KeeperRL - (Castle Building Dungeon Keeper) [Alpha 35]

so this is one of the games that uh it's just good times it's a good streaming game plus it um this is the the genesis of backpack is from keeper rl the genesis of nash tank is also from keeper io so um what what a game it's got both those things and uh you can't can't go wrong with both nash tank and backpack um but today i want to try something a little different i've played keeper iowa many many times and in the steam description here it says you clip your minions explore the world murder innocent villagers burn their homes build your dungeons lay traps prayer and salt of angry heroes but not today not today uh we have the ability to play the good guys and i don't know that i have ever really put a lot of effort into being the good guys in this game and so that's what we're going to do today we're not digging into a mountain we're not going to go around slaughtering helpless elves and humans and dwarves we're going to be the let's say helpless but maybe not so helpless elves humans and dwarves and take out the bad guys build ourselves a castle uh out in the open and and maybe we'll get a moat involved and we'll see how it goes uh i've i get this question all the time about i think i've said this before playing this game um like you know uh the question is i i like dwarf fortress and room world and those kinds of games but i just don't know i'm not comfortable or i i'm not brave enough to jump into them dive into those because they're so complex and this is my game that i recommend being the the intro into those kind of colony builders it's very very simple fast-paced colony builder like door fortress or room world um but very easy to get into and loads of different ways of playing i'm gonna be using a mod tonight and we'll see that in a minute not gonna change too much but just a bit of a mod um the reason i'm back today with it is we have an update which is alpha 35 um most of the updates for this one there was anything too exciting about this one uh most of the stuff is just sort of like little things uh rat corpses can only be used a craft undead and stuff like that you can't craft automaton corpses there's automatons are going to be in there with the necromancer things um i think a lot of the updates had to do with modding stuff so i thought it's best we sort of um uh we used a little bit of that and um but you know just try this thing out um it doesn't have to be a big update for me to play more keeper aisle i will accept uh any updates but we're gonna mix it up with some uh some play style differences and some uh um some some good guys hey raider how's it going uh steam deck compatible all right uh anyway let's try this thing out and see how long i can last um i've done there's like an adventure mode in this game and i've done a bit of that as as like a good guy night but as far as building a dungeon i think i've only done just like a little bit of it i think i died real quick so we'll see if i can not die real quick so let's go in here um i'm going to be a male keeper and i'm going to be a there's all choices we got knights we got evil knights we have necromancers and gnomes i could be a gnome couldn't i i didn't think about that uh we have dwarves as well which i have played the dwarves before dwarves you get like 12 dwarves and that's it you don't do any sort of bringing folks in goblins zombies cyclops we're gonna be um the night uh i have uh the good allies mod so it doesn't change much but it adds in to where we can recruit elves ants and dryads and elementals uh into my folks or the good guys uh if we were bad guys we could get thieves and some dry heads on that side i don't know adds them as enemies from it for us uh there's loads of mods i've played around with like dragon keeper we can be a dragon um i almost i almost chose where is it where is it this one we can be like demons demonic horse bloat you know the demonic faction almost almost but no no we're good guys we're good guys today um you know what backpack has gained some prominence backpack is now leader of this tribe backpack is gonna be the good guy he's gonna go in he's gonna recruit some knights some priests some angelic beings and he's going to win this is really difficult but we're going to do it we're going to build ourselves an outdoor castle um i think if we quickly get the knights i think we'll be fine like those dark elves that attack and and the early guys i think we can handle it there's a red dragon out there um this time what's our ally on this one we're gonna have an ally this time oh we got dries out there let's re-roll until we get some nearby allies friendly dryads over that way try that uh some thieves over there we got some teutonic knights teutonic knight ally lizard folk here we go okay so we got goblins nearby uh we got cyclops we got some thieves we have some goblins and a dungeon we have some teutonic knights that live next to us and i think as long as we get gold we can go hire those teutonic knights and they're going to help us out hey exo how's it going did i restart no no no this is the first time i've played this game in years um okay so let's go and scout the place out a little bit um let's just take a look we're gonna go grab a peasant we know oh we already have a backpack backpack is the keeper name so i guess we're gonna have his his cousin uh knapsack we're gonna control here i feel awkward not naming my peon backpack this is not a bad space you know what right here good enough i like it so we're gonna go and put down our interior like that we're gonna tell them to chop some trees um oh you know we can't build where those tree stumps are we should build our base we could clear out and we could clear out some rocks here and like build kind of kind of into the mountain but like with a mountain to our back let's do that like right in here so we'll build our base here there's gonna be some tree stumps around but we'll we'll we'll deal with that uh and so i want this not this this not the air so let's just do that for our so we'll build our base like right in here and we'll put in um a wooden wall here for now like there that'll be our base right in there moving pillars no i'm doing walls yeah all right you can be prepared right now okay let's get to work peasants uh let's go chop that tree down we're gonna make sure we got a storage spot for all of our resources which we'll set right over here and all right get that tree chopped that tree not choppable or something what's going on let's take a little bit to get into this wall here which may not be the most important job at the moment uh as a matter of fact it's not so we'll we'll we'll eventually build that way right now don't worry about it just get the trees top get the building base okay so wooden wall is going to go right there eventually and we'll get some beast cages some beds and archery stuff outside i think so is it just me or is this one of my peasants working let's go get i'm gonna go ahead and get the beds put in we're out of what it says because they're not hauling it over but they'll get it there we go um wooden wall right there uh let's throw in some beast cages along the back can't put them on those stumps there uh we need archery targets um i think what i'm gonna do actually because we have very nearby is these nights nights are gonna want money uh money in beds i'm assuming so if we dig down find some gold we'll go get those knights okay so let's get torches oops outside we'll put a couple inside and we need a crafting table and that's it i'm going to go ahead and set up downstairs doggy circus can come in we got ronald the artisan we're gonna go ahead and make some bows and all the basic stuff like that if we do hire some knights i think they're going to come with some gear so downstairs there's gold right next to us excellent excellent yes that's great and we can grab that go say hello to the knights and uh and hire them um and then that's that's great that's great okay so that's all set up uh what else do i need anything else treasure chest to hold my gold um this will grow in time but right now it's just a little hot just a happy little hut uh my equipment can i guess can go right over there [Music] i do like the idea of having like torches out here so we can kind of see what's you know out there sort of menacing things live out in the world somebody lives right there we may go take a look but we'll do that as soon as we get some soldiers okay what a happy little hut uh if there's nothing for them anyone to do i'm gonna go ahead and clear this mountain out i do want a castle build a castle something there is two things around us uh knapsack maybe i shouldn't i don't want to i don't want to like lure anyone in typically it doesn't but it seems this time it seems to be doing it where we see things and they then they hate us um there's some gold i'm not sure how much it cost to get these knights on