Let's Play All of Bloodborne

oh yes pale blue well you've come to the right place yarnum is the home of blood administration you need only unravel its mystery but there's an outsider like yourself to begin what a nice old man easy with a bit of yarn and blood of your own he's just here to help but first you'll need a contract oh god my hair what's going on with this lad oh he's hit the the wax a little too hard this sounds like a bad day on the toilet like that's after burrito night i need that [ __ ] as pronounced as possible oh my god this is an older jim carrey and he's got a big smile this is what happened to jim carrey since the events of the last sonic movie the forest has not been kind to him jim scary this is scary jim carrey whatever happens you may think it all come here is all fine your dog uh just wants a cuddle you forgot to give him one before you went to bed tonight so clumsy jim did you remember to feed the babies the twins are hungry the triplets they're quadruplets how many children have you got you ah you found yourself why is there so many notes here oh no a lot of people have died i think karate chopping this guy that's what all the blood's for uh yeah we're not gonna cause a fuss oh he's still looking at me funny oh no no no no no i don't think there's much i could do there he's been sure yeah jim's having a bad day some animals you can't save an abandoned doll as gifts from the messengers choose one trick weapon saw cleaver the hunter axe or the threaded kane uh we're gonna go the big boy axe and they're offering us a firearm do we want a pistol or a blunderbuss pistol seems significantly better i think i want a handgun oh so i can two-hand it yarn them headstone where can i select the location and yarn let's head on back i'm scared okay he's not that scary he's not that scary get him down oh we can just be fancy with this no i need to know how to be fancy first i need i need to learn the lamp now transports you back to 100 stream upon debt you awaken at this lamp okay so this is this is bonfire equivalent oh you must be a hunter and not one from around here on either i'm gilbert a fellow outsider you must have had to find how are you doing gilbert jharnam has a special way of treating guests whatever your reasons might be you should plan a swift exit whatever can be gained from this place it will do more harm than good gilbert seems to have a bit of a bad cold at the moment how do i use my pistol i might need that soon you've no need for a pistol we have a trusty axe i think he's got a bigger axe oh jesus is there such a thing as a backstab in this game uh oh if there is that's not how you get it oh no no hey you know do that do not panic rule he's actually quite slow did he head but no okay he's actually kind of fast and he beyblades right trust me okay timing's quite precise you kind of have to be fearless but not reckless i want to learn how to parry this man there we go can i do that again yeah that seems much more effective now no one wants to talk to us oh these guys might that's just how england is london's looking a bit rougher than i remember well no it's it's about on power honestly but that's not how you use a pitchfork god love him he's trying trying to get used to using the whole go xlr now i think it has like a sensor feature on it like if i press this like for whatever reason i've got like a swear word beep family friendly bloodborne play true welcome the kids play bloodborne child-friendly entertainment on the night of your hunt stick with me your host jim scary and you'll have a fine and dandy time the biggest rats in london i think i ran into this fella at a pub in there is this the famous london underground this is the bakerloo line there's some rough characters down there hunter garb i mean that just seems strictly better we get a fancy hat from it i don't like how those already corpses down here yep wake up sleepy these poor guys were just trying to have a nap down here i passed out like on the troop home it was one more actually scared i didn't like that there's also a lot of blood around this ladder should i feel like something bad's up here oh can't catch me now i can continue with the eldridge wisdom as a blessing for even if it drives when mad allows one to serve a grander purpose for posterity it's a cryptocurrency when am i ever going to be able to trade my souls in bloodborne for like bitcoin if you trade in enough humanity you'll get a free monkey jpeg wonderful you know back in the day to commit tax evasion you have to like commission really expensive art and have your art friend review it and then donate it to a museum nowadays it's just a monkey treat woman with care nothing but friends here the messengers are very peaceful in this one compared to like the scroll that you'll find in dark souls where it's like mimic ahead half the time without fear in our hearts we're a little different from the beasts themselves shake off cape expression what are you still doing here enough trembling in your boots a hunter must hunt oh and you got to use the motion controls to do it i just click them like if i shake the controller up and down or move it wildly left well that one works you're gonna emote when you least want to i got to be careful just not to move the controller yeah that's actually right now if i like if i move the control in the middle of a fight my character is just going to be it's like hi i'm i'm doing my best ma'am no i'm so sorry i just don't trust anyone why did you do that like he had a help there that means he's evil like there's blood in the room and he had there's like an enemy like sitting next to him crows that was close get out of here well [ __ ] let's go come on visceral there we go [Applause] please put me down play adam sword hunter batch okay i yeah i'm hopping back we need some kind of level up system please hello good hunter i killed the doll that seems like a bad idea but i'm just genuinely curious a kirk hammer oh on the one side an easily handled silver sword on the other a giant of true stone weapon i do kind of like smash and [ __ ] okay we need once we get enough for one more level up then we can use the hammer kill him kill him no guys this guy doesn't have like an immediate helper and he's not hanging out with anybody he responds ah no actually you guys remember when we encountered the undead merchant in the first game who was behind the sewer grate and everyone in chat was like don't worry you can't hit her true the great yeah like helly responds i've trust issues since that moment i'll kill him before the play true is out all right like we'll we'll like beat the game and just come back and murder him i'm gonna go slope he's just instantly dead are you a hunter [Music] daddy never came back from the hunt and she went to find him but now she's gone too i'm all alone and scared just say no no you kind of have to help you kind of have to help mom wears a red jeweled brooch it's so big and beautiful you won't miss it if you find my mom give her this music box a tiny music box plays a song shared by your mother and father inside the lid is a small scrap of paper perhaps an old message two names can be made out however faintly viola and gascoigne it's not much of a tune is it there's something big at the end of the tunnel but there is also a ladder here but there's also something big at the end of the tunnel so we're going to check here real quick is that a big ball is someone going to push it no i just got to fight him i thought that's what they were going to do and then i thought they weren't oh there's the pig it wasn't scary at all i imagine that's the way you're actually supposed to kill him if if you walked up to him is he just going to like charge and hit you oh i don't like the look of this oh no peace he's irish but the mean kind of irish fought a gas coin oh oh god he's just running you can't just shoot me come on shoot me in the face oh boy come on we are doing so well i feel bad killing an irishman it was getting kind of scary kirk hammer oh this is doing a lot more damage okay so it's a sword as the one-handed i'm familiar with the swords and souls games now i just got a big boy oh that hits a lot slower but i imagine that's heavy we'll try that should i go back and tell the like the little girl that her dad's dead oh no should i also tell her her mom's dead you orphaned a child in in my defense her dad had kind of gone insane like he was breeding at me funny we better fight another boss so he's just like a cut scene plays in these games it's like a choir starts to sing like cathedral ward oh hello there if you spot anyone with their wits about them tell them about this herodon chapel it'll be safe here the incense wards off the beast treat darling with care it is all thanks to small gent someone really likes this guy this is a fine note thank you darling okay we gotta try our new weapon here that's fast that's so fast all right let's try it with the big bonk boy that does oh no it okay the first hit had me scared of it a top hat oh this is gonna this doesn't give as much defense but jim scary is pretty styling with this i forgot what he looks like you look like a villain in an old cartoon and i've stolen the diamonds you'll never find them now [Music] it's [ __ ] dick dastardly oh my god dictator's release being ripped apart jesus dick no treat executioner with care you're a beast hunter aren't you i knew it that's precisely how i started out how do you style your hair you may call me alfred why not cooperate and discuss the things we've learned i killed an irishman oh very