Jerma's Sekiro Adventure (Highlights)

hey how you doing everybody i woke up this morning i was a little slow i'm a little fatigued but i don't give a [ __ ] because shaqiro came up i've been waiting for this game for a long time so i don't care how bad i'm gonna be coughing i'm gonna be mutant i'm playing this [ __ ] game now because come on what am i gonna well you know wait like a few days no no no but yeah we're gonna start zakiro i'm going in completely blind like we did dark souls 3. we'll see how we do i've heard it's a lot different i've heard that the game should not be played even remotely like a dark souls game it emphasizes blocking and parries not dodge rolling so i'm looking forward to this go back to bed no i'm staying right here it's christmas morning for somebody that likes the game company from software christmas only comes once every four years with this company when was dark souls 3 2015 2016 17 18 9 alright so christmas comes once every three years i've been playing it since release and it might be too hard that's what i keep hearing i keep hearing the game is too hard i'm i can't wait and there it is god i'm so excited for this i wish i felt better i wish i physically didn't feel so [ __ ] awful but it doesn't matter everything's gonna be fine i'm gonna get the video game placebo effect and i'm gonna start feeling way better in about 10 seconds this is sakiro shadows die twice not like you haven't seen this intro like 50 times i'm one of like 16 000 people streaming this game right now i was actually going to type we're talking in the pre-stream chat i was going to title this stream in all capitals please click mine don't scroll down click mine i play dark souls i actually played dark souls i got an xbox one controller plugged in and i don't like the bumpers on the xbox controller so what i did is i changed attack to right trigger and prosthetic tool to right bumper and guard to left trigger i wonder if that's going to be bad or not i'm actually considering making attack x i'm thinking about it yeah we'll try i'm going to play like this and see how it is if i need to change it i'll change it right i i'm i'm stalling i know that top right did you see that auto save top right thing it's been so long since i've seen that all right here we go it's been so long since i've played a software a piece of software developed by from software the game is meant to be played in japanese we'll just go back and forth every like five minutes i'll switch it all right cutscene it comes to opening cutscene japan was consumed by perpetual conflict takes place in japan what the what what's the matter stray nothing left to lose well would you look at that don't grab it by that fascinating will you join me starving don't you understand you've got to hand somebody a pair of scissors the other way on that day he trained relentlessly it's like kindergarten safety 101 i'm sweating right now i really am i'm this i'm disgusting i don't know if that's because i might have a fever i don't know i'm going to say it's because i'm really excited for securo shadow's done twice is that from so i haven't seen any gameplay i've been pretty good about keeping away from it i've seen like maybe i saw i think i saw like the original teaser trailer but not any hey there's 10 straight minutes of gameplay this could be a strategy game or a puzzle game i wouldn't even know every minute is at least as hard as pinwheel good luck okay that's good to know thanks for the tip is that the oh it's the dodge roll nice yeah everyone said the game was way harder but the funny thing is is this is like this is 400 dodge frames all right no don't miss anything okay i gotta i'm gonna pay close attention first that you can swim in this game i didn't just fall straight through into the out of the map don't even tell me that you can even feel like spider-man in this game no i mean yeah kind of oh i just want to go so slow if i'm sorry if you thought this is going to be like a fast playthrough of a guy like yeah let me just get to like the first boss now no no no i just i want to look at everything i want to experience the game very slowly what if i just died thank god there's no fall damage otherwise that would have been death number one all right we can go backwards or we can go all right i gotta like relax i haven't played the game yet let's go this way first no holy [ __ ] you do not have a sword at the moment you stealth to avoid enemies and head to the moon view tower you are about to be seen warning markers appear above enemies heads oh man this is a stealth game no i'm just gonna go i try to do the infinite iframe dodge in accordance with the bond of lord and retainer you will i hereby welcome you to sakira thanks for dying in the tutorial but i was exploring the controls that doesn't count uh all right so this is the hub world this is where i level up my souls you can cycle through various quick items to you and use each according to situation right if you've taken damage you can recover vitality with the healing gourd so you use quick item and then cycle wait so the used item is now up [ __ ] i might have to get used to that because drinking like the estus is always that that face button whether it's square or x to me use item i'm going to say x and then action and collect loot i'm going to do y because i will never ever get used to that my muscle memory my brain so then y is now my interaction button which that's fine that's getting the car in gta right that's interact i can do that and here we go i just i just opened up the gates to yharnam here we go first enemy is there a two-handed or is it is it only one handed how does this work let's see what happens do i have a dodge okay oh i got two people at the same time let's just let's go let's go oh yeah that's posture right okay oh i see that's a different bar it's a separate bar underneath their health whoa all right [Music] well uh okay so there's two belt there's a health bar and then a posture bar is stamina exist anymore wait a minute there's no stamina holy [ __ ] that changes everything oh my god yes all right let's go come here okay left trigger the moment an attack lands is deflect let's give it a try let me see what it looks like okay there it is and then you go immediately into it so it's not as much a parry as it is okay oh i get it so you gotta treat it as a that actually feels really good actually that feels [ __ ] great i'm not gonna lie one two oh you can instantly kill people you just insta-kill oh where's he this is leader leader what this is a boss already so that's his posture up there [Music] some powerful opponents require multiple death flows to be killed that hurt who's gonna break first you oh no oh no he's almost broken oh don't treat it like dark souls ugh [Music] do it again am i dead what i'm going down again okay i'm starting to figure out what i'm doing here you're to say that 20 times an hour for the next three days you know it's android i'm starting to figure it out you know oh we've got uh first boss done you know i'm starting to figure it out interesting the mechanics are pretty cool i'm just starting to figure out like kind of how that works the three boss is down cool uh mechanic but i i'm not sure i i completely understand it yet it's uh very fun though uh 45 minutes from completing the game what is this little weirdo that's just sitting here digging uh this is an enemy what do i do about this what [ __ ] okay it's the egg what the [ __ ] is that okay it's just a oh lizard god that wasn't even i don't know if that was hostile i don't even know if that enemy was a hostile no is we an escort quest escort quest territory that looks cool where's the note that says welcome get good right no boy 1v1 stands in our way is it gonna have a huge boss bar underneath the bottom i hope so uh not necessarily oh god wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i didn't heal yet i didn't heal i need to heal first all right let's do it so let's tap tap what the hell was that that little like doom [Music] what the [ __ ] does that mean i am so confused [Music] why am i getting like a batman indicator what the oh i think oh that's supposed to happen that's how you become sakura but welcome to the hub world this is probably what this is i'll be surprised it wasn't on sculptor's idol com commune commune communion with sculptors idol sculptors idols serve as a checkpoint can be found throughout their uh yeah it's like a bonfire completely replenish vitality and restore one's one use of resurrection a one use of additionally quick items and spirit emblems and storage will be added to your current inventory with some exceptions resting will also revive defeated enemies all right so we got a bonfire let us let's just go can i make that if i jump and grapple am i gonna die i need to test should i test it no you can't you can't spider-man uh i can go to the building here this is too much freedom i i could just go that way what about this guy this uh stealth death blow you can perform stealth death blows on opponents unaware of your presence so you can batman people so the plunging deploy is one of these performed when leaping at an unaware enemy from the high ground so you jump and then swing once you are locked on let's try it awesome i feel like for the stealth portion of this game some of the stuff is going to be fairly important and why would they give that to me right now okay i was going to say wait a minute you can i just do this [Laughter] you know what i was trying to do he jumped backwards what a pro ready watch this oh he has a gun wait wait wait who's here ash scripted yeah i know what that is um i can deflect bullets but more importantly [Music] that was actually kind of scary i just stopped playing because i'm a bad gamer and we're starting to rage can't wait to watch this happen to you all right dog this is a soul staple i'm going to deal with dog let's deal with dog like this oh [ __ ] it's dead oh [ __ ] dog the dog kills and i killed the dog in one hit bonfire found sculptor's idol phone all right rest another ceramic shard who's this it's a dog what oh right right right i've respawned the enemies oh [ __ ] right forgetting the most important mechanic in any of these games really how do you forget that of all the things to screw up oh my god what an idiot let me think name two things that happen in every souls game you die and enemies respawn oh [ __ ] consumerism what [ __ ] consumerism i don't even know where that came from why did i read that oh yeah i said that just [ __ ] consumerism wait i can get up there oops oops oops no no can't stay up there that's just i just mario jumped on his head no go up here all right we're fine [Music] [ __ ] consumerism there's a giant turkey there's a what why wait hold on a minute there's an enemy chickens giant chickens ah no why are they huge chickens and why did i just murder it for no reason that's so dumb i love it all right a guy right there that is a super bad guy so i need to be prepared what is what i mean by sweep so sweeping attack i'm assuming from left to right the roster straightforward grab is a grab okay let me just take a minute to figure this out like that that's what that means right let me see daisy all right i get it so that's a sweep what the hell does that mean though don't even let him do it don't even let him do it oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no no no no okay that symbol right there [ __ ] me up [Music] oh jesus oh that was a [ __ ] weird move oh [ __ ] i'm in trouble i'm dead what the hell was that he did this little like he like did a little tiny kick take my blood and live again wait just die or resurrect why do i have what hold on why do i have a like [ __ ] arcade continue screen should i come back resurrect i get to die two times that's the title of the game what all right so if when you kill people you get to charge your comeback to life bar shadows die twice so if sometimes if they've killed enough people okay let's go that's a different move oh my god i'm gonna die again jesus christ i'm almost out of posture i had it too i'm dead i'm dead safety roll safety roll oh [ __ ] man when he swings that one you gotta oh so you don't want to take that many hits oh [ __ ] i'm dead everything lost is gone for good there are no known means to escape this loss however through the grace of the gods or buddha it may not be impossible oh wow 44. no you lose it forever just don't die apparently i have no more pellets all right let's get back over there now that i've uh scripted scripted that all right let's go um [ __ ] [ __ ] you're not doing that break a break all right see you later of course it's a from software game of course if they give you the