Joey Diaz Tells Jail Stories | Joe Rogan

18th month nationwide investigation but Guardian reveals for the first time what really happens at journey's end whoa that sounds like a M night Shyamalan movie all right they kill a bunch of homeless people like Satan's involved that's like they just move them away what do they say where they ship them looks like this throwing up down in Miami and in LA huh well I lives in Colorado in Colorado people would the homeless people would commit crimes they figured out what crimes they would get 60 days for and they would commit that crime plead guilty do the 60 days just to get out a little winter hmm because in those days bold would give you tobacco you were a lot they would give you tobacco but you had a role in that well that type of che at Boulder County Jail in 1991 Boulder County Jail and some other jail will voted number one in two jails in the country Wow that people would want to go to those jails then bold to built a new jail and it became [ __ ] communist land like Aspen communist land yeah like no cigarettes everybody out of weight uniforms oh no more staying up till 2:00 in the morning when I was wrong with the other way Boulder County Jail the way what was good the good way up all the time yeah it was a paradise well what was wrong with that it got out it got out that it was too nice right so like I'm telling you homeless people would commit a crime to do 60 days can I ask you something guys as a person who's been in jail good would it motivate you more this is an honest question would it motivate you more if you were in jail and it was nice and comfortable in there and you got to relax and calm down or would it motivate you more if they brought you into some communist type Jail as you described it with everybody had wear uniforms there was no cigarettes there was no fun they limited your outside time what I did I did them both what would what I wouldn't think as a person who's been through what was most effective in rehabilitating you mean that's the idea right I don't live in rehabilitation right now you said to me you gotta stay in this [ __ ] building for six months this is gonna be in jail there's like pablo escobar's jail it's still jail i want you to remember that right you cannot leave the building for six months I will let you go out to the front and a cage one hour a day but you got to figure out what you're gonna do in here for 12 months it's a cage yes I have more options here I can lift weights I can do different parts of my body I could shoot pool bah bah bah bah Boulder was very simple Baldy got locked up they gave you the linens you either took them away in it not only in my own claws so you called home at once time joe rogan brought me my jeans my snake is my t-shirts I'm wearing my own clothes so now they determine what you were in for non-violent of violence if you're a non-violent offender you the world is yours the violent ones the ones that get violent ones so now the violent offenders depending on what you do as violent you go into one sector and that sector the longer you're in there the more rewards you get so if you're in Green you stay up till tenth and they got cable TV if you are red you stepped 11 and they got cable TV if you're purple you stepped or 1:00 1:00 a.m. oh my god Boulder County Jail was tremendous I am as rowdy so I cigarette I didn't drink milk milk is big in jail because the bodybuilders like milk it's like [ __ ] drugs yeah so I would trade you and you my milk for your kool-aid all right so I was in there drinking [ __ ] cool laser [ __ ] because that's [ __ ] hate boom Boulder was a paradise compared to other jails oh listen to this Thanksgiving Day when I was a lot thumbtacks every day yeah the guard came in I forget his name was grande and he opened up the cell door there was a phone there and it was anybody only to use the phone to use the phone I figured how you know those days you had a press mind because outside line I pressed aid to see if I get long distance London press 7 nothing six not been five not four [ __ ] long business I got the call my peeps in Jersey for 20 minutes of peace you know you just figure out different things then they send you to a place where somebody looks you in the eye and says stripped down and you gotta go take a shower then you come out and they put a finger up your ass deceive you got contraband oh and they give you tighty whiteys an orange jelly put like a rubber glove on and then lube their finger up it doesn't matter it does at that point I didn't give a [ __ ] you putting a finger up my ass is it it breaks you down as a man as much as anything in the world that's the first breakdown Wow they turn you around to let you know they run you they gonna stick it up your ass and you only yourself and like those guys are they're not very nice they won't like the Boulder County Jail guys those guys would shake your bed and make you get up turn your light on in the middle of night and say get out of bed we're gonna do a search at 2:00 in the morning those people are not nice at all then I got transferred the summer County Jail which was a [ __ ] paradise paradise paradise handball all day outside TV till 2:00 in the morning TVs in yourself black-and-white TVs in yourself basic cable you can be up all night if you wanted to go to breakfast you ate breakfast if not you could sleep through breakfast and we'd eat your breakfast for you and then from there they shipped me off the Department of Corrections that's where it's a nitty gritty if you think black people talk at a movie theater at night don't go now [Music] don't go that black people talk all night it's six or seven floors and I was in there in August with feel full humidity Canyon City Colorado Wow alright with a little window you know and I was like on the third floor I couldn't breathe and in those days they let you out you think two showers a week and one power a day you went outside after that you were just in the cell by yourself and then night afros the daytime it was like [ __ ] being sweating in a [ __ ] tin can you wanna ten cans of the daytime now we're finished nope it's all [ __ ] there's nothing to showers and then the three meals and then that lit and the first week is good because you actually get out of yourself go test they test you everything your math your English they [ __ ] put a bunch of pictures of funny and they put you through psychiatry they take your blood out they do everything and then they assess you and then they have I took care of all the dots okay there's a bunch of dots you have to you have to dot your i's like if you have a high school diploma you get a point if you were working at the time of arrest you get a point if you up to paying rent so I got a bunch of points for that it's so funny how

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Published: Mon Dec 24 2018