Like A Squid Out of Hell || Baldur's Gate 3 #1

[Music] thank you let's see it narrative experience printing story before combat I mean I'm definitely going to get my ass wrecked on this but let's try balance and see if not that works for us egg e oh elephants right that's a good Yankee mindful mind flayer tadpoles oh oh no oh no oh no I don't like this oh you oh and of course we're seeing this specifically through the POV of an eye so we can guess what's about to happen it's gonna go right up on me oh no no oh don't like that ew yeah there we go we're off we're going we're going it's been an hour and a half [Music] foreign is that a spaceship oh no yeah no sorry my guy I think you might be [ __ ] a little bit that was The Wilhelm scream really okay literal Wilhelm scream he's Yankee so for those who don't know the geeth Yankee are ancestral enemies of the mind flayers and they hunt them and try and kill them whenever they can oh ow okay oh maybe they're coming for the other gif [Music] oh [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] oh I don't want to get off here one of the [ __ ] hell planes I thought we were going to start in Baldur's Gate but okay okay girl we need to get you better clothes my head it's the pool that thing came from the parasite now Rising behind your eye let's investigate before we touch it skill checks General tutorials some skill check dice roll exceed or meatball skills okay yeah no I don't think I'm hit that I don't know what that is you noticed nothing more than meets the eye then I am not going to reach towards it because I have enough mind flare things in oh alt to highlight ah something good give me your stuff Jade I'll take it examine has advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects automatically attack an enemy level 8 mind flayer psionic tyrants slavers and interdimensional voyagers that feed off the brains of thinking creatures most belong to a hive mind Colony devoted to an elder brain and all work towards the goal of achieving The Grand Design their dream of once more controlling Empires that span the Multiverse 19 int Jesus breathe deep and move everyone made it out alive sphinct I mean I know it is one I know it is a sphincter but I feel better cool where are my hit points actually there okay perform just a small town girl living in a lonely world foreign but yeah I got that a viscous chair I don't want to sit in it but I'm gonna he I'm sure you are but I'm busy Goblin weak selfish humanoids though they often serve stronger Races they crave power and abuse what Authority they have okay rain jar uh die [ __ ] off oh room sleep schematic of a nautilo it flashes into your mind okay what else is here we are here yeah but you can you can wait you can hang on a second [Music] foreign I'll help you in just a second I just need to get gross and I hate them hey how are you doing humanoid high oh oh oh you're oh that's a okay that's a um all right yeah you that um hi [Music] maybe don't get too close because he seems to be still moving yeah you've come to save us from this place from this place you'll free us the exposed brain Quivers an expectation please before they return they return I don't want them I um a newborn you from this husk you realize you're talking to an intellect Devourer a minion of the Mind flares who abducted you oh you sound afraid why I want to kill you but I'm also too curious to see what will happen so I think you're past the point of saving think tell me what to do from this case free us uh uh just take a little investigation roll on that one first shall we a swelling of the brain causing pressure where it strains against the shell of the skull um Advantage cool hey natural 20. first one of the evening uh and it's a brain extraction oh the brain lifts from us is an opportunity you could [ __ ] the strange creature making it more subservient should it prove a threat see that might be really smart and sensible to do uh that might be a very very clever that's not really this character's style I think like they this character is a talker like they they talk people around to their point of view they wouldn't do like a knife in the back in that way to miss us friend the creature pauses listening or something behind your eyes seizes in recognition we must go to the helm we all need it the brain tenses as though querying an unseen advisor do you not hear it we will not survive here we are needed to navigate we are needed to leave this round I would like to leave actually that's yes we are us okay we'll call you us then how will we go we are going to the home we shall do that because if you can get us out of literally hell that would be good if you could do that I would like you to where is the helm exactly this way I guess no why would she friend [Music] don't walk into the okay the controls are gonna take a second to get used to yeah I'm on fire what I don't know what to do about that I really shouldn't be able to tell my guy just to walk into fire like that that really I feel like there should be like a confirmation hey are you sure you want to do that before you wander into fire that's our gift friend they seem to have recovered this is Visions brush past Dragon swing a silver sword and a flash of your face seen through the