do we go one two three and be done that's number two go one two three four five and just sit there uh we oh it's gonna scatter though i he'll get to try to catch it first when it comes down yeah oh this guy's before bro it's already scattered and then it'll come down it'll bounce that's right uh we're gonna go so that was one two three four we're gonna go one two three four five and then we're gonna go one two i'll be done when the ball comes down i because i try and catch it it's gonna be my catcher this is an amazing opening for elsa uh he has a agility of three plus catch now we roll with catch we got it well uh the kicking team starting to possession the ball is pretty great on your turn but it's still your turn so so you two you goblins leaving the center open was not the wisest idea for our kickoff role yeah didn't didn't anticipate welcome to blood bowl nothing ever goes as planned all right so i'm gonna start with this guy he's gonna come around one two three four and up there now this goblin is going to throw two dice with his two assists yep you got it cheers block into my lineman uh a batter a push yep we'll take the push so he's going to go back to there and i'm going to follow great making a big play pushing a human hey gotta get what you can get that's right get where you're going all right he's gonna toys get troll smash i mean i'm gonna ask him if he's gonna smash that's true he'll rub his shoulders real good and say of course we will of course troll troll two guys black he gets a push and a smash okay i was good so you can push him back it's gonna go back to there i will follow because you don't want to be unengaged as a troll you wanna waste your blitz on a guy he's gonna roll two plus that's not gonna break his armor though because he's a dwarf definitely killed that wow yeah i would have gotten through the halfling that's true griff griffal wouldn't have liked that have the gutter to fight the yogurt it's the only way i'm sure he'll be fine i'm sure he'll be totally fine that would go great one two three four five six i have to go for it are you going a long way probably this guy here stalling he's gonna come around he is titchy one two three yeah he's gonna stay there fourteen then we're gonna do a blitz with the blitzer so he's going to go one two three four five six seven go forward once go forward to blitz because he is seven so two plus or whatever they cut rush yeah that's push push it's go for it we're calling it go for it we're calling it go for it and perfect blood bowl weather that's right nice for bubble water and double push all right that's what we're going for trying to try to open up this alignment but you've used your blitz now so there's no knocking them down yeah falling into the troll sir it doesn't seem like a good idea yeah that's fair yeah this guy move take it right here yep get in the hole and then we'll have that guy give a little push being cautiously optimistic i'll get the ball back later two days block the smash push so he can go down to there i'm gonna not follow that one up i'm not sweet and then it's a nine plus armor yeah that's got it sweet and then what happens to him he's stunned oh right in the squish the final two on number clan rats live their best lives six there you go i get a friend this one yeah you got a friend too that's okay though i gotta do a one die cuz because why not we're feeling gutsy it's late in that late in the turn wait let's turn yeah no down four all right well i got three re-rolls now nothing else was gonna good was gonna happen i'm gonna do it okay uh he's not just fine don't my turn one okay well we've somehow got the ball on the first turn the purple and white feeling strong the ogre's ready to make a hole uh as ogres are want to do uh my dwarf blitzer could also make a hole and we could just start start caging up uh we also have the potential of a big old surf with the troll slayer if we want so i think we start with just getting in deep with the we got time here i don't need to rush if i if i get if i get hasty here i'm going to lose the ball to these sneaky sneaky skating we need to do is we need to protect this ball carrier and just start grinding forward i think so i think we start going deep with the oh gray and he's just going to smash this this little guy three nice block on that goblin because everybody else is marched out so give him the hits we just need to push uh we got a smash though so we will put you here because dwarfs yeah oh sorry and i can't put you there what am i doing i don't have this isn't this isn't block works ash um we'll put you here that's the only open spot yet unless i want to do a push and then we'll follow up and let's see what your armor is looking like that's looking like a six which doesn't do it a nice nice big pile of bad guys directly where he wants to be uh and we've got a sweet speed hole open for the runner now we've got a blitzer who can go protect him which is nice you got a couple clan rats that could come out after this i'm a lineman who with a push could do it and a blocker who could do it as well do we go the short way do we go along the wrong the long way and have the dwarves help out but i think we just we start with the easy stuff and we're just gonna start moving i'm gonna go one two is it yeah these spots are both covered by oh they are both covered sorry i need to mark this guy out then yep that is correct or i send the troll slayer with the blitz and have him start just shoving people everywhere uh i do like that idea we do that troll star is going to blitz he's going to go one two three to blitz block uh i'll take the push because i've got i have um frenzy so i'm gonna go push you to here and follow up uh yeah cause i'm zoned i'm dauntless though right there oh i could do two nice two pick does he have block he doesn't block stay there that's fine we're happy with that oh i have to keep going don't i yeah that's right or i have to push so i have to either push you both down put put you put you here and stay where i was which i could do and that's just a one nice block or i use the both down to put you down there well because i was i was here yep so anywhere you push me you follow up into the spot he was in oh that's true so the both down is going to be the one i want to do then yeah yeah but i ignore it because of blocks yeah we'll just do that then let's see what we got [Applause] let's go i guess do these stuff here and go one two three four five six seven eight and we're gonna go one two three four five six seven we're gonna go one two three four five six we're gonna go start gumming up the works these guys can move four you can move six so one two three four five six we're gonna go one two three four we're gonna go one two three four five six uh this guy's knocked down yep he's just knocked down he'll stand up just you left and do you want to throw a block just one nice block in that thrower you strike three right yep let's do it one day's block see what happens hooray historically yes they're [Applause] all right we're gonna see if the troll wants to encourage him to be on the ground again rub the answer is yes oh double block not a great start to the turn uh all right we're gonna spend a re-roll that makes sense four plus loner he is not a trained troll no we're both going down okay good start and i am on a 10 for you nope not quite same for me not in my turn too do we just get cheeky and give this to the blitzer i think we do and be like hey bud wanna wanna score a touchdown sure because i mean the worst thing that happens is i end up in exactly the same place i was last turn but the ball's on the ground so handing off which means it's a three plus for that blitzer he's got it got this ball and then we'll just go score all right do i want to foul anybody first do you want to follow the troll no one two three four five six td blams let's touch down for number seven human blitzer uh around uh so i'm kicking again which means i'll set up again and uh i mean it worked last time so let's do our thing this time kick the ball to me i will kick the body i mean i'm in i'm into whatever these guys are doing i like it uh let's stand up on the line i think you guys are going wide this time go like this and you're just as good as a human lineman so why not and then our chasers don't want my i want you to be a chaser actually again just in case because you're fast starlings it's three this time oh the coaches decided all right well when in doubt send more snotlings the same that you had an excellent plan it can't fail twice oh this is going in the middle so my squad's redeployed a little bit we got blocker blocker uh the two linemen my blitzer ogre runner because he's basically a human lineman um my uh trolls here with the thrower and then back here chasing just in case something breaks through i've got my catcher and my blitzer you've got linemen linemen uh linemen your goblins the sacrificial goblins in the wings got one and the snotling there's two snowlings with the blitzer just there for backup to throw out some strength gotta runner and your thrower in the back let's put it on him this time and see where it goes can't possibly go up again that's not even a d6 ash it's gonna go six to