My lords, ladies, and those that lieth betwixt. Tis evident nor sensation nor the passions
possess dominion over the mind of man, which be ruled instead by reason, sovereign of all
faculties. [sniff] It must needs be remarked, that the power
of the commonwealth deriveth not from the despotical acquisitions of conquerors, but
from the that covenant amongst men whereby they most resembleth the lobster. Ugh, Foppington, are we doing this again? Lady Foppington. Iām so happy to finally meet the real you. EnchantĆ©. Iām not gonna kiss your hand you freak,
Iām more of a woman than you are. Thatās not what they were saying at the
Parisian salon. Clock me Amadeus. Donāt break the fourth wall. Iām trying to make a video about postmodernism. Get out of my drawing room you 18th century
sexual deviant. So much for the tolerant Jacobins. Hm! Reason. Power. Truth. These are the kinds of topics that I simply
donāt care about. Unfortunately we have to talk about them because
of a guy named Jordan Peterson. So whoās Jordan Peterson? [Sigh] Well, heās a psychology professor at the
University of Toronto who got famous for sounding the alarm about how protecting transgender
people under Canadian human rights law shall surely lead to Stalinism. Since then heās been touring North America
as a celebrity lecturer. David Brooks called him the most influential
public intellectual in the Western world, and his self-help book 12 Rules for Life is
a national and international bestseller. Iām starting to think we may need to take
this guy seriously. Heās got a ton of fans on YouTube, and I
hope you guys are here watching this video because I wanna talk. A lot of leftists who have responded to Peterson
havenāt really engaged with his ideas very much, heās often caricatured, avoided, or
talked past, as in the infamous BBC interview where Cathy Newman keeps repeating back very
uncharitable interpretations of everything he says. So youāre saying that by and large women
are too agreeable to get the pay raises they deserve? No, Iām saying thatās one componentā Youāre saying that women arenāt intelligent
enough to run these top companies? Noā Youāre just saying these things though to
provoke, arenāt you? I mean you are a provocateur. Youāre like the Alt Right that you hate
to be compared to. Youāre saying that we should organize our
societies along the lines of the lobsters. I think to people watching this it comes off
as if leftists are like, afraid of his actual ideas. But Iām not afraid of his ideas. Iām not afraid of anything. I just smoked a bunch of fuckin PCP. [heavy breathing] Daddy. So I spent the
last couple weeks listening to hours of Petersonās lectures and podcasts and reading his books,
and honestly I think I get why people like him. Clearly he has real talent as a public speaker
and as a kind of life coach. His book 12 Rules for Life echoes past bestsellers
like Steven Coveyās The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People or Rick Warrenās The Purpose-Driven
Life. The difference is that Peterson takes basic
self-help insights like ātake responsibility for yourselfā and ādonāt envy other
people,ā and he renews them with the intellectual trappings of psychology, philosophy, Jungian
psychoanalysis, and Bible readings. Heās telling us a pretty classic story:
life is suffering, happiness is not enough to sustain you through suffering, so you need
a higher purpose in your life. But I knew that already. I learned it at the AA meetings I refuse to
go to. These are like basic insights of world philosophy
and religion. But theyāre insights that todayās youthssss
apparently havenāt heard before, I guess because not enough of them are alcoholics. Or at any rate they havenāt heard them in
a vocabulary that they connected with, so to a lot of people Petersonās ideas seem
new and urgent. And I donāt really object to any of this
self-help stuff. Most of Petersonās fans are young men, and
I mean someone has to whip the neckbeards into shape, and if Peterson can do that, more
power to him. I mean sometimes boys just need a daddy. And sometimes girls do too. But thereās a big problem here. And the problem is that all this life coaching
is basically just a Trojan horse for a reactionary political agenda. Peterson advocates an ethics of self-help
not merely as a guide to private life, but as a replacement for
progressive politics, which he characterizes as totalitarian and evil. Thereās no comparison between Mao and a
trans activist is there? Why not? The philosophy thatās guiding their utterances
is the same philosophy. Now Peterson doesnāt use the word progressive
politics because that doesnāt sound scary enough. His new, scarier word is Postmodern neo-Marxism. Now we have to be careful not to confuse postmodern
neo-Marxism with Cultural Marxism the Nazi conspiracy theory about Marxist intellectuals