strange woman's eyes [Music] what is this [Music] blesses me this day together might survive who am I your only chance of survival what made you think it was a thrall we carry my recites we are cleansed our bodies and Minds will be tainted and twisted within days we will begin mind flayers we're turning into mind flares uh must be something we could do about that please we can do nothing until we that must be our priority first for that thing it will remain tame as long as it believes we are thralls it may be of use in the fight to come thank you okay fighting time are you gonna give me a tutorial on that or I just do I just have to figure it out fair enough okay doesn't it Whispers your ass yeah he took a save jerk uh I guess we just party inspiration our friend here a Bard has inspired you new bonuses but now to your reactions list and your turn and then mind flayer thing you go kill that thing would you that's about all you can do okay [Music] there we go here we go there we go easy enough I wasn't anticipating a hard fight surprisingly I wish I could control the camera a little bit more freely I want to look up like if dragons are flying overhead or whatever because you need to get out before it's too late auto save thank you are we gonna have like a little boss fight no go through the door please [Music] okay I feel like the highlighting is like business [Music] oops so I guess one of the buttons was like in Rage check it out you you get me out of this Captain we have no time for stragglers instruction is too alien nothing looks familiar this ship is crashing do you intend to die for a stranger yep you might as well be trapped in Demon webs there's no helping you that's a draw option okay okay more combat help would be nice you know the console appears dormant the mechanisms are completely unrecognizable at first but then you spy an empty socket hit it smack it nothing the console remains dormant then what was the point of the empty socket then that socket must power this thing okay so what fits in the socket see how about this room then because that seems to be going to the helm so what about this way hi [Music] how you doing a gold key I'll take that hey made of precious stone and covered in Gold okay so that's actually kind of oh no so it's actually worthless this thing what it's covered in gold and gold how's however okay that's too heavy to carry around then I just wanted the stuff that was inside it part of you recognizes it as a bigger component of Submachine aha as he place your hand on the Pod you hear something presence connected to the Pod commanding the person inside change oh no [Music] oh no oh no change to the pull of a lever how if we are not purified this may be Our Fate well that's no good is this to be Our Fate dazed okay so I can't do anything about that okay the console appears dormant insert the Rune into the socket haha puzzle solved purpose will it free the captain or Transformer like that other unfortunate I mean she's probably dead by the way but let's just try Arcana on this I would like this to work yay volcanic lines of the device make it seem more like a beating heart than a machine uh-huh is different from the one that caused the other captive to transform will open the nearby pod uh-huh only you feel a hideous squirming in your head and discomfort fades sensation washes over you connection Authority I would like them oh no being implanted with the Mind flare tadpole is a fate worse than death isn't it yeah yeah it is open please please please difficulty too oh don't don't be the first one okay okay yeah no this part is opening the [ __ ] up feel the biomechanical brain of the process your command and yield to it shiver runs across your mind feel sated that was the most open that part has ever been in his existence hey how you doing I thought that damn thing was going to be my coffin thank you gratitude is weariness because you have a gift with you dangerous company hang on let's just deal with the fact that we just did psychic stuff did you feel that just now we were in each other's heads I did it must be because of those parasites they put in US they'll have to wait I need to get off the ship first let me come with you we can get off this ship and watch each other's backs along the way yeah all right then let's get going I'm Target Shadow heart one moment that just means you're getting a funky brain sex oh the gayest sex it's nothing trust me enough of this chatter we need to get to the helm now she's right lead on cool uh what are you cleric excellent and what do you have you have Shield of Faith good guiding bold good resistance sacred flame charm person healing word inflict wounds guidance blessing of the trickster aha okay so we are a cleric of the cleric of the trickery domain cool interesting a domain shared by Wicked chaotic and mischievous deities alike those who Channel trickery specialize in deception and lose in Magic indeed she has Fey ancestry because she is what L for half elf hi half elf okay fear of wolves Shadow Hearts scalp prickles with fear when she encounters wolves if she's within nine meters of a Lupine creature she must make a wisdom savings or become frightened oh good thing I'm not a druid then or uh Ranger honestly you don't need to