our side we triggered the dark elves by our evil that we have done someone else has been triggered as well all we have is two dogs to our name i'm gonna get seconds no i'm not gonna we'll get lindo liando to do uh some archery stuff we can hopefully get a few more of those okay we got lots of gear there which arches will go grab um he's working away i could grab another one if i find one it's like if we get like a really good guy one that like extra training that kind of stuff we'll bring them in lots of things around us though lots of things around us that's good that's good thing that's the things we can we can kill and get some points for we've triggered the goblins and there's a lot of dark elves around the troll is coming to kill us okay it's just a bunch of bandits a bunch of goblins but we don't have much of we don't have much of anything i don't have a train dummy so my keeper hasn't trained any um okay doggy um i hope you like to fight nope nope nope um okay no um do you have he does have armor he has an armor he's got a nice sword on him he'll be fine did you just kill my uh my guy come on archer dying archer no dying me okay one down i gotta heal okay my peasants are all running away there's still two still a few of them left kill my archer okay something's broken look they're fighting each other all right that's fine if they want they want to fight i'll fight them we trigger the the green skins uh i don't want any of these guys i'll take one taco best leader don't go dead okay that doesn't give us anything any points yet we gotta kill someone for that man um can i tell these to go away give me something different okay we don't lose any peasants there that's good we bring eins in for a doggy man this is rough everything wants to kill us um i'm gonna put a dummy in because it does train me and it's probably a good idea that i have some training probably not have enough gold oh we're getting we're getting it now okay horse is probably a good idea to have here's uh he's slow but he's got good defense i'll bring him in we need something dark elves are coming at us again let's grab my horse my keep this is all we have a doggy uh i i would like to have a horse oh yep get a horse okay um bring jeans in and then i'm going to control myself [Music] how many coming out just one one okay we're not scared of that guy well i would come on buddy help me fight here the horse is the bravest one in the whole my whole group my horse look at him okay go get rested up buddy we had a rough day let's get a wooden door we're gonna have to do the barricade thing and the trolls have been destroyed i will pillage it okay somebody took out those guys which gives me points i got two points for that oh i guess just one so okay uh is it over here all right i'm all right i want iron working and because i want i want some soldiers i want to put them on horses and ride into combat with them uh i really want those oh yeah we're gonna go get those other guys too soon um okay i will be me where's my horse at wake up horse oh whoops close only two of them were fine bring in uh furnace is plus six damage when riding a steed so furnace is gonna get himself a horse i'm gonna go ahead and buy him another horse okay i put this up two archers now um i think we should just go we should just go find those guys i'm gonna grab knapsack okay i'm gonna grab nap sack i'm gonna go on a little journey why okay run run there's so many bandits it's okay we're gonna find our friends and they will help us what is this bodies of what bodies of bandits it's a good sign let's discover the teutonic knights of urez we can now recruit them in the immigration thing can i go inside yes friends oh you have like monks in here friars and uh oh yeah look at that i won't steal from you because i want to make you mad i will drink from your water though lost control my minion did he die what happened to him um so we can hire these guys now and they cost 150 gold okay it's fine we'll get it um how much is there i just won gold piece surely it's more than that we can always go down one more level if we need to find more golden one of these guys though these guys wake up yeah look at this he's a 46 attack 33 defense we got one of these guys will be will be will be heroes was that considered stealing i don't think so he's still alive so i think he's fine we're gonna bring a donkey in uh and some elves are coming at us then 102 golden attack i say no um and then we're gonna grab my mighty army of two dogs and uh and me and i'm gonna control me we still have to have an issue with ignore enemies is on how we turn that off i don't want either of those oh there we go yeah none of those on was it on is that it just one guy okay just a few more what do i have oh i have an elven sword and i have a heavy club okay you killed my donkey with another elven sword there plus three armor i'm fine with that i don't need that if i if i had the sword i could i'm gonna drop the club because i want a shield i don't think i actually have one so let me grab this and grab a couple of shields who's that uh cybertrax thanks for uh thanks for the sub thank you very much okay so we got uh he likes killing green skins i like killing green skins too uh there is some more gold coming in so we're gonna hit 150 we can get one of those cool guys cyclops is gonna come in and say hello in a second which is less than ideal um i kind of want to oh here we go hans we hired hans where is he there he is hans um you can still train well tell you what go get some gear and all that first i haven't really made any i made like one shield a couple more bows you go in there bring in lamir lemur what a rough name uh a cow gives us 50 gold but gives us one more population limit i'm going to give a well i don't want to buy a horse i'll buy gary the dog the knight desperately needs a horse what my peasant is riding around on a horse which probably shouldn't have that okay so you now have a horse so you can ride in the combat and where's my archer that was good at this guy's missing a leg uh he's a rider can ride his steep who's the one that had the bonus this guy see you get a horse also why can't i have another one i need another bed let's build another bed i need to expand um a little bit like a little extension on them this way i can't seem to remove the constructions so we have to have separate buildings for everything no i'm not too cool build over here it's like a like a um a room with beds like a uh a bedroom some people call it all beds in here that'll be good put a door right there as soon as we can i still do want to build my my defensive spot things keep attacking me up here so let's set in building interior uh i can't believe those bear kids on these i forgot on these these stumps so let's see if i can set it up [Music] i'm sure that that's going to be good they're going to come in from that way hang on we can do it over here i probably don't we're not able to get to this point before they they're on us try it bedland bedland is the term yeah see look at we we don't see them soon enough uh let me grab my army uh including my knight doggies and archers okay backpack i'm gonna leave him in there but ernst with a control 50 what are you doing down here you're not a miner my peasant just killed that guy all right that's it i've had enough i'm tired of all this one guy coming in you knock it off my keeper should really not be not be here ooh there's some free uh iron and stuff dark elves dead got a sword there we're gonna go and clean this place up a lot of filthy elves in here okay armor enchantments i will take that uh decent armor audience i'm sure that does go ahead and use that armor enchantment what audience do i don't know okay we'll get that sword in a second uh who's who's living over here are you friend or foe knock knock a witch no which is where i live i'm gonna break your uh your little cauldrons there too what do you think of that okay um feeling good let's go see let's go see where this uh this this ogre was someone else living over here nope he was over here with me maybe not people were perimeter with with walls and arrow slits yeah you can um and that's kind of what that's kind of what i'm trying to do there okay okay so now we're gonna come in here we've got two one more level we can get i mean i don't know i want another night go ahead and grab malty in here uh we'll bring in doggy i will pillage cornelia and take her knife and her mushrooms [Music] and the dark elves are gonna take all their stuff okay so that's that's a good start what do i want we can get chicken breeding don't chicken coop the feeder minions gives us more people um we can do a lab make potions sorcery gives us clerics i think that's probably when worship gives me an angel shrine build angel shrines and attack attract angels unlocks priests okay sure i don't have enough gold for it but i would want to 4am raid yeah so typically when you play this