plotting to destroy the West. Surely this is not the same thing as that,
right? Right? So look: I genuinely do not think Jordan Peterson
is a fascist. And you may quote me on that. But Iām wondering, if itās not a fascist
conspiracy theory about Marxist intellectuals plotting to destroy the West, then what is
postmodern neo-Marxism? Well JP, thatās what Iād like to talk
about. So Jordanāsorry, Dr. Peterson, Professor,
DaddyāLetās talk. And for once Iād like to actually treat
this discussion with the seriousness and respect I think it deservesā [Sultry sax music] Mm, thatās good, itās a good temperature. Hand me the oil, would you daddy? [beeps and boops] Thanks Daddy. Itās really an honor to bathe with a public
intellectual of yourā¦ stature. [beeps and boops] You know, I never like to argue in the bath,
so I want to start by telling you the things I like about you. The first thing is that I think some of your
criticisms of the Leftāthe stifling of even slightly different opinions, the gratuitous
loathing of Western cultural monuments, the politics of resentmentāare, within a certain
mediocre corner of academia, valid complaints. I even made a video about that a long time
ago when I was a different person, oh god the dysphoria, please donāt watch it. But my worry is that youāre leading an international
political backlash against what is a very localized problem, and I worry that some of
our societyās most vulnerable people could be hurt by that backlash. Like fine, you hate postmodern intellectuals
and overly-sensitive student activists, but if your backlash also targets gender equality,
LGBT acceptance, and civil rights, that would be bad right? [beeps and boops] I also like that you tell people how to live
their lives. I mean I personally hate taking orders outside
of the bedroom but clearly the sheep need a shepherd, and youāve really stepped up
with these twelve rules. You know on the left we donāt really tell
people what to do. We tell them what not to do. Donāt exploit the workers, do not do blackface. I guess we tell people what pronouns to use
for trans people, but thatās a pretty small rule compared to some of your rules like how
to raise your children or when itās okay to criticize things. [beeps and boops] The last thing I like is that you talk about
deep shit. I was watching a video where you and a couple
of zany goons were talking about Plato and Aristotle and the meaning of life and I thought
huh, on the Left we donāt really talk about that kind of thing, all we talk about is how
society oppresses people. And that might not be enough, because people
need to have a positive purpose in life. I mean personally I donāt give a shit, Iām
pretty happy to sit here watching the same three seasons of Strangers With Candy until
I die. But other people like Dostoyevsky, Camus,
other white guys who talk about lobsters, they have this need to have purpose in the
face of suffering, and like not just complain about patriarchy. I guess itās easier not to complain about
patriarchy when patriarchy isnāt the thing thatās making you suffer. But I do think an education that only teaches
people about oppression is inadequate. We spend four years teaching undergraduates
why capitalism is bad, and then we say, well youāre educated now, good luck getting a
job under capitalism, bye! And that really kind of sucks. But you know I think thatās a point that
could probably be made without comparing transgender activism to Stalin. [beeps and boops] I feel like this has come across a little
more sarcastic than I intended. See this is why youāve got to use a firmer
hand with me Peterson. If you donāt establish dominance Iām just
gonna mouth off. They use all this compassion language, and
Iām on the side of the oppressed, all of that posturing. It does nothing but mask the underlying drive
to power. And Iāve just been starting to review their
curriculum for children from kindergarten to grade eight. Itās pure social justice postmodernism. The people who hold this doctrine, this radical
postmodern communitarian doctrine that makes racial identity or sexual identity or gender
identity or some kind of group identity paramount, theyāve got control of most low to mid-level
bureaucratic structures, and many governments as well, but even in the United States whereā [Sultry sax music] [Summer crickets] So you gotta give it to JP, when he says āstand
up straight with your shoulders backā he means it. So Jordan Peterson has succeeded largely by
drawing in audiences with fairly popular opinions: political correctness often feels stifling;
student activists are sometimes inarticulate and overreactive; angry transsexuals are telling
me what words to use and I donāt like it. But once he draws you in with these inviting
