Live from the Jacksonville Arena w/ DC Young Fly, Karlous Miller and Chico Bean

[Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] meet have a seat right here Jacksonville what the [ __ ] is going on nah nah I gotta let y'all know the show out yeah they throw the show out any fives out was it everybody here mama daughter sister closet since when we what a football minute I will be back get the head to come to Jackson bit of the answer so fan and I know that you are ready if the truth y'all you already know a nickel for withdrew by these know that we the truth job you already know it [Applause] we in this [ __ ] take pain Hey yeah dead dead hey hey yeah hey get up damn damn ain't like no mother this [ __ ] for EMP there's a [ __ ] on his name [Applause] we don't even know who they are you got it Japanese triple B XI and XI Battlefront an autozone 15 is different hit run come in a big brown box hold up Jane only one there was another thing right there what's the nose BAM big chocolate titties what size are those man Triple D yeah I think I figured it out I know why they did it so big warm fellas but that's what our tent is the black girl happy girl there you go I think what I don't wanna see this so big down here right stay close to the ocean one sound water the truth to know that [ __ ] get rid of all the sickness got it brown water boy you dive in the water you also hot damn look at this [ __ ] look at this look what happen with black people support each other seeing this [ __ ] pop body all over your body face like me without me nervous that's right that's good to get into any size stop until all things in the front row white people in the back by the wait a minute man what a rough deal jacket in between the ham Phil you got a head of gold or what the [ __ ] this is a half Delta you think I would gonna be a dancer but I changed my mind you looked over there she got a hamlet jacket like a fortune cookie lysee winter comes she went to go give in Dagenham with like my dancing too hot it [ __ ] give me head but I got a hot at all give me a long t-shirt and song so put sweater things stupid [ __ ] you enjoy okay say it put the hair in here any cougar there was another necklace there Harry I know that wasn't gotta be good you wear a heavier said you Sam no license it took some braids down like a ham boy that jacket dumb as hell she would had blood all around her neck and she got that [ __ ] lift up like in the hole cold dank won't notice if I turn the column I know is he gonna have min from she go see then take your feet out I've been doing Crossfit driver rights you can't write a city to India give me somebody's Hawaiian brains right don't get up ma'am you can relax you can take your coat off do what I want right already years old and what come o people say Christian jacket baby it already long he took that big job already the bottom half till you put you the girl but y'all know winter weather is outside check out this [ __ ] I hit got out of these go change though what do you do maybe you think you sitting up in this [ __ ] like super simple to me they want to give some what are you go deep you weren't I work for myself they you look like you're work for yourself no it anything I make it nothing has got it over phone from I won't get you something maybe what's going on with he died from overload the Candyman you know that [ __ ] the only one in his house think it's a bunny he's stealing like a mother book say my name three times aint [ __ ] with y'all two [ __ ] if it's at each other y'all look like the Jacksonville things that shoot up everything yeah I know everything you got he probably got three admissions in front of his name [ __ ] that [ __ ] look Tommy um FTEs for Tommy hey meanwhile y'all y'all [ __ ] know maybe I've been threatening us on to it all day your [ __ ] better be funny or else [Applause] this Jackson feel you don't want to know what the war else is Jacksonville America's heartland they'll shoot your grub my house up all the blended morning yeah I know they're bees get ready for church yeah sooo bad so you want to what she said death slogans we bagged them where we hang them final 50 DB by Nazi [ __ ] hey see you want me to tell you I believe my plan cuz I must stay at land of jail a man [Applause] my good jinyoung and Atlanta you know she's serious let me see Damo a white man who the [ __ ] you recording for that in our camera getting got the old goddamn football team jammer would you enjoyed for with the Panasonic white hey I'm going to shirk you don't know DVD y'all saw those shirts you got the pretty shirt would love on them while easy get up gun but when to the discount louder then it spray-painted oh look at there boy look good but that ain't me I'm taking it yeah it looked like you got a clip on there mama the shot bris but it looked like we died in a car wreck hey hey Carlos because she's looking like a dolphin or there but hey I see a that's it fresh mom you seen that's an Orlando and you came with the outfit man we know so yeah yeah I'm [ __ ] stupid lady you got a hole 85 she added that you have on oh she got on to type of tea to pretty I don't know Sita and a Jaguar wait look lightly it's good Latino War DC she got she a lion and a tiger set out to my folks on this that way we got about y'all know we will hold that over here okay hurry buddy mainly getting people in to talk and a little VIP bar but they still came yeah I'm waiting down money up there they we don't play no basketball I think it's done the highs above understand they don't need you to be standing up you might as well sit down there you can see everything from up front nikki is pouring rail at a company feel like I just want to see what she bout to do she say why that's a real cougar right now she thought that she went together cuz she got in here none didn't light she came out she didn't realize there were two there polities busy planting fake bombs let me go I'm kidding I know is he got it out wrong see my [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that you drinking out of my name what is that that thing is bringing it out of them no way man what you record this year for though like you gotta let us know who you work for you think that this is a black event this is for us you can't just be a report man leave him alone before he turn around and tell you who you really work for listen [ __ ] I weren't going to beat you alright you keep writing here face some evil [ __ ] well Jacksonville got the best outfits I ever seen any show set out to travel without the road back again hearty it's true you know a friend and a cop but [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] that [ __ ] flat take the white lady CNX all the girls we for real that will touch natural have a white later with it and flow only in Jackson feel for a green oh hello I said it wrong you don't need a Jacksonville it's a feel for a [Applause] man I had to go fish up bro straight head [ __ ] hand one foot he would like last stop hey these things didn't think it was a gold chain they got kicked out there's a greater God was faking they made it food