worry like I'm the main character of reality so things don't progress unless I'm around cerebral aquariums you [Music] okay I mean you're probably the better Authority on [ __ ] mind players so oh yeah yeah nasty way to go [Music] we must escape now do it we will deal with the gate after we escape connect the nerves nerves foreign [Music] number of turns and he's not gonna attack us about it okay so basically we're just dashing are we nice very good let's spend a spell slot and try and frighten that thing yes good be scared you [ __ ] keep going or dead or be dead dead is also good and let's just try not to get into the blast zone of what those two are doing [Music] breath don't waste a step [Music] okay dash dash dash dash dash I like them oh hurry before they strike yeah um increase Armor class nah I don't think we need that with the imps we're probably good but you go smack those around would you be true blood comes easy these days after me on the move that you do foreign if you move around that thing right now so let's not do that how's that thing doing on health ooh not so good we could just wait until the he kills the Mind player for us and then warp out but who knows how well that's gonna go for us we'll let the gift Yankee do the connecting to the thing oh I can still Dash even though I oh okay well we have plenty of turns so we're probably good you uh you guys just hang around uh you just spend your movement on something and mess about [Music] and now you miss uh GIF could you go do that [Music] hey buddy foreign [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] well okay as you wake the tadpoles squirms in your skull who cast feather fall exactly other than the infection you're more or less intact a miracle given everything you've been through but it'll all be for nothing if you don't find help soon and a better outfit death sentence and the clock is ticking you need a cue yes I do so we've escaped the hells on an auto Lloyd and crashed somewhere back in the material plane we need to explore the area who's we there's just me here inspiration what okay let's see when a character performs an action that's true to their background they gain experience points and receive inspiration inspiration may be spent to re-roll in the ability to check if you can have a maximum of four if you're at your maximum completing background goals only Grant's experience okay let's see and he's stuff flying around here no okay uh healing word ah [ __ ] my character would I'm a charlatan I'm a I'm a thief I'm a just take a little shot at it what are you doing checking if you were alive is what I was doing I'm alive yes thank you for the concern speaking of how are we alive perhaps it was some dramatically timed divine intervention the Divine tend to keep their interventions close to the chest so I suppose it's not impossible what happened to our gift friend instead of calling her a friend looks like she ran off without us do you have any we should look for her she might be injured or Worse nah that's not really what my character would say do you have any idea where we are no I don't recognize this place but anything's an improvement on where we just came from first things first we need supplies shelter and most of all A Healer we might have escaped but we still have these little monsters in our heads we you want to stay together you know and we both know what's at stake can't think of better company all right sure one thing just before we go I wanted to thank you again for freeing me it would have been all too easy for you to run right past my pod but you didn't I remember that lead the way I'm a Bard I need someone to tank for me actually what we need is like a tiara or some kind of fancy Hat Thing recipe unlocked suspension of Mur grass all right see the inventors of all party members in the party View oh cool and I should level up also probably but what exactly suspension of thing potion appealing business [Music] touching little of the substance to the lift you begin to hear muffled pulses of sound dorbs of thoughts belonging to those nearby okay well deal with that later level up [Music] okay let's grab ourselves some more Magic I'll get fairy fire anyway so I want yeah I think I want sleep actually I think we'll take sleep um see replace spell I mean what would I change it for what's next [Music] let's see Channel Divinity excellent turn Undead invoke duplicity cool yeah I like to be able to debuff a bit okay so far so good now intellect devour over there is that our friend well air quotes around friend but what now shanties for the [ __ ] Queen okay hang on I need to see this and we're all row with a spray upon the next and we all roll with the spirit and we all roll with the sea beneath our feet and the [ __ ] Queen stays the storm seems like it will be rolling wave mother wave mother lashes to the prow we asked sail your skirt if you alive wave mother whether sink us if you will our skull your skulls are yours with bride and sin to fill oh this is these are sex songs Souls away and anchor still the wind move move the well at the Beach Queens will will gladly wait years and days till the pitch Queen brings the waves hey ho she told us so hey ho she told us so yeah no those are sailor songs foreign