Joe Rogan & Theo Von: "BILLIONAIRES Look Like ALIENS BRO"

imagine if you didn't have to sleep if there was a pill that they could give you that would eliminate your need for sleep you would have eight whole more hours to do whatever you want during the day like imagine if you didn't get tired like that I don't want that you don't want that no because what I'm gonna end up doing is I'm going to end up doing there's no way if I had eight more hours I wouldn't cheat on my wife I don't have a wife but if you gave me eight more hours in a day dude that would be it would be [ __ ] it was so hard for a guy to get through 16 without [ __ ] like doing an eight ball or [ __ ] running around on this election cops we're always gonna get in the shootout we can't handle it it's already too hard man armed robbery you're gonna do something dude isn't it weird how guys like if you look at some of these guys like Elon Musk Facebook uh what's his name Mark Zuckerberg yeah and then the other guy um they look like aliens bro their bodies white they're really because they work all day right but you look at Elon when he was out on that yacht those phones that [ __ ] looks like he hasn't seen the sunlight in years yeah years like his body has not been exposed to Sun you can't fake that that whiteness that's a wild whiteness well that's what I'm saying it's an it's a it's an it's almost an extraterrestrial whiteness it's the whiteness you see when you see an alien it's paper that's what I'm telling you is that these guys are you know I believe that autism is like kind of the next there's there's kind of a space where there is like man and machine and that's a lot of autism a lot of autism you see these guys who do the calculations and they'll be able to you know figure things out they're almost a little bit more of a computer than a person or they're somewhere in the middle kind of like them more advanced than us yeah they're eliminating the emotions that hold people back that's what they're doing yeah and so when you get that uh and you get some of these guys that are like that I think that's kind of the next Evolution and that's closer really to aliens man yeah when you see aliens they're not like oh [ __ ] man right it's been a long scratching their balls yeah that's a that's an interesting thing is that maybe that's like the next level of evolution is that like there's more of a separation between emotional anxiety and all the and instead concentrating on calculations yeah numbers and accomplishments I mean just think about all the different things that Elon does simultaneously that's what's Wild like that doesn't seem like a normal human being would have the capacity to develop Rockets while he's developing electric cars while he's developing neuralink which is like a human computer brain interface while he's developing the boring company where he's trying to solve traffic problems while he's in the Mediterranean yeah with his shirt off looking like a sheet risking it all going crazy out there for one minute in the Sun at that level you see there's a story that came out that said that like he didn't he's not friends with the guy from Google anymore because he had an affair with his wife oh that's crazy and then he just tweeted he goes this [ __ ] totally [ __ ] he goes I am friends with the guy I was just hanging out with him last night and he's like uh I've only seen his wife with other people around like two or three times ever oh it's all fiction yeah he goes I haven't seen her in years oh that's fiction like he tweeted about he's like this is just a lie like they just make up lies like people just make up [ __ ] about him imagine if he was just made [ __ ] up about you and then printed it in the [ __ ] what was it in was it in the wash it wasn't in the Wall Street Journal Wall Street Journal but isn't that I mean now it's like there's Bots making stories so soon I feel like there's going to be a story for everything that's going to be out there and people are just going to be clear it's like there's no is there even any real you know what recourse do you even have these days he could definitely sue a story like that is defamatory but all they have to do is say that they have a source but I mean you got to check with him I think before you print something like that but the thing is like the concern is that what those stories do like I think he made some sort of reference to short sellers okay so like someone who's like shorting the stock yeah yeah so you could you could say you could make an argument that uh if the stock crashes that uh you could make a lot of money on that and if you made a story that made Elon look like he's out of control he's losing his mind people go oh boy uh I'm gonna get rid of my stock because this CEO is out of his [ __ ] mind and then you're shorting the stock and so then the stock crashes and then the people that shorted the stock wound up making a shitload of money like you could make an argument that someone would write I'm not saying they did but someone would write a defamatory story just so that they could profit

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Length: 5min 4sec (304 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 23 2022