habit all time take a bit still Egypt seat hey look at dog to be using some fake credit cards too low and then a culture sir I think man that was standing up up top you've got to have a [ __ ] bumps it with you that we posed to be happy what happened go tight now you got a truck set on the wrong side shout out to the landing right there with it yeah but here yeah I think I said cut this [ __ ] out [ __ ] like talk about my bed alright she you know why I don't want you to say that about it like button up or there we do that Pete they'll want you to say that better cuz they fell out about the hell already they already got admit know where they're so bad I don't wear my senior winner boo bad boo everybody me they go slow then I know y'all see the thing either but it though it all I bought this [ __ ] but I said nothing with my egg that's how you felt Jackson fear of games I started talking to the thing over there the - look [ __ ] man oh but don't matter - yes I'll see you in here with a goddamn tank top off what's wrong - well you look stupid and [ __ ] that takes up bluestem about what I like to think about to think apply a male and stripper male revue that's the same guys you do not understand we don't talk about people to talk about ourselves 1 X 5 we all got [ __ ] to lose this tough my dad backstage embrace your flaws whatever any fun somebody wanna say bout you that's wrong with you embrace that [ __ ] look at my hair [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] make a man a [ __ ] you-me looking like Megamind I posted the [ __ ] cuz it was funny right I do alright my quick yeah I [ __ ] man show this but I promise I will [ __ ] the [ __ ] out you need to bid us whatever is too big don't know everything and two minutes the boat titties eat the couch it for me it's there and that makes it a unique experience when you're doing that fast oh yeah you got to go to see like oh you gotta know what this will be I'm too high to spend on this you're not being too I bought that [ __ ] you got wheels on it yeah yeah cafeteria fraiche arenas they have over idea this look the white dude takes the heat accomplished Albie undercover the detective with in place eagle has landed you look police appeal ain't no what you and her sitting up late at night snort coke now I know you with it you got the white lady they've managed to Pottery Barn in this month oh god no what do you do for living G he said watch you guys it's all like dude who the [ __ ] is paying him to watch us that's exactly the [ __ ] I'm talking What's Up [ __ ] oh [ __ ] bro oh oh oh oh no stupid a back hey girl do you think I was even doing it loosely yeah nobody had a creator not a loose name like it in secret right loose snake I know they are [ __ ] they are [ __ ] you what's up with you Camille we're about to do it cuz you know we're a couple and they wanna have a dance battle and if y'all don't sit out digging the Buddha doughnut this thing's right what the [ __ ] did he can't even grab the thing like he's mine all the old black fingers like man I don't know what the [ __ ] that it came to my [ __ ] we think that come up here with yet another edge [ __ ] yeah I think about all this book there Jackson Jack the ROTC said you're better believe this you better quit talking to me before I [ __ ] the books off I am the origin about the telephone song this spongebob we're cooking burgers things now I think I did low clouds over the pudding that coochie hoodie I know it's cool for all the ladies that got their plows dance we called it the coochie would it that did you know what I called it what I called it too quickly provision was a pavilion everybody yeah keep the rain off the country when it rains the ride she puts the drag what a single a single matter that's [ __ ] put two minutes wait how many lesson was I was just go tell you you're gonna have to be singer - Jamie we're too close to Christmas star [ __ ] with you buying your big [ __ ] what a ripoff visited by a [ __ ] she ain't come buy something don't follow DC miss lady right here you've made a lot of noise what's the last thing you bought your dare you man is red [ __ ] come here I'm gonna eat your opener go get her bring her to the front to come I paid him hey buy food giggles ooh throw it out stop that stupid ass [ __ ] just that say you paid your rent you pay him hey hey CeCe we're gonna ask what a [ __ ] limit don't please know that my bill got some food we're in 290 [ __ ] ain't no matter [ __ ] you paid it we don't matter you hate it that's gonna put your dancing you don't matter the big payday no matter I think I lost a job and she for the [ __ ] paid the rent now anybody who want to know what she brother made we have the part that she live there - how much how much is the ring what do you wanna do by the gallery by the man okay real negative even the game you know parent is that people really say what do and stop get on your [ __ ] knees no rambling is in front of you please I need to your knees okay that's woody no he better be a real [ __ ] it ain't your rig hey yo - I feel really cool stop you don't you think Oh Lewis now you gotta do hey don't get mad don't get mad you don't see yeah that's it we bout to be crash up because we give it a money back but all around me back in about a minute Vin's lady in here if you will get another rent money thing I know somebody buy you kids up about it by ear bro you don't have that you just gotta buy the rest of that one that's on their way he said hey you got a sec he got faithful oh good Facebook don't worry about you know that she could when even the game is jumped up like [ __ ] pay my game CD [ __ ] you mean but that's the thing ladies did you pay your man how many I'm just not say that in the argument the next time I get into one are you so are you man [ __ ] ring y'all get into it you ain't gonna bring up the baggage you pay this thing already I don't believe you I don't believe see that's what men don't like women doing [ __ ] for because whatever it is that they do they act like they say you're [ __ ] like you can send them to the store for some simple [ __ ] like baby my and she get brain bags and I drop next time she get man you're going through a [ __ ] like me like that if I saved your [ __ ] life who will go bring a bigger I travel eat your hands [ __ ] that's what I'm [ __ ] with a [ __ ] hook a kitschy try that's what I'm saying and she pay your rent you know you gonna dead fella please get out we're out of where this is my oh my [ __ ] house [ __ ] if I don't recall on 75020 no shouts in Filipino man hollering and she going with a whole nother land you may get out of our ships we must be leaving you got to own [ __ ] you do [ __ ] yeah he's got a 5 I go food Nick what I'm saying what would you be saying I can't you see Mandy I realize the first time we came to do Jacksonville we was in a comedy club now we in a mother they still use this they don't really be used something they do another flavor oh you can look like we in summation [Applause] minions or would Col make it is the Millennium feel won't be in this bit this one is on your way will