game you play you kind of you dig into the mountain and you build kind of a dwarf fortress kind of thing i'm attempting to do uh something a little different this time and that is uh we're trying to be the good guys normally you're not good guys where's your horse at okay we got a cyclops coming in but i'm not scared of a cyclops anymore because my knight is fantastic he left his brain on the ground that gives us another level which gives us yeah sorcery two-handed weapons would be nice as well after that we do have enough to get we have all kinds of good stuff well not really okay uh that gives us we can build a shrine we're gonna put it there yeah we don't have skulls on right right we're the guys we don't have skulls on our uniforms right okay this is bedland you can scoot this out somewhere [Music] i really wish i could build can i can can i build walls wall with arrow slits there we go i've only got 38 stones we need to get more of that and we get a wall with arrow slits that's what we want to put outside this place there's stone there which we can get pretty easy okay there's some free stone and then down here we've got iron right there and some stone right there what that oh look at that horse's got it what is that gallium it's like a helmet with wings he lasts for 488 turns not don't know what that is he has defense but that's it and he has rally and bolster um let's well if that's what you do let's let's go visit i thought with him he died let's go visit the um the goblin town this must be it over here he doesn't have any attack he just has defense and he only lose i think for so long ghosts there's goblins how tough are you you can't be that tough um oh he is real tough gamol the goblin warrior he is 51 attack 50 defense real tough the other guys aren't so bad a bunch of bandits nearby [Music] okay so once we get a sizable amount of stone we're gonna put in some walls uh how are we going jeff uh jeffrey yeah yeah a party tomorrow excellent i'm gonna cut this out oops oh that's how you get rid of walls you cut them like that that's how you do it all right i could not figure that out we're gonna dig to the to the water here and use it as a moat because we're gonna build ourselves a moat we're building a castle we're gonna do it right um we'll clear that out um and then we'll get our walls up and then it'll be great requires an oh that's my angel shrine gave me that that floaty guy okay weird so we have to kill main enemies which is the goblin town and that's it oh the thieves up here we're getting thieves okay so we'll go to both of these dungeons and we do that they got my goblin town might not be that bad actually we haven't dug out yet okay they're working on that uh somebody lives in here i bet you that is old doxie there and then we're gonna go oh that that's a doxy a cherub [Music] like a ranged fella okay okay i like it let's go get this stone over here uh green skins are here attacking us and they popped in on us like nowhere uh okay so we got two nights now archers and i would like how do i get yeah backpack you get out of there i don't want you fighting i want you dying um i do want ernst killing dark elf switches and cyclops doesn't have a horse for some reason um come here where am i oh guys don't you die you unite i'm about to die myself i gotta get out one of my nights died i paid so much money for that night how tough are you guys oh that's that's the main guy uh okay he's gonna slaughter us oh my god don't be standing there did he get him one left do we do it that was nasty that was the main guy though that was there so if we had an army we'd go get him but we don't have one uh doggies okay that's been cleared out we can add another room over here i don't know why uh the troll is coming at us with more not so tough guys we're all healed now though i'm down to one soldier i'm not happy about that okay i'm gonna grab ernst here who's very happy ernst really needs a horse but my horse has died okay uh i'm going to go build i have to build my defenses on this side now this is where they keep coming from archers are doing bad bad job run away you don't be front line okay got them all dropped anything good clubs all right so this is where we're gonna attack that we're gonna put in a wall right there like that and like that we'll put in some some barricades we can't do any walls yet we can do barricades actually we could do stonewall there oh see thanks again for the great blue zest hey hey um um there you go yeah who's this door fortress store fortress sundays i almost played dwarf fortress tonight almost i didn't see what he had it'd be in the pile somebody probably already grabbed it if he didn't have anything good we have elven swords what do i have yeah i just have you clubs and things more elves attacking us where they at i missed him oh okay uh this isn't quite done yet we had a lot of mining to do i'll bring in oh he's insane insane is bad because then he's going around killing your own people that's no good almost there 50 more we get another level and i think i'm gonna get two handed weapons i think it's a big world uh well this is this is my map and then from here we go out to the big world to other spots i have a pretty small selection of things i have to kill but you can do a lot more than this um one ally a bunch of enemies we have to kill the three main enemies and then we win which we've killed none of them yet so far i guess that wasn't the main guy at the goblin town set up this um extra training potential is great uh let's get where's my walls i want wall with arrow slits i have enough for just a few of these like five like the four there's a tree there um i'll try that and then we'll put in just like a wooden wall elsewhere right now yank and dinger um yeah that's fine i think our our our key is going to be getting uh oh you know i completely forgot that i can make iron uh i um iron dummies i haven't seen any nights pop up this time but we got some goblins coming in popped in on me i need to get torched down here so i can see things let's get uh i think kevin's everything's set up i think you archer yeah a bunch of them i'm gonna die give me a heal i need to heal is it here only you there you go please don't kill my keeper he's right there okay um we've got a guard a really tough warrior uh mcfrogman thanks for following can you hear me please uh what do i do [Music] what's that it's his his health he's got 19 turns left i'm gonna die he don't have a leg he's a terrible shot we've got a really tough guy two really tough guys left my keeper dies we're out of this uh what do i do one hit on him he's done for it's so please don't come back please stay down there okay uh he's not there shooting stuff at us i don't know anything else i can fight um is he healed yet no yeah two turns okay [Music] okay um i gotta control backpack there you go good job uh i think who who who just healed did you hear who did it heal wasn't me i will heal myself i will take command of knight we got a jerk down here we can't see there he is goblins are nasty okay and that was everything okay i thought we were done there not for sure that was it um let's see i'm gonna keep on coming bring nest off in here [Music] that's a bunch of stone which is gonna get for our walls we can eventually get things to not kill us uh i to put a torch down like this way we'll chop all these trees down also so we can see some stuff take a minute but we'll get it all cleared out oh what's up with you you smelly breath uh you make people mad do i still have one i might have lost my i lost my guy so sm i'll get another one like to have this as a wall fast craftsman craftsman and smelly breath that's great uh now um i forget any other things we want to make sure we get a training room of an iron dummy right there i should set up a whole different training room so let's do that so we're going to plant down our interior build it over here build up a structure i don't know this is this is for sure hard mode yeah it's never it's never this tough i'm not sure what i did what i turned on if i turned anything on or if it's it's just just being the good keeper just does that but yeah it's crazy mode right now okay oh there's an angel an angel i'd like to have an angel i think we need two maybe three shrines two shrines total for that angel you guys ain't so tough knights archers that guy and doggies okay okay backpack is in this i'm gonna try to keep him out of this there we go the arrows are working they're working oh look at that [Music] got it all right uh now let's get i have plenty of stone now let's put in our arrow slit there [Music] and we'll put in a couple more up there i think anything really comes from that way but sometimes things do uh i want to get i would do a normal wall i'm going to do a wood wall because my bloodstone [Music] put like a gate right there remove this torch set down my [Music] wooden wall there uh bring the doggy in and we'll