Jerry Sleeps With His Maid | Seinfeld

[Music] you don't have to whisper she knows she's a man where did you get her i hired her from a service all done thank you nice job this is mine what come on jerry you didn't notice notice what she's not really even a maid um she wants to be an actress or a uh model or a dancer or a nurse news woman uh-huh well cindy the place looks great thanks jerry gotta run okay i'll see ya hi lane all right fooling around with your maid that is a wise decision elaine do you think i would go willy-nilly into a situation so obviously fraud with potential complications you're paying a woman to come to your house and sleep with you no i pay her to clean okay the rest is what a health plan i was going to say being a good host oh but the point is we have our personal relationship and we have our work relationship they're separate and i think somewhat sophisticated so you consider this a relationship yes i do have you been out yes we have where did you go the store hmm to get what cleaning supplies and gum well there's nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid and then chewing some gum she's not a maid she might be a nosewoman this place is looking kind of messy what happened to cindy uh she's here she just didn't get around to it hi kramer thanks jerry bye now what's the matter what did i just pay for oh oh you're a john what was that i didn't hear anything all right i'm taking off okay aren't you forgetting something all right hey it was great seeing you again i love your outfit no my money for what before my maid services you booked me for today but you didn't really do any work i made the bed but you took a nap in it so i thought that was kind of girlfriend bed making no that was the maid who took the nap the girlfriend 40 seems kind of steep for a nap so what are you saying that i'm a bad maid or some kind of a prostitute ho ho hold on let's keep this sophisticated you know i don't think i want to be your girlfriend or your maid so is this a breakup quitting yeah don't ever call me or hire me again oh yeah well then we're through and you're fired you're steinfeld yeah my name is maxwell i'm from made to order it's a pun i sent one of my girls over to your place cindy she says she had a little problem with you you didn't pay you know she didn't really do what she was supposed to do oh yeah she told me what you like you're a little sicky aren't you disinfected on the blinds vacuuming the cars hey come on come on i gotta live around here you know what i do to people who stiff me on a job what well it kind of depends on the situation but if i don't get my money from you i'm going to get it from her i-i don't want any trouble you want the money hey hey whoa whoa give it to the girl i'm an independent contractor tax purposes nexus of the universe hey cindy cindy what do you want here i got your money i don't want any money from you come on take it it's money let me give it to you looking for a good time sir you want to step out of the car sticky well this is all very sophisticated [Music]

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Length: 5min 9sec (309 seconds)

Published: Mon Jan 24 2022