letter Psy I love you there I said it if you meet me tomorrow I'll say it again and again and keep on saying until we're old and gray so let's do it let's go to Baldur's Gate I know it's risky but so is staying here the last few months have been hard but they're always a little easier when you're there leave your boat and meet me at the hill overlooking the old bridge bring whatever you can carry we'll make do without the rest don't be late Anna oh sorry about that buddy I'll um I'll if I meet her I'll I'll tell her uh that you're not coming I should probably have uh Shadow heart carry some of this stuff eventually all those wretched things 26 gold yeah now now they're hostile right all right time to scout come out my face protects me no I don't want you to steal from her Jesus of course I never free for the taking yeah but I want you to attack it though thank you stay back okay so that's all I've got here let's get you some inspiration and then you can go into The Fray or maybe we're both in The Fray okay nothing will stand in my way perhaps our survival is in such a distant Prospect okay time to use some healing potions do I not have like a quick bar for items oh there actually abducted nobleman you'll have money yeah and a silver locket for Papa oh no oh you step in a surface that could become dangerous affected by elements like fire or lightning most surfaces like this can be washed away with water that would be this stuff the mysterious liquid okay wait are they spent they're not spent on it right a leather helmet extra for dexterity saving throws no no they're not spent good can I sort this somehow yes I can okay sort by type please thank you okay uh Shadow heart could you carry a sec I'm I'm walking around with a small Arsenal here I'll give it a shot what do we have here is this a Teleport point okay oh yesterday maybe there's another entrance difficult okay yeah I don't think let's let's put some guidance on that shall we I can't uh barting inspiration myself oh give it a shot oh oh let's just uh foreign maybe maybe we want to be careful about see that was a little close what's happening huh time has dampened this spear Sheen but the center glow is a faint blue the Magic in exudes feel old terrible and divine the spear was given to its previous owner for his unerring loyalty even after death want the key uh now I think I might want to leave something the matter oh we can talk cool what's the story with that odd little artifact you have there's no story none that you're entitled to hear anyway just forget you ever saw it okay we should get to know each other a little more sweetie no harm in a little mystery don't you think ah trickery domain okay we have to rely on each other easier if we knew each other as well easy is often less interesting besides with plenty of reason to rely on each other already you can't confide in just anyone about a monster in your head you're deflecting are you hiding something from me maybe I'd like to get to know you better or do we want to flirt or do we want to be incisive actually I think we'd be smart not to press it just yet thank you I'm sure we'll get along perfectly well my faith will guide me anyway Let's uh let's just let's just cut I I was getting Vibes in there thank you I ever believe this again I wish I could there we go okay now I can see around a little bit like there's such nice environments out here I want to look at them we'll we'll go back to that tomb later when we have like maybe more than two people just because you know the door had a DC of 20. I feel like that's a signal right a signal that says hey maybe think twice it's a nearly dead mind flare player and it's hurt that thing's bound to be dangerous you approached the dying monster this is the thing that abducted you hey [ __ ] and it's life here and now if only you didn't feel compassion compassion no I should be pretty pissed at that thing I think it's [ __ ] with me yeah feel hate and you deserve to be punished for it to be whipped made to Bow before this creature in shame assessing your mind forcing you to love it but then the feeling slips the creature's mind seems to focus elsewhere hey Shadow heart uh concentrate on it I don't have a lot of intelligence but I'll give it a shot please give me guidance for this I just want to not get oh oh well it's not a critical failure oh well try to break through but its mind is impenetrable with a last surge of defiance it slaps your efforts away I wonder what would happen if I had critical feel that the monster lies exhausted defeated its eyes wet orange pearls radiate malice let's get it dead shall we Oh I thought you were gonna stab it okay I remember you from the character creation screen hello hurry and I've got one of those brain things called in the grass you can kill it can't you like you killed the others kill it yourself you'll look capable enough I was hoping for a kind soul well not to worry uh dexterity I think Will Roll dexterity on this one so close to the Natural 20. I saw you on the ship strutting about whilst I was trapped in that pot and those tentacle freaks do to me you have it backwards they snatched me up too I'm not an idiot your mind twists prowling busy streets you try to hold the memory but it fades to the worm the