Kirby Star Allies - The Extended Movie

is nuts bro oh my god oh yeah kirby befriend everything in existence mend friendship to your will i'm not comfortable with kirby kind of forcing his agenda on me like if i'm not really sure if we want to be friends like we've just met you know if you just met then clearly you'd realize why you want to be friends with kirby just helping you realize why it's such a good idea he's throwing his friends around in a circle like i get it he's a cute little guy but you know but i can't be friends with everyone and that might just be a bit much but he's just a cute little guy you can't exclude him if you force him to be your friends then everyone can be your friend yeah i love how we really get a reference to return to dreamland at the very least magler won't be nearly as cringe in this game compared to return to dreamlands we can only go up from there look at all the friends we can be look at all of these happy little guys we can be friends on our adventure we can befriend marx coo rick gooey these are made-up names no no they're really adeline and ribbon that's a child that's just a random kid that is more than a random kid she's an artist oh look at this stupid egg-shaped idiot coming back from round two what are you doing here i'll be your friend now no he girl he looks so weird he's a dream friend more like a nightmare friend am i right boys are you all ready to start our epic adventure to make all the star allies our friends no i mean yes yeah that's what i thought you said what is that so that's highness he is a evil little fellow oh don't run you guys it's evil love no he isn't he's just curious what is this harry don't touch it it's evil and there's the boy taking a nap and now he must follow the trail of loyalties to see where all the food's going off he goes to make some friends oh my goodness look it's just dark it's dark the implication here is that dark matter just got splotted all over the first level so don't worry about it kirby did nothing wrong bernius is curvy this time not me you know we need a change of pace controllers need to be on the screen here i am so sorry i i was on impulse i'm gonna try it again bernius attacks the enemy that you're supposed to attack i don't wanna hurt him he's a friend okay look look i can jump and that means i can jump over the wall deep okay boom just that easy kill him no kill him no go back no no never kill no no this guy is okay to kill him he's got a sword it's cool you know i like swords oh so he has something that you want therefore it's okay to kill him well i've been facing him having that sword i now have friends and i like having friends i'm so sorry about that yeah i clearly granted you all existence what do you want from me oh look out curvy it's okay just tell him to be your friend okay here we go i was the very first what are you talking about well uh you don't count we're gonna get the first star ally of the playthrough wow what a toxic friendship he said his other friend doesn't matter because he got a new friend that's crazy he's got bombs which is infinitely cool compared with sword not my fault you get the better loadouts now guys if you want to make friends go to the nearest cooler and chuck it out whoever you want to be friends with it's just that easy yo and you are here you are friends hello friends why can't i move oh right here let me help you here we go me here i'm helping you help me don't use me all right i guess i didn't get to play the game there's an autoplay button wait there is no i didn't even know about that you can just choose to not exist oh do not kill become friend all we need is friend murderer no we do not need murder no why do you crave blood you just spawned in more things to kill no no no no no no no no no no no no no no it's a frog it's a it's fruit fire guy at least he's a friend and not not a dog it's time to make the world see add fire to the cutter and then boom yeah it's a spicy cutter i'm literally just protecting this world in my mouth for your savages you can't protect it for long house i don't know what you mean i i'm perfectly capable of protecting him just go inside the water see no the water wait wait do i actually keep him please don't keep him no you don't i'm gonna carry him through the loading screen it's just dark matter again okay just don't think about it i'm thinking about it and i'm thinking i'm gonna tell uh nintendo uh yeah naughty boys my dad is sakurai i bet every single one of your uncles worth of nintendo i'm sure of it they're also in a loving relationship and love their jobs i really am glad to hear about harry it's great to know hey buddy are you okay hey you and with all the needles destruction in the world we finished the first level i don't even care do you see how many stars i had i had so much money yes you are the richest chili in all of dreamland the only wealth that matters in this game the only currency that really gets you anywhere is friendship start saving up bro you're gonna need it this looks like blender and you haven't added like any light source basically dark matter uninstalled my plugin on blender bro i can't help it i can jump in the world thing it's like oh [ __ ] it's a 3d world whoa gosh guys we're just playing fruity world all over getting sick with kirby characters i don't want to come back here we go waterfront underwater guy through just gonna be us making like funny noises again i'm sure we'll develop something before we play mario it really is super mario 3d world again wait rocky rocking rock gang rock game rock game come on rocky okay well i mean qb is my president bro only maya only my president obviously what the [ __ ] you guys doing what are you gonna do i'm just so happy the rock gang's all here i'm just so happy right gang right gang right gang on my bones yo dude bitcoin ethereum gave me back royalties for missing my channel might as well spend it on something nice that's actually really yeah it's just garbage because it's trash hey yeah get out of here who wants to party let's go i don't want to dance too bad suffer man that's one big subscribe button damn you should all click that one is that the place where you can actually get the good characters oh my god but blasphemy i'm listening to right now but yes you can go to the white house and you can choose whichever dream friend you want to be oh that's this guy i hate this guy i'm just stanced up just chest puffed out displaying dominance if kirby ever went up to me i was like i'd shove my foot in his mouth so he couldn't speak anymore why are you so mean to him i'd be like shut up i'm trying to play video games and he's like i just shut up shut up kirby i'm trying to play minecraft who wants to go get more friends for law reasons why is uh kirby kid not been kirby this game because that's a good question because i want to be kirby ego it's always about that ego always about you i seriously can't even win i can't beat kirby playing a kirby game on my own channel this is so messed up what what who wants it okay okay go so initiative pick one pick one no i don't want to be that guy okay that one yeah okay marks it is hello everybody my name is max goodbye would you guys like to read my manifesto no i would not actually i hate your beliefs genocide it's actually pretty pog if you think about it i really don't agree with that statement is he actually just karl marx copy dish i am very cool okay i didn't want to be the fire guy anyway you're talking about us killing people and that you killing everyone we want to be because yo-yo doesn't care about your feelings i got a more important question i've got a much more important question why am i bulls french i'm my god in this realm you're just a little gremlin bro that's all mark today it's just drunk bulls whatever no you have more let's look at your move set balls get i am not paying for overpriced beach buffoonery oh my god oh goodbye friend of all oh look at all that it's really really friends wait i just realized there was like something down here oh it's just a different we can go here now okay it's a shortcut it's a secret path anyway first place dammit that's not possible actually it is very possible that's why you have number two instead of one my turn okay you choose a buddy on be gooey gooey that's from dragon quest yeah a good game take that back my hat's on fire oh god jump on the river curvy champagne oh god it's burning i'm gonna go down god is very silly looking i just licked up all the stars yeah you're hungry bro he needs to eat i will absorb the nut blood just get on my back short jump brothers let's see what we can do that makes sense for marks you know a friend tower to fire of a giant friend laser beam why are you looking as nuts bro oh my god hey get off of twitter please no more twitter i'm begging you marx you're toxic enough as is oh it's too late he's on twitter where are you guys going well up here getting concussions because you were too slow about it i'm just relieved that wasn't me for the very first step you know i'm obviously very proud of myself run from the front ball oh gosh it's too friendly we're gonna die it's not friendly at all it's just trying to give us a hug that's all bernie it's okay to accept that there is death in this game i just want to play oh my god wait you stole my very souls you stole my parasol hey what is this ugly character what do you mean you just got crushed by no you got reincarnated into what killed you dog why are you like this okay okay ninja fortnite did you fortnite take that back i guess you're ninja now okay never mind hi no i haven't actually i have heard of the youtube subscribe button it's a pretty cool feature that was one heck of an extra stage wasn't it i swear to god if you pick gooey i'm gonna unfriend you piggy and be louder than him why not have two ghosts hey let's go the animal friends the boys okay can you beat a fish and just make really loud boys this entire time so i don't have to hear anyone else okay yes hey guys look you see we're playing so well and making so many friends but the textures are coming back to normal dark matter's rain is finally being appeased well that didn't last