Can this even be called a game??? - Animal Soccer World

hey i'm grump i'm not sue gruff and we're the game grumps hello everybody good day um you may have heard of this game um on the internets uh it's it's been a bit of a meme going around maybe you haven't heard of it and you've only seen the the gifs and or the clips but this is animal soccer world i don't know how this game got made i don't really understand what the story is behind it i will say this looks great this like little sequence of him moving as well it's a really cool look anyway i'm going to choose english where do they oh my god where did they deflate the flag that you choose i'll choose great britain looks like we've written songs forever what is this um so there's there's some there's games that you can play in this okay so this is the painting game so you can choose uh all kinds of uh sassy cats coloring whoa oh yeah so you can make the cat can you like go faster uh no that's as fast as you can go oh you can just swap the colors that's nice heck yeah so you can you can go all sorts of colorful cat options okay a pink cat like that oops it's fleshy pink and green oh wow beautiful green eyes like a delicious watermelon what what pink and green watermelon's red as [ __ ] dude uh i don't know i think of it as pink maybe it's because that's what the gum is that's a watermelon all right take it easy hey man so that's that game right okay there's a puzzle game which is really nice um and why are you showing me this listen dude it's important all right you have to understand this is this is okay there's all these great animals i'm i'm introducing you to these characters okay these are these are our main characters here i see um oh [ __ ] yeah have fun with all this what the hell do i have to rotate them or oh okay so this is so hard so yeah it's a little puzzle game that's fun wow i [ __ ] nailed that damn noise so that's fun it's a little puzzle game all right there's all kinds of little games you can play we got this this jack jack in the box uh-huh i guess it's just settings okay great loving it oh it's one of these sliding block puzzles things so there's there's some more characters you got this little symbol of simba kid yup got this cat in boots the chicken the stork of course which one do you want to do dan uh the stork with the saxophone please oh this one that's a chicken it is a chicken well it's a rooster upon further reflection you can make it more difficult or easy depending on how good you are at these games i'm pretty good at these games so i can just go ahead and and solve this real quick five [ __ ] up hold on there we go that's more like it yep just an easy old game for i [ __ ] hate this okay there's one more game and it's some kind of solitaire matching game oh it's a matching cards game okay so that's real nice so that i didn't get the mushroom there as a sun there's cheese oh there's a mushroom yep boom done all right pumpkin haven't gotten that one yet right here uh we got cheese was here and we got sun was right there marvelous [ __ ] snail probably right here rockets right there that's a red rocket just so you know uh teapot [ __ ] oh [ __ ] snail boom boom well done play again no okay so now that you've seen what this game's all about you've been introduced to these wonderful characters i loved them i feel like they're family the stork the lion the other characters miscellaneous let's see where they're from dan okay all right [Music] what the hell what are you doing today i don't know yet we can visit some friends sounds good i like visiting friends very much what the [ __ ] oh god [Music] who are we going to visit and we we are going to visit harry then we know right away if there's something going on and then we can going on okay let's visit harry let's visit harry dan wow i love english as a second language lion king did you see it of course you didn't see it what in the world okay listen carefully there is an undescribable chaos more and more animals are coming this way oh no the sirens oh god donkey's like hell yeah but harry what are you talking about uh yeah well but where is the app and i don't hear any sirens also you are right oh my god i'm just practicing in case something really happened but what is supposed to happen something that even scares the dog excuse me nothing surprised by it before even i can't report anything where do you get that sponge it's hard for weeks i've been running from one end to another it's everywhere the same what's the same everywhere it's everywhere the same the same of nothing happened yeah it's a shame old song yeah old songs parties where i can sing my old songs [Music] where'd the sponge go it's driving me crazy [Music] it's probably a false alarm but hey it's better than nothing why are some people hundreds of feet from the microphone and others are like inside the microphone oh no they're fighting why can't you be nice to each other that is no fun that's right is it bad no just use your scratch and buy wounds why were you fighting that's why yeah so i found the ball and then he didn't let me play with it is this still the game just shoot it everywhere [Music] what is this called animal kingdom soccer animal soccer world that's it that's a great idea great idea hey guys a soccer game a real soccer game a soccer game uh what do you mean with a team you mean with a real uh goal and spectators and stuff good idea you don't have a team yet and you also need a name i already got a name the wild dog sir [Music] the game will take place it's the deal here's the deal god wow his front right leg doesn't move at all see you guys you also need nurses and such a game yeah as far as i know people always get hurt that's great i would get my what do you mean that's great that's not great this is the music that plays when like a person's hanging by one hand off of a clip oh i have to announce the game write presentations straight flyers and then all in two weeks it's a shame we will never play on the same team jekyll will never let me play for the jungle yeah and i can never play with the wild dogs why does he have the voice of a 35 year old oh well it's okay we can still be friends for sure grumble hold on i have to make sure my sons have been fed oh my god it's you after the game till then grandma my grandchildren [Music] oh great scene transition what the [ __ ] god you know what this reminds me of what remember bernstein bears yeah on your own or whatever it was yeah and we just kept watching it thinking like surely a game is going to start any minute now no it never did jungle kings harry is this true yeah that's true isn't that a lot of work to organize that yeah you can save that again first of all [ __ ] yeah it is well i got that pervert watching me this whole time sure thing