We now return you
to your regularly scheduled presidential
election year programming. Fox News Alert, America's
border crisis boiling over. REPORTER 1: Chaos
at the border. REPORTER 2: The never-ending
surge of migrants crashing across our Southern border. Yes, every two to four
years, we are reminded that we have a Southern border. And it is porous. MAN: There's a migrant crime
spree killing Americans and the president's in
accessory to murder. We are being overwhelmed. There is no word to describe
this except invasion. Illegal invaders
invading America, pouring over our
border by the millions. Criminals, rapists,
murderers, child predators, and god knows who else. [BOO] God knows who else? I mean, statistically,
a couple of them at least have to be podcasters. I mean, murderers? But point taken. I think my pants just
shit their pants. And if you're
thinking that these are just some Central-American
no-good-nicks, think again. The countries we know
they're coming from-- Iran, number one state
sponsor of terror, their satellite
countries Syria, Egypt, home of the
Muslim Brotherhood, Afghanistan, home of al-Qaeda,
10,000 plus from Russia. REPORTER 3: Record numbers of
Chinese men of military age who have come
across our border. The number of
military-age men that are showing up
with military haircuts, clearly in shape-- these guys are showing up with
six packs and military boots. (IMITATING DR. PHIL) I
mean, there are clearly-- clearly, I mean, tight asses. I mean, there is-- there's-- there's
not an ounce of fat on these mother-[BLEEP]. I am so hard right-- I want to go down to
that goddamn border, and I want to get ass
deep on these immigrants. I want to suck and
[BLEEP] until-- I want-- I want to stick
the catch me outside, how about that? That's what I'm saying. Wow, so we got-- [CHEERING] Crowd loves my dirty
Phil impression. We got criminals. We got terrorists. Is there anyone else down there
we should be worried about? Anybody ever hear
of Hannibal Lecter? He was a nice fellow,
but that's what's coming into our country right now. Wouldn't cannibals
amongst them be the solution to the problem? Or are they fasting until
they get to America? Well, it's clear
hyperbole, but there does seem to be
bipartisan agreement now that the border is a problem. There were 300,000
crossings in December alone. That's an all-time high and
that is not sustainable. But Republicans turned down the
chance to pass a strong border bill supported by the
Border Patrol Union because of how
confident they are that fear mongering will
be an effective election year strategy. It's all about branding. I call it migrant crime. I really call it Biden migrant
crime, but it's too long. So let's just call it migrant
crime and everyone's going to know it's because of Biden. We will call it from now
on Biden migrant crime, OK? It's bigrant crime. We'll call it-- I've
got it, bigrant. Let's call it bigrant-- Biden crime. Biden, oh, that's good. That's smart, bigrant crime. It's a portmanteau. I'm not completely
sold on bigrant. It really just sounds like a
migrant who's open to crossing either border. Its migrant crime, bigrant-- look, there are some
undocumented migrants who are committing crimes,
some of them horrific. But isn't that true
for every demographic, including natives? I feel pretty confident there's
still a lot of opportunity out there for our American
homegrown criminals. But it's-- if it's enough of
an issue that on Thursday, we had ourselves a
good old fashioned border-off as both men
saddled up and headed to the Southern border. Trump headed to Eagle Pass and
Biden headed to Brownsville. It was Bitch-ass Cassidy
versus the sundown kid. And Biden was fired up. We're the United
States of America. Nailed it. He knew exactly where we are. Yes! He knew what
country we were in. Bang, boom, this is the
United States of America. I take back everything
I said a month ago. Lay out your proposal, sir. I understand my predecessor
is in Eagle Pass today. So here's what I would
say to Mr. Trump. Instead of playing
politics with the issue, instead of telling
members of Congress to block this legislation,
join me or I'll join you in telling the Congress to
pass this bipartisan border security bill. We can do it together. Ladies and gentlemen,
the olive branch has been extended
across the aisle in a show of genuine
desire to solve this complex and vexing issue. Trump, your response? Crooked Joe is the blood of
countless innocent victims. That's a no. Seriously, though, Crooked Joe? We're still going with that? Crooked Joe
Biden, he's crooked. I took the name away from
Hillary because she's no longer relevant, I guess. Do you have to say everything
that happens in your head out loud? It's been eight years. You [BLEEP] won. The woman's been
through enough. Now you're going to take
away her nickname now? What are you doing? But let me tell you
something, Trump-- I don't know why I
got serious there-- you can't scare the Democrats. Because the one thing that the
Democrats have are principles. When it comes to
immigration, the Democrats hold to our country's
cherished ideals, the eternal promise etched at
the feet of Lady Liberty that speaks to our better angels. The only way we're going to
have a great future in America is if we welcome and
embrace immigrants. These people are folks
that we should be helping. America welcomes immigrants. We want people to come
here despite where they came from or despite
the circumstances that drove them
to this country. This is a place where
the Statue of Liberty sits in the harbor and we say,
bring us your tired, those who are yearning to be free. Unshakable, bedrock
American values of compassion and empathy. And there is not a
damn thing that you can do to change that. REPORTER 4: Buses arriving in
New York City from Texas, one after another, filled with
migrants seeking asylum. That's all you got? Nice try, Texas, but
you aren't the mayor. We're New York [BLEEP] City. How dare you? No disrespect,
but you are never going to change our values
because you're afraid. So keep sending those busloads
because we got plenty of room in our hearts and in this city. We have no more
room in the city. [LAUGHTER] What about the
yearnings and the-- and the tiredness and
the tiredness of those who are doing the yearning? 110,000 migrants
we have to feed, clothe, house,
educate the children, wash their laundry sheets. This issue will
destroy New York City, destroy New York City. I mean, they're supposed
to be doing our sheets. What's going on around here? What kind of topsy-turvy world
that we living in over here? Yes, it turns out in
the age old battle between values and fear, values
never had a [BLEEP] chance. It took two busloads
of Venezuelans to go from this to this. So this is the terrible
cycle America is caught in-- Democrats, whose high minded
values and principles did not survive a contact
high with reality, and Republicans, whose
desire to solve the problem isn't nearly as strong as
their desire to exploit it, and no one wins-- well, except this guy. Clearly in shape. He said these guys
are showing up for six packs and military boots. Learn more about it
in his new special, Dr. Phil Straddles the Border.