you come see the new admission reunion and this [ __ ] we all know waiter that devil Jacksonville Giants play here zenbu the Jacksonville Giants I gotta grow proud of the chicks yeah no see no we're gonna get beat red white and blue ball basketball that's a Jacksonville Giants look at og he know who's gonna be here the night he came into me but [ __ ] I won't go to the concert laughing oh man anything a play over it cookie but really to step in [Music] [Applause] what's a big pitch so in bigger than up girl break it all of the rules thick and your grant we do break in all the room but shame to get in the song on her shoes they take turns breaking on as a rule we don't pay your money to that is not moving big girl breaking all the logo to express all her shoes I would get was [ __ ] man help you there's nothing like a dick although hammer I would how she gonna do is use the money to pay a bigger ring oh [ __ ] Oh box through there well you plant it with the whoo yeah yeah sit up on a hotter dance just can't wait yeah but that has this shake like a UPS peg yeah it's a great package jumping inside then harden and all the five extra whip I'm talking [ __ ] I'll be ladies no ain't no such thing as Banfield we'd like Bambi noises too so that's all the bad bill women yeah don't you love Oh what you had amazed at me like that's right your girl is one of you die you [ __ ] one of the Jackson Bill Cosby you not bad babe hey what she stood up it was about ten weapon here like oh yeah it's home for me and hopefully vote for me well we're you like a real bad bill when they had neither be like this touching the other thing well that's then win-win then lead such a hit other face making longer let me get the [ __ ] off you saw this move you saw this for me get off this [ __ ] Van Pelt is unique though because ladies a is huge God don't be a job the saying like usually if you got the big-ass titties your hands a little and if you got the big-ass shits in his little yeah and if you got the big ass and the big titties and your grass snake doesn't [ __ ] like that that'd be crazy that's gonna read all about it we got today's newspaper yes that must you alright dear you know they don't bother me got words Oh your dress you did come here with a lot of information a lot anybody turns you before this is my [ __ ] you're looking like rock wait what's up what's your name [Applause] we know real fake [ __ ] hell you got no town I'll check [ __ ] got a towel year round hi Cole whatever you ripen and go straight to the same guy put him on the roundest in Devon shut up everybody at the top in the back all the way up there what's on my in the back back got a whole bathroom I'm walking up where the spring shut up all the ladies man that's up big today lace for come on that [ __ ] like this there oh yes I know they gotta take it out lookin hot one girl I handsome here so good those days but big restarted like at home butI generic rebooted by oh [ __ ] what a ladies are getting him they gonna get it Bobby with this guy you got a mustache not know yourself big great-great-great-great these nice big is that real time I know what's the big yeah it'll be yeah girl a girl baby like that once and that's the runner God she seems hopeful my shoulders move you know they give me their real here that's got that walk walk they're sloppy boy that [ __ ] make you sound like a whole kitchen [Music] [Applause] it's not television I do the tricks what's up my - me know how you do it [Applause] we should go what a lot of spits you can't imagine that's why they do this you gotta get the more that you gotta brush your teeth first I don't what they got their morning slob in there like your thing I like the keep suckin after you come in the bathroom brushing my dick would you face like you know what you better go [ __ ] around get gingivitis on your [ __ ] women love this keep sucking that demanded made you boston-edison like a little [ __ ] yeah how can I stop stop sixes hit you play that stuff what you think that's easy that's when you become my [ __ ] that's free as fellas you know you mean will you be nothingness you see something you trying to get her up oh you know obviously like don't stop moving they make any jerk then let it with a long jacket ratio coming through the beard but [ __ ] with just a little jacket if a good song see anything well what the [ __ ] Nepal stuck it's a half the time thing look this has a teeny look Chico she won't suck you big for half the time they come up like look you buy the rest of my culture get the rest of his head ladies I'm gonna tell you something right now [Applause] coochie curl but you're like I do but I'm you want to eat a football want to go down and look like the [ __ ] guy call up little oh yeah hey fellas you know Chico's you go with this like like just like when you wake up and you just eat your ways from your strip club for long cootchie from real clubs ever had to speak the bed all that people they like aziza ships and this small part that says I have found the [ __ ] with ships in her [ __ ] I'm out the game telling everybody at the barbershop I found my wife they they lose the magic oh you got somebody Cuchi smoochie [ __ ] oh yeah that don't come out like God put that out of all the girls over with a shirt and a barbecue at what idiot but concise my son is everything here you got some [ __ ] with the clothes on put the dick duty zipper and they've got that cushy on the goddamn Manson t-shirt and your notes and you get somewhere but like then we should drop the Krispy Kreme by yourself I did I [ __ ] up okay you can't [ __ ] through this image it's a few dick Thank You dick you look like Freddy Krueger the bishop went all the way they get [ __ ] [ __ ] every time sometimes they miss you at home every Tuesday don't ever get but- you ain't at your house right shout out to all the ladies in the game and [ __ ] and [ __ ] and just pull one fan speed ball yes look it's like an auntie that says I gotta use your [ __ ] name she probably left a photo on sue she had on one book one pant leg pants to the side 90 City said that's going to give Zabuza but you gotta eat your customers voice screaming screaming - come on I'm gonna hit done with a Christmas shopping the way he started yet good thing about not going without some people that who paid is [ __ ] a man nobody done cuz you get [ __ ] last year you want to be at all that shop I got everybody some good [ __ ] you ain't get nothing I got you [ __ ] next year that's being a being a black man you all never just [ __ ] on holidays and get goofy [ __ ] yeah they gonna pay nothing and spoon the greatness is the greatest you down with that oh thank you baby oh look at them thank you would you say Christmas gifts he grabs I guess he got the white girl time out bro time I never on TV said that she not supposed to be here why and her [ __ ] just she said she saw that [ __ ] you going to work making sex I like about the job hey you don't think that I bet you won't face them to be safe and accepted mingle they go crazy oh why the game don't go then they can bribe me - L bar to go with a brother