option to just die there's probably some reason why you shouldn't resurrect if you could just resurrect there wouldn't be a now the volume of battlefield style just die but please hate my humble request face me in battle faces um i wasn't ready for that wait a minute this is a doc this is like a from software game should i let this guy kill me i should i not have done that to this guy again spend the whole stream killing this one gadge so you can feel good counter counterattack reduces their vitality making their posture easier to break ah okay so i there's all right this is very important information i would have i would i probably would have been like raging at this later on this is a [ __ ] stupid why is this guy have like such high posture game's [ __ ] broken so it's good that i did this oh my god i was trying to jump somebody has a gun [ __ ] oh my god there's too many people actually too many people i'm gonna [ __ ] die i grow the whole entire [ __ ] city oh what i did no i was trying to i was gonna block it i couldn't even see him oh i don't know what this means i don't know how bad this is no i'm just dying this is going to be bad for me to resurrect this many times in the beginning of the game oh i don't know who saw me who has a gun shooting at it's that person reloading that was a really quick reload by the way i think that's an npc it is an npc but who is this it says chicken [Laughter] all right we're fine is there likka can i do that how do you do that oh the ceramics right right right that's how you do that's a big guy that guy has a has a bedpost watch out for the giant guy with the bed post i know i cannot whistle i don't know how i'm gonna throw a ceramic over here i have like a thousand of them might as well use them 10. you don't see the other zeros spider-man maybe a spider-man scenario i'm gonna try oh that could have been bad i would have lost half my hp hear the bell speak to you dlc area someone just said sorta uh i feel like i probably shouldn't be here right now but for the sake of just seeing what's here i'm going to go over here throw this at somebody i don't know how it works i'm like i'm just starting to barely understand the mechanics of the game sorry nice stuff i'll give you credit wait no it's not oh my god my whole body hurts look at this thing i don't know look at how big this turtle's neck is no that's not alive i thought that turtle was alive i was gonna say that is a [ __ ] up looking turtle perfect oh [ __ ] that's the burn meter he got me with the burn really i'm burning now [ __ ] yeah i thought i thought oh i'm so mad about that please for a second i thought you said like hug him oh okay sorry that you died whether it was a dream or it was reality i have no idea what the hell are you talking about you've been smoking one thing i can tell you the great you've been asleep over there for like 40 minutes that's how you go lucid man hey next time you're in that zone look in a mirror to get even more lucid flip a couple of light switches look at a clock you'll get deeper into lucidity actually by the way don't ever look at a mirror if you're in a dream it's terrifying you look like the scream monster the guy from screaming with the scream mask on it's horrible your brain doesn't understand how to decipher a mirror if you're in a dream try it if you want to be scared never seen a mirror in your dream i'm telling you if you want to scare the [ __ ] out of yourself if you ever find yourself loosened in a dream go look in a mirror you will probably immediately wake up because it's going to be a horror movie [Applause] oh my lord where's god come on [ __ ] me he's pg no not right now [ __ ] off game means game sucks no it means [ __ ] off for that moment i found the x it's another tool i died of this chicken i swear to god you killed my brothers don't make jokes here because this i actually could die oh no oh god damn please please not the chicken please the timing of their attack was perfect got a bloodborne window npc i would love if you heard like and then it made like the soul collection noise that like oh yeah oh my god come on do something some one of you do something before i go mad yeah it's got course intent hey let's head hell ranch to a puppet show for him [ __ ] you you kill me again i swear to [ __ ] god [Laughter] bird just jump what the [ __ ] what so i have to go get the dumb axe to break the shield one strike can easily turn a wooden shield into splinters that's such a dog [ __ ] bring it off do something what okay good look at that already done probably pressing the wrong button it was that simple all right yay i'm very happy now very happy happier than i've ever been [Music] this many people only two people were talking oh this is bad news now guy with the bow gotta go now that's so important it's so hard to time that in a game that's a thousand miles per hour in fighting watching the guy slowly swing his [ __ ] stick at you all right there's a good there's a wizard down here why is there a wizard over here i don't know what to do about this should i fight the wizard uh that's a thrust holy [ __ ] i'm gonna die [Music] wow he just stopped before [ __ ] times in a row [Music] holy [ __ ] this guy's insane did i just get a scripted wizard death somewhere a pained cough rings out continuously the man who coughs zealously sculpts statues of buddha to avoid being consumed by the building flames so wait they're like dying or one with the power of the dragon's heritage dies the more a sickness known as dragon rot spreads through the world if one known to the wolf is coughing and wheezing it's likely they are afflicted with dragon rot the more that i die the more they die it's interesting all right i feel like i probably shouldn't i need to go down and fight the wizard again i mean how am i gonna just not have that happen oh [ __ ] i have dragon rot okay back where i was before i'm gonna get embarrassed again here i have to get my revenge even if it means killing every single person in the town by dragon rod i'm gonna die like 30 times here i have to get my revenge on this guy oh my god what am i doing what what [Laughter] there's too many [ __ ] people here are you serious how was i ever going to do that i don't even know where i'm going right now i'm so lost where even was that consecutive wall jump what what if i doing this hello they shoot so much faster too now i'm [ __ ] here absolutely finding more than just one enemy in this game just like no way good luck i got predicted i got predicted holy [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] god come on why i it i didn't know it was gonna happen you don't even have like one second of immunity you don't have like a half second of immunity um who's drunk who's wrong joseph the drunkard i think i may have plugged out an encounter um [Music] well he certainly is drunk yeah he certainly had a fuse to drink do i have to fight everybody in here uh is he gonna do we all fight [Applause] i'm confused right now what is he doing is he stuck so this is not a scenario where uh josue the drunkard comes out and kills everybody and invites you did i miss a cutscene i may have missed cuts i find him in the hallway um this is bad this is very bad are you sure i don't get a like gun in this game because that's how i would see completing this just me and you um all right let's see what you got what moves you got we've got an acid spit this thing spits it two times that lingers for a while too so this guy antipoison that doesn't really hurt him [Music] wow that's a push okay he drinks i'm almost that was uh i could have gone a little better oh my god holy [ __ ] i don't even know how i even happened he like got stuck in the wall and then i had to fight like six people so i'm realizing right now this oh this area sucks what oh hi [Laughter] oh my god can i i just listen i think someone hear the [ __ ] this guy somebody explain that i want one of you guys to go to med school become a doctor and explain how i was not locked onto that guy what happened go be a scientist go do a game go do like 50 years of game development and then figure out what just happened right there my controller has low battery my controller doesn't have low battery it's plugged into the wall or whatever into the computer it doesn't have low battery who's fighting me oh my god [ __ ] this area i'm gonna come back and [ __ ] slit this guy's throat when i'm like 15 levels higher i'll [ __ ] this place this place sucks it's just like just you just throw up like [ __ ] 20 enemies in a fire zone and then a big fat guy comes out and drinks no i need i want to hear what that guy has to say i want to listen i want to hear the npc i swear to god if this is one of those scenarios where i have to go get like another weapon arc thing and i just [ __ ] i throw like a grenade at him or something and he instantly dies i'm gonna be upset i don't think i can jump over that where is he let's listen to this guy let's get away from these people hide wait just deflect where are they they're gonna come over here and yeah there they are he's gonna shoot me through the bush it's just one guy and he still has his sights on that's fine just talk to me so i can figure out what i need to do here there's definitely something to do i have to like pull a lever and a big log is going to come crashing down from a tree that's right when i i can't move when you're in a conversation with an npc they've made five of these games you can move when talking to people what fight together i found the secret i found the way i found the way i found the way to do it all right we fight together me and this guy i knew there was something weird going on but why didn't he uh i hope he doesn't get his ass kicked wait wait wait wait wait can he just beat it for me no no no no no he's gonna die i i wasn't prepared for this he's gonna get it like three times and died what is the lock on doing why is the lock on this is i i don't like this lock on very much i'm gonna be completely honest here it like keeps taking itself off of people what he's dead what the [ __ ] are you kidding me this is on by default no it's not oh [ __ ] off game here we go oh man oh my goodness um i have this like sinking feeling that i'm not supposed to be in this area i don't know how true that is i have a feeling i skipped too much and i'm way over my head pretty sure because there was like two areas that i i feel like i shouldn't be here right now this is so many people there it almost i don't feel like these people just even be here this place is burning what are you doing here i'm gonna burn bad [ __ ] this area no no no i ain't fighting five six people at the same time not right now i'm going to be on [ __ ] zone no thanks i'll come back when i have like another attack power i was just gonna bang my head against the ceiling because i'm so damn tall all right there was a couple of places that it was over here right because i remember being like oh i got this and i went back and i that whole area was me dropping the bell so this is where i was going progressing kind of normally through the game who's making this noise oh it's a it's another boss really oh [ __ ] chained ogre he's tied up to her grab attacks cannot be deflected there's no way to avoid taking serious damage once grabbed even the strongest attacks are useless if they don't make contact no that was the exact same animation and energy as okay i'm gonna stop talking because i can't do it and speak at the same time let's go to the blacksmith from dark souls one all right now i'll be quiet is insane insane what that's not a dodge that's not a towel my you gotta be kidding me um okay let's try this again i don't even honest whoa whoa i just saw an indicator on his head there that was much faster okay you seriously have got to be kidding me what why are you over here is i'm like fighting somebody i'm currently in the middle of something why are you here what i feel like i need to start just dying i'm gonna everyone's gonna i'm gonna kill everybody should i just keep from i feel like i shouldn't be [ __ ] resurrecting just to die again oh that's so quick i'm dead all right don't get too overzealous here grab again do it [Laughter] no way don't believe me get this bald [ __ ] out of here for the grab you gotta watch it [Applause] an elbow drop [Music] [Music] i'm just gonna drop it off the [ __ ] leg why does he have elbow drops wwe ogre he's like the rock did they chain him up and like [ __ ] clockwork orange's eyes in front of like the attitude era all right got prayer beats that was fun i didn't even have to complain that much about that fight it was this guy up here that was the problem it was this guy well shinobi already have good vision looking