Joe's Wrapping Influencer, Moira's Impressionist or Lee's Judo Instructure? | Joe Lycett

this is Charlotte in the evenings I like to relax by watching videos of her rapping gifts on YouTube right Moira how do you know Charlotte this is Charlotte she does such a good impression of me that I once let her pretend to be me on Radio 2 and no one noticed and Lee what is your relationship with Charlotte this is Charlotte and uh she's my Judo instructor and she and she told me off recently when she caught me having a pint in my Judo kit just before a tournament before before a tournament that's the very worst time to be drinking isn't it David where do you want to start um well Joe that sounds like one of the creepiest things I've ever heard you you watch her on YouTube wrapping presents yes why um because she's very good at it that is not an explanation that's why you might ask her to wrap presents for you not observe her doing it well no what she does she does it um she takes great care over the way she's doing it and it so she's slow she's slow and so not very good at it so Joe how how long does it take Charlotte to to wrap a present would you say um in the videos I think it's about half an hour half hour per present what are these presents she W in a tank I mean why did you initially think what I need to relax is to watch someone wrapping presents on my computer well I've since I've been a child I've had this weird sensation when I watch people with Bits of Paper particularly where I get this lovely like tingling in the back of my head and I I was I remember it when my grandmother was doing some paperwork and she licked her finger and turned a page and it made me feel really really lovely the saddest thing is the idea that when you used to go around to your grandparents house as a child she used to do her paperwork while you were there they mind used to take me out they'd maybe cook lunch Joe's coming around brilliant I've got some receipts I need to go through so but do you think that what you were saying John is that because of the years of neglect that Joe suffered as a child he's come to substitute paperwork for love it's it's a relaxing thing that having a massage rather than like a sexual thing it's not a opening I understand I understand a video of someone getting a present and watching The Joy watching someone ra a present do you get to see who opens it or it just gets wrapped and that's the end said you could play it backwards couldn't you all right David who else would you like to question she's the best she does the best impression of you ever absolutely and how did you find this out I walked in on the production team on the floor two floors down from my studio and she happened to be in mid RP she was rapping then I just remind you of who say what she was in mid imitation right okay so she works at the be yes she's a researcher right okay so she she was mimicking you yes behind your back so really t t a liit really in a way having a giggle and you rewarded her by whacking her not whacking sorry you rewarded her by putting her on your show that was not my show it was the Chris Evans Chris evans's show so she actually read a bit of your bulletin yes on his show his idea oh it was his idea he's a little imp isn't he so what would the introduction be I mean I'm trying to think now and I I listen to you every day of course I do the introduction is this is BBC news on the date I'm Moira Stewart good morning I'm genuin having a panic attack that my kids are late for school and that's the bit that's the bit that Charlotte did yes it's possible I think moira's voice would be difficult to impersonate don't don't encourage Rob no un L have a go all right I'll give it a try but if it doesn't work you may never do Ronnie Corbin again I'm out no that's too great to this right what about Lee Lee yes tell us about how you got into Judo in the first place well how does anyone get into Judo um I was watching Kung Fu Panda and thought and ruled out Kung Fu my kids loved it and and so they decided to take up martial arts and they decided to take up Judah so I took my children to the Judah and it was a bonding thing I said all right they said come on Daddy you do it so I joined the The Adult class whil they did the kids class how many weeks have you been going to Judo I'd say about I've been through about 30 lessons so it's like a weekly class correct Judo but how does the tournament work well after after is that on the same day as the class or yeah so we do every week we have a class and then he said to the all the all the the men and the women in the class he said who who's he Charlotte no I haven't got to Charlotte yet I haven't got to Charlotte so I thought she was your Judo instructor is she is she is she is yes but he said let me finish I said I said tournament tournament have already done F I said I'll do a tournament when you have a sex change mate so she said she said next week we're going to have a uh we're going to have a little bit of a tournament between you lot I thought it was just all a bit of fun so I turned up the following week ready for my tournament and I got there a bit early dropped the kids off but the adult class starts a bit later and I saw the pub went over and I was chatting with the other bloke who one of the dad all right so you're both in your Judo gear yes what's the name for that I call it the white dressing gown she's come bowling in so she's come bowling in I said bowling's next door and uh why is she in the pub because she's looking for us and we've gone on a bit late oh you've got actually what actually happened was she she we were a bit yeah what he actually she's walking past the pub we were actually at the bar sort of looking out the window having a p in the chat and we literally saw someone just sort of walk past and go and then come in the pub and tell us off cuz used two being you know the star pupils obviously you know you was going to that's not how it works in martial arts Dany not just the star pupils get respect ah everyone is equal and what your move in Judo cuz Judo is full of a wide variety of stances and was what's the one that really gets Lee thinking you had to narrow it down to your favorite six or seven I think it's probably Tepanyaki sorry that's a that's a starter dish isn't it well that's that's the funny thing all Judo moods are named after dishes I did the sushi serak and the weird one you're not going to believe the a pot noodle if you wanted to demonstrate any moves the floor is yours if you if you feel that would help prove your point so well what you do is I mean what would you like to see well first of all your your opening stance okay well don't do it back well an example of a move come out here I'll show you I'll show you not in a million years you started it you started this Ro you remember a minute ago when you said get out there you're regretting that aren't you rob right St how well have you taught him St right so what you do the first the first move you bow to him Rob for God sake or he'll kill you then you'll uh should you get you come here Ryan Ryan you take a lapel like this yeah you will take a lapel like this yeah okay who right forward like this yeah don't you dare and then you get like that that and then you sort of lean on and then [Applause] you [Applause] sorry Rob they just said in my ear are you okay Rob I'm a ba nominated actor so we need an answer David's team is Charlotte Joe's soothing stranger moira's mimicking mate or Lee's martial art Master well let's just get Le out of the way o o come over here and say that I yeah well I did it doesn't seem very plaud but that was a good movie well he goes over easy Lo than I think I think it's more I think Jo Joe he's an odd Mark but uh I don't know what do you think John I think it's Moira yeah I think we think it's Moira I think on the basis that Lee has shown himself able to push Rob over and that's not nothing at the same time it's not much I and I just the rapping thing that's just so confusing as a thing that I think I'm I'm going to pretend I've never heard it so going to moir we will go for Moira the impersonation the first bit of the news Okay Charlotte would you please reveal your true identity my name is Charlotte and Joe watches my videos to relax on an evening thank you very much Charlotte than

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Published: Fri Apr 19 2024