Harry Styles Monologue - SNL

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- HARRY STYLES. ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. IT IS SO GREAT TO BE HERE HOSTING "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE" FOR THE FIRST TIME. I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE AS MORE THAN JUST A MUSICAL GUEST. IT FEELS AMAZING. IT FEELS LIKE YOU FIND OUT SOMEONE LIKES YOU AS MORE THAN JUST A FRIEND. SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE AND I HAVE TAKEN THINGS TO THE NEXT LEVEL. AND JUST LIKE ALL MY SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS, WE'RE ALL GOING TO SPEND ONE INCREDIBLE NIGHT TOGETHER AND THEN WE'LL NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN. THIS IS NEW TERRITORY FOR ME. I'M SO EXCITED TO DO COMEDY TONIGHT. BUT I JUST WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR, MY PRIORITY IS THE MUSIC. IT GOES MUSIC, THEN COMEDY. WELL, LET'S BE HONEST. IT GOES MUSIC, THEN FANTASTIC HAIR, THEN COMEDY, THEN FAMILY, THEN FRIENDS. BUT ULTIMATELY, I'M A VERY SERIOUS MUSICIAN. AND NOTHING SAYS SERIOUS MUSICIAN LIKE TALKING WHILE PLAYING THE PIANO. OH, YEAH. LIKE THIS ONE RIGHT HERE. ♪♪♪ OH, THAT FEELS GOOD. ♪♪♪ YOU KNOW, IN BRITAIN WE PLAY PIANO ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD. NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD BUT I'M NOT IN A BOY BAND ANYMORE. I'M IN A MAN BAND NOW. I USED TO BE IN A BAND CALLED ONE DIRECTION. HOW CRAZY WOULD IT BE IF THEY WERE HERE TONIGHT? WELL, THEY'RE NOT HERE. HOW CRAZY WOULD IT BE IF THEY WERE, THOUGH? I KNOW. BUT I LOVE THOSE GUYS. THEY'RE MY BROTHERS. KYLE, LOUIS, LIAM, AND -- OH, RINGO. THANK YOU. SO GRATEFUL SIMON COWELL GREW UP IN THOSE TEST TUBES. YOU KNOW, FOR ME, IT'S NOT ABOUT THE FAME OR THE MONEY. IT IS ABOUT THE MUSIC. IT'S ABOUT THE ART, ABOUT THE ART AND THE MUSIC AND THE MUSIC AND THE ART. I BELIEVE MUSIC IS THE UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. ESPECIALLY SONGS PERFORMED IN ENGLISH 'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY LANGUAGE I UNDERSTAND. NOW, MAYBE SOME OF YOU AREN'T CONVINCED I'M A SERIOUS MUSICIAN. YOU MAY BE ASKING YOURSELF, "IS HE REALLY PLAYING THAT PIANO RIGHT NOW?" TAKE A LOOK AT THE FEED CAM. ♪♪♪ READ THEM AND WEEP. I LOVE BEING HERE AT "SNL." SO MUCH HISTORY. ♪♪♪ I HAVE LEARNED SO MUCH THIS WEEK. HERE'S A FEW SECRETS ABOUT THE SHOW. DID YOU KNOW THEY PUT MAKE-UP ON THE BOYS, TOO? THAT IS FUNNY. IN FACT, THE MAKE-UP TEAM IS SO TALENTED, I'M ACTUALLY KATE McKINNON. AND HERE'S A SECRET ABOUT THE ROCKEFELLER CHRISTMAS TREE. JEWISH. ALSO, EVERYBODY THINKS THE CAST DOES A LOT OF COCAINE. THEY DON'T. THAT'S WHY THE SHOW'S NOT GOOD ANYMORE. EXCEPT TONIGHT. I THINK I'M READY TO TAKE YOU HOME. CAN WE GET THAT B-CAMERA ONE MORE TIME? ♪♪♪ MM, YEAH, MUSIC. WE'VE GOT A GREAT SHOW. SO, STICK AROUND. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. ♪♪♪

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Views: 3,352,467

Rating: 4.9746609 out of 5

Keywords: snl, saturday night live, snl season 45, snl 45, harry styles, monologue, harry styles monologue, harry styles snl, harry styles saturday night live, one direction, s45, s45e6, episode 6, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation, actor, musician, Harry Styles, fine line, Love on Tour, lights up, sign of the times, sweet creature, girl crush, kiwi

Id: es7jXKXzW-Q

Length: 4min 45sec (285 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 16 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/deez_treez]

This was one of the best monologues I’ve seen in quite some time.

[u/dont_worry_im_here]

I can't help but see a skinny, attractive, hairful¹ , younger Rob Corddry when I look at him, especially in this thumbnail.

¹ I know it's not a word but if 'hairless' is a word then so shall 'hairful', damn it!

[u/john_muleaney]

Lol that cocaine joke cut deep

[u/aklime123]

He is so damn funny! But i have to honestly admit, we already know two songs from the new album, I preferred rock playing from the previous one. But I look forward to the new tour with longing.