very long okay boys here we go oh wait for me everyone [Music] the game don't cry about it crying about crying about it cry about it you can't escape there's no escape you are a pawn look harry's picking up arnie kirby oh that's so cute i bet he loves being banned vanity you are not the main character how is this for ego there is no escape from your intimate demise now that we finally got all our dream friends we can now face deity at the clash of his castle i'm not your friend guys do you mind if i explore my moveset real quick let's have a look thrust spear back thrust multi spear thrust skyward thrust ground thrust what would the spear throw what a spear barrage wow that's crazy triple triple throw thrust because that's very effective in combat i don't want to be bugsy i don't want to be bugsy either i guess no one has to be bugged event oh well no i will be bugsy now i'll be bugsy please let me be boxy you're having a good time can i just say that i absolutely hate my life right now big model d right now what is the problem i don't i don't really don't see the issue here i can't even get them why do you want to hurt them what happens sucks look listen harry you keep making through this boss fight as vandanty i believe in you hey oh my goodness that's so indecent thank god gooey is now dead canola express your feelings express your love to him accept your love for deity bro go ahead we will support you all the way i was that's me he's ugly he's so ugly hey i want to be dusty here we go there we go oh hey here you go here we go now you can beat this one wait start your heart throw your heart throw your heart i am and there's our friend harry you have proved yourself worthy of becoming king ddd yet again welcome back brother i prefer one of these well too freaking bad now do the dance dance dance for me entertain me dance hey and now roll the credits thanks so much for watching our kirby star let's play it for everyone this was such an awesome game we had a great time playing we really do appreciate you tuning in it was quite an honor honestly playing a new kirby game like this that was so awesome be sure you liked what's this and the journey continues onward yeah we killed a man yeah no no no he's just really tired no no he's praying train friend king dedede is finally at the dream palace we already knew that i know oh yeah yeah you didn't know we got more friends didn't you kirby huh you pick old know-it-all huh you're so smart aren't you what a pimple brain you got wow you're so smart friend time yeah you have the same name wait what oh no oh no yeah so as you can see he is different batman he's got some sick ass moves can i beat a dark matter night two maybe next time i don't know if pop star is normally this dark maybe it's just night time or something silly i'm going to kill everyone though please don't do that kirby we need to let people spawn in you're that wasn't a character that we could become anyways kill them all this guy cannot be our friend unfortunately sorry about that yeah taking out the trash oh i improved guy all right i know the way follow me you did nothing but miss on those swings that's my neutral look at my pressure vote my air riser [Music] i have a penguin his name is pitch you're making things up right now you legit fought for cleaning dude wasn't it an actual copy ability why would he because why not super power is broom well bro it's rather powerful bro you dirty take a shower i don't know how did you get in there i'm a background character you literally the background character you're terrified she's giving me a ride i look fine i'm not being suffocated at all what's that in the sky it's a giant plushie oh my can you make me allowed to play the game again please yeah sure if you insist it didn't work oops oops let's just all come in horses that should probably do the trick okay i will give you powerful bombs are you ready wet bomb i'm gonna put them out oh wait i don't know how that works there we go oh god shadow kirby you ever done geography if we do this enough then this the rocks will erode oh yeah the sediments will dissipate eventually what is that it's the front circle so let's let's just cooperate you know cooperate yeah cooperate let's not do another nasty situation from 3d world am i helping i think you are possibly i mean we're alive so that's a good sign i'm getting first if i don't get first i'm buying everyone 100 plushies uh well about that thanks so much to kirby kid for funding the plushies i really do appreciate the support dude hi kirby don't worry someone will turn on the lights soon we got two friend stations oh it's my boy i am rex whoa [Applause] you get all manners of rat friends imma beat a [ __ ] with another [ __ ] no no one wants to be the children i'm simply asking who they suck welcome to my uh tour of this character there you go hey look at how the character sits on the star it looks so stupid turn around turn around turn around this is my only underwater move why does your ice work underwater don't make sense this is good the continuity is flawed and i want a refund how is the watermelon still edible in the water are you gonna tell me that watermelon is born in the water i got a question this girl has like a space laser and she uses a paintbrush she's an artist what do you expect i love how these guys are so polite that they open the you don't see that in other video games man how about the power okay kiss give me the power kiss me on the lips kiss me kiss me in the lips damn it okay okay i'll kill okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay 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to know everyone's name in kirby games right who names a tree i want to be a state freaking wyoming i just want to take a moment to appreciate that vernies compared knowing all of the characters names in kirby to knowing all of the states in the united states oh yeah i clearly know what the difference is okay i clearly know what's more important do you want to be someone else harry umbrella i think he's having a good time he's having a moment just let him do his thing you literally forced him to be someone else i i just thought he'd enjoy having a whip more than i thought you said he was having a good time i don't think he's being honest with his responses what the hell is that it's a spider see it's coma oh yeah you guys you just did it again i just thought you liked it yeah i want to be alive the illustrious thief from kirby's squeak squad is back and there's nothing he can't or won't steal he stole my heart dude you're breaking the puzzle bro oh explain this elements are a scam it's a social construct at this point science just isn't real honestly it's just kirby yo guys i found an infinite in this game he's already dead bro he has a family oh i messed up my infinite like molecular sushi even here's your cool one-time ultimate move i will do it when i see the moment now the moment is now the moon i'm sorry frosty i'm really sorry so you just killed all of us too i understand i mean you all insisted hey bernie's how does it feel knowing that bandana d won't be in smash it could be in the next game you know he could be in the next game hey you know if smash open don't got me i know rousey forgot me that's all i need let him decide shh oh my god i don't understand you sincerely get help so i didn't even click that automatically i think after a while it just says you know what you've you've been here too long oh i see it auto picked bro the game knew who you really wanted to play no there's no escape bro it's a bit bright here don't y'all think i mean it makes up for the lack of brightness outside in the world guys look it's [Music] this is for scorpio you know what i can't stand this the constant friend abuse i have to witness whenever i take phoenix in a video game enemies in a video game this is not a scarfy this is what happens when you hurt scarfy that's just kirby with horns look at that now he's sad look at that we want to do these mini games real quick like one check which one should we play first chop chips or star slam heroes you know what you're kind of avoiding the fun one that info one looks pretty interesting try looking into it oh look it's your best friend tyranto oh yeah max power oh i don't know i was looking at the wrong guy oh i think i got it wait did you miss i was looking at the wrong guy come on oh keep going keep going keep going no i win i win i win we win no no i win yeah i'm so good at this oh okay well i won right yeah it's like golf he's an expert at kirby street of course now we can play the country crisis and world crisis stage not just the town being hit by meteorite but the whole world too isn't that great thanks kirby do they summon the meteor just to compete i imagine they would here we go oh i don't know you have to wait for it to go into the white ring i have to like line it up i'm blaming the impact away okay come on come on come on i know i lost but like okay fine i feel good yeah how good did that make you feel exactly all right real cool but how about when the world's at stake all right here we go you gotta both of your life kirby all right oh no harry's playing it is destroyed oh well that's unfortunate a poor timeline for kusamochi come on come on he's so good at timing this why must you keep grunting like that every time you burst literally every time i gotta show how much i destroyed that planet you don't have to show me anything look at my ego are you using this it's a very nice painting adeline oh you want to be mike oh [Music] harmony gather multiple singers for a glorious chorus oh i'm a hammer dude now wait hang on can big horse smash this oh come on we got to get in there unfroze it big horse yeah kill the scarf no we are not hurting the scrunchly well no money what do you mean we want all the money there is no blood money when it comes to scarfy murder it was the beginning i do not i do not okay before why are you because you keep changing me well you never say you want to stick with one a giant hammer and harry from the king himself can pound pegs flat god i love kirby lore i'm going to pound all the pegs i'm going to pound your mum's