get a door a gate oh a gate is is two squares isn't it okay uh he's slow he's got good defense i'll bring him in i will not put down a wall there never really caught this but this music kind of has a little bit of a wilderness remember the walter myth soundtrack it kind of has a little bit of that to it without that wall chop those trees down there's trees everywhere here in this forest funny how that works get rid of those and we'll have that we'll keep that that spot there some arrow slits in it let's do this brain cyclops brain do we like eat it or something where's my guy at you what do you do with his brain gold just laying here there's all kinds of gear laying here a warhammer what why are we picking this up [Music] now what do you do with the brain throw it you can name it i want you to use that warhammer instead you lose your uh your shield it's fine you get the more damage okay oh you have a heel also don't you that's where the heel came from okay uh i'm gonna buy a horse for my knight the brain get its powers yeah that's how that's how it works doesn't it i didn't put any doors in here i should probably do it there a little opening there and this is gonna be what was gonna do for this room i forget um uh i forget um i don't need a bookcase yeah that's what i'll do our calves are back this bookie's gonna go let's do it there for now uh let's get the team i don't know what it's doing but it's doing something right excellent training room that's what we're gonna put in there yeah uh because then we can bring in nights if i ever see another night okay downstairs we uh i never i've been meaning to put this in there for a long time that's a lot of stone there uh i don't know that i need iron yet we don't know how to do iron working yet but we'll go ahead and stockpile it i guess um i'm going to do another downstair we'll do like a million of these uh maybe they'll be we'll get lucky and have more gold next to us okay uh we're starting the wall let's get a wooden gate uh oh i gotta grab i gotta um grab it like that all my pens die or something i guess so where's this at i want to grab you there's gonna be another another set of these guys where they coming from it's dark night's gonna be these they can't just be where are they coming from maybe they have like a little uh little little grove somewhere a grove of of jerks hey a knight i got our first night knights are good uh uh where is he uh there oh mate starts at 16 which ain't so great but he can he can level up he'll get himself a sword uh we'll get him some armor and he'll be all right we need some more gear spots actually we just do an armor rack i'm a rack and a weapon rack there we'll get a bow rack how many scrolls don't know where that's for potions or anything what are they eating um cyclops brains um dark elf stew we want another um oh my population limit okay then we'll get arrow slits in there okay and then let's get some torches [Music] [Music] a [Music] just throw them all over the place this is not willy nilly at all okay yeah like this place up so we can actually see something another uh an angel i think an angel might be good he's a pretty good fighter i think i need another shrine i cannot afford a second one need five more gold for another shrine i'm short uh did we find second level stuff oh we found some lava well that's exciting that's very exciting let's dig out over there and then we'll make our way over this way uh there's a priest there also the troll has arrived get my knight in in there and i'm gonna grab ernst here with a 60 attack now he's getting pretty good i'm gonna come to the front gate here my archers don't understand what it means to be an archer why is he charging in like that i realize i have him set maybe he doesn't have a bow that's got to be it you yeah well whoops those and i can't make any better crafting stuff i'll make a forge this must be a training room over here we need a craft land we need a train land we need to um where am i gonna put this stuff let's set up i really want to do this stuff with with stone but like that one more iron dummy and a limit uh we're gonna put in like that and we'll make a hole for now we'll do it over there we'll set up like a crafting room over here really this should be the crafting room because where all the beds are you know and the crafty's this is where the crafty stuff is but oh well so let's training room over here i'm short on iron for we should have that in seconds um i can't make any of these things those things and oh we found the ants right there ants are poison but they're not real tough okay done uh does that give us my dog legs i can have those back uh does that give us a it does okay what do we want if i get chicken breeding i can i can have more people and i think i need to do that advanced sorcery uh no we'll do the that so we get more people my horse is down there you dang horse okay and my peasants keep dying apparently [Music] where that oh the horse killed all right somebody somebody give that horse a raise wow look at that um we're in a goblin slayer is your name goblin slayer the war horse with seven goblins he killed seven goblins just now okay i want uh crafting spots so we want um we'll just do one for now one forge and we'll move we'll get rid of that in a second i'll go ahead and put one in there um you can do a poetry table also would be nice [Music] let's take that over there and then we need a furnace smelts unneeded items yep got some of those okay so now we've got the ability to make what are those things that's farming a chicken coop has to be on my my tiles here okay uh chickens be chickens can be over here max i guess the horse's name goblin slayer one of its eyes is going red and seems to be burning what that horse needs is a um a knight to sit on it you there's a horse right there who is my uh my keeper looking a little cooler oh he is look at him he's uh he's got himself an uh looking fancy looking armor good good it must be separated from outdoors in all staircases using the animal fence okay so we're gonna get ourselves an animal fence i'm short on gold and stone um i'm gonna put in a fence chop this guy down [Music] so our chickens can go in there we are mostly walled in we gotta put our doors in our gate uh we have there's iron around we can put an iron gate in oh there's a there's a stump there so i can't [Music] what if what if i put a wall on it and then i can't even do that i'm supposed to do all this stuff super average thanks for following this ruined all my plans i had the light the the torch is all set up all nice uh now it's ruined i know that i can build a wall there though i did it before okay weird so if it's claimed i can't build it but if i'm okay so we'll build it and then we'll destroy it and then we'll put our gate there okay that's for our chickens i don't think chickens need gates backpacks keeper is riding some vulgar haikus which makes people happy um so crafty land's looking okay over there i would like to have like that doesn't really matter i guess it saves some walk-in time if my fees were in crafty land if i can move my my gear but i guess it's okay uh do i have a bookcase yet i put that in yeah there kill some enemies or summon a sucky best to increase morale of your minions all right yeah i think it's about good time to go uh to go kill some things we could probably well i think we can take that goblin down there's some lesser goblins down here we can take out let's do that so we're gonna grab everyone that we can including mr warhorse oh i can bring it up uh i i want a cleric and i want a knight what do you need another iron trainee dummy okay i do have enough iron build that quickly chickens are in here which should give me a population boost let's get the new knight in here um well it doesn't matter too much because he um he won't be very effective at a 16 but he can get some experience do i still have my artisan i built a second one and we're gonna tell this thing to make us some stuff uh maybe some shields i don't have enough iron yet [Music] okay so while i'm away they can go there's some iron they can get some digging done a lot of digging to be done [Music] okay go down one more level and we'll dig over to this iron who knows what terrible things live in this uh this magma here [Music] i'm sure it's just peaceful stuff okay that way they can have something to do while i'm [Music] um bringing goodness to the world ooh something those have done here okay so let's get our soldiers we got new uh night uh if i get a bunch of gold i'm gonna buy the rest of these nights 150 bucks a piece [Music] doggie you're uh coming along uh this guy and my keeper stays behind i have died before by going out on a mission and then um dying because i'm away hopefully that doesn't happen today is there any better helmets oh no your when you have good any better gloves uh my keeper has plus two gloves i'm not worth the time to go get it plus