the four so it's gonna go one two three four five six touch back give it to everyone it might scat you might bounce for a might pass for not a touch back that's true yeah okay so kick off yep hey uh 12. is that pitch and vision equation both coaches roll d6 and either fan factor the cursor rolls the lowest random slicks d3 their players from amongst those in the pitch in the case of a tie both coaches randomly select d3 all the randomly selected players are placed prone to become stunned oh no your fans are mad i got a three you have six so d3 of my guys two of my guys get pigeons so your fans are super mad that we scored in that first round so pick two and they'll be stunned is it random 16 here so do you have a number 16 probably not oh you could just select oh i get to select right no it is randomly select sorry randomly selection oh i yeah it doesn't matter who uh 14 14 i don't have a 14. keep wrong until you get something that's not one one is thor veer my blitzer so he's stunned ow good start nine nine is torsten the human lineman so that is this guy also stunned good start and that was it was two wasn't it good start to this all right then it bounces and then it bounces uh it's going to go to the we need a high number here three through six four so it's going to go back off and let's touch back back let's just give it to make sense now you've got this nice open hole to the back to my right to my end zone i feel like that kind of blood bowl game today folks everything the fans are getting involved crazy things are happening and it's your turn three first yeah easy stuff first cause one two three four five six seven yeah we'll form the cage back here one two three four five six seven go for it yeah he's nine oh he's nine that's right eight yeah let's go for that oh and we'll go we'll take this little chump he's going to go one two three four leave him alone all right get away from me blitzer i don't like what you're doing here one two three four five six that doesn't actually help one two three four five six seven does get that two days block down get those two dice blocks you can even heat even blitz to get in and help after i think this guy might do the seven blitz yeah that'll work yeah for sure that'll work real good all right so yeah let's do that one first so i'm gonna blitz with my blitzer strangely as as he does one two three four five six seven go forward what's he's gonna go for it to hit yep okay he's got two dice two dice yeah comes right two and i got a block which is actually good for me this time it is i don't know i got a block so i'm down in the square he'll be uh eight plus i believe that'll do it oh no they're maddie yeah good enough oh right in the squishy block over here against my alignment or my block rather i got a pal and i'm gonna take the bow yeah i'm not gonna take the block that seems bad and we'll follow up for good measure and does not break my invincible arm he's a troll he's trained for hitting that's well it's all he's trying to do so two plus from the shoulders heck yeah he's right into it all right give him the sticks uh yeah you don't have dodge i do not have dodge well that's also a smash yeah yeah from your legible devices i mean they're super cool are they the official ones for this team uh yeah they're the yeah they're actually glow in the dark too well that's cool great i almost almost got him almost got him uh so close one's gonna fight both these guys yeah hey oh yeah for sure and then and then snotlings go up the works snotlings come up the works all right so snatter one two three four five sure uh they're both stunned he's down he's not dodging anywhere let's have this guy go one two three four five six seven he's gonna go for it to there sweet two bus perhaps not gonna make it there um what are we on three two one two he used one yeah we're back oh he's good almost all right i want to do this yeah somebody fighting they don't like this game very much that's true uh we'll do this one first because there's no there's no arm bar on either of them uh so he'll go one dodging into one tackle one but he doesn't care because he's just puppy he makes it is it titchy that stops them four or five no titsy means that's one there's yeah plus one but they don't but they don't have tacos for dodging yeah they don't exert modifiers super fun this guy's gonna be real bold and go one to there [Music] yeah uh two to there oh they're scrambling nope nope nope nope dodge though yeah three to there they're close no uh do we break his legs i'm fine the whole time all right and that's true three and what a mess i have to clean up right now i've got four of my players three of my players stunned one of them down i've got loose a whole loose line over here but the problem is that almost no matter what i do unless i kill unless i knock this guy out i have no chance of stopping him from scoring he can score from almost any position right now so he has to go down this turn i have no other choice there's standing and i could i could easily get him loose um the easiest way to do so of course is going to be to uh throw that troll slayer into the mix with a blitz and then just trying to explode this guy but i can't blitz twice which is problematic so he's probably gonna have to dodge out that means one two three four five six seven and then go for blitz which means i need to get somebody standing here as well to ace these guys right very unlikely i'm getting more than one guy splits that way tag these guys then i'll be able to do it so he's done though so he's no help the troll slayer can get there the thrower could probably get there one two three four five six so the thrower can get there so let's start with that so one two three four five six i can also get there one two three four five six if i need to now i do need to at some point just start tying people up but we're gonna try and get the squad over here so one two three four delete my ogre over this square to get him anywhere and that's a terrible idea um i guess you could just stand up so we're gonna do that now because otherwise you're gonna get murdered later also stand up and be done doesn't work where do i want the ogre to be i want the ogre to be fighting somebody his own size i think he's getting no shoulder rubs right now which means i think we just go pile into that i can go one two three four five that's not really gonna help me i have to go for it this guy's being a problem these idiots are stunned so there's no way to get him off there so really the only way to get him relevant is to go one sorry one two three four five or go into here one two three let's do that roll first that's right yeah two balls oh great we're good i should have never doubted him that's uh that's egroc egroc knows what time it is uh all right well we've done everything we can the troll slayer's just gonna go stand over here and look at these guys menacingly all down to you i mean you've already scored harold if you can if you can make this happen you'll be the hero we needed so one dodging we're good uh two three yeah there's nobody there four five six seven go for it two plus and then go forward to blitz we're good black let's see if we can do this come on you've already scored a touchdown today uh you have dodge but you're gonna block so down you go and let's see if we break your armor or this ball bounce first ball bounces first yeah it goes to the three which will be right there right there and then armor no go for it otherwise i'd go try and grab that and i don't have anybody else that can do anything so the ball is loose these guys turn over that's your turn for yeah they're doing things things and stuff things and other stuffs all right this is damn stalling that's crosstalk but this damn snotling yeah one two three four five to there yeah because they're so strong that they help they do help i mean maybe they just wave their arms and distract us his name is lowly lowly lily the snotland all right now this fella is going to punch that fella and we're the help he's a dwarf getting the boots uh i did i don't have dodge actually this is the smash yeah well i'll take i'll take the dodge because it's slightly more insulting fair uh i am a runner and i am armor of nine i need somebody to tag the blitzer so that that guy can hit him and to do that i will bring this goblin around so one two three four and five another tackle zone on the ball and now i'm going to try to punch your blitzer do it [Music] push and a down well i'm not going to take that down push will do yeah it gets the decision out there i'll let my goblin i forgot the word goblin first hilariously i'm pretty sure that because i didn't stun that guy he can score right now pick up and go for it but you could definitely do it uh two up two up hey that is the most dangerous kind of roll you have one roll left you do have a roll but a two f is definitely the least likely to happen yeah what do we got first we're going to with no uh yeah okay this guy's going to move over to here okay just because it's going to try to activate to vomit on that guy because that's a no risk sure two plus wasted the two plus that was the two balls pickup right there that was the two plus pickups now i'm going to not roll a