through this tube with one eye enables one to see even further okay so this is the binoculars that no one ever uses i swear one day in one of these from software games you know they oh wow i can't believe they're finding secrets in dark souls 1 10 years later well yeah that's interesting there's gonna be something nobody puts the binoculars on nobody uses them from software has probably something hidden in the sky box with the you can only see if you have the binoculars equipped the game like knows you have them on no it's just fine it's just fight guy no this wait a minute people are shooting boars and arrows and [ __ ] i'm not ready for this oh man well now i know forget everything i know there's no cutscenes that trigger wow all right you got a guy standing in a big open zone it's like okay like this is something's gonna happen here nope aggro the whole time i can stop doing that because it's not a boss i thought it was the guy from the beginning of the game when you get in a situation like this you just die it's almost it's almost impossible to come back from this with like five people chasing you might as well just die twice just do the title of the game just bone out yeah like no reason especially considering that it's a the game pauses why wouldn't i just leave oh my god and we get to learn the hard way that that takes almost twice as long as it does in dark souls okay good cool come here i just if you do that you're gonna shatter every bone in your wrist um yeah can i i just want to sneak around but that guy's just looking this hard nice stealth what this guy and now here we go again right play the [ __ ] benny hill music here's 15 [ __ ] people chasing you reset [Laughter] no guy walks guy walking this way right now he he's ready to come over here um how do i pull this guy without pulling the whole entire game everything's here we go even the guy from down here like the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] this guy with the frying pan there's an opportunity this is not an opportunity to uh catch this guy without anybody else maybe i think i can pull this guy and just be me and him [Music] oh my god oh that's a jump just jump okay he does that slash [ __ ] broke my guard easy [ __ ] no [ __ ] wow oh what oh why that was like a quarter of a second move [Music] i'm not close enough [Music] oh i thought i was dead i did just wow [ __ ] holy [ __ ] now i gotta do all that dog [ __ ] again the whole courtyard with the guy with the frying pan he's frightened but he's gonna start playing the music the second i step out here it's like gonna be like ready to watch this i'm gonna stay i'm gonna go for frying pan man first and then it's gonna go [Music] it's not possible to fight two or three people at the same time you gotta like run and hide or something i do appreciate the stealth kill but it i don't know how loud it is i feel like everyone's hearing that the big like chime sound uh okay are those two guys with shields or are they just props i can't i don't know what are you doing you have a shield that big you just kind of sit on the ground and rest on it right i had to let him do it for a little while longer because that's the only thing he does he doesn't know how to do anything else i mean i just want to make sure that he at least got some enjoyment of the last few seconds of his life okay let's do that every time forehead [ __ ] no don't do that [ __ ] oh my goodness gracious that's a new move i'm gonna die again i had it going too i'm going to kill them i think but real [ __ ] messy well i have three all it took was me uh making everybody sick again you know what this game reminds me of metal gear rising it's like a more punishing version of metal gear rising in a way that parry feels like metal gear rise it's like a slowed down version of trying to block with that sword hello what [Laughter] no i don't sneak attack you all right here you go you ready for my impressions of the game first impressions as hard as [ __ ] yeah i feel like the learning curve is way steeper than their previous games but i feel like killing even basic enemies feels like you did something in the game there is a sense of accomplishment for killing guy with sword in his hand what is going on is there gonna be an avalanche don't tell me there's an avalanche what it's a turtle what is that it's a snake it's a is it a turtle there's those turtles with the huge heads remember those things oh god i know oh that's big that's a big snake oh my god [Laughter] do i have to fight this snake uh can i it's like it's like mario no no no no no not like mario i mean the the thing in mario 64. we have to walk on it it's not gonna hurt me i have to actually walk on this just like in mario here we go oh [ __ ] okay i'm alive did i miss something i think i may have made something maybe he's just here for fun i don't even know where i ended up where is he oh i don't know where he is he's can we make it down here i don't think he can this sucks oh wait what okay so snake looks for you don't go near snake avoid snake god to pin snake you guys are gonna be on that all night huh you guys gonna be on the pin snake thing [Music] all right now from in here i have to hide from the snake oh he's right here already though where am i it's all misty and [ __ ] ah um i don't i don't what the [ __ ] what did i just do what's down here oh [ __ ] i don't know what to do i i am just panicking can you smell me or something oh man he's gonna touch me he doesn't even know he's gonna kill me he's gonna accidentally kill me yesterday you still see me hahaha that was in an instant not even an aggro second i don't even know if this is going to work is it like mario rpg but can i hide but he's gonna see me he's gonna say he's gonna see him he sees me he sees me um uh there's an item up there i don't know there's no way just can i hide in the dumpster [Laughter] look at him looking at me through the broken holy [ __ ] he knows i'm in here this is horrible huh what do i do sure i um trapped i have a soft one oh god dude like guys i can't even press start i can't press select i can't press y i have to i have to fall that was really loud um i'm the only person that ever walked back in the dumpster but i felt safe in there that's not fair okay that's a [Music] but the item i gotta okay gonna stab him and then get the item i have like a couple seconds you can quickly get it now where wow safe i think i'm safer yep jesus my god maybe not he can he's gonna warm his way in here i think he's stuffing his body and wait which side is he going oh my god he's coming over this way i think what's all over me snake peepee [Music] what oh that guy's name for the infomercials that taught everybody different languages what was his name muzzy yeah that's thrust okay see if i can do that well jesus man oh my i tried well this is very obviously a boss are we going to get the cutscene though oh there he is whoa all right okay all right not fair not fair not fair not fair not fair i need to get up or something i don't know i have no idea get up can i jump can i right he said gunpowder can i throw like a bomb or something he said my horse gunpowder for my [ __ ] goodbye well let me just do it again if i look how much money do i have if i lose do you just just die i dumps whatever it seems very unfair but it's still possible no maybe it's not come on he's look at his come on come here get off the horse let's go what's worth a try it's definitely possible but i'm definitely missing something [ __ ] bad start really bad start [ __ ] oh yeah he did moves around so fast i i still i'm trying to wrap my brain around when to resurrect and when not to resurrect somebody tells me i'm doing this very wrong oh let's go all right i'm gonna take one of these right now phase two whoa what was the what the [ __ ] are you doing i don't think so goodbye [ __ ] off yeah shinobi execution so after almost six hours of playing i started to realize that you don't have to just parry every attack it help it does help but you don't have to i was under the impression that that was a you had to do that [Music] well i'm kind of being sloppy now yeah look it up look at how just sloppy and being i i used 5 000 of my brain power on that last boss i'm dead i i'm just gonna die i don't want to use the resurrect okay i thought these guys were just chumps and they're not at all they're very okay they're very talented i thought they were just okay i'm gonna die again it's possible we're getting close to gamer fatigue it's very possible because that was a car on top of another car there's no way that wasn't just a triple decker car and the car on top even though isn't moving is in neutral was holding the gas down get off me get off me get off me is it weird that i want somebody to do that to me it's like looney tunes he broke every bone in my back i wonder if i'm good enough to attempt fat guy again i'm going to try i'm going to be slow i'm going to clear it out this is where we want to be okay and then i'm not going let me let me let me uh work backwards all right let's go me versus the wizard i'm ready is there more than one wizard yeah there is there's a bunch of them they're just a regular enemy what i didn't block it no i blocked it [ __ ] you what you all you can't block thrusts oh there's so many mechanics that need to memorize [ __ ] dodge parry jump rock paper scissor i have to go down there now i have to do all this [ __ ] you know what i don't care i'm just going to run by these [ __ ] people i'm just going to run by the first wizard i suppose down here i don't want to fight 10 15 people what's even down here did that really just happen get it get it get it get it okay [Laughter] that's it i got it i did it no oh my god just the the back and forth with the [ __ ] the dash the [ __ ] it's just you have to just [ __ ] muscle memory memorize it it takes a long time just my brain has trouble when that little indicator pops up it's almost like i'm in it's like playing batman right you're waiting for that to happen but also on top of waiting for that to happen you need to like play the game too because think about when batman you could just wait for that to pop up and just press y and be fine and be done you gotta like be aware of everything going on and wait for the batman signal and it's one of three different batman potential counters game really makes you feel like batman i want to try i want to try to do the drunk guy just once and then i'm going to rage turn off the string i'm dying of dragon rod yeah i know very very appropriate thing to be suffering from right now right of course of course i get cursed with getting sick the day before one of the biggest releases of the year and not only that one of the most anticipated releases for me that i wanted to play i slid on just stop being sick i wish it was that easy archers first okay not bad i'll handle this you take care of him all right let's go let's go let's go let's get him get him together oh that's a jump it's a sweep nope i'm in trouble i'm gonna try it let's come back um it's definitely doable no heels so come on i can do it how many times is he gonna what's that dude no ah oh oh god damn it it was so close the double [Music] i try to dodge the double tap oh no i have to do all this [ __ ] again slapping ass cheeks and anger god i've never concentrated more in a game than like that i had it too so close all right let's go i'm ready i'm ready i'm ready let's go i'm ready let's go let's go let's do it let's go make it quick all right easy i got four heals let's go you drunk [ __ ] no it was sweet jesus christ just kill me hey yeah really no not enough go drink get it get it oh it hurts back up back up back up back up no not the palm anything for the palm triple quadruple palm quadruple bypass palm wait no wait who's this guy you [ __ ] me no he's just drinking for free no no no no anything but that anything but that anything but that it's over all right okay i did it yes oh that was rough and that's just like the third mini boss there's been one real boss in two or three mini bosses and man they're pretty rough he thinks it's over it is it's over there's nothing else in here there's only a couple of like random dudes and then we'll come across you know what just fight him i've come this far what's the worst that you could do right now i don't have the key to get in here i i apparently need to get a key for this that i don't have i have no idea where i'm going but i'm going to find it wherever it is countered it's one again here we go but don't [ __ ] this up by bringing another idiot over here and it's a slow swing guy no god guys with the bows are really really really bad in this game they okay here's what they did from software