light the fear what was that what's going on it's the Mind flayer's worm it's connected us the worm of course that explains things someone think I was ready to decorate the ground with your innards I apologies glad to see we're all caught up now indeed we are please allow me to introduce myself my name's a Starion I was in Baldur's Gate when those beasts snatched me your your voice is too horny my friend good Lord a pleasure so do you know anything about these worms yes unfortunately they'll turn us into mind flayers into cross it'll turn me into a monster what else did I expect although it hasn't happened yet if we can find an expert someone that can control these things there might still be time control it we need to get rid of it well yes of course but first things first well odds are better together I guess you know I was ready to go this alone but maybe sticking with the herd in such a bad idea and you seem like a useful person to know all right I accept lead on Neato trust no one let's level you up vampire boy and he's a rogue of course so he has cunning actions cool and but not much else on him he's a level two Rogue high elf foreign he's another charlatan birds of a feather a scared boar I didn't have I had to speak with animals right yeah hey buddy how you doing you're right there oh why calm down I won't hurt you you wrote the same too many of my kind died because of your Spears but not me oh didn't want to talk oh I can talk with animals it's too much fun so the overgrown ruins are an option or we can go out past where those goblins were rather not go past the Goblins right now I'm still not sure about whether I should challenge I should try the dungeon because it feels like again like that dz20 lock kinda has me worried oh oh that uh that seems active approach the sigil on the stone magic Glitters and swirls from it erratically is it malfunctioning it looks slightly dangerous I'd yeah maybe maybe I don't want to touch that right now at least not without you know saves coming a little bit approach the sigil on the stone yeah well I actually take damage from that oh a hand anyone uh this is very you remember that scene in Majora's Mask with the guy who's in the toilet guidance please whatever you're doing is working wonders now a quick little pull should do the trick please be a fighter or something purple where's the option to just high-five him hello I'm Gail of waterdeep apologies be better at this at introductions at Magic don't I in a manner of speaking you're on the North load as well you don't trust this man draw your weapon no never mind then I was yes then I can only assume you two were on the receiving end of a rather unwelcome Insurgent in the ocular region I couldn't have phrased it more repellently myself no you sugarcoating it is there in 30 we speak of this are you aware that after a period of exclusive excruciating gestation it will turn us into mind flayers yeah I I know that's known as ceramorphosis and let me assure you it is to be avoided cleric by any chance do you a doctor surgeon uncannily adroit with a knitting needle oh I like his animation I seem to know enough about our condition to realize it's beyond most cleric skills most no doubt but I find myself hoping to be in the presence of the few you don't happen to be one of them no I can tend to basic wounds and ailments but alien parasites I'm afraid not established few enough can it's not exactly a common Affliction we're most certainly going to need a Healer and soon too how about we lend each other a helping hand once more and look for a Healer together so you're definitely a sorcerer sounds like a plan you're welcome to join me most Dex parasite shared is a parasite halved or something to that effect oh but before you think you're about to embark on a journey with most ill-mannered a man thank you for pulling me out of that stone there's an act of foresighted kindness I assure you I have a feeling ample opportunities will present themselves for me to return the favor well aren't you a smooth talker he's definitely a sorcerer well first in Magic are you ah yeah I am yes I am what do you mean what do you mean I'm not yes I am I'm a Bard [ __ ] off okay no matter to worry the unlettered over if you meet any Elder Wizards oh he is a wizard oh no there is a master I'd like to seek advice on from a master so he is a wizard really and you shall find me indeed he is good Lord what do you mean not versed in Magic [ __ ] off damn so people in chat are saying that he's hated apparently and I can see why like this guy like oh oh boy I can see why someone will be like hey [ __ ] you buddy I can absolutely see why and he's an evocation wizard too Jesus okay well hey it does mean I can cast Fireball without hurting people so sup oh or I can change I could make him oh I could make him a necromancer illusion Transportation conjuration divination enchantment but since evocation is the default I'll go with that for him also kind of seems to like with a personality like his it would be either evocation or Illusion I think but I do like having a I want to have a fireball wizard available you know let's see magic yeah you have to have magic Missile that is that's mandatory I'm sorry you have to have that for now let's get you some