KIDS ARE STUPID, CHANGE MY MIND 44

my eight-year-old tried to fake me out at bedtime these eight jobs had the wrong headphones on the entire flight he watched Mickey Mouse Clubhouse and she watched Barbara's dream house but the headphones were to the wrong iPad so each listen to the opposite audio for our flight I'm not putting any more money in their college fund this award for originality goes to my sixth grade student that tried to sneak his Apple watch into class by telling me he is on house arrest and has a court date shake my head give me that watch and its detention sir could hear a faint scream I started to panic ran to the noise turned a corner and found this congrats kid never actually seen anyone do this in real life duck around and find out it was me I was the ducking stupid a big note from I don't need Diner I can eat paper PS C how do you tell your mom that you got a hammer stuck in your mouth my kids been wishing for a basketball for Christmas every day four months when he discovered this present today he exclaimed I know what it is it's a chocolate ball had a phase as a kid where I would carry around heat Source in a holster [Music] hide and seek with my two-year-old [Music] I wrote this when I was eight my family is atheist December 9 2008 my family and I celebrate Christmas Christmas is celebrated on December 25th every year we celebrate Christmas because that's when Jason was born Jesus I celebrate Christmas by having dinner together we also decorate a Christmas tree my grandpa takes out a small Christmas tree then we decorate our front yard with many things sometimes we go to a store to buy gifts for our friends on Christmas we might Build a Snowman if it snows my girlfriend works with children at an after-school program she found this gym made by a seven-year-old maid we are framing it I'm dark you are a duck me turns on the Family's newest Netflix Obsession of which we are five episodes in eight-year-olds wait why does she have the same name as Wednesday from The Adams Family my little cousin said he drew a picture of me I'm gay he happened to write I hate flies on the page too because we were at a restaurant with a lot of flies my aunt almost lost it before he explained Roblox in 2018 when I was 9 or 10 years old I loved playing Roblox in high school on Roblox it's a game where you can make characters and role players them at the time I was obsessed with Five Nights at Freddy's and there was this character called purple guy he was one of my favorites and I always played as him also I was not fluent in English yet I'm Serbian as soon as I put his name as my nickname people started attacking me saying your guy who were having no idea what they were saying I just replied with yes guy purple guy and people kept bullying me I then left the game logged out and didn't play ROBLOX for a month turns out I didn't know how to spell guy a dad who found mysterious scratches on the Bonnet of his new car discovered it was his own son clearing the snow with a shovel his seven-year-old boy wanted to help him by clearing the snow but instead caused over one thousand pounds worth of damage dad Humphrey said it wasn't until Wednesday that I saw the scratches their absolutely terrible massive scrapes I checked the cameras to see what happened and then my son was using a shovel he found outside from building work we were doing to get the snow off he said he thought it would be satisfying bless him the ironic thing is that the car wasn't even going anywhere he just wanted to help out I was 13. I ordered a four cheese quesadilla at a restaurant thinking I was getting four cheese quesadillos I proceeded to not eat it since it had four cheeses in it my nine-year-old sister's secret stash of Captain Crunch in her bathroom [Music] my kid's favorite present is her or egg my brother-in-law handed him he has zero interest in actual presence [Music] Dad look I cut my hair why well there goes any more Christmas pictures this year [Music] my son's biggest fear when I was a kid there was a presentation in my school about instruments a girl played the violin and then proceeded to explain that violins grow with you I stopped listening and just assumed for five years that violence were like an animal that grew with you to fit you I only realized it when I started having violin classes and I had to get a new one because it was too small for me I was stupid I found on Geometry Dash Sub-Zero reviews this is trash can you please delete one of your levels I'm angry no one should play it why the wave is so hard this game should be deleted only joking 70 000 is how I lose man I hate this gay I turn no game anymore you don't realize how people lose one chance you better delete okay are you better delete power trip or I angry I wish all levels will be Auto after you nerfed you this is hard I hate wave and spider my nephew got himself stuck in a Dustbin foreign [Music] found the best hide and seek spot lol I told my wife this would happen but she didn't believe me writing swears in Mad Libs is a coming-of-age tradition for little boys lmro Mad Libs Santa's wish list nut my nut wife Mrs nut While most of the nuts around the world send their Christmas lists to me I'm the only lucky nut who gets to send my Christmas list to you the nut Mrs Claus I was very good nuts this year so I hope you'll get me the one present I'd really love going on nut adventures with you my one true nut we can go camping in the nut Beach we can take a cruise to the nut River we can even stay home and sit by the fireplace while we read books about nut or play card games like go nuts and old nut I don't care where we are or what we do so long as I get to sit with you Merry Christmas your sweet duck Santa woke up and found my little brother tape my TV remote and alarm clock I love this kid but what the duck was when I was five I was climbing a fence right next to a windowsill I fell and split both lips on the windowsill and if I remember correctly I chipped a tooth blood was pouring out of my lips and I went to the emergency room overnight getting tons of stitches I couldn't eat solid food for weeks I usually just ate