took the dog and yeah the dog sucks in every front software game let's make the dogs not a big deal but bow and arrow guys used to be a joke the the arrow used to shoot like slower than it does in minecraft now these guys are not a joke they replace these this is the new dog like seriously it was a big deal if somebody shot you in any of the other from software games of the bow because they may as well have blue plates special to you from tribes it was an embarrassment if you got hit by a barn owl in those games i was going to make a [ __ ] tuna melt i fell asleep on the couch it was a long day of killing here's the key key to the hidden temple in the harada estate given by the owl no one ever told me to not put utensils in the microwave i was trying to heat them up to make it so when i ate my soup it was nice and warm somebody talked about it to my left and followed how they do that without the ice cream you put you warm up your utensils so you can eat ice cream easier it's like that's genius but what the [ __ ] so you what you put warm water like under the sink i've never even thought about that sometimes i let the ice cream just sit on the counter for like three hours because it's too cold to eat and i never thought for a second just to take a spoon and like put hot water on it or you just chisel out any little ice cream chips and then you get sick of it you throw it that hurts what's behind door number one oh boy good luck good luck you look like a shoe that's gonna untie you and you'll be done okay why lady butterfly why ah well was that a grab i can't even tell i'm dead i'm over uh i i'm not gonna resurrect until i have a better idea what the hell's going on she's just waiting for me listen so that when she goes in the air it's a grab so you just have to dodge it what is that is that does that come as a thrust dear god i have no idea oh die get out of my way oh wait a minute the the snappy snapsy pet snap peas should i even do this so i another attempt i'm not going to use him until i have a good attempt eat this that's actually not a bad move to do that it's so hard to avoid that [ __ ] move you gotta wait till the last possible millisecond hey let's see do you think i'm gonna die 200 times what the [ __ ] man oh my god give me even like a second oh even one second one [ __ ] second i didn't even get a chance that's a that's a sweep it was a sweep uh you know what i think i'm gonna do i think i'm just gonna instead of healing just die and then use all the heals she just blocked it really okay phase two is that a sweep i can't tell of course this [ __ ] it's always a sweep on the ground it seems dude these little magical [ __ ] orbs so watch out for those magics no god damn it [ __ ] that move oh [ __ ] that move that move sucks such ass oh [ __ ] off not a load of dog [ __ ] perfect [ __ ] dodges with like no iframes oh [ __ ] off [ __ ] what the [ __ ] give me a [ __ ] break no i didn't throw my controller i put it on the table slightly angrily you know what's like funny about these guys especially this game especially about security i you know i probably could it's probably easier to win the lottery than it is to beat these bosses you know what i mean i bet you if i okay in the time it takes for me to beat this boss i could probably buy like a scratch ticket every like 20 minutes and like win 50 bucks this is a dead run let's start off i thought it was going to be a spin oh i can't get out i'm stuck oh my [ __ ] door guys i can't move like i found my well it's in my house i don't know this somebody there's nobody gonna help me this is a rope it fell all the way down i pee into this [ __ ] thing just throw the rope down here i'm trying to climb out it's only like it's only like 60 feet thanks for coming to stream everybody i'll see you tomorrow ain't no way i'm beating this [ __ ] tonight i this this is so difficult for me to do right now if you if you if you walked in here with like gasoline right and you were like jeremy uh you better hurry up and beat this or the whole house is gonna burn i didn't know where i was going with that one it says pure insanity what i was trying to say was in the time it took for somebody to like pour gasoline all over my house give me 10 warnings and then start it in the corner i would still be here like in [ __ ] an hour and a half not even that you could just be you could make like a small little like wood teepee downstairs and sit there and blow on it while i'm up here screaming you can steal everything in the house uh this is actually the last time then i'm gonna get out of here i tried to jump in every time it's incorrect every time don't you dare do that to me i swear to god i will be very upset with you i'm losing my [ __ ] mind no don't don't don't i tried to jump it i tried it just happened so quickly [Music] it's so [ __ ] hard it is so hard it's so hard it's so hard it's the hardest thing i've ever done it's so hard it's so hard bro bro let me tell you something bro it's so hard kill me kill me just do it kill me it's that second phase trying to get the damage to be able to do the posture damage it just sucks you got to get behind them you get a dodge to the only way you can really do that is when they go in the air they throw the thing wait how long has this been on how long's that been all for did you not see that attempt what is the last thing you saw no [ __ ] way okay okay good i was gonna say that was a really good attempt this game is so hard it's like next level now i see what people were talking about i was like no it's not like what do you mean it's like the hardest game that they've ever made everybody says that no this is [ __ ] brutal it's it's fun though because it just [ __ ] it's something i i might have to restart again now you just [ __ ] embarrassed me on my stream the only person that embarrasses me on my stream is me not this time not this time elsa oh and we can finally call it quits wait i did the end [ __ ] frozen shoe [ __ ] do i please don't burn my house down with gasoline okay i'm going to talk about this for a second those of you that you guys that have seen the cinematic masterpiece and written down book masterpiece that is the harry potter universe okay you know that scene when dumbledore the most the strongest character in the entire universe right he drinks that he tells harry he's gonna drink that potion and he's like no i can't i can't do it please no please i no no the strongest guy in the whole world and he says let make sure that i do the whole thing right it's really hard and he tells her like throughout the course that he's like i'm not doing it god i'm not doing get it away from me but they do it and then spoiler alert i was going to say that something else but point is i was saying those things i was going no i can't do it i'm not gonna do it i'm done i'm going home but all i just had to drink the rest of the potion and then now i'm fine it's too much of me no it's too hard i gotta go i'm leaving how was that a bad analogy dumbledore drinks the potion and he says he can you took your hands off the controller and this is what happens tied to cutscene wheel okay all right so what do you think about securo where would you put it in the oh you're gonna call it something different now the the sakura is born this is the the secu the the souls the souls kiro born games i i do think it is probably so first time play through i think is the hardest i'm trying to remember dark souls 3 dark souls 1 bloodborne remember the first 10 hours or so in the game i think it's the hardest first 10 hours of any of the games now that who knows if that's gonna keep being the case whether or not you know when i have my save point when i wake up tomorrow my muscle memory and all that it it's fantastic though this is it's it's everything and more that snake was just 10 out of 10. it's great to get your ass kicked by a game that's really really hard long story short i'm gonna give this a yes out of all right my final rating will have to come later so we were the last thing we did we cleared the chamber and that brought us out i think this is where i was before the castle gate right oh no this is the mushroom people are here too i gotta aggro the whole city i gotta get out of here run away one at a time please i think i'm gonna that everyone's fighting me here something i learned from playing last night and yesterday not every fight can be won sometimes you just gotta run the hell away you don't have to fight five people at the same time that's a coward's motto that's not a coward's motto that is a strategist's motto that's a very cowardly strategist well isn't the goal to live if the goal is living isn't that correct if you were that skilled would you really want to just be able to die that easily no one's superman superman and real in real life you can't fight more than one person at the same time somebody's gonna come from behind you with a chair and hit you in the back of the head dude it's not going to happen oh perfect berries oh absolutely perfect parries is this the guy that got good at sakiro i told you i had to just [ __ ] save my game i didn't get to the guys i didn't get to the level up screen well i can go around here i dumped a bunch of experience points into my talent pool and i didn't put the points in i put him in i fell asleep i woke up with those skills this is the guy who beat sakiro shadows died twice on stream well only once [Laughter] oh wait i'm going to die if i do that the best part about being sick is you get to do the wicked old man laugh whenever you want i've never fought a big guy like this before it's dodging wow you have [ __ ] lots of i forget there's no stamina can you deflect blunt objects i think you can deflect anything but dodging when i have a chance to just dodge i'm going to take the chance just because i'm so much more used to that yeah parrying is so much better now you have to you can't not pair it's impossible that the whole game is based around you doing that this game i'm one of those people that wasn't very good at parrying in any of the dark souls game i relied on dodging and iframes and it's all i did sometimes i would parry regular enemies or black knights you cannot do that anymore there is no dodge every attack you have to learn how to play this game and it can be immensely fried that's one of the reasons why everybody's saying this is the hardest one they've ever made it's not the hardest game they've ever made it's the fact that you have to use all the tools they give you when before you didn't have to that's the problem no one's used to doing this you gotta like learn how to play this game not just rely on iframes and it can be immensely frustrating but it's oh yeah what wait wait where the [ __ ] is this coming from what the [ __ ] is that thing does somebody's dog just get out what the [ __ ] okay um [Laughter] it's just talking about speaking of dodging and parrying let's see if we can do it how do you parry a gigantic pig if only i had health run around there's no stamina oh boy i'm dead okay um let's just die do something funny you got it hello my baby hello my darling hello my ragtime gal send me a kiss by mile baby my heart's on fire and if you refuse me baby you lose me and you'll be left alone and tell me tell me that i'm the one and all happy can we move on so what's the point of fighting these guys just go over to the giant animal oh you [ __ ] now i have to reset it you see for you kane viewers that wasn't funny you know he looks like an idiot okay so here we go let's bring the whole bring everybody oh god damn it oh my god well that worked out scare him okay that's pretty effective just whittle him down wow that hit me come on jesus oh that was that camera was [ __ ] stupid did you see that camera who's can't what did forget it [ __ ] the camera [ __ ] the camera why would i have it on i gotta lose he's almost down a half um okay not bad oh let's just try and give it an attempt here [ __ ] he's got it he's got a little like half delay on his uh dash i'm like that i'm [ __ ] all right let's go the problem was last time i just got [ __ ] screwed all right stay back this guy's gonna die all right oh my god the start of it every time can i jump him oh this [ __ ] kicking jumped i just have to like oh lay him all right now i'm just getting overzealous i got it i got it i got it i got it i got it i got it everything's fine you can jump over back it up back it up back it up nothing too crazy wait for him to come in boys and girls that's what we call um d-o-g s-h-i-t that was dog [ __ ] i like didn't you can like clip on his head and not jump over him when he charges of course you can they always gonna put that guy they gotta put this one guy with the gun that