burning hands as well so you've got Greece okay Thunder Wave sleep you don't need sleep I do the sleeping around here with as many people as I can give me one real situation that can't be solved with Fireball yeah yeah no like well actually if you cast Fireball on the thing that's burning it will burn down so completely that you that's the problem is solved that like it's no longer burning because all the fuel is consumed you're gonna do evocation you're gonna do it right ahead moving ahead okay see Supply pack I will take that oh that's a person in a cage oh okay let's um zoru was right yellow is a toad and twice as ugly things dangerous leave it for the Goblins to kill Hounds in response to the prisoner's White Horse dare ellipse don't move yet you hear her voice get rid of them under elf later what I can't I only have [ __ ] intimidation okay what about persuasion what about hey don't kill us actually what about hey maybe okay I guess being a drow has a disadvantage here huh excellent and guidance that's where friends works I mean I still win but you know demise come I miss her now enough caulking get me down say please never [Laughter] huh all right listen just how do I do that exactly can I shoot the cage and these things have stayed interesting the tadpole hasn't yet scrambled all your senses auspicious but the longer we wait the more it consumes my people possess the cure for this infection I must find a crash you will join me say please she obviously sees your kindness as weakness don't let her take advantage a simple thank you wouldn't go amiss you may as well suggest a wyvern bow to worms The Cure I offer will suffice his thanks that's the gif what exactly is a crush in grounds Co is clear when infected with a gate tadpole we must report to Augustine for purification fine you are full up dismiss your weakest Warrior how about you wait at my camp we can speak there I mean [ __ ] but I need a fighter like I need a frontliner I have a little bit too many back liners here uh but okay very well but heed my words the honed ones mentioned a camp one there this zoriel has seen get Yankee a crispy near I must interrogate this story our very lives depend on it or I could do the talking do not keep me waiting I could do the talking and then you could like not immediately threaten to kill everyone you see how about that how about we do that that way it's like instead of intimidating and tormenting these people right but then I'll need I right I have the roadside Cliffs so I can get back here right let's try that let's see what happens at camp General tutorial at your Camp you can take a long rest and fully heal your party you can also manage party members Advanced relationship with the companion store items and eventually change your character and recruit more followers okay okay what do we have here Old Tower I guess I could sleep inside those walls is this a thing of like you build up your Camp to be better and better over the course of the game that will be cool a rickety chair Invasion plans for the sword hang on what this map of the sword course sprawls from the deep forth to tethier to The Frigid spine of the world is topography worn by ancient ink and concentrate between yeah no but why who has Invasion plans for the sword Coast why do they have Invasion plans for the sword Coast traveler's chest would that be our storage uh [Music] uh wow okay what the hell whose stuff is this is this all mine what did that come from oh Deluxe oh right [ __ ] that's true I did actually I did buy the deluxe edition uh okay nothing special about it it just looks a little fancy I mean I'll take that that's cool Okay so not no no no no not where no oh my God okay remove from where is there some way to select multiple items at the same time I think shift click should add to Wares without menu oh really doesn't seem to I what oh it's I see double click to equip but then you can so then I guess you can control click and then you can ah then you can manage multiple things at a time good it's it doesn't match my look okay good Lord that was a bunch of things nothing overpowered thankfully right I am enjoying the latest addition to our little group leisel is delightful in a very look at me twice now dismember you kind of way of course tell me about yourself who wants to tell magistrate back in the city it's all rather tedious what despite the being obviously a vampire thing because it's pretty odd like your teeth are like I mean every time you talk okay uh hmm well I am a Bard and I have like most of the Rogue skills please just stay here I guess I'll spend my evenings lounging here well you do all the hard work it sounds awful and then we'll take the warrior I mean I'm kind of I kind of don't want to take the fighter with us to talk to the people in that camp because I feel like but I do want to fight her I want someone to Frontline for me and the cleric like maybe isn't enough okay chatter already Tuskegee you look so unusual let's not let's not let's that's a little insensitive let's not do that do you know much about mind flares I understand much beyond your comprehension more to the point crash to observe more and question less if you don't like Lazelle you can get a different Frontline character but she's past