Jschlatt had a challenge for me...

[Music] [Music] hello hello what's going on boys welcome back to the stream yo yo yo yo yo slightly late i was taking a quick dumper like geez man i can't have a little privacy on the toilet anymore come on looking like jeff bezos with these bathroom breaks you're allotting me 30 minute dumper and if and if then what a 15-minute dumper ain't that bad come on you're telling me that when you're sitting on the dumper work you're nine of five you you want to be yelled at 15 minutes in little alarm clock elon musk owns the twitter bird i have heard elon musk is sexually attracted to birds and that's why he bought twitter i've heard this is true real and true anyway what's going on boys welcome back to the stream today sorry about no stream yesterday just had a bunch of work stuff to do but we got a good one today boys bro versus bro jay schlatt god damn where'd you get that black and white uchiha shirt uh it's from team liquid they had a drop with naruto not too long ago pretty fire drop i will say [Music] as long as a banger my schlap plushie just came perfect timing that's cool how long ago did it arrive when are we gonna play more valor ant you know what actually i just thought about doing some more valerian stuff recently haven't we done this before jay schlatt actually never i thought i did i literally thought i did this with jslap before which is why i never asked him and then i realized that we've only ever played spy party against each other like in the years we've known each other he's come on obviously like uh mogul money he's come on on uh twitch jeopardy but but we've just played spy party we've like never played another video game together ever it feels like we should have but that's it it's just spy party all the way down so anyway it's time the return of bro vs bro did you see ms kiff's last video on twitch i saw i saw the headline i thought to myself that's not real and then i didn't click it that sometimes thumbnails get a little too you know what i mean they're a little too fake it's yeah his thumbnail was am i leaving twitch and the first words in my head were nope and then i didn't click it he's not leaving twitch are you kidding me look i like mizzy okay i think he's a great content creator you cannot go on to twitch.uh excuse me you cannot go onto youtube.com and boot this up this doesn't fly all right look i looked up 700 best spotify con miss kiff came up five times you'll get instantly axed i think he would get dmca banned like what happens to me occasionally and you guys make fun of me and he goes lord we got bit lol even though it's not a band but it would happen so often to him he would just get fed up and he'd do staring at a wall for 12 hours stream stay with us on not in this car baby not in this car not in this car what am i eating i'm not eating any food i have uh my own latte that i made with my gay yeti cup audio's cutting in and out no i'm pausing the music oh by the way do you guys all know about this poker tournament everyone's aware yeah yeah yeah yeah everyone's aware of this poker tournament now it's pretty [ __ ] hype i'm pretty pumped for it i'm not gonna lie i i know not everybody who's watching is a poker person in fact most people aren't but it's a game that i played a lot growing up and in college when i ran allegedly i ran an illegal allegedly elite so this is like a dream come true xqc confirmed i believe so yeah he just asked for the payment so if he's sending his money i think he's on board i think wobby's out i believe wubby's out i believe the final roster is me so if you don't know if you don't know uh poker has been a part of this channel for the past couple of years here and there we played occasionally because i've always played poker and then last week we played on um alexandre botez's stream uh with uh with with like this this well-produced stream and these pretty funny commentators um and and i was a part of that and it was dope honestly it was a great experience but after i did it the the guy who ran it hit me up and they're like dude you ever think mr beast would do this and i was like good question so i texted mr beast and he was instantly down and then within the span of a few short days we were left with a pretty insane group me mr beast xqc slime alexandra botez phil hellmuth who's probably the most decorated poker player of all time tom dwan who is a highlight machine if you look up any poker top 10 compilation he'll be in it and then i think there's a businessman who i don't know who is supposed to hemorrhage all of his money or perhaps win it all i guess that's how it works in poker [Music] why would you get a poker pro everyone keeps saying that like why would you get a poker pro everyone's gonna lose all their money the two poker pros in a group of eight they will definitely be winning but it's not like poker isn't a game where it's like it's not like bros versus pros you know what i mean if we did bros vs pros with a poker professional we would beat the poker pro cause because you could just get in your money good enough you know you can just do that you can just play tight enough they will certainly be more winning they will make more money overall but they're not gonna walk out of here with like you know a million dollars and the rest of us with zero dollars in our hands that's not going to happen is the mic scratchy let me reset [Music] yeah we're also bringing ee he yeah we're bringing ee he recently came in possession of a lot of money so he was free is it sponsored no it's actually not sponsored everyone's putting up their own money which makes it more exciting i think wubby couldn't pull it off for such short notice is the audio good what's going on here can we chat can we talk how are we doing with the audio [Music] it's good now [Music] all right that's all we care about that's all we care about [Music] so anyway today we're going to do brover's bro against jay schlatt i think tonight we're probably going to do a mango ludwig friday and uh and that's going to be our agenda and then tomorrow tomorrow i think i'm going to be doing the elden ring gluing myself with extra powerful super glue on a chair until i beat melania in elden ring so that'll be tomorrow and then sunday uh we're gonna do the poker event the germap pvp got moved if you didn't hear last stream it got moved to early next week uh the reason for that is because um germa wants to spend a little more time getting his squad and we also have to get ours anyway so just started to get into poker i'm hyped for this stream dude it's gonna be crazy anyone who's played poker for like in like an hour of their life dreams of sitting at a table with phil hellmuth and tom duan mango diami he was like dude this is the first time that you've hung out with someone where i've actually been jealous okay what the [ __ ] am i getting subtweet by pokeman now serious question why do guys take so long to poop lol pooping is the only time we get to collect our thoughts and my phone is also very entertaining and be vulnerable and my phone is also very entertaining that's it that's that's why all right when i'm pooping i'm i'm the most vulnerable i've ever been not a good tweet i don't give a [ __ ] if you think it's not a good tweet because it's the honest goddamn truth i don't i don't need my my truth to fit your agenda joe mansion head ass any other plans for the stream bro versus bro j schlatt and then mango ludwig friday and if we have time in between maybe some geo guess or i don't know is the brisket not happening we did the outdoor cooking stream i just didn't do brisket i i found a bear and killed it any old runescape plants out of the moment wait why did schlot just tweet at me wait why are you schlott tweeting at me is slot mad at me i can't handle slapping mad at me we want funny sideburn man i could i could do that what what is schleich when he goes on stream does he just come and he he's just this right [Music] all right boys how's it going [Music] food he really commands a crowd with his with his mannerisms are we doing your little live stream today or not dude where the [ __ ] are you okay why does he call it why is he calling it little why does he always gotta roast the size of my live stream sometimes not the size it's about the motion of the ocean let's give this [ __ ] a call [Music] how's it going everybody my name is jay schlot yo what's going on [Music] that was actually a fantastic impression of me dude i was watching that and i'm like holy [ __ ] he's right i do just turn on the camera and move my mouth a little bit yeah yeah you're like you're like a 70 year old man stuck in a 20 year old's body [Laughter] nobody's time matters you just said you're enjoying life yeah i mean hey i mean my time doesn't matter to you either evidently considering it's been 15 [ __ ] minutes okay i'm sorry i i took a poop all right how long does it take for you to take a poop um a long time with your bidet that you got me are you enjoying it you brought it over oh yeah yeah oh yeah dude i i have it spray warm water in my ass like the whole time not even when i want to clean i just have it spray the whole time wait i'm sorry like like while i'm just [ __ ] yeah oh you don't sit down and the first thing i do is i hit the button yeah button to yeah to have the water start spraying out mm-hmm you don't do that what do you mean what do you mean i do no you don't you do not put the water while poop is coming out of your ass like what is it fighting it like trying to push it back you tried it have you tried it i've never tried this no it's uh try it it sounds like the carnival game where you're trying to shoot the water into the hole but something's coming out at the same time it doesn't seem right but you like new experiences yeah but yeah i mean i guess i'll get that sounds so much messier it's it does it's it's a bidet bro it cleans you up afterwards no afterwards yeah you do the poop and then you use the bidet bing bang boom but but while it's coming out it seems a little messy it feels good i feel like it feels good it feels good sure it feels good you you do this every time yeah pretty much is that weird yeah yeah i think emphatically why is that weird because you're like you're like pressure washing your [ __ ] as it comes out i i in my mind listen it's not like listen lud you got to realize you brought me a very nice bidet yeah this is a 600 700 800 900 bidet that you got me it's true it sprays warm water it's a heated seat you sit down on that thing and you are you are extremely comfortable let me ask you a question you use the warm water when you when you clean your ass on yours don't you uh-huh yeah so why not just spray it in all the time sometimes i'll go in when i don't even have to [ __ ] sometimes i'll just go in and i'll spray warm water up my [ __ ] up my little [ __ ] don't say little don't say little don't do that this is while you're peeing at least right no no what no you're lying sometimes i'll go sit on it you just walk by and then you just walk over to it yeah no pee no no dick why why no dick where did that go no balls this is look let me let me let me this is how ridiculous it sounds i'm going to give you an example of something that i the way i'm perceiving your words thrown back at you yeah yeah so schlatt sometimes i walk by the toilet and i just sit down pants up and i use the bidet pants up yeah pants and it just pants through it just bleeds it's warm water nothing that doesn't make any sense slides warm water nothing wrong with that it just makes no sense this is such a there's such a difference between getting your pants wet with water and having a nice soft stream of warm water caress your tiny little [ __ ] okay it's tough to stop stop you tiny little little little starfish okay i'll make it little don't make just make it a big a big old little is where i get okay all right well hey it's nice to talk to you again schlott yeah no it's great it's great it's been how long has it been uh i mean for like a week literally last friday i did see you last friday which which was pleasant it was it was fun it was fun i decided i'm not gonna do that three and a half hour drive anymore uh for at least a couple weeks yeah did you go again when charlie went no i haven't met him yet okay cause he went i know he [ __ ] went dude he went like a day after we did yeah we we could have just we could have crazy we could we really could have waited a day uh was a blast for me all right i had a a good time shooting guns yeah it was fun it was a good time i i really liked that place but uh i guess you could could you have waited i mean i know you had to do that thing in dallas right not yeah no no because it was dlc i remember i saw cutie up there and i made some joke about wanting ludwig in the photo yeah yeah yeah yeah um you got pretty upset you know what i realized we've almost never played a game together that's not spy party i i think you're right man what other games have we played like we've never played minecraft we've never what have we have we played mario kart before i i don't even think so i think you've played mario kart uh with other like i think you played with like my roommates i don't think we've played really i don't even think we played did we play among us no [ __ ] no nothing i don't even think we played it i think i played among us with you yeah nothing man we have just played spy party it's just been you me and wheels the whole time yeah it's been the trio ride or die that's incredible you know but but hey now it's time for us to evolve and and expand our horizons here listen ludd i got a fun game we could play next time you're over okay we both go into the bathroom and we take turns spraying warm water up our up apart tight don't say it's cute no no it's not no don't finish it so how's this work so the way it works is pretty simple it's the first to five we have ten games total first of five game wins wins the entire event they're the better gamer on the day uh we can get our list of games going right now but there's also a more important question looming which is what are we playing for oh god well i mean which is historically we've played for gifties but i mean we know that whole deal now they're they're adding it when uh i believe next month oh word maybe we just postpone no no no we we could do something more exciting than gifted you know we don't gotta swap money anymore swap spit no okay wait wait wait wait wait he left the call he left okay hold up i know what i get him back i know how to get him back [Music] [Music] what are you sipping on over there oh just a little dc was what's dc it's a little dc there's no problem what is dc like an energy drink that's your sister diet coke [Music] yeah you got it i get there after reading chet how do you not know dc i haven't had a soda in eight years really yeah i quit one day and then i never drank it wow i did see a tick tock one time that was like you really do just quit soda and never drink it again that's how it works you just lose all appetite for it and then you have it again and it's like the spiciest thing on earth the spiciest thing on earth yeah yeah the bubbles are you don't understand how powerful the bubbles are if you don't have it for like six months i love the bubbles though they're bubbling so strong you don't drink like seltzer or anything i drink like seltzer water but the bubbles of seltzer water don't even come close to the bubbles on like a coke it's insane a fresh coke forget about it that's spicy it is spicy