one to not puke on myself hooray don't puke on myself and no number's fine all right nine plus now i've saved up all my ones okay so we'll go with that all right we're gonna send this guy in so please stand up before we go grab the ball yeah two plus pick it up we hope he said you got it and then it's a go forward to score four oh there's a dodge in there too oh you can go five six seven oh it's still a dodge that's right five we'll dodge anyway six so two up seven eight nine go for it don't do it don't do it don't do it don't do it yeah scores td for the underworlds all right that armor break i probably should have spent actually you can't spend reals on armor so it doesn't matter yeah so that if i just stunned him i was probably safe for a term but otherwise that's it you're kicking i mean three once again they figured out that extra snotlings means extra power how many players this is a lot of players so you've got goblins in the troll line of scrimmage uh being hopeful and then uh we've got every single one of these rats backed up by a little guy so snotlings with the two linemen stallings for lyman blitzer you're throwing you gotta run in the back hopefully just to chase me i mean sure do we go like that do we just have him live his best life it's in the name after all so why not get to dauntless into it we cannot listen to him exactly uh we can even give them supports if we if we smash the heck out of these guys so let's go for that go for go for murder go for murder folks uh let's do some folks on the wings this guy was crazy in this one okay uh yeah we like all these things let's get ready to punch a hole actually go there you can go here you can go here all right we're down so i've got my blitzer catcher lined in with the ogre my troll slayer my door blitzer uh lineman straight blocker rather blocker with the other linemen and then back here my runner and my thrower for some sure hands pickups so what are my runner in my throat insurance pickups so go ahead and get involved for sure and uh we're going to play everyone it's just a snotling in a ball suit that's my favorite one yeah two two squares so one two right there good kicker awesome you do have a good kicker i got a one and a one uh it's gonna be get the ref each team gets a free bribe inducement is described on page 91. we'll get a bribe which means we can start fouling that makes this game even better and then where's the bounce to oh yeah i assumed your catcher was under it to catch it already five right there and that'll be my turn well then we've got some plays to make i don't want to throw too many dice i could easily throw to my catcher and start the line moving i could also hand off to him and run it let's take control of the ball first my thrower we're going to go one and i don't want to hand off yet i want to be where i want to be first and where do i want to punch the hole is going to be the question i think we punch a hole i'm set up to punch it to the left let's just go for the completion but we'll throw some blocks first see where everybody ends up oh gray two plus no no all right not throwing it i guess uh mr blitzer though your first block of that goblin and i have block see you down on your square oh that's the blood trigger yeah as fast as armor casualty but it's not a roll on the table because he's just hunting yeah yeah he's all done uh he's standing around chewing grass so he's all done too my follow up though uh but we could start following up and just like building a pocket so we could go one two three and be done we can go one two three four and be done one two three four and be done so i'm gonna go one two three four five six it'll be a quick pass to him more likely than not from that square yep so let's do it uh we're gonna go one two three pick up the ball we got it and then four five six and we'll chuck it over to my catcher sorry it's a four plus we got it catch number three check your pass we got it completion frame fashion fawn so we are finished with him and now it's about building a pocket i think we build the pocket on this side away from that gross gutter runner here we go one two three four five six seven eight we go one two three four five six we're gonna go one two three four five uh the i think we're gonna go with the troll slayer now and chuck a dice of this troll all right because we'll be equal plus one let's walk equal yeah and then plus some for him yeah you're gonna make your dot let's roll oh dolls rockstar d6 is adding my strength for dollars i get a five so i'm not dauntless to re-roll that i have two assists right now which makes me strength four but i'll still be lower yeah let's do it re-roll why not let's get it away no doesn't do it so it's two days blocked you pick uh both down or smash block guess i'll take the both down because i like where i am triple t um yeah down you go and don't break up hi buddy you did your very best uh and then i guess i i was gonna say i might as well uh i can blitz this goblin and i will one two three four five the blitz i'll take the push and i'll push you i guess there and then i don't think i follow up but i do think i go six to here ah now i will follow up he'll be done control no he does not he's having a nap he's very comfortable there your turn five yeah my is it yup i'm really bad at that you had the first turn yeah yeah so he's gonna come to here okay and help and help make it a one dice block oh there's a strong word but he's gonna do that all right then this guy is going to move to here and also help not not actually but but it is helping he's going to throw one die block do it come on block is not what i need both down yeah both down we're gonna re-roll that okay spin them like they're hot down better [Laughter] 100 better okay you see good start good start just just face down all right he just impaled himself on my fist it was definitely it was gonna be to multiple push and get an opening out there yeah yeah that makes sense uh well then did we just start snapping next because snapping next is what we do when we're facing nothing but snotlings there's oscavan um and he could also have his neck snapped if we were lucky we don't really i think we use our blitz actually to make the hole happen but we're going to start off by beating up some snowlings so this guy's going to beat up this snotlight we have strength one yeah yes sir so three dice yep uh you do have dodge i do and sidestep and sidestep so you can choose where you go sweet we'll be all done that uh so then second verse same as the first actually we'll do him into this one see if we explode uh you have dodge so where would you like to get this one yep he is going to go here so then we go with i guess him and he'll like that that one get four dice can i get four this is true there we go that's what we're looking for so you pick where you go uh yeah i'm going to be the most in the way here please unless i explode you which i don't possible snotling crew go pits yeah man they're they're not uh they're not messing around we slowed things down that was not that was not what we wanted um now we couldn't foul your troll into oblivion can i have a bribe right now and i feel like that's just like in the card so this guy's gonna file your troll with plus um three we do that first or do we do something else first um plus three armor ten after all seven i want to be plus four because that's almost a guarantee so i think we make it a plus four with the ogre he does he wants to do this he wants to do he's like oh kicking stuff i love kicking stuff one two three just gonna stand in the square sorry this guy's enormous body is slightly in the way yeah and then yeah we'll follow this guy that plus a bunch so plus one two three four we got you didn't didn't didn't even need the bonuses seven stunned it's done didn't get you uh which is good because it takes someone for another turn that's our foul for the turn finished i think we hand off to my dwarf blitzer because i could push forward and try to make another run for it but i think we do that so i think what we're gonna do is we're gonna start moving up we're gonna go one two done we're gonna go one two three four and be done we're gonna go one two three four five six and be done safer with the blitzer although it's not as fast maybe we'll just do that next turn is it just the throw that has an animal one two three four uh yes i want to get another human if i give to anybody uh so he's done and we're not gonna hand it off we're gonna go one two we'll be done my blitzer's gonna close the hole uh one two three four five six seven take my turn just move the line to the left because we couldn't we couldn't break through the iron wall of snotlings i see controller for a turn but there's lots of fast skaven ready to bring us forward we're just going to try and grind this i think i can start the second half up come around behind to be a pain in the butt that seems like a good two three four five six seven launching for next turn this we glad you will mark some dudes for sure people mark some dudes for sure dude evan here throw one die block on number one because one die blocks have gone they've gone great for you so far so far so good hey we got better than me down i'll take it so