Key & Peele - Who Thinks They Can Dance?

[electronic music] - WE MET B-BOY JOSEPH IN ATLANTA, G.A. - HI, JOSEPH. - [British accent] ALL RIGHT. YEAH. START THE MUSIC. [hip-hop music] ♪ - HAS HE STARTED YET? - I THINK-- I'M PRETTY SURE THIS IS IT. ♪ THANK YOU. - YEAH, THANK YOU. - I AIN'T DONE YET, THOUGH. - THANK YOU, JOSEPH. IT'S--IT'S DEFINITELY A NO FOR ME. - IT'S A NO. I'M SORRY. - NO. - ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU, JOSEPH. - GUYS, YOU--YOU KNOW, I AIN'T GOT NO FORMAL TRAININ' OR NOTHIN' LIKE THAT. I LIVE ON THE STREETS. - THAT WAS VERY APPARENT, AS IT TURNS OUT, JOSEPH. THANK YOU FOR COMING. - Y-YOU KNOW THAT MY MAMA'S ON DRUGS, AND MY DADDY IN JAIL. - IT'S NOT-- NOT REALLY RELEVANT. - BORN IN A COFFEE CAN UNDER A BRIDGE. - THAT'S TERRIBLE, JOSEPH. THAT'S--THAT'S AWFUL, BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO-- - MY SISTER SHOT MY BROTHER WHILE MY COUSIN BEAT MY UNCLE. - NOW IT'S A LIE. - IT'S A LITTLE BIT MUCH. JOSEPH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, BUT-- - PUT MYSELF THROUGH SCHOOL BY RENTING MY BODY OUT AS A HEROIN SUITCASE. - OH, I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON. - WOW. - JOSEPH, PLEASE, WE--WE DO HAVE OTHER DANCERS HERE TODAY, WHO ARE WAITING THEIR TURN VERY POLITELY. NO, JOSEPH, LET HER COME ONSTAGE. - OH! OH! - LET HER COME--NO, JOSEPH. - IF I WIN THIS COMPETITION, I COULD PUT A ROOF OVER MY HOUSE. 'CAUSE I GOT A HOUSE AIN'T GOT NO ROOF. FOR REAL, THOUGH. - JOSEPH... - JUST ONE LITTLE THING, THOUGH. - DON'T DO IT, JOSEPH. - IT WAS A LOUD BRIDGE. - DON'T FINISH THAT SEN-- - I GOT HEARING DAMAGE IN THIS EAR. - JOSEPH! - AND ALSO IN THIS EAR. - JOSEPH! - THE BRIDGE HAD-- HAD TRUCKS GO OVER IT. - JOSEPH. - 'CAUSE THE BRIDGE-- - KEEP IT. - 15-TON-- - HOLD IT. PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH. AND GET OFF MY STAGE. - RA--RATED SIX. - JOE... - THAT'S A BIG TRUCK. - SEPH. OKAY, JOSEPH, PLEASE. AND WHO IS THIS? - OH, WHO IS THIS RIGHT HERE? THIS IS MY 12-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, WHO I RAISED ALL BY MYSELF WITHOUT THE HELP OF ANYBODY ELSE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. SHE IS MY INSPIRATION. - JOSEPH, IT DOESN'T MATTER. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO OR SAY THAT'S GOING TO MAKE US CHANGE OUR MINDS TODAY. - THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT RIGHT THERE, THAT'S HER DAUGHTER. SHE BLIND. SO I RAISED THEM BOTH BY MYSELF WITHOUT NOBODY ELSE'S HELP. - COME GET YOUR TICKET TO VEGAS. - WHOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! - VEGAS! - CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? I'M GETTING GOOSIES OVER HERE. I'M GETTING GOOSIES. I-I AM.

Channel: Comedy Central

Views: 26,107,871

Rating: 4.9460649 out of 5

Keywords: Key & Peele, Key and Peele, Jordan Peele, Keegan Michael Key, Key & Peele episodes, Key & Peele full episodes, key and peel, dancing, funny, comedy, Comedy Central, hilarious, dance show, break dancer, TV, comedian, funny video, comedy videos, funny jokes, hilarious videos, reality shows, so you think you can dance, how to dance, bad dancing, convince me, awful dancing, awkward, dance moves, TV show parodies, key and peele dance show, key and peele dance audition, bad audition

Id: JEzE3L-NKL4

Length: 2min 43sec (163 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 26 2012

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[u/wlyum3]

Fucking Alice!