all right so steaks let's talk steaks all right steaks look look look hey i'm i'm willing to put up whatever i'm i'm easy you're willing to put up whatever huh i'm brave okay okay i didn't really think there'd be stakes i mean bro you know you called it a bro versus bro i thought this was just a friendly competition but i mean we can add stakes if you want i just have to think for a bit i'll give you some examples so in the past my thing that i used to do was loser had put up a pair of their shoes and then winner would get their shoes not because i mean you are not i got size 13s bro i mean that's like five sizes you're superior probably okay i'm a size 11 i think you're coming anywhere close i'm decent i'm like someone six three you know i'm close i'm like 6-1 but but my idea was basically oh you know what i have a good one what [Music] do you have a statue that is worth approximately 15 to 20 000 [Music] yes what is it so i have the big boy monkey balls which i'm sure you know um but i also i also purchased uh a bunch of smaller versions i have a i have a brass one that is probably it's like a perfect desk size it's like the size of an xbox that is extremely heavy and just fits on your desk and it's the same thing just scaled down how much is it i think he was uh like nine or ten thousand dollars i have a life-size statue of jackie chan that was approximately sixteen thousand dollars really yeah yeah yeah like how what do you mean by life's what's he made out of uh like like silicon oh my god wait hold on [Music] oh he's got his dogs out too oh get those away bro put some socks [Music] don't talk about my dogs so so here's the material now as you can see like you could imagine what you could do with this oh my god oh wow yeah that plus the bidet that's a fun that's a fun evening [Music] i'm i'm not gonna i'm not gonna ask you to explain but yeah it's you know it's like real silicon fingers right yeah of course now why now okay i i have no use for this statue i don't know what i do with them i i would not i mean like you'd feel a bit uncomfortable with him in the room too yeah no it he uh it's actually a bit of a fear thing when people walk in they usually get a little startled uh when jackie chan's there you're just kind of looking to get rid of him aren't you yeah well no it's like a scarecrow it's like a scarecrow you know yeah like a little scarecrow does he have a dick no smooth but does have an ass does have an ass okay okay how's his ass looking it's it's a harder plastic for sure firm [ __ ] no dick is it no dick no dice for you or listen that's usually what it is with the statues i buy i mean i've only bought statues with huge balls and [ __ ] yeah but um hey look if you oh jesus and look how are you gonna ship it how are we gonna ship these [ __ ] things to each other i haven't even considered that i i haven't even considered that [Music] all right we could keep it simpler too you know like no no no no no look we we can we can play for it we can play for the statues i will be up i won't be rather upset if i have to send you that monkey because he is a pretty big part of my life and it feels like this jackie chan thing is something you you don't care about at all oh if you read my chat right now they're they're distraught over the idea of losing jackie are they oh yeah um save jackie jackie no sad face sage no okay distraught all right sixteen it's a 16 000 statue yeah and when did you when did you buy this thing i bought it maybe nine months ago it took about six months to arrive [Music] what was the reasoning it was in amazon's or an ebay stream like those streams where i give my chat my credit card oh of course yeah yeah and they bought it on ebay it was the most expensive thing i've ever bought from one of those streams got it all right you know what you don't [ __ ] it you've got yourself a deal all right my monkey balls your jackie chan let's go all right we're playing we're playing for pink slips today we are oh this is the chat's gonna be devastated if i lose this oh and i'm and i'm gonna try i'm gonna try this time uh it's full sweat let's go over the games now so it is first of five everybody understands that but what are the games we are playing first we have four neutral games okay it doesn't favor one side or the other uh game one is battleship all right no skill involved there game two connect four i mean that's a solved game and you didn't solve it though dude when i came to la for that shoot all nick was talking about was how some of the was like how all the board games are solved games wait which nick my nick yeah you're nick yeah but nick's a [ __ ] nerd yeah but you you're you are in business with him no no i do not game like nick games i would resonate with game like nick games no are you good at connect four i am average at connect four i will lose connect okay by average do you mean you play like once every other year when the opportunity of playing connect four arises i play how often do you play i play only for brovers bro and i would say i have like a i probably win like 60 of the time maybe 65. jesus christ like i'll beat like a sap nap no shot like that's easy but i'll lose to like a northern lion okay well i mean that's a smart guy yeah and i'm losing it jesus okay all right the other neutral game is super smash bros melee that's a joke you're telling a joke right now okay sorry yeah i'll switch the other neutral game is uh the one i was what are the ones i don't think okay so here's the question do you think spy party's neutral [Music] no i feel like the last time we played spy party you [ __ ] crushed me yeah i i agree i feel like i feel like yeah i feel like there's an advantage and i don't really know why i think i'm just more of a robot yeah but i do think rock paper scissors is neutral okay also a solved game no it's not yeah rock is just better oh true and then the final neutral game uh there's a few we could do the one i would recommend is um reaction speed no what do you mean no you are you are like aren't you like the best the best masher of all time or something no no this is you have to start like exactly when it says go and [ __ ] like i i don't put it past you that you're also pretty good with that i am i genuinely am pretty terrible at reaction speed i don't think i've beaten someone in reaction speed in one of these events i'm very slow you're very slow and i'm older than you yeah because you are one click you are older that's true no okay we're not that much older but i'm slightly older yeah like a little bit just a little bit a couple sizes down on the on the shoe thing too okay it's just a little but yeah i'm slow i think i think it's i think it's neutral but i'm also open to another neutral game no i think that's fine i think it's fine it's okay we usually there's one game you never play because you won't play all 10 games um you only play nine so this could be the one we also don't play anyway got it but i think it's good i think it's good and then these are the neutral games shall i let's talk about your games okay well um so i i get to pick three right yeah that's right yeah i think you can just type in the first one which will be uh a win for me mario kart just type that in yep and your second one my second one i don't even remember what i picked what did i pick oh we did the bowling oh right yes yeah so the new the new switch uh wii sports has a bowling mode that i think uh i think just judging based on your performance in that tournament i did two years ago that never was uploaded i think uh i think we'll do that yeah and then i've never i haven't played this game in three years and i think uh i think i only played it for about 15 minutes but i think we could play the game punch yeah punch with an a i thought this was you no yeah you're gonna launch it for the first time you're gonna be like okay i see punch uh those are your three decent three uh mine first one first one up this one i think i have a a good shot you ever play geoguessr i play geoguess or yeah yeah you know so i think you're i think it's better than playing some like chess i know you streamed it quite a bit you you uh you had that geo wizard guy on uh-huh which i enjoyed quite a bit i'm a big fan of him but uh you will never understand how the game how you get good at the game um i i like i like a geo guesser i think that's a good one next i think i have a slight edge but it's gonna be close spy party okay gotta throw it in there and then i thought about you've never played super auto pets right never played it yeah i'm not going to make you start today i'm just i wouldn't do that to you uh we could do it's risky we could do smash ultimate but that's risky i have a big chance of losing there i'd have to download it oh then let's not even consider i don't even have the game i would play the only smash i've ever played is uh brawl this could also be a risk are you a fast typer oh [ __ ] i have no idea i i could be i'd have to bust out the buckling spring keyboard for it i think type racer that'd be fun i'm i actually have no idea how i do against you yeah i think that'll be my that'll be my last and uh and we'll see how those go uh but that's our list of games do you per chance have battleship downloaded already no i thought this would just be some website it is a steam app but i have to also download punch so we can just do that yeah i'll download battleship it's it's a quick one it's just hasbro's battleship it's i think free it's ten dollars actually there you go yeah so if a couple people wouldn't mind priming a jay schlatt you know how yeah i'll uh i'll i'll send you an invoice for it or just like two of you actually three now that they cut my royalties wait who could you royalties twitch oh yeah 50. you know the old 20 pay cut 29 percent pekka technically would you ever become a youtube streamer maybe i'm a youtuber that's true i just get so i i get a little paranoid over the algorithm like if i'm live are people gonna watch the stream instead of the videos is that can affect anything so i don't know there's certain things i'd need to have cleared up but you gave me the greatest advice because i was nervous about that too i did yeah i did you remember what you said uh when they're paying you a [ __ ] ton of money that whole thing yeah if they're paying you a [ __ ] ton of money they can't let your channel die i mean it's it's a bit of a conspiracy right but at the end of the day if youtube is giving you however many thousands of dollars that they gave you ludwig very vague no one knows no one knows no one knows but the amount that they gave you it would be dumb for them to let you lose viewership you know and the second it's crazy bro the second the second you announced it all your videos started getting a [ __ ] on more views the chart right the chart's a little suspicious it's a little suspicious it's almost funny though because all your all your viewers on youtube now have a twitch prime available that they can spend on my channel now yeah that is right i mean i guess that is i guess i never thought of it like that yeah are you getting what is prideful i got i've gotten uh i've gotten a couple let me check uh joe hub sj console uh you're actually friends that boy caesar salads and rindosu oh my god that guy subscribed for 29 months shouldn't you huh you never you're not even live yeah no what was i supposed to stream no you're just insane that you're getting subs oh yo ludwig thanks for 30 months holy [ __ ] just spoink cody creamer arson clifford chunky man oh [ __ ] gmixtron spoons hot beef sammy lazing hiccup arthur trapezoid panda oh my oh my goodness it's going too fast i didn't even link it are you guys all just going to schlatz right now they have to be there's a bunch of pr and guys you could do this and guys you can and guys you can do this every month okay all right [Laughter] jesus it's like 50 people right there oh yeah oh yeah it's a couple how's uh battleship you got it um i thought i did all right like oh it's under hasbro's battleship yeah i got it i got it all right boot it up it's usually the first game we play alrighty and then it's loser picks game got it got it got it got it okay game capture hold on i'm not good at this obs thing chat you can't say i'd rather watch schlatt while i'm here it hurts my feelings battleship but yeah i i don't consider myself like loyal to twitch or anything if there was a better deal for me on another platform [ __ ] it you know because at the end of the day all of it gets repurposed into youtube content like that's the goal when i do most of my streams and stuff yeah i see you as a wheel and a dealer you know not just a static play same game every day oh my god it's so loud it is loud it's uh hold on it's crashed my obs no worries the game has crashed my obs i need to uh stop my recording okay uh jay you ever had these things sorry about that cutie got sponsored by them they're fire hear me yeah you're good what's up all right i had to uh it completely crashed my obs when i launched the game so i think all that recording is gone uh that's a sad day but that's all right it might be an mkv format are you recording it's in mkv format we're good saved i yeah i did the same thing i was recording mp4 and my elden ring 100 hour stream it crashed i lost everything i switch mkv that really sucks uh do you want a regular map like a normal 10 by 10 grid or do you want something a little fancy a little exciting a little different uh we could do a classic map why not classic why not yeah why not us all right i'm sending you the code all you do is go to friends and then put in the code got it all right play with friends that's a short code yeah quick anyone could just guess eight three three three don't do that don't say the code who is your profile picture is that like kirito who's that it's like some animals from sakura beach i have over a thousand hours in it wait a yumi sakura beach yep schlatt schlatt what what is this what's who what is what i looked it up are you happy it's like a porn game yeah it's more of a story game a thousand hours more of a story game okay it's just got a very long story right that i'm invested in uh-huh and you just keep going back to it yeah all right well before we get into it just so you know the captain you pick they uh all have different special abilities which are labeled at the top i think the best one is william cars lakes and we could duo william cars like okay basically his air strike will shoot a an entire um row or column the entire rower column will be bombed got it all right let's do that okay william all right two william cars likes and now we place the ships okay okay before each battle you can change position of your ships click and hold to drag and shift or click on the ship to rotate oh okay so i just set it up a little bit now huh oh i got to turn your stream off where i'd be cheating oh [ __ ] okay [Laughter] i'm gonna change my format a little bit here yep maybe that's what he wants me to do maybe that's what he wants me to do oh got it he's devilish yep what's a good battleship formation ludwig dude that is the that's the that's the perennial question huh what does perennial mean isn't that a flower no that's the that's the perennium what the perennium it's like a beautiful flower oh yeah it's a tight little flower okay i think i'm ready i my shit's all lined up or not lined up oh tricky okay all right i'm ready too then oh william goes first all right all right it's gotta okay um what do i do you you just so you you just click and