in here - [Applause] [ __ ] sittin in the back about the company good job what you know it's gonna take some oxy mother oh ho guess y'all like that [ __ ] use anyone you think y'all break up evidence so look if y'all gonna break up anyway you should just break my winning on camera so he can watch it be right it needs gonna be his life right gotta have proof that to have a good time to have a good time did you imagine me what do you want get it let me know one night tena 840 well you were thinking there might be home we got everything big rose and I know he only got one in my bag no they close at hand I felt like she worked this well kind of chicken place though I don't know what ok the salad hey Jackson field on the city a fancy phone without a bigger trunk there you are my people without anything big around around said the seafood at the cat damn trunk with I said [Applause] then you sit down sanded down all that bill night with their one black wait why am I gonna be no single tell what people have one wide black bags and so closely [Music] look as you do just get on seat and drop you off in the back of your job and walk around the corner but I oh my god we told so late tonight oh I'm gonna tell you that thank you thank you the same time oh yeah is he hey yo Frank you gotta watch this he gonna see like the front like right now not only did she come she got the best seat mouse named in the frack that thing ain't gon believe she paused until you [ __ ] watch YouTube [ __ ] chickens over your feet take it to other [ __ ] dollars [ __ ] Rick I don't [ __ ] mind importunate tickets hope I can you [ __ ] ain't none boy is burning brothers he gotta admit when I was gonna get hurt boy think again in the [ __ ] hey you look you're the same as [ __ ] old man and his girl he argued with her but he's saying [ __ ] back to himself to know that [ __ ] man we need to be okay hey hey hey I'll be the elbow dear I will be our both our booties do a powerful go in the right hey fellas double bill with no home boy when you find like that you're trying to calm it down and then as you start telling you [ __ ] she did you get man with a my brother Brett what the [ __ ] wrong with you my deal well no they put their [ __ ] baby coming hey hey right so if my little-boy birthday [Applause] sorry my little boy birthday right I pull the drive to kill pop you see it you know I'm saying so I whip up in the yard maybe puts a hole sit on the porch with the [ __ ] main way boom boom boom well we you know who I'm a pusher I'm all ready to call one Negro man you know the only reason ain't say no but why for the only reason is a night whoa they have a foul hand your bio you liver but you swept it ready for the hallway keep that day while you need look no [ __ ] roars jeepers I wouldn't legal was that one that one's dancing with these people working with his neighbor who was a [ __ ] bro only I don't know to dig a name for it but you know that [ __ ] then old flakes and am bigger than making a head on them gold chain I don't know what the gold came up right over up let's go girl let go world no bro let go on the copy or now way back over that beat Brooke oh you driving my bad never my mouse never Brian you hate the mom for my kidney will be for me now hold on hold on hold on yeah yeah yeah if I girl word did for us here work tonight so we're gonna hear what it hopefully it up yeah yeah we don't stop gonna hate out hang crew was in my sleep Jia Wei be ready to take a drive to hear what's up you know they do you wanna go for a spin [Applause] [Music] you get it on this side Russell after that Russell ever there you go now I went on my [ __ ] ticket it take he succumbs to the mall bubble microphone what she in the band oh hi i'm you redneck it was so john they beat nobody was there from it then why did this way nobody dick [ __ ] dan don't mind keep walking back oh hey slight way no by email or [ __ ] bad before these things in there being wrong what's he trying to do let's take all the chicken sandwiches idea [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] lights out great gonna heal well we're here bro in the [ __ ] corner in Michigan Daniel whoa whoa wait wait wait what I mean [ __ ] the tram is a [ __ ] you find me oh all right there bro tagging [ __ ] over have you [ __ ] up all the way don't put on your nose yeah baby I knew this not a good combination I peed out what the [ __ ] you doing all my ladies my pocket a the house bro say what well you put their people well come on the boy Sammy come on come on [ __ ] boys need me come on the boys Disney and Ringo foot stays on the board seat job with nipple Bri ants on the porch breanne sergeant boys [ __ ] don't let that big hairy ass [Music] [Music] no I [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] I will see don't [Music] Oh dancing oh wait okay go with the gray shirt I'm gonna six boats ain't gonna see cold night playing stop the game and the girl with the big titties man laughs like [ __ ] to her pain hey hold it in the front [Music] cities in different cities I'll hit you later this year hey hey let the talking [ __ ] to the staff I think BC jumps I wanna try so what you think DC yeah yeah yeah [Music] I think even plan the same thing but right wait for the chairs or quantify hey you know what [ __ ] it stop stop right now look at no spitting Oh ma'am yeah give me some cheap boy [ __ ] this [ __ ] I don't want to hear no drunk also keep away clemmy's a pension he can play the [ __ ] out this songs dedicated to all the ladies put on wax the muster so all the women who gathers around the couch you [Music] [Music] [Music] know this one Oh [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh yeah carry much yesterday wasn't bad [Music] [Music] [Music] sir I don't know would you wave known ain't no mo cease on there bro somebody gotta pull somebody got a fool hey somebody go give me Cheers somebody gotta move wait on me I know what it is that big [ __ ] sniffing Pope with the chairs you like the folksy get on the books they get your big is but big big occasion Oh big [ __ ] painful big [ __ ] came to hold somebody ever gotta move big bigger got move big thing at a baby like this when each other [Music] when I gotta get out what I gotta get out when you don't want no problems with this tickity get blurry trash they all locked me in together I think of anything for the whole floor oh look a big dude a big boy look at big boy you know you're a big boy walks over to the house a long time [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] the move three times he like can you go down no that's a sneak move hey toad out what he was bit no we hit it big man no see damn leprechaun hey my boy you don't even want this see that to the big bonus see I'm gonna buy em a wedding event bond it's wet already boys reheat this [Applause] hey man don't argue with them people hey hey weird Jacksonville [ __ ] this go get some takes two seats white lady these figures and shoot this [ __ ] up after a chill ran out this is a very violent place do you have any extra shells go get up god damn it hey Jen Adam I don't