will accidentally he's gonna shoot me once and i'm gonna have to redo the whole thing run back i beat this boss on first try so haha i hope you did i bet you didn't though no you didn't know you didn't know you didn't know you didn't all right watch out oh no i wonder what dog is gonna win this how did a dog get in here oh i have a bigger dog no that's not a good idea i'm gonna dodge that's not reliable at all all right come here no [ __ ] wrong button can only do this one more time that's just bad timing oh come on i really enjoy your katamari cosplay but come on dude let me up he's like wicked aggressive right now oh yeah where am i going he's got new move he's got a new move i don't even what a fantastic camera i got him i got him i got him now i'm dead oh my [ __ ] god i just love having a camera just be like somebody was filming something else the only way that would have been you would have made that worse you know but it happened it happened by the way look it happened it happens now i have to start over yeah you would have the only way that account would have been worse right there with the camera was if it was a vertical [ __ ] video come on oh boom almost got him so don't worry i'll try again in like five minutes from software i got an idea for you i have a really here's an idea for a next video game that you make all right let me coat my weapon in like let me eat okay you have candy in this game let me take a bite of a candy it lasts five seconds no not even the next enemy you kill is permanently dead i would use it right there and kill that guy you haven't figured they've done they've thought of that the next enemy that you kill with your blade is permanently dead that doesn't respond though that would sell millions how much does this what does this do for my posture i haven't even tried it yet it actually hurts me a lot yeah that's not a good idea that's a horrible idea this was the idiot run for a reason i want to see how much damage it takes to hit him in the head before he staggers it makes it even worse because the thing on his head just is such a distraction for where he's moving what how many hits does it take i can't even tell try deflecting it why the [ __ ] does this have to be here like it's only purpose is to be annoying this could be empty put a tree here just put a [ __ ] bush here and it's the same purpose the same thing just put a [ __ ] statue right here [Laughter] i had a bad time too i'm just you know this happens when you [ __ ] shake this is why you're not allowed to shake pinball machines that's yes game that's the guy i wanted to lock onto the one [ __ ] that's still here yes that's a that's the person i wanted to lock onto prioritize the [ __ ] bald guy game yeah do that give me a break this [ __ ] camera come on man like what the [ __ ] you gotta like i have to just untarget them i think just spins around in a [ __ ] circle well i'm gonna try it it's possible no no it's not this guy's arguably harder than the last person last person at least had even remote don't you dare the butterfly lady i mean at least you had a second this is just a ball screaming and running in circles oh my god what oh i didn't even have this restarted man geez you die in [ __ ] one hit two you die in like one or two hits in this game you can't take any hits you can't get hit in sakiro you can't take damage [ __ ] [ __ ] don't aggro in three bald guys that accidentally hit you with a sword that throws off the whole attempt and perfect dodging there's a lot of things i have to go right here yeah see and that's what i'm talking about it happened if i didn't turn around that would have been i would scream kill these guys please ah you actually hit me with oh my [ __ ] god why why can those guys even come in that [ __ ] room uh i think i'm still taking damage too anybody catch that i didn't well i'm going to try it a couple times by parrying what what yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna try to play as hyper safe as i can because trying to dodge around him too it's just he moves around so much that the even the camera the camera just can't keep up with it it's so hard it's going to make me [ __ ] scream is this the only spot i can i think i have this is the wall i have to beat this or i can is it i don't think there's anywhere else i can go i just have to bid it i have to win no what no i just did it right in his face what the [ __ ] come on what that wasn't part of the cooldown that was like hold on let me reset because the statue that shoots the gun just shot me hold on guys just [ __ ] man i'm just gonna run at him i'm just going at him aggressive i'm gonna be more aggressive than he is yeah [ __ ] the defense dog [ __ ] go adam let's go stop talking oh my god i didn't jump it how i don't believe it i refuse to believe it i'll get it right here we go [ __ ] game stupid [ __ ] stupid i don't like it i don't like this [ __ ] game it's too hard it's too hard it's too hard it's too hard it's too hard hey i beat it but here's the thing i know this isn't dark souls and i know it's like you got to play completely differently but sometimes you don't sometimes you have to just play like you're playing a bloodborne boss that's what i did differently that one time right here it's just [ __ ] forget about like just go after him dodge go after go go go go there's a [ __ ] wallpaper for you right there no no right right i'll tell you when i'll tell you when ready no no now now now i hope you got a good screenshot there and then just like smear out the [ __ ] on the bottom left and right get her done there's one time i went down to the store you guys know that that guy's not really that's just a character you guys know that right i thought about this for a long time okay not like grandpa i had this conversation with myself is it worth like 50 million dollars for me to have to become grandpa this is what i do i'm just an old [ __ ] guy every day and i i i'm that's me i have to change everything i have to speak grandpa in my conversations with people in my everyday life in my you know to shows i just have to be grandpa for life that's what larry the cable guy is doing right now he's doing grandpa for life probably not in private that i don't i'm not so sure about that though guys for one very important reason if you do a voice for long enough over and over again you kind of just like start to how would you it would just become your everyday life if eight out of 24 hours in a day you're talking like grandpa you're gonna have a conversation with your mother like that that's just gonna happen and maybe it would be like a little different like this or something but i talk like this all day every single second of every day you would permanently change your vocal cords and by the way i'm kind of being stupid here oh my god this is come on jesus how do i separate you two if one's not swinging the other one's getting ready to swing come on come on come on come on where's the [ __ ] where was his bottom bar oh my god his bottom bar was like blink uh i'm just angry now and it's causing a problem i'm dead no i'm not [ __ ] i'm not losing that [ __ ] [Applause] by the way you just came from a boss that attacks 50 times a second and i'm here to show you i'm so mad right now i get the last laugh no i don't [Laughter] you not didn't hear a thing i just kool-aid man through this guy's apartment window what no no no no i need a i need a save point not a bus oh how do i he's just guarding me this i just smash brothers all over again come on diddy kong give me a break rule number one never leave your house hello i'll take a free bar please if you could that's a sweep okay oh [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm dead [ __ ] oh i should i might be able to kill him though what the [ __ ] why you gotta be kidding me one hit kill why did everybody have one of these you i gotta get that back i just have no idea what the [ __ ] he even does it's got full baseball insta kill unscene eight okay well like that doesn't who cares prediction mask i got juggled like playing street fighter right now just run and get another backstab on him i i mean i don't know if that's possible if it is this game doesn't know what kind of game it wants to be if that's possible like are you a stealth game or are you an action game right because if i can backstab him run away and then backstab him like what the hell is going on here if you run away he gets two bars again okay that's i'm glad that happens you shouldn't be able to do that otherwise you could just do that to everybody oh my god [ __ ] oh it's so slow oh unlike any game i've ever played the the the absolutely just tremendous amount of focus you have to have in each one of these fights doesn't matter who it is i forgot about the guy with the [ __ ] pain again oh god you always have to worry about the one guy the one guy that makes every route annoying they're always there don't forget about me remember me i'm the one that causes all the [ __ ] problems here that's me i'm one person that causes every issue i'm the noise statue you uh you ran into the uh gun statue oh sorry that's uh i don't use weapons i just smash my plates together and make everybody come after you oh everybody else on the whole map [ __ ] them you don't worry about me and only me all right here we go again hi i'm here for youtube baseball one hits kill me again just kidding i saw him i'm coming to help you [Music] it's a sweep not a [ __ ] again oh it's it just takes up the whole [ __ ] screen god i keep on trying to get it he's got such quick not enough oh i didn't get it he just varies up his timing so much it's either gonna be a big baseball swing or a little it's like the rock paper scissors between sweep stab it's you got that get that tenth of a second to figure it out [ __ ] this game is brutal i'll get them oh oh oh what i made a [ __ ] joke i made a joke and he still hit it it's like punishing is the word it really is like a [ __ ] fighting game the punishment for mistakes in securo is way way more aggressive than it is in any of the other games they've ever made you make a mistake in securo oh [ __ ] you you [ __ ] you you made a mistake in like dark souls you could take a few hits and you could [ __ ] it up a couple times you got like 10 estes sometimes 15 estus flasks to drink he's not going to go off the we're in such a stupid place right now come on did we go over here he's like just stuck over on this i don't even know what the [ __ ] that was got it what come on i didn't jump over it what oh what oh my goodness gracious no i forgot again about the one guy with the [ __ ] pan i'm resetting it i'm just so focused on fighting this guy that happened to [ __ ] uh it's my one gripe with all these games like you're so focused on fighting the guy that you want to fight that you just i want to go fight that guy not like run through pan guy 30 times yeah imagine not backstabbing this guy my god it would be hell do you see how much recovery that like okay so i did i did the the [ __ ] i stepped on it for the stat slash then he immediately does another move that i'm still stuck in an animation like i'm in the animation right now still see uh [ __ ] why i didn't i didn't have enough oh it's so he strings it together so fast [ __ ] oh my god this guy's worse than the other bosses in the game oh the ball only had like one or two the ball really only had one thing speed and psycho didn't really have much up [ __ ] pan guy yes from software i'm aware i gotta kill the guy with the pan every time why am i coming over here oh my god i just want to [ __ ] play the game [ __ ] it i'm going this way i'm about to go on reddit yeah guys i'm having like a lot of trouble with the game this is pan guy is there a way to uh spike the pan into his skull as hard as i can and make it so that enemy never comes back is this somebody where the heck where are you coming from good i like a challenge bring it on no we're the [ __ ] guy here i have to fight him one-on-one otherwise like don't even [ __ ] try what are you doing what the [ __ ] are you doing game oh my god why are you like this am i playing assassin's creed is there a reason why i was getting like [ __ ] stuck on the ledge what the [ __ ] is happening right now come on what oh my god just [ __ ] kill me i don't even care just just reset it please why did the lights turn off in my house like come here who is even looking over here what you came all the way from the courtyard no what come on follow with me at least make it worth it for me that was so delayed it's so [ __ ] delayed it's so hard to time it no i've seen if i had frames on it no i'm dead jesus christ [Applause] love your back [ __ ] game is so brutal man that's so [ __ ] brutal