shoot now you have four options yeah let me show you let me walk through so you have your four abilities in the bottom left uh one is place a mine and you can place that on your board if i click your mine you get two random shots on my map so it's it's a good deterrent the second one is a scan which costs three points you see your points in the top left that one scans any three by three area but you can only scan over um a point you shot so if you shoot then the next turn you could scan over it so a good strat is like you know a lot of people like to shoot like b2 and then they scan the whole top left quadrant um right okay and uh in the scans by the way it not only will detect any ships in the area it will also detect mines but it won't tell you the difference so you know there's a little bit of danger there uh the next one is a two by two bomb it just blows up any two by two area it can be anywhere on the map um and that's five points and then the final one is your your [ __ ] car bomb that destroys an entire rower column all right and then you move to youtube yeah it costs it costs about nine maybe a little more million and then that's [Laughter] all how all righty um all right i'm turning off your stream now uh was that b2 thing uh were you just trying to subliminally make me avoid b2 no no no it's just no just an example i would either there could be could not be nothing i just say b2 because it's it's a corner usually you'd want to do it on like a corner or like a b2 isn't a corner no but like that's what i'm saying you wouldn't shoot a1 and scan a1 because then you would only sk that's the center point you understand what i'm saying so you i'm shooting for b2 [ __ ] [ __ ] idiot oh yeah yeah should i have scanned no you can't scan because you need three gold so you're gonna have to scan next turn oh but there is a common theory in the game of battleship and what might that be people shoot where they're scared to be shot no that was me placing a mine did you hear that i heard it i heard it okay okay how how how long does the scan oh you can scan a for a while okay is it a good idea to scan would you suggest it oh yeah always scare i mean i think scanning there's like two there's three metas i've seen one is mine mandy you can scan on a shot only okay yes that yeah that's what i'm saying so that's that's why i'm recommending shooting b2 as opposed to a1 e4 nope it's not bad i'm gonna apply it to mine actually no i'm not there's mine mandy's there's scan sandy's and then there's bomb berries we're working on the naming for the last one but i might be a scanner uh sammy i'm a bit of a mind mandy i've always kind of been that you've been a what a mind mandy a mind mandy you place the minds on your side yeah on my area right so i'd place it like close to a ship and it also throws off your scans because then you might be scanning my mind instead of a ship right understood pilot big big fan from in the womb i don't think that's the case i'll place a little mine i guess i'll place a little mine but you know bear in mind the more points you spend the less chance you have of getting to your nine carpet bomb well you've been planting mines no i'm just saying like you know you got it's like an economy thing right i see oh oh [ __ ] okay okay all right do you know if you hit a mine or uh or uh yeah yeah yeah ship oh yeah it'll tell you it'll be very obvious when you hit a mine got it oh oh lord okay you're in the same vicinities yeah ah this is good i like this well i'm just one hit don't don't be too cocky you know i missed to the right who goes to the right i just imagine you're right i do curve to the left wait uh do you curve do you curve a certain way i would say i'm as straight as it gets you're a straight shooter straight shooter throwing through let's see but i wonder if you do curve to the left you do i cut yeah i do i i mean i do it wasn't a lie okay there's a chance that it's left or down or right or up could it really it could be anything let me go down nice oh my god i think oh it gives me points when you hit me okay i think you tried to be a little smart here schleid i think you used your giant l in the corner facing into it i have no idea why i would do that um you don't you know i'm a single no a singer no i really i really [ __ ] now now i'm not finishing it off because that'll just give you an extra point i see okay oh okay how do i switch the orientation of this little carpet guy you have a carpet yeah yeah i got a carpet man what are you talking about no i might wait to use it just like maybe like why is that i just you know sometimes it's it's better to wait why wouldn't i use this right now i think that it would befruit you to wait for me to place a couple minds here a couple minds there see this is what see you're giving me advice but it's always not in my favor that's the thing about you okay you act like such a friend you're no blood bud no i'm a blood i'm a blood butt what the [ __ ] there's no way there's no way bro yeah i was recommending you wait actually [Laughter] that's crazy that's crazy god damn god [ __ ] damn it okay um all right i hit you alrighty it wasn't bad how do i know what size you are uh well i know if i completely sync something yeah yeah yeah it'll come up with like a little like you sunk my destroyer i see i see i see you're too far off chat shots one through five clearly missed shot six through nine due to recoil uh okay i'm thinking about scanning um i think it's a mine i think it's bait why would i bait you there just cause because you said you pl you were placing a mine and then you did it i did place a mine last round this is true you've you've now placed another mine okay i've considered it yeah thank you luke for the membership funny bunny have fun at work thinking about this [ __ ] carpet bomb that i [ __ ] up you've it had to have been really close well it's information you know it is information i'm gonna scan on uh on this fella right here okay three okay interesting interesting okay no shot you weren't even close okay [Laughter] okay so you just you [ __ ] [ __ ] okay so you placed a mine around that area no i see what you're doing now i get it i get it you placed a mine the number went up to four i could see it by the ship the ship grew we had like a good info what and that's the end of my turn i don't get to go after you get the two shots you shot a mine you shot a mine oh my god bro i mean hey it's down to three you're gonna place another [ __ ] mine i'm not gonna do that i [ __ ] hate you man i [ __ ] hate you okay all right interesting interesting i think there's something right here you're not even close you're okay you you say that which makes me think i'm close you play another one another one okay i ca i will not hit another [ __ ] mine in the four radius it's not gonna happen again yes oh yes yes okay and it's gotta be this one come on wait oh man wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that was a lot of information because you've only ever placed one mine total which means in the top left it's a real ship you've only ever placed one mine so in the top tell you in the top left where it says one i thought it was a mine but since i hit your mind it's guaranteed that there's a ship in the top left i don't know what kind of mind games you're playing right now lud i know where one of your ships are oh you still your turn by the way [Laughter] interesting interesting okay so there has to be a ship and it was just one and so it has to either be i think in the top left or excuse me bottom left or top right is my guess it's my it's my if i'm speaking with my heart with my huevos and my rancheros you're gonna do a carpet bomb soon aren't you no you're don't have anything close man i'm not even close no you're at like seven no i don't i don't think that's the case where okay so your tiny guy is there yes i was right so it has to go out this way it has to go down has to go right and it's your full ship there we go i shouldn't finish it off [ __ ] damn it it's okay he's oh she's gonna he's gonna have carpet bomb points i'm doing another carpet bomb yeah he's gonna [ __ ] carpet me you just gave me enough to carpet bomb you i know i'm aware of the carpet bomb it's okay i'll hold off no i'll hold off on it i mean no i'm gonna do it you're gonna do that we're gonna do it we'll call them what call you doing i feel like i should go horizontal this time sure [ __ ] i feel like uh i feel like i'm lagging behind you in this game you're no i would say you've you i mean you've hit multiple ships you kind of gave up on one well i know what it is i know where it is yeah i know where it goes yeah i know where it goes now the question is do i want to use this carpet bomb right now and i think if he goes e i'm gonna i think i want to if he goes e i'm gonna lose it there's no way he goes either it's the only area where it would completely with if he goes horizontal i mean generally it's best to bomb an area with ships do you see where i'm aiming no i actually can't see anything that's not capped okay all right fair enough got rid of the ship you know i'll take it chad that's actually so good for me you got a guy there because now that the ship is dead he won't go for this little ship and you're here [ __ ] me you knew there was a mine come on yes hard work pays off this sucks okay nope keep it simple not even close i mean it's obviously close it's not it's not even close it has to be close it's not you're lying you're lying it has to be it's not close okay actually i knew it couldn't have been there i scanned you did scan that was foolish you know what you made a mistake too a couple errors don't say it swinging a miss it is close no stop saying no oh [Applause] okay okay which one's this one no it's just a ship oh maybe it's maybe it's right here it just said i wouldn't i think it's this one oh is this your l oh no is it oh could be could be something is it a8 i wouldn't read into it too much you know birds of a feather oh oh man oh man it appears we've done the same thing schlatt we have done the same thing we really have all right you have armed me and i'm taking my shot okay okay i'll take that i'll take that that's decent i know this has to go up i'm just gonna shoot it to see what ship it is yep you got me all right that's good that's huge that is pretty big for you that's all right so one ship down two ships down three ships down this ship has to go left or right let's find out jesus oh wait there's only a three boy left okay okay this this suddenly became quite interesting only a three let's scan here not even close okay keep chiming in with the not only closed stock um where's a good spot maybe right here oh oh my [ __ ] god what kind of [ __ ] luck is that what kind of [ __ ] luck is that look i just know how your mind works i can see the overall what do you mean you know how my mind works to aim for d7 what does that mean because you kept saying not close so i knew a ship was close that was not even remotely close to where you just shot yeah oh my god there's no way i'm gonna finish out right here [Laughter] schlatt it's been a pleasure it [ __ ] sucks just like some [ __ ] ass convoluted [ __ ] version of battleship that is in no way the uh what the original creator wanted it to be yeah [ __ ] it i get to scan i get to scan i get the carpet bomb come on bro get real all right leveled up i'm level two i mean that's pretty exciting it's not all bad there's good things in this world uh the score is now 1-0 which means it is your game you get to pick okay all right all right all right i get to pick what's our what are our options looking like so battleship done uh what you have uh is your games mario kart 8 switch sports bowling or pouch any of those three or you could do a neutral but it's usually best to just do your game yeah i'll probably do uh yeah let's try bowling let's try bowling i i actually have not played this game before me either it came out today it really yeah yeah literally today i don't even know if i have my capture card set up hold on oh no i don't i don't have it set up you have to give me a second yeah you're good take your time i'll figure out how to um well i'll add you first and then i'll figure out how to enable or do online oh good w chat what happened to the me's i think they're dead and gone no i think that was like the whole drama hold up i gotta add schlatt's friend code oh you have to detach the [ __ ] do you mean unable to what the [ __ ] okay talking it ah schlotz is there a chance you typed your friend code in incorrectly video capture oh oh i was muted schlott yeah is there a chance you typed your friend code incorrectly i don't know maybe this [ __ ] capture card oh there it is uh um i probably did somehow type it incorrectly i threw it in twice and it in it and it shot back at me and said unable to find so you can either you can just send it updated i have it open or i sent you mine either one it's updating the controllers to be able to play this game hold on that's crazy they update new controllers i won't be able to check yet that's fair it's updating the you know trolleys you understand a little update never heard nobody how's your day been you took a while starting the stream you know it was okay i had to go to the bank twice today oh twice yeah i'm doing this big poker stream on sunday and uh and i need to get um a big old check for uh for a hundred thousand dollars why because it's a 100 000 buy-in really yeah yeah who's in this thing it's uh mr beast oh that makes sense yeah me xqc alexandre botes slime tom dwan phil hellmuth don't know any of those people um they're they're just big poker legends got it big poker legends i didn't ask you i didn't figure you never seemed like the gambling type i've asked you in the past no i don't gamble [Music] i figured that wouldn't be your bread and butter [Music] hold on i gotta add you okay one eight don't say it out loud though six why not just do phil uh daniel negranu i mean i don't know daniel negronu [Music] zero gotcha okay i think i added you oh yeah wow you've got mario you've got mario as your profile picture that's really cute yeah he's did mario he's my favorite oh your favorite is mario i like yeah i like marvel mario is your favorite i like mario yeah okay i send you a friend request don't laugh at my profile photo dude i'm not laughing it looks like me okay it's as close as i could get it doesn't look exactly like you i mean it looks kind of like you i why does it j like okay it just looks like you in 40 years and maybe you are slightly creepy [Music] that's not right it's not that's not that's rude bro i mean yeah but come on all right [ __ ] it let's figure out how to do this play with friends single player begin career oh my god i gotta make a [ __ ] avatar for myself i think play with friends single player makes sense right yeah oh i'm making a guitar goddammit [ __ ] what i gotta wait for my controller to update yeah what does that mean controller update i don't know it's it's updating the [ __ ] i i really couldn't even tell you what's it updating how is this up it's a [Music] controller was good yeah you're the one who does that good yeah wow i can i there's three different hairstyles it gives you and and two of them are undercuts uh i'm gonna take a piss i'll leave you with my stream all right i gotta do the i i gotta set my guy up so it's gonna be a while [Music] thick drooping brows that's one of the options that gives you thick you can okay you can have thin arching brows thick arching brass thin