want to hear nothing about no safe dish go get them got their chairs Marsha game attention awesome party party like a real white woman sit there we'll watch your mouth buddy don't you talk to me that way she goes I talk to all that [ __ ] she's standing like you're not gonna fake bleep [Music] Marshall go get me - okay I'm trying to keep public offices from inactive tonight relax this - all right man off the back they're like my canine unit just wait white also we plan we are just playing right don't get this brand that the other child she looked like the cold white police officer that ain't cool it out now listen here I'm gonna let you go on the mayor water but I gotta give you a signal you're not doing this no favor [ __ ] let me go they always say you wanna enjoy your favorite now look I could take in on the warrant but I'm just gonna take in on a suspended license this thing goes they'll lock me up for a war - when I told the press but I'm dead just do whatever rear [ __ ] do when they go quick right on yo ass whoop your ass come on you must have know this Florida you know how to stop [ __ ] who run out from the shoot Davey Chu Chu damn [ __ ] I'll paint that plane take my chances oh you know time off I wanna take you to jail with a hold over me this the obviously I don't know if you heard but the word on the street is the white people got on drugs and [ __ ] that y'all lookin for and the reason why y'all ain't finding nothing is because y'all keep [ __ ] with us for months but you know this is what I heard ain't no snitch it then but Holies they got all the cocaine all the peels daughter occupied all the hair all the crystal meth they'd be making [ __ ] at now see that's how they are mr. obviously they don't even respect alone they are going to see the Airstream buying them all the sudafed and scraping all the goddamn dope off of it make him another dope put some 93 octane in there [ __ ] shake this [ __ ] up in a baby bottle sitting on the windowsill smoke that [ __ ] all their teeth fall down I maybe I'm just gonna tell you this if you see a white person with no teeth there boy you're going you gonna hit you with your white pants all right whatever you say you know like holding officer like for real then we can take this opportunity everybody you know rather than why do y'all act like y'all so afraid we have the low we ate the [ __ ] about this day I'm not afraid the police officers give new guns all the time they simply want to use them [ __ ] police get a black people here in here with 5,000 [ __ ] right now my father he's not afraid [ __ ] maybe I can idea Freddy when they pull you over with their brightest flashlight [ __ ] you can see inside the car we are not on the ground with the [ __ ] it shine that bright a slight at my face for where you're headed tonight to the [ __ ] adopted if you don't get that goddamn light out my face off the statements to all the side okay what I'm saying but every [ __ ] in here when I say this no you can't search my vehicle [ __ ] you talking about you ain't lost [ __ ] in this vehicle and no you don't smell marijuana cuz that was from earlier today yeah I guess the way to here but you gotta find it I'm not gonna tell you think I'm a snitch on me you got me [ __ ] up miss Dobson do your job I don't give a [ __ ] I played importer playbill yeah yeah don't take a poem you know anything you know I pulled you over they let your head go then they were like you spray me hello baby one more thing I look who we coached y'all to say this [ __ ] when you acting like you care about us alright but I got you I got you your license right wing type for a second I'll be right back y'all get in the car get the top of that [ __ ] 41 June 25 to 40 - we got a Chevrolet Caprice 1996 we got two occupants but we got a runner we got a ride on it 14 - 14 no we got a runner [ __ ] that lady got a runner 14:44 I think that somebody's back up on the highway we got a runner you can't [ __ ] around it right from the polling you look around and get away you get hate back that damn alligator you didn't made it you know jump off the bridge ballroom strange [ __ ] be happy do don't convince their dead in the crash [ __ ] this dude right there hey why and why got now the most fun glass all you saw wasn't a dog it was another guy Travie now I thought no I thought it okay now here on the old episode saying white people will make up some [ __ ] when a dog is involved the dog was all the change I'll be having them dumbass signs on the dog on the airport doing that pen ain't nobody [ __ ] they do [ __ ] up on that nigga's big I had to register circus animus they was on my flight with big as people everybody in that [ __ ] was scared did nobody put me back up we all hear that [ __ ] Robby's in the strangest [ __ ] in Florida I saw a black couple at the hotel today I was like I respect yellow boy yeah I saw him - it was in a lobby bring the way about the be shitty never seen their me but they ain't never seen each other they are beautiful they sit there oh this is got food seats on Instagram outside all the [ __ ] late front - then say that lace for our fans Beach what you want to do shame America selling lip gloss lace front blue and dream body suits where y'all gonna start selling edges that's what a buddy you got yours but there's a lot of people who don't I'm gonna come I might start a company they gonna be [ __ ] like little pieces of all that [ __ ] everlasting edges that's what we want we gonna make a million dollars on that [ __ ] ladies what's the reason for y'all losing our edges is it because of them China is great your mama used to put in your hair for you little go to the Africans that impor your scalp back three and a half inches that you can blink by Cooper sequin jacket leave me alone thank you so you got that after thriller jacket on you got to throw on a jacket [Music] [Applause] ladies top you have a real big does it look like search fans like it's think on me yeah yeah be long is here one girl will blink you they kept click enough so you take your twist fall see y'all with this big-ass eyelashes like maybe I'm sweating please off me real quick because some of it here dang I saw a spot fish down here earlier with some eyelashes on the clock block traffic look about last bit that's the thing fella this is [ __ ] up for us we can income for no goddamn we're innovations you stuck with what you stuck with imagine I came out this [ __ ] what a boost you say things like what the [ __ ] is that cool fresh [ __ ] on your head Zico and you got a big in here we be dying out here line first of all man by here live died a long time ago so ain't nothing for me to die not the brother you look like Warren around every night with a head now take a case or with a headline we're its [ __ ] here with a headline right now got a little sweat ray keep technical you look goofy as hell if you got wonder nine weeks later you just in there pad your [ __ ] like a [ __ ] that is so deep blue tightness then you got a hole right okay at least you would know which we won't look like for the rest of your life that's why I should start