it hates you everybody makes that joke like dark souls from software dead you're gonna die you've got loads you're gonna lose not only are you gonna lose in this game but man from software's gonna make sure nobody goes to your funeral all right come on just beat him beat this guy this guy's giving me more trouble than anybody and he's not even a real boss he's a fake boss hey i just want to say i want to thank everybody for for supporting me this whole time i want to thank my mom for giving me the constant support this year how do i how do i like physics roll this guy off the cliff then do a full p stream down on his body oh i'm so ugh heart escape everybody i'm telling you i got over confidence now let's go i got my confidence back what's that line [Music] [Music] but you guys think this is the hardest game ever made what do you guys think is the hardest game ever made and uh no no no no okay let me rephrase that i know that there are okay look i know that there is like modded super mario levels that are unbeatable i'm talking about like a game that was like published by like a major publisher what do you think it is because i know people are going to tell me that boy hold on a second jeremy what about like boshi right bashi is considered one of the hardest video games ever but there's no ad for bot there's no tv ads for bashi no i'm saying like a major aaa published game and what do you think it is because there are a ton of indie titles that are insanely difficult i'm talking about ones that are on the shelf at walmart i'm talking about games that you could just go and buy right now at gamestop so securo is the hardest walmart game yeah yeah okay sakiro is the you zakiro is the hardest game you can buy at walmart what about the surge are we talking about worst games you can buy at walmart or hardest games you can buy at walmart the hardest walmart game that should be a tagline sakiro yeah sikiro be careful not to accidentally buy this you will hate it securo it's too hard for you grandma right that would have been like if this was on super nintendo that's what it would be would you recommend this game to someone who just wants to have a good time or like come to hate myself it really it really depends on how you approach it because i mean you've seen it right anytime you play a game like this you're gonna hit that point it happens to everybody it does and saying that it doesn't happen to you is just horse [ __ ] and i i don't believe you and i would love to hook you up to a lie detector and have you say these words with a straight face that you don't do these things but you're going to get upset at the game it's going to happen you're going to be irritated by something you're going to lose over and over again like you just watched me do in real time you're going to lose like five times in a row to something and go why do i can i even do this am i capable of doing this and you probably are yeah but if you are okay with getting through that sort of pushing a rock up a mountain the experience is unforgettable all these games it's very natural to get upset at this game now not to a point where you know obviously there's different levels of being upset because you can be like what the [ __ ] like [ __ ] this this is stupid like god i blocked that i blocked that and then like you know you obviously don't want to get to a level where you're like smashing [ __ ] and screaming as loud as you can and like if it's you don't want like actual like real negative energy coming into your life because you can't beat a secure boss but as long as you you know you you give yourself that limit you can take take a break i went downstairs and i drank some orange juice but if you can put up with your own mind getting in the way that's what happens every time i play these games it happens and i know it's going to happen that's why i always like push through it and just continue to go because no matter what i say no matter how many things i say about you know what i'm uh i think this is too hard i'm not sure about this this boss is i don't i think it's impossible no i i can't do it okay i know i'm gonna try again as long as you just like fight through that your devil on your shoulder telling you that you can't do it you'll get better and you you will also applies to life in general there's a lot of symbolism while you play these games for you know getting in your own way getting out of the way trying failing succeeding that's why they made these games they knew what they were doing yeah but how though i really just keep dying uh but that's a whole other conversation entirely though maybe maybe the game's just not for you like some people love that kind of intense punishing punishing experience that forces you to do well otherwise you won't do it at all but you know you don't have to have it you know you don't have to do it that's look i'm that's what i'm here for right just watch me scream at stuff and get upset about how bad i am at parrying something isn't this too much of a normie game for me to be playing this what a normie game isn't this like the anti-normie game uh this is not a game that but from your definition of like what a normie what is it what does that even mean a normal person was that even mean how dare you say that here walmart gaming unbelievable hi there how are you okay what is that where and what does that classify as what is that is that a thrust technically it is okay that's a weird thrust not that time buddy where the [ __ ] am i [ __ ] it's okay no god dammit my hand slipped oh [ __ ] i just like god [ __ ] i had that too my hands are like just covered in sweat but you know what the problem was switching to this for no reason in fact just get it off the bar you dumb ass what is it even there for you know what i'm saying like oh let me switch it down and do so i already have it why would i need to do that [ __ ] that one it gets orange never mind i wish the indicator was bigger what the [ __ ] come on why was that not a thing the camera in here is so bad because of just how small the corridor is oh goodbye all right this time let me get a solid attempt here by actually like getting the jumping stab [Music] oh in the corner bad i can't [ __ ] move oh my god why is that impossible [Music] welcome to dark souls games if your back's in a corner you may as well go microwave a [ __ ] burrito oh man oh man these movements are so erratic it's pain am i live oh she's broken no man no i gotta just i could just go in i'm not i'm just going i'm just gonna i'm just doing the [ __ ] i'm gonna play the way of the game i know that i know how and that's [ __ ] burger boy technique just go in it's not gonna oh the kick is just when you think of countering a thrust a foot is not what you think of you think of a sword or a weapon and i keep thinking i have to dodge it or jump over it i'm stuck in the [ __ ] wall what the hell what the hell is this all right come on come on get up oh [Laughter] [ __ ] i'm so mad that let you [ __ ] get this [ __ ] you know what i'm saying my teeth are clenched you ain't [ __ ] doing this [ __ ] again man get in there [Laughter] unbearable unbearable unbearable pain no no no no i should be able just to get this like this i thought the [ __ ] goddamn ceiling bump i seriously man come on what the [ __ ] just kill me oh my god i did it like three times in a [ __ ] row and i can't do it just kill me again i'm like overthinking it just kill me my god no hurry up go yeah death i know i can't believe it wait what do you mean jump down here are you [ __ ] kidding me really hey you lied to me i'm sorry i can't mute right now where are we going i'm going the wrong way i'm so [ __ ] beyond oh these mini bosses [ __ ] their hell their actual hell they weren't [ __ ] around they really weren't these aren't bosses these are just guys that are strong and i'm like i'm getting hyper tilted by even dropping down on the guy and doing a back a stab on him okay here we go somebody says jump i jumped okay it's time to die all right all right here we go quiet on the set please he just kicked me he kicked me mom he kicked me in the face from across the [ __ ] game i'm so mad i'm so angry at the world nope [Music] i'm the best i'm the best you're not the best i'm the best every death is a one dollar scratch ticket and maybe but we'll see if you guys want to compile them oh by the way if you don't know if every time i die and i have to i do have to confirm that this is like okay for twitch terms of service but every time i die i was gonna buy a one dollar scratch ticket or maybe upgrade them into like a bunch of five dollar scratch tickets and then scratch them at the end after i beat the game if i do hopefully i do this game's [ __ ] brutal but scratch them all and whatever i get money-wise will just be community subs i mean do i dare just see what this is i don't know what that purple bar is i don't think he does anything besides throwing this [ __ ] out here terror oh who did i just want to avoid this dodging it oh boy just get up there real quick and start smashing watch up the terror terror terror terror all right illusions [Music] looks like it's real ghosts are real guys can i bring it back down with a shirt huh uh by the way i'm going to beat this for a second because i'm going to bring up something i'm just we're gonna listen here for a second let me tell you something ready i want to make a game show and title the game show birds or small children see who can tell the difference because kids next time in a grocery store there's a kid being like they sound like birds yeah i would have different birds making bird noises and then children outside or children at grocery store and see if anybody could really actually tell a difference sometimes you can't tell give drink wait you just oh he just gave okay maybe i'll make my own like brewed up [ __ ] sake don't drink alcohol you're sick no i'm not i'm not sick i just have this lingering i i feel better trying to justify it i feel great you did it for my sake did it for my sake well they're talking about sake come on i thought he like cut his arm off to get his secret krabby patty sake recipe i don't know so what do i need to do now look at that bad bad game design bad game design look at that blurry like bug patch right there bad game development game dev i just i i hate this game i've been pretending this whole time i'll probably see you guys tomorrow i just backstab this guy no there's like five people here that's a mistake what the [ __ ] that's gonzo the great just shot out of a cannon at me oh my god oh my god the whole baseball team is here that was insane i gotta go back the other way i just i actually just jumped off the building just jumped off of the building and didn't care they were waiting for me they're all waiting for me oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh bye come on you you you now [ __ ] there's too many that's too many this is too many it's five people [ __ ] baseball teams thrive on rooftops that's what i'm saying oh i just got denied so and i got shot on the ground wow i didn't [ __ ] you [ __ ] you not fair come on ooh bite down on your controller secrets should all be drug when times call for death by one's own hand samurai turn their swords on themselves as a matter of pride while shinobi demand a swifter means simply crush in the back teeth to die nothing more is required resurrection is not limited after use why would i want these remember i i could not even [ __ ] i couldn't kill these guys it's so weird just how you see how you progress progress through these games i couldn't even attempt to fight those guys yesterday well there is tall grass here to hide in something just fell from a tree what are they i don't know what they are is it is it people is it bugs blizzards what is it gonna dashed what is it it's a monkey [Laughter] i'm a monster why i'm being attacked that didn't feel good i felt bad yeah right okay so here we are i didn't deal with this yet but this is the way to go up and this is where gonzo the great comes in yeah i was supposed to put on the japanese uh i was gonna say japanese dub for a second i'm like that's not how that [ __ ] works gonzo i forgot about gonzo [ __ ] it's okay that could have been real bad uh why why did that happen don't i know this guy i swear to god i know this guy oh that's a thrust okay he's got a lot of fake outs oh yeah okay full second after that almost [Music] the casting call for if you can fight this boss or not apparently whoever's through this door all right um nothing else in this house let's do that again that's much easier that's the real that's canon right there imagine that happening so then if i wanted to this is okay there's this one there