Jurassic World (2015) KILL COUNT

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Henry Wu to explain that the AI Rex was designed with the DNA of multiple animals cuz everyone knows that that kind of genetic rock popping has never backfired before but enough about scientific arrogance let's get a good look at this Park this place is downright friggin awesome the centerpiece is the pyramidal Samsung Innovation Center which seems like exactly the type of place that would exist in a modern-day Dino Park full of fun stuff for kids and learning screens that even feature a cameo for my homeboy mr. DNA in the innovation center the kids finally meet up with her aunt Claire who gives them some spending money and an Irish babysitter named Zara to watch over them since Claire's way too much of a working woman to have it all a career and a family get out of here she leaves her nephews and hustles off to the park command center where a couple of fun characters are hiding out Laurie Carruthers played by jake johnson and vivian krill played by ho ho the elf lauren lapkus I like them cuz they're funny and seem like real people and also cuz Lowry echos my feelings about this franchise that first part was legit again JP sequels maybe stop always reminding us of the original and just try to focus on your own merits Claire tells them that a new branding deal has just gone through for the park the rise in Wireless presents the indominus rex which would be a funny joke if this movie wasn't also actually a commercial for stuff like Samsung and Mercedes hanging a lampshade on it doesn't mean it's not product placement and it's not like that was a Wayne's World caliber Joe contractor no I will not bow to any sponsor Claire hops into a helicopter with Park owner Simon masrani played by the effortlessly cool earth and calm the back story here is that the Maserati corporation bought engine and now owns all these dinosaurs even though mr. masrani himself is less concerned with bottom lines and more concerned with stating the obvious we're flying yes you are Simon very good he flies the chopper over to the indominus rex pan to check out the new park asset and it's looking to be a total beast it needs extra high walls to keep it in it's already tried to break through the glass windows of the paddock and it's got thermal vision to see heat patterns like a predator because of how dangerous this dinosaur is Mo's Ronny tells Claire that they need a super badass to come in and help with it enter star-lord Owen Grady played by box office darling Chris Pratt Grady is a Navy vet who has developed a relationship with a quadrant of velociraptors led by blue who's just the cutest little dinosaur he shows how much he can control the dinos when a younger employee falls into the pen with that Brady rushes to the rescue and holds the Raptors at bay with some stern words and outstretched arms he can only control them so much though and when he finally tumbles back out of the gate they end up snapping at him still Grady's boss Vic Hoskins played by Vincent D'Onofrio thinks that the Raptors have been trained well enough to be used as weapons of war in an effort to save the lives of soldiers kind of like drones but you know with an appetite for human he warns Grady that engine has been looking to do this for quite some time and that it's eventualities is inevitable this is gonna happen without you boys Grady lives out in a metal trailer and he's working on his hog like a real cool guy when Claire comes to find him wearing her best commander credit cosplay wait hold on I forget is Owen Grady supposed to be cool Lord oh my god he just snatched a bug out the air hole and great he's a badass Clare's request for Grady to come help with the indominus is complicated by the fact that these two apparently went on a date one time and it did not work out well because she's too uptight and he said this thing is he what an interesting and unique character dynamic to have good thing this movie always has the park itself which includes a kids area that's literally the greatest thing I've ever seen look at these kids riding a triceratops patna gala mom is hugging in a pan of Soros oh my god too bad Zacks a freaking goober and isn't impressed with anything he's seen so far say for that one chick he saw on the fair or that one chicky sees on the train or that one chick he sees in line for the gyrosphere actually yeah thinking back to my high school days this checks out sounds like a real teen boy he sees an opportunity when Zara's distracted on the phone was business shit so he and gray run away from her to have an unsupervised parkade to themselves they head to a Mosasaurus show where Bruce the shark is fed to the giant aquatic prehistoric beast who's not technically a dinosaur it's a Moses or obviously the resulting splash is impressive enough to get a smile out of cynical Zack even though it didn't have boobs and the kids are even more blown away after the bleachers are lowered down to let the audience see inside the tank a fun visual that Steven Spielberg himself suggested it's pretty cool but we're not done with cool stuff just yet check out the all-new mercedes-benz GLA coupes