good very good indeed he must be british oh they're asses again this town is long abandoned hunter's not wanted here this sign can't stop me okay that's some kind of meter uh what what what is that what's that poison friendliness measure that indicates how good of a bud you are the enemy you're fighting max it out for a special friend bonus the [ __ ] was that he's got a machine gun i got to be real [ __ ] careful oh okay i didn't anticipate that oh no this is back it's the machine gun fire on top of all the regular enemies that has given me a bit of anxiety something's coming who are you up okay see you later wait oh he's coming back that was very rude where's he going oh oh he knows i saw him that time he's afraid now so you're gonna come in um oh now you come in he keeps [ __ ] moonwalking come on just i'll just shoot him a lot dude please okay that was a bit of a low blow come down here buddy i can hear a moon walking away oh god now i'm actually getting up to him he has he's got a gatling gun doesn't he oh no i'll come back later no this was a mistake like he's so [ __ ] fast he's so why did you tell me to do that he's easy i'll never listen to chat again this entire play trip didn't say okay you i'll leave you be i don't want no trouble pal got him back wait wait i can do it come on i should think you still have dreams please well i might have watched that he slipped out of them oh no have a nice life pal have a nice life a beast blood pellet what's that do giant medicine do you mind i am trying to read large medicinal pellets supposedly formed of coagulated beast blood banned by the healing church due to their unclear origin grants a spirit of beasted summon alfred i wonder if there's a horrific monster inside there i kind of want to try some in one of them but i also want to fight the guy solo if i can i also have 18 000 of these echoes well we don't have to worry about losing them to the boss doesn't seem to see me quiet that's unfortunate oh this is one of these fellas see if we didn't die and lose 18 000 souls we wouldn't have found him yeah that's gonna be something rough where is he going you can stagger him okay he it does inflict a lot of poison something to bear in mind he's slow though okay he's getting a little faster tends to only attack you when you're facing them okay something just changed i don't like it we got him oh my gosh using a ritual at the tomb alter the hundred stream to break the seal of an old underground labyrinth welcome home welcome home we're no longer soaked in blood very well accidentally emote it sorry i i lost control of myself there uh sure okay let's try the chamber of the seal we might as well oh that was very mean he's like chucking the man himself oh god why why is stuff dying oh no it's me oh he's strong he just kicked me he really wanted to make sure you were dead evidently so yeah come i'm standing right next to you okay can i parry him yes i can there we go at the mobilizing oh no no no no oh my god there's so many oh god i guess the worst dead cat i've ever seen he's a real big lad and there's like someone in the shadows just chucking knives at me that'll learn him there you go he's like wait a minute jerry just shoot him just shoot him unlocked somewhere a door to the old labyrinth is open undead drug what the [ __ ] gave me a chance i'm almost out of healing oh my god i was just unfair with that first jump i literally didn't get the c jeez left dodge right dodge left dodge right dodge if he does the foot you're just in trouble be kind to myself oh the skewer come on come on oh and the jump okay that skewer was cheeky try hammer mode for an attempt i mean i don't know i don't know if it's going to help ah that well i think this the hammer put us in a bad headspace mentally oh no there's a man with the sack what is that oh god he's strong oh no he's slapping me no wait what oh no did he put me in his [ __ ] sack oh oh no we're somewhere completely different yaha gold the unseen village oh [ __ ] hello there oh please leave me it's okay it's just jim scary oh oh jesus he's clipping it out can he come in here oh no he's struggling he's stuck kind of oh get out of here gentlemen oh you stupid dog i hit hard which is my main fear it's santa santa has been slaying to nitrous time for joy dragon's peculiar iron morningstar flail like a match generates the same blue spikes that blanket a dark beast i got a mate and i can just enchant it with lightning that seems kind of neat no [ __ ] we're in the cage hi now only he's in a cage oh no why is the two of them okay real quick just [ __ ] run some defector anther oh no oh i've got 17 000 souls guys and you're about to have more i am going to fight him but we're gonna very quickly make a pit stop i really shouldn't be here oh he's lightning oh oh my god um right i'm already dead i'm already dead can we like not have our blood stolen for like two minutes oh my god i'm already dead what the [ __ ] that was a one shot i think we can take [Applause] okay no stay close stay close okay and his yep so his mission is gonna be get me in front of him okay he's so [ __ ] fast jeez that was kind of scary like i can't [ __ ] see i him i can't see him i can't i really can't see him welcome to like rt game like streams every game that has camera problems back to back well they have the gas coin armor we needed this didn't we i wonder actually because this is like a lightning boil isn't it yeah this gives some more lightning resist that actually might be good against them and i think the axes just better suit it especially because oh great just hit him in the head and then the problem is if i'm locked on it seems to lock onto his head which is not ideal okay i'm gonna just work on dodging oh i did something there did i injure him oh god he's doing aoe oh my god oh i can't get a good camera i could i couldn't get a good camera he also has the aoe lightning phase that we now learn about oh i've also only got one blood file hey buddy do you have blood vials god damn sackville i really want to do that again but i also know that i i need the security of at least a few blood vials so we're unfortunately gonna have to leave it there for now oh wait no someone said finally because i'm leaving we're to do it at least once more now despite that person that was a poor attempt oh there's an elevator here okay i guess this is the other way you can go oh jesus do you mind god i'm gonna need more vials let's just top off you have to be flawless we can't afford damage can i walk on this no no i really can't okay now we're in a lot of trouble is is there even anything for me to fall onto nothing but grief here there's a beam there but he just slips and slides down you did it you landed oh is that a big sword i've been wanting a big sword someone else in chat is like the cane okay you know what i'm gonna do we're going back to the start and we're killing enemies for blood vessels i practice parrying again a bit on the brick boys i did it can i parry a werewolf yes i can i think he hurt me a bit there i don't think i like harry and the werewolf yeah i really don't like that you can tell her to go to the to the church now okay go to the trap she's just an old lady she's a bit grumpy i don't think i should so the bird he warned me he warned me is the torch any good as an attack don't do that geez i'm just asking a question oh i see him now it's too many okay 9k souls right i gotta get them back oh thank god the crow has them what a stroke of luck i don't oh my god dude i haven't even come down yet this is a stupid fight some weeds in the ground here okay it gave me 18 poison knives i assume those might be good against an upcoming enemy [Music] oh she does want a safe place yeah go go to the chapel maybe i'll see you there there you go do you want to be have a safe place too what crafty lies does the outsider you think i'm i can tell him of the chapel as well oh no he doesn't trust us oh i cannot okay let's just uh we'll deal with him another day oh we can get it ludwig's holy blade yeah i still don't have enough stats i just need one more point in skill now and i can use it you weren't lying this is a safe place thank you i'm in your debt all i can give is my blood um receive blood treatment oh girls she could give me her blood slurp slurp slurp blood of ariana heals hp and temporarily boosts stamina recovery speed member of the old healing church would know that her blood is similar to precisely what was once forbidden that's right it's me you think jim scary would pass as like your local pastor don't worry you're safe with me now shove the torch in her face it must have been cold down here let me warm you up yeah get to the chapel get to the chapel oh i thought you were a statue it's not a very nice thing to say she was kind of blended in and it's dark and spooky here the only thing that i can offer is my own lowly blood she's also giving me her blood do i just take everyone's blood you've already received blood no you can only carry one person's blood at a time apparently right uh maybe li i've got i've got a blood on me already but oh if i run low i'll know where to find you let me finish my glass first he does not take a lot of damage pat you can't come in the church oh god he's coming in oh this is holy ground so i i closed this uh door earlier in an act of heroism and bravery to protect the local population inside uh we are now ready to fight once more oh no give us your blood at the binocular let me get a little telescope that's cute now you can appreciate the view a little bit more we got iron sights now oh god