preludes, he leads you to a pretty weird place. His central political message is that leftist
professors, student activists, campus diversity initiatives, and corporate HR departments
are collectively following the philosophy of postmodern neo-Marxism to destroy Western
civilization and sink us all into a totalitarian nightmare. Now thereās just no avoiding that this idea
is actually pretty similar to the cultural Marxism or cultural Bolshevism theory, but
Iām just going to ignore that because if I dwell on it Iāll sound like Iām saying
Peterson is a fascist and then everyone will think Iām crazy. Look Iām not afraid of psychologistsā¦ I have nothing to hide. So letās just try not to think about that
and instead just straightforwardly ask, is it true that postmodern neo-Marxism is out
to destroy us all? Well, why donāt we analyze the concept of
postmodern neo-Marxism? We all know what Marxism is, the idea that
society should be understood as a class struggle between workers and capitalists, and that
the workers will eventually revolt. Some college professors definitely do believe
that, but 0% of corporate HR departments do, so... thatā¦ okayā¦ So what is postmodernism? Well, itās the vaguest word in the English
language. Some people try to explain it by listing all
the things that are called postmodern and then trying to guess what they have in common. Thatās basically what the YouTuber ArmouredSkeptic
did in his video about it. So many daddies in this video. We should invite them all to a barbecue, complain
about postmodernism, listen to some Zeppelin. Iāve had worse evenings. I donāt really think there is a common thread
linking all the things called postmodern. Basically postmodernism is everything that
happened after 1945 that seemed new at the time. But when Jordan Peterson says postmodernism
heās not talking about Andy Warhol or Quentin Tarantino. Heās talking about postmodern philosophy. So whatās that? Well [sigh] basically itās a kind of skepticism. Not YouTube skepticism, but actual skepticism,
you know like having doubts about whether humans can really know things about the world. Now skepticism is obviously not a new idea,
that goes way back to ancient times (mmm) but more specifically postmodernism is skepticism
about modernism. So whatās modernism? Whatās what? What are words? Whatās anything? Iām gonna divide modernism into two periods
because I feel like it. First thereās early modernism. Early modernism is the philosophy developed
by a bunch of boring 18th century queens which says that we can form universal theories about
the world through observation and reasoning AKA the scientific method. Now that turns out to work pretty well for
whatever questions you have about plants and crystals and how to medically reconfigure
human genitals but it has some limits, which was pointed out by David Hume, one of the
least boring 18th century queens and one of the only philosophers I can actually put up
with in small doses even though he was a fucking racist and also Scottish. THIS IS A CALL OUT. Hume argued that from a strictly empirical
perspective you canāt really know much about important things like morality, causation,
and the self, because those arenāt the kinds of things you can observe. Anyway then the late modernists came along
and they said fuck Hume weāre gonna do science about those things anyway. So the late modernists were a bunch of boring
19th century neckbeards who one way or another tried to discover universal scientific truths
about humans. So for example you have psychoanalysis which
said human nature can be understood in terms of unconscious drives, which is of course
ridiculous, Iām conscious of all my drives. And you got Marxism with its analysis of bourgeoisie
and proletariat, you got early sociology and anthropology which started out with racist
social evolutionism and progressed to a kind of weāre-all-the-same universalism. Jordan Peterson is right at home with the
late modernists. His first book Maps of Meaning is an attempt
to describe how humans make sense of the world and create order out of chaos through universal
myths and archetypes, which he claims are a product of our speciesā evolutionary past. Boy this is a lot of explaining. Itās so much explaining itās triggering
my gender dysphoria. Iād better put on some longer nails. Nails? Is that all womanhood means to you? ā¦ mhmm! Postmodernism is skepticism about modernism. So whereas modernists try to create eternal
and universal theories about reality, history, and humanity, postmodernists say actually
no, thatās not possible. For example the French postmodernist Michel āFaux-cooā Sargon! You little goose! Michel āFaux-cooā wrote intellectual histories
of subjects like psychiatry, medicine, and criminal justice in which he argued that we