big boom perry that is not a peg that is my mother bridge i wanted the sword oh you wanna why'd you throw the heart at it oops i didn't think about that you would have you would have changed harry's character no no no no no i i think making friends is asian with a heart rather than my stomach it's okay well get through this okay bye friends okay oh there's money up here there's money there's money [Applause] isn't naval the name for a nipple guys look i'm working a dog in this instance i am the man working and this is my dog that's just my dog talking kirby you're little dogs they make content they are such comfort creators yes game thank you for saving me from getting crushed by big horse my god that was a close one yeah the classic oh the classic no no i miss the happiest you've been the entire time so far i'm just happy having a good time fighter joe ow goodbye he wouldn't jumped on me like i'm a goomba you killed him i existed and he suffered the consequences this time you're gonna find your ideal dream friend i just know you will yeah nice double the power how did you save him because i care about my friends unlike you savages wait a minute what if i just stay right here i'm dead that'll happen oh okay that's true that's right we actually can't save him because he's on yeah my god you messed around and found out good job hey dude i played starlight yesterday because of some wish i had to record it was awful oh god cubby sucks do not encourage him hey stop it everyone kept yelling at me for months we're starting we're starting oh here we freaking are ah my kneecaps [ __ ] are you okay i don't know this dude was celebrating something in the ice stage because i'm going to celebrate for him check this out i called it a musical number aka for you splunky look at big horse in the back oh take your pick y'all what am i getting uh water water that one rocking rocking rocking do you want to be rock game no okay it was literally throwing my heart at you you said no that wasn't me that was i said why did you speak for him i said no oh my god i was speaking the hair okay so then why did you why did you speak for me why did you i wasn't for myself you people i spoke for myself i'm gonna fly away now i'm heading to freak out do you want to be a poppy bro dude okay nice is that so hard yes really it wasn't me i didn't i didn't say that what the [ __ ] do you see what i mean are you ready let me piss straight forward no the for the friendship store oh are you ready full speed ahead with the power of friendship yachtings are at your mission there is no salvation when kirby's on the helm oh let's go yeah armies yeah i don't recognize this taxi driver i want it i might switch i'm giving you a one star review on uber bro i hate to hear everyone really enjoy the ride look how happy they are uh-huh yeah and what are you doing you what do you mean what am i doing it teleports me to you when you go off the screen why didn't you go on the screen look at me look at me everyone everyone look it's like i've been picked first for pe you're the greatest dodgeball player of all time now keep fighting it's going through the roof up he's literally teaming your corpse i can't help it help me [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] this would be a lot cooler if i was dark matter night this would be a lot cooler if big awesome's here oh and there's the big giant space station known as the jim bastian literally plunging and penetrating pop star not cool dang dude that's like an among those references no it isn't oh look i'm actually there the bird i'm not definitely you touch me is our friend after all no not that one that's not nice durant is a friend they suck no we don't shirtless at 100k subs uh i'll obviously lose like 20 bucks bro okay so apologies oh okay oh well i mean i'm mad my word here we go what is happening what is happening what is happening we have some brand new friends to hang out with here let's bring in meta knight first who why what do you mean why you're just choosing for us i don't understand what the issue is the branding's off i know i should be curvy but you know ego give me something to work with you terrorized me for a whole series of kirby let me enjoy this all right chat who should be kirby one for vernee is two for kirby kid you don't even play carving with smash you're free which yeah which makes more sense kirby kept playing kirby or king k rool and sephiroth and minmin the game is frozen for me oh yeah you left just go back to the damn bastard whatever let it go for a little bit close your eyes and let god decide kirby my lord and savior please bestow me a new best friend yes yes i got the bestest friend in the world what do you mean you got demoted oh it's susie oh i'm i'm the e-girl it was fate it had to happen eventually for you yeah you got a giant mech suit it's pretty cool what's a scarfy that wasn't called for god we kill every single character so we can't please i will do my challenges see what happens hope you can't let's befriend the orb he's just a little prickly okay you're gonna be a waddle doo hey everyone hey what do you do hi waldo i don't know if you even have a spine sir it's been 30 seconds since i've complimented your beautiful face would you like a couple events i would love a compliment thank you all dude watch you just come back oh you're playing your favorite servant oh you're playing favors now aren't you it's like when you have a bird hatches and the first thing they see is that mum the first thing i saw was waddle dee and he's my master i like kirby's abilities microphone peeking we found the dark car we gotta make sure it's nice and lovey-dovey oh it didn't wanna look okay could we just literally jump around there i would imagine so these guys are blocking your pants we do have infinite jumps all right guys i got this don't worry i think you do got this i think yeah you actually just got this yeah like go crazy honestly i think i got this guys don't worry guys i got this you definitely win you seem to have gold on your team i wasn't aware of that even being an option but yeah sir would you like me to piss on the enemy you pissed on them so hard that their armor corroded good job yeah now they're buddies did he [ __ ] editor go back and zoom in on the fart yes sir this seems to be two of you now twice as hard peasant now watch as i call it you should look at him i'm hungry are you existent this is why bernius is a terrible kirby i want to be you did infinitely worse in our first playthrough you killed our friends i was in need of a snack he lived to serve he served his purpose say you say his name big horse i got the big poking stick fear me for i will poke you high five okay i can't i can't have guys everyone everyone is leaving me hanging i've been the map oh yeah i called it no bad oh so that's what the point of the mask let's go mouse guys it's time to bring back fat curry percent carry me home i can't carry you figuratively kirby just love how jiggly big kirby is he's so funny he yeah he's so funny oh no that isn't funny at all throw me yes i got oh i got this awesome i'm like a ninja [Music] yes we are all friendships which i feel like i've been addressed yet there we go i stabbed you that is the cutest way to ever click the subscribe button my utter shame i'm pushing it to you you stink poor jordans are fake i advocate that we don't do the extra stage it's all in favor what why i'm gonna do the boss fight well too bad you little baby you're not ready if we lose to the extra stage then our characters are canonically dead lose how do you lose exactly protect me i am morbidly obese wind and fire okay no okay so we got wind my brother got turned into a bird wait we can teach birds words uh pogba's pogba oh subscribe comment what the heck hey who's the first obstacle i want a refund do it i dare you no i'm going to read your future no this guy's lame i hate this mess this guy is weird jim arose would you like to know your future oh my god no shut up i guess i'm rock now i wanted to be a rock i'll be honest i love that this amount of power for once in my life this chaos is funny oh my god we're both kirby you know what i don't feel like playing the game look me up i'ma go i'm deroading oh my god a statue in my honor this is my fan art such a sassy vodka kinda shoes you just killed me yeah because you were being a suspicious person this ego problem needs to stop now [Music] no one doesn't i don't see a problem do you guys see a problem do it to me too do it to me too i i see you give her to me i see a problem i'm at peace hi friends look at all my new friends this is so cool i need to go to work oh we're about to head to work right now trying to purify these dark hearts wait she's stealing the heart that's not cool man bond jam what did you call me but i do not wish to waste my time with the pointless chapter so i won't even i just did i'm a contradiction just know that should you attempt to oppose us i got that [ __ ] thing on me this chick talking to us and telling us her evil plans and just like a bunch of us little bastards are sitting there like you suck are you why are you french i want friendship google gaga i don't know what the heck you're saying bro what's world domination yes yes fight my men fight oh baby bottle goo gaga that's for bernie i got it i drank the milky is that what people refer to as a mommy milker why did you say that why did you say that no no no no no no no i'm not moving here why are you saying this no we're not moving past that why did you say that explain actually hold on pick up a squirty gun look out no i got this electric you missed no i i'm not target you missed befriend befriend we must be friends why can't we befriend them this game sucks sorry i can't be friends with french people i'll penetrate my navy staff into the enemy okay okay okay i get the point i get the point please tell me more no no actually i'd rather you don't yeah we got plenty more to go to don't worry i feel bad about being a bad influence so we're all gonna reform are you doing this we're finally having fun oh you're having a good time that's so sad i'm sorry i'm saying those guys look stupid you are wet