Joe Rogan - Roseanne Explains Her Controversy

everything good with you right now well i'm smoking like a [ __ ] how often do you smoke every day was it were you smoking before all this hell no secretly secretly doug stanhope got me back on the bastard you son of a [ __ ] i quit for like 15 years and doug stanhope snuck every time i see doug i'd smoke one that started he's got an evil spell on me oh he's evil little man he's sober right now no cigarettes for him either yeah that he always says that no he's doing sober october are y'all doing sober october yes wow why didn't you ask me i would have sobered up for it would you have no no you wouldn't have done it no i want to do uh get [ __ ] up i want to go to retalks [Laughter] retoxins to the detox that's what my boyfriend johnny calls it because it's time to read talks how many cigarettes are you smoking a day now well no who's counting you just keep smoking them i'm smoking less than 10. less than 10 is not bad yeah not it's not smoking a lot see i'm cutting it by 10 every week okay so so next week it'll be down to one okay a day all week one a day's not bad and i'll see how i deal with it if anyone dies this whole thing has been completely [ __ ] insane and you caught it yeah i know i have to tell you but you caught this madness this outraged culture right at the peak i think you you hit peak outrage culture thank you well people didn't give a [ __ ] if you were making a joke you didn't give a [ __ ] if you had no idea that that lady was black didn't give a [ __ ] what your mental state was didn't give a [ __ ] if you were on ambien didn't give a [ __ ] if you were drinking didn't give a [ __ ] if you one thing i learned oh go ahead i do want to talk to you seriously but they didn't care that you you sincerely apologized and did not didn't mean to offend you were cracking a joke about a woman it it was funny how they've mischaracterized it and lied about it and added words to it yeah but um yeah i like talk about the tweet but yeah i seriously apologize to all whom i'm inadvertently offended and because they were offended for like it it wasn't even what they say they were offended because it didn't say that but they think that i tweeted said she looked like uh you know somebody and i never said anything about her looks it was a political tweet and it's just proof of how everybody's under mass mind control because they took a um and of course i'm always interested in that you know you know that i've talked about mass mind control yeah i think a lot of it's self-imposed that's what i think i think people are under the wave of self-imposed mind control i don't think it's like there's anybody pointing you think you can get out of it no i don't think anyone's pulling the strings i don't think this is about no i don't i don't think it's by design i think people are caught up in a wave of fear and paranoia and political correctness i think one of the reasons why they attack someone like you is first of all you're wealthy and successful and famous and beautiful you are beautiful thank you and one of the best comics of all time oh thank you and you're also uh you're you're an easy target you're a white woman well i don't identify as a white woman what do you identify as i identify as a jew well there you go yeah and this is what you thought this woman was as well what is her name she looks like my cousin sharon she looks just like my cousin but it wasn't nothing to do with how she looks that came after my tweet but the next but wasn't it it was about the work of her hands what she engineered in iran and i'd been on there talking about the the i call it a woman's revolution in iran for years and speaking to people in iran about it and what it means to uh the women who are second class citizens there and uh so if you take that one tweet out of like probably i tweet a lot you know i'm trying to get crazy you get on twitter no i don't go crazy i stay crazy [Laughter] i admit it i mean what the [ __ ] they're like you know what you've said you're crazy for years and you know what you're crazy well yeah i said it for [ __ ] years well it's also one of those things are crazy yeah all comics are [ __ ] nuts so at least i don't wash my keys like some i know some guys they got to wash their keys five six seven times where they can go on stage what's his name oh i'm so bad on names chris farley i always ask comics you know i asked him what's what's your secret number what's yours joe i don't have a secret number you don't have a number no you don't have to do something a number of times you don't have a number what's your birth date 8 11 67 8 what's that august august 8 11 67 you were born in 1967 yes jesus f christ um i was in the my i was in the utah state hospital when you were born what were you doing giving birth no i was in a mental institution that was my first hospitalization it lasted for nine months and it was the utah state hospital in provo where the osmonds are from so there's always a big marie osmond fan the the mental health aspect of this conversation is is an important one because here's my take on this it's extremely important it is important and yesterday was mental health awareness day yes i know and i was quite aware of being mentally healthy yesterday as i was smoking [Laughter] if someone in cheese all i eat is cheese if someone has an injured leg you don't expect them to run marathons if someone has uh you know something wrong with their liver you don't expect them to process food correctly you don't blame it on them but if someone has a mental health issue and they do something erratic yeah or they say something that's inappropriate and then they apologize for it or if they're a comedian or if they're comedian and you you've had legitimate real diagnosed treated mental health issues trauma related issues there you go how do you like that it's a little i can do that can you yeah but for whatever reason people want to pretend that this is a deliberate act by a calculating person who is just being an [ __ ] and that's not the case you're not an [ __ ] not at this