should not understand these histories as straightforward progressions toward liberty and scientific
truth but rather as mere shifts in the way that power orders our institutions and populations. The other postmodernist Iāve actually read
a lot of is Richard Rorty (yeah fuck you Derrida, if you wanted me to read you, you should have
been easier to read). Rorty advocates an attitude toward knowledge
he calls āironism,ā irony being the skeptical caution with which we should regard our own
beliefs in our awareness that our vocabulary for describing and understanding the world
is not the final or best vocabulary. Alright, thatās enough explaining. And my nails are done, check it out! Do you enjoy having long glamorous nails,
but do lesbians and queer girls keep glaring at them with barely concealed visceral rage? Well I have a solution for you! The bisexual manicure! One hand for the V. One hand for the D. Both for degeneracy! Itās absolutely filthy! So weāve got all the pieces on the table,
now we just need to put the puzzle together. On the one hand we have Marxism, a fundamentally
modernist worldview that theorizes the human condition in economic terms. On the other hand we have postmodernism, a
skeptical worldview that denies our capacity to know any universal truths about anything. On the face of it, it would seem these two
ideas are not compatible. And there is an extensive history of dispute
between them, with for instance the Marxist Sartre calling Foucault āthe last barricade
the bourgeoisie can erect against Marx.ā And of course as we all know, when Foucault
died capitalism did end forever. [Internationale] So where does Peterson get off talking about
āpostmodern neo-Marxism.ā Well, itās true that a lot of postmodernists
were in some way influenced by Marxism, so the phrase could just refer to that continuity. But thatās not what Peterson means. Itās clear from the way he uses the term
that the concept is even more jumbled and nonsensical than it initially appears. Peterson uses the term postmodern neo-Marxism
to include not only postmodern intellectuals and Marxist intellectuals, but also liberal
politicians, academic administrators and corporate HR departments that care about diversity,
and so-called identity politics activists, including feminists, LGBT, and civil rights
activists. Basically itās the entirety of the modern
left. Now Iāve already mentioned how Marxism and
postmodernism are fundamentally at odds, since Marxism is a big story about a struggle between
two clear and distinct groups, and postmodernism is skepticism about big stories like this
and about the stability of binaries like bourgeoisie and proletariat. But thatās not the only tension in Petersonās
clusterfuck idea of postmodern neo-Marxism. Anyone with any experience in leftist circles
knows that Marxists and identity politics activists are constantly at each othersā
throats, because the Marxists accuse the activists of being bourgeois dogs who want more female
CEOs of color and more disabled transgender drone pilots, while the activists accuse the
Marxists of being a boys club of brocialists no more woke on gender and race issues than
the average Jordan Peterson fan. Most often these accusations are correct because
everyone is problematic and I disown them all. And then thereās also the conflict between
the identity politics activists and the postmodernists. Why does everyone think that identity politics
is postmodern? Thereās nothing postmodern about it. Identity politics advocates for rights, equality,
and justice for particular groups, such as women, people of color, and gay and trans
people. This kind of activism presupposes that these
group categories exist and are a useful basis for political organizing. Postmodernists do kind of the opposite; they
want to show that these categoriesārace, gender, sexual orientationāare contingent
social constructs and are themselves potentially oppressive. This is why conventional feminist activists
often hate postmodern feminism. Because the postmodern feminists want to show
that the whole concept of womanhood, for instance, is contingent and potentially oppressive,
and they think we should be working to destabilize and undermine it. And then the conventional feminist activists
say the fuck? We need the concept of womanhood to organize
around womenās political interests. How are we supposed to do that if we destabilize
and undermine the concept of womanhood? And in turn, the postmodern feminists sayāwell,
hereās a quotation from Judith Butler, the most famous postmodern feminist ever: āIs it not a sign of despair over public
politics when identity becomes its own policy, bringing with it those who would āpoliceā
it from various sides? And this is not a call to return to silence
or invisibility, but, rather, to make use of a category that can be called into question,