you actually do with it we're playing an fps now this brick boy looks a bit different he's got a big thing get him with the sneak attack oh god did he just forget i exist is he got the memory of a goldfish this poor guy he's really struggling oh that's gonna be a big sword okay so long sword same as before switch it oh i gotta get used to the range of this uh just just go upstairs just oh please don't hurt me he's kind of looking at me can he come in i don't think he can god what is this she alright oh no oh no hello there friend vicar emilia i don't know she's our friend all right i have a new big sword and i'm not afraid to use it but i am afraid of you all right oh my god she has a range attack did when did i take all that damage oh no i didn't realize i was so low this one get the worst enemy oh come on no you're the worst real quick before we do anything else hey rover how you doing bud who's a good boy sure as hell and you i mean this does not this feels like completely different path there's a guy there oh let's get him can he heal shoot me there's two of them oh thank god you took your time coming over here there we go this is what pvp is like in this game you gotta run out of bullets sometime this is the worst guy in the game don't do it oh come on this is like the the guy who invades you for pvp but keeps kiting you towards the other enemy in the zone and refuses to fight you his fate is sealed you didn't do the worst i don't care how many volleys you get in i have to go back now i i don't have any vials left oh get her oh i balls it up oh it's a bit hard to see i get lost in her hair i don't have a lot of help no i'm so slow oh my god i missed like two viscerals on that i could have got her there's like two different ways to like seemingly ignore this boss i kind of want to go this way and just get some more blood vials oh oh come on okay you got me with your sword last not today okay there's a pat down here jesus it is you who should be afraid where'd he go works every time you hear the graveyard murmurs then it's almost time oh i can't wait i just can't i wait can't wait to be king all right i should probably turn back at some point i'm thinking that point is coming up yeah yeah we're gonna turn back here is it time to like go back and face armor boy as well in this chalice dungeon we could try him again is the time to defeat the training dummy i think it might be how did that get me well you just kind of stopped for a moment there i feel like that was the opening i'll see you later training dummy i made the layer two of the chalice that's a lot of blood immediately why is that just scaring me it wasn't even that bad like of an enemy it's just like the fright i'm very afraid in this game cowardly man plays bloodborne okay i might die in this zone by virtue of like closing the console completely if spiders start dropping down from the ceiling this is one thing i just don't do you're okay you've really scared me oh there's another big big guy at the end oh no wait he's a bit more agile oh why is he rolling with me i'm gonna be real cheeky oh my god he got me he's so fast a greased up troll has defeated me does the troll have my souls oh no oh thank you okay okay we will we'll respect the greased up trolls dominion over this this dungeon we'll simply leave him be oh no okay there's three of them but they're just they're just regular guys that's the chieftain dead wait oh he's not dead oh one of them's within an inch of his life hang on i just gotta go poke one of them is it you yeah i do that was a whiff of a swing and i still got him this guy only has a pistol oh he swapped it i feel like the last guy was way higher than those three gotta stop doing that do we bring do we test out like an npc summon i feel like we're gonna do it anywhere we should do it in a chalice dungeon how's it going can i emote them he's not one for pleasantries it's a big open what the [ __ ] is that all right oh look you go with your um come on you can't be doing that like surprise okay well i hope olek makes his way here too listen in action right now oh no watchdog of the old lords oh olek okay i can kind of chase him there unless he charges if he charges you dead why why does it never do the visceral that was the visceral that was the visceral moment wasn't it well i'm not dead wait why am i running i need to try to get on the side of them adam dead oh look this is going to be your big chance to prove yourself i'm just going to go get my souls no no no look at olek there you go come on olek shoot him you show him his boss look at him go he's i'll avenge him i'll vention we'll leave him there for now we'll go back into the child's dungeon later at least our friend our friend as i said our friend over here uh will give us some blood files come on friends thanks friend please do not see the blood soaked man slowly approaching thank you no mercy for insight remember insight beware of the unseen therefore visceral attacks effect there's gonna be a boss in here isn't there i i don't know what's in here wait one sec we've had this happen before it's an omen this is not going to go well the witch of hemwick okay if i just gotta kill her that guy he's not really giving me much trouble oh it's getting a little closer there's a second witch all right don't die to the [ __ ] witch there we go that could that would that would have been embarrassing if i died there if i die to her would that be the equivalent of like dying to pinwheel the ruin workshop too oh is this going to let me finally use these pay the vicar a visit don't mind me again i have no idea where i am i actually got it this time mark's improvement marked improvement come on i'll get her she's so close we got better direct improvement [Applause] master willem i've come to bid you farewell oh i know i know you'll think now to betray me oh we're getting some serious lore but you will never listen i tell you i will not forget our adage we are born of the blood made men by the blood undone by the blood our eyes are yet to open fear the old blood i i've no idea what's happening you could say some bad blood went down here seinfeld outro music except gift from the messengers the eye of a blood drunk hunter beckons hunters to the hunter's nightmare deformed creature will whisk you away outside the laden chapel i have a blood drunk hunter his pupils collapse and turn to mush indicating the onset of the scourge of beasts oh this is the dlc area people are saying right well that kind of scares me i don't know if we're going to be ready for that content yet okay and i want to try parallel now we got a bigger sword yeah i gotta reload the fight a little bit case in point i'll keep them down oh we did so good oh the audio cut oh no no come on [ __ ] hell get him he's literally a swing away oh get him yeah we got him take those 500 echoes back now please thank you old yarn i'm unlocked wait no we we've been here this i remember this street what was the point of all that was he an optional boss oh god damn it can i go back to can i can i take the guy up the tower now am i ready oh is he just gonna like murder me again he's friendly now what do you mean he's friendly now he's not finding me well well how did you get in here ah it's no matter what brings you too old y'all you killed me so many times no if you still insist on hunting them then i will hunt you first you understand me what happens if i don't answer him if i just walk away i'll spare him yes i want to see what he says if i say hunt he's gonna obviously gonna attack me i'm going to kill this man the moment his back is turned in case you fail to realize the things you hunt they're not beasts they're people that's not gonna stop me buddy i really wanna fight him but i have so many souls um is that a sign okay i'm walking away i'm i'm just fooling you the orphan girl you need to tell her about her parents okay hang on real quick let's check on her orphan girl okay [Music] um yeah don't worry about being scared and alone your mum is dead oh no well i think we helped her oh god maybe i'm going back to sackville oh come on how's your foot that speedy gotta sneak as carefully as possible no no come on it's very difficult to sneak when you're being constantly shot at guys please is there any way for me to get them okay this room scared the [ __ ] out of me there's a door here can i fight like a black hole what the [ __ ] oh okay right there's there's something there there's absolutely something there we'll have to come back there lad i'm clearly missing something i was just trying to see if there's another pat i don't think there is ow ow you probably wonder how i got into this predicament hey how you doing i haven't seen you in a while perfect timing uh okay i'll give you two minutes you know i there's another guy here who appears to have gone mad i don't know if you want to deal with him oh hello there anyone see him oh sheesh i have to not do a lot wait oh she's here she's helping me fight him i am i hitting her as well it's kind of hard to tell sorry if we exchange a few blows there we made it with our lives you're not bad at all a hunter should hunt beasts leave the hunting of hunters to me i mean i'm kind of just down to kill whoever like comes with an inch of me i'll be honest with you oh god this is where the black hole was oh no is that the dlc entrance i don't know if i trust this come on black hole oh what the [ __ ] cursed their children too and their children forever true he's just chilling there that's just jeff hunter's nightmare oh the spectre get on he just killed them okay