he only has the options to go into these three which means i'm going to pop him out there pop him out there and i think i'll keep this position this wee fella gotta fill the world with stylings again as we do it's a it's a plan that's fine just shut the shopping spellings and all the gaps they're extra like say it like say like living sandbags it's their only job they're extras all right this wee lad is going to go here this wee lad is going to go here and just pray for pushes so that i'm not going to snap their necks out throw a block at your thrower okay go for it let's get assessed two guys yeah down push let's do that and let's let's not follow into the blitzer pretty much the the the front line they're good yep so this guy's gonna move over because the action's not here anymore one two three four five defensive back what's our this guy looking for somebody that i can like make a two-die block in with the blizzard but it's just not gonna happen unless i swing him way around to there that seems bad so we're gonna do i'll have him just hop back here i'll have him pop to here and we'll have the blitzer probably not just not going to blitz this turn one two three four five six and seven today sweet now let's turn my six sweet well uh i guess you've turned over a bit so i think we just keep kicking the troll while he's down to start off before we start moving people like the way to do it we're at plus two right now so why not nope and that's him done i open a hole and that means first things we have to do is start throwing some snot links so we're going to have this guy chuck a three x block in that snotlink and roll the wrong dice completely uh both down but i have not blocked so i'm going to re-roll all three of these isn't it only one is it only one yeah one of them and cut it down sweet well it's gonna be a short turn then yeah bye do it eight will not do it i can probably roll a six yes honest not only i did with authority and seven is a knockout six yeah is that seven seven or seven seven so you can definitely do your thing now yeah get the ball for sure the question is really what do you do with it afterwards all right well once again in anticipation of not doing anything else i'm going to try to stand up the troll nope i'm going to stand up this guy and then i'm going to try to stay in control yes hooray all right he's awake because we couldn't break his arm this time mark where the ball is people can see it we're playing for ourselves here not for the audience so apologies the second half the second one and a half turns we'll have the ball marker down again you guys know where the hell it is all right although before the first two touchdowns happened so fast it wasn't super relevant was it matter did it all right uh i got a re-rolls anyway i'm going to blitz with this fella i mean you'll find out what happens for us to turn this way one two three two dice that's why you hand it up to a strength three player i guess i guess so push or down um i guess we'll push you well now you know where i am and i will follow you up you have to go this far i will not follow you up there's quite he's going to move to there he's going to punch through this block i don't know i'm going to displace you to there because i don't want free blocks on it that's fair no sir attack on my runner all right i can send the blitzer over here and then i can use this guy to tune out your linemen wrong dice oh i guess we'll go for the push go there one more assist go for that big go for that big two days block big one dive blind block yeah yeah got him yep gotta he's a snawling dude hit him with the toadstool this would be so embarrassing if it came up smash that bush this is good you know what pushes smashes poor cousin right he's not dead and he did a thing so i think sorry i mean i think in like snotling life goals that's just it that's all you got yeah back and we'll call it a turn turn sweet myself i mean we need to get back on the line is the most important thing right now so we're gonna go three four and be done we're gonna go one and be done we're gonna go one and be done he is stunned so he's just sitting still we're gonna go i guess uh we gotta make a hole here i gotta make a hole i could hand off it's automatic and then make some things happen do that we're going to blitz so blitzing the snotling with my dwarf flitzer i'll just take the smash uh i don't want to take the smash actually i'm going to take the boat down because i want you stay in there i don't want you picking where you go don't break your arm oh we did it and that was the plan working too well now so i'm nervous that's okay we're gonna hand out the ball to the blitzer automatic uh and i need a three plus to pick it up we got it not a completion though so let's throw the ball i can two skaven successfully like stop these guys from getting through now and i think we just go for the fight and we're gonna go one two three four five and be done we're gonna go one two three four five six seven and be done things that don't super matter but could be fun i think we send in the troll slayer and he goes one two three four is he finally is five at once failed my fall over here hey all right you're right okay how are we going to stop this one so uh thrower one two three four five mark me out mark yeah blitzer gonna do a blitz this is in the middle sorry he rolled over uh so one two three four five six and seven's the hit guess what i'm dodge or pow i'm not power or dodge proof now i think i'm gonna send you this way okay because you don't have it's even gonna throw in maybe i don't know if i'm gonna in a better spot to capitalize on it than you are but it doesn't matter his last turn you're just trying to keep it you want to keep it as far from my guys as you can so it's not a terrible idea so it doesn't make my armor and then which direction does it bounce to one the one is right there well the worst in several of my tackle zones that you're not tagging that's true it's a good spot uh the governor could still go yeah yeah i don't know if he makes it better by picking it up now let's see what else we can do i'm gonna try to troll vomit on that guy do it two plus got one there to encourage him gets it he wants to does he vomit on himself instead he does does he break his own armor he does a rough turn he's having a rough rough existence is actually i think he has a troll he spent most of this this game on the ground being kicked all right uh i'm gonna try something stupid so i like the sound of this all right he's gonna get up for three why not he's gonna dodge for four so on two he's gonna dodge with his fifth point of movement do it no he's got that we roll for dodge yeah oh it really went down you went there you pushed me into the crowd it's true we just blocked that square all right uh let's turn over armor oh that's right i could try and try and break that snowman made from iron so can i actually do this like can i hail mary this stand up dodge pickup at minus two oh my god i could stand up seven go for it i could actually stand up blitz get to here if you throw slowing yourself down if i blitz him well because then you you could only follow up there like it's it's a it's too go forward at that point there's some space here first i'd also need to potentially get these guys gone if i can get hit rid of him then this guy could blitz and clear some of this off and not terrible idea if i'm picking this up on a four i feel better than i'm picking up on a five i gotta get one of these two tackle zones off before i try and do this i think you do these things in the right order so i think we start you're gonna block this idiot just just push him out of the way i'll take the smash it seems fair you can pick where he goes that doesn't break it means now he can throw the block into him when i assessed see if we can do that i'll take the push that's what i wanted put you over here goodness and he's done and one two three four five six seven will get me there get me an assist so i want to be here at the end dodger to do it and i'm dodging on three of the re-roll so one three plus i got it two three four five six seven so i got the assist now let's and go one two three four five six to blitz on him block but i just need to push and i'm supported uh you don't dodge so i'll push you to there yep and do i break your armor i don't three four dodging four dodge got it five to pick up four to pick up the ball now no squirts where does it go to the four which is to there and that's half the plan almost worked if i could have rolled what is it how many consecutive four pluses uh three four four three yeah and then i go forward yeah play three four plus is a three plus and i go four that's not the worst we reset our rolls we're in the second half and you're kicking at me i'm using two it's not only save the day i got one knocked out it's nothing he's back he's back he wants more he's back in pogba from swarming so you're gonna have 13 players in the pitch and as we know the stylings are the heart and soul of the team oh then i mean i'll take it if we want to do this dance again we do we do we like this i mean it is what it is troll slang's in the name i was a troll slayer my mom was a troll slayer they