Joe Rogan Can't Stop Laughing at Fake Martial Artists!

so the goat really did fall over and die well no oh well guys severely um so we tracked down the goats terror this is - he now runs a dance studio in Ohio this savelii dance and martial art studio yeah so we tracked him down I said I said him on the phone so do you still ever like kill goats just by staring at them and he won't Willis have matter of fact just last week I I killed my hamster just by staring like three days old he said he said he said he caught it on video and I said welcome to come and watch the video so we won't he said okay so we flew to Ohio to meet guy savelii so like he's like said hamsters like running around in it's whale and that guy's off camera like staring at the hamster and then finally the hamster gets off the whale and it's like all the sawdust and then the hamster light drops light stops moving drops down and stops moving amid the sawdust so I'm like whoa and then the hamster gets up again and the video ends so I was like that's not dead like guys the guy said yeah yeah my wife my wife told me like not to my wife said don't show them the part with the hamster dies what yeah in case I was like a bleeding heart liberal and I yeah his wife told him to not show you the video that you flew all the way the [ __ ] to Ohio to see well I think it's possible that that hamster just doesn't die no way bro but guy showed me like a hope Elliott full screen please you need to fight it guys failure man hey what happens when you've got a guest is on for three hours and they want to use the bath just do a bathroom good yeah yeah yeah we'll turn the volume here okay oh he's doing some fake martial arts - oh you don't understand this is my favorite stuff Jon Ronson look at this this is my favorite stuff it's all like pokes oh it's called the triangle of death I don't know I'll go back to that I would need to I need to watch that again this is hilarious Safa cos a clear airway circulation of blood through their body pause every second what's one thing about [ __ ] artists is they always like use these real technical terms like especially martial arts [ __ ] artists they always talk about like like medical terms that they're like disrupting the the nerve the vagus nerve that goes to the brain and this is your c6 c7 your cervical disc and I'm gonna attack the cervical disc through the carotid artery they're all like is almost like they learn all these technical terms it's sort of make their horseshit look more palatable please don't show anybody sir with your flabby grandma arms he's gonna watch he's going to show you oh boy it's just the end part is my favorite where he does like the [ __ ] garage stands behind the butt of the guys back limp and in the back Oh guys wonderful I don't know why man I don't know why but this stuff gives me so much pleasure I and I enjoy fake martial arts videos more than almost anything more almost as much as hold this beer the Twitter every two days I find a good new one I don't know why this development of the mine so you know you have a [ __ ] better than me right oh yeah you're better this is well do anything in my whole life this is the first real exercise towards that goal he's the goat Stefan Amanda state college is gonna punch up watermelon oh you're crazy bro oh oh no way that's impenetrable that's basically a brick wall he's gonna use his fingers one two oh I broke his hand son you broke your hand kid he's the first guy who took me from the dim mak the death touch he went right through that watermelon bro I would let that guy do that to me I'd be like okay [ __ ] the watermelon dude we tighten them oh yeah this is yeah this is guy doing military stuff right this is mrs. D this is menace it's not really a military but he's wearing a military out hey I do know that guy like went to Fort Bragg and did the goat stuff like he showed me documentation I see this right here listen man I used to do this he picked his leg up what he's doing it this is hilarious this guys can do it his fingertips hey my true here's the thing when I was a kid like real young we used to do these demonstrations I was like 15 right when we would open up a new school we do these demonstrations and it was the only time we ever broke boards right we [ __ ] never put it's really easy to do looks harder than hot coals right it's way easier than walking on hot coals right because those things first of all the way they're cut is with the grid like the grain is it's going in a manner how it's the way we describe it it's like if you're holding something up the grain is actually going in the way that you want it to break so you're breaking it with the grain you literally can do with your fingers like I could you could take and those are thin pieces of wood too you can take this piece of this wood if this pad was a wood you just go like this with two fingers just go snap it would break right brings like nothing how's 15 and we would do these karate kicks and punches and supplement they always broke I always broke so what is so easy to break so here's a question and what does it say about like special forces at Fort Bragg that they would bring guy in today well I mean it wasn't like I don't believe it was like enough like sanction from the very top but he certainly went to Fort Bragg and I'm stared at goats he stared at goats at Fort Bragg well it probably just grabbed whatever dummies they could find like it gets one dude who's want to stare to goat like there's a lot of people though here's one thing that is a fact there's a lot of people particularly in the 80s and the 90s before the Ultimate Fighting Championship came around there was a lot of fake martial arts out there a lot I know people that we're teaching fake martial arts that got into the military that got into the police I knew it the guy who was deep in the police force and he had fake martial arts like his martial arts were [ __ ] completely useless and it tallies with the US military credo of like thinking out of the box like if we don't try this stuff nobody else will try this place what's going on here they're blurry easy it is great that versus other special special ops okay so yeah there you go I know killing goats Khan well I've never heard that one Kelly's thing but you know then general Stubblebine general study bud who I'm sure would have been a fan of this show cuz he was a he was a big fan of Alex's and so I know he was like head of Army Intelligence he had 16,000 soldiers under his command and he like totally believed in all of this stuff he believed in that so yeah that guy was Dean general Stubblebine word when he was head of Army Intelligence in Arlington would try and walk through his wall because he told me one time he said like he said what is the a term mostly made up of space what is the wall mostly made up of atoms I mean to me the key word he would like stand up from behind his desk and like you know basically run you should have asked him what's an atom bomb made of you [ __ ] idiot he said let me show you the video he said he

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Length: 9min 42sec (582 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 07 2018

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It just linked to one video, not a playlist, I’d love a link to a playlist!