yeah that's literally what the movie cuts to after that line because half of Jurassic world is a commercial stepping out of that world-class vehicle is Claire and Grady who have just arrived at the indominus pass Grady reacts to the dinosaurs name like I did it after Claire admits to Grady that she doesn't know exactly what kind of DNA is inside the indominus they run into a problem when they see that there are no thermal signals being detected inside the pan between that and the claw markings that Grady finds on the wall it looks like this indominus has escaped the paddock so claire races through the jungle in her stylish yet functional g le 450 AMG Sport and calls the command center to put them on high alert but when they look for the indominus this tracker they see that it's still in the cage that's bad news for Grady and these other dudes who are inside the pen checking it out or at least bad news for the other guys this movie's not about to kill Chris Pratt but when that indominus rex reappears it shows that it's fine killing non character employees like this guy Ellis who snatched up by the indominus after a nice off-screen crunch we even get to see some of the feeding sessions solid first Kael J World Grady bolts for the closing pen doors and makes it out of there just in time but after briefly getting stuck in them the indominus also breaks out of the paddock Grady watches from beneath the Jeep as this guy Nick is exposed to the designer Dino and very promptly eaten from a seated position hey at least he was sitting on the ground and not a toilet to hide from the admittedly very cool looking Iraq's great he gives himself a fuel line rinse to ward off both smell and heat I guess seems unlikely to cool down a body's thermal pattern but it works well enough and the indominus pieces out to go see what this Jurassic world place is all about although the IREX is now on the loose our corner Maserati says they need to collect the asset quietly instead of warning the part guesses about the danger because I guess this hippy dippy dude who didn't care about profits before is now fine with risking lives for the sake of his part and so an ACU squad that's asset containment unit suits up and gets ready to kick some asses let's briefly check in on Clare's nephews who are riding a train while the Gallimimus Stampede from the original is turned into a tourist attraction which is not a criticism by the way I think that's friggin great gray tells his older brother that he's figured out their parents are getting divorced cuz that's a fun thing to keep bringing up in this dinosaur adventure film seriously why does this subplot exist I want to see this little kid cry from terror not from his family's failure to stay together great he shows up to the command center to watch the indominus react Wishon mission happen in real time the ACU gets out of their high-powered mercedes-benz g63 AMG 6x6 and heads off into the jungle that's where leader Hamada finds a piece of Dino damage on the ground looks like the indominus tore out its own tracking device this must be one smart dinosaur and guess what it can also camouflage hey Kenan D time to up the shit out of this kill count because we're adding eight bodies to the list right now first is Hamada who's thrown down and stomped on in a real car terian way next is a couple of troopers who are whipped and thrown against tree branches their deaths confirmed by the aliens like monitor that shows all the soldiers flatlining out of the movie another troopers crushed by a tree turns out his name was lead to more get their bodies broken by a tail way at one dude is tossed up and eaten by the indominus showering the camera down below with CG blood and as everyone else makes their getaway the last casualty bravely fires at the Beast until he to get snapped up that that could have gone a little better evacuate the island Claire Maserati refused to do that because you know money but Claire does agree to order all the guests back down to the southern part of the island the order goes out too late to reach that and gray though because they've already headed out in the gyrosphere which is probably this movie's most interesting and iconic new addition to the series inside the gyrosphere there's an extremely tram tour type video starring Jimmy Fallon you know doing his Jimmy Fallon shtick too bad the movie didn't get caught in for some gyro karaoke as they take the big hamster ball through a herd of herbivores they get a message warning them that the ride is over and they need to come back asap but in an enormous park safety oversight these kids are able to just take control the ball for themselves so they just keep rollin rollin rollin rollin yeah straight down the Dino Highway Claire tries to call the boys but do you know ball reception so they get disconnected and instead of taking her phone call as a sign that something's wrong Zach gets the bright idea to take the ball through a restricted gate and down into the Dino jungle right up to a herd of anti low sources in Kyllo sources are a known dino delicacy so in no time at all the indominus rex comes around for some fun Dino diamond it kicks the ball out of its