all right he's got some fancier kit than me i got my little dash two blood vials there's just another one of them here oh my god i don't know if i should be here these guys seem really tough they do stagger you gotta be very aggressive the old hunter cap jim scary might be looking a bit meaner soon dad you better wear the top hat okay sorry sorry we're okay we keep the top hat but we get the rest of the clothes look like that's just the sentiment of a lot of people here if i don't wear the top hat oh gee i'm sorry it seems to give you a lot of materials though as you go here which is kind of nice he used to call me the parry king back in college oh not today look at that he looks very dapper now he does actually look like a comical villain you can't catch me the blood bringer [Music] [ __ ] is that ow ow i can run past him you have been duped okay oh god this is where we fought vicar emilia yeah i mean it's it's arm just jiggled as i approach oh god hi pendant he just not gonna fight me oh i guess not all right now forget i exist you can't come in here you you oh no i stopped that's right you can't get me up these stairs your knees are weak what will you do now against a simple flight of st see can't do it oh man my legs aren't as good as they used to be beat them the intended way okay there's a lot of the beastie boys here oh there's a hunter though okay we gotta try to get him he's got a hammer oh god i don't like that weapon no don't don't go for me go for him they're very afraid of me oh i feel kind of bad killing them i'm still going with him you're in the know right people keep saying that everywhere and i don't know what it means these guys are friendly oh no i don't think he is though ow what i ran out of ammo oh no we did so well clear in the area too oh my god he hits hard i didn't do it that didn't do it why well let's make our way back over i don't want to lose these souls stuck on a fence [ __ ] me random ass fence post oh wonderful oh wonderful they have machine guns now just get him his friend really didn't care old hunter top hat oh they know that our specific needs it's perfect there's just the bridge of them there's so many god that's a hell of a journey as well there was there wasn't even a lantern or anything there i gotta go all the way back [ __ ] hell he did so much oh no okay well i guess the fact that they're all habits i got him now nature will take its course just might take a while he's really just accepted it hasn't he is that even gonna oh no it did wear off it did wear off give him a helping hand well the gun didn't work the first 27 times but maybe you're a hunter with your sanity aren't you must have taken a wrong turn benny well we're more alike than you think this is the hunter's nightmare i know you have lord do you have a shortcut please so we're in a nightmare so like is none of this real this is all just the dream oh thank god we've made it back oh he was just going to get the crow and me just go real quick here the [ __ ] crow get out of the way speed runners strat and these kind of games is just you don't have to fight anything there's not even anything there that's a ladder oh no excuse me god can you get away the only thing here we have to fight is the doggos because they just really suck that's why they suck he doesn't seem to come up the ladder area clear oh he's not having a good time oh no no i just put him out of his misery i feel like i shouldn't be here this this is a boss arena like there's no way it's not how could it be anything else oh oh no i have a sword all right where do we start he really likes to come forward [ __ ] me i hit him he's doing half my help jesus [Applause] yeah about the ropes dad yeah i almost had him there he just slipped by that time i just want to check what's the other way then like i'll be honest i thought the utteraway was going to be the boss i thought something else would be that way until i saw the arena a [ __ ] just a guy with a machine gun what's the cape bloodstone chunk just loot it just load it get it up i got an air it's a lovely home you have it's a lovely home i'll see you later not supposed to come out of here yeah you better run straight between the army dial is no trick weapon of any sort but certainly madman wield them like clubs just smash things it's got like a whippy finger we're definitely not going to be able to do ludwig for a while i i don't think i'm supposed to fight him yet yeah i mean i lo i do like the blade but the blade the blade is very vanilla ain't it we want to go something more creative so you know what we're going to try fire hammer boy jim scary's looking a bit scarier yeah we're leaving the town a while forbidden woods i'm equipped with fire call me the fire starter oh i'm not afraid of you anymore okay maybe a little afraid not afraid don't mess with the fire starter jim scary the truman show's about to heat up he's like a ridiculous like over-the-top catchphrase now or like it's fire time it just like sets everything in place what's the matter crow can't handle the heat all of his attacks it just needs to be like fire jokes now am i too hot to handle things getting too heated for you looks like i'm smoking round to today right of the great cathedral and seek an ancient shrouded church the gift of the godhead will grant you strength oh no he's talking about the other black hole thing i got a tonsil stone i don't want tonsil stones you got to get those out you got a gargle use my wash is that poison oh why do they always do the [ __ ] poison swap level no one likes these ones absolutely no one yeah we'll just just go through here i don't think we even bother with them where are we now how high did we go oh [ __ ] we're all the way back here it's not where i expected that to lead if you find any survivors tell them to seek yusefka's clinic oh god it goes if they are yet human i will look after them perhaps even wait so there's someone else there's somewhere else i could have been sending people this entire time other than the chapel oh hello he's safe with me now i presume you're to thank wait who's safe with you here you are as promised who did i send here i've only just talked to you a lot of just like sharpening it almost like turning it on like that what was that just take it down cainhurst summons is that someone's inviting you to cainhurst it's addressed to you the stagecoach leaves from hemwick crossing we've been to hemwick yosefka's blood vial what's the person who runs the clinic is it not it's something bad happened in like the 10 minutes it took me to do a lap of the clinic it's just a monster here i i went around the block i had such high hopes for you well i won't make any excuses would you mind leaving us alone uh was he just evil oh oh god she's strong okay so this is just an evil character well it's just as well i didn't send people to the clinic who's only introduced to this character and then like suddenly betrayed but betrayed like in the same moment you know that seems much more effective she heals oh no that's cheating only i'm allowed to do what is that oh she have magic come on okay well i was betrayed by a character i just met i feel like that would have been a bigger twist if i found out she existed sooner so i have the invitation now let's see if we can go to cainhurst is there something i'm looking for to get there oh yeah remember news gave me trouble you got that right it burns i haven't had a brick boy in a while oh i have the torch equipped no i was just trying to get away feels weird doing stealth with a hammer that's probably why brake is guard yeah i mean we got a few files now okay what was the trigger for that i i don't know what i did you're cordially invited but no there's no bridge there the path just ended welcome to hogwarts oh sweet i can't wait to see what house i get into kanehurst trophy earned yeah okay yeah so this is all just like one wild fever dream the horses are already dead it's pretty good i yeah i didn't do a lot of damage though i don't think oh if i'm supposed to be here again the terrain is so [ __ ] uneven no is that that crying i don't seem to be doing that oh where did you come okay there's ghosts there's [ __ ] ghosts it's luigi's mansion it's a bit more violent than i remember are we not going to talk about the fact that you dab to transform your hammer oh my god you kind of do oh come on okay try get out of the way dodge to the side oh god you're gonna have to keep an eye out because they're like a gargoyle monster they could they could really hide anywhere no i didn't see them don't like their hugs get out of here okay that's new that's very new they start screaming at you now stop screaming okay i think they're all dead i had so much help how how did he just do that lose interest i'm not real you know this deep down somewhere thank you we got him works every time life is an illusion we all live inside downstream it's true you know the concept of you as a viewer dies the moment the stream ends you cease to exist as far as the public is concerned when i'm not streaming i don't exist anymore i'm supposed to just jump out the window who's still crying me got him forget i exist they're doing a real good job of just forgetting i'm here like they'll look me straight in the face see me kill their buddy i was like well it's not my problem the night scar all but at all but a headpiece because they know we have the top hat i mean we look very dapper uh but i don't know if it's as good jim scary does look a bit more like a panto villain with this oh i hate this do not throw a gargoyle at me damn it game