died not fulfilling their vows uh let's go with some sure hands in the back scared to go on the side with the snarlings on it because we all know that they are the most dangerous prey of all uh and then you could just hand it off afterwards so you're just gonna stay back there maybe put a bullet on each side throw alignment on each side and then you're the backup plan for if the elder decides he's gonna just sniff glue again so let's see where we're placing it oh we're gonna put it on the sweet spot that sweet seed spot right there all right it's going four to the six four to the six is sideways so one two three four right there off four crazy the kickoff table has been this time around for his solid defense d3 plus three open players and the kicking team may be removed and set up in different locations following all the usual setup rules so you can re-deploy d3 plus three guys six guys team up on that oh dear oh that's not teaming up because you've still got another guy there you do it's true so uh let's see one two three and then what else do we want to do here you've done three four five six three ounce oh yeah that's me that three bounce goes to the six again all right well it's gone to a side the troll is also now to a side but so is the less dangerous goblins who are clearly not as dangerous as the snotlights are so i feel like this is the good side to scatter to me what we're saying is don't go towards us not only so if i wanted to i could try and knock this troll over and make a hole if i want to pick the ball up just yet before i want to go make a hole so i think that's what we're going to do we have a river roll back it's not terrible uh so first of all let's just see does igrack want to do it he does this is that troll that troll ate his lunch uh during the halftime started eating his lunch like over like the side of the thing so two guys blocked because of the assist oh you don't dodge i do not so we're gonna put you here in front of the dwarf so you can follow them i guess that's true i do have a bribe still i do have a bribe still you're right uh let's see if we got our one we do oh yeah and then plus one from ready glow yeah nine nine doesn't knock it i'll take it can't fail you though you're right i mean i should have fought i'm sorry leave the ogre unengaged because making blitzes with him is a terrible idea uh okay well the opening play went okay and that means now i'm worried about the rest of the turn i do kind of want to kill your gutter runner because i hate him so we're going to go one two and be done then we're gonna go with i guess you and we'll just hit a goblin nice block from that lineman or that's what brother uh i have brawler so i'll take the bush and i'll put you there and be done followed up good throw he's gonna go one two three four five forgot the ball three plus we're good uh six to here he's gonna check a pass at my catcher because why not four plus we got it catching on three we got it another completion hit the rest uh but you're done and the ball is now with my catcher with the wall secured we can start doing other things like forming up a pocket actually i guess we'll do on this side this time and go do i wanna i really want these guys out of action because they're really the only retrieval pieces you have once i get in the end zone and i don't like them and so we're gonna go one two and be done remove the troll slayer i think he blitzes this goblin no i really want to bless him there's a great way to do it okay i gotta get him to my first yeah um we could go one two three four and we could blitz him that's rank five which doesn't really change anything if i follow up i'm in a better spot so one two three four five and be done we're gonna blitz does anyone else want to move first yes one two three four five six i'm gonna go with the runner and he's gonna go one two three four five six i'm gonna go yeah i'm gonna dive in we'll go one two three two blitz hitting that butt sir uh you don't have dodge i could push down right there though i have block you do a block that's right yeah okay so i'll push down back here and i'll follow up crack that armor nope pull them down at least and then we'll throw two nice blocks with my blitzer here goblin take the smash yeah i'll push you to here and i'll follow up come on uh eight that'll do it and that's probably fine ten is probably good and then a nine is done yeah any cash but no rule so you could say casualty it's just my runner or my catcher left and does he just want to go sit in this pocket with a goblin and not worry about that goblin yes i think that's what he wants to do let's move lots of room to do it retrieval pieces are goblins i'm feeling okay and that's my one let's take this snotlight i don't know now i'm worried get him in the water get him in the water he's getting the boot ready he's getting ready for later yeah he's in the square i think we've got him very well all right this snotlight start tagging some assists let's tag that guy now this guy's got a two die on that guy sure does which helps as long as they don't fall over it helps [Music] pow your bow you can powder there and it will follow makes sense now that i've put a nice wall of my own self in front of your thrower he's done yeah yeah oh seven we'll do it that guy's still an issue a gut thrower i guess i really want to expose the thrower but i've got very few other options yeah he can come around throw alignment in alignment in there die against my catcher catcher so he's going to dodge out first throw the gun runner in i don't want well i'm not going to throw him in there you don't want to be fighting trolls there i've got a troll slayer i might want him up or i might want him available as the issue here got it all right if the ball goes wild goblin's gonna go first one day block one dive got three rolls this isn't the worst idea right push i'll take it so is going to come to here and i shall follow i could throw two days at him yeah yeah i think i think we'll just do that i'm not going to make it better by waiting one two three four five six seven o'clock hit is your blitz yep here's my blitz so six seven's the hit today's part hey he's too nice smash all right you can go back that way and then we scatter and we'll follow and scatter to the seven puts it there puts it there come on yeah bam casualty d16 it for me oh yeah it's a 16. badly hurt the rest again but you get a casualty on your thrower yeah in the name of being bold i'm going to dodge and go for it to there so i'll make the dodge roll first fix it go for it you mentioned it glad i did it in that order do i go for it again i mean it's better to have the ball you can actually throw it too couldn't you can you put it on the road no you can't put something you got to declare the throw before the action yeah i'm going to try so uh go for it onto the ball gets it get your hands pick it up you can't oh man you didn't turn clear the ball with the thrower nicely done let's give you some throw around throw a crime here right one two three four five i don't know what i'm doing back here this is what i normally do i'm confused and afraid three four five couple two five six six six who knows starlings are five slightly longer legs right just like you got a lineman and your gutter on her and this guy's not stunned so i'm gonna do him first because he's got a he's going to go one judge yeah two three four five six seven eight nine go for it go for it oh he's making lots of guns you go for it it's gonna end mr blitzer mr blitzer wants to get out of that hell hole who wants to live his best life somewhere else he has to live at all yep he's gonna get up for three he's gonna dodge for four no yeah it's still safer there not in troll country no no my team well you've retrieved the ball which means i have to go get it back somehow i got a few options for this though which is nice selling which is never good he'll catch the ball and then score uh so easy stuff first i'm gonna stand up and then we need to break some legs we also need to pass an animosity roll we're gonna throw this thing and we need to clear off some dudes so we're gonna start off with this guy he's gonna throw a die actually we'll start off with this guy no everyone's all s all out of here he'll throw a block at him those are not the right dice take the smasher take a smash i will put you here i'll follow up blood uh nope no no he's good he's good eight so i thought doubles are slightly tougher uh you're going to throw a block at him now assisted do this block let me use the brawler and you don't have dodge so i'll put you here and i'll follow up and see if you break your legs and i think the troll slayer goes to get this back so this guy's going to go one two three four and stand here this layer is going to go one two three four five to blitz push you back and follow up yes uh we'll surf and do it again i have to go for it now i think for the frenzy two blocks go for it we did uh you're on me but i've got the same things i think it's a one dice block ah you don't have dodge you're not so we'll push it here and follow up you break your armor nope but where's the ball go that's the important thing to the one which is back to there one two three four five six go