straight brows thick straight brass and then thick drooping brass which is what i've selected oh oh this is ludwig's great new way of uh padding out his hours streamed on youtube even though he told that whole story about how like he was like yeah i don't wanna he went to youtube right before he signed the contract and he was like yeah i'm gonna go with twitch and uh youtube was like yeah we'll let you stream less and then he took that and now he still finds ways to just have the stream on without him being there i'm gonna sing nothing he's not paying me the i'm back however many thousands of dollars he got what's up [ __ ] huh just what do you what do you mean it lay the controllers flat so they can calibrate okay oh i'm in oh i'm selecting that appearance do you random until you get what you think to be a better template of your body no that's what i do you can select your me no i know but if you random then you get like a better starting point i mean this is pretty spotty dotty it's a bit too cute of a nose though what are you giggling at you can make it like a little title for yourself oh yeah all right i'm all set hold on i'm gonna get another dc before we go how many a day i guess i'm a so-called i'm a so-called boy intense boy that's weird i'm gonna switch off that i'm gonna switch off that party forever that's so me party child fan of boy that would be a really weird name to make uh all right make a new room max 2 i'm back password oh i guess i shouldn't show you hello hello i'm making a room i'll send you the password okay okay i can join you are you gonna join on oh no i need the password there you go got it all right i think i'm in fan of myself there you go party forever yeah party forever yeah i almost put uh you know what maybe i shouldn't say fan of boy little child but i mean okay okay that's better that's better i was in for a second i was worried yeah square what is spock this is familiar to you yeah man you big spock oh square guy i'm a sparkle i'm a fan of sparkle that's what i wanted to make my title standard bowling oh my god who are all these people i mean i guess it doesn't matter the score is just between me and you i i true they fix bowling so that you all play at the same time uh i gotta change my inputs all right all right all right up so yeah got it all right so i'm just using the left joy con excellent i'm [ __ ] torque watching this one let's go baby let's go are you stood up i'm still well no i'm sorry there are eight of us i know i know the contestants the [ __ ] well we're only worried about me versus you who are these people i don't know who the [ __ ] patrick is oh you're going down baby it's a battle royale of bowling oh wow okay perform a rolling motion while holding zl swing while holding down zl without letting go got it okay there was no spin on that ball whatsoever i i had a similar issue i had a similar issue what did you get there oh five yeah that's tough but the ball isn't spinning time out we've never played this game there this can't be there has to be a warm-up there are no warm-ups baby there has to be warm up i don't know that's a spare baby maybe stand up get involved huh i am [ __ ] standing up maybe if you put your back into it huh old man why isn't the ball spinning it's not [ __ ] spinning what do you mean there's no there's no curve on the ball no i just curved it oh baby how are you spinning it i curved it it doesn't curve as much [ __ ] god my ball's curving how is it curving what are you doing to curve it i i i go to the left when i when i throw it i feel like i'm i'm in the movie wanted with angelina jolie and i [ __ ] it's not [ __ ] carving mind curves mind curves holding down the z the ball went you have to hold down my god you hold down zlx the whole time x well z yeah you have to hold down z l and x where's x it's the top one on the wemo why do i have to hold down x i don't know i just said you have to i'm a i'm [ __ ] electric right now look at schlatt look at gillette all right there's a spare i just got a spare i got a spare that wasn't bad that wasn't bad have yourself a day j sled huh hey we might need to switch this game to neutral at this rate dude the ball is not spinning to the right like it always does in wii sports bang come on come on who let this guy in it's another strike on top of the leaderboard right now it's me and sandra jesus christ phenomenal why not us why not a 300 huh one of the best are you really whipping it yes i like the ball is not curving are are you doing the thing from the balls if you're going for the old wii sports right where you're on the far right trying to spin it left i don't think that works why i'm just saying i don't think it works i'm not saying i know why no okay you know what i'm spinning it too much now so all you have to do is aim straight at the [ __ ] pin and you just throw it and the ball goes straight sh shot i i don't know what to tell you i'm [ __ ] lights out it swings button what oh my god dude half the time i throw the ball and it's going down the lane and it tells me i'm not doing it correctly and it makes me restart because you're letting go you're like you can't let go ever but the ball's already on the [ __ ] lane i know you can't let go ever ever ever you hold it the whole way through that's cash oh that's awesome let's go dude i'm [ __ ] cash we might need to even call this my game at this point like can call some warm-up i'll win these all day i think you're [ __ ] doubling my score i'm lights out i'm on top of the leaderboard [Music] it's got me fortnite emoting in real life i think this is the perfect wii sports game because they removed all skill and i can beat any child come on no there's literally no skill in this anymore it is not it is genuinely just not even fun to play here's the thing i have not failed to get a striker or spare and the other seven people in this lobby have so i think i i think i figured out something you've gotten a striker spare every single time every single time every single time every single one [Music] i'm kind of lights out i go third from the right on that arrow i add a baby curve to it and it's just what do you mean you add a baby curve what do you mean you add a curve if you look at my hand you it doesn't curve it occurs no way of holding it curves it i i all i'm telling you is it curves no [ __ ] rhyme or reason this game that it makes you wait for the [ __ ] computers these aren't real humans no they're not they should be otherwise you're losing to them that's cash oh come on i got lucky there i don't even know how that left pinfall there we go listen can we treat this one this one like a warm up i'm down because i don't think i'm losing today why do i have to wait for [ __ ] misaki it's not a real person it's not a real person playing the game left okay i didn't think i could do that curve oh it's okay i can't believe i what was my score like 220 dude they they somehow managed to make balling not fun somehow they managed so i don't know from where i'm sitting this is a great game there's no skill left in it there's no rhyme or reason as to how the ball goes i gotta be top i gotta be top oh [ __ ] 196. these are real humans emoting oh they're emoting this game is actually so [ __ ] already i'm already regretting the 40 dollars i spent on it and i'm a [ __ ] multi-millionaire you want to run it back that's the one i'll run it again yeah one more time that was just a warm-up plague and this one's for real though this is for the boys this one's for real okay and i'm down also to call this a neutral game because you've never played it i have never played it we can cut out um what's the other one we had in there reaction speed okay it keeps saying low battery i'm a little stressed out it's so like bro you just throw it straight and that's all look there's one guy who got a strike in this lobby in it to me so i think there's a little more to it oh let's see schlatt he's up he's up he gets spam man he gets there bang [Music] james you're slowing down the whole lobby come on [ __ ] gets a two and a three and he makes us wait and he's a computer he's a real human james is a kid he just came home from like the seventh grade oh no ah that's a nice spare i just hit i can't believe that i was soaked did you get did you [ __ ] one up i had a 710 split oh and i almost got it i almost got it oh this one's a little bit of a sweat now huh schlatt's right on our tails hey listen i jus bro i'm i actually just realized that the game is not fun and stupid and there's no skill required whatsoever i'm just i'm literally going straight lining it up perfectly straight and throwing it like a robot oh [ __ ] that was stupid of me too much curve [Music] i'll take it i'll take it i think a spare it like i can't think of a universe where i outside of the 710 split don't get a spare i think i need to start slightly to the right chat yeah but i also don't want to break the formula ooh slots in the lead okay all right all right that's okay that's okay okay i'll take that straight forward bro it's it's ridiculous how dumb this is i actually this is actually upsetting me it took them how many years since we bowling bro 15 16 years yeah 16 years since we bowling yeah yeah and this is what they have to show well you got a strike yeah oh [ __ ] i simp it's a solved game are you just actually lining straight down the middle and throwing it yes okay [ __ ] okay all right [ __ ] i i dude i'm throwing i should just solve game ludwig it's a solved game did you get another strike yeah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] come on are you choking now we shouldn't have done a warm-up we shouldn't have done more i should have just taken it right i should have taken it in iran you should have you should have taken it and ran you should have taken the carpet bomb bro i really did hand it to you on a silver platter that first game this time it's a little different come on oh it's a turkey that's a turkey what did you figure out i just stopped trying to have fun [ __ ] what about a classy best of three huh hey you know what no all right all right what about what no and we keep this in my game category deal deal deal there's still a chance there's still eight four lanes come on it's so [ __ ] bad are you just the game is so bad did you get another strike yes would have the same thing every time and it always works what happened i was i was [ __ ] lights out i was lights out earlier now schlatt hasn't missed i got [ __ ] hustled i got hustled all right all right we got four strikes in a row and schlack gets four spares i think we can win you just gotta throw it harder that really is the key watch five in a row right now oh oh i missed i missed this might be a no sparrow right here man i don't even know if i'll hit this okay all right oh he's got a 710 split oh that's kind of huge no that is not you don't understand what a 710 split is well it's circled that usually means you got a split no no i thought the circle meant that [ __ ] i hit it you hit that yeah i think i think it's lights out now he's 50 ahead oh my god oh that's another strike i thought my score of 196 was so cash dude i'm doing better than i ever did in wii sports i never bald this good god damn it they really did just make it for children huh i shouldn't have given them the warm-up chat i should oh you shouldn't have you got i bent you over and i i looked at that i'm looking at your tight little little juicy no i think i'm aware of where you're going with it all right this is my new strat are you [ __ ] so easy man it's so easy kidding me i don't know what you talking about the curve i can curve it like a monster if i want i can't i can't [ __ ] me [ __ ] me just forget about it it doesn't curve just forget it what a [ __ ] what a [ __ ] this is gonna be a three strike tenth frame oh my god i it really is they really did suck all the fun out of it man and i'm actually even even though i absolutely [ __ ] you in this game i am not happy because they took one of the best games on the wii and they sucked all the joy and the life out of it you were so cash this whole [ __ ] game what did you get 241 [Laughter] oh man [Music] that's insane i you know what i bow down [Music] thank you thank you do you want to do a best of three no i actually don't okay i'm i'm happy to give it to you 241 i i think i think you have me cracked i respect it that that's an insane score you know i gotta respect it plus if we're keeping it as your game i'm okay with that you know okay all right now to close that software and never launch it again did you actually not curve at all no i threw it straight i lined up a little bit to the left of the exact middle and just whipped it forward that's crazy it did the same thing every time like i like you could memorize how the pins fell every time jesus um all right my my game here you know for neutral we can change reaction speed to best of three with other games in that game oh hold on connor's calling me okay just add him to this call unless he's calling you on the phone yo connor what's up man i'm good i'm probably not gonna partake too much i'm on uh i'm on bloodstream right now we're doing a little brovi bro yeah yeah later man dude connor just asked if i wanted to try crack very strange the weird thing is your response wasn't no it was i don't want to partake much yeah i mean everything in moderation right right of course uh okay it's my game let's uh let you know what let's start out with something a little bit small here let's start out with some type racer okay okay well we can save smart party chat we got some time spy party should be the finale man that's what i'm thinking it's classic i sent you a link the way it works is you just click join it'll be me and you uh and we'll do a best of three got it okay uh okay welcome to guests racetrack could be me guessed rank wpm percentile one percent have you used this site you're in the one percent what i don't know it's just i think it's just a thing yeah i'm a guest so i don't think it has any user data on me you just guessed your guest okay uh i think i'm ready are you joining are you ready we're going in 10 seconds yeah 10 seconds me and you just so you know it does count any typo so you have to you have to make sure everything's correct no it no mistake okay good luck luck good luck the explosion ah we're smaller what the [ __ ] schlatt did i beat you you got 111 111 what you said you weren't good [Laughter] 111 you said you weren't good i didn't know it i've never done one of these type this text i have a typing challenge last camera you know what i just need to go faster he's a comp size student you should have known it's actually a [ __ ] good point yeah i i can beat him i can beat him it's the best of three wait what is it what is the typing challenge it's doing i didn't know i was supposed to do anything if you get over 100 you have to do it to verify that it's honest oh why do they care it's just to remove bots camera did get [ __ ] scammed here all right boo boo back up join next race yeah yeah next race next race i had no idea how quickly i typed i didn't know i was a 111 andy yeah it's [ __ ] crazy it's what they call a [ __ ] house in bowling [ __ ] i [ __ ] up yes 120 [Music] oh my god all right game three this is everything ah okay okay you gotta hit no thanks here yeah yeah oh okay good luck good luck good luck there immediately [Music] let's go [ __ ] 110 baby oh wow best it again hmm dude irremediably threw me for a [ __ ] loop what is that word yeah yeah that was tough irremediably