oh god this is the intended way you're supposed to go isn't it they always do this like this is the patch it's so treacherous this looks so janky yeah it feels like i've clipped out of bounds they always seem to do this in souls games though there's like a really oddball route that you got to take like i don't feel like i should be here at all don't give up oh no the final boss of hogwarts reveals himself okay he seems very interested in making spinny balls he's kind of just chucking a lot of stuff that's the first like physical swing i think he's done okay he's doing a little bit more [Music] oh he doesn't okay does the three hit right he did he just hit me very hard i feel like i should change my clothes even for just a sliver of health i think the old hunter ones were better oh what's the weight what's the night's wig okay we keep that one a bit of difficulty getting towards him in this phase safely kind of hard to work out what's happening because [ __ ] just keeps falling down like and then i just get like horrifically injured i i could have dodged that can i parry him he seems kind of big oh come on the straight sword i even realized i had one more bit of healing keep trying to parry i just missed is that missing [Music] oh my god why did the parries miss the gun didn't even shoot at him something even more menacing about that whoa new assassin's creed looks wild oh come on come on okay that's one way to get [ __ ] close are you kidding me that's a new one oh come on there's a sword where's the sword does anyone see the sword i don't see the [ __ ] sword i can't get it the sword bugged [Music] [Applause] get him oh the fight [ __ ] bugged and we still did it i can wear the crown of illusions it's not very good oh there's like more of the castle crowd is such a look [Music] i'm the king now oh this is the queen moon scented hunter i am annalise queen of castle cainhurst ruler of the vile bloods and sworn enemy of the church yet our people are murdered and we are prisoner to this wretched mask what is it thought in search of swear out to the vilebloods you know sure [ __ ] it question what does a vile blood do okay are we through no caster boy it's just three of them they're not that bad one get the other boy oh what was that close the distance interrupt and we're good jim scary really needs to clean his clothes ah thatcher's grave there's no piss on this one are you sure someone's probably gonna just like stumble in the street like jesus he's oddly political tonight oh no it's uh it's well documented irish history and relations there we joke about it it's how we oh what oh [ __ ] it's her stay dead attacher stay dead [ __ ] hell as i was saying oh god there's something there i we saw one of those guys in the chalice dungeons before push don't do that please what the [ __ ] is this thing it's like a tree but we're like with legs i kind of hate it oh no he saw me why does he just shoot fire you know like you see a pokemon and you don't know what type it is these fire bug oh it's the it's a vault corona come on okay he's got a black hole grab as well that was awful oh god what the [ __ ] is he doing just keep smacking them they don't seem too effective against just me swinging it i wasn't as bad as the room made it out to be it took me 50 tries you just hit her hello there sir what what did you do aware of elderly why is that even something you can say this is a fine note oh god if i gotta just jump in should i kill the old man first right no all right move inside like oh i hate it okay so i gotta just get past them and bop him in the face they don't take damage from the front they take damage from the sides oh my where did that god from well i thought it was going to ask me if i want to summon i just want to check if that one was meant to scholar damien why is your head in a [ __ ] cage all right well come on come with me damien is he going to be able to come down here does he know to jump into the ocean i hate them i hate them i hate them i hate them hey damian how you doing damien if you can come over here at some point i'd appreciate it damian what the [ __ ] is he doing over here oh my god you get caught by one you're just dead i was running there too hey man what are you doing damien oh for [ __ ] sake damien this is just a slow puzzle boss fight about crowd control the problem is it also has spiders please just try already thank you i hated that uh wait where is the lantern oh no wait like where did i come in well you're not a lantern [ __ ] gym scary so the moon is a giant baby the lore really confused me in this game hello there you're the fella who got me before oh no well i've seen enough wait what no i believe oh god so okay something's changed here oh no the town things are getting significantly worse i want to test something that i'm fully aware maybe unbelievably stupid but it's just based on the logic of these guys before i'm gonna just let them pick me up hi buddy how you have doing on the poor bastard i'm sure that maniacal laughter is a good thing you're not on a beast of the field but here you are trading a measure with the god is that patches voice actor oh cease this dithering take the plunge throw yourself to the should i just try to kill him now he's gonna betray me oh [ __ ] come on let me in the [ __ ] door okay all right dude just check just start checking oh okay there's still a class of students here oh god this is terrifying for the students that actually remain in their seats we can finally begins today's lesson today we're going to be reading from the works of hp lovecraft some of you may be a little too familiar with them at this point i'll be honest with you it's nice to see everyone dressed in costume for today's lesson okay hey have you fought schmib schmob eater of worlds yet the pirate in the fight where he eats you and then you have to do a playthrough of dark souls 3 to complete the boss fight was kind of weird i'd like to imagine at some point in the elder scrolls six there's gonna be like a part of the game where like a time dragon just comes down and asks you to play skyrim again sinister bell resonates with another i don't i don't want to fight you i'm just going to wave to a while what are you looking at i think he's confused about this situation as i am you know what you do i tip my hat to you sir wait no where'd you go what no why did he fall face why i guess we beat him why does like the resolution on that rock drop when he throws it you see this it goes from like ps4 to like a ps2 boulder and i don't know why what the [ __ ] patches what have they done to you okay what i shot him off you can't still do it i shut him off oh come on i shot him these new multiverse spiderman are getting could you imagine like one of them just like one of them just appears and like spiderman into the multiverse like animated movie and it's just like a man in the shape of a spider with eight legs i'm completely lost now me too i have no idea where anything is i should really put up signs and if you turn left on this junction you'll find poison swamp lane go right on the roundabout and you'll get to the bloody stone cave in a hundred meters oh [ __ ] a giant rock everything the light touches is ours that i don't know if i want this hey friend where do you start he's kinda big okay his feet don't do it his face how do i get his face to come down aha he has a weak point where he must give you at least two seconds to engage attacks perfect he's contractually obligated to give you that weak moment oh did he just tear off his arms oh no oh [ __ ] he's torn off his hands oh you gotta hand it to him cool right yeah that worked out well where the [ __ ] do i position myself we need files let's purchase some with the currency we have and let's use like the go home and not die button wow it's incredible that you can do that no i think i press on in the other area because i'll get like more of a stockpile of them and then i can just kind of come back here and do it whenever blood vials bullets lanterns it's yours my friend as long as you have enough echoes i understand that meme your dad's hip okay old man i think i just sound like unbelievably old i've been on this planet too long so i i could probably i'm almost dead hang on so as i was saying before my vision failed me in my advanced elderly age where is the bell ringer what is that that's the oh that's that's the thing that's the thing oh no no no jesus where was the bell this is where the lantern was before oh they got the sackville guys are gone no who are you it was expected sucks that thing that gate's open just run just run ignore the big box just go just go this is getting worse before it's getting better just keep going oh no what now i just want to get out of sackville the moon's leaking jim scary looks kind of cool here except for his hand that's really freaking out what the [ __ ] the one reborn oh she's shooting okay hit him that way a few times and maybe we can get some he's picking up a leg and he kicked me he kicked me with his hand how did i die wait what was i in low health i didn't even realize okay well do we want to fight limb boy or like rips off his own legs boy i don't know which is worse oh come on no i'm hitting his severed hands i literally just gotta get like a strike on him keep hitting the rock and i can't fit sick i'm trying i'm trying to use the smell did i parry him i [ __ ] buried him i don't even know how it looks like things are heating up when you fight jim scary uh i can try get through this fella it has been a while and we have gotten significantly stronger but