for it to pick it up and we could throw it out before we do that we need to get you open let's hold on to it and don't throw it out yet this turn which is probably actually the better idea or we hope to throw it to my blitzer and we just start heading down country that's what we do we go for the big play there's no there's no small place here ash let's just do this thing so we're going to go one two three four five six go for it to pick it up two blocks we have the reroll oh my god that's for the pickup we got it now the question is do we think we can accurate pass this out to that dwarf blitzer which is what we want to do right now pass so animosity first because they don't like throwing to the blitzers they do four plus the re-roll because the pascal no rerolling it come on buddy don't don't do this to me we got your pass he's a three plus to catch that blitzer he's got it another completion big plays only today that's how we're doing it another completion for my thrower uh okay so we've got it on the blitzer he's got a clear hole to just start heading down this way but your blitzer could get me so we want to foul him and try and turn him over and then it's just a snotlink trying to fight me at this point so we're gonna go with the ogre he's gonna try and smoosh this dude he doesn't so he's just dancing he's not freed up to go and do that now which means your blitzer could get me but we could also two dice block we've already blitzed we can't do that too that's only one he lost his tackle zone oh that's right he loses his tacos i'm gonna go stupid yeah my blitzer they can go over and help but he also wants to throw a block on this guy because i wanted to dodge out the important thing is he can only go four or five squares and still blitz me i could dodge to foul go for it i'm gonna go one two three four five six oh it is a dodge ram still isn't it like i don't have a hole there that's right i do have to throw that block if i go this way these guys could get to me but it's not the blitzer then it's just snotlings i could just go straight down the pocket and go one two three four five six to there and then go for it go for it if i really wanted to and that would put me in safe zone girls for going for it though which is unfortunate i go left because i don't want to have any of this stuff potentially come get me so i'm going to throw that i really need you to not do that bud you need to just get this guy out of the way all this is i i don't want to move this piece until i know where these guys are but i don't really have a choice oh you can you can leap can't you i can go here and then what is it to leave a two plus edge roll three flip it's agility so be a three plus leap down the middle and i have a choice one two three four five six i'm gonna go for it once and hope i don't regret this okay so making my follow-up place he's just gonna one day block this guy see if i can get him out of town i'll push you to here i'll follow up and don't break your questions if i want an assist i need to dodge him out so three plus and it's one two three four five six seven go for it and then i got up i got a friend let's do that so dodge note three plus [Music] make it that was one two three four five six seven go for it and the two blisters are in the end zone all right four five six seven go forward to blitz go for it to hit he can take no problem no rolls so i can make it a one die can it get better not without dodging dodging isn't a big issue one two three four five six seven eight go for it or two go for it gets him an actual assist on that hit he's coming back one two three four five got you there this guy is going to dump the plus gets it two three four five cancel the assist good start four that's good start now this guy is going to do his blitz okay so three to stand up three four five six seven go forward go for it to hit good three that's a two dice block you guys double bush yeah we're gonna re-roll oh here we go and we will break your armor 10 plus 2d real close though we'll go close and we scatter to the and we scatter to the six which is right there you've stopped that or made it more difficult done is facing me all right i have made that more difficult it feels good that feels good one two three four five six just make it a little harder to bring back reinforcements uh let's see one two three six seven eight nine coke well seems like what a gutter runner would do don't go for it sure so he's gonna stand up and be done he's going to stand up and be done maybe that brave he doesn't love his life right now but i don't want i mean i'm distracted with my phone apparently right now with my yogurt not doing anything run you run okay one two three four five six seven eight nine go for it look go for it again go for it again yeah pick it up no how about do i want to pick new options in game couldn't reroll last edition no it's true do i want to reroll this edition oh that squirt it's probably going to squirt to a worse spot so i'm going to re-roll it okay he wants it last but not least let's have oh you try not to die he's gonna dodge whoa three four makes it five six seven little screeny screen let's see no helps no helps i could do this one two three four he could throw it today sure push push you can go out you can stay where you are and he's going to stand up and die i was going to say receive or dodge he'll touch you will falls loose things are happening everybody's laughing is it gonna be a turn the ball doesn't change hands i don't know this has been quite the scrap so i can get some assists in here which i think i'm gonna do one two three four five six go for it i think we have to i think if it blitzes into the end zone with my dwarf blitzer he doesn't love this idea but once this guy's down everybody else is a snotling who doesn't throw mods so i don't super care about them they're just kind of standing in the way we only have one blitz which makes that problematic so one two three four five he had to make one lateral move six so he's have to go for it i don't have any rerolls but i have to do that part first nobody else can get there it's to be a not two dice blog i also need him to get out uh potentially because i don't think anybody else can get there i can go one two three four five go for it with the ogre to cancel that doesn't mean i think you know else is true so let's see if the owner wants to do something this doesn't give me any any problems one two three four five and we'll go forward onto the snot wing because we have to ah once again the styling trips us don't get my legs broke you're four now turned over that's right okay i'm not crazy nope yeah well to start with him throwing a block backwards yep to his block because we want to get that open defensive line which is clearly the backbone of your team clearly all right one two three four one two three four five i think we will go one two three four and five zombies and now we're just gonna be playing forward i don't think we're gonna throw at this turn oh two three four five six seven eight nine it's all about the big plays man i know i know throw it back come back to block and do his job as a blitzer which is apparently his best life fine just leaving my blitzer all by his lonesome that makes sense yeah yeah your gutter will be fine this guy's going to do a blitz one two three four is the hit two guys bloods [Applause] smashes double smash [Applause] we got some stuff to do here primarily we gotta go kill this gutter runner and when i say kill i mean break his legs so we're gonna stand up and be done we're going to stand up and be done uh does the does those men stand up and finally they'll be done you can stand up three four five four five six stand up and be done we need more bodies we're gonna go one two three four go for it two plus goods one two three four five six seven blitz first go for it one two three four five six seven of what's yeah so first go for it yeah you're drunk slayer he was going for it to here right so that was that was the first go for it i was like that'll do it and that's just done he's winded i know that when you're on the center line you can't technically score right now which is my only saving grace that is that is something could not retrieve the ball he's out one two three four five six seven eight nine seems legit i think i can stop this ball from getting scored now oh try and tag my blocker one two three yeah sure now that goblin could have a one die block hmm fancy that was the wrong one sorry that one was tagged by a dwarf that one correct right there yeah gotta be careful with those titsy rolls it's true one two three four five double down on him double down on that guy you're fine you're fine blizzard don't worry we're great you're doing great you're worried you're just fighting two blitzers on a doger you'll be you'll be fine the ball's in the end zone it's what we wanted all right keep distracting them this guy is going to dodge two bus gets it two three four five that's what you needed and now the most dangerous blitzer the thrower one let's two three four five to this block [Applause] bam don't have dodge he's the only guy threatening right now nobody else can make let's break it down negative blockers move forward no