two boots um it's fine okay you're good you're good you have your horse get your horse how do i tell you to there's a key there a lot of times won't automatically be swapped by minions yeah yeah that's your horse okay 32 kills for this guy all right um go get your horse and then we're going in [Music] could use the spade to dig him up a spade this to dig them up it doesn't work though maybe use the spade to dig the stumps and then it'll fill the hole and until the whole so it does dig a pit thing you mean let's see if that stump is still there that's how we get rid of stumps there we go okay that fixes it okay a lot of chickens over there let's go fight everybody let's go get some goblins okay we don't know where these goblins are we know where the other goblins are hello goblins i'm here to ruin your day oh i'm on my horse all right look at me marching in on my horse on my high horse oh look at him he ain't so tough troll dead that wasn't who we were here to kill just a happy accident there dark elves i hate dark elves oh they're sleeping got him while they're sleeping oh so i hit that guy you see that i hit um it doesn't say it up there but i hit the guy where do i see my log i don't know how to see that but i attack the guy on the right my horse bit the guy on the left and killed him that horse he's a hero that was my archer with one leg i mean i should get him a horse been around a while hobbling along just doing his best to keep up are you missing a leg as well maybe it's missing a leg one of them is just slow i think more elves my horse bit him i love it i got him on accident because my horse got him again the war horse bites the dark elf the dark house leg is bitten off the horse bit his leg off the arkov starts to bleed the warhorse kicks the dark elf he broke his neck this wasn't me the horse walked in chewed his leg off and then kicked him this horse is is heroic uh is that all of them is that was that it i don't know if that was the one we needed to kill or not we should go see in outside yeah we got him is there anyone else on this map nope okay i'm going home okay that horse is a hero we're taking all that stuff and we're taking all that stuff and all those okay we get one more item we can get pig breeding which will give us the ability to make pigs for more people alchemy is probably kind of nice for healing potions and things let's get alchemy let's see we can make out of that lab we'll let everyone give get a little bit of a break here i'm gonna go back out there i have enough gold i can build my second shrine which is letting me have an angel if i get rid of old fly dude looks like i did no he's still there what does he do he just flies around and does nothing he he bolsters plus three defense bonus to everyone around us and gives us a damage bonus also so he can see i guess he does some things he's no angel though and i think i kind of want an angel speaking of okay i don't know if you're any good you haven't changed any i'm getting you out sorry buddy you're out people get mad about that but they're gonna have an angel on their side oh i gotta build this right first let me go build this please what am i what are my workers doing oh i know they are there they're off doing other things um we got we got enough time okay so here they come my horse is there though oh man that guy's gonna kill me [Music] okay got him okay how many kills do you have 25 kills goblin slayer the dark elf slayer i wish the horses came with with names i don't know what good horse name besides goblin's lair let's get a door there uh we can put one there i guess another one of those guys want to come back but no we're getting an angel i hope cancel that i really need an angel go get the angel build that okay now you go back to what you want to do i want the angel and i want peristout hates all dwarves i don't know if i can go with that buddy this guy with an extra wooden bookcase would give us um plus eight defense against undead i think we're gonna have some if i care about that he's a cleric i want a cleric so let's get uh what do you want a bookcase can we set up a library or something this isn't the prettiest of bases that i have built not the ugliest though either okay bring him in we got a population limit uh what kind of spells what can we we can make here regen seems nice oh they cost gold i forgot about that these are cheap slowing asleep whatever poison resistance probably the most important one that'll come in handy uh potion of defense boost from increasing defense by five yeah is that permanent from the we have to have a legendary craftsman to make that thing okay are we ready to go venture forth bring those clerics in what the clerics do where are you do you have any spells you are a healer you have a healing spell and cure poison oh nice that's real nice [Music] okay that's excellent they're training by reading some books and i can't do better books yet right i need advanced sorcery for that [Music] this is like the worst defended fort uh ever in in keeper aisle history but it works so if anyone wants to attack this place whenever they whenever uh if i win you can come in and attack my fort be the easiest one you ever get extra melee potential i need that guy um who do i get rid of i think i'm gonna get rid of one of my artists i'm gonna get rid of he's fast he's just unhappy i think old jaffee i'm getting out because i really want extra melee turning potential is big so you can come in and uh um make things better uh we need to get something to make people happy and i don't know like in the normal game you've got like whipping posts and things whip your minions if they need a morale boost it doesn't seem like a good guy thing and i think we're supposed to be the good guys oh canvas they like canvas as well as well let's paint some um there we go there's our paint painting landing you can be over there practicing torches in here another one i know i'm getting rid of this guy slowed collapse unhappy yeah he's in terrible shape just drop i don't drop stuff drop your stuff and get out sorry ta you were here since like the beginning buddy and you did you did a lot of good you're great we love you go retire go have a good life and uh and just enjoy a life uh away from here [Music] okay patrick carr bring you in welcome me if we can turn iron into gold oh alchemical conversion one iron ore turns into gold look at that one wood plank turns into gold also of course under gold and iron makes a painting depicting the slaying of miles the archer by a goblin warrior don't don't don't paint that that's our guy dying ah legendary oh he's insane we can't have insane okay let's go let's let's let's do it eric doggie archers he's in there and the angel okay ernst with a 62 attack i should really get you some better stuff like some better armor yeah make some good stuff oh i'm doing that look at that everyone's unhappy and i don't know what to do to make them to make them happy uh oh they probably they like floors right floors are nice oh yeah um i forgot people like floors what do you hates all humans wouldn't wouldn't do us any good because that's kind of what we are today [Music] that by the way leads to the like the lord of the underworld or something well a doxie big old bad a doxy that one and then we go further down and get oh yeah still working on that okay good good good more gold in there too a swimmer okay let's go fight we bring that last guy in like so yeah uh oh i was gonna get you some gear which you did you got you got armor do you have um let me click on you what have you got any better gloves out there just go get those gloves they're all plus two no matter what i make so i guess it's okay get the better boots okay 38 kills only one anywhere near that is probably my uh my horse you guys are all new one kill one kill five kills irons has no kills yeah on my horse 25 kills okay here we go uh we're gonna go to the main oh we go to the thieves i don't know how to kill thieves i've never seen them before let's go to goblin town we know we can handle that we know where things are too a bunch of bandits over there we can go handle that actually you know what we can do why don't we just uh hang out here across the water and just shoot him my angel is angry apparently can i cross the water like this angel's dead [Music] bands are building bridges to get to us just kill my cleric okay more bandits oh that's a lot of them one at a time please no they're getting distracted [Music] oh we got him we fighting everything at the same time man what bandits don't even have anything in their houses freaky oh statue of ola doxie did we do all this did somebody go in here and kill all these things is my my horse is with me it wasn't him potions and some gold we like gold okay well that was that's that was it right no one else is here um yeah that's done let's go home i think that yeah i think there's a war there was a war going on between the two and