he might still just kill us okay wait no that did that did a fair bit of damage okay and then we just take him down for the last half of his health instantly i i don't know what happened there but happy days let's go fight ludwig see how we're doing against him oh i'm still running past these guys like um there's no way i'm fighting them they scare the [ __ ] out of me oh [ __ ] this is the weapon that guy had who killed himself this is volunteer's weapon oh my god it's a chainsaw you can just kind of hold it a while that's pretty cool okay that was good fun so the whirligig saw is now plus eight look at the physical attack damage on this though we still have the boom hammer in the wings that does like a bit of fire damage as well uh but the damage on this thing is just bloody insane just start cutting them just hack away until like he's could slice off the limb god he's not putting up much of a fight today is he i thought he'd be a bit harder all right i guess the saw is just really effective who's this happy fellow inspect mummy oh god there's a lot of them here hello there friend oh wait we've been here oh is someone new in it okay look of the year two i gotta go back to the college they like to drop down on you before honestly amazed someone didn't land on my head there [ __ ] sake is there any point to hear three third chords okay is that a riddle the nameless moon presence beckoned by lawrence and his associates pale blood oh god is that a spider oh you cannot be what the [ __ ] happened to your patches now wait just a moment do you think you love me me no i shared with you a thing most secret now you witness to a miracle and all the stronger no ill will is held no someone's ringing a bell no i just need a lantern we've met a friendly fellow he seems to be having a bit of a bad hair day if i had to guess what's uh what's going on with him are we just working together now you're not supposed to be killing me i guess not no he's just down for the mario ride holy [ __ ] what is doing is that like the thing in there that's just a light oh oh god they're all just dropping stuff too he's just waiting over here for me uh listen i'm coming all right it's a bit it's a dangerous world out here jesus yeah just just look for this guy spinning to find the way forward oh no no no no no no no no okay right no no so that's i don't do i don't do spiders hanging that's like that's like one of the things that really sets me off like no joke is it possible for him to fight that i i have no shame doing this i i i don't i don't do spiders the old cape hello friend thank you for being here i really appreciate it would you mind awfully dealing with the next room for me thank you so much wait did they die oh god wait someone else is there someone else is here dilapidated lion it's good to have you here would you mind kindly we have a small little congregation for this nightmare now it's good to have you here gang let us press on oh here's the shortcut thank god okay so now now we don't we never have to go to that spider zone again thank you thank you for showing where this is i feel like these these like like these guys have just come here to basically hold my hand a while and tell me like it's gonna be okay daniel we're gonna get you through it like they're really just like mvps right now just for reassurance okay that seems fair oh [ __ ] is this the boss or something can catch us no one can stop us now [Laughter] he's just [ __ ] running oh come on get back here doesn't seem like too interested in fighting me oh no okay so he stun locks you if you hit you if he hits you once you just left majestic a hunter is a hunter even not in fast oh my god what was that why could you step back into the room please my man could you could you please come back and thank you this guy has killed me twice i just want to pick up the item but he's kind of gone into a monologue whenever whenever you're done howling make a lash okay he's here [Music] oh come on don't just instantly kill me how did that not get him what the [ __ ] what's that i hate him the [ __ ] howls the voice actor must have had fun okay mikalash we just need you to like pretend you're a wolf for two minutes i fell on him just interrupt him hardest boss in the game's the [ __ ] puzzle boss mensis cage oh god why is it so tall sinister bell resonates with another people are constantly trying to invade here oh it's faze again hello my man it's good to have you back we're just gonna have people exploring with us while we're in this realm oh there's a window to jump in oh god uh okay phase give me give me two minutes here right okay right good window oh it's a spider zone in there oh no i can i'm gonna need to summon someone again all right if i'll be safe i'm gonna trust you guys here and we're gonna get in the window it's easier said than done what's the best way to position this oh neat hello squad thank you so much for coming here to help okay that oh my god that meter well [ __ ] oh my god they just look at you they so much as see you they just instantly hurt you do your best on the bridge [Music] [ __ ] me lead elixir calms the nerves oh it's the senate of that there we go oh thanks gang sorry sorry just looking for my pills just looking for my medicine what the [ __ ] what did i just do do we go down here is this safe no it can't be there's got to be a way down he's pointing this way he's like please daniel don't throw your life away he's like pleading with me right now oh there's a lift here was this always here oh god oh i hate this well i'm on my own now oh my god why are you clapping what do i do this is the guy who fell down here doesn't seem hostile but like do i just kill him like i'm sorry big brain friend this might be the only way forward he's not even fighting i'm sorry friend living strength oh my god he's dead all right who wants to go next okay yeah you you guys share that one i'll get the next one oh god hang on my man i would not like to be standing there no no why did you do the clap about is he still down there oh no don't tell me he's he's alive he's alive send the lift back down for him i'm not you're waiting for her douglas okay we're all okay squad's still here oh you [ __ ] i don't [ __ ] believe this oh god your colonoscopies do maybe i can get the sneaky on one i think it's unlikely now oh my god his face is just eyes that distracted me so much i didn't even register i was being hit i was just like wait a minute oh i mean this is an arena if i ever saw is that a baby carriage oh no oh no okay this bar seems to have the general strategy of get behind it oh my god there's two of them oh my god it's like a full of hell oh come on we're good nightmare slain third umbilical chord a great relic known as the chord of the eye every infant great one has the precursor to the umbilical cord every great one loses its child and yearns for a surrogate this chord granted mensa's audience with mergo but resulted in the stillbirth of their brains used to gain insight and so they say eyes on the inside i can use it just gave me more insight oh the that was one third there's three thirds thing okay so where's the other two turn to the hundred stream oh that can't be good dawn will soon break this night and this dream will end gammon awaits you at the foot of the great tree oh okay people are freaking out here doing the dlc doing the dlc this is a point of no return am i seriously like at the end of the game oh [ __ ] that means i gotta fight ludwig next that's a lot of blood here what happened to her i mean it looked a bit like a trail but there's like nothing here this will help you forget forget your troubles forget your cares god all the people doing the voice acting for this must have sounded like so deranged in the studio it's like yeah we just need you to like laugh maniacally into the microphone for five minutes [Laughter] yeah that was a great take we'll put that in the game oh hello what the [ __ ] is that it can't be this is a nightmare what oh now she's laughing too i'm sorry i didn't mean to oh it's another umbilical cord oh cause she gave birth that's really [ __ ] up oh there's the second one i'm so sorry uh oh thanks for your shoes hello there what have you been up to this entire time oh good to see you safe now let's think up something to discuss hand over unopened summons i i don't remember what that was ah is that the sigil of cainhurst i've heard tell of cainhurst nobles and their amusingly pompous invitations wonderful i thank you profusely i will depart immediately but first a token of my gratitude the wheel hunter badge okay there was the queen in cainhurst at the end maybe she has something here to say now look i've done it i've done it oh to see holy [ __ ] alfred what happens now queenly flesh the remains of annalise oh god it remains warm as if uncursed i'll hail the undying queen of blood what do i do with that cook it season it and taste it baste it in butter oh i don't i don't know what i do with that i've got like the remains of the queen now oh god alfred's just dead now what the [ __ ] happened that's it you put a crown up there turn back this is my score to settle there's something in there oh god there's a guy here oh my god that's a lot of hell off did he just hurt himself i mean i appreciate it there we go blood rapture uh how you doing i i dealt with the problem don't you ever listen to your elders that's one of the hardest mini bosses it doesn't seem that bad should i just put her out of her misery no no please god no i mean i feel like if i just come back here she's going to be dead there