ice cream anyway when I got better I climbed the same fence poor child fun story when I was around 10 11 my parents bought a new jar of peanut butter and I wanted to see how deep the jar was instead of doing the obvious and measuring it with a ruler I decided to stick a pencil into the peanut butter and measure it that way they had to throw the whole jar away I wrote this on the back of a calendar page and mailed it to my grandmother when I was 10 for some reason safe to say I was a weird kid out of season No Good Reason changes may always seem to happen bird's wings not always flapping if you hunt them out of season get arrested for no good reason if you fail to pay the bail then your permanent home will be jail 97. when I was a kid I didn't realize that the song I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus meant that Daddy was Santa Claus I was like holy shot mom is an adulterer younger cousin insists on painting my linga tips instead of my nails trying to teach my niece US history when was the US founded 2018. she found out she has lips toddler's sister says something brother mishears her you have lips tears no I don't have lips when I was little my father tried to teach me English with VHS in English I only found it annoying around seven to eight years old before I'm not sure I noticed that I didn't understand the dialogues it was a dumb idea I snapped in English until I was 20. when I was a kid I once wanted to skip class but had to have a good reason to do so so called and I got hurt on my bike and need stitches and then the next day I took White Gauze and put some ketchup in it to mimic blood and then wrapped it around my arm to show I was really injured and then the ketchup started smelling so had to put deodorant to make the smell the lengths I had to do to get that letter of absence was just so dumb I went to a real shot High School between zero five to zero nine they really didn't give a shot best exemplified by the year 11412 English classes which were mandatory by the state but there was like no curriculum so we spent most of our time watching movies or in the computer lab playing like quick or unreal tournaments also my physical education class amounted to the teacher handing us the answers to the written work when it was required so we could spend most of the time playing sports which had no grading attached to it in fourth grade we were all heavy on Yu-Gi-Oh cards until they're started being conflicts with trades so they banned them we came back around late fourth grade with B blades as a new thing and all seemed to be in good fun for a while it got competitive but it kept us busy and our teacher didn't mind that we did this during our free time there was some trading but the value wasn't really there since it wasn't random packs most of us just bugged our parents to buy whichever ones we wanted until this one mother Ducker found a be paid Forum on which he discovered the meter that was 100 times better than just making random be blades he came in one day with this jury rigged monstrosity that was completely unbeatable and it sent the autistic kid who always had a one as to one sitter into a total rage where he escaped through the classroom window and ran off into the woods and that was the end of B blades foreign we went to a really terrible Baptist Church one of my friend's parents had banned Pokemon guards but not Yu-Gi-Oh which has a lot more dark magic slash spoopy evil demon stuff because the church had said Pokemon was bad but hadn't caught on to Yu-Gi-Oh yet so dumb I'm still Christian but I don't Proclaim it half as readily as I used to because the beautiful core tenants of kindness and humility have been replaced by stupidity and hate in so many places foreign cough confiscated in sixth grade because I pulled the tube out of my bag to show some kid who then proceeded to knock me out they confiscate them and tell me I can come back on the last day of school with a parent to retrieve them we show up the last day of school and magically my shut is gone as we were leaving the office there was a yellow sticky note with my name on it on the ground some claimed my shut and they didn't bother or care to verify who it was I'm 40 now and still carry a bit of resentment towards Ms bar and the middle school I attended Butch I can see why your race was Miss instead of Mrs we weren't allowed phones at in school when I was there we had this one teacher that went scorched Earth on any student she saw with one I remember a friend of mine had stayed after school hours for some club or to work on something with group because he lived part way out of town and couldn't easily come back in he takes the bus home because of this but agency stayed late he was calling him mom to come pick him up this teacher happened to be walking by it was nowhere near her classroom saw him on the phone and demanded he give it to her while he was talking to his mother he basically said do you want to talk to her keep in mind this is at like 4 30 p.m class has been out for over an hour at this point she backed down but it was a pretty solid example of how she was really nice teacher but she'd probably elbow you in the jaw if she saw your phone I got my son one of those kids smart watches when he was in grade three that I could set during school time he couldn't call or text during class but could during breaks and after school except if it was an emergency there was a button on it if held down for a few seconds it would directly call me well one day that emergency call happened my phone showed my son's name and emergency and with my heart and my throat I picked up asking what's wrong and I heard my son's voice and two other child voices taking turns saying were camley back and forth pronouncing it in various funny ways he must have leaned on the button accidentally I hung up and struggled the rest of the day trying to decide what was the right parenting move do I bring up the fact that he and his friends weren't paying attention to the teacher or his work long story long I made were chameleon chips for an after-school snack when he asked what it was I said guacamole I had