Kids Say The Darndest Things 107 | Funny Videos | Cute Funny Moments

i know why wine has germs in it why because first first everybody drinks things these are my boobies [Music] [Music] what's your favorite food because i like the sauce and the sauce looks like blood how do you say alligator okay where did you come from i came from god sent me down into a peanut and i was stuck in a peanut shell and mommy picked me up i'm a human now why are you crying i was in the computer you want to lick the computer that's really sad why would you be popcorn because pregnant you ate a popcorn seed you ate a popcorn seed at target greece you're not gonna grow popcorn inside of you you're not gonna grow a popcorn baby i promise you'll just poop it out so i was just i was just on zoom i was beatboxing not really paying attention but looking at the screen and then suddenly it just said zoom and it was like it was over and what were you doing that you couldn't pay attention beat boxing oh you be careful [Music] okay now what's going to happen to me and i'm going to the dress and i'm gonna bite you and you are gonna be dead are you kidding me happy birthday cece [Music] you're old you're old is that what you said i got a friend from north dakota and he's pregnant [Laughter] my appointment was good does it hurt still yeah and it doesn't taste good it doesn't taste good what does it taste like i kind of don't know it's kind of from dirty dishes or like dead fish dirty dishes or dead fish yeah yucks disgusting happy birthday to you [Music] happy birthday to [Laughter] [Music] no the wind blew it hold on oh my goodness [Music] actually we could get a piece of paper then paint it like money twenty dollars hold up your apple what kind of apple is that a lot it looks like a butt yeah you're gonna eat it i'm not gonna eat a butt up [Music] jameson did you eat emma's cake no i i didn't eat tea in my hand where's the cake yet and my hands you didn't put it in your mouth i planted my hands we'll go give it back to her don't you eat that cake lord what do i do i know what to do lord the lord the lord has to tell me to play the lord is telling you to clean up no to play what you doing huh that what what did you just say a power oh why we don't say that word sorry okay i'm not picking up that it's too scary you're the who that's why i'm a candy boy you're a candy boy parker what are you doing what are those my boobs are so big they're left in my stuff i'm sitting on the rock with my worm what well you can't keep them huh what what what are you gonna do with them i'm gonna keep them but you don't know how to feed them yes they do what do you feed them worm food where do you get worm food at the store what if i have another baby but i like this one this one is good this one what happens if i eat this one it's going okay it's gonna burn my butt oh grandpa brought a chair he got smart huh he didn't bring one for grandma though what the heck you're supposed to get my one too why because grandma's butt is too big [Laughter] thanks love what are you drinking beer daughter it's beer [Music] i love you boobies you are ridiculous broom you look the definite [Music] a helicopter oliver what do you think you would like to be when you grow up hi mom what about a dad no mom yeah big boobs go katie go go go penny go go go candy go go go candy go this is not dress-up yes it is dress up see that this is not dress up and what is it though oh it's lips it's clothes yeah no that's dress up no it's not one you can't have one i want a boyfriend no on a boyfriend it's not allowed no boyfriends i need a boyfriend little by baby guess what baby ones get bigger what do you think snakes eat um people [Laughter] what what else do you know what else you have to feed today i want this style you have to feed them my cerebella [Music] do you still want a snake i would make a little sign that says i polish shoes and it'll say how much and you have to give me 50 bucks that's a lot for polishing shoes probably more than some shoes they're worth 50 bucks because i'm going to make your shoes shine it's going to be prettier than your wife you

Channel: Kyoot

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Id: uK5fWE-vBGA

Length: 9min 46sec (586 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 27 2021