there's no there's no he was the only guy who could potentially make it all right uh we'll do it here [Applause] wow another smash we'll hang out with that's not like yeah next turn i'm just going to punish all of your players because you're about to squat is the plan oh break his arm no yeah injury roll that means i'm down to 10 players three easy missing badly just yeah miserables again i'm gonna dodge this guy i mean that makes that makes a lot of sense yes two three four five six seven bye where do i want to be go hey go for it i mark that guy he did he's marked and now when this guy stands up this goblin can take a two-die block do on bam dodge this is mostly in the name of reducing how much you can savage my team that's fair it doesn't breeze and then skaven spark that's my runner uh donut block i don't have black either yeah uh crack mine on a nine i don't crack yours on uh eight i do two legs heck yeah we do that was that was me limiting that so that's it that's it half of the turn you're gonna score next round you could also wind it down so i have to go threaten you with something or you're just going to wind this down easy stuff start getting in the war uh one two three four five six seven my butt sir one two three four five but sir mr o'gray do you are you awake yes one two three four five just dive in go one two three four five six the lineman just stand up with the thrower i'll stand up with the runner stand up with the blocker i will throw a block with that guy because why not start blocking the goblin two nice block actually three four oh no so yeah so i've got one you've got one that's this one take a bush just gonna push it back to the ogre and i won't follow up yes oh i'm so angry three four blitz all right you don't want to use dallas to go to strength one no i want to use that because you don't want to block blame uh i could surf the blitz though which i will let me use the push okay oh you can pick where you go though can't you uh i can't so no i'll just do one that's fine there's four blitz break your armor [Applause] uh and then five and i guess i mean i have no reason not to so go for it go for it again where is this last time you scrub screaming obscenities right now one two three four five six seven okay so if i hang out right at the end there then it's just a human i gotta worry about it's safe and lawyer in the end zone for a second feeling safe or dizzy go score the ball four turns to try and score as well yeah do stuff yep we're gonna do stuff so danger zone this guy's gonna hit that guy with two days not real good wanna tag this guy bad that does so we'll go one two three four five there tag him not the tackles on the spanner gosh that's true but no rules okay i need more players that's what i need well we're trying to try to work on that trying to work on that i haven't been able to kill any of your snotlings so far i'm amazed they're in the bottom of the second half right now i'm gonna move this guy to here he's gonna take a two die block split turn yep just walk into my blocker push push push you know i think the dice are just telling me to score just telling the scarecrow that's it let's kick two so two one i've got four turns to try and tie this up otherwise it's a loss for the maulers no yes yeah now it's a big that's a big centerline problem not having the troll but we'll see how it goes from swarming nope oh no you got 11. anyway uh i'm gonna have to put out the halfling this turn going squad on the front lines and then the gutter runners hanging out with the blitzer and then every goblin and snotling on the wing and then stumbling with the most dangerous thrower ball on the flank left kick that ball pick that ball you guys make big plays right now we're not gonna make this all right staphon's gotta do some more completions and three going through the one one two three right there cable says pitch invasion no five is high kick one open player in the receiving team and you move to any number of squares and placing the same square the ball will land in well let's just do it my catcher's dead so i guess it's going to be you let's go give it a try it's my six i'm gonna try and catch it before my turn cause it doesn't have a turnover does it yeah because it lands before they are trying to catch it at the end of that that's right let's see if it happens uh it does just start within possession sweet well then i could have also give it to my blitzer i guess but too late now well we have the ball we don't worry about picking it up it's in possession so i think we just start trying to break your line like i mean physically break your line uh let's start here and he's gonna smash that guy with an assist black you don't have dodge or smash so we'll put you here and we'll follow up give you the boots medium style they're mad you scored we don't get the boots though uh let's do you now giving the boots to him with his assist block i'll take that you don't have dodge and we'll push you to here and follow up legs no slayer time to get troll slaying although we could move over first and give you strength five that won't change anything slay him [Applause] you do but then you can follow up do you break his legs it's all going to plan kill them all uh i think we try and murder your gutter runner because i'm more afraid of movement than anything else so two plus for the bonehead he's good we're in a blitz one two three four five oh sorry four and then five the blitz doesn't matter because it might start so high get three guys ready to go for it let's do the go for it no got no glory it's a big turn yeah we do it and three days vlog [Applause] now you do have dodge i do so i guess we're just pushing you back i'm following up a big passing game now which is i think what we're gonna do we're gonna go one two three four five six seven i'm gonna go one two three four five six we're gonna go one two three four five we're gonna go one two three four five six i want a leap and it's agility test isn't it for blockers to leave four plus to do a leap with him so we're not going to start with that we're going to do our throw i think and we're going to go one two three four five six and then throw it here nice easy test that's it three plus get it accurate catch the blitzer gets it another completion that's his fourth completion of the game he's he's loving life uh and then we're gonna go one leap to here is that can i do that yep okay uh so it's a four plus leap no so he falls down in that square lands there but he's still blocking and that's kind of all i care about he's just hurling himself over the top 10 points no what are you sponsor is still there yes and you could you could tag me up and stuff all right he's not only installing the first snotlang the second is actually going to go here goblin good enough do you guys for your blitz run on my halfling yeah why not just because he's sitting nope i deserved it but no double still smash double double smashing status but this is griffo's first day on the pitch how dare you he's halfway hopeful don't worry griffo okay you're gonna rob the whole the most handsome halfling in the world you get you get to strength seven for three days six i'm not getting up there that's that's not the goal i'm just trying to decide which direction i want to push you got it uh okay so one two three four five six seven and i can push it there it's like right next to your thrower almost backwards so one two and then three to blitz three to the blitz yeah one two three just block i don't have dodge hooray so you will go to here and i will follow potentially pick this up after where's the land first not breaking your armor second landing right on bobby right on top of him does he get the ball it's a bouncing ball no it does adds three minus one bouncing ball yeah where does it go from there it doesn't cause turnover though to the three which is the styling yeah catch it i don't even know what their edge is it's definitely a five plus minus four plus is purple that was not that was not what we were in and he's activated the guy was like i hit things i don't carry the ball here you take this all these reasons all right uh he still got some movement left he's going to not use that's four he's at yeah four oh the activated snotling next to your blitzer who's gonna stand up and punch him that's perfect all right he's not not going to do that he's going to go there i mean blitzers never just punch small things that are next to them true story you have the blitz to do with them how we play the game yeah at least it uses your blitz uh this wee fella is going to move to here so we fellas gonna move to here this big fella is gonna dodge two bus no audrey roll he's gonna go hang out there make it real hard to get great blocks uh and then it's just these guys they're fine they're they'll be fine just stand up you'll do great he's gonna stand up and dodge so three four it's good six seven five six seven is you're just gonna stay oh he's got an open dodge out couldn't tell you what this guy's gonna stand up he's real brave and then this guy's gonna promise to help out he's going to stand up and dodge to bear for the musketeer we got this buddy and his friend does not stop in the back sweet well griffo's