time i have been an [ __ ] well you weren't twitter but you weren't that's not what you were doing no i was talking about iran and the women's revolution there and how how and it's always been because you know what i had my dna done because i wanted to know and i am of north african ancestry how much um it's like a very small percentage but it was something like 25 000 years ago they left north africa which is kind of syria and um they went to lithuania and um russia and uh some europe did you like 23andme or something yeah yeah and it just answered so many questions for you know why i feel this yearning towards that part of the world but i do you know and especially the geopolitics there are some have always intrigued me and i have always attempted to use my voice to um you know support all the people there well it's fascinating so it was you know this one tweet was like about it was about i mean it's actually a genius tweet if you really [ __ ] knew what did you say what exactly did you say to let's find the tweet jamie i'll tell you if it's the artificially rendered there's an artificially rendered one yeah there's a lot of them where people distorted what you actually yeah first it was racist roseanne and then about a couple weeks later it was disgraced comic roseanne and her racist tweet and then after that it was disgraced comic and her offensive racist tweet because there's all these hoops you got to jump through you know they're never done punishing you well like we're saying before all my friends said don't apologize to social justice warriors because that's the kiss of death that's [ __ ] chum in the water blood in the water you know it's definitely a little bit of that but what i was saying before the podcast to you use i i don't i don't really what i really think happens is they find a target yeah and they don't care if it's a viable target but once the target gets green lit they go after you until some new target comes along until you're distracted and it's recreational outrage they find you they attack you and they go after you and even if they don't know what the [ __ ] you said right and obviously they don't that's what kind of cracks me up it's like look at this look what they're saying it meant and you know i'm not going to bow down before them and say you were right and they want me to but they weren't right i'm right i wrote it [ __ ] so i know what i meant so you don't [ __ ] get to tell me what i meant but they don't care this is the thing is they don't want to look at it rationally and say oh here's a woman that has a history of mental health problems she was on ambien and drinking and she says something that is slightly irrational but given your explanation of it what you do you always you and doug both always think all my tweets make no sense you've been saying that for [ __ ] years since i went on twitter you're like her tweets are just [ __ ] straight up crazy well you have some crazy tweets for sure i don't think they're crazy you just don't get them well maybe if i was uh in the same mindset as you i would get them yeah but obviously no one is but when i say crazy i think i know i don't think like other people i know that i've always known that my whole life i'd always test other people see what they were thinking like as even as a kid i'd be like you know but i try to fit in they go let's play barbies you know and i'm like [ __ ] i don't want to you know i'm like okay well but let's have barbie be a resistance fighter that paratroops into um you know into the hidden lines of the german thing and save all the jews and they'd go you have to be her cousin skipper and then they'd hand me the skipper doll i always had to personify skipper and they got to be barbie i didn't even know barbie had a cousin yeah skipper she has little tiny tits and i have resented that because i always had very large pendulous breasts since i was four or five [Laughter] i did i don't i don't think or look like other people i think i'm an alien really what planet you think you'd be from um well somebody told me i was from pleiades do you know anything about that yeah that's the people that call the art bell show they would always say that yeah yeah yeah ladies yeah they say round faces are from you see you got a round face that's what i told you i don't even go by what people look like except for i do look at the shape of their head i have to admit that's how i classify people i classify people my own way because i don't think like everybody else thinks i take a person's shape of their head and that's the group they represent to me and i have noticed that the dutch have the largest heads the big people the dutch have pure score not all of them of course but some of them you know the average height for a dutch person like six feet tall i know for the women huge folks yeah vikings yeah vikings yeah i love all the different peoples of the earth because they all have a variety of foods that i enjoy so i like to you know i don't just mix with one kind of person in my real life i mix with all kinds of people and you know because i'll go anywhere for a free meal but i don't know but i love i love cultures and i love all people that's all i want to say you know i would nev i'm not that person so you're not you're not a racist by any stretch of the imagination but you are a person that my son said i'm a misanthrope i'm a misanthrope you are a misanthrope but i am a respecters of no man or woman but most comedians yeah we're all like that right misanthropic intentions or you have to hate on behaviors people the same but you definitely have to mock and make it's part of the job description yeah you know you mock and make fun of and you you look for things that are irritating about everything no [ __ ] right that's part of that not only that that was part of your character on your show yeah that was part of the reason why abc wanted you back it's part of the reason why the show became such a giant hit in its return i mean it was a [ __ ] huge hit coming right out of the gate yep 28 million people that's a lot of [ __ ] people i know