Jordan Klepper Takes On the Million MAGA March | The Daily Social Distancing Show

[Music] trump's people were gathering so i went to washington d.c to the self-proclaimed and self-counted million maga march where moms for trump manga dads and free jazz instrumentalists for trump converged to do what exactly we are here to celebrate the winning of donald trump oh you're four years too late huh you're four years too late what no no he won this time this time you won not that size of the flag that matters it's how many votes you get electoral college system they were here to celebrate the fact that america is a rich diverse nation with so many different kinds of alleged election fraud there's people there's people that's that's changing votes who people across across the united states where did you hear this all over we can't ignore it we're talking about having dead people vote number one should trump have appealed more to the dead person vote should he appeal we just need fairness to me the biggest fraud is unfortunately the millions of voters that voted for biden that were brainwashed by the media everybody said that they stand on your flag it's a big flag it's also not an american flag the star is a stripe signer brother just appreciate it if you don't see that it feels like it's mostly donald trump obscuring still i appreciate if you don't stand there be honest if anybody's disrespecting a flag i think it's the 10-foot high donald trump i have an analogy in the nfl there's a close play what do they do they review it right and sometimes it takes them 15 minutes there's the lazy game they got to look at every little technicality let me do one i got an analogy it's like the nfl there's a game okay it's the lions versus the packers the lions lose everybody goes home but the lions stay on the field and they say we didn't lose and everybody's like well if you look at the scoreboard it's like uh-uh he didn't lose who didn't lose trump but he had less votes oh yeah yeah but you gotta take california out of the equation and he wins the nashville if you definitely discount certain people then the numbers add up in your favor okay for what you want a flag to stop the snail bro stole it stole it blatantly what's the evidence the the mail-in ballots first of all we all know the whole corona was to send the mail-in ballots out to steal the election along with the uh the voting machines are all compromised so anyway the corona was created to create the democrats are working with the communist chinese to put biden in because uh because china has blackmail on joe biden that is a fact you have that on any t-shirt no people are stealing our election it's obvious this is our country people are stealing our elections how are they stealing the election because they're putting voter fraud it's suspicious how are they putting voter fraud department of homeland security said was the most secure election in america who's that that's one guy like you and me broseph that's donald i like you and me that's donald trump's department of homeland security and so because one person says something that's definitely means what it is that's the government and the court trump's lawyer said there's no fraud don't try and twist the baby i've been in politics for a long time don't try and twist me baby you're in politics i am the regional tea party chamber in fredericksburg you're the tea party i'm the tea party baby i'm the regional tea party chairman in the fredericksburg region come on fake news what you got go find yourself a safe space we are patriots let me get this straight you're yelling at me to fight a safe space and you have elevated yourself with a megaphone and you have a shield they were having trouble facing the reality at hand though there were occasional signs of progress something fitting about a u-haul truck here yet no one seems to acknowledge that trump's legal defense is crumbling it doesn't matter though for these guys some battles never end what is that is that is that trump that's trump on a confederate plane that's confederate flag yeah see that's cnn dixie still lives war buddy you don't know how to pick a winner you might as well put a jets hat on if they don't trust this election's narrative which the rest of the world is seeing what do they trust i trust trump and what he says and what he knows you know i don't trust the media that much so the only person you really believe is donald trump himself uh that's not the only person i believe who else do you believe i mean ultimately i believe jesus is king and i believe the bible that's like two you got jesus and trump no i trust a lot of people my friends my family what are you saying tucker carlson tucker carlson jesus and donald trump and more i can go on and on if you want no i i think i get the picture we used to like fox we don't like fox we don't like msnbc we don't like cbs we don't like any of the fake news channels because they lie all the time what happened to fox was it their coveted coverage that turned you off no what about hannah i like hannity tucker tucker and taco yeah so just two hours every day of fox news otherwise it's a complete boycott yes absolutely even fox wasn't welcome at this magapalooza which was feeling less like the peace and love of woodstock and more like the buzz kill at altima signaling the end of an era complete with actual night violence are you guys the liberal media i have one word for you you are controlled by the deep state that's like four or five six words ten words that's even two that one's even two questions [Music] one in the manga world count you

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Length: 6min 8sec (368 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 17 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/Clarifinatious]

"I have one word for you, 'you are controlled by the...." continues well after one word

[u/djm19]

I get the distinct impression the dude selling merch is just there to make a buck and believes none of that. Him and his pops were up the night before trying to google all the conspiracies so he can converse with the customers...and he is struggling to remember it all. But he's making a killing with these rubes.

[u/Blast-Off-Girl]

Imagine basing your whole identity on being a Trump supporter.

[u/SlobMarley13]

Jordan sounds fed up

[u/HighlyOffensive10]

Using these people for cringe is practically cheating.

[u/dodger28]

That Jets line had me dying, they really can’t catch a break huh

[u/hippopotma_gandhi]

I commend anyone that can finish these videos. I know it's important for democracy to understand the level of ignorance and brainwashing we have to overcome, but it makes me sick to see so many people so far gone

[u/Bullduke]

Klepper is so quick aha

[u/Korsorga]

video not available in my country lol