no country and I listen I never said I don't like her I just think she's an [ __ ] but that's cool come along like like she's a dick like that rules that's fun some things on my mind because Yankee joining our company a collaboration I'd have anticipated but a welcome one nonetheless let's see tell me a bit more about yourself let's see I hail from waterdeep City of splenders I am a wizard of considerable Acclaim and Scholar of exceptional accomplishments you're level two dude I have a good glass of wine and if the mood takes me I'm known to try my hand at poetry oh I see why people don't like you I like you though you're a [ __ ] I like you oh don't stop there you must have many stories to tell about your adventures as an arc Mage didn't that paint enough of a picture try peering into his mind if you won't open up you'll sneak in let's not do that that that's a little violating nazelle has a dangerous look in her eyes let's just hope she reserves those impulses for any common foes what do you think of all that's happened to us so far we haven't gone all that far yet what are you referring to exactly I don't know we've literally gone from the from a different plane to this one that seems like some distance you must have thought about our little stowaways Must Die thinking about it won't help we know what to do so let's do it find a way to rid ourselves with these things I'm not too hopeful that a gift crash will actually prove our salvation but plus keeping in mind hmm what would you do if we actually managed to remove the tadpoles I suppose we'd go our separate ways not a slight on your company of course no reason for us not to stay together if we get on well gate there's someone waiting for me there someone I have to reach as soon as possible seems personal I won't pry if it's something you don't want to talk about thank you and you're right it's a delicate matter not something for light conversation how am I holding up in your estimations you're not the kind of company I'd keep willingly but all things considered you'll do oh don't flirt with me and I haven't forgotten that you saved my life aboard the nautily perhaps I'll be able to return the favor at some point [Music] Okay cool so how do I leave there okay uh I don't think we'd really need to rest yet okay just puts us right back where we were good excellent lovely oh my accent oh twisting Vines oh it's like okay so ungroup I'm the best sneaker you are an excuses just being careful like my mum always said you both twice as tall as me but I'm off that Bloody backbone but we don't know what that thing even is and what about the Crypt I'm telling you it's a ship and a crypt can wait Mari and bartner be trying to break in for days now we stop got ourselves competition already that's our ship what ship is full of monsters I wouldn't go near it oh we're we're putting all of the advantages on this well uh in that case come on you lot no point in getting killed second worm gets the cheese and all um second mouse gets the cheese no nobody's getting any damn cheese now move it well it would have been quicker to kill them yeah but now we don't have to get arrow shot into us which is nice I like to not have arrows it's shot into me ah there we go oh this is what you need feather fall for right hello hmm Bard performance yes oh we have to we have to obviously we have to not that it's a difficult role but you know hang on while I find the key charlatan yes excellent I gained inspiration yay the house you're dead oh what why come on I just fooled you a little bit uh honestly I am taking you out non-lethally whether you like it or not right yes good foreign oh he brought friends oh well there you go right well there goes the non-lethal option really I'm attacking him from behind and it doesn't okay yeah KO to you buddy we weren't here excruciatingly precise lines bring this portraits Undead subject to life despite his empty eye sockets you can almost swear that his gaze follows you judgmentally yeah but it's a nice he looks like a nice Lich to me oh there's a lot of them actually [Laughter] the door he coded his arrows in poison I'm trying to poison the door hahaha oh yeah sure you do that dude oh I moment well I don't want to go to Camp though I don't want to go to Camp I just want to wait for them to spend all their resources oh oh they can open it ah well yeah sorry I I'm kind of gonna need you to not be alive ow and now that you blocked the door damn it okay how much health does she have left five to try and take her out yeah sorry I really didn't want to have to kill you all I really want you to know I tried I tried very hard to be non-lethal about this is a little sad yeah let's just do that shall we because now they have to go and open the door again which gives us a little time to recover what the hell well that's the only healer okay so how do I oh you throw the potion at oh okay well all right 25 okay so there's a big risk of missing oh come on hello disadvantage on your ranged attacks thank you and get dazed loser oh what really Swift swiftly now okay I can't really get there so time to press ahead [Music] nice one yeah that's outside of my range vicious mockery it is that's not a mockery that's a threat it's not the same thing ah I really didn't