what service why do you keep killing our friends so we're gonna get harry and new friends who are you gonna pick for it it's time to be the friend you cherish the most no no time for you to become your best friend you can try you can mess around and find out see what happens oh look at this stupid moveset spider stuff how unimaginative he's a lame-o he can't even save his friend um goddess and i intervened sorry to say this clumsy smartypant stumbled his insect deserved on a journey he's a simp not even gooey knows why he's here but we're all glad to see him show up you god damn right we are let's go gooey what dog what pep yeah my queen oh yeah swag baby let's go i don't know who put so many subscribe buttons in the world but i'm so glad they did yay big kirby cute guys is that what you want me to do is that what you want me to do i'm perfectly good on being so advocated for kirby's cuteness you don't have to say anything wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it was on the ride that was not fun can we go back no why not because i want to play the level oh be sure you guard and die but i don't want to well you know what's fair enough you have this injury stick straight here wait go back to the polish okay okay this feels like a sleepover party and it's like 12 o'clock and it's too late to call my parents i don't want to be here anymore um and i see you are once again choosing for us well no one played maglor yet kirby keep wanting to play someone else so here you go i wanted to play your animal friends you are choosing for us again ego i think he's literally in content mode where he's like oh i need new content but he needs to be variety oh look i have to beat him okay all aboard the train we have no likes oh sick air time bro oh god you're the kid oh we gotta gotta get down no well they would everyone keeps pressing jump it's not me is that me or something [Laughter] oh you suck wow someone really likes pressing the a button don't they it's like a really bad sonic the hedgehog level no it's a really good one because kirby's in here it'll be kawasaki i'll be okay at least okay so no you've given us the worst characters and now you're like oh no you want to be huh gooey is not the worst how could you say that about him die die die no for the final battle of the gym bastion you guys can go crazy you do i mean if that's the choice you want to make sure i have no projections oh he's just chilling he's just watching he watches from above welcome back deity good to see you i've come to take control look how about this let's just all talk over a snack you are having you're you cook some living things you kicked you just cooked a living beef you're trying to distract us with you go to a red lobster see how they like it okay but lobster is tasty oh i didn't know the morality came from how delicious someone is yeah yes i'm an egotistical wife i'm the crazy one am i actually being too much of a jerk i would like to stick to the characters i want to be sure okay okay i'll tone down the power trip just a little bit don't no no no do not say okay okay like it's a negotiating thing hey you stuff your little pink thing hold on let me do the voice okay go crazy you got this all right you're the one who is so rude to sweet francisca aren't you don't you gooey looks high this [ __ ] is crazy now you must face flamberg that's me i will now begin my ballet recital oh no here she comes oh look out everybody that was a close one old is the swiss cheese in the background you know that fresh swiss cheese has holes in it right it's not like it doesn't have holes when it's moldy we're kind of looking to get in the protest i don't need any of you i stay on the grind all the time literally protecting the back is that like the next level of signal males literally becoming the bag protector i don't care no guys actually that didn't protect the bed that only hurt the bag we made it all the way out to the gym bastion it's time to feed these stupid idiot mages once and for all why won't you die you can't slay me i'm literally god what is a god to a non-believer an idiot i am sandpapers and don't think about the eldest of the three generals of interfering interloper interloping any interlopers any interlopers watching let me know in the comments any interlopers i shall destroy you here and now how about you don't vote marx enemy bro i'm not the world's a health bar i know my life i mean technically you do have help i'm not the one with the big health bar that is is certainly spitting oh oh my god the bit rape damn i'm happy i'm sorry [Applause] how could you be such an opposition pieces already within my glass firmware graspy oh oh wait dude that's not good oh that's not good i'm gonna jam kick your ass when we get out of here oh look at this it's a front pad you know what that means we gotta friendship our way out of this joint all these innocent lives were killing me i'm so sorry i just want to get out of here don't you dare act like you have any sense of pity i i i have a little bit of pity there's a little bitty i thought that was going a different way george not going goodbye goodbye we can't physically move backwards why are we so slow because someone's a funny guy taking a sweet time it's okay the point is guys not again dude we only have 70 lives guys come on yeah we're running out of time bro we all have that much life insurance left oh wait wait now we got to account for each other until like one second later okay i feel like this entire story was crafted by kirby that's like a power fantasy you might be on to something all these poor creatures just mindlessly standing there waiting to be killed by kirby wait why are we fighting why we gotta fight we just wanna go home i don't wanna fight you fight no i don't wanna fight you fight you fight i will fight is there a way that we can like save state so that we don't have to like go and choose our characters every time we load up the game you just backed oh that's unfortunate let's recap all of our exploits so far we've discovered the world of peace that is dreamland the world of miracles known as planet pop star we've gone even further into the fortress of shadows jim bastian and now we must venture into the far-flung heroes of space starlight heroes yeah the space is like the among us no it isn't oh yeah jump from my wedding i don't know i didn't even say i didn't even say you could but you know it's like you brought a trampoline to someone's birthday party oh but i didn't say you could jump on it kids personally yeah i think it's better to ask for forgiveness than for permission this looks like i have bombs and i have goons the two elements explosives and goons lorenza is not fun i'm just gonna come out right now there is too much tyranza slander i mean look like there's this i guess that's cool and this yeah these giant explosions aren't very cool honestly not being my playstyle who wants to put on the masking that's a great deku tree what the hell a mongrel so that's where whispy gets it from i get it now oh god oh god i want to go home to my wife and kids guys i'm afraid bugs only have a small lifespan and it's british wait what do you mean things against me hear friends get away from me let them both go on the no no he's like okay so red and then blue yeah there we go we're so smart [Music] there okay and now we go down that's what we've been saved this whole time oh you should have said it louder eventually with me stop no more pissing i just want to be friend with a giant fish lad oh did you know p that smells bad isn't always a bad thing did you know that only this many people are subscribed to my youtube channel please subscribe to me because i can't take all these piss facts anymore they're in space right now we can make him he pissed too close to the sun we're fighting these wait they're golden and so there are shiny variants i don't want to be food yummy oh my gosh you are cooking cookies oh everyone fell before me this is the longest ability candy ever broke this one it's different one two three four five six seven eight you thinking i'm great oh no friends look at this dude i love him oh she doesn't love me though there we go i'm sorry i didn't want no she just took that right this is literally just like that one level oh my god dude oh this is great duke duke left i'm still here are you actually leaving to play with us what the [ __ ] what's wrong with you are you kidding me all my friends are leaving me please come back i'll come back you can play among us literally any other time of day except for the day i had to meticulously plan to record review people from three different time zones no keep swimming just keep swimming just keep swimming [Music] oh good for you guys i wish i could relate and this puzzle is hard [Music] this whole god damn time that's that's that's the title of this next video gaslighting my friends and kirby kirby gaslight friends i'll just have to ensure that my victory is complete this time completely [ __ ] i said complete not completely you dumb thing anyways are you gonna miss you missed yeah i didn't literally hit them i'm just happy to be here oh i have a spiky shield oh oh there we go my dishes she just got webbed on watch out watch out i don't understand you people i feel like this episode of our playthrough like really fits the title for once of it being kirby's stupid allies oh yes oh my was way too close that was some indiana jones crap oh my gosh oh who's this it's crack go hello the cli cyclopedic is that i'm never gonna try to pronounce that just keep yelling at him [Music] ah damn chili built different he survived all that there we go let's go ddd that's who i feel let's go nice in that case let me go kirby oh wait oh wait you know what screw it do you want to be kirby i'll let you be kirby sure why not we're going to go all the way back to the origins of our communion fine by this honestly let's do it now you're going to have to change the text on editing now i'm pleased oh no i'm going to three two you know what if that makes me cringe i don't want to be based who would have thought my search for pajamas [Music] i wanted to see what she was going to do with all