we're gonna play soccer tonight fun i can help you to spread the fliers oh man [ __ ] i didn't know that's what you sounded like this is like early godzilla levels of dubbing you want to become a sports caster and a partial one too you shut the [ __ ] up you shut up if you fall just know it's so good why don't you become reporters yourself okay boys we will become the reporters of the jungle kings what he can do we can do two much better we will see you and your partner and really throw these flyers everywhere don't be afraid oh a circle of 100 kilometers no one will be able to tell that he didn't know let's hope so let him go i've never known what less to say in any moment than this one right now i knew you'd like it dan it's shocking [Music] [Music] hippo doesn't give a [ __ ] the shopping takes place in two weeks what arm was he holding that up with [Music] i'm glad they showed that shot me too i don't think the horse is going to come i suck a mitch in two weeks there is a sucker championships hey sister come over here i have an idea we're coming again against the jungle kings today two weeks what are we waiting for [Music] are we chuck e cheese all of a sudden it's flapping its wings backwards i noticed i'm over here i want to discuss something with you gecko and i have decided to organize a soccer match that's awesome definitely my favorite we name ourselves the wild dogs whoa since can explode what are the others called the jungle kings they love the kings of the jungle that's stupid if you beat them the kings of the jungle they have no chance against us who's in how does he use the slingshot he has no hands radical attackers uh defender i want to be a difference i'm looking at a cold well no one will mean this i can also be your forward and i can run fast well okay you're looking now i'm talking now can you see my levels moving the legs i can play on the left side on the right nobody is talking when they speed where you don't have to run that much well i can't think about anything yet but i'll find something and i what can i be nothing grumble you are way too small it's not a playground but it was mine what do you mean it's not a playground you're just playing soccer jungle kings when we have to look after this is not a game this is soccer would allow joker to play and he's just as small as me joey's father he's ahead of the lions he doesn't suck [ __ ] you eyelashes so now we took care of that and now we can go practicing first of all how the [ __ ] do we play soccer with dogs this is a great question is this like the same like 15 second loop of music oh yeah over and over i'm so glad they showed this footage i wouldn't have known that they were traveling wait a minute we still need a goalkeeper [Music] butcher where's butcher it's good to read this make yourself usual go get butcher i always have to do everything just because they're bigger than me come on girl but they were saying to do nothing one goal that one [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] sorry i was looking at the white one is that the bird talking the mouth he speaks as it did you do hey butcher i it looks like he's being grabbed on the face by invisible hands i want you to be the goalie rather the hands are visible yeah like he's doing like the home alone screams yes and they need a goalkeeper but i don't want to be the goalie they will shoot the ball against me and that hurts do that for me are you [ __ ] guy no i'm not allowed to play they say i am too small who's speaking right now they're not too small that's [ __ ] up don't have to be afraid that you shoot the ball you don't have to take that [ __ ] your self-worth is more important than that you're an icon you're a legend and you are the moment hydrated right stay in his lane thriving [Music] so everybody knows what's going on we don't have to explain anything right i don't want you listen up and everybody has to do what i say is this one guy doing all the voices oh yeah yes sir we will listen to you you jekyo you will become our central forward because the wild dogs fear you the most they better be [Music] no you're going to die you need water next there's no ocean you are not hydrated yo is still too small yo we can do it i will practice with him insert laugh.exe [Music] i'll stop all the balls [Music] i cannot believe what i'm seeing right i will stop all the balls every single one of them hey samsung have you already heard about what the [ __ ] oh god you're sexy damn where'd you get those boots girl there will be a lot of spectators and so that means that you have to make a lot of candy for them does it make me a furry if i'm a bear the sweetest and best candy pretty sure it just makes you a bear [Music] the end [Music] there's no banjo yeah that doesn't sound badly only the guitar solo i have never done acid in my life and it feels like now i have stop stop we need a soccer song you have to rehearsal right away what do you think you have to rehearsal right away yeah oh i'm sorry oh i'm sorry i thought you didn't know anything about the game yet tomorrow you concert the pelican is dropping all those flyers all around the forest and now leave us alone we must work and one two three four [Music] you know honestly if this is all by one guy it's not that unimpressive you know it's still ridiculous but oh that white one is the best we're the real goalkeeper what what takes put you so long what takes butchers so long finally at last what took you so long butcher getting gold i only play when chroma also can play grammar doesn't play he's way too small well then you have to find yourself another goalkeeper damn you can kiss these cheeks as they walk away okay okay you win grandma can practice as a substitute yeah what do you say grumble i agree do you want to practice as a substitute they're not going to let you play practicing finally awesome my dream wow i've always wanted to practice as a substitute that they'll never use [Music] gorsuch yeah why does he have clothes oh what a shot oh i told you it hurt so bad you really look hurt hey you're disturbing us oh sorry i will be on my way soon i only have one question you want to be a lionee or the referee i want to be a referee then i don't have to run are you making fun of me by doing my voice no this is my voice yeah are you making fun of me no yes you are you can't pick a linesman no it's my turn oh where the [ __ ] do you think you're going i didn't know you could shoot that hard is there any play soccer with everybody i'm sorry i didn't know you could shoot that hard i thought so he mustn't play look at hippo he's learning you have to explain it to him gently and now give me what the [ __ ] do it right now and that's what they call explain gently the wild dogs are already practicing shooting on goal and you