want to kill you but Journey Through the Jungle how long is this okay not long Sun had just Fallen below the Horizon when I first heard its call a thousand Reed pipes at once whistling a single beautiful terrible song Ooh talong said jaw it's coming jaw dropped her pack and scurried out the nearest bitter with a bit more effort I climbed a tree of my own and the two of us surveyed the grassy ground beneath awoo there it was again above and beneath and all around so close my skull vibrated from the sound the ferns and foliage under me rippled and swayed jaw had the finger to her lips to demand my silence and in one motion it snatched her a Vine a tentacle it hardly mattered the hunter had found its prey jaw screamed swelled and then faded at uluth along and dragged her away I leapt down to give Chase but the creature left no mark behind the grasses were on trample the shot rubbeds unbroken I had only the memory of that harrowing call to guide me honestly why must it always end in violence mortally you eyewitness account of the ball spawn crisis oh hello The Guild seal on the inside of the cover belongs to a printmaking collective in Baldur's game of course I remember I knew the second that girl was walking the sheepy trouble little thief always in everyone's business and that ward of gorion went right along with her no surprise awakened God's blood was running in their veins are always the first ones to come to mind you know what this all started with a bit of iron in Nashville everyone thought their weapons would rot out of their hands back then I thought the problem was bad trade never took the man for a son of Bal you dare speak that name to me my mistress was turned to Ash fighting those forsaken wretches I curse Bal I curse are in radicals and I curse you hostile vampire Muslims five Tor tether to pieces I don't think anyone expect more bottle spawn showing up would fix the war that packed them started then again they were all inclined to killing each other eh good riddance here's hoping that every last one of them has been wiped off the face of faerun saradosh merchant return I'm not authorized to be talking about any murder with someone like you take it up with a sea Tower if you want to argue but honestly who cares if a ball spawn got it stuck to them their father's The Killing Type after all several hundred more interviews follow most of them terse ah reference to Baldur's Gate and worst ones no more prayers only silence it's been Lonesome to be a forgotten God who are those prayers for normally the patron God is obvious here ancient indecipherable text covers the plaque a dead tongue whoever worshiped here must be long gone [Music] okay in her in life her service had been impeccable daily did she devote herself to the lady of loss daily did she free herself from the tyranny of memory all in time was lost to her her relations her preferences even her own name upon the altar of her devotion placed she the ultimate offering her emptied mind and when she died she awoke and death and found herself standing in the pale and Faded city of judgment she waited for the lady of lost to retrieve her a million souls and more Pastor in colorless gusts but no hand materialized in her hand no voice whispered instructions in her ear no guidance proffered herself from the bleached and Barren Sky time immaterial time passed around her like air coming and going and still the goddess did not come for her devotee kelimvor pity pitied her as much as the lord of the Dead is able but could not intervene this cleric of the lady of loss unclaimed despite her worthiness might yet have one more lesson to learn that of not forgetting but being forgotten see do you not recognize the language on the plaque c c find dust coats the pages of this weathered book beneath the bone white powder hundreds of short obituaries are recorded in tiny script drobian Tipple illmeter drowning evayne Arkansas fever I guess those are the things that claimed them things that caused their deaths aha what was that I don't like the sound of that noise but I bet it opened the door mildly worried mildly concerned [Music] I think this is a good place to save the game and probably given how long we've been going this is probably for those who are watching on YouTube also a good place to call the episode to a close so if you've enjoyed hanging out in the world of Baldur's Gate 3 with me you can hit the like comment and or subscribe buttons down below if you're watching on Twitch you get more right the hell now but if you want more right now on YouTube well become a channel member there's an outside chance that a few more extra episodes might be available for you uh you can also subscribe on Twitch to get access to the vods of these streams where this stuff is happening including stuff that doesn't get recorded in the episodes on YouTube but you don't have to do either of those things I'm just happy that you've watched this far thanks for watching Remember to be kind to one another have solidarity with those who are worse off than yourselves and may the tides of History wash gently over us all

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Id: lINZt6MEtxM

Length: 87min 42sec (5262 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 24 2023