tough word that came up my goodness you lost yep yep yeah i was uh mm-hmm yeah you did lose you lost that one i didn't even have to bust out the buckling spring for that the keyboard's not responding anymore yeah no that's fine i got a bunch of them got a bunch of keyboards i smashed my keyboard and now i can't is it nowhere is it legitimately not working a little too hard okay all right all right uh chlot it is now two to one all right you get to pick again i i crashed my notepad application wow so i i did lose the list of our games oh wait no it's back okay good good good all right two to one in schlott's favor what is happening what did i do what did i do what how did you make that noise oh that's what happened my shift key timeout timeout you made a noise what did i do and you like rolled your tongue how did you do that what did i do what why'd you what because it covers all the the consonants what did i do what did i do what it how do you do that and still make out the word sounds wait do that again what did i is this what they teach you in in the [ __ ] english degree how to how to roll your tongue yeah yeah it's part of english too it's part of the whole part of the program right what the [ __ ] dude no god damn it i smashed my space bar and it stuck dude is speaking in 110 words per minute i [ __ ] up what did i do what it what do you need a new keyboard i've got like 10 of them yeah but like i don't think you can give me one here no maybe when you come to deliver jackie chan i'll come uh i i'll give you the keyboard you take it back oh yeah it totally [ __ ] smashed my space bar in god damn it all right give me up give me a second i gotta get my other keyboard okay just more time padding out the twitch contract you know oh youtube contract my bad on the car ride to that uh ranch place where i took ludwig last week um he was actually talking about his stream and he goes he he talked about his twitch stream and then conor was like what connor caught him he still calls it his twitch stream man still has his has his moments oh the dogs you walk out and walk back in again oh my god [Music] okay what is going on [Music] all right let me just quickly what am i coming on the yard man dude we gotta set that up we gotta get to human claw i know hey we don't have to do it there what is what is [ __ ] what is going on here i gotta make it colder hold on [Music] [Music] so [Music] are you there man yeah yeah yeah did you did you win the the streamer of the year award at at the streamer awards yeah that's right yeah that was me that was you yeah yeah what are you asking [Music] no i'm just reminiscing schlott uh here you go here's a little geoguest link for you oh sweet [Music] okay [Music] i need to have an account don't i wait i'm in [Music] all right shalit this is geo gesture the way it works is simple you're gonna be dropped somewhere in the world you need to click where on the map it is the first person to guess uh will will start a 15 second countdown and the other person has to guess in those 15 seconds in uh so is it like the one where you guess the right country or just you just wager a guess and then the timer starts no matter where this one is specifically um a country yeah the closest two you don't get the country right it's just who's ever closer wins got it okay that's cool and that and that's it that's it you've played geoguessr before i have a i had a stint in high school when i played a lot of geo guesser but i really haven't played it a lot since then i watched some of it i see the tick tocks and stuff i just don't think i have much of a shot here i hope so otherwise this will be a very quick rover's bro all right we're in the desert yeah yeah yeah could be arizona and you can like move around and stuff oh yeah of course this isn't this is not arizona my friend i can already tell you there's a terrible music that is playing right now oh they got a little jungle beat in the background a soundtrack yeah yeah yeah yeah copyright free which way did you go i went towards the uh the mountains i see like a small village yeah i'm trying to get down there as quick as i can yeah me too but i might sneak a guessing before i get one piece of information that that i fancy [ __ ] it oh my god you guessed yeah yeah yeah okay i'm gonna guess okay that was way off it was lesotho i wasn't that close either okay where is lesotho it's a small nation within the confines of south africa right [ __ ] what what language is this man i think guess like spanish [ __ ] you guessed already yeah yeah yeah yeah i happened to see a website url that ended in the no you saw a url ah yeah yeah come on now tell you it's not spanish as a hint what brazil.br well this will be a quick game jesus christ this is me taking out my anger what no no no you didn't guess already i did 15 seconds did you see a country no i saw the text though i think i might be wrong it's either this or sri lanka yeah it's true dude what the [ __ ] is going on why are you so good at this tyler was a good guess though i just i pointed i didn't even know what i was clicking on that's interesting whoa all right all right okay we were on the same same thinking right there i lost seven points yeah now this is a healing round you actually can't lose any points here no that's good for me why did you guess because i'm max hp i can't heal oh i get points why did okay so you did that just to [ __ ] me over yeah yeah yeah pretty much thanks for that man i didn't even guess i was gonna put the flag over there i got one god damn it now this this is a 1.5 x damage round which can be good for you yeah sure when it spawns you in a [ __ ] forest that's real great where are you guessing [Laughter] look i don't want to drive and then you find information [Music] how did you know what country it was well okay so often times like these trees look polish but they're a little more birchy what the tree the trees look polish she said the trees look polish but but it was clearly more northern because the trees look polish well it was more northern than people you said that to me with a straight face the trees look polish yeah that's right yeah the trees look polish to me so then then i thought it was in the baltic states because it looked a little more northern because it because of like just the road and and and uh so i went i went i think with um this [ __ ] said to me the trees look polish i am go i'm gonna hear that in my head all all week the trees look polished it was just some people looked at the trees and they looked polish me hold on can we i'll give you the win 100 i think you deserved it can we play a couple more rounds this because this is actually fun oh yeah please let's do it it's just amusing to me how much better you are at geography we can also if you play again oh you're not wolf skull right are you no okay uh do you want to do we can do do you want to do the same as is sure okay okay same as the same as this cause you can do it with no moving or no panning no that that tree looks uh south american i wouldn't go with south american actually you know it's not a terrible guess there's a chevy what are you [ __ ] you talking about yeah that's a good point god damn dude the trees look polish he said he said the trees look polish you want to see the trees again you'll be like damn those are some polish looking trees i don't even know what oh [ __ ] okay all right buenos aires yeah there's a car that said ar ah i think you just know what to look for i guess right yeah i mean that's definitely part of it yeah absolutely interesting this looks fun i think we're in singapore this is a nice area yeah it's actually very nice beautiful i have no idea where it is okay you guessed you did you did already guess i [ __ ] it's the indonesian flag it's okay i have no idea i i got it wrong this is it was the indonesian flag for some reason they're driving on the left side of the road though i don't know who does that it's only a few countries the only one in europe though is the uk in ireland it's another cool area so if you look at the sun and it's in the southern hemisphere that means you're in the northern hemisphere bro shut up would you guess i mean i just get somewhere in europe i don't know where i was thinking europe i think i'm off yeah it was baltic oh wow you got me holy [ __ ] you blew me wow oh this one's easy what do you mean this one's easy what do you what do you mean this one's easy that means just look at the architecture oh yeah no that one is a little bit easy damn fair enough fair enough healing around the healing round wow oh this one's easy oh [ __ ] that was in the uk yeah yeah yellow license plates oh that's what gives it away uh-huh yo i thought now it's like eastern europe no they only have them in the uk and the netherlands and luxembourg which is actually quite applicable right here yep that's the netherlands isn't it this this looks like a [ __ ] wallpaper for the netherlands yeah you did go germany well i saw i saw a word i thought might have been german but maybe they speak that there i don't know uh i think uh probably similar languages i'm getting uh i'm getting eastern europe vibes i i could understand why you're getting those vibes and that's where i was thinking i was like oh this is turkish but actually i could be wrong here no yeah i was right now how did you get that what did you do there's a yellow badge on the side of the license plate so it had to be portuguese bro you win it on the license plates one more time you went on the license plates yeah yeah yeah yellow yellow license plates are a big giveaway right because like they're they got the blue badge on the left and you're up which like this car right here you see how wide that one is this is a hundred percent europe you can already tell yeah but you get that if you get closer to license plate you'll see that one right there has a bit of yellow in it so we're in portugal again what the [ __ ] yeah yeah there's blue on the side of that one though yeah blue for the eu and then yellow on the right side's portugal dude that's nasty that's nasty and then you just you build a big enough library of those and then i'm actually intrigued at this there's like a method to it all it's i i would always just [ __ ] like completely guess like uh yeah i would legitimately just pull some of the the trees look polish [ __ ] every single time what so okay you noticed something about this one clearly right no no no you have to no what side of the road you're driving on the left uh-huh so that only happens they only do that in the uk no no no it's uk it's um australia new zealand south africa and those are the main ones but this one has to be new zealand great how do you know it has to be new zealand because because they're driving on the left side of the road and it's uh and the license plates aren't european and uh and it just it's beautiful so you know it's not australia god damn it dude this is probably just actually it's probably just yeah it's probably just singapore how do you because they're driving on the left and it looks super asian but it's english everywhere which is almost always [Music] it's crazy man where's singapore it's uh it's below malaysia it's like connected to malaysia next above indonesia uh oh my god you were right you were a foot away you were a [ __ ] foot away you said miles it's a small place it's like rhode island it's probably us maybe south of america we haven't gotten a single u.s one yeah it doesn't come up a lot oh this one's actually a us territory this one i can tell you and i don't think you'll find it it's guam oh [ __ ] where's guam it's in the pacific it's closer to japan than it is the u.s it's in between japan and papua new guinea really yeah it's a hill round so you can't oh there you go there uh a thousand yards dude i got 36 points on you there you go oh you're you're going down put it on the board what is dot a t austria yeah it's got to be vienna it's almost always been i don't want to talk to you really oh my god close enough yeah oh dude i'm i'm i'm gaining on you you're getting close actually is where you die right here all right where are they selling software as a service pile of trash oh yeah keeping trash pile that's got to be the uk i would i wouldn't put all my money in the uk no okay why are you there why are you there in the city that it's in uh cool well i saw a couple of uh french license plates or car models they were yellow though no no car models not license plates french people love buying fresh cars yeah those trees yeah i know what those trees look like you know wait you're guessing already yeah oh i could just sense it well hey they looked siberian that's a bold claim wow all right well you beat me every single time hey actually you got to play that game i can teach you to play that game yeah i'd be actually i'd be interested that's that was very fun uh you can get good really quick once you start to pick up on those few key things i see um i completely destroyed my computer and melted the notepad because i was raging um so i don't have anything pulled up but i believe it is your game right and what's the score it's two to two oh okay you know what let's do one of the neutral ones um you can't it's first of fives i mean i wouldn't you know well to be honest lud i know i can beat you in mario kart so i don't need to do that now and punch is just i mean it's 50 50. punch is basically a neutral game and then i let's do punch yeah let's do punch the only game i have left is [ __ ] spy party i think yeah i don't even know do i have you on on steam ah let's find out punch is it is it keyboard mouse is that good i don't know what it is i hope it's all i got here what the hell is this oh yeah big guy [Music] ah got it [Music] all right let me see if i can invite you you just gotta go online and then launch the game i think you're offline right now no i'm online are you yeah [Music] i love this game man i have no idea how this works oh i am i'm totally invisible i apologize that's all right it's all right wait what's starting wait what's happening what what the [ __ ] just happened what i don't know my game just started a match who are you playing i don't know rated you're not playing me no ludwig leave the game i'm not in your game leave the game leave the game you're getting practice in you're getting practice inside i don't know how to escape you're getting practicing i i keep just getting hit leave the game i can't what do you mean you can't i'm hitting escape and it just says oh submission okay [Music] okay all right i've sent you a response or an offer thank you i've accepted i don't know what this game is but when i jiggle it i really don't know either his boobies move when i jiggle him i saw you link this and it's rated 1.5 in the steam shop what do you mean out of five i think so yeah yeah that would make sense i accepted what's going on maybe no no maybe that was drift um barring waiting for oh looking for opponent oh [ __ ] it's gonna put me in a random game now [Music] [ __ ] okay sparring [Music] i'm sparring you i do like the song in the background it is kind of good [Music] you get you get my spars i feel like i did [Music] i really do feel like i uh oh no i shouldn't do that i [ __ ] up maybe you accept mine [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay yeah send it oh i see yeah we're in all right all right warm up warm up how do you play i don't know what f okay f picks up a rock oh oh this sucks this sucks man we're just going are we just going for this let's just go