are [ __ ] us up the most important thing in soccer therefore we should practice that too who starts [Music] he just gets like way too into it we are on the same team he must only stop the shots of the other team nonsense i am a goalkeeper and i will have to stop every ball well i think jaco's right how can we score goals when he stops all the shots right right i didn't even know i could talk no sorry to interrupt you but the well dogs chose a referee so you must choose your linesman all right you don't have nothing to do would you be your linesman oh well and other voices if nobody wants to do it i'll be the linesman that's the spirit that's been taken care of hello crumble i heard your goalkeeper it's a little bit of red we need jerseys can you make juices for us jerseys i don't have [ __ ] hands you can take as many jerseys as you want my sisters and i also need jerseys you why do you need jerseys this is a good game oh yeah that's great all right very interactive what do you need you know i make everything well it's like this well there's a walkthrough for this oh he's whispering too could you speak up and come closer finally the big day of the game is here we're all here i'm here i'm here too yes i am also here bambi [Music] what the hell this is upright pig and it's downright pigs jungle jungle hey i actually got puma this is [Music] oh no friends friends what's the matter yeah bad news a group of hooligans is on their way oh no that was just what we're missing oh my god oh my god oh my god she's got the titty things like with the spikes what's going on who do we have here you you guys are going into area s you guys realize you're [ __ ] geese and i'm a lion right i'll [ __ ] you up i'll kill you all you old dictator what the [ __ ] stop [Music] yeah dear ladies and gentlemen we welcome you to the soccer game of the year wait who's talking i don't know against the jungle kings [Music] here's a traditional estonian folk song we'd like to say [Music] big round of applause for the unbelievable form ladies and gentlemen what [Music] [Applause] [Music] did this guy do this in like covet isolation and after this wonderful act of our cheerleaders we can finally start with the colorful journey look at him tap with number one richard the goalkeeper of the jungle game and with this extraordinary hat it's charlie the best looking attacker of all time oh damn keep it in your pants crow we are with the number five everywhere feared albert he's just a [ __ ] crocodile he just doesn't do anything would you put on pants please [Applause] [Music] ladies and gentlemen has the ball and yes yes and i think he might die that's not how you do soccer put on pants careful butcher don't run stay there [Music] oh so close the reverie towards the corner kick the ball goes towards the second post and oh such a surprise as well man he worked so hard on this [Music] and there we go oh god oh jesus stop sasha with a fearless tackle he gets the ball and puts it back in front he remembers he's a puma i need terraces thrown out why did the referee blow his whistle that's supposed to be a red card keep your mouth shut harry you shut the [ __ ] up you shall hurry he's about to seal the deal yes bad badass is gonna happen that was like the best animation this whole thing oh my yeah glue underneath their feet everything is going so slow this is not what the spec he's just holding his nose to do the voice yeah chance for the jungle kings if that's not gonna be a goal oh my god what the hell it feels like i'm watching the wholesome animal version of [ __ ] mr hatcher there's a surprising amount of like specific soccer knowledge necessary to understand this oh what a bad decision the baddest decision in soccer all time isn't that hard to find good refs these days who's announcing is it the [ __ ] vulture or is it the other guy i think it's it's the guy in this in the suit is announcing the other guy has like an ice cream or something or he's providing color commentary seems to be a problem i don't know what's really going on though kind of looks like inspector gadget yeah i will try to get a little bit closer one moment please my penis is out i'm not crazy don't you dare run away you stay in that goal and stop the ball i'm not doing it only if grandma shoots can we know finally continue i guess they're arguing completely deleted lines those are my favorites oh he's refusing to block wait what happened with the hooligans i thought that was supposed to be a problem yeah well they got put in their place see that right yes it did was hiding beside the goal i don't think his teammates will be very happy with that we're not very happy with that the game continues finally the wilderness will show oh [ __ ] what's gonna happen i don't know i am into this though oh no no no albert intercept oh no no can't you play soccer you dumb good job can you play soccer you dumb bastard [Music] hey why are they cheering on the other team i don't know beat that why are they all talking like that now and they're within me like wc fields we've got an injury shocker roundup ladies and gentlemen give a big hand for crabber [Applause] and the referee gets a penalty kick oh what a big mistake that's what you get when you give her dog a flute wow justice this is the chance for the wild dogs to score the one one okay this guy is going to poison it by the goalie he wasn't saved by the goal he just shot it over and then a pelican ate it whistle noise half time i feel like i'm a thousand years old get your candy candy ladies and gentlemen everyone's like i want candy why are you leaving what is happening he's gone this can't be true now again longer one two three you hear like a door open it's like yanush are you almost done with your voices it's like come back later mom [Music] i am making my life [Music] [Music] he's not even playing the saxophone for a second i remember what it was like to live without this the halftime is coming to an end and that brings to a close the first half of the first quarter of play don't wanna have a quick call i wonder if the elephant's gonna block it that's quite a crowd sound for the five animals in the box oh no he passed it down to you oh no what do you mean oh no yeah you mean simba jovi two rows ladies and gentlemen hey this is never seen before hey what's going on we're not in a circus or something and let's shut from it's gonna be a goal but it's changed it's shamed oh good job butcher lady gentlemen oh [Music] i can't believe this but i'm starting to see some recycled animation yeah i think so faster charlie charlie it's gonna be a goal it's gonna be a goal yes no yes yes no [Laughter] yeah go albert wait that's albert i thought that was joey that dalmatian is freaking useless that wasn't dangerous that wasn't dangerous at all you