way as it chases after the tangka sources and one of the armored herbivores hits the gyrosphere with his club tail the boys watch from their damaged ball as the indominus kills the egg Kyla boy by biting its head and snapping its neck then it turns its attention to renowned Canadian sketch comedy duo kids in the ball and punctures the protected glass with a nail it has a harder time when it tries to bite through the ball and during its struggle the boys manage to get out of the capsule and make a run for it the AI Rex chases them out of the trees and up to a waterfall that they jump over to escape from the monsters jaws the IREX eventually gets tired of waiting for them to resurface and lean see you kids are lucky that thing doesn't have any killer B DNA by this point Claire has recruited Grady to help her look for the boys but instead they first find a dying Apatosaurus in the movies only use of an animatronic dinosaur instead of CG and boy does it look good Stan Winston would be proud of legacy effects the company that made this dinosaur head and was founded by his former employees it's such an emotional looking Donna so that when it dies in front of them the Claire model business Bob finally sheds a tear she might not want to look over that hill then where there are five more sauropod corpses lying in the Sun completely uneven it's killing for sport they track Zach and grace footprints from the broken Jimmy Fallon ball to the waterfall diving board where Grady tries to send Claire back to the park because she shouldn't be out in the jungle in those heels of hers in response she gives herself a quick sporty makeover and insists on coming with him to find her nephews said nephews find their way through the jungle to an abandoned door and it turns out to be the old visitor center from the first movie only you know a little bit reclaimed by Nature now they take a torch-lit tour through the movie audiences nostalgia and top it all off with some goggles that are probably heavy meaning they're expensive put them back Ray then they find a broken-down Jeep remember when we fixed up his old Malibu right yeah kids fix this decrepit jungle gee that shouldn't be difficult at all hey look it's working it's working the drive off right as Grady and Claire get to the old facility pet is some shit time in there y'all the indominus rex also arrives at the facility breaking the roof with its face and chasing Grady and Claire back out into the jungle where Claire calls in the AI Rex's position to the command center was Ronnie decides to play the hero and fly a chopper on his own to get that Dyna whoo which would surely upset his stockholders if they knew of this shit he flies to where the indominus is near the aviary and his chopper shoots at the Donna so until it crashes through the bird house and starts scaring a whole bunch of Pteranodons and die more photons the pterosaurs escape out of the broken bird house and fly up towards Maseratis chopper and you know that ain't good his gunner falls out and gets friggin air speared by a Pteranodon while another beak pierces the windshield and the copilot masrani stays alive just long enough for his bird to get knocked around and fall crashing through the roof of the aviary where it spirals down into a big fiery explosion that kills the park owner in a suitably undignified way the hole from his chopper allows pretty much all the other pterosaurs to escape and fly out into the wild which kind of begs the question of why they bred these flying fuckers in the first place if they posed that much of a flight risk as the boys drive their Jeep back to the theme park area of the island we begin the scene that everyone was so concerned about me kill counting even though I'll show you it's not that hard see all the guests are currently stuck in the downtown Dino lands section of the park when in flies that giant flock of pterosaurs who start tackling in two and occasionally grabbing the guests as they try to flee but here's the thing nobody's actually getting murdered yes some people are injured some glass gets broken and this one dude is pecked out on the ground but the only things I see getting killed for show are these two margaritas Jimmy Buffett grabs zara tries to do her job and watch over the kids as they run through all this chaos but for her efforts we get the most mean-spirited killed the franchise after she's lifted up by a Pteranodon and passed around like a football it'd be one thing to just kill this character off but instead the pterosaurs drop her into the Mosasaurus tank then proceeded to dive bomb under water so they can snatch her up and give her a dino baptism dunking her repeatedly until finally the mostest horas gets tired of all that ruckus and rises up from the water to shut both bird and human up with one big muddy snap it's an excessive death that probably should have been reserved for Hoskins but instead went to the beleaguered assistant but she's the only death here y'all I went through and scanned the background repeatedly and saw no other confirmed even though this rowdy rowdy dimorphic on tried to add gravy to the cow when they landed on his back and attacked him Claire rescues