those swords okay oh god hey here we go teamwork it do make the dream work because we come from dreamland [Music] that's why you really just died work calculating by the boeing i don't understand y'all i really don't y'all confuse me they're just in the way we have a lot of love yeah we only have and fourteen lives let's make it bigger i knew my hands are out to control by the way i i'm just observing it's better he's not helping at all okay there you go good job guys dream work makes the team work oh yeah oh yeah look at all this control dude we got money i did it i did it everyone no we did it whoa that's where my heart was going this whole time i'm in a full heart that's a thing no we gotta do it for religion too it's just too much of this game i i just like that's the same [Music] you to boys surface it's a germ bastion it's the dearest wish of lord highness that no any interest justice i mean it's defeated you seem to be in my way you're actually in our way we're trying to get to the oh oh that wasn't very nice oh dumbass well then we do not have enough energy to revive up dark lord must we allow ourselves to fall into oblivion i don't like oblivion that sounds painful boys please tell me forever that's not what it says well this guy's a bit weird yeah he's a very strange honestly uh religious guys oh my is this guy is this guy wait oh damn my freaking by my spears they go wee they have they're going to kiss you reference all right this is my favorite theme in the game now oh yeah oh why does he look like i don't think hearts are supposed to be that spiky ah guys oh okay fine no nap it's time to go no your power up friendships sparkler let's do this whoa look at everyone what a big ass arena now this would be a good smash date nah they wouldn't make it legal because there's point two frames of flag if you have eight ice climbers on the stage that's right yeah there's something wrong with your heart bro this isn't what's supposed to happen i want to see a cardiologist yeah this is not at all yeah void termina isn't what comes out of a love apparently okay all right here we go one of the greatest boss fights in kirby history here we freaking go oh my god oh gosh oh god come on kirby move out of the way i i have a dodge i didn't realize oh he's gotta electrify giant dual blades of course he does why wait okay we survived it's fine now he's down for the count quickly let's get inside what else can we possibly do situation are you going inside oh we got it from the inside bro we gotta take out the heart [Music] so this is the power of friendship versus the power of enemies this is the power of friendship thank you oh it causes which time apparently too it's just that strong oh god which time oh we got him why is it so durable oh god back up back up back up back up literally do not interrupt okay this is overpowered as hell dude yo they turned the saturation up for a second great observation it looks greater now oh here we go he's down yet again time to go back in the face for chop you're banned from southwest airlines i hate that we have to go into his neck hole yeah he's happy now oh he's so happy to see you he's too happy he's too happy oh i don't like to look at that i don't have to look at that bro kirby you're better than this you're better than this okay i'm beating his ass i'll go i will kill him [ __ ] so close we've saved kirby i don't think that was kirby technically in the lore it is no no it's like basically he was the original kirby oh oh he's not done though oh oh god no it's now he's dark matter again i don't like that kirby help me come on i think we won yeah yeah good job guys oh he's not done he's not done he's not done with the power of friendship i don't think he's driving oh mario party go go [Applause] wow [Music] we go wake up dude dude wake up mario link wake up link hey we're all good we saved the day we acquired the star allies at long west look at all of this wait kirby you missed you want to say bye to us first oh that was nice bye kirby bye guys still while player one one's getting the most points this is so much biased it's a bunch of cards this is me waving all my subscribers heroes in another admit dude we gotta receive the tutorial let's just look past it don't don't tell me the tutorial i don't care but your painted chances action-packed challenging mode for kirby and his friends another dimension in case you know we're going to another dimension with his friends if we want to beat it we have to collect all the hearts okay oh we just jump right in i guess excuse me oh do i strip into the portal here we go all right we're running what whoa oh dude this level looks so good the design of this another dimension place wherever we are it's really pretty these tetris blocks are on crack or something our first friend hearts the first of many oh now i can turn the fighter what's going on i even keep my ability to cool oh i'm here now hello there poppy bro don't bomb your brother we need assistance ah what you need the baby why are you so mean to us the level said to do it okay it's just simply good game design it was in pain um yes painfully good game design oh my god yeah i gotta shook wait that wasn't even me this is like the most challenging puzzle i've seen in a kirby level oh my god the tightness yeah i know my lines are on the line for this this is intense i'm just pressing a what about this is intense gameplay kind of fire though i mean it's my friend that's my bestest buddy oh friend no wait no oh yeah now you're he yes i am he wait now kirby is not here he doesn't need to be oh thank god okay okay no need for the hostility he'll be back soon probably not yeah let's kill them no they're gonna hurt us more than we can hurt them okay click the button don't click the button don't click the button oh that was a close one one of you needs to do it okay i'm a goober with a spear i got this ah we can't go back wait so yeah i think we i think we failed do-over i hate it when burn takes initiative look you guys are still here though i feel dread oh my god oh my gosh that was an accident i would be real we were supposed to kill harry not harry look i put out my arms and someone jumped in i didn't choose that i need fire all right now i do no you had fire you literally have fire i love gas lighting and now i'll hit the button okay right there i am observing i am observing i am peacefully observing don't leave me hit the button i hit the button yep hitting the button this is the secret or that's the secret i'm assuming it's left because it's a platformer what are you talking about what are you talking about so i figured i'd mentor something over there like you've never played a platformer where you start going left to right and then you go to the left to see someone behind you where you start could you let me explain harry nothing is spikier than the emotions being displayed here this is funny guys sweep him away clean his dishes bro clean his dishes put him through the whole dishwasher yeah i am chef now we have a personal chef in our team what's over here though a horse see look at me looking outside the box that was a hard puzzle dude oh my god let me have a moment of intelligence just a crumb of smartness i am too thick you're going to fall you're going to wait to push me yeah our team morale is at an all-time high oh i wonder why oh everybody will not be cause you're overthrowing i think it was based in epic of course you thought it was yeah of course i did because i'm based in epic based on serial murder yeah guys wait direction you know what that means everyone spawn him in you know what to do big horse big this is actually the most fun level can we start always i've ever played what the heck guys what yeah seriously like memes aside where was this in the main game this is so cool all right this is so we can't even get one survivor no laboratories that was great greatly traumatizing oh i'm so excited oh it's my boy wispy yet again wow oh my god emo woods other worldly arbor what is that word like tree you know like arbor day arbor your mom that oh my gosh come on yeah can we befriend him please help me can be friended please can we not oh man dimension one cleared perfection first trying everything we're so good at this game uh yes oh i get it okay so now we can choose our level and now we're gonna stream level two here we go oh yeah harry i don't think you're having a great time right now honestly why is that shut up no no you're not having a good time i want i want you to have fun what's going on dude why didn't you swap when we could give you the option to swap okay well then stop complaining then and you're doing this to yourself okay okay i wasn't complaining at all until you asked me what the problem was you clearly yeah yeah yeah yeah you're leading a good friend inquiry about your issues without you having to put in any thought into it so sorry oh my animal friends my boys literally named rick he's the best one he's the best one he's just a giant fluffy pillow i'm a friend and he can turn into a fish oh oh i know what to do here i think uh we gotta use s to carry me into the door [Music] do you do you got this to roach do you do you got this okay i forgot we had the same issue when someone tried to do this before in a puzzle but it was just very confusing for some reason oh oh shoot good grabbing tonight geo kinesis he's a hamster ball how do you wait the key oh was not the intended solution that was absolutely not the entire solution but we're just so innovative oh why did you die so i looked away for a second and then the next second i was headed to the l harry you gotta move here here we go i don't want two of these bastards on screen ill wait wait hold on we can make one full marks you're not invited though now we're we're going through metamorphosis right now it's going in the way i'm literally just going away i want to perform mitosis [Music] oh my god this is terrifying bugsy's just sitting here like what the [ __ ] it's my king for real shout outs to guy you're the best always will be bye gooey hello chilly how kirby's back have you prayed to your lord and savior today i mean i have prayed to gooey yeah all right