i think we just sort of slid on in there and uh took care of it we can get another what do we need for him oh where'd he go we're out of time i'll take all of that three groups of uh bandits there okay so we've got next to go get the thieves and get the unremarkable dungeon dungeons are kind of annoying take a little bit of effort to get through oh i get two things uh let's get advanced sorcery and magic weapons two-handed weapons would probably be a good idea potato thanks for following do we really need more soldiers like we need better soldiers there's a chemical conversion to switch things over to gold uh you know we'd be we would be set if we just did this we just got some gold and then just hired a bunch of these guys and then everything's fine let's do that and then how do we do we do it here so cancel this stuff i do want this thing um do a hundred right does it cost me gold we make we're making good point we don't want that wrong one run um we want that so we make one gold piece for three iron that's what that is right or am i i just confused i'm reading this backwards we wanna we want gold pieces it cost me three iron right i think so i think i'm doing that right anyone knows what i'm doing here let me know or how i'm doing this so i'm supposed to do that [Music] okay concocts a gold piece there we go [Music] okay [Music] pretty good more damage on a horse i mean worse as we do more populations maybe next thing i don't know i could get more people but maybe we should what are the knights what do they get to so you're 32 right now you started at what 23. that's what that's giving you nine no no you started at like a 15. your limit is nine you got 10 is your extra training potential i think um so 39 which you can get two and these guys start at like 50. so we need those we're probably good to go to go charge in there though [Music] i think we're good to just just just have adam um that's 14 damage that'd be real nice uh but i'm not sure what kind of gear the thieves have let's go say hello to the thieves how tough can they be you want a dad joke huh uh well let's see what he can find here um this one normally i read these dad jokes when i find them and i don't want to oversell this one but uh this this one gave me a good a good a good a good laugh so what lunch meat is made from a pig's shin baloney um let's go get them on on that note let's get them okay so i want all you guys and i want everyone in there um is that everyone yeah okay oh wait wait wait we can use i don't have any gold but i could hire wait why does it say i can't i guess i will be able to when i transmit that stuff i thought that one was pretty good um all right so let's go and grab ernst and let's go say hello to some thieves oh they're in the desert here are you sleeping you're like oh friendly peasants oh you got a goat in there do you know we finally met some friendly folks more friendly folks oh more friendly maybe what's that magic field which seems to be hurting us how do we get out of that let's go look over here first give us some time to heal up and all that just out there hanging on that camel huh good good skull good that one lost its oink oh i don't know i don't know man this is gonna be tough because of this whole uh oh you guys are good guys what do you hurt me for then where are these where are you guys at [Music] because thieves out here somewhere not over that way snakes wait a minute they have to be in that big building little oasis they have to they have to be in that main building who's dead over here snake maybe there's like a separate well let's go look over here real quick i guess oh got daytime that's why i see everything oh oh what is this what is this just a box oh you guys have some thief problems this thing's making us bleed we gotta get out of here i don't know where they are oh yeah let's melt some things down keep the elven swords get rid of everything else uh lower level yeah that's good that could be it you farm at your jokes but come on uh-huh uh-huh yep that one really really uh really took the bacon um well once we're healed up we're gonna go back and i think i think we're uh we'll get a rest let me get back out there we could always run into here first how's that gold coming along i need to get that where are my peasants at okay good as long as you guys are doing work i'm gonna go up there you know what uh well there's gold oh that's not gold uh here don't don't do this stuff go get the gold first and then we'll uh then we'll talk [Music] my way not maine knight is wearing like the chain stuff [Music] he's got uh this this this stuff i don't have anything better to get the best stuff we've got oh there's some plus sixes we can make yeah a chain that's what we've got i don't want to do adamantium yet of course any of those either [Music] so it does when we can this oh yeah we get some hats plus 10 spell speed and damage cost me too much gold though how'd the horse get over there what are you what are you doing just out cruising around murdering things [Music] well we're in the positive for gold let's go get him here these dungeons are kind of annoying i really like this i don't really like these maps but since my guy can heal i think we'll be a little better shape also my horse can bite which is what he's doing right now [Music] are you throwing stuff at me okay we'll get that stuff in a minute i don't really have it too tough of a group just the one guy is tough he's no nash tank remember nash tank from the uh my last playthrough actually i don't know what nash tank's abilities were he actually might be a little better there's our downstairs okay here we go [Music] so we've got just a bunch of different layers of things and we've got like things like spiders and all kinds of stuff oh apparently dwarves poison is nasty stuff oh that's good um one of my nights grab that in fact i'm going to let you go get that lose your cool shield but you need a little harder now [Music] do i have some way of getting this i have a heel oh okay good everyone over here i'm poisoned again what is that there's an iron golem oh and a earth elemental [Music] poor doggy is there a button for this happier shape when i had more than one cleric i had two of them that was great not confident in our cleric or healing abilities now no horse is a little beat up but he didn't mind oh i can't heal my horse it keeps healing with these archers i guess it's just random who it who it heals what is that a portal [Music] i don't know if i want to use the portal i'm kind of scared to use the portal okay no it's an active all right okay where's our stair there's our stairs down all right here we go gorak thanks for following ah what is this poison clouds i'm blind now i'm going to hang out up here until i'm not blind anymore uh what what happened what happened what happened i don't know what happened why why do we come back can i push a button we should i shouldn't have pushed hmm all right i wasn't done yet i must have pumped a button okay i don't want them i want to save my money because i want to get these these new guys you guys way better let's go ahead and get two handed weapons and let's make some battle axes i don't have any glyphs so we'll get some of those uh when we get our gold we're going to go bring in old mine red over here my guy didn't die so fine i guess i was a little worried that he did i don't know what happened uh brett thank you for following my poor chickens over here are living in the dark what are you extra archery training potential but you're a knight so i don't care yeah my angel died and no one wants to come back and um come live with me i do have two clerics though i think i just had one but we got two clerics so that that's good um they can learn new spells what spells do you know now just those two yeah just those two now when you make that new weapon i want it okay well make it make it real quick and i'll take it [Music] that's what i thought i thought yeah as soon as uh whenever when that happened i thought everyone just yeah one shot dead or something uh hey bar fox kind of new here oh yeah well welcome to uh uh here i need more drinks there we go battle axe has been made and he's gonna grab it [Music] that'll do some good the horse is going to go on a little journey so that puts him up to um there you go 22 70 70 attack uh your defense is only 61. i could certainly be a lot better but i don't know i can't make anything better than what i had so as good as it's gonna get i would like it to be better and are we going to get that gold yet yeah we're almost there okay when that comes in i think we'll we'll wait we probably need to wait until we get a second person a second night before we go too far yes there's heathen's all over we're taking him out we should wait but i don't know that i want to wait we can we can get two new people if like um [Music] i got the clerics if an angel came in i'd take an angel i hate range damage