shut the [ __ ] up you don't know what you're talking about yeah it's like the slowest panther alive oh you [ __ ] up wow what's this ladies and gentlemen chaos anarchy referee this one go on referee yeah wait what can't go on ladies and gentlemen the game is over this end score is 1-1 for the wild dog has this song been going the entire time yes even when there's another song playing over it you hear them really yeah quiet quiet quiet oh my god there's a lion up here in this soccer match between the jungle kings and the wild dogs i the lion king decided oh it'll be a rematch strongest may win oh he's actually playing this axe this time rematch it's setting up for the sequel oh everybody had a great time in the end it was a great day joey yeah it was beautiful now we can't be friends again yes [Music] oh i didn't pick up on that at all until just now they were like best friends and then they were like torn apart from soccer yeah oh bravo now we can finally be best friends again it's a happy ending [Music] so what'd you think dan that was amazing yeah i am like stunned dude like it's [ __ ] great i'm so glad you showed me that yeah man me too i'm not okay i won't be okay for days but i greatly enjoyed it yeah [Music] well thanks for joining us everybody if that was the first time you've seen animal soccer world congratulations you're a better person now all in all i like the slide puzzle the most yeah me too but personally i was partial to the puzzle that was incredibly difficult who's the person who made this i don't know animal soccer world yeah i just got to look it up real fast because i just want to know who to call him god knows i have more questions than answers hey whoa there we go okay it's like there's a bad dog someone i'm glad we can be friends again animal soccer world it's playing again oh wait pause it oh god oh geez i can't oh no no please aaron i can't aaron it won't stop here wait can can we turn down the volume at least uh yeah i can mute it okay animal soccer world or in german das un club foosball spiel de tierra lee okay the unbelievable soccer game of animals uh is a quote-unquote video game developed by the code monkeys and published by phoenix game for the sony playstation and playstation 2. yup here i'll look it up on crappy games wiki i'm sure that's a great resource um i'm sure nobody's mean there warning this game has nothing to do with any type of soccer game yeah it does uh the whole soccer game in the [ __ ] game why it sucks the game isn't even a game it's an animated movie with a few mini games the voice acting is horrendous no lip sync at all the animation is abysmal false advertising since the cover implies the film has the same animation as the box art lame storyline damn harsh the characters are recycled from previous games such as dalmatians and the lion and the king what made by wow made by the same company okay so i guess they did 101 dalmatians thing called the dalmatians and instead of the lion king they made a movie lion and the king what yeah one song that plays remains in german with a dutch voiceover this is bizarre since the entire movie was dubbed to english this is made by phoenix the disc is of poor quality and will overheat what is that true yup extremely long loading times no interactivity the game tries to rip off the soccer match scene from bed knobs and broomsticks but the results are terrible uh during the soccer match the animals that are quadruped are shown as being bipedal being able to walk on two legs when the animals play their music it layers over the music that's already playing yeah uh almost all the instruments in the movie are not the ones in the music the same music loop is played on a loop for the rest of the movie redeeming qualities oh the idea behind the story was interesting while repetitive the soundtrack is at least decent reception the game has become infamous for its poor quality and is considered by many one of the worst games of all time dxfan 619 in his video about phoenix games said that this is one of the worst games that he ever played and heavily criticized the voice acting which he considers the worst of all time that's so rude this guy did such a good job he entertained me i i i watched the whole damn thing i definitely was entertained for half an hour there's no question you get the you have to yes the uh the bird that mimics an ambulance sound what was the whole reason they were fighting and then they were just like let's play soccer and that was it i don't know that was the whole plot the worst game ever made animal soccer world for the ps2 so there's no like making up story or anything like that doesn't seem like it holy [ __ ] that's our next project god knows i'd love to know more about that that's what we got to do wow that cover really gives you a different idea of what this is all about oh for sure can we put the cover on the screen editor oh thank you wow that looks great to make things even worse a swarm of hoola geese is reported to be on the way holy geese yeah instead of hooligans they didn't even do anything no no they just said two lines and then they just went on with the soccer game yes the director and writer same person is named rothwisa right rosweitha haas okay we're getting somewhere yeah right away oh rothweisa haas what is haas the german german oh they died in 2015. no we'll never know i know i want to ask them so many questions dang it uh rest in peace rothereth rothweisa haas although they were the director and the writer so oh not the voice actor maybe not the cast yeah the cast which imdb says is five people deep i have trouble believing oh wow um i apparently can't get to it because i don't have imdb plus what i don't know that's absurd animal soccer world cast oh wait no i got it okay armen drogot george fields wolfgang drexler was all the male voices wolfgang drexler yeah how do you know that that's what it says oh wolf king drexler male voices all right let's look him up amazing absolutely amazing i'm stunned yeah i have no uh [Music] no words well the thing about this stuff is like there's stuff there's stuff like this that shows up on like youtube and [ __ ] like all the time you know just like people making things that are bad right which is like it's not as fun as these people made this thing and then the only way to get it is to get a ps2 game yes that's that's how they chose to distribute it i'm assuming i don't know like maybe there was another release of this but it is very strange well aaron thank you so much i hope you enjoyed our playthrough of animal soccer world it was uh it was it was a thing that happened foosball meistershaft de tierra tierray yep bye everybody goodbye oh go grab yourself a copy of animals yeah and let it burn in your ps4 the supplies last like a [ __ ]