made to account for what it excludes.ā If you take the first part of this quote out
of context, it almost sounds like something Jordan Peterson could have said. The difference is that JP actually does think
we should return to silence and invisibilityāor does he? Itās hard to tell what he thinks. More on that in a moment. I bring all of this up to show that 1, the
idea of postmodern neo-Marxist identity politics as a unifying concept of the left is nonsensical,
and 2, identity politics is not this dogma that must go unquestioned. There are sophisticated debates about this
going on within leftist academia but Jordan Peterson either doesnāt know that or doesnāt
care. He uses the term postmodern neo-Marxism to
characterize the left as a unified philosophical force bent on destroying Western civilization,
when in fact itās a bunch of bumbling buffoons who canāt stop squabbling with each over
every goddamn little issue. The only reason I can think of that the Left
would appear to be a unified philosophical force is if youāre so far to the right that
literally everyone who supports the economic and social advancement of disadvantaged groups
looks like one homogeneous enemy. But is that what Jordan Peterson is saying,
that he opposes all social progress for women, racial and sexual minorities? Well, itās difficult to say, because while
he spends much of his time comparing activists for these movements to 20th-century mass murderers,
he resists being pinned down to any more specific position. I was maybe too harsh on Cathy Newman earlier. She came out of that interview looking bad,
but she had a tough job to do. Petersonās rhetorical strategy involves
saying something thatās more or less uncontroversially true, while at the same time implying something
controversial. For instance, Jordan Peterson will make a
claim like āthere are biological differences between men and women,ā which is obviously
true. But heāll say it the context of a conversation about the underrepresentation of women in government, which implies what exactly? So how do you respond to this? Well, either you fall into the trap of arguing
against the obviously true statement, or you have to guess at what heās implying, in
response to which he can accuse you of misrepresenting him, which is exactly what happened with the
Cathy Newman interview. The most famous moment where Peterson does
this is the notorious lobster argument. So he starts by saying: Thereās this idea that hierarchical structures
are a sociological construct of the Western patriarchy. And then he goes on to say that lobsters exist
in hierarchies, and lobsters predate Western patriarchy by millions of years, so, checkmate
postmodern neo-Marxists. Youāre saying that we should organize our
societies along the lines of the lobsters. Iām saying that itās inevitable that there
will be continuity in the way that animals and human beings organizae their structures. The problem with that is that no one has ever
said that every hierarchy is the product of āWestern patriarchy.ā This is such a massive strawman that it overshadows
any uncharitable interpretation of Peterson suggested by Cathy Newman in this interview. No one on the left denies that there are some natural hierarchies. Even the anarchists, whose whole thing is
abolishing hierarchies, limit themselves to the abolition of unjust hierarchies. No one wants to abolish lobster hierarchies,
the hierarchies weāre interested in are those of gender, race and economics
within our own society, to which the lobster case is a complete non sequitur. I mean you could use Petersonās lobster
argument in the same way he uses it to justify literally any hierarchy or authority, no matter
how unjust. You could be an 18th century republican arguing
against the monarchy and the monarch could turn around and say, āWell hierarchies are
inevitable. God save the lobster queen.ā [God Save the Queen] Oh dear god. My lords, ladies, and those that lieth betwixt. The present rumor of republican rumblings
amongst the rabble has compelled us to summon you together. Let us remind you that nature hath so made the
lobster that some individuals be stronger than the others. Therefore let not the power of our crustacean
sovereignty be anywise impugned. And as for parliamentarians, well, let them
vote for cake. Very good. Thank you. I need new roommates. So Iāve argued that Peterson is invoking
the incoherent concept of āpostmodern neo-Marxismā as the supervillain in a childishly simple
worldview heās promoting where these evil leftists are out to destroy āthe West.ā Now itās time to inspect the other side
of this coin. What exactly is āthe Westā? Well thereās an academic usage of the term
āthe Westā that describes the intellectual tradition that runs from ancient Athens to