against green skins i'm not bad i want an angel what do you do new archer what's this training level one this guy bad leg i think maybe i think maybe garcia needs to go carson's gonna go i'm sorry garcia you've been around a while you got 14 kills you did a good job but it's time for you to retire okay we'll bring in gwalbor to replace [Music] is there a tree in my base i can't put walls there because it's oh well just sticking around oh man ooh tail telus plus six damage when writing a knight that that could be good that puts him up to decent numbers still not fantastic i could have an angel ah beethoven the dog yeah we haven't had dog in a while where are all my dogs at all these cages here no dogs i was gonna rearrange this place to make it look a little bit uh nicer but i didn't um i'm not really scared of anything attacking me now nothing there's nothing terrible out there anymore we've taken out all the bad bad stuff i didn't have a um a dragon this time we did take out i guess really anything too bad at all this time it was ugly for a while but um let's go find these thieves we're gonna do archer with us ernst the snake slayer calls himself you can do better than that okay so there's got to be a stair around here somewhere you don't think it would be like in here and we need to bring a peasant to come knock that out found ourselves a snake [Music] there's oh that temp that that totem's what is doing it look at all the gold in there i gotta rob these guys but i can't get in there because of the the bleeding hmm lose my whole squad if i would try to go in there do i haven't another slow guy oh you're just slowed all right all right i'll get you a horse i can't break this wall uh okay okay i didn't expect that to happen is it like that on every side i just walk what okay wait here a minute let everyone come in okay portal time who are you succubus uh hello who are you hilarious the wizard my the war horse bites the wizard the wizard is critically wounded the war horse kicks the wizard wizard is critically wounded the wizard is killed well done horse now how do i get out of here what are you shooting stuck in this four didn't do anything to you a couple nice ladies i didn't do anything to you at all i'll take your stuff that was not what we were looking for it was a mystery tower there's no stairs around here i've seen the whole map there are no stairs down okay going in break this thing it's gotta be these guys right this sorcerer or something i can't attack him though i'm gonna go steal from him i'm gonna die here i'm gonna die i can't attack him get out of there i don't know i don't know what to do about this [Music] it's these guys how do i make them maybe if we leave i took their money right i stole their money maybe that'll make them mad at us it says they're an enemy this guy okay well let's go do this one then looks like i lost one guy ghosts what are you still doing here oh good stuff oh one good stuff hey um what do you have [Music] this guy what's he have he has a battle axe um you there go get yourself a new weapon okay okay we're gonna go back down here yeah if you can't beat these become i'm hoping that would that would trigger them to fight me because it's got it has to be it it'll even look like the picture [Music] another good battle axe was this here before i missed it [Music] that's and equip that forget your shield okay [Music] okay poison land what do we got here we have an air elemental and we have a uh black naga horse bites one oh a dragon tough dragon also we have a stone golem i can handle you my horse can probably handle you where's my friends at [Music] water elemental i need friends before i go too far in here where'd he go hey you dragon why you run where'd he go there's a little gnome found the dragon look nowhere now where did he go oh we get him yeah there's his uh skills [Music] oh i'll take that add some rats oh there's our stair down so i guess we're gonna go down there what is my mount talk because it's two horse i approve of that one losing some soldiers but the guys knows the ones that have well we got what three uh no no we're all right i don't know how many we've had to begin with we have one cleric with us now though [Music] [Music] any levels this place have don't feel so good okay let's wait here a minute heal up and we'll go down wait until i get my heel back okay here we go i thought that might have been it oh yeah i think might be this might be it we've got a lava golem fire elemental we here he's tough he lost his head so he's blind there he goes another one horse is a little beat up i'm dragging a red dragon down here now oh he's tough please don't spit on me oh my horses at like no elf okay there's only four of us left i don't know that we can do this four of us with one of us i want those scales all right i'm leaving oh man i lost everybody i lost everybody but we can get a priest back we got sergius uh we can buy a cool night i can almost buy a second cool night we'll get my horse if my horse dies then i quit my horse is everything i can buy another horse but i'm oh no i can get these guys that guy 50 more we'll get another one another night sure another night yeah although money's finally coming in from downstairs um these guys will train up and if we get four of these guys and more importantly four horses will be in good shape i don't think we get the gear back let me run away what's the priest do versus the cleric he has a heel spirit fully mature materializes a spirit i'm kind of nervous we'll be able to do this if this is kind of bugged out on this but it's it's got to be i don't know i'm worried there's something with a mod i added in i'll get more archers if i could there's no option for him oh yeah i'll just pop in i'll yeah definitely take him i didn't mean to do that i spent my money in a peasant instead of a horse a york you can have a horse uh and then you're gonna get a good weapon but when i make one you're going to get a good weapon all that gear that i had is down there still yeah i wonder if none of my people do my priest doesn't have any offensive spells my clerics don't either if i get like an angel or something angel like the angel had stuff actually damaging dragons as a matter of fact we'll be fighting some of them okay see you guys you're getting a good weapon yet take that warhammer for now you have a horse yeah i told you get a horse okay so everyone's got a horse now let's make some more axes drain green dragon scale armor i mean i really wanted to get that red stuff do i have a glyph i do have a glyph of magic resistance and might as well do the speed one i don't have a legendary craftsman i could have one but he's insane he's gonna fight everything i'll try it but if he tries killing somebody and be real mad who an angel now where is he usually insane things people just come in and start attacking can i tell him to do i don't think so he's gonna come in and fight oh buddy just go make it for me please yeah punching my peasants around fast trainee would be nice i'm again with these guys i like some archers oh he's working on it good okay man i could have had red dragon scale armor but i had to go and run away yeah we just lock him into his own if he gets you know if he has attacking someone someone will he'll probably just get killed so we'll use him as long as we can and then we'll be done with them why isn't he making it now we have a we have a legendary crafter oh he's fast i was a legendary grab a good battle axe make some armor and gloves too okay there we go good clerk i could try to bring my insane guy see if he can fight stuff no one's uh no one's gonna survive in there though my angel what do you do oh you do just attack i thought you had spells cleric just heals i don't know if we're gonna be able to do this okay backpack you get out of there dog [Music] okay wait basically just wait for gear here which we need some more red stuff oh we got it all okay we're gonna go down more level i think hey we got archer let's go down one more raider thank you very much for hanging out have a good one it's my bedtime too but i want to see where this could go i really don't need the um stone anymore nothing's attacking me now are we looking no hats around grab that one [Music] i'm gonna make some hats [Music] i'm too uh impatient i wanna just get back in there what's our defenses at not real good as good it's gonna get though i might be able to do it you know if i could find a scroll of like fire elemental or something i could probably do it i don't have any of those um if i could throw something at him spirit maker thanks for following like maybe like um you can find potions of of things to throw it at people like a fire something plus 13 range damage [Music] that's good oh i think my crazy artisan got got killed i think wait whitney i think we're going in did a horse get him probably was it the main horse okay let's oh i did it up here all right we can