do i just like do like a hop away hop back oh she's gone sincerest thanks leave a fine ration for that oh is that a [ __ ] door there oh okay right oh jesus christ this is treacherous i think i've missed it oh i found the door i have to fall like here okay almost there was like a wooden plank there that could have almost saved me fuse specter i mean that's probably mine no this is the guy trying it as well okay don't so don't roll don't roll he didn't make it okay we're all right abandoned old workshop jesus christ the [ __ ] son wait what okay it is all thanks to doll this is this is like our hub world as a third of an umbilical cord okay oh [ __ ] is the doll's here wondrous doll a small hair ornament though has been lost for quite some time one can still see signs of the care which which this tasteful ornament was once kept okay so i gotta give that to the doll then like that that's gotta be what that is old hunter bone so i missed this just the entire game it speeds up rolling and quick steps i mean that seems like a good one oh god right so i just have like a full on like a blink oh my god that is actually quite quick hand over the ornament what what is this i i can't remember not a thing only i feel a yearning something i never felt before what's happening to me tell me hunter could this be joy draw emote unlocked no here's a tear stone hb continues to recover oh god so that's like an actual like just health restore i mean that's an interesting one plus two is not a lot for that asmr house burning it does sound like oddly cozy that's the weird thing the building is literally on fire get this out of everyone's system right they'll never suspect i'm a kind old grandmother you know when like [ __ ] robbie rotten and we are number one disguises himself as the old lady across the street there's a hole on the left side okay god i can hear like slurping noises oh oh it's that thing in there i was wondering how you got that upper cathedral key so this is this has been available for ages that's the thing that just surprises me like we could have done all of this so long ago and here we were just trying to like break her away to [ __ ] cainhurst and that instead upper cathedral ward the choir trophy earned the [ __ ] is that it's very windy up here there's a bit of a breeze is there a guy just looking at me yeah i think i've angered him now oh wait wait wait where did you come from hello there buddy i didn't break the door he came in from the window oh that's a little mean i can't see because his friend's corpse is in the way ah all right if you could stop that my man make contact sky and the cosmos are one you're in the know right you just do like an l all right well hell of a gesture to have sure how's this oh oh good god uh there's a lot of them is there one i gotta hit oh yeah that one oh oh he's big now just tack away at him he didn't seem too bad it was just a little scary is there anything else along remember hidden path oh god yeah this is like that's the thing that the lady gave bertha she just gave birth to like a smaller one you're looking a bit different there's a lift here the altar of despair is this just like under the town kind of looks vaguely like a dragon well gotta start this somehow oh that's her face that's her face oh no i thought i was getting her in the back oh just start getting hurt i should heal what the [ __ ] is she doing oh i heard a visceral noise but i don't really know where to go so i'm just gonna kill her oh god i almost died i didn't even see the frenzy trickling in there offer flesh to alter this is where i take the dead lady time flows in reverse for this scrap of flesh what do you mean time flows in reverse is is she just back to life now she's alive and she's okay now vile blood or no respect will be shown i just brought you back from the dead she doesn't say anything new she wasn't dead oh i mean okay she wasn't dead technically but she was just like a piece of flesh like there wasn't much left of her he went back in time does she not just not remember like being horribly killed but allow me to remind her [Music] you can't kill her i actually tried sorry ma'am just a complete misunderstanding god we're finally back here he's been waiting a long time oh jesus [Applause] uh [Applause] where'd he go oh jeez [Applause] i got him down a bit he's only on half you were at my side all along was that my true mentor is that the [ __ ] moonlight greatsword why is that even here oh no he's got a sword now we're back in dark souls [ __ ] [Music] oh i could have got a visceral there get him get him not this time jesus christ my heart's racing i can't believe we [ __ ] did that good hunter what have you seen the thread of light just a hair a fleeting thing yet i come to it steeped as i was in the stench of blood and beast how are you still alive [Music] i don't think he's doing too well [Music] oh my god this is horrible mercy put him kill of his misery holy moonlight sword they actually give you the moonlight great sword in this game that's actually so cool it has a [ __ ] beam that also takes a bullet oh that's so cool there's a lady up here oh oh oh oh oh oh yeah the other one's still kind of looking at me oh no i didn't stand a chance we were able to do like ludwig first try there and it's like nah this guy with a sword is too much i'll be very cheeky here how does he not know i'm here that's one and where's the cleric there we go insert the eye pendant how did i get the eye pendant did they drop one of those what a difficult elevator to make we need like four statues on us it's not hostile should i just kill him he's got like a bag of flesh for her face he's been through enough i feel there's so many people when i meet them in this game i'm just like i just gotta put you out of your misery it's almost what the game wants you to do like just kill everyone god i hate it here your wish is my command i'm here to help i'll be your maria i have so many questions for like the lore of this like i'm gonna have to look up like oh no as i was saying why would you ever equip that as just a ball of flesh like wearing that hat is the difference between jim's scary videos like guy medieval super villain jim scary being like i need brain fluid murky mushy brain fluid i don't have any brain fluid i'll keep an eye out if i go around the tesco later maybe it'll have some i don't think i've been outside oh no he was friendly have mercy hunter oh jim scary what have you done lady um lady maria say something anything what's wrong with them just get her out of here hey brain fluid that tesco bag is alive something's going wrong with your groceries i always love seeing ronald mcdonald commit homicide on tesco bags so how did rt stream go today mcdonald's has never been so pissed oh my god it was a slaughter it took out these clearly injured like hospital patients and just massacred them call it a happy meal but i don't know but feel too happy give brain fluid thank you you just like pour it into your head let me just tip that into my ear real quick oh god blood of adeline weirdest dating sim ever living oh god it's just an immediate boss oh geez okay there's quite a few of them now [Applause] [Applause] it's another one oh good god jesus [Applause] a little bit more okay that wasn't so bad it just looks absolutely terrifying oh god i feel like i'm about to fight like a final fantasy boss um excuse me are you maria oh thank you i'm scary scarier than her lady maria oh jesus oh my god i can't even get close she's just shooting me but she does stagger which is why i'm one saving gracer [Music] oh god almighty the music's going oh get away refresh the bone oh my god she's got fire one more swing come on [Music] and we're good not as hard as mikalash hold up celestial dial there it is [Music] i like this ceramic plate i found it's doing something hey what is the geography of this place i thought we were at the top of the tower i said just land here i've no idea what he's talking about are you an enemy no you're friendly you don't look too good bud mercy for the child a fishing hamlet love craft time yeah pretty much who couldn't like walk into the ocean to meet kazulu like there he is the locals don't seem too friendly nothing is a match for jim and his saw at this point complaining about rents going up oh god are we in dublin irish property markets gone to [ __ ] the landlord listed it as a two-bedroom accommodation there's a sink in one of the bedrooms waterfront neighborhood you get a gorgeous vista of the village you know no expense spared on the floor we actually made a new one recently we literally put it over the old floor you're literally 10 seconds from the beach at a moment's notice the [ __ ] and you'll love the neighbors here they're so friendly oh god there's a ladder in the well i do not want to go down there well well well what do we have here is that you guys trying to get me to go down the well go down the [ __ ] well no you can't make me you might as well try what the [ __ ] okay i'll go down the well now okay we went down the well we've had our fun i'm afraid i've made a bunch of things oh i can hear the bell now the beast hide assassin he's off oh that's the guy again simon and again what what happened to him i need you to do something this village is the true secret testament to the old sins it feeds this hunter's nightmare please bring to an end the horror so our forefathers sin me hunters cannot bear their weight forever simon's bow blade and in the underground cell inner chamber key no character gets out of this game like unscathed like the happiest