alive that's the important thing is turn seven i got two turns to try and score to get the ball back from a snotlink which actually hilariously isn't really as hard as it looks right now first we're just gonna stand up and be done stand up and be done i'm gonna stand up and be done i know cripple's gonna wait gripple might have a job so we start killing with the yogurt two plus punish that guy you'll be fine ogre uh it's only two uh plus one for him oh it's not double is it it's okay you can take one of these uh we're gonna send you here i guess and start bouncing you around and we'll follow up runner's gonna hit this guy uh let's give you three ice block because he's just not only he gets smashed he just crashed it somewhere smashed uh still alive let's go with you two guys blocking him or the troll slayer could do it troll voter is going to do it do this box control i'll push i'll follow up throw another one keep going six not quite you don't dodge do that so i'll push to there follow up i bother following up i'll just keep that crazy oh that's right with friends right you have to follow up even though i did knock you down don't break all done i needed him to not be there it is not what i wanted because now my lineman needs to hit him i'm strength three four five six so it's just two dice i could make it seven but doesn't super help me yeah okay i don't have block so i'm just going to push it and i'll push it this way yep that wasn't an empty spot or there are empty spots oh i have to take him out first that's right well then we'll just go there i guess he's got a throw block too with a million assists let's see if we can knock this guy down now take the push and push it back to there and just bounce this guy around back to the yogurt this worked so griffo's gonna stand up for three and go four or five with all the blitz it's all i can do i really wanted him not him or him not activated to try and get this ball after it squirts but i'm not going to be able to him you can do is go one and stand here and then blitz one two three four five six the butts dodge if you want you don't have to dodge because you can go there there yeah yeah okay you're here here yeah uh three nice block into that snarling i got one turn after this doesn't work uh you don't have block block and i do so we go down the same square into this pack and i gotta hope it scatters onto me i do yeah and five is just a stunned and where's the ball going come on give it on to me five five is not you five goes into that goblin bouncy ball one bouncing ball for minus two for a they're three plus so there's a five he's gonna drop my one chance your play is blood's gonna go down early and i might have been able to make a plan of that yeah yeah for sure get the ball just run away i can't i mean i don't i don't think i don't think i have a scoring up here if you just hit me a bunch and run away you should be fine you throw i can't get far enough away from your thrower that he couldn't potentially get it to that guy true or that guy or that guy so these are your scoring threats that i gotta consider looks like this okay y7 this guy's up here is on everybody out this guy's up here and um those were easier yeah that guy's going to stand up and be done blizzard is going to throw two die on this guy that brought up my packer because he got support from the you know his name is throwing phil right now and i think i gotta change it to the crippler he's never going to throw this his name is not a crippler push and don't unblock i do have block yeah push is good enough push frees up my gutter and gets you a little bit more away from where the ball action's going yeah you got it all right now he's done i think this guy is gonna go and blitz your thrower do it he's gonna go one two hit the thrower i'll take the bush uh you can go to there and he's just gonna stop moving and this guy's gonna go one two three four five six where's your slayer yeah i don't want to be too close to the end zone there's three four five six seven eight nine hold it down maybe maybe have some help there this wee fella is gonna go a dodge oh buh-bye yep two three four five this fella is still on his feet he's kind of doing stuff by playing with these guys though he's not not doing stuff that's true i mean if in the world where you get the ball he's doing stuff all right he's on four or five up dodges this is also true uh no he's not not doing stuff i think i think everybody has become a sacrificial object yeah yeah that's really all we gotta do is we've seen your stuff today i know i know and i'm willing to make big plays i mean it's turn eight bottom in the second half so we've gotta make big plays all you got i gotta get in the way the big plays all right he's done we're done okay turn eight no rerolls this is where we shine boys is where we tie the game up come on let's do it varsity blues varsity purples in this case things first we gotta zero out some supports so we're going with the troll slam he's gonna start beating on this guy surf me over there ah well i'll just put you here and i'll follow up his legs no didn't get quite where we wanted we freed some people up uh you're gonna you're gonna explode him you'll have two flaws he's been fine so far five seven three so three ice block yeah triple scopes finally um i'm gonna i'm gonna push like this pop one of these guys oh i could pop him further couldn't i yeah you're right pop him closer you're not wrong and follow up lying down break his legs nope mighty blow won't do it because he's a blitzer uh you can smash that snotling just to make them loose you do have dodge and you get to go somewhere there yeah let's one two three four five six go forward to i blitz it's our best bet or he could do it one two three four five two go forwards for him sorry one two three four one go forth to bloods he has more skills we'll do with him uh brawler doesn't work on the blitz anyway but unless it's a normal throw and armbar is not gonna have anything to do here whatever he's closest it's the same thing you did the cool push thing i did the goal does the go for it two days block my one you hate goblins that's it that's game i can't get the ball back so that's my butts can't get the ball back i don't re-roll and to die block on a goblin i mean i could break some legs i guess yeah let's do it let's make ourselves feel better we smash him we don't do anything we didn't make that blitz we didn't knock him out and so there was no way to lose that ball and get in the end zone and that's game so two one four the eight peaks it's game sequence record air come in winnings so um we got two to one it's gonna be four uh five fifty thousand for me and sixty thousand for you because it's half of 700 plus touchdowns uh and then star player points if i oh yeah mvp and dedicated fans did i lose uh i have to roll and see how well under my fan factor i don't so i don't lose anything and for you 2d6 and i got to roll over a one yep oh he barely did it two fan factor two day hit fans actually because we bought one you get one for free to start off with so we actually got an extra ten thousand each so sixty thousand seventy for you the game for me is gonna be stefan thirteen is nobody three is run over my dwarf runner i mean i guess he was certainly present nine nine hawk the goblin that's fair first casually he must have been spectacularly injured he got used as a weapon to hit somebody else over the bitzler got two star player points for his casualty uh rooney got the mvp for four harold got um a casualty and a touchdown my blitzer so he got to five and stephanie got four completions however not going to advance any players they don't want to roll i want to pick he's gonna get because he scored and he gets to learn one for sit for five six six six he got to six that's right he scored twice didn't he yes he did no there you go that's why he left so he gets blocked so he doesn't have to die from block now these are sweet ones gonna roll random mutation because why not right be a goblin grow some extra arms and legs mutation random mutation so d3 for the column half six so the bottom half six six he's got very long legs oh no he's a super tall goblin so that means he's got stilts doesn't have creepy i think uh burster skill you get plus two to interceptions now because you're so tall and you're ignoring the negative mods for jumping over players because you're basically on stilts uh for my part i'm gonna spend 50k and another human lineman because that way grifo doesn't have to come out unless grifo wants to joins the team he's a human lineman he's worth 50k that's got my team value a bit team value up to a million forty-five so there you go end of the match the maulers getting mauled losing two scoring opportunities to the mighty snotlings and uh that amazing skaven blitzer in the uh the ap pests so we'll see it for the ap pests next game their second league game against the thunder valley green skins in two weeks till animash without forgetting i hope you enjoyed that video if you uh want to support the channel of course like and subscribe 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Length: 105min 39sec (6339 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 01 2021