Kids Think Pregnancy Is A Joke

hello friends it's me and today we're watching a video about two teenagers about to have a baby so you gotta say it it's weird it's weird for me my name's haley my name is matthew and we're pregnant it's always funny when the couple introduces themselves as we're pregnant as the man no you are not i'm pretty sure you don't have a baby in there using your bladder as a punching bag but anyways you're telling me they're about to be parents you got to say that because you're pregnant my name's hayley i'm 16 years old and i'm 32 weeks pregnant my name is matthew i'm 16 years old and i'm the dad congratulations the dad y'all look like you barely just learned how babies were made and somehow got one on the way 32 weeks bacon in the baby oven when i met haley i was talking to one of her best friends i seen her in the background on facetime and i thought she was cute for a second i was like wait you're saying this in front of her you're talking to your baby mama on facetime and then oh who's your friend in the background she's cute see that's what i thought he said but he was talking to one of her friends and then he saw her in the background and was like that's the one i want to impregnate i didn't think that but still she just looks like a preppy white girl why'd i have to be white she was mean though because you're white but why you gotta call me white girl i don't know what am i supposed to call you this is so awkward it's like going to the grocery store picking which bread you want you want multi-grain or you want white let me get the cinnamon raisin so i told her best friend that i was talking to i asked her for haley's number and then i went off on him because like that was my best friend and then the next day we started dating well that escalated quickly imagine talking to this guy on facetime and then suddenly the next day he's dating your best friend that was in your background that he thought was cute what happened with her best friend that ain't part of girl code unless she was like okay you can have him she's probably watching this now like dang i really dodged a bullet with this one let me see these pictures by the way oh look there's a little thing thing that says i'm a girl look at the baby's little thang thang they're the type of people to look at these pictures and be like why isn't black and white when the baby is fully developed will it come out in color i've had other crushes but i wouldn't kiss nobody i was just kind of weird it took me a while to kiss him because i was really innocent forever took her the longest to make out with me it took exactly six hours for them to make out but we had before that yeah i'm sorry what do you mean you had sex with her before you kissed her what how does that even happen how do y'all get it on before even having your first kiss it's like animals that just found out how to do it i wanted to get my noodle wet it's hard to get the noodle wet when there's a piece of plastic covering the noodle he's talking like this in front of his mom in front of his mom oh man i would never you could only do so much as a parent oh she's right you can only do so much this is just so awkward if i was a mother i would either smack them left the room or all of the above she has your nose for sure when i found out hey he was pregnant she sent me a picture of her pregnancy test and told me she was pregnant he's the type of guy to be like what does it mean are you having two babies his reaction was just like oh oh i don't know i didn't know how to react to it so i just reacted normal i'm pregnant oh dot dot dot that is not a good reaction i would be like oh well also i feel like this is something you should tell the person face to face if possible i mean you guys go to the same school probably see each other every day they're basically kids i wouldn't know what to do either i started crying and then i started laughing i don't know why i was just like i guess i was nervous and when i'm nervous i started laughing so i started crying and i just started laughing i started crying and i started laughing and i was nervous so i started crying and then i peed and farted and charted myself and then i cried some more i mean that's what happens when you're like hysterical like uh oh what do i do honestly if this ever happened to me the scariest part would be how my parents would react i would have been done for that would have been just the end there i wouldn't have even had a story just instant death i was kind of excited but i was just like really nervous i was just like i have to tell my parents now and that's the most nerve-wracking thing i'm surprised she like went to our parents right away my parents were very strict also if i think about it from the perspective of the parent if it was my daughter it's like yeah it sucks mistakes were made it's too soon i wouldn't like abandon her be like it's your problem go figure it out i honestly don't understand how parents can do that to their kids when i told my mom she was really dramatic about it i guess when my daughter's older she told me that i would do the same thing like i'm not gonna let my daughter have a boy in a room like my mom did and that's how it starts growing up i wasn't even allowed to hang out with guys my dad yelled at me for trading yu-gi-oh cards with my neighbor friend who happened to be a guy and keep in mind i was like 10 years old and he's like you can't do that anymore i'm like why not like because it's a guy none of the girls in my school like yugioh what do you want me to do spawn a female friend but like she's 16. and her mom let her bring the guy over go into her room and lock the door and see now i understand why parents never let us lock the doors i wasn't even allowed to have anybody over and they took the lock off my door they took the handle off my door it was a hole