ending we've got is probably just like the granny and like the cleric in the chapel who are just like laughing their asses off now but like lost all grip on reality fish everywhere fear mob ugh oh no oh she's giving me a hug oh no this is where the singing is coming from no why are they here why the [ __ ] is that here you're not even looking at me cthulhu comes out of the ocean you've done well to get this far but can you defeat me now hp lovecraft oh god oh he's not looking too good when so many bones come out is he crying orphan of cause oh [ __ ] this is what mikalash was talking about cause or some say cosm i mean he hasn't noticed i'm here uh oh [ __ ] out i've done barely any damage [Music] you only have time for one swing unless you stagger this is a [ __ ] like whirlwind strike oh he got bigger oh jesus he's not [ __ ] lightened come on you bastard oh he got me caught on the rock he got the cat on the rock i can get him oh my god he just started jumping on me [Applause] oh get into the water no [ __ ] direct contact he's throwing a bit of a time trip no come on do the jump you love the jump he gets you with that that hurts a lot [Applause] oh god he looks like he's having a lot of fun you think he's just like crying out in joy yeah i get to hit him yeah i'm having so much fun he's doing like the rtd2 like kind of wild scream where it's like but it's just indicating that he's having a great time oh that's always gonna get me just true jam that is the rt taking time out of his busy schedule to take care of an orphan really hurt i'm gonna take care of him in the same sense that the mafia takes care of someone don't worry we'll look after him oh my god why didn't that one's done i'm on the rocks get off the rocks that's a new one [Applause] no not like this [Music] even the orphans are no match for me sweet child of course returns to the ocean the bottomless curse the bottomless c accepting of all that there is and can be now a reading from hp lovecraft go back down the well off the [ __ ] well excuse me ma'am i'm amazed he didn't attack me off the bat [Applause] please be nice you know i don't think i want whatever's down in the world lawrence's skull no that that's new wait no it was a different thing is this oh that's sneaky okay oh because that lift was up there school of lawrence first wicker of the healing church in reality he became the first cleric piece in his human school only existed in the nightmare skull is a symbol of lawrence's past and what he failed to protect he's destined to seek his skull but even if he found he could never restore his memories here's here's your brain fluid i'm just going to slurp that on up it's a cadbury sun it's the flavor they don't want you to see oh it comes in a neat little straw as well the balcony key do i not have that already first floor balcony uh i mean i can drop down here is this not oh no i fought the boss up there i think these guys look like more bloody versions of like the alien friends he fought before jesus i don't even have a chance it's an angry tesco bag it's not quite a tesco bag this one has limbs angry sainsbury bags yeah it's a different brand the black sky eye okay well we got what we came for so i'm in a tiny meteor from the dark depths of one's pupil okay you can just like fire a [ __ ] the snot rocket yeah the way he touched his head there it kind of looks it where'd she go oh god there's one of them here is that her you fetch brain fluid just one last time oh what are you doing i i think you've had enough brain fluid it's having a bad effect on you transformed into a tesco bag kill her she has it is it really her you guys aren't just pulling my leg here i'm supposed to like kill her i don't know if this is ethical i don't know if any of this is actually actually that's not the question we should be asking at this point don't do it don't do it oh okay are people actually lying the mods they don't i'm googling it i'm googling it after using the balcony key she gives after the second brain fluid offering reload the map and saint adeline will have turned into an enlarged outer body kill her to get his third brain fluid i got your brain fluid this is it's from your own brain how does that work the milkweed room my own revelation just for me [Music] thank you for everything really i used to be nothing now you're a tesco bag oh that didn't live long the innermost chamber of the underground cell holds alone mad man he wears a beast height and rings a bell that emits no sound unended death awaits those who can hear the sound the spell i mean i can hear the bell oh here he is you say hello mr streamer i am the manager of the two sharks in the well they wish to apologize for their previous behavior an extended invitation to talk this out over some tea oh no i don't trust it it was a mean tea they served last time i visited them i take it i should just kill this guy i mean we're at the end such is the nature of man you just oh you just curled up it's one more maniacal laughing before he goes you have a visitor uh sir i can't talk to him bloodborne man smacking head against wall dlc everyone just killed him i'm sorry i did ask google if there's a way to stop your bang in your head uh the only lead we still have is lawrence's severed head i don't know what the [ __ ] can do with this thing there was actually one thing there was like a big like on fire like cleric beast boy just kind of lounging it is a thing this is like real [ __ ] weird before especially because it did like the spring physics because that's normally reserved for stuff that is alive he's awfully hungover clarence buddy you're not looking too good oh my head how much tequila did i have last night lauren's the first vicar let's try get near him in a moment that instantly killed me oh oh i'm in a lot of pain jim you're doing okay pal okay he's he's tripping did his legs break oh he's crawling just keep smacking them lawrence is done that was far easier than me collage okay um well i guess this is it pointing over turns over here good hunter you've done well how did you get the wheelchair up there he's like on a slope right now you will die forget the dream and awake under the morning sun you know what you will be freed from this terrible hunter's dream submit your life uh no thanks dear oh dear what was it the hunt the blood or the horrible dream oh is he actually the final boss it always comes down to the hunter's helper to keep i'm surprised he can stand now and like wield a deadly weapon jesus tonight gammon joins the hunt let's go this probably explains a lot of the blood stains in the dream german the first hunter see what he does big swing abbot you see german you stagger that's why you made a mistake because with the power of my son oh ow i don't do much damage okay he's powered up now i got a lot of free damage off of him there [Music] oh he doesn't stagger anymore oh okay i might have to try deploy some technique or you know he's low enough that i might just be able to get him is the power of the wind i just need to like tap you not as hard as make a lash oh hello there oh i don't really want a hug oh he's giving me a loving embrace okay so it's the real final boss now it wasn't the old man the moon presence what does that do you all right friend yeah oh wait i'm on within an inch of my life almost out of vials but it doesn't matter get him not as hard as mika lash i got 250 000 souls for that holy [ __ ] are you cool [Applause] wait what oh good hunter what that's the end what the [ __ ] was that [Music] what i don't get it oh it's sully here hang on would you be interested in fighting two cut content bosses how the [ __ ] do i do that there are some modified chalice dungeons i made hey depth zero yeah so you can tell something's going on here it doesn't even have a name join selected chalice dungeon the level zero dungeon so the animation breaks oh god yeah place name oh something's not quite right here okay we're in uncharted territory now open door the great one beast jesus hello there it looks a bit like pearl peeny bit no this is more dog-like and like less lightning what do you do oh you hurt me it doesn't have too much health his hair just disappeared it has invisible projectiles that should be lightning oh that's what i'm getting hit by all right prey slaughtered still got an insight for that so is this just gonna kill me oh it's gonna take a while to die let's do a plunge attack i hate to be the guy we land on top of moon approach he's a bit hands-on oh my god he just whips around [ __ ] range on him yeah moon presence was this like a proto for like the final boss like a different form there are a couple of unused phases of moon presence right does he have a phase two if i get him okay well he does just fly around a bit so that's so cool that you're able to like restore this to the game oh that was an attack all right yeah let's see what his debt looks like kind of reaches to the sky that's really cool like thanks for sharing that with us there's another cool one though i'm not sure if it's still active or not oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why is this so much [ __ ] oh my god why is everything here how is there a code for this what the [ __ ] [ __ ] look at that it's a developer testing dungeon was the test how much pain they could injure oh no how do i get do i just get me out of here come here that one might be harder than mikalash [Music] oh

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Id: 2Fpv00hfOhY

Length: 155min 52sec (9352 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 20 2022