just linger around here forever but i'm ready to go to bed so uh we're gonna grab everyone and we're gonna do this because we're at the end let's get him okay so we're going here unremarkable dungeon we'll see about that [Music] like my my um few times i've played i've played with whoops um i think i play with like zombies or necromancers or something and they always have like hordes of things so i have a lot much smaller army than i normally have [Music] all right do i see you guys you on horses okay there they're not war horses though i don't know what makes him a war horse or a regular horse what's the difference maybe once it gets a kill it becomes a war horse okay here's the scary zone all my gear is in here also [Music] what under the candles okay i do want that oh that dragon's chewing me up got him what's that [Music] a rune of bleeding a rune of defense all kinds of good stuff [Music] i'll take those scales give me that brain [Music] yeah that's that's bad stuff this him yeah here we go so we gotta kill that guy um hola doxie here hurts [Music] no no they killed my horse they killed my horse the zombie kicked me and killed my horse well i'm gonna die why is he's so tough texas 68 zombie king not nice i thought i'll get a heal i can't do anything killed another horse oh now we're all gonna die that guy's tearing him up okay oh there's my heel okay almost got him just gonna get a doxie come here doxie get your peasants out of the way got him got him that was rough oh we don't want to go here we don't want to go in that room okay uh well get me out of here like corpse oh man we lost so many of them we didn't lose ernst but we lost the horse and that's just a sad time um [Music] i'll get some master sorcery maybe they'll teach us something to um poison gas maybe that'll do it see that okay [Music] hates all green skins it's all dwarf actually extra archery potential it's great i want all your stuff okay take another night [Music] and i'm a little bummed about [Music] not having uh my horse i don't know that i can continue on i said i was gonna quit my horse died i'm a little sad i'm a lot sad actually i think horse is my best friend oh i got some cool armor though a doxium armor look at that plus 25 spell speed that's great i need that that's the best stuff yeah um okay oops no better gloves all right well everyone get everyone a chance to train up here for just a minute i'm going to figure out some way of getting back out there yeah i think we i think we technically won so we're going to call it complete i'm going to take a look and see if we can do something about this uh this fella out here i'm going to try to get uh like a potion of poison gas let's make one of those and throw it at him and see if that does it make a couple of these throw that at him and see if that'll make you know make it all better i think mike he does that right i can also if i had some legendary folks oh i can do this one without legendary hey or no yeah legendary i don't know my gear back so people should upgrade the right um to the right stuff the good stuff there's me oh the cleric does that okay snuff the horse oh i wish i could have a spectre horse it wasn't so rough a dog didn't die but it was nay that good did a dog did my dog survive that he did how the dog survived that everyone else died but the dog made it um i want to make sure that ernst here picks up oh he's got the poison gas he has it already so good grab um [Music] and abs grab the obscene haiku as well all the corpses i don't know um maybe actually you know what i think there is if i do a grave that's where they go i think i didn't even pay any attention to it but it is kind of all over the place [Music] yeah there they go okay back again for the last time we'll see if it sparks a doxy slayer um let's go [Music] hmm okay we're gonna open the door i'm gonna throw this gas i'm gonna poison myself there we go i think we did it no hmm hmm yeah i'm still there it seems like gas is gone says you're gonna regret this am i though i almost didn't make it my dog almost didn't make it they don't seem so mad we're telling an obscene haiku i'm gonna throw i don't know thanks guys i guess nothing in here right wizard corpse yeah well bummer i wanted to like uh i wanted to win go back in there i was gonna die oh well oh well i guess problem is if you don't win you can't save your uh your fort which i was hoping to upload um it'd be a really easy win but all right um i guess we go home and we um and we uh we'd be sad there's death over there this guy it is something a little different though we don't have to get them and get them in here though and there's nothing there's nothing there to find hmm another thing i can think of is if we if we managed to find a way of making like the fire elemental scroll that we had that might do it bring all insano with us no i don't know bummer all right well um anyone know any cheat codes to get uh to get past it can we can't capture prisoners can we let's try it one last thing can i capture harley i'm out of drink you [Music] no i can't anyway [Music] no [Music] uh let me try being the archer i don't know i want to shoot this guy yes uh i'll switch switch to you what's only him he's attacking now though oh i died well there goes that uh what do you have you just have heel and you where is he you just have heel spirit i do have like an attack thing we can try oh maybe we got it [Music] ah my horse is gonna die this is a really bad place to be fighting with that bleed it's terrible get me out of here okay here [Music] camels are biting me [Music] that guy uh chasing his swords are chasing us [Music] i think only i am fighting aren't i i think there is that one guy looked like the i don't know if he killed him or not i'm gonna break their statue but i can't [Music] well we killed them all i didn't do it this is one that i missed somehow well there it is that was it [Laughter] okay we did it yay first place deserves oh okay i'll take second place i suppose oh all right when you're ready retire and yeah yeah i'm ready get out of here um okay i will take um some master sorcery we're gonna build some of that we're gonna get this thing prepped and ready for being attacked from other folks like that oh spell speed i'll take that pillage this guy extra archer potential i like the sound of that who are we kicking out like nine of these nights now uh no one's getting kicked out okay we did it um we got a bunch of knights and including one uh very famous uh ernst with a 74 attack and 66 defense no one's stopping ernst his horse however you know i'm sad about it too real sad about it butts that's it uh what do i do i save it how i upload it how do i think i just hit save and it's done [Music] where do we retire it and read what it said there we go shared uh we're gonna do what a hideous place let's get a zoom in on oh i don't know [Music] we'll do we'll do that right there there you go there's my dungeon what what [Laughter] it crashes [Laughter] look i just just want to upload the thing i'm not sending it just just oh it's over well fine i'm trying one more time luckily i saved it man the uh oh it saves that so i can play as a warlord for that that's fine but i do want to go and get this thing uploaded um it's gonna be the mod give me grief okay yeah we'll just do like fine we'll do it we'll do that hey all right [Music] okay there it is backpack of abarantus so if you want to fight this dungeon you may do so you probably think you have to have the mod which is uh whatever um that uh i don't know what it was called it was resize my screen on me um uh good allies that's the one i never saw any ants on my side we did see dryads and elves that potentially would be things uh also adds thieves yeah so this this mods what broke it curse you mod curse you mod all right um anyway it's been uploaded so if you want to go and try to take my very easy fort to take however ernst is there in ernst uh doesn't allow anyone to get nearby because ernst is earnest he doesn't have his horse though anyway um it's my bedtime and uh i will be back here tomorrow uh tomorrow night for another stream uh same time and we'll we'll do it all over again but this time we'll play something else so thanks for uh thanks for watching thanks for bearing with me on this very difficult keep reality a dad joke oh what timing what timing did i tell you the one about pigs and bologna yet because that's a pretty good one i almost want to tell it again what did the pirates say when he turned 80. listen might be one you heard when you were like in third grade i matey

Channel: Nookrium

Views: 22,127

Keywords: KeeperRL gameplay, KeeperRL game, KeeperRL nookrium, KeeperRL, nookrium, colony sim, dungeon keeper, dwarf fortress, rimworld, simulation, dungeon building, Electric Succubi, base building, dungeon simulator

Id: OtDkF1NwFv8

Length: 147min 37sec (8857 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 12 2022