you can peek through it all hours of the night my daughter is our age she will not be having boys staying over the house just not going to happen i have a son he can have girls over whenever you want no no this is exactly what happened with you guys if we had a daughter she can't have boys over but if we had a son and he could bring as many girls over as he wants you better say on roblox a roblox you can have as many girls over as he wants but real life no no no nothing nutty i take a little responsibility in haley getting pregnant it happened underneath my roof matthew and his father were having some issues i took him in he stayed in my third bedroom they tried to sneak each other's rooms yeah i do have guilt if you spend like five minutes with this kid you'll realize he is down bad horrendous just the things he says the jokes he makes i wouldn't want that kid anywhere around my daughter she really heard them upstairs and was like 10 o'clock at night what's all that sound upstairs haley rearranging some furniture or something good for her getting creative with her room decor what time's your sister getting here i do not know you are the only two females i i i really got in my life you're the most important person in my life and she's the second second why is she that four bro that's his sister he literally just said i have like two females in my life his sister and her what what do you mean your sister is second you got a crush on her or something yeah at least he didn't say ariana grande or kendall jenner i already know how katie's gonna act when she meets haley i just hope haley can handle it katie has the personality of like a cheetah and haley's like the the sit back lazy hippo that doesn't like touch and stuff i guess that's not what i meant i just called his girlfriend a lazy hippo oh it's okay you're my lazy little hippo i sure do got away with words do some research on a hippo yeah do some research on a hippo google images fat lazy hip ball and you'll see hayley hibbles are fat that's not what i meant what did you mean let's do some hippo research water quality is a hippo known for an enormous head short tail and four toes on each foot this one knows how to dance so katie she did flake on this it's real embarrassing that katie didn't show up how do you expect anybody to trust you if you're not gonna show up not gonna answer the phone you're not going to answer the text it's how my sister is how my family is it's how we are so your whole family is just flakes sister didn't show up when she was supposed to meet her brother's pregnant girlfriend also like y'all are on tv tlc filming a show don't you want to be on tv recently matthew has been like talking to me like a little different than he usually does like you know call me pretty he's been texting me late at night and telling me not to tell haley i don't feel like that's right so the worst part is haley's best friend you know that matthew was talking to before haley starts hitting on her girl no one's the last time she followed him 30 minutes ago he hasn't texted me in two hours oh she's not gonna answer so he's texting her best friend and not her i don't care if he's at work or not okay look i'm gonna snapchat and see if he answers i don't know why y'all are fighting over a guy that needs to collect all three brain cells that he has put them together to be able to form a proper sentence he opened it he opened it basically matthew has to have his phone open to see haley's snapchat but i called him at the same time and he couldn't answer my phone call he answered the best friend snapchat but not his baby mama does this guy even realize that they're in the same room together looks like he got a crush on my friend i didn't know what to think when my best friend was telling me that my boyfriend's saying all this to her because i was supposed to trust him and i'm having a kid with him i was just really confused like i don't know what to think they didn't even have the baby yet she's still pregnant hey this friend is not loyal horrible she's being really weird too like acting guilty girl have you never had anybody compliment you in your entire life that your pregnant best friend's boyfriend calls you pretty once and then you just go throw it all away your friendship with your best friend just over a dork's attention like she crying and she's gonna sit here he just knows he can do anything and i won't break up with them i just feel like i'm not good enough for him anymore oh no when i told you this dude was down bad from the start talking about getting his noodle wet in front of his mom that guy is no good i don't have the same body as i used to and my body used to be a lot better than it used to be and i've gained so much weight and i just feel like he might not be attracted to me anymore so he maybe wants another female instead of me that's horrible that she even feels this way like when somebody starts treating you like this you start blaming yourself like is it me like does he not like me anymore is he not attracted to me anymore but honestly you deserve better i feel bad that she feels like it's her fault you are literally growing an entire human inside you you are going to gain weight her friend on this show for clout best friend shady man shadier what a mess anyways i saw them on tik tok and i wanted to like watch the whole video with you guys but anyways that's all for today i hope you guys enjoyed this video if you did make sure to hit that like button though and make sure you turn on notifications click click and subscribe join the wolfpack oh i love you guys so much thanks for watching bye guys

Channel: SSSniperWolf

Views: 6,253,210

Keywords: sssniperwolf, sniper wolf, reacting, reaction, funny, pregnant, pregnancy, couple

Id: I-DV18_OFmo

Length: 10min 26sec (626 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 25 2022