yeah cool nice shortcut well cool good thing i just lost half my [ __ ] money this is the full complete all heal that i'm not gonna use at all i may you know what i'm think i'm gonna sell that because realistically think about it in games like these when they're so hard and you die all the time you never know when to use them i know a good opportunity sell it so you get money for it because if you use that and die at a boss it's gone you didn't kill the boss i can use that money for other [ __ ] this is probably a bad idea somebody behind me now who's behind me somebody's running rocks who's throwing rocks at me that's a slash all right what's this idiot up here okay i gotta memorize this [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] okay shut up over here god he's got him both back i gotta fight him over here [ __ ] whatever oh my god i'm just boning back to the bonfire oh god sake goodbye bye goodbye okay you'll all forget i was here and then you'll go back to doing whatever you were doing people linking the slap that's great what about beating flame lurker first try someone's got a clip of that one right he died the pinwheel yeah you can you can you can spell that [ __ ] all you want we all know the truth just go down and do it what am i waiting for now i get the hell out of here so hopefully this is easy let's see is it gonna reset here don't come in this room oh [ __ ] he came in this room no he's not he doesn't know what huh wait wait wait wait wait what did he just [ __ ] bait me to do this oh my god i hate it i love it that's fast [ __ ] that tracking though oh my god oh goodbye i'm dead i want to say how you do this like an [ __ ] i'll show you nevermind how many pizzas is it gonna take before you guys eat the whole pie come on here we go yeah yep somebody else fighting down there okay okay fine time to lose these ones now so what really you're that far away and you still are doing this what the [ __ ] [Music] no can you leave me the [ __ ] alone can you see him oh yeah he's across the whole game oh don't worry i have homing i'm homing [ __ ] boomerangs that i can throw as long as i have line of sight from across the game i'll hit him i need to reset just reset the damn thing oh my god i went in there like an [ __ ] and then had aim hacks pointed at my head [ __ ] bald gandalf over here [Music] i'm at that i'm at the stage again where like i just get shaken up somebody just bursted through the door grabbing by the back shoulders and just rocked me back and forth as hard as they could come on man let's go oh he's got a backwards head on he's just like [ __ ] funneling alcohol let's go buddy come on they leave the room i don't want to go down there i don't want to [ __ ] do that what have i done all right can i please stop being so stupid did i do i've started coughing i had to mute this is going to be another one of those situations it's going to be so long to kill there's not been so much he killed the last mini boss i see i'm looking up i'm at the bottom of a giant skyscraper and i just know it's gonna be a very long climb to get up there and i got two plungers they're guaranteed to work they're not they're some weird like little [ __ ] gremlin guy yeah hey i guarantee you these will work 100 the plungers are perfectly fine they work but i have to climb up like that side of the empire state building plunges and now what if i'm already [ __ ] it up okay what was my plan here though what's the plan i don't have a plan it was kill guys don't even think about it i don't have i don't have a plan there's no plan i have to come from this way where did they come from i don't have a goddamn plan i mean the plan is to you gotta backstab this big guy and then just deal with all the other people that's just how it works i mean it's how i'm gonna do it i might be wrong i'm definitely wrong but every time i play the way i think is wrong i end up winning you all know it look at every boss fight everything every encounter what do you got fight him in this stupid room um slash dash what what would you do that for he felt bad for me he just gave me a free hit you're doing really terribly people are just making fun of you so i could make it easy i'm getting trolled right now by a guy in pvp he knows he's gonna kick my ass [Music] i think actually you know it's funny i think this has actually happened before when i played in dark souls pvp and then they one hit killed me [Music] are you not going to fight me inside why you want to fight me over here [Music] [ __ ] okay at least he's in the room that was the sweep i thought it was the thrust [ __ ] me look at his health though like come on he's so close to this there's one oh my frames are dying dropped frames everywhere [Music] i think we're good dash holy [ __ ] how do you not hit me with that i have no idea i wish you would stay in this room oh you're such an [ __ ] [ __ ] oh why come on [Music] don't you think about this don't you think about this he doesn't like fireworks did you actually just do that hmm [Laughter] first try more like i want to take a moment everybody to understand the first time i did it the stupid [ __ ] way that i wanted to do it and it works i have to just trust my instincts here what if i like sneak up you know creep up and get a backstab and then go back around hey party come on get on the bus you know that's waldo from uh what's the name waldo from the simpsons i don't know his name the guy that drives the bus oh [ __ ] they'll have guns all right wait wait wait wait that's how this game works i one shot of the drunk boss by killing these guys running and rinsing repeat then i i i okay can i please no wait no oh excuse you didn't forget about me i don't want to throw his utensils down [ __ ] he broke my posture i have a lot of trouble with these guys i don't know why they just they're just better than me in every way dude you have no health well you just like it [ __ ] off that dude was already dead that dude was dead three times that was just lag man i killed that guy like four times and there's a computer and his internet connection caught up with him oh my god [Music] he's gross gross mouth streamer is what somebody just called me [Laughter] oh hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry oh did it work did i get it i don't know if i did [Music] don't do the magic okay this guy kills me i'm gonna give 600 000 community subs i'll give this up to everybody on twitch everybody that has a twitch account i will contact twitch directly to do this uh streamer please stop what you're doing can you play my favorite game yeah what's up which one i'll load it up right now which one what's your favorite again securo all right let me load it up for a second though from software [Music] i'm gonna give you three seconds to come out with your hands up one two three should have [ __ ] listened should have listened oh wow that was overpowering rematch from the beginning now watch as i die 30 to 50 times slash that looks like a thrust don't let him break you that's us let me get that poison come on wow oh that's also a thrust he's got a lot of moves he's gone behalf [ __ ] it up [ __ ] my cool [ __ ] didn't work on you i got out of that one pretty uh unscathed whoa that's a grab that one that looks like a slash to me looked like he was queuing up for a big swing [ __ ] i'm gonna save my pellets not worth it so [Music] all right i'm done one maybe i should [ __ ] it let's do it [ __ ] he's a lot more that's not a does he i don't think he does sweep [Music] oh no every time dude nice um get first [ __ ] try let's go let's go now just cut his pinky toe off would you not answer it i would say he can go uh lightning jump and do lightning here comes the lightning it was just too easy they're not gonna let me have that are they you're not gonna let me have that are you i'm still gonna do it let's go [ __ ] no holy [ __ ] oh my god [ __ ] it oh man you gotta jump every time every time you see the lightning you're gonna jump damn it oh my confidence there goes all my confidence it built up and i just like [ __ ] it out all over the ground [ __ ] oh it's all right i just got to be that wasn't that bad for our first try dude all right oh just make it clean that wasn't clean that was very that was very unclean i'm gonna give this [ __ ] a chance let's go [ __ ] [ __ ] goddamn rumor outside can we cut can we arrest this guy already seriously lock that [ __ ] guy up can you please paul give that guy like a fifteen hundred dollar speeding ticket he's [ __ ] obnoxious oh my god i was doing so good too and they know not over yet oh my god like seriously [Music] imagine the type of [ __ ] doofus you have to be like just imagine just just the [ __ ] like what's wrong with you got it all right three healing potions let's go electricity man bring it on oh i thought [ __ ] jesus did it not work i think i got it well mom just wait mom mom i got him for that i gotta revive mom calm down okay i almost lost that um how are these not the same thing help kuro obey the iron code help kuro this is telltale level of choice here yeah yeah this is yes or hell yes yes or yes in a bad way i think i have to obey the code if i was in this position i would say dude you know how many bosses i've had to fight and kill to protect you to come find you and for me just to kill you you're not even a boss uh-uh obey the iron code to protect you the divine air that was the duty my father entrusted to me how many times have you died and come back to life for my sake two three times [Laughter] you severely underestimate how bad i am at the game my lord how many times have you died one two three i do not wish uh yeah yeah only only three times yep yep that's me i'm really good those are supposedly the words he left behind texts i might have to change the voice because of that the text-to-speech [ __ ] donation messages i want to what's what is the name of that thing i want to [Music] clip i want to put into the text of speech the last two or three sentences and play it back play the clips back and just see if it's exact i'm going to type everything he says on screen you guys are not going to tell the difference test to see if it's allowed to know okay lord eachine is not within this castle citadel i'm told he is recuperating in one of these watchtowers however the path to his watchtower is closed his health is a little how do i get in on the roof there's a path patrolled by the night jar ninja it's intended is not within this castle city delhi and that won't be a problem it's i can't get him to do it come on play stop stop loading that website and ask if he knows how we might sever the ties of the mortal lady all right get better at parrying i was watching the last six times you died try strafing left and [ __ ] it's embarrassing go get the key you dumb [ __ ] okay sure jeremy if you die can i have your channel no it's going right to burger boy and he'll just get like tos banned in like three days and it won't even like matter do you think that was actually a little kid that did those voices that recorded every one of those lines ever okay great fun funny yeah really funny like 50 out of 50 humor there okay if you don't have to fight then just don't forehead and just just just don't fight for it oh okay yeah that's don't do it see you later didn't get money though unfortunately it was me what are you doing down here all right okay i'm going to fall off the [ __ ] building if i keep doing this it's the only way i can get drink how do i get up there stuff already i even told myself to stop doing it and now i have to bone out of here yeah i like you know hanging out in german stream you know like sometimes he just does like mr satan and stuff it's like so fun and funny he's like just so lighthearted about everything last night he did mr satan and he fell off the roof and oh boy the popcorn dropped out of the lap on that one can you do vegeta no nobody can do vegeta nobody could nobody nobody nobody nobody can do nobody can do vegeta not even me mr satan can't even do it and i'll try i'll try a lot i gotta follow the smoke signals there they are he said if all the towers follow the spoke signals and he's in one of these do i just have to check the buildings i think i might just have to check them really oh no go toe where is this guy hiding he said he was dying inside of a building somewhere okay where where are you dudes i'm trying dude i don't know where to go he said follow the smoke signals and he's been in a tower and just try i don't know i don't have a wikipedia page open to tell me say it again kid find lord find him okay he's in one of the watchtowers outside this castle reach the roof from that open window then follow the smoke signals that's what i