Johnny Depp Best & Funny Moments #3

why to be [ __ ] [Music] [Music] I heard that you slept in the mud makeup occasionally which was actually a latex piece did you ever wake up in the morning go in the bathroom and scare the crap absolutely good evening Australia the evening master rush Geoffrey you may be kept in tonight's but we all know who the real captain is I hey shut up I heard that am too and you know it no I am M - get off touch him what it's a little more than spooky please that's it isn't it I mean it's Captain Jack when we did the first pirates they showed me around the ride and I thought it would be so great to just sort of stand there like an animatronic and then when they come pass you just go what you looking at and so back then I thought and then now they asked me to do it I did it I thought it was gonna be and the boat would come around the corner you could kind of see it coming and then I'd go I don't know you know start speaking to them and even speaking to them specifically you in the purple shirt with the thing in the ears and all right nothing just the phone there like this they tell me I'm 50 50 years old well you look great you look youthful and more importantly you look cool talk about being more irresponsible as you grow older was there time in your life your life when you were it was just from crazily irresponsible yeah when I was hacked when I was younger because I'm incredibly responsible now I made a gaggle of paparazzi walk backwards down a London Street with a plank of wood in my hand I know this is irresponsible of me but nice going that's right the river did that really exist or was that computer a computer River the river was good no where was that River that was somewhere between Colorado New Mexico Arizona somewhere in there I've lost track if it looked like a river I know what was it the was it the Animas River I really don't know however it was wonderful thanks a lot Tonto there's two things that I have a problem with one is that I never read screen direction which is the stuff that tells you what to do well I'd rather not know what they want me to do I'd rather just figure something the house so you're just you're kind of just guessing at what they want it's just no I'm just sort of winging it but I want okay what triggers your gag reflex well you know I can't say it I don't know say that I whatever is going through your head right now don't say out loud I have a strong feeling I wanted to buy with my son and we went we went we went off and we were in the desert when we were on a camel and then by the afternoon we were skiing because they never she's worth 17 hairs get on her you know in that area but that is not gonna constitute that doesn't make a mustache it no I bet she's so insecure she's gonna seriously I cannot understand a single word you're saying pivot flavor ice cream yes I quite like vanilla vanilla salted did salted salted peanut butter chocolate vanilla salt salt salt 'its cussed some secret signs what what could that be yeah you mind I've been arrested [Applause] ever ever have I forgotten the name of a date like like while you're with them that would be really horrific never ever have I sexted how do you keep so cool air conditioner now where I go we have to talk about it oh yeah was it quite sad to part with it when the last day of filming came no I think this is a rule there's a play opening on Friday it's called waiting for Johnny Depp it's a one-woman did everybody I've ever worked with who you said your kids cool Johnny Uncle fun mm-hmm because he has an island somebody was asking me and it's he comes around and it is like having some hobo magician from the 1930s turn up at your house who just sort of you know the kids the kids love him cuz he falls over a lot thing cuz they can just push me over dirt squirrel there's my favorite thing about anyone's ever said good signal oh I like it there it's blue [ __ ] Sparrer well excuse me [ __ ] Sparrer first Paul Bettany movie that Jolie and Angelina had ever been in so I really wanted to put them at the raid first time is that we all giggled like children [Laughter] pick closer maybe tongue so far away [Applause] considering you can't really have it I don't know what they've given us so what's your first year your first reaction when I say what is your favorite part of your body back there the back of your head yeah that's your favorite part of your body for the moment uh-huh have you seen that no your shoes that's not a part of your body you don't like one part of your body about them surgery yeah do you like your ass like it mm-hmm I accept it okay all right what is your favorite what is your favorite swear word yes what is the strangest place you've hooked up with someone yeah I would ask you more but Julie you're not gonna answer me honestly oh no I out of all your co-stars who's the best kisser Javier Bardem we're gonna actually bring out some other of your cast from the movie but let's be here so rarely from what I heard today there's like four or five more lined up is that true for if I'm or you're happy with it right you should be yeah yeah yeah that's a great advertisement because [Applause] it's okay you should see it cuz ya know it's very funny it's it's great if you're not in it you should see it yeah you know I thought I was like sort of cool until I met him and then he was like so cool rolling cigarettes and stuff and and I was like wow I'm a total nerd Imam and I'm like and and then he was like yo I was like wow you can roll a cigarette like that and you may not have been a cigarette gwyneth but to me I think it's a surprise to a lot of people is how exactly funny its funniest first then I've ever worked with I wet myself and like hid what does Qantas do that is drives you crazy she's just women yeah and what's the what's the easiest that the girl or the boy yeah I'll start with Johnny yeah yeah are they both hard they're both wonderful

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Id: SCCuvLtH8_s

Length: 11min 50sec (710 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 10 2018