for it all right [Music] it's so bad where did you find this game nope get away from me man my goddamn sends jeez really bad no that's a miss that's a hit no you didn't knock me what was that what is this oh that's a nice looking rock where are you face me oh oh you can grab two rocks i know that's what i've been doing there we go there we go come on man oh there we go let me shoot it count your blessings king count your blessings how does the winner get decided i don't know i'm just waiting for the two minutes then oh what you sniped me i said that was like a 40 meter shot oh my god dude oh you you baited me you baited me you you you did a little bit of baiting [ __ ] hey man leave me don't don't pick that up don't pick that up don't pick that up where you going where are the rocks my god [Music] so is that a win we doing the best of three what's going on here [Music] can we keep playing yeah let's do the best of three all right you sent me the invite again of course i need this chat because i am going to get crushed in mario kart [Music] is this the only way to fight like is throwing the rock i don't know i think so get the feeling that the gameplay might be a little all right where are you bastard oh you weren't looking at me you weren't looking at me i don't have to be there we go there we go lights out lights out you know you know when you're turning to aim and then your whole body turns yeah it keeps throwing me off i miss you that was terrifying i've got two rocks now almost at the shot of a century right there the aim the way you aim and this is so bad man oh my god it was such a bad time to click that was such a bad time to click oh what a what an errand this what an erranus decision i need that rock you know what that was that was the game that made me turn around that's why that's why i ran away that was so bad that was so bad i'm not even trying whoa you're so lucky you're so lucky [ __ ] where's the rocks where's the rocks oof that was good that was good we got two here we got two here we're good [ __ ] yeah yeah good shot yeah yeah yeah good shot my moving shots my moving shots it's my new tech oh don't get over get away from me stop no no [Applause] oh that was just a read you gotta stop man you gotta stop you can't be playing this good you can't be playing this good what the [ __ ] dude i'm hitting these from down down [ __ ] i can't even grab this rock cause it's on the edge i can't i got it [ __ ] damn it where's he going left to right check left to right he's going right oh good serving team good servant he baited oh what what i'm coming leave me alone leave me wait hold on can i get up close wait wait you get away from me no no there's a new game mode wait that counts i guess oh [ __ ] get back here get back here get back here wait what part are you even clicking [Laughter] he's a [ __ ] psycho what am i doing he's a psychopath [Music] why did you drop the rock i threw it oh that was close i don't know how to hit when he gets close i don't know how to do [Laughter] it right all right well it's one it's one it's well it's not even one one it's two one i guess pouch i guess it is called pouch not throw i'm i'm confused by the by the melee mechanism oh oh you're so lucky oh where are my rocks oh i'm way off not even trying with those throws oh [ __ ] can't be too static can't be too static oh what oh what no god damn frame rate you're trying to spawn me get back here [Music] oh there we go there we go what'd you do i just i just kept hitting you no oh my god i i i'm electric today i'm getting up close i'm melee yeah i have the high ground oh you oh yeah you don't want it does it you got to be real accurate with this shot lon get me out get me up oh not good enough i'll take it i'll take a trade i'll take a trade trade's huge for me is the score at the bottom supposed to be legible no i don't know i really can't read it [ __ ] where's a goddamn rock [Music] don't monkey annoys me come here come here you son of a [ __ ] no no there we go there we go baby where you spawning oh very close he doesn't know where i am what what is going on let me throw it let me throw it it's a [ __ ] pouch i want to throw it i'm dropping it oh my god get it get over here you pissed it get away here we go oh that was gonna be the rock i was throwing oh you wanna head up you wanna you wanna you wanna one-on-one here you got 30 seconds to make something work there's a rock where's a rock [ __ ] a rock i'm [ __ ] up your back i swear to god bro [Music] stop stop you're running down the clock oh no no it can't be a draw it can't be a draw is it i have to win that what how many draws i'm just grabbing them i don't know how to [ __ ] jerk them and [ __ ] i keep playing a little bit of grab ass i need to flatten them wrong with that oh this is a bad map for me what are you [ __ ] talking about i'm a flat i'm flatmap it's been the same map no it's a different map every time it is that kills me i don't get it i don't get it slide i just don't get it you don't have to oh good play good play there we go where'd you spawn you have no idea where i am i see you oh that's it what what all right uh gg gg [Music] how the [ __ ] does this game work man the white rock how do you win the white rock is an instant win i guess what yeah apparently i don't know wow you gotta know and pouch the white rock is the snake you gotta know you gotta hey my fault good game hey good game ggs ggs this game good game nope you're up three two now right uh yeah three two three two your game [ __ ] okay uh what neutral games do we have neutral games is rps connect four and then i put wii sports best of three which replaced reaction speed which i think is more more fun okay but you have mario kart too what's rps rock paper scissors shoot oh let's do that no let's do that are you sure yeah no i want to rock paper scissors okay all right because i always got mario kart mario kart's the ace in the hole you know i know but you might as well do it and then catch up you know what i mean why is that well cause like imagine you lose rps here and then you do mario kart then it's four to three and then i and then i go like spy party and it's good oh that's fair you know that's fair okay fine let's do mario kart i think it's just in your best interest yeah you're right let's do mario kart i got low battery on this controller uh the gamecube controller oh yeah for mario kart you don't use the gamecube controller oh i never played double dash it's the one one game i haven't played that's shocking i gotta find a cable for it yeah yeah give me a sec found it alrighty i think the only way i would have ever beat you in this is with uh his bureau cart i think i think you might have uh might be right there unfortunately no beers i work at an office and i i am not going to just i'm not gonna wait to sober up yeah you know just sit around a couple i just hit the road i'd hit the road that's what i like to do [Music] okay all righty uh online we do online play yeah yeah why is this why is the controller not working uh if i just create a room you can alright this controller is not really uh yeah take your time i'm gonna create a room chat who's the [ __ ] fast guy isn't it lenny or lemmy no it's roy right i think i use the streetlight i don't even have the wiggler chat nah wiggler's overrated everyone would tell you to use the wiggler but i mean what do you use um i use i use i'm i'm i'm a i use the pipe frame i feel like i had nothing unlocked on this console dude it's basically my combo is basically like hbox using jigglypuff like there's no reason i just like it i see and you like hbox i juan de biedma is an icon is that me am i that me okay 150 no no no no 200 yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] you why would you think i'd agree to 150 i mean this is not how men play what about frantic items you know make it a little interesting we could do frantic i'm fine with frantic i don't even know what the difference is to be honest um teams do i need to do teams you could you could do teams but it would give us computers so yeah no teams no teams uh actually i think it'll give us computers regarding either way yeah yeah teams well it'll count our teams well i mean i mean i'm down for that if it makes sense towards the score it would it would even the playing field for you a little bit so yeah we could do teams let's do teams uh four races i think it's fair yeah wait no no it says no computers yeah you can set no computers if you don't want them but it'll be it'll be it'll be more interesting otherwise so i should do computers yeah hard my heart's good why isn't it letting me play though uh because i have i have to join you my bad oh that makes sense you're in i am in now yeah you should be able to start i'll be blue team or you want to be blue team i'll be uh i'll be blue team yeah i like blue i like your me thank you that made my day you like mine yeah thanks [Laughter] you gotta go over one i can't you move me [ __ ] oh that's an excellent point oh i got pink old peach oh [Music] you got the new tracks no oh interesting uh do you want a gentleman surely a little bit of ninja hideaway would uh be a nice nice introduction do you want a gentleman a random oh actually no it's the thing where we all pick right yeah we all pick oh yeah [ __ ] well actually it's just you and me that pick i think next we could jump we could do gentlemen random next time i already voted unfortunately i don't think there's a member oh you're such a gross man oh wait what do you mean i'm a gross man what is that you went you went with such a hard one you've you said you've never played them i know that's why it's the new course i know this is my selection for the game you're booming me by going dlc and i've never played it i've i've played on that one like twice later you're great you're a crafty guy god get a grip otk game night i've seen it i tune in come on cpus thank you listen if i want to be a dick i could pick sunshine airport the whole time you just think your lights out there i'm absolutely positively lights out i found the per it's a solved map actually sunshine airport is a soft map i can i can all day i'll have a mile lead on you every time [ __ ] i think i've actually found the perfect line chet what's lagging is it good oh just buffered so who's your character i'm roy roy gotcha how do you use an item that was how do you use it yeah yeah i did say that were you joking yeah yeah yeah yeah it was a meme you were joking it was it was like a tea it was like one of those uh rage comics yeah that i see all the time i i like elon musk he's my favorite memer so i just right of course you know i died because of him what does that mean i saw you eat that i died because of him like you're not expanding it you know that right yeah are you guys like he's got so many people who are like i lost my house because of you and all that i lost a million dollars to doge and uh i just thought i'd make light of it and then it started like it it started so much discussion in my replies that i trended on that day you trend easy though right i think sometimes i trendy i could trend real easy if i wanted to i'll take it i'll take it that was huge for me i i think your team did pretty good too [ __ ] me toad what are we at what do we have red team okay that's not bad that's not bad why are you doing so bad because it's 200 cc 200 is the only only way to play mario kart i'm sorry i'll say it the fact that they do the tournaments and like professional play in 150 is a sin the game is not fun in 150. what's a map that i i went random by the way oh that's cool it's cool i'm trying to think of the only map that i think balances everything out and it's basically baby park oh what is that piranha plant slide i think this was a 3ds map i don't even know this yeah yeah all right it's fine use your brakes if you're going to run into a wall i guess that's good advice you can uh on 200 the key is to break while you're drifting oh like a tree so while you're while you're holding a and drifting you can also press on b and it'll slow the drift and cause you to drift uh a little more on the inside of the turn okay [ __ ] don't hit me with those come on now are you [ __ ] kidding me do you have auto steer on good i actually think i don't like any of the all right [ __ ] damn it schlatt toad is still in can we get it you wanted frantic items usually you don't get bombs in first place look that's that's not my problem my problem is toad is just lights out i'm okay with your lights out but your cpu got ourselves a problem look it's it really is are you the draw that it's really like you draw a hat draw out of a hat see how good your cpus are okay all right usually you have really one good cpu per team are you kidding me toad you're an absolute piece of work you know that pink old feature not even trying like your team's kind of falling apart out there you know what no i have the good toad is the best one on my team i think you just have overall your people are a little better i yeah i do think that you have more good you have more good players but if i get second overtowed i think it's like so big it would be big because i think i think that would be like second third fourth yeah all right i missed the item i it's gg i mean did mario [Music] holy [ __ ] god damn it god damn it i had to take whatever course you want baby whatever course you want okay sure the the uh that's the excitement arena i'll vote for it too i'm like i'm lights out here would you say that i'm lights out here yes i gotta eat it i gotta eat a chomps excitebike is a good pick i mean i i don't usually win on it i'm gonna have to rely on toad this game just one and two one and two i mean you pink old peach menu oh you're stealing my items already dude my my capture card is [ __ ] up so hard right now wait why i don't know it's got all these crazy colors going on the editor's gonna have a fun time with this [Music] first right now what's going on blood bud i mean i [ __ ] keep throwing [ __ ] at you why me me oh oh link got me too that's huge what was that what was that what happened i got a [ __ ] coin i'm i'm on goddamn frantic items thank you this is huge this is huge oh no i got the super horn in the first place goddamn mario untouchable untouchable first blue team is actually so much better than red team it's not oh my god morbius steals the box office for the second weekend in a row this is insane this is insane dude i i don't think we had one person in the top six oh man that's embarrassing that's insane wow how are they so bad i'm not an excitebike i don't know what to say to you you wanted excitebike i think it's impossible to win i think i'm mathematically out of it you might be all right all right all right hold up hold up what are you feeling yoshi valley yoshi valley are you sure about that yeah yeah yeah yoshi valley i'm like for sure yoshi valley things i'm like n64 yoshi valley huh i'm a 90s get interesting about me okay we can we can play yoshi valley that's fine i'm just look i'm just saying if i do computers i think i win we're playing this on a switch dude toady's an he's an animal i i don't know what to tell you i mean it's really up in the air yeah i told you it's a coin flip watch this line right here i got the best line in the game [Music] [ __ ] i was doing the same line as you i think this is also a solved map i don't think you're going to come close to touching me [Music] [Music] look at the lead i got a quarter mile lead on you already lud yeah way up i only know it for 150. solved