modern day Europe and its colonies. Now a true postmodernist would want to deconstruct
the whole concept of āthe Westā and show how the very idea is racist and exclusionary
and supremacist and justifies imperialism and all that kind of thing but we donāt
have time for that right now. So Iām just going to grant that the West
is thing, and look at how Jordan Peterson thinks about it. For Peterson the West seems to be equivalent
to capitalism, individualism, the idea that each human has a spark of divinity, and he
therefore equates it with āJudeo-Christian values,ā a term more popular with conservative
pundits than intellectuals historians. Peterson contrasts Judeo-Christian values
with postmodern neo-Marxism, which he describes as anti-Western, collectivist, relativist
and totalitarian. This framing of a conflict of ideas in terms
of geographical chauvinism and external threat is inaccurate and scaremongering. Marxism is Western philosophy. Postmodernism is Western philosophy. If youāre really concerned about preserving
the geographical boundaries of the intellectual tradition you should be ranting against the
influence of Buddhism. Likewise there is no feature of āSJW ideologyā
that is meaningfully non-Western. The very idea of people requesting different
pronouns to suit their individual needs is exactly the kind of thing a person who values
individual liberty over collective dogma should be on board with. You could even argue that Marxism is an extension
of Enlightenment philosophy, with its concern for human progress, science, and liberty. I think a lot people like listening to Jordan
Peterson talk about the Western tradition, but they donāt seem to like reading any
of it themselves. If you did read it youād find a surprising
diversity of thought, that doesnāt reduce to āJudeo-Christianā values. Much of Platoās political dialogues are
concerned with arguing against cultural relativism, suggesting that, far from being an invention
of postmodernity, it was actually a pretty popular worldview among ancient Athenian pederasts. Our favorite Enlightenment philosopher David
Hume famously said that "Reason is, and ought only to be the slave of the passions.ā Literally feels over reals. And meanwhile his contemporary the Marquis
de Sade was advocating the abolition of morality, filling the churches with scat porn, and ushering
in a reign of untethered sexual perversion so decadent and depraved Iām not even allowed
to talk about it on YouTube. This is the Enlightenment, not postmodernism,
and itās is just as much a part of āthe Westā as Petersonās soggy Bible-patting
conservatism. But again, and I really canāt stress this
enough, I donāt care either way. I make YouTube videos because I enjoy mood
lighting and set design. Soā¦ what do you people want from me? The lobster queen is dead, long live the queen. [āŖ ZoĆ« Blade āŖ] āŖ God save our lobster queen
āŖ Long live the lobster queen āŖ God save the queen āŖ Send our queen crustaceous āŖ From the late Cretaceous āŖ Long to reign over us āŖ God save the queen! [Ominous music] ā¦and I think you would agree thereās a
foundational erosion that, I think people of all sides, and I think thereās totally
intellectually smart people on the far left that can help uh that areā Where are these people? Thereās a YouTuber that Iām actually quite
interested in that I watch herāand I donāt mean to misgender her because I think she
identifies as a herāContraPoints, I donāt know if youāve heard of this YouTuber whoās
on the far leftā Iāve seen the name come up every now and
again on Twitter. Totally disagree with everything this person
says but I look at it and Iām like this seems very reasonable, educated, academic,
and Iām seeing reasons to hope thatā Hello Dave.
I think it's a good call not to criticize Peterson in the title since that seems to result in more drive-by dislikes and inane comments from his followers.
I like how Contra has such dedicated fans that a vid of hers is almost immediately posted here.
I dislike that you ninja'd me by 7 minutes. ;)
interesting that even on /r/JordanPeterson they seem to be praising this video
I wonder what Dave thinks about that ending.
I can see the Terfs complaining already that when Nat sexualizes herself/her characters she is performing a satire of femininity and attacking women everywhere. š
I for one am happy to see the return of Mme Foppington and would implore Contra to treat her more kindly
this has nothing to do w being a masochistic liberal republican oh god get those lobster claws over here
I think that this is the Contra video that's going to push me into making a Patreon account so I can support her work. This video was extremely well made.
Nothing like a new Contra video to brighten up my day
One thing I don't understand - why does she have a pillow in the bathtub?