Grady with a gun but smash and a whole bunch of trains and then the to have a real awkward middle school dance looking kids it probably looks so weird because director Colin Trevorrow and Chris Pratt didn't tell Bryce Dallas Howard it was gonna happen she was completely unprepared for it and it shows in any case Claire's finally reunited with her nephews who were gonna spend the rest of this movie telling us how fuckin badass Owen Grady is did you kids not just see a minute ago when your aunt shrank that dime or Fatah no but she was rollin effing Tembo with maserati dead Hoskins makes his move and takes over the command center with his new engine team most private security guards who arrive via helicopter with a bang or at least a gunshot poor dimorphic on Hoskins wants to take the Raptors out for a military field test and use them to chase down the indominus rex Claire and Grady find out about it and roll up so Grady can punch Hoskins in the face and impress these kids some more butt face punch or not Hoskins assures Grady that this plan is going off no matter what with or without you so Grady reluctantly agrees to lead a team of engine dudes to go hunt down the indominus with his Raptors giving them the scent of the designer Dino with that hunk of flesh they found in the jungle after he introduces the raptors by name to the kids the movie assures us in case we forgotten that old Grady is real fucking cool this was called Blu she's the beta here's the Alpha kid oh he's so fuckin cool and alpha but the kids aren't that alpha so Claire puts them in the back of an armored truck to stay safe inside during the mission with one overacted button push we're off the Raptors run out into the jungle with little vilasa cams on their heads giving a video feed for everyone else to watch on tablets oh and Grady rides his motorcycle among them like he's part of a pack and for once I actually believe that this dude is a legit badass do more of this Jurassic world show don't tell your boy friends about us we know we just saw you don't have to tell us the Raptors end up coming to a halt when they find something which ends up being the indominus rex who steps out of the trees and stares the raptors down then they start talking to each other yo can we get some sub dials up in here I don't speak down a song despite the language barrier Grady comes to an understanding and apparently this new Alfa just told the rest of the crew to go destroy all humans the soldiers opened fire on the indominus but not even a rocket launcher can put it down for good and it just runs away into the jungle that's when blue and the beta's make their move in a scene that's way too Call of Duty for my liking a total of I believe seven security guards are killed by the Raptors it's kind of hard to tell what with all the broken video feeds and grainy night-vision footage but that's what I'm going with seven dudes it's cool after the slaughter Grady runs into Charlie who doesn't kill him right away shame I don't count dinosaurs on the list though cuz Charlie gets blown the fuck up by a missile launcher to end that heart-to-heart I'm kind of sad these Raptors are adorable even if they are killing machines back at the Raptor pen a soldier with a bloody hand shows up like get the fuck out of here before he gets pounced on and killed by Delta right and from the boys adding yet another nameless soldier dude to the list the Raptors chase after the armored truck in an uninspired Dino chase scene that bored the crap out of me especially when it just repeated the side view mirror shot from the original for nostalgia it ends with the boys electro shocking a raptor off the back of the truck and oh and joining them on his bike so they can all drive away to safety they head back to downtown Dino land and into the Hammond creation lab only to find has been evacuated and apparently as revealed in a shady phone call young innocent dr. Henry woo from the first film has been working with Evil Hoskins the whole time Henry what would Hammond say Poosh Poosh yeah that's right you'd probably just say foolish Porsche as part of the deal we've got a big paycheck to take home on his helicopter off the island while Hoskins and his team got some primo Dino DNA to use for the military Hoskins tries to give a bad-guy monologue to our protagonists but he gets interrupted by Delta coming through the door Delta corners him and his pathetic bagging doesn't do any good because she snaps his hand probably clean off and as our heroes run away she balls him to death just off screen behind some equipment a real simple death compared to the drawing and quartering of Zara earlier but Delta is still actin feral and chases Grady clear and the kids through the Innovation Centre on their way out Grady is all like I choose you Dilophosaurus and it works Delta's confused or run outside only to be cornered by blue and echo who are shortly joined by Delta who wants to join in all the Raptor games like monopoly Grady musters up all his dad's skills and reaches a hand out towards blue and blue responds by being chill enough for Grady to removed the velocity from her head Brady's a big advocate for vilasa privacy rights