going out the front out of that bunker cut it off let me get used to myself because on that extra [ __ ] I can't do that hell naw bro I can't go out there you're calling your job yeah but be a little late today yeah this weather it's raining like sir you have a car yeah but I got something else too the [ __ ] who paint the headline they gonna fake a lot of [ __ ] know fake I feel like if they got some fake jury he just practice the real [ __ ] with the fake jury looked at me like are evil but I got bigger Street on him not there listen some of them diamonds be entirely too big to be real hey like if you won't wear the fake [ __ ] fellas these get solutions you can play all you think it's got 48 inch stones like sir that chain will cause 60 million dollars if that was group but listen no further let me tell you from that [ __ ] you got all of them please women laughing too hard like y'all won't go to the beauty supply store and play 30 cents for some earrings oh oh yeah and if and if I read all that better part now you see it then flew up look guys you gotta take are taking it out God finally took check it out back cause she was hot cuz her Nick was can I see you [ __ ] swing that's here here you going through 30 check it I see the jacket possible wig on I gotta come out there no problem ma'am I'm here to make your suit Chico you be careful with that jacket is really expensive I'm here to make your suit mr. Antonio it was what's your step white man hit this big [ __ ] a little bit this [ __ ] is oh it was over with thanks Mara Chico common rock in oh my god a drink Chico you because I know she do she got I just wanted to buy you a song before but they wouldn't allow me to buy it so I just booked myself you ain't ravenous like a white woman I don't know what the problem is yeah okay hey I see a crescent and you strong treaty - this is the [ __ ] oil I like how you gonna loop in try to go back to sleep and since o'clock in the morning I was that baby yawn always loved ice what's that baby what's going on [ __ ] they let you stay at the car [ __ ] what god damn it you got that goddamn boy look at this [ __ ] beard this thing I got that ball [ __ ] Japanese why the train up being crab legs on his chin What's Up [ __ ] don't you not sneak and record me you got that fine-ass Android like [ __ ] I see that [ __ ] that look like a Chevy Caprice head like you [ __ ] we would walk around the appeal walk around come on out here let's see don't worry about [ __ ] that no you see that look at the car loan is that [ __ ] ready to [ __ ] with my money look like it in this silly bro don't respect yeah we are demon white man except I'm waking this white man work for money your hands up your white man you works for the Negro now looking at winning Wabble me wherever I go hi hi what the world competition excuse me Oh white man [ __ ] it she had the [ __ ] [ __ ] first he's gonna have to write it to Burke first put the shoe up on there [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] come in hello yeah you gotta walk that far they're white man hello god damn y'all wait long way down here this to get off right now yeah [ __ ] top started some [ __ ] what's up there I knew they'd take a bigger bag here out of the core come on white man we're going this way later we all are co-state but that did it see with my feet see what my feet my shoulder speak usually don't say DC I don't know somebody's over speaker what you dumb inhale they're called a ladybug oh I smell like checkers already state NASA's everyone to put their hold it like a white people helping each other I'll put their key number for you yeah why not you do that I think address dude in here dig here look like my oh you may see my brand speak what's all gay all right oppa do the white man camera in this [ __ ] I got a camera I got a camera right now anything about it I got a camera ball for ball for 150 right now I'm a fitness car look this little white bag here with Nick and me yeah baby yeah baby yeah turn the camera baby see what do you see Amalia take a picture with your group home I think go get these zebra get about your camera I'll I know stealth right there just do it from the stage my [ __ ] you can't beep over like that he good yeah see and I went to school for this [ __ ] I thought of work that's all [ __ ] leave a brush you do all these women had a troubled past I feel the energy thinking with it I loved him bringing my work cool out chico got the carry now I am walking out in I will keep the camel right here this Jacksonville y'all care for take a basic going what are you ask for yeah you get the full experience that anybody else y'all [ __ ] we do everything no joke [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] why because they got their camper high as a [ __ ] and if you drop that [ __ ] I'm leaving I'm dropping that white man I'm gonna lose this job I mean look at the phone these offices like yep just go a little bit further now I got a theft look here [ __ ] he back there counted up yep that's over $500 that's building instructional property this [ __ ] this lady who dressed like two different secretaries tonight what you doing after that oh [ __ ] who did it's your birthday happy birthday everybody celebrate the birthday if it's your birthday hello it's your birthday and that's your little birthday twerk Chico come record this time but she danced like Tina from Bob's Burgers do it again don't shout now do it again do it again we got no everywhere oh oh you do dance much like Tina from Bob's Burgers damn dance ain't big but his goose is loose lose food on whose booty we [ __ ] with this make a decedent self-perpetuate everybody you got donor people know what it's Florida why do so many y'all [ __ ] got on them goddamn school caps in here like you're not going to Florida [ __ ] it's winter time in Florida big this y'all went up 75 degrees is cold she say yes [ __ ] you know I love Florida winter break oh they they freak is hell down no they don't she ladies y'all ain't giving up no positive night issue you crazy Monty not you why I'm not [ __ ] with you auntie they are you know well my auntie house auntie Chandra [ __ ] they [ __ ] with the beer rule one to open with the Box fan in that fish they still got the Bucks fans still using they Fox fans timeout did the white man just go home to the biggest camera well [ __ ] it I'm gonna go ahead take a Brit he was right there you go way back oh my god it's not gonna work my dick about what's your name I'm dark say it louder that was [ __ ] oh whoa [ __ ] whoa make some noise for Paul goddamn boy Holly where's Paul Paul's right there he's coming down the UDC ball on the left this [ __ ] right he says [ __ ] ball ball ball there's no girl don't be waving at me if you got it [ __ ] don't be yelling my name crap I'm walking down the aisle the girl like come and give me a hug I'm like that's your man she said don't worry about him no you don't worry about him that's y'all [ __ ] be still get jobs are better [ __ ] than me cuz if I'm never with a chicken see out Carlos front hug and [ __ ] I'm leavin a silo what's real the