Channel: GameGrumps

Views: 480,817

Keywords: lets play, walkthrough, gameplay, egoraptor, danny, game grumps, gamegrumps, funny, arin, letsplay, gaming

Id: WIyRIpuAf_Y

Length: 41min 35sec (2495 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 20 2022

Reddit Comments

[u/NotTheCinemassacre]

I'm from The Netherlands, and these voice actors HAVE to be Dutch! It sounds like every Dutch person trying to talk English ever

[u/j_abbs]

"If we beat 'em, they'll have no chance against us"

Award-winning dialogue. Absolutely loving their deep dive into some of the worst PS2 games ever

EDIT: Oh my god the music looping and putting stingers where there is absolutely no tension happening is so fucking hilarious

[u/Rosindust89]

Stork looks like John Oliver.

[u/zekecheek]

that music loop is actual psychological torture

[u/MajoraOfTime]

That opening cutscene was legendary

Edit: is this just all that game is!? Amazing

[u/SourLemons92]

Is....is this by the same people responsible for the yee dinosaur? It looks shockingly similar.

[u/SpoonEndedHammer]

This game is absolute chaos. I’ve got 10 minutes left in the episode, and I already hope there is a sequel.

[u/neohylanmay]

Oh no and/or yes. It's this.

They have to do the other Phoenix Games/Dingo Pictures collabs.

[u/supremedalek925]

I hope they find out just how many more of these games there were. Snow White and the Seven Clever Boys is another one the Wiki they were reading didn’t mention.