y'all for once harry harry i know that's you i know that's you you rambunctious scallywag cease your any presses guys how do we get the uh yes there we go yeah okay down up down up left right left right down up you missed it it was all on you okay dude that's on me that's on me yeah you all i can admit to my mistakes now i'm legally allowed to just press the a button i won't interfere i won't press anything y'all got this no practice practice what that getting that one because the first one i missed you missed i i just said that was the first one i missed yes so i was practicing but i you you when you you know when you when you went when you when when you went hey i can i am just watching bernie's play at this point my controller is on my good go i'm really trying this was not easy does not seem very difficult to be honest okay okay okay great observation dude what was it me that wasn't me that wasn't me that was harry that was harry that was absolutely harry bernice is throwing i didn't do that stop tormenting me stop you are so mean to me okay wait wait wait wait no you messed it up no how good i actually got that no no i couldn't have gotten there i physically couldn't hit that button okay i can't win i can't wait i can't win you pressed down right at the end and it like stopped our momentum for a second there we go yeah i'm so good we should encourage me my favorite teammates in the world thank you yeah i love you too the most all right i guess vernees is choosing so who wants to be who i'm good with whoever but let harry be someone i'm waiting harry open open invitations you're who you want to be hurry up who do you want to be what is wrong with you where's all of you no can't deal with this oh oh and here he's choosing i did it i insanely jump for the heart have fun yeah he loves character he loves this again look terenzo i mean harry you can gladly take the friendship balls you can gladly yeah i can see your spherical orbs being shot at me okay just do you want to be someone else oh unfortunately that's not an option i mean technically it is but you know you just said you could be anyone um anyone except for me i'm too awesome to be anyone else i'm sorry that sure does sound like something to dictate look harry what do you want to be just who do you want to be do you want to be deaf okay i'll give you someone close to death okay someone you've seen who else do you want me to choose no yeah he's like very obese he's probably gonna die of lung failure soon makes sense what the [ __ ] i don't know what else to say why would you say that well who else was a deaf mormon this obese penguin oh no it didn't mean don't cry no don't cry he's supposed to be your friend and you just insulted his wife and you say i'm a monster this could be a nice bonnie experience you know i'm never bonding movie it's not like you ever made the attempt either you insult me and by dandy on the daily oh the parallel nimbuses they're not called nimbuses pissing on me ow like okay if you call me cringe and tell me to pause i'll pause and read you yours where's the lord oh pools pause paul's read the law where the fight the law huh where's the law it's not even funny about this guy about all right here here i got you chat i got you how do you defeat that wishes ethereal we hit him oh no okay almost done blowing on him we gotta like cause condensation to happen with my ice wow there we go what did you just say dude he does it for he does it on purpose no i i what else kirby was just we're gonna dance what else does that mean shut up i'm doing my job no we we don't need stone for target practice we need stone as a friend there we go thank you kirby kid for being the mature person casing freaking points come on don't you worry about the rock gang no okay it's a heart something that you all lack it's green is it you're not the one to talk to me about colors but you can't even look at one your irl shirt my irl sh what other shirt are you referring to that's yeah that's blue shut your way it's green [Music] wait [Music] okay half of the hearts are done we're almost there wait how was i supposed to know okay wait no yeah there was no way if that wasn't [ __ ] 50 50. we couldn't have done anything about that we literally can't mess this up twice we literally can't stop it away good and we do it one more time yes yes guys yes wait what wait there was one down there how do we go wait are you sure no no there's no way we actually no wait okay marks come back you statistic stupid-ass grape okay here we go another friends circle on the second round all right so wait wait oh god also are we up bro it's okay oh we're so good yes we are what okay so yeah the last star has to be where we started okay yeah there we go there we go and the other one has a star yeah i mean yeah yo yo parallel nights whoa he bought a very skin from the epic game store yeah we're getting outplayed by the skin to be honest actually the next game has micro transactions kirby landed for forgotten micro transactions what the heck what's that wait oh oh god he's calling riva orb oh what is happening i'm clashing with him dude i was sick come on die bomb oh my god oh oh oh oh it's fine we got it i have slain my parallels you know something i want to point out about meta knight fights is that you never actually fight meta knight that health bar represents his mask i also saw that tweet okay okay duke okay okay it's generally a cool theory though i i just think it's good oh look at the background yeah it's getting more and more intense how far does the sky go though it's the sky eventually it can turn into space while we're in space okay the sky turned into the space into the space wait what wait oh no oh okay it's fine i am dead oh no maybe magalor has an epic move he can use oh yeah drop the whip gotta throw my giant boat at it maybe oh you're right oh we are gone by the way the hour is no we gotta cover every dream friend no dream friend no star alley left behind [Music] so not not yet obviously there's a solution here obviously [Laughter] that was the solution okay that was the solution i don't understand how that was a little middle i just just don't have the just just don't hit the middle please just don't bet oh [ __ ] i don't get you people why do you hate this character so much but personal thing didn't do that against tyrande we only have 23 more lives we gotta get our [ __ ] together it's not a [ __ ] challenge i know we're tuckered out we've been here for it's really long been interesting but we could do this i'm gonna piss in the middle of a horror all right so make sure you just look around yeah i'm just be observing that's uh no there's no way that the game is like you didn't get all the hearts no no more good ending on this thing there's definitely no way that this we're fine guys it's a curvy game they will never do a story like that sakurai loves his child and i'm sure and then in turn he loves us in some way it's fine let's just defeat the next boss fight here we go they point them in photoshop and turn on a negative filter oh he's hot oh oh dee dee uh father sorry bobber sorry father father father sorry father sorry that goes easy yeah that was actually the easiest boss fight we've had the entire time it is done we've conquered every dimension oh it's left it's a few meatly hearts oh we got a hundred friends that's what i mean oh wait the final dimension that's a bit of a relief i wish we got all of them but you know what we got the last level right in front of us might as well take what we can all right here we go a final boss maybe i don't know let's see what happens oh boy continuum is support i don't like it i don't like how the goopiness is space i don't appreciate oh the heart wait we're about to fight the heart oh wait oh god and it's whole too what oh it's dead thingies the scepters uh oh oh god we pierced the heart is that like us why was he in there i don't know well he went in the heart so now we gotta break him out of there thanks for freeing me you will die now oh god not even scary it's not even a scare oh oh i thought those were breadsticks this is a weirdness i'm battling okay that's one breadstick consumed how is he doing it with tree logs i don't know because i went three logs all this time apparently so he is the lorax and he is friends with the trees [Music] the ultimate dimension version what is this i really thought lord highness we said to have been swallowed into the void and now i find myself at the is that you no no francisca blemberg get over here oh nice but the respondent oh it's you again well there's nothing else to say but can't blast you you guys realize you were literally manipulated into a cult by this guy right like he literally sacrificed you into a giant heart of death shut up [ __ ] blush yeah baby i'm saving we the three mage sisters will bring this battle to which end we don't want to fight man oh here we go oh we finally have them once and for all oh god you all beat their asses here we go get these repentant retaliators get their ass they're observing they're studying your movements oh my god no get out of here what the [ __ ] no i'm not okay now partisan is coming to play finally wait what what the cannon how oh my god where was that i don't know man i wasn't ready for it i wasn't ready for it we got i got mama come on come on i don't know i get here who died okay i need help oh god we all need help i'm coming i'm coming help help help guys guys oh my god oh yeah that was pretty easy honestly no it's [ __ ] blind that was the coolest boss fight ever why is deity's line of vision different why is it partying right now it's literally not what happened to him final results oh my god the blemish shot is this missing eight hearts damn it sounds like it cares we did it well let's see let's see we got a total of uh you know 112 hearts that's a that's a lot of them yeah close enough we got an s ranking yeah that's pretty good heroes another dimension actually the best part of the whole game so far sincerely that was amazing wait oh all the horses we got they're coming together kirby with the big heart it's huge press the button i know what it does let's be friend with