front hood good [ __ ] why you out with front hood both arms around him [ __ ] dick Carlos worried she said don't biological brothers in here well yes I should know who my brother you know what that was she said wait what you want she said black real problem I true no problem what's wait wait bring it that I got it somebody hit real brothers let me see oh yeah I always try to get all worse yeah [ __ ] if you way up there he got it no the bigger ones come and I've heard their little speech she eat plenty breath away to [ __ ] out now I know it will kill me your real brother in this book I don't know it might just be a [ __ ] she think my brother will see the baby I don't [ __ ] y'all know y'all ain't seen the [ __ ] y'all ever lady don't worry about it I got no what do you want me to pick your birthday with boys clothes food a [ __ ] ot right here uh-huh oh you got his shirt baby right here oh do you touch it and they waited on they've been partying since the aqua loop days they're pumped up for this [ __ ] down here real OG so when a [ __ ] smile he put the gold out fer go ahead not trust this [ __ ] hey Walker you come down to still that it had y'all [ __ ] with that for real that's I gotta come to a party in Jacksonville to see how y'all really do dancing that [ __ ] up in the prom yeah Thank You early they shootin out for some what a bang [ __ ] they shoot up bodies everywhere stop making jackson feel sound like it's just dead right here [ __ ] not everywhere these young you're gonna set it on this beautiful place and quality this uptick and outside [ __ ] you are not a bad [ __ ] if you're still at a Walmart okay see you now know what ya got a lot babies me mother [ __ ] troll so if you still another Walmart I got $50 you give me man [ __ ] can still out a wall but that [ __ ] that did a lot in life boy you know how hard it is tonight you got your own little warm old post-op you nah but I buy something that's stolen [ __ ] [ __ ] is you talking from there you gotta look yourself she didn't bang but [ __ ] that's the point that's really supportive community I'm not putting this made out of digging the Walmart bro when I'm sick hey Puppet even ladies if you're booth and I support you got them you got a family with you come here puddin is just like it's appreciated juice is warm if you like [Applause] [Music] what's your name you think having a bet would be attractive she says she got a bad area that that puts it that better than any with a lot of hair on it please some insulin in your [ __ ] if you got a fat [ __ ] [ __ ] run against Shiva that that's how she over here trying to play would Nick I got a big old fat quiver you think that's what a [ __ ] out here looking for a tea puss is too thin for me he went ma'am Cooper please you got to play with it too much where to get away make it look like he's probably counting some money thing do you know what you do I bet you know what going on spits dog he did talking [ __ ] I'm wonder [ __ ] yeah I got going on a day and there's body food y'all got some [ __ ] going on up there [ __ ] I'm not y'all a lot of yeah they came as a family but they were separated for you to let the white girl go y'all fill out a little bit bug in the early like this is hot B enjoys a they pull this off say today the words we expected put seen on YouTube hey titties was it worth risking your relationship go get me this job Carla yeah you don't regret it 85 cents oh come on [ __ ] [ __ ] in her house no what you doing she's still lying I mean we're yeah busy yeah she's gonna show for little [ __ ] up day his homeboy already the texting man you get a little [ __ ] go Taylor oh y'all man y'all act like y'all speaking from experience a [ __ ] snitch but you weren't there but let me tell you so me tell you something I see Papa - you like a redneck gonna be like right make sure you see me - yeah I hold on let me see PC let me see fellas if you out and you saw your homeboy girl out put another thing it makes the doors you go chill hello [ __ ] make some noise that you ain't gonna say [ __ ] there's that [ __ ] problem you're lying that [ __ ] you a lion man [ __ ] bruh I wish you one big waste of noise two times and I get to paying off the pot what is wrong with you [ __ ] then even a year anko see [ __ ] but Allah say [ __ ] but I see what I'm doing I'm gonna wait until I leave I'm not gonna tell them like what you write you're lying on if that's the case today that's right you better clue cuz I don't my full up and I don't think you gotta say [ __ ] I think you just gotta let her know that you see her like you gotta speak like what's up Tasha what's happening who your boy for cuz you gotta be who your boy with your boy I seen you with you who your man right there in my turn oh you gotta go up and ask what your partner hey what Gregor oh yeah Greg that's my that's a boyfriend right there you painted you I want to hit it later cuz one of these ladies right here said [ __ ] snitched on the ones that don't get quiet man you ain't [ __ ] come on now now you quiet they all know that old are you I want any wrong okay baby one that same then you see your girl man I would another [ __ ] y'all is grades her D football what she got my [ __ ] friends [ __ ] the [ __ ] up in here now [ __ ] that sir excuse me sir I'm sorry but this [ __ ] got us [ __ ] up ma'am could you please go free oh no he's brilliant Freddie look away here Fred look who here that goings out here let's go Jaggers all here whoa where you going go don't leave with you look [ __ ] I dare you [ __ ] and I wish that little [ __ ] would say something [ __ ] will beat your ass come on come up or the whole light B what's that what's up ain't saying [ __ ] I tell you good then you look like a hater ain't gonna do nothing [ __ ] and get back together so this so pick it down or go crane you do it all over again come on [ __ ] be [ __ ] so did you tell him you be like a man ain't even your business like that but your girls legs up here holding hands with a [ __ ] don't you know just put their things I hang up right with you and pick up the phone to call it like Carlos there's no way you got to be a real [ __ ] you got the hold and see that's it Arsenal or [ __ ] that you know this [ __ ] then I wait I add a bit look back see like what you going ha ha [ __ ] gonna do what the [ __ ] I wanna do tonight Nick you stop in October you and then tomorrow with [ __ ] what about your buddies ever with you without the widow girl the robber Buffett of vigor in January [ __ ] you on that turns into wind Arkansas listen [ __ ] what about you pop it open you all you a patient is big ain't doing oh there she is thank you what the argued John I pitch tonight into my life to be waking up is [ __ ] changing I can't believe it I mean waking up ain't no going to goddamn sleep in my man hey wake the [ __ ] up hey what hey Lou no sleep money [ __ ] I gotta go sleep go to sleep oh you go kill yourself I'm telling you [ __ ] waiting sitting on no argument ladies y'all gonna hold and hold all the information y'all appear y'all [ __ ] investigators you just find out everything and just