Embarrassing Patronuses

hello everyone and welcome to the Hogwarts student support group for wizards and witches with embarrassing patronesses [Applause] we we have a few new people today and so we're just going to go around the room say our aim what a house you're from and of course what your Patronus is I'll go first my name is fizzle Weasley Gryffindor and my Patronus is a dead cat hi I'm luma hate bad Hufflepuff and my Patronus is a tapeworm I know it's not as bad as some but it's hard when other people are casting cool Patronus is like a tiger or a horse you know how it is yeah I do know how it is but this is not a place to compete this is a place of love and and support etc yeah my name is my Patronus is it's it's you actually me yeah you know what you said your name is luma yeah that's incredible I thought that my return was just some imaginary girl with celiac disease yeah how do you have celiac disease you told me the first time we had lunch together I am very hey hey hey hey this here is a safe place [Applause] [Applause] as I was saying this hair is a safe place where we can express our innermost feelings and emotions and I just realized I'm in I'm sorry is everyone in the right room this is embarrassing Patronus is not embarrassing stepmothers your new tell us about yourself hi my name is Melville short bottom and my Patronus is a laundry basket with lakes there might be there might be an animal underneath there but I don't really know because there's always clothes in the laundry basket next and my Patronus is like like a like a baby version of you it's me at this age but thing on his face but he thinks he'd blow minds you patronise is David Bowie that rule what the heck this is the the support group for lame patronesses not the awesome rock star but on a support group for children rock legend TV this is a place of love where we expressed not know the ground through the door the world [Applause] that's right you're whatever animal you want to be what's gonna pass I'm Lynn wish you could do one like mine check it out expectant [Music]

Channel: Divine Comedy

Views: 9,320

Rating: 4.844358 out of 5

Keywords: Harry Potter, David Boye, socks

Id: oNlWxOYCbSM

Length: 6min 24sec (384 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 18 2019