me sisters yes yes we saved them we literally saved them with the power of friendship in love and now they're very confused where are we what if we jump to our legs uh i think they don't bow into us in respect give us our legs we don't have those unfortunately we're fresh out of legs where are we going oh oh here we go we made it home that doesn't look like this does not look like home it's where we started so close enough the water is over we're gonna see our families again finally yeah they're our friends now i wonder what they're gonna do now where are they gonna go who knows don't come back bye guys have a nice life we'll miss you oh yeah you're right where's it going wait oh hi hey we brought him back yay it's a happy ending those are the bad guys yes but we made them good guys i hope this isn't the longest session oh my gosh shut up shut up with that another adventure has been complete we saved literally everyone we could in this game muscles eight people yeah you know we no one cared you know it wasn't there it wasn't about them anyways uh we did good it was a good time indeed we have only one thing left to do and there's heaping packed content-filled game no we have arena mode aka here we have uh ultimate shirt my ultimate choice thank you kirby for your input yes yes we have that very last mode to do damn i got a lot of points huh what an incredible side venture that was that was so much fun let's talk about fnaf floor all right it starts with these two guys right william afton and henry they made the animatronics and they were working together at fazbear's family diner his first victim was actually henry's daughter who turned out who became the puppet his brother michael afton decided to pull a funny little prank on him and he put it he put his head inside of uh freddy fazbear's mouth michael gets his guts scooped out enter jumps inside of him and so enterard can escape i am a sad person and i'm listening to naflor on saturday afternoon in my room i swear i've made a purple guy edited yeah i remember you did yeah i found it are you serious didn't even like the tweet now we're typing the final mode in the entire game the ultimate choice and i'll be completely honest i never beat this mode sorry to say not a fake fan i just [Music] okay screaming is necessary okay i didn't know how to roll without the difficulty okay i'm sorry i'm as clueless as gooey why would you say that oh true god bless you because you kind of need god in your sight right now why does he just sneeze i don't know i mean he sat on gooey from the very beginning of course he wouldn't treat him well anyways ultimate choice you know what to do it's like arena except spicier it's a spicy game both yeah very very spicy lots of pepper in that zest here is built like bird on i'm not gonna say who what do you mean like that dude what do you mean by that you see bird on there right yeah i see bird on somebody else built like that i'm not gonna say who oh i i thought you're about to hit me like bird on these nuts or something i i don't know i i i just assumed when i said that why would you why would you assume okay so look we can start the sweet breeze the mild stroll but zesty expedition the spicy adventure or by sicily frets check this out so that we can go up more yeah that's a good point kirby yeah let's do that there's no abilities for me oh they're not accounting for kirby man that's not okay yeah damn imagine if you played another character you'd have an ability right now well i mean i have to deal with the consequences oh no i guess i'm currently this is so sad you're ugly as heck that's not very nice it's just wispy i can't throw my part at him it's the worst mode ever next bus look up you got cool hat yeah i have to say you guys are really cool there's bonkers i'm gonna be hammering over there that was mine it's weird back off it's my territory you gotta get a haircut father i miss you so much no wait what happened did we even get to eat it y'all just melt the banana out of me and i can't even have a piece say brother how does one throw those dishes you gotta run and then you jump in oh yeah it's an anti-air bro okay fighting game bro he plays fighting games and whatnot are you shad little man you play fighting games i'm a sad big man actually no all right the plates are really good yeah we're doing this faster than usual by using the plates we're literally serving these boys on a silver platter it's almost like kirby's not quite as good in this game i'm literally just existing with hammer bro what is wrong why the hate have a plate i am so generally shocked by our sheer power i see the first pause of the law of the law okay guys pause for the law no i didn't mean it kirby and friends will face against a gaggle i don't want to ever say that word ever again of super spicy bosses in their unending quest to gobble up everything in sight i guess going kawazaki and kirby was fitting huh do you refer to a group as a gaggle yes yes do you as people gaggle what else are you doing like we're a gaggle of idiots right now okay yeah yeah now you can put them in the thumbnail what we gotta play as vampuva we need the game we don't we don't know what he wants to play i want to play some do not care don't you racial musical video i've never ratioed anyone in my life have you ever tried yesterday ratioed vernees on my old account got this shut up okay ghost camp let's get it [Music] we did it what a sizzling victory that was an easy first going but now we're getting more friends to play as i literally do not care they're not chef kawasaki i've seen the light and it's a plate listen shine that light into the fiery showdown of the infernal crisis yeah wait hey wait we didn't even have to wait we didn't even have to get older okay i don't know everyone was just oh you got 120 hearts to get all these characters yeah the sisters suck on that where the chub shut up and pink kawasaki no i want to play with my sisters first ben kawasaki let's all sit back and let him play the game and we'll just cook okay that's fine okay let me go up and you want to show off the sisters we're just gonna have a nice meal in the background i keep the fang on me oh my god i freeze with cherries dude there's damage output oh my god hello all right a little bit yeah yeah hey i can just hold this bro i am zeus hello i am in danger now i know i didn't put the mate sisters into curb fires too because they would be even more abusive than magalor somehow hello whoa whoa whoa whoa i'm sorry i'm sorry i got eager i'm sorry relax delicious who's going to cook the food thank you foreign for you wait what i dare you to do a fortnight dance what just do that okay okay just give me give me a moment give me the name one moment you instant okay okay [Music] do do do do why did you do that someone gave me ten dollars i've done worse for twenty dollars okay oh my god jesus christ jesus christ right now just kill him right now i think we can maybe uh well just about basically wow i know bro i got that thing on me you can't contest me i'm the better version don't count you just ask wait what's happening oh [ __ ] what am i doing oh my god wait you're shooting the complete wrong way i see that but let me try again then boom hey yo let's have we are throwing i'm literally better than everyone i'm really better my ego here's the eagle yeah yeah yeah i got it guys i got it literally i got it you'll get the first phase yeah the the easiest phase i can take out all three of them as one sister i got i can prove your work my work shall be proven you guys having a merry old time over there i'm sure we would have beaten the boss already honestly oh really really let me end up with my special move mango one fork i am the princess with her three butler chefs gosh i think we have a customer you eat cereal dry we can't give him milk he might be lactose intolerant we haven't asked about his allergen problems we don't have any food to give him right we must be the fruit wait what we should cook this instead yeah we're gonna have to cook a giant meatball that'll fill him up he looks like he wants second helmet let's serve him he's trying to skewer us we're not the entree bro nobody hasn't been at kirby academy 101 never skewer our ship that's a thing this man's never gone to the kirby cafe before they don't know how it's done he wants this wheel over time he wasn't burnt it is time for the second helping oh my god i missed i'm sorry i'm not a very good chef you're messed up the recipe i wasn't in the ingredients list i'm sorry dinner is finally served i think he's allergic to paprika good game plans gentlemen good game play good shopping that was hecking awesome oh you enjoyed that shut the [ __ ] up we're melting your souls put it in the pot stir it up eat it hey this is the route we're going through i gotta join the skulls in the sauce protein it's the super ultra final omega battle make the ultimate choice with soul melter what's that mean i don't freaking know we must initiate him into the gang hello hi hello hi hello hello are you know how to follow the plates yes i do reject rock gang embrace plate gang [Music] it's as deep as cooking no no no no no he's got a full belly now that's all our ingredients bro one customer for each of us guys kill the customer serve them up and we're going to get served you're right here's the plate oh he served him could have got some health there i guess but we just want oh we're good it's fine it's fine it's fine ah picture's great you know what's great putting you on a plate all right here we go everyone the possible final battle the last course of the evening i don't even think this could be how we end off with t posting kawasaki's in the middle of space but here we fricking are ready to serve the best meal ever created in freaking pop star he looks very hungry boys oh and blue all right this wouldn't be happening if i was driving uh sure let him drive the boat i don't think this is the time for such needless arguing oh my god goodness this is come on okay so how far back did we go that was a pretty [Music] we're not going to take any damage because you know we have okay one yeah what [ __ ] i am giving to all of you