answer [ __ ] all the questions at the same time that's the same coming [ __ ] on the ask you questions they already know the answer to they answer you [ __ ] that investigating cuz they want to run the risk of being wrong so they won't think I'm all investigative [ __ ] and as soon as they get away so I'll think before you leave real quick okay it's some I want to talk to you about ah what your good work you remember like six months ago when you said you'll be I'll be I thought I loved you then to six months ago when you said that you and Carlos so apparently one of my cousins who lived in Jackson field told me that you show you movie and a restaurant was some right woman right you know the foot week pepperoni what are you talking about oh you don't fumble white blue okay don't we take well she sent me a screenshot of y'all look at me look at me [ __ ] and I found potato wedges decide you bang okay so me domine I need my shoulders love [Music] look we hung around he's fooled look when I turn around see they do all the instruments it doing that whole investigation yeah we don't do this that's why we cannot thank you [ __ ] up this [ __ ] hurts the baby can it be in a man like I wish your fish food truck did you find out all this do something why it hurts it got a whole nother for it they've got to get there that's the mostly ladies job to keep secrets like you have no creative oh hey DC by the time you figure out that they big [ __ ] just think it's in bankruptcy to fathers we don't give I'm gonna tell you why I heard felt good you be I adore it there if you are not here doing dirt you wonder who you really want to impose what so [ __ ] I adore fellas why you always become [ __ ] they're gonna [ __ ] she don't never catch you with your fire [ __ ] you just do one but I hung up you make all got no [ __ ] I'll be right back this thing this ain't even the one she did something real good I got another [ __ ] that you gotta see but you guys I guess your [ __ ] maybe the weight on your face you gotta just eat the ugly [ __ ] cuz that's the one you want to be following now you just look like you just [ __ ] around with all of the old really thick that [ __ ] look like a [ __ ] man then your girl stop good or become stupid all this beauty course you don't me with this [ __ ] monster face [ __ ] oh don't let it be fine though sit on a baby mama really well you know what any is that ugly baby mama [ __ ] gone for right on time you ain't no use for nothing but you need is a [ __ ] real women that night that [ __ ] hurt a woman in any case be wishes that you were the ugly bear this [ __ ] will crush up cuz she gotta go listen to my homegirls talk [Music] baby crush is Beach he cheated on me with the fish you got burnt Oh women be heartless they don't give a [ __ ] about - [ __ ] boy they're going to hell right now [ __ ] they're gonna be talking [ __ ] I tell you I tell you what ain't burned up don't eat it see oh there oh yeah they don't laugh at this [ __ ] I won't talk about you that's what does [ __ ] happen in Chicago ladies you ever been to San Finch and your man girls look better than using a realization now every time you decide fishing was worse - you see ok thank you thank you thank you to the tower Hitler better jump on the home they can't take it inside bit look better to them yeah I know what I saw I don't do this if he knew it like tell me please sad chick be cold as hell she - [ __ ] - keep you for being with nobody for humble didn't think it Edna guys go [ __ ] around fellas you ever get caught up you turn into a home humble and think turn it to a deacon you know just go to church give my life to get it up try to run around in these streets outside I do better look at me look at me a knife I learned I never do this [ __ ] again whatever you need me to clever be a better man alright you know I'm going through a lot Robert just don't leave me baby hey never told me you caught he'll need trailers Flint what you want me to do I mean Aria told you who I were you back that's very rare though you know most [ __ ] don't sell the fishery is my first meal [ __ ] just be like yeah whatever you need to hear this you gotta count there is no you ain't [ __ ] you just got good intentions all right fellas if you ain't [ __ ] and Brisbane ain't [ __ ] it's a woman I didn't eat that [ __ ] because you are shitty though stop the ladies first of all y'all really ain't [ __ ] I'll goose it and try to guard up [ __ ] around y'all do dirty [ __ ] dirty [ __ ] like you wanna hold [ __ ] that one gets your job you've been [ __ ] in the car as your [ __ ] break right Harding lost darling the goddamn back of a 96 excursion [ __ ] like a love football your lunch free women is low now when they cheat then hit from just reload if he [ __ ] a [ __ ] with no car that mean you really like this figure you want it picked a digna you mean you cheat on me with [ __ ] you gotta go get she like that [ __ ] look that's why this [ __ ] be hurt with your girl Chino and she actually liked that big oh yeah well make up words you don't give a [ __ ] bout that girl he cheating on you with big of my face of gangsta [ __ ] like yeah I [ __ ] up what you wanna jump that [ __ ] you want to jump off she like that so that it's a free though adesh that's what I think you're gonna hear his name would you see out with the neck hey this one's your homeboy be saying with you in the car with you he catch you with it [ __ ] it's the game like a [ __ ] talking fix it well I think I don't even got no cos she's going to pick him up began to put the grip hey Rob I asked for some money station yeah and then she played this [ __ ] rent [Music] [Music] [Music] what is that my shot but what's up on the house band on in to their mom or dad hola Chico we gotta do that [ __ ] with the like a bacon and the light fertilize down started [ __ ] lies down need to make this [ __ ] real clear turn the lights down looking for you are down this old rooms of the eb-5 stop so you want to thank everybody in Jacksonville for coming out tonight and having a good time with us but this one is dedicated to all the ladies out there Sheila or cheats on and think I would have taken you action is like [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] don't go nowhere Oh before Yardley turn the lights down we gotta get this [ __ ] oh so you got to show the world it would deck the field to see it for $85 so two folk singers of all time Dutch Mose man and let us know y'all [ __ ] what else we smoked let's go let's go right here fellas we'll see y'all 2019 we out this [ __ ] 2020 here we come they look like they're dead put the phone [Music] [Applause] [Music] give it up anyone know so I'm on I'm Josh you feel you got the hall in 1585 forget it now we love your tax bill so dr. 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Channel: The 85 South Comedy Show

Views: 4,554,054

Rating: 4.8309746 out of 5

Keywords: nigerian, comedy, dcyoungfly, karlousmiller, mtv2, wildnout, podcast, chicobean, kevinhart

Id: 5icAa3G2X8E

Length: 133min 51sec (8031 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 03 2020