map i'm telling you solved map you were silly and naive to pick this well the thing is i know the solved solution just not in this this speed what's going on mario and second lincoln third why am i getting oh i dodged the blue shell what the [ __ ] really oh how'd you do that i think i used my mushroom at the right time you can mushroom dodge in this game yeah are you serious i didn't think that was possible i thought you needed the super horn oh that's huge team lightning how's this from walking good [ __ ] how's this baby [ __ ] how's this oh it's not good it's too bad your team [ __ ] throws a [ __ ] team gap bro oh my god that's embarrassing that's all right i won i won one i feel good you got one solve map you're right i solved it i guess you did solve it right at the end honestly that surprised the [ __ ] i mean i thought you were in last man no i actually very luckily got a star the moment the lightning hit and then i just came over good all right all right three to three schlatt three to three three to three and your pick okay i have spy party right i could do spy party but i want to hold this party i think i want to hold it let's stay on the switch let's see what we sports best of three oh [ __ ] okay all righty i'm down uh best of three and one that's exactly right we're gonna pick three of the games aren't we bowling you're talking wii sports like wee-wee nintendo switch sports yeah yeah okay got it but we'll just do like a best of three games you would have won by 22 points if you had schlatt's team excluding schlatt i assume right it's crazy no way no way someone did that math someone did that math uh nah that's a joke i got math he was lying he was lying ah wait i wish i had that toad the toad did come in handy another controller sweep you got another one yeah they're changing this game by the second all right what do they got all right i'm in i'm in you want to give me a code yeah give me just a bit took me a took me a second to update sure all right play with friends single player we're calibrating too these guys go all out um that's me lewd i'm all set let's make a quick room here all right send you the code coming in uh what sport should i play here what the hell is chambara how about we do uh loser loser of the first two guests pick the third i guess that doesn't make sense since it's the best of three you could be loser of each just loser picks the next sport maybe yeah yeah yeah i'm cool with that dude sparkle square we're back now i'll i'll kick us off because this is my game all right yeah yeah i'm gonna start with soccer soccer one-on-one soccer jesus christ i've never played this i'm assuming i've never played i've never played anything i've never played it i actually did play in real life i wasn't fast enough to keep up with the other kids and i quit like on the second day i played for a while but i uh oh do i have to stand for this i'm standing i don't think i'm gonna be standing for this oh my god wait what are we in [ __ ] lazytown hello hello what the [ __ ] wait oh my god how does this work i don't know that's it that's it yeah what the [ __ ] whoa i'm standing up that's off what kind of what kind of game yes yes my house my house oh what do you mean how i kicked to the right oh my god that's absurd why what the kicking is so [ __ ] dog water [Music] oops i can kick the [ __ ] mic why do you always kick to the oh oh it's motion controlled yeah oh get up oh [ __ ] i do that that's not it [Laughter] yeah yeah baby that's got to be it that's got to be game no oh one minute left one minute [Music] how are you so much faster than me i'm i'm dashing how are you dashing zl's on the bottom right oh that's it that's it he doesn't block this oh he does oh i just figured out how to dash that's in yeah yeah that was [ __ ] stupid to me i just figured out how to dash baby i shouldn't own i shouldn't told him how to dash oh wait you have stamina oh you're stamina dude i gotta [ __ ] kick the ball better what the [ __ ] that's that's gotta be cash oh oh oh oh oh he's out of stamina he's not a stamina he's not stamina no [ __ ] [ __ ] are you not out of stamina yes yes that's it that's it no no [Music] first oh [ __ ] to catch my [ __ ] breath come on come on baby let's go let's go he's out he's out [Laughter] [Music] the own goal was so [ __ ] yeah i didn't realize that you had the [ __ ] motion control kick god well i didn't realize you had a dash well i taught you that huh i did yeah you did god damn oh there hey there's a [ __ ] hint for you buddy [Laughter] volleyball okay all right let's start i'm ready all right i made our cpus powerhouses oh i want yoshi i don't think it works like that you can't pick i mean i don't think like yo i want i just want yoshi i i can't get yoshi on my team no i don't think yoshi's in you can't just be like i want yoshi are you and maybe i get mario it says his way to mario on my team let's go so [ __ ] mad about that god damn i was crushing it's okay man so the golden goals too like come on you're letting your emotions get the best of you i do it actually is a flaw of mine oh come on team yeah yes that's got to be good that's got to be cash wait i don't understand how many times fight that [ __ ] yeah how many times are you gonna do this [ __ ] come on come on come on get up there yes [ __ ] let's go yoko i have no idea how this works it feels so [ __ ] easy to hit the ball for real are you supposed to move like whoa [ __ ] bit early my ass there's delay what are you doing here yoko up there boom i got it i got to stop being early whoa what was that i don't know i don't know oh my god they're insane come on yoko ah what do you mean i do i literally don't teammate that was me oh come on come on man i can smell jackie chan baby is he getting close no no oh yeah i can smell him i can't smell him i see me and his hand in the future there you go there you go come on [ __ ] spike it we gotta get one the point of that all right let me spike [ __ ] oh yeah okay yes barely [ __ ] barely horseshoes and hand grenades [ __ ] horseshoes and hand grenades oh get [ __ ] get [ __ ] [ __ ] doing back there yoko your teammate's letting you down you like you're covering the right side where is she why is she playing that side ridiculous come on my teammate oh man come on [ __ ] him up [ __ ] him up joshua knows what the [ __ ] is going on watch this he's up get there get there oh yeah [ __ ] you stuffed it oh my teammate is yoshi oh my bad yo yeah you got yoshi there we go good play wait that's your point why is it your point cause you blocked it out look oh [ __ ] what's this game to i don't know actually five maybe get up there hit it i'm a [ __ ] block machine did you try me [ __ ] how the [ __ ] are you doing this man how is that not even we win the volley oh come on yoshi oh yeah yes yes [ __ ] whoa [ __ ] i don't know how he missed that oh [ __ ] a two-point lead i don't know i missed that still come on you really do just have to shake them out get a good block here oh not good oh you can't you've got to cover the right side it's like you're not even trying that was yoshi i got left side oh you can't even die for it it's like you're not even trying one come on look at that save whoop oh you almost lost right there brother come on yo she's so bad you're so bad how where are you blocking where oh man i am meant to cover the left and you what are you doing oh my goodness oh [ __ ] embarrassing that's [ __ ] embarrassing wow that's a better wow it's just a disgrace it's a solved game you know don't don't feel too bad [ __ ] [ __ ] that's [ __ ] that's it's a solved game that's some [ __ ] right there that's that's something that's some malarkey what do you want me to say listen i i said i wanted yoshi from the beginning i would have taken her yeah that i [ __ ] i wish you had her because you you don't know how bad she was schlott i got two options here anything to deflect blame i guess you know i got two options it's either connect four or spy party oh oh you know we gotta do problem is it's game point for you it is it is game point i gotta turn down my mic my bad this could be bad for you man ah could be bad for you maybe i do connect four oh you really i'd rather leave spy party for the finale and i think i have an edge on connect four do you think you have an edge on connect four i think so and saving spy party for the end's too sweet that would be that would that i gotta pee on it i gotta pee on it it'll be good okay you know what i gotta pee on it too chad what do i do what do i do do i play spy party just to get to the to the mate because i feel like i have an edge on spy party so maybe i just try to win spy party and then i save connect four for the finale or maybe maybe an rps finale like it was with charlie it's a tough decision right i think i'm gonna go spy party i think i go spy party because i think i have an edge on spy party all righty ah you really think you can beat me in connect four no no i'm not gonna solve the game i'm actually changing my mind here schlett oh okay okay i'm thinking about going spy party and if i win then you have connect four or rock paper scissors that would be funny to leave it down to that yeah so so i i and i think i got a bigger edge in spy party that i do connect for i think you do as well i would just hate a world where i lose connect four and then you know it's [ __ ] no spy party yeah i'm going to spy party yeah if i lose a spy party so be it you know your funeral all right i'm booting it up i'm never playing wii sports again i hate the game it's really not good isn't it it's it's garb the volleyball was trash all you do is slightly flick up every few seconds and then get [ __ ] up it didn't even matter which way you did it to be fair that was most of the wii sports games like tennis like oh that's all you did yeah that's not fair it's kind of fair honestly all right uh play and why i get you in here oh you just gotta hit the play button number one cap huh are you you you gotta boot it up big play all right gotcha oh man feels so good to be back how many you want to do uh what do we usually do best uh best uh but three one by two best best three win by two okay yeah yeah it's fine let's do it what's my tale again in this game uh you know i wouldn't worry about that i wouldn't worry about that no i think you've moved on do i have a tell no i wouldn't say that okay i'll play as a spy okay all right is it do we usually do best of five chat is it best at five win by two best of five win by two schlitt okay if that's all right with you all right where are you taking me i might take you to the pub a little pub action huh i forget where i put the camera for this gotta watch one of our old videos where i put the camera when i'm playing the call character top right it's a top right situation no chat i'll follow shoot all right well all right i'm ready as ever let's see what you got baby now surely i'm sniper i'm sniper here okay they change your sensitivity what's going on here eagle head how's it going over there wheels great i actually think i know who you are already really yeah i have an inkling why would that be well uh you know i'll tell you if it turns out right you know what the [ __ ] if it turns out right yeah if my intuition turns out correct i'll tell you why i thought interesting okay my intuition was wrong and why was that because i thought you were lizzy queen elizabeth you thought i was hurt i did think you were queen elizabeth yeah that's right there's no way i mean turns out you're right there is no way ludwig i couldn't possibly be here been over there for a while wheels how you doing wheels has been chilling there i'll say that much wheels has been chilling there two minutes you get nervous where you going wheels i don't think i'm getting nervous where's wheels walking right now oh you're just switching circles huh i don't i don't i just i don't get it yeah maybe some dry conversation over there or perhaps there's a seductive target over here i don't know which one is which i don't think anything's going on okay all right what could he have done he probably may be bugged he probably inspected a statue all right he certainly could have seduced and he contacted the double agent he could be done soon actually because those are all invisible tasks one minute left what is this guy doing are you looking at wheels again i i got my eye on him you got your eye on wheels huh certainly 30 seconds slightly you get nervous i'm not really getting nervous to be honest with you this sucks is it gay moms it's not letting me talk to him it wasn't letting me [ __ ] talk to him i was i was 96 there you know what i never suspected her you would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that damn conversation starter dude what happened there buddy three separate [ __ ] times i was talking to the guy i think cam's supposed to be top left actually uh you got to be close for the max talk though 96 percent [Laughter] yeah that's not seduced where i'm from i'm gonna lose man i'm gonna [ __ ] lose play again play again i'm not happy about this should i stick pub should i be honorable hey do whatever you want are you did you move your camera i moved it top left because i blocked the timer in the top right but that covers tasks maybe i'll just move it middle right just right below the top right middle right is good yeah yeah yeah just it's like it's like three quarters up uh okay all right let me think here let me think so you went a little sweat not even wheels not even wheels but you put them in i didn't even do wheels man i thought i thought i was gonna get that one too i'm kind of embarrassed that i it didn't let me [ __ ] talk to him again it was in the circle i walked out of the circle and walked back in man hey what are you gonna do all right all right my turn i'm going same map all right you crossed out bug ambassador and contact double agent oh that was an accident oh it's because i'm on rush hour all right i see okay swamp statue seduced target right suspected double agent ambassador is there a statue over there interesting there's a couple statues in this map i think not really sure interesting there's no one in that clump queen is in there okay you could be the equestrian girl other than that though i'm not really having any hints do i get to know who the seduction target is uh i should say it right no i don't think it does i'm pretty sure suspected now it does not say who the seduction target is is that right chet i'm pretty sure it does have a red arrow over him i'm not seeing it i'm not seeing the red arrow man i feel like you haven't done anything have you been doing like what am i missing [Music] uh you know you're not much you're doing all right bread you're not banana breading banana bread i think i know exactly who you are actually i would take a shot if you're confident actually i have no idea are you close you got a minute left i'm doing okay doing all right i really do forget what i'm supposed to be looking for there's a few banana bread people have been been inspecting that statue you just banana bread it again it wasn't wheels wheels can't banana bread there she can't i think it's i think you're this person why didn't it count my banana bread didn't count oh i had no idea bro i had no idea who it was i was close but my banana bread didn't pop oh i had you low-lighted oh i hit the fake instead of the real and they were in the circle that's how it that's how they get you i had that oh what a bummer i can't believe it what what an error was the double agent not