people oh thanks man i don't know oh i switched to you the main sisters are three people why is it a triple the health bar escape doesn't make any sense we're fighting a big demigod right now flying a giant star and you're worried about ui problems have you never played a kirby game before why is that the thing that concerns you why are you concerned about a health bar why are you confused by kirby killing a god for the 18th time don't care careful this ratio you fell off stop you're not twitter you're better than that ratio use this reply as a dislike button you've got a thick healthy health bar right now yeah half dead equals healthy on you just have to use that third attack oh no we skipped it void soul the asses of chaos we gotta read no telling if it's true but according to the ancient scrolls void termina may rise again in other forms depending on whether positive or negative energy is gathered it seems this being of darkness will wonderful galaxy until one day he is reborn into a new existence when he returns hopefully it will be as a friends [Music] ah i'm gonna just go i have to go above go go go yeah we did it death ratio incredible victory yeah we get a bonus literally for surviving up plus a plus minus plus ratio what uh oh i love how adeline's just terrified of dark matter and like gooey's kind of like dark matter in a way it's like get awake in a week away there's such a niche thing you said i have no idea what you're talking about if duke knows the finance of freddie's war but the back of his hand man i know the curvy lore at the back of mine that just means we're equally sad as human beings no that means we're equally insane it's the true mega final ultra omega battle no regrets make the ultimate choice with soul meter ex so after this is gonna be the truer mega final ultra omega battle right exactly that's the format this is one of these initiation into becoming a chef okay wait wait wait wait wait wait i failed culinary school hold on now we have to fight the parallel bosses it's gonna be a whole new challenge here i'll cover you i'll cover you kawasaki dang i can't get an element on my sphere and i realize it oh yeah that's right chef crosstalk he doesn't have an element the only elements he has is food oh god we finally come back to face with william afton krakow two chefs for two are really hungry clouds i'm gonna poke his eye like really really hard there we go that works oh this is neat oh boy what the the music and the lava all right i think we should kill it quickly good idea i'm crying oh the big stairs right we got her we did it i got skewered no no i don't want to get cooked i got you thank you i took no damage from getting stabbed of a giant flaming sword bandanna is just too powerful once upon a time a poor girl climbed up a tower in desperation on me struck by lightning damn that sucks rip bozo i think she's cool actually why don't we play the mage sisters that's what i've been saying uh yeah but then we can't play chef carlson oh wait she died though so i don't think she's cool actually yeah wait wait wait move oh all right [Music] and we took that from him in theater we call that bodyblocking sometimes you do it on purpose very funny quran it's like he wasn't corrupt already that perfect dodge oh god oh i forgot the lore oops i've never seen people so upset about missing a paragraph don't worry my cooking will save you i'm getting cooked in a completely different way oh there's a cutscene what a nice little oh this is all right there's a little morpho knight i'll move on my ex come judge me judge me day but does it have plates though oh god oh i don't think it needs place it doesn't need plates oh they're not very happy faces those aren't happy faces he's got two giant butterfly swords rod that's why we have to run kissy kisses homies just about oh yeah he's down 50 thousand points final battle agent orb it's round hello hi everyone we're about to fight god again i wonder if it's the same guy again but different color green green pink green pink green oh it's kind of pink okay you're not bad oh look we get to sing a song rise or dark little despair cross the stars play ways to care rise and cover both light and sorrows man your symphony of anthony newspaper and all tomorrow's god this song sucks but why are we so depressing dude do you know how to drive oh god if we die like if we die here we have to reset our oh my god he's coming to the air two more eyes i mean three more eyes i'm too scared to count i know how to drag the ball stop saying it and start driving we are about to die it doesn't doesn't give me some spice thank you i'll give you some ice i just need five minutes to order dinner i will be right back hey be careful you're kind of close to the door so be careful when you're hitting up like that why am i a cpu control options can you pass me the joy-con bro i want to play too i guess it's like if you say yes to continuing with the cpu the person can't join back well that's just great game design faison zendo very freaking cool the lore of all these sisters they were about to die the area they were in matches the element if i was going to die suit to like a car was going to run me over i'd become a car yes you have car powered just hypothetically like just uh just spitballing here like if vernies were about to die and he was like really close to a toilet yeah a little cherry a little cherry on top that was incredibly painful sunday hey yo funny idea what if i dropped a boat what if you did it we're on a dodge we know why we have a double jump it's all coming together he has an eyeball on his head is that the breath of the wild reference oh look we're breathing is that a living reference the ice being displaced this is a global warming reference zap the evil thing crap out of that meatball oh oh oh oh okay oh now they have shock waves of course they do yo let me drive the ball ah oh about time this is easy we have half a health bar just one more eyeball to poke out and then we can win oh there's two yeah of course there's two of them twice the stupidity oh the dragon there's a third one oh holy [ __ ] oh there's one you only have one head how do you have four crowns what the hell is inside of you this time oh it's all rainbow and stuff wow voice but very original everyone our very last lore reed the final battle at head boy turns his first steps towards a new age and plays a tyrannical rage will he find nap time gentle bruises treats he may even dream again a dream of friends united let's reunite him with our friends after we beat his ass i don't get this curvy can be determined how is he hurting it's a long long star you'll learn when you're older we read them all the time lunch time read more of me read more of the lord [Music] spin cycle of friendship i don't know if he hit any of it i better hit all of them actually yeah that's a good hit he's laughing at me stop laughing it's not funny garby it's not funny oh my god you're so uncultured and that's why you died you dare call me uncultured you know actually i can't lie that was pretty impressive i'll give you that finally somebody appreciate it it'll be even more impressive when we finally take this guy out bro we're literally almost there oh god he's really really big get out oh my gosh look at all the stars it's over kirby it's over oh he smiles he's faking us for reuniting him we freed him at us we're uniting him with what truly incredible victory that's what you know it's a really good victory oh my god that would give me classic kirby oh i'm so happy me too man oh yeah we've read all the law and then one guy in chat no you didn't know you didn't the ability played extra play are all a lot sweet extra planet um symbol squiggly line that's sigma extra plenty spoink oh it's a horror oh it's cute okay don't don't get crushed don't get crushed okay i was scared oh it's kim yeah friend girl yeah yeah don't make me kill you three lovable idiots give me your honest opinion how do you like star allies how'd you like this game i want to go home it was okay that's it's not like a four out of ten a five out of ten i give it a five out of ten i give it like a six maybe a generous seven wait oh my god no it's not among us i'm a little shy oh dude oh no no no no i am your friend deal with it no please don't block me on twitter that might actually work oh wayne oh we literally have solved every puzzle the wrong way and i love it we have such an incredible group dynamic we're just so intelligent in all the wrong ways this is the most fun i've ever heard i don't think we're ever going to defeat this game honestly why don't you stop talking smack and put your money where your mouth is i'm not the one who's driving though oh you died when you hold shield it drops you down well now we know i'm bugsy now and vernee has made me sad okay good cry cry sob what if i do what if i do i will laugh at you kill the wattle deuce oh while they're down you all suck i'm sorry mr woodstock i am not sorry you must die you are impeding our progress you impede our progress more than any boss has it's a game oh my god what that's actually amazing i don't remember this being in the original guys i think the emulator is messing up that's the final big subscribe button and here's what comes out i'm saying that we love kirby yay this is how you do it and bonkers and kirby are on top as it should be thanks for watching our stylized breakthrough i'll see you in the next game we play [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] you

Channel: Vernias

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Keywords: kirby, nintendo switch, kirby star allies, nintendo, switch, vernias, vernias kirby, vernias kirby star allies, harrybook, kirbykid, playthrough, gaming, gooey, marx, king dedede, bandana dee, bandana waddle dee, kirby dream friends, kirby star allies dream friends, poyo, kirby star allies gameplay, vernias star allies, vernias return to dreamland, kirby switch, kirby stupid star, kirby's stupid allies, kirby star allies mage sisters, kirby star allies jambastion, kirby gameplay

Id: pO9dcfB53sg

Length: 114min 34sec (6874 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 12 2022