it's number one every episode yeah that's a lot of people and a lot of that was because people love this aspect of you but as soon as you get labeled a racist everybody throws their hands up and goes whoa i didn't know she was racist she's racist and they don't care about nuance they don't care about the details they don't care about ambien they don't care about alcohol when i called you on the phone it was the first thing that i one thing i've learned joe if you're gonna take an ambien don't do not drink a beer always only drink a wine yes with ambien i have a good friend of mine who is one of the nicest most respectful guys you ever want to meet he woke up in germany on a plane covered in his own vomit with the police standing over him asking him if he knew what happened he wound up getting arrested they brought him to the the jail in germany and they he's a ceo of a large company and they went over things with him and they said what happened what do you remember he goes well i remember taking an ambien and then then i went to sleep and then i had i guess i had a beer at some point in time and they go okay stop this is what happened and so they describe how he was hitting on the stewardesses and trying to start fights with men in the cabin oh he's being as real for himself wasn't his being his real self he was on ambien yeah i know he distorts things he's the nicest guy if you knew this guy you would never in a million years believe that he was capable of anything remotely like this and the german people actually let him stay in the country they let him continue his vacation they're like okay they forgave him he promised not to do that again he goes i'm never [ __ ] taking that [ __ ] again in my life yeah and one of the things that i said to you when i called you up i said what were you doing well and you told me you were on ambien and i said okay we'll stop right there because i know quite a bit about that because i've had personal experiences with friends that have had real issues with ambien i had a bit i did in my act about a friend of mine who literally made a meal while he was on ambien yeah cooked at the he was on that and then he'd go driving off in the golf cart to meet some chick you know and that i don't understand what people say they have sex on ambien people say that's a big thing that people take ambien to have sex i don't even know how they can stay i guess they don't stay awake but another part of them wakes up and their sex part comes out that's all i can figure i've never taken it i'm terrified of this don't ever take it yeah i i get no i have no problem going to sleep i've never had a problem i do but you know what i found is thc they sell it down at uh the dispensary and there's one for sleep at night yeah and um i've been doing that and i i've been sleeping through the night when i was taking the uh sleeping thing the sleeping drug ambien well i don't want to say it because we don't want to get sick it's like candy man you don't want to say it three times you'll get sued not me by saying ambien i bet i think they give a [ __ ] did you see their tweet though they said yeah i did see that tweet did you see that yeah well you know i had hamilton morris on the podcast who was a drug expert yeah and he he writes for vice and does uh pieces for advice and he went i just did a piece for vice after your incident he came on and went in great detail about how that that is something that happens to people that they have no idea what the [ __ ] they're saying it's called a hypnotic that is the classification of drugs that it falls under and people do all sorts of involuntary things when they're on it no it doesn't just make you say racist things but you didn't say anything intentionally racist no the way people about the work of valerie jarrett's hands and i also was referencing my very favorite movie so if we could talk about how [ __ ] awesome that movie also it's the definitive people uh get your come on people now smile on your brother it's like come on it's like the hundredth monkey is that the thing is that the name of it yeah that's what it is the hundredth monkey on the typewriter what is the they write about 10 000 monkeys what is it how does that work that if you have a certain amount of money no it's the 100th monkey that changes everything right if if if a species does something 99 times in a row the hundredth time it's gone into their dna oh yeah yeah and then they evolve to a next level 100th monkey effect 100th monkey effect is a hypothetical phenomenon which new behavior ideas claim to spread rapidly by unexplained means from one group to all related groups once a critical number of members of one group exhibit a new behavior or acknowledge the new idea yeah critical mass yeah well the the thing is a lot of people put pictures of that woman right into the picture i understand that the picture was put up after my tweet i understand and i didn't have nothing to do with that picture i didn't say she looked like anything seriously i'm not that [ __ ] shallow okay i never talk about nobody's looks unless they're like thin and blonde and i'm jealous but you know and youthful now but or whatever but wasn't there another tweet that you made a long time ago about who was that other woman susan rice yes yeah where you said she has giant swinging eight balls yeah that she's a man wow let me explain that now because this is regionalistic regionalism i'm from utah and all the girls in utah when we got married and our we heard our moms do it too it's always where's your ape they go what's your ape doing this sunday and he's like oh he's watching football oh good let's go out to lunch you know it's all all of the men were all apes that's how it is in a breeder culture like salt lake city breeder culture yeah it is that is culture so it's like where's your ape and there's like man your ape has big [ __ ] swing and eight balls i give them that you know it's a regionalistic thing and uh you know so i used it and apologized but you

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Published: Thu Oct 11 2018