a feeling you wanted some today and he looked at me like I could read minds my brother's first word was ball that year for Christmas my parents bought him a bowl and wrapped it up without putting it in a box or anything I said he's obviously gonna know what that is and they were like he's literally two years old he won't be able to figure it out Christmas day he saw it screamed bowl and kicked the unwrapped football into the Christmas tree completely unaware he was supposed to unwrap it it was glorious one of my mom's friends knew a kid who pronounced truck as duck and liked pointing out all the trucks he saw apparently the kid once said look at all the little ducks trying to point out some trucks by a playground but accidentally pointing to some kids who were playing at that playground instead oops this reminds me of a story from when I was about five to six I saw that someone had scratched the sentence duck you little kids into a piece of playground equipment and though I didn't exactly know the context as to why I knew it was a swear word and that the sentence seemed insulting in meaning as a result I was absolutely indignant about it only I kept voicing my outrage to everyone I Knew by quoting exactly what it said including the word duck my parents at one point tried to redirect me to say the letter F instead to no avail I asked my dad about this the other day he said he probably shouldn't have encouraged it but apparently he'd be with a friend and would ask me hey what did that person write in the playground and I'd go on an angry rant about how they wrote duck you little kids and how outraged I was that someone would write something like that in a place where there were these aforementioned little kids since this was coming from a five to six year old though it was hilarious and my dad and his friend just laughed their races off if it makes you feel any better we went on vacation recently and my 12 year old nephew asked where we going when we were at the airport he knew we were going on vacation but he didn't know where I've honestly never meant a person like him before he can be so dense it is almost scary one time we were baking something and he misread the ingredients and was about to put a cup of salt into the dough nothing in his brain when that sounds like too much salt he was just ready to pour it in I used to teach my fifth grade students about personification by pulling out a pencil and explaining how personification is assigning human qualities to objects and such I'd have them say hi to Larry the pencil and talk about how Larry had dreams of helping us take good notes and maybe draw now and tea and I'd break it in half mid-sentence law Mr you killed Larry was always a hoot it really drove home how powerful a figurative language tool personification was [Music] when I was younger I used a cookie sheet to get snow off my sister's car I didn't realize until the snow had melted and the paint on the car was dry I had scratched the clear coat all to hell she was convinced someone at school peed her car my brother and I thought it would be great to clear the ice from my dad's new Ford Ranger in the 90s we went out and knocked the hell out of that ice without any knowledge of physics our dad came out and yelled at us to get inside before we get sick and was left speechless he witnessed his two young kids one with a monkey wrench and Hammer beating the ice off the truck the truck looked like it went through a hail storm the size of baseballs he was so stunned he said he didn't know how to punish us I used to work in a science museum very popular destination for families and I can confirm that lots of kids explore the world mouth first seriously anything in public waist height although has had a child's mouth on it the ticket counters especially while Mom is paying little is sampling the flavors of all the hundreds of other visitors to have touched that counter I never got sick more often that when I worked at that place my son took swimming lessons as a three to six year old one year a reporter came out to do a story about the pool possibly being closed well the story turned out to be about my son he took a Band-Aid off and placed a near the Lifeguard stand before lessons began and after the lessons were over he tried to put it back on another day he was the only student without goggles and he told the instructor that was why he wasn't very good at bobbing every day it was something else with him the good news is he can swim without goggles when I was in ninth grade so around 14 to 15 my Spanish class was right after lunch and I remember that one day there was a kid who went to the wrong Lunch Period and came to class late he had an apple and a pack of crookers we asked him where he got it and he said that he got the Apple from the cafeteria regarding the cricketers he found a wrapped pack of crookers in the bathroom at least it was wrapped but still you this is a weird thing but when I was a little kid I did not like anything that were small like this it's because I had a fear of shrinking the scene of the kid shrinking and the Willy Wonka movie was terrifying to me I had nightmares of shrinking to the size of a bug and yelling out for help but nobody could hear me so tiny figures like this dinosaur could trigger a fear response just because it was similar something similar happened in my middle school all these events occurred the same day in 2013 although I changed the names I kept a journal for moments like these Shelley if New Year's is January 1st why is Canada Day on July 1st me because Canada became a country on July 1st yakults me I saw a stupid message on Twitter it said July 1st Canada's birthday happy 2013 birthday Canada Shelly that's stupid Canada is much older teacher when was Canada created whole class July 1st teacher what year the whole class mumbles an answer before one person begins to answer slowly and everyone else gradually joins in 2013 teacher face palm no nothing 2006 teacher if you get it wrong again I'll play another video whole class 1887 teacher 1867. 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Published: Mon Dec 26 2022