then the indominus rex shows up because it's the end of the movie and it has to do but by now Blu has an understanding with Grady who has become the Alpha of the pack yet again blue goes to defend Grady with a scream but she gets knocked aside by the eye Rex with ease Grady gives a whistle that sends Delta and echo jumping into action against the indominus too bad they proved to be no match Delta gets bitten and thrown straight into a burner that incinerates her while EKKO is just bitten and thrown off screen as the kids hide in a merged stand Claire sets out to even up the match a bitch she runs to a paddock and tells Lowery to open it from the control room after some minor pushback he does and when Claire ignites that road flare you know what we're in for it's the motherfucking t-rex Rexy specifically the one from the original film and clear leads it in a Goldblum Ian way only you know in heels straight to the indominus rex who she tosses the flare that sets off one of the best parts of this movie another awesome Dino fight [Music] this time it's the og Tyrannosaurus Rex against the flashy newcomer indominus rex and they just bang around against each other's snapping at every inch of dino skin they see and crashing through every building in sight after a while it looks like the indominus has the match on lock but as it goes for the pin blues music starts playing and the recently face turned Velociraptor runs down the ramp and into the forehead again despite the fact that this is all CG I think it's pretty friggin cool man just a bunch of dinosaurs fighting each other jumping around getting body slammed I love it it ends after they all yell at each other and the Mosasaurus once again has to ask for some peace and goddamn quiet so it splashes out of the water grabs the AI rex by the neck and wrestles it back into the giant water tank with it but because the audience likes both Rexy and blue hand this movie ain't trying to challenge anyone with moral quandary the two dinos come to an unlikely peaceful understanding and the Dino fight ends right there Brady steps out of his hiding spot maybe to go give Blu a good belly rub but Blu is super confused by her own feelings right now so she runs away content with all the banks she bout to make off all the merchandising rights she's sold the next morning Karen and Scott get to the island and find their kids safe and sound so let's have a round of hugs nothing like your kids almost getting eaten by previously extinct animals to really save a marriage Claire and Grady walk off together in silhouette another relationship forged out of a stressful near-death situation Ted is sure to last the movie ends with Rexy stepping up onto the chopper pad and roaring at the now abandoned amusement park quite a Dino spectacle now even though I didn't count dinosaurs well this dress that kill can't be the biggest one yet let's find out and get to the numbers by my count 23 people died in Jurassic world the most of the series so far the victims were almost entirely male but did include Zara as the first woman gilt in the series so high yeah for progress right for the run time of one hundred and twenty four minutes we wound up with the kill on average every 5.3 nine minutes I guess I'll give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to Zara even though it still kind of rubs me the wrong way and no not because she's a woman it just seems weird to have this put-upon character getting dunked by Pteranodons like she a basketball and they a bunch of Air Jordans still it's the most elaborate death and it's made extra impressive when you learn that actress Katie McGrath did all their own stunts for this sequence that's just freakin awesome and it looks like a total blast - almost ready for lame-ass kill we'll go to the 7 in ghent soldiers killed by the Raptor pack because it's very difficult to tell what's going on there and I'm not even sure I got the number of casualties right finally Diamond Dino for coolest dinosaur sequence we'll go to the Dino petting zoo who said this award had to go to action sequences nothing in this movie got a bigger reaction out of me than seeing those kids play with adorable baby dinosaurs seriously listen to this baby Gallimimus chirp it's so fucking cute and that's it Jurassic world came out in 2015 and made a ludicrous amount of money three years later and it's still the fifth highest-grossing film of all time I can't cover the sequel fallen Kingdom until it's out on blu-ray but until then I'm James Agee nice this has been the kill cow thanks a lot for watching this week's kill count I want to thank a couple of patrons like Ronnie shires gambit and Nicolas Vargas how was the longest episode of the kill count yet it was just so much to comment about remember everyone we can all have different opinions about movies because I know a lot of you love Jurassic world it was fun to revisit the series plus now I have a whole bunch of dinosaur toys to play with or let's be real for Lucy to play with alright be good people

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Id: FFZI-fN04BE

Length: 24min 32sec (1472 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 27 2018