in the circle oh maybe i mix i mix up the seduction target all right one to one one to one one on one hey can't come easy right you gotta work out not at all you do have to work for it i like uh i like a ballroom i do like a ballroom as well there's a lot in the ballroom going on there is a lot in the ballroom very wide open win the next two and you win the best of five anyway to a great point just win two in a row five head all right oh there's so much going on there's so much all right let's try it any four of eight bug contact inspect purloin interesting this game makes me feel giddy inside it does yeah like a school boy how come i just enjoy it owl head owl i love this game owl hit owl boob head head i'm looking at statues in the ambassador only chat have i been doing my uh my tail i mean that was a bit of a tell alone right there was it i got an inkling here you got pretty close to the ambassador there didn't you you have to leave that circle soon no i'm sorry did you see something see something say something stuff everything going good over there i mean i'd say so i don't have much time they're clocking down fast i haven't heard a banana bread in a while you don't check your watch did you know it was me did you have any idea yeah i look look at the highlights you had me highlighted interesting why because you were so close to the ambassador and i couldn't see if you bugged or not but i was like that's someone weirdly close to the ambassador you also kept going back to the same statue and i thought you were inspecting all right this is a hard map it looks like well i feel like you just have a better game since when it comes to spy party man it is possible i i again like it's the same thing with geo guests i think i feel like you know what to look for and i often times do not i think that's fair i think i have a little more hours in it that's why that's why i thought this would be a better one for uh for now than the finale yeah because i think i got myself a decent shot but we'll see you're not wheels you can't be wheels is what's going on i'm just giggling i'm just giggling you're just giggling a little bit uh you know what i've noticed i i have a lot of uh i have a lot of uh what have you noticed there is a technical ability to this game that i think is kind of difficult yeah yeah yeah i'd say so damn that clock does tick down huh you adding more time i'm just saying have you considered something to consider you surely got your eye on the clock you'd know i don't know i really i really couldn't tell you to be honest i mean if you had a if you had to guess should i do it in the next 10 seconds no i wouldn't say that you know i think you know a bit of time at least but i mean it's not a lot of time you know it's not it's not a lot i just straight up do not know what to [ __ ] look for do you think you have zero clue i have no leads at the moment man i've been looking at the statues i've been i was a good banana bread i've seen this guy at the statues a couple times i think i'm going to take the shot oh was that right no ah [ __ ] i was uh i was i was i think i would have won because i was about to bug yeah i had no i had no clue oh all right all right that's a that's a threat so i was a that was a tough one yeah were we playing best of five so you just got me there huh that's it yeah that's a three one that's it all right man the fate of our ten thousand dollar statues comes down to the uh what do you want rps or connect for it's got to be rock paper scissors i was nervous about him saying that i was nervous all right so i got a website for this you got a website it's a pretty good website yeah it locks in your guess and it's a best of five okay best of five yeah yeah i mean is that too short i think yeah i think it is we could do a better best of three best yeah yeah yeah i was just thinking that all right easy we'll do a best of three best of five all right all right all right so how do we how do we know when to go well so you just i mean you can guess whenever you can guess what it's like it's like i can see you've guessed shall i have a question for you though real quick that was that now you ever watch anime i'm not a big anime guy how come [ __ ] oof oh what happened there wait what happened what happened i don't know why your opponent disconnected wait no i i won i won that round all right are you did you play random perhaps i played scissors no against a random person it says we're not connected right now wait what's going on what are you talking about i'm not in the lobby is what i'm saying to you oh i think i leaked the code and maybe someone joined i sent you a new room code i was not in the lobby wait you didn't play you didn't play one no i played one and i lost yeah what'd you pick i okay so i picked in that one paper and then you were scissors yeah yeah yeah just so i won that round yeah let's just do it again okay so click scissors i'll go paper yep you [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is wrong with you no i'm i'm leaving this one you're gonna make a new one oh i'm sorry um you're trying no you were in that game you were in that game ludwig oh shalot it was a misclick it was a misclick i think no you're actually [ __ ] with me you you gotta go you gotta do what's right man do what's right thank you i actually got dc'd from the first one um i don't necessarily know that's true all right all right you're already picking up this is a solved game it's a soft game right here okay is it fair enough i feel like it's a solved game i already know where you're going this time you're so obvious you do yeah you know where i'm going yeah interesting you just switched to paper [ __ ] no i didn't okay in fact now i switched to paper now i switched to paper i'm going to rock it you should fair fair we got some we got some trickery going on right now dude we got some trickery all right the best of three best of five chat so if i lose this it's not over i'm gonna rock again fair you did go rock i'm going to rock again i'm going rock again and you know what i'll go i'll go rock one more time do it [Laughter] okay okay can i ask you a question yeah ask me a question what's your favorite episode of spongebob uh dude it's probably the one where he rides that big rock it was subliminal messaging he had no idea damn he had no idea pick a number one through ten enough fair enough a number one through ten any number um ten ten one two three four five six seven eight nine ten yes yes okay all right you win game one yeah yeah i win game one [ __ ] listen he you you're one you are one let's just game away from losing him forever forever and i'm gonna have him he's just gonna be mine i wouldn't come on there's a lot a lot of game left to be played here mine man he's gotta be mine he's gonna be mine he's gonna be mine this is so embarrassing ludwig i'm now two moves away okay i just have to think i just have to think just think just think man probably won't help you annie i think he went rock lucky guess lucky guess lucky guess come on man again [ __ ] nope i was thinking you know what what i was thinking of going scissors though you almost had me but then i ended up in the end a little bit i'm going rock i you know what are you though are you going rock you tell me right now tell me right now ludwig are you going rock and be honest with me because this move it could be this one right here you swear are you there [ __ ] you were right [Music] i couldn't give any information i hope you accept my donor wall apology holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this is everything then this is this is everything this is everything right here i think you want paper oh my god how do you how why why is every time you say i think he went why is it correct you've changed your starting one every single time you went wrong that's not how it works that's not how it works you don't pay attention to these things why do you pay attention to these things i think you're desperate schlet i think you went paper three times in a row [Music] [ __ ] everything for the win here everything to lose okay all right sorry sorry i'm just nervous here yeah i understand i'm behind man i'm behind i have to beat you three times in a row can it be done i've had my move selected for a minute here i'm going paper we're waiting on you oh my god okay i'm just picking first that way he can't outplay me of course [ __ ] [ __ ] why is that just asking three did you move you select yeah yeah yeah i'll select [Music] come on fly what's it gonna be ice what's your favorite spongebob episode man it's the spongebob episode where they pass chocolate around will they pass wrapped in paper yeah [Applause] [ __ ] what do i do oh my god what do i do it really would it really would come down to this it really would come down to one game of rock paper scissors [ __ ] [ __ ] in ludwig i'm going yeah one two three hey lud i'm not listening i muted you blood i'm going rock i'm going rock i'm not going rock sled you're not going rock you ready yeah one my heart can't handle this jackie means so much to me oh just make it easy on yourself man just give me the statue just say that's it that's all you have to do just just i'll give you my address right now just give in just give up man just give up we don't have to keep doing this i i i dude the amount of cortisol going through my body right now is insane we don't have to do this we don't have to do it i need like a security blanket we don't have to do it oh my god oh my god okay you ready you ready man up man up man up one two three no i don't know what what do you mean you don't know what do you mean that's how this works you gotta pick on three i don't know this is not valid anymore the game isn't good no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no what do you mean he's not valentine's day we have to pick one that's how it works well what do you have done he's conditioning me to go rock so he can go paper he's conditioning me to go rock so we can go paper i'm not conditioning i don't condition i've gained i've gained hundreds of pounds i don't i don't do any kind of exercise man i think he conditioned me to go rock so he could go paper but he could have also just gone rock again anything's possible man this is a solved game i'm telling you there's a scam you're scamming me right now we were supposed to go on three i i'm i'm so [ __ ] we were supposed to go on three wait why because that's how we were supposed to do it man no no because do you want to refresh we can refresh you again no no no no no no no no you got this bro you got this i think i should go paper i'm going scissors rock users said what what would jackie chan do i'm gonna have jackie click this one jackie with your [ __ ] juicy wiggly fingers yes oh my god oh my god oh my god yeah jackie oh my god holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh my god oh i thought it was going to be a draw oh my god oh my heart oh my god i'm going to the bathroom and i'm spraying warm water up my petite little [ __ ] for the next hour do not talk to me do not try to contact me everyone leave me the [ __ ] alone uh swat thank you so much for playing i'll have slime reach out about the statue you know i made you right you know i made you you know if you go to ludwig dot youtube.com and you look at most popular videos no i know it's and you know if you're going to led away clips and you go to most popular videos like you do you understand do you understand you're right what this is do you understand do you really get it do you get it do you understand don't you ever think that you did something here okay because you didn't no that's a good point sir i also twitched jeopardy so this also was my first video that blew up [Music] i'll send you the [ __ ] statue in the original box it's a beautiful box it's a beautiful box some [ __ ] pissed it's been a pleasure never forget where the [ __ ] you come from no you're right i won't forget that oh you know the the statue you'll have agreed to still be you'd still be writing articles for [ __ ] gizmodo you inspecting a statue the statue was heading over i got to have some some fun with them for the last time i guess what does that mean what do you mean what does that mean it's a statue of a monkey with huge fat delectable succulent juicy nuts what i'm sorry if he shows up a little uh rancid i don't want to shuffle my cheeks i don't want to show a branch dude oh you'll get a package in the mail soon [Laughter] let me know next time i go live maybe if you uh maybe if you watch it you'll get another clip take it easy man take it easy thanks for playing we [ __ ] did it boys let's go jackie stays home lodge gold hey hey just before i go can you please raid uh my twitch channel twitter tv slash jay guys all of you have a free prime subscription you can hit that purple subscribe button twitch.tv slash jay schlatt just hit it for free once a month you can do it just come on down i lost ten thousand dollars today i mean it would really it would really make my day you know um yeah thanks guys thanks guys just it's free it's free just hit the prime button sorry to ruin the moment it's absolutely fair no i mean it's a fair point it's a fair point and and they can't use it on me so like hands a thousand people who don't prime you no more also twitch primes don't roll over to the next month so if you don't use it this month you don't get a new one next month so it's like oh i should save it for a smaller streamer but like who like when you know better to use it than not use it at all yeah that's what they say all right man hey thanks always a fun time man i love playing games with you you got to come back and visit and maybe even move down here because i'm lonely dude the yard will happen soon and let me know if you want to play geo guests or too on your stream or something that'd be cool that's a fun there's there's a 2v2 format we could try i've never done it before all right i'm gonna mull it over pull it over hi dude all right pleasure appreciate you have a good one i love schlep what a treat what a delight i don't think he's ever come on and not just been at 120 consistent banger content from him hearts and chat for jay schlatt who can who can do nothing but miss okay uh hopefully he's not watching i i meant okay all right sorry i i work on nash i was a mis it was a miswording my cheeks are still a bit he can do nothing but hit he no no he does chat don't don't harp on what i said let's just move past it he does nothing but i like four minecrafters just popped off that i said that he can do nothing but hit that's what i meant all right nothing but nothing but nothing but just out of the park home runs is what i meant it was it was a miss squeak it was a you know i it happens to the best the beer hit me really it's a michelle all right anyway that was a [ __ ] blast i was a [ __ ] bless i dude chat when i tell you i was so [ __ ] nervous in the rock paper scissors like so embarrassingly nervous playing rock paper scissors but i i genuinely had a soul read on him and then i lost it the moment he started saying i'm going rock he was in my head i i actually couldn't listen to him he was in my head so [ __ ] much he was in my head so much i i had him for a moment from when i was saying i think i know what you're doing i was like in his head i was like okay if i was in jail spot i would switch i would switch i would switch but then he said i'm going wrong i was out oh [ __ ] that was oh my god dude

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