did kid look right there there's a smoke signal there's a smoke signal here we go you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me really what how did i [ __ ] that up where was the i th that wasn't there before how did i screw this up because there were other smoke signals all over the place no god why would you put a smoke signal outside the front of your house i can't and by the way that's not even on the roof that smoke signal is clearly on his balcony this guy's a grade a [ __ ] tell him it's on the roof get to the roof oh if i could slash him i would if you hesitate you'll be swept away and lose the battle that's right why should you keep it in secure sakura hesitate and you lose sakiro secure hesitate for a second and you'll die i have a training mission for you downstairs go fight [ __ ] snap crackle pop prove to me that you can take my good idol thing excellent excellent it truly is the worst cereal isn't it secure yeah it is absolutely no redeeming qualities at all it's soggy in 10 seconds secure and taste like cardboard pieces that went through a wood chipper [Laughter] whoops all right running out of energy dude dude just will you cease okay so this is if twitch chat uh gave this uh message wolf found something i've opened a library meet me there clero thanks thanks uh appreciate it do you prefer water with or without pulp and did you notice the lingerie i really hate to tell you this but if you're drinking water with pulp that's like lead you drinking [ __ ] all kinds of messed up like copper and minerals and [ __ ] i don't know if you should like metal are you gonna turn on the japanese voices or are you gonna make us suffer this [ __ ] remember where it's fine what's wrong with it it's just like it's voice acting it's a soccer retreat what's wrong with it i i have another res holy [ __ ] okay that's pretty cool shadows die three times now [Applause] they're the most elite snipers in in the entire world no a sniper it's like a can of tuna on top of a broomstick hey i mean i could probably use a like a slice of pizza right now all right somebody name food name like a food i'll eat it tonight not on stream but you know a little bit when i go eat burger sushi a burrito uh ass cool that's what i brought this for nice shot so yourself you probably save at least three or four streamers play this part and they would probably get just oh no and they're shooting sniper rifles at me a gun what [Applause] [Music] god damn it give me a second [Applause] [ __ ] [Applause] i gotta deflect that wow oh my [ __ ] god why jeremy just do it the right way [Music] [ __ ] hell boy carrying it's just everybody it's so hard because everybody is so different everybody's move sets are so completely different than you it's learn it's relearning the whole video like really what is that like spin 360 degrees around the goddamn circle really i'm going for it [ __ ] it i had a posture out of posture that oh [ __ ] i can't oh my goodness that's not good no [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh oh my god again come on oh i'm so actually from that's that's come on dodging and it just still stays there it just tilts with you and magnetizes to your head and now i lost all like the [ __ ] frog that didn't happen that time get away from me [Applause] you push me off this cliff i swear to god guys come on [ __ ] that grab [ __ ] that like dark souls 2 to somebody nobody likes that nobody wanted that nobody wants that nobody wants that nobody likes that that's a dog [ __ ] it's [ __ ] that's grabs [ __ ] dumb dumb huh wow that just scared the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of me oh my whole body is in pain oh my god hold on oh my god [Applause] and the people of this shooting the guns [Applause] oh my god you hear this listen to this [ __ ] that's a [ __ ] beetlejuice new voice unlocked uh that's like four voices happening at the same time run that back listen to that that's like five voices happening at the same time wait wait wait wait just don't move i think i can do the voice now i think i can do it now hey hey hey i think i have an opportunity here let me see who has a voice like this somebody a celebrity somebody come on i need to think of somebody quick it's it's joan rivers oh children absolutely it's unbelievable oh darling you look so beautiful right now on the runway let me tell you something about just how i forgot about the [ __ ] i forgot [ __ ] it let's go i i can't fix it i think i have this voice forever i have this voice forever i [ __ ] it up i coughed too much and now it's over i actually have this voice forever this is it my career is over oh my god my career is over i have to turn into larry the cable guy oh no hold on i'll be back i'll be back um i think i'm forever changed forever i coughed too loud and i actually like exploded a vocal card i think it's gone is it not happening what can i do now no i'm good i'm good i'm good okay i think i'm fine watch it watch it watch it are we good yep maybe not i'm also [ __ ] up no it's back but not really though it's still a little different oh my god oh no i jumped oh boy okay i gotta i have to think about how i'm gonna approach this i think i might just say who cares and just run up you know what i mean just climb up and just get to the top forget it it's gonna be too hard to kill everybody and deflect everything i'm just going for it [Applause] oh boy oh no oh yeah i did it i think i'm up here am i yup okay i'm here gunpowder oh [ __ ] who cares get in here who the hell are you i just killed like an old prospector oh that's not good [ __ ] this much free [ __ ] over here it's down quick all right i did it yes yes i finally made it all right yeah and speaking of making it i think i'm gonna have to call it here i gotta address the voice now cause uh by the way i love what you've done with your necklace it looks beautiful here who is that who are you wearing right now who is that no wow back to you in the e hollywood studio gucci i love gucci oh my god and i'm gonna tell you something what we're gonna do we're simply just gonna break up the banks you know what i mean it's gonna be real easy taxes we're gonna we're gonna have more taxes and we're gonna have the banks broken up power back to the people if you don't say ah who else we gotta watch somebody else quick fire them out quick well we have it here this is why we got it somebody else anybody doesn't matter who it is donald trump uh oh well oh my goodness i'll tell you every time i'm able to say it let me tell you no collusion absolutely not no collusion there never was collusion it was a witch hunt that's what it was who wants somebody else quick joe pesci yeah i mean uh what it's funny like how funny like uh funny like a clown like i'm a clown to you is that what you think i am a clown yeah yeah [ __ ] idiot clown who has someone one more one more somebody richard nixon i will tell you i i i rather crook no that's gonna make it better um marlon brando good one let me tell you something real important here if you ever come over to my house again and you disrespect me i'm gonna [ __ ] slap you upside ahead one more and i'm out larry david i got i got my labor what what what somebody else quick come on seth rogen well i mean uh uh i mean i mean you're doing that all right somebody else quick one more george god hey jerry i can't believe it how am i supposed to deal with this every day somebody else quick i'm going i'm [ __ ] hot right now stevo stevo from jackass man man i just ate elephant [ __ ] or something i fell into it quick what heck hill oh bobby let me tell you this is this is larry king and i'm still here okay hey it's me jeffrey jeffrey's the name of your cat it's also the name of the toys r us giraffe is the toys r us giraffe still in the commercials does toys r us still have commercials or did they blow their entire advertising budget in like 96 and then just hope that the 500 million dollars they spend every day on tv people just remember who they are they're bankrupt well looks like somebody had to grow up eventually i don't want to grow up i'm a toy generous kid until the [ __ ] tax man comes and the 400 franchises you have go under gonna have to grow up ooh i can see that can i jump up there no no no no okay well now it's time we learned we've remembered that this forward momentum and this forward momentum in securo right if you jump you kind of just jump forward that's not a death doesn't count people are counting those i want to make it very clear that's not a death it takes away like 30 40 of your health bar not a death i think i hear a goofball over here oh my god what the [ __ ] is that [Laughter] okay well it begins that's like wolverine that's like they dug up wolverine 100 years after he died and this is probably a boss yeah long arm centipede giraffe okay nice to meet you what is this name what kind of name is this oh [ __ ] it's jeffrey from toys r us all right so he's got one two three four one two three four five six is that all he does well he's [ __ ] relentless that's for sure all right so it's one two three four that face okay i got it that's a slash i don't know i gotta use to carry the [ __ ] out of this guy so we got a slash and then we're just gonna make a command one two three see you later one down no i didn't get it okay there's one what am i facing what the [ __ ] was that why was i facing backwards oh my god that was stupid that was stupid why was my back turned i can get him right here that was actually stupid again [Music] i had my back to him like he was just hitting me right in the ass no he beat jeffrey first try yeah back to the bankruptcy board with you jeffrey now everybody now don't get too excited don't get too excited everybody because i saw the trailer for the game and unfortunately if you see a trailer for a video game you're spoiled to the fact that the giant snake is going to come up here and attack me right now i i did see the trailer i told you i saw the trailer i saw the trailer of the game why did i watch the trailer people just like what the [ __ ] all right i'm sorry let me apologize because i'm realizing something right now like i saw the movie you guys some of you guys may not have seen the movie so we were both watching infinity war right there and right before like the big climax i told you what happened hey dude i've seen this movie before have you seen this movie no i haven't oh well dude uh watch what happens when he gets killed right here oh okay yeah it was cool huh did you like it yeah i guess i did oh hey by the way i i watched a walkthrough up here just wait till i split his whole body in half i do this thing where i jump and it's a really farm software really did overdid themselves here you jump and you hold the sword out through his mouth and you zipline down his whole body to be able to traverse the the gap there and you cut the whole body in half while you zipline down through his whole body do a monkey voice i don't have any monkey voices you happy where was that item was i saw it from far away oh youtuber reactions whoa whoa oh shoot guys shoot can you not swear no i'm a swearer sorry guys i say like poop [ __ ] no i think he's starting to run out of content what's the [ __ ] up what oh [ __ ] there's like three in here i think yep oh boy oh you do a lot of damage too jesus oh jesus get me out okay here comes one that actually this is a really bad place to fight anyone [ __ ] god damn it i have like firecrackers what the [ __ ] am i doing i just forget [Music] well that's the easiest way to get rid of them that better not be what i think it is i see green i got a story for you guys by the way this is a true story this happened last night do you want to hear something [ __ ] insane so me and kim have been sick right and the reason why i'm looking at that on this because it reminds me of ecto cooler and if that but let me just furnish my last statement if that's a poison swamp this is the worst game ever made so let's just be clear on that uh but anyway so last night kim and i were in bed and we're doing our usual ritual where we just sit there and look on our ipads uh iphones just watching random videos we kind of just like at a certain point stop talking and just read and look at stuff right like goodnight goodnight okay yeah so i was watching a video of this guy because i don't know i sometimes i get on the kick where i just want to see like things from the 80s old 60s commercials and well ecto cooler let me read about that that sounds cool and i got on a kick on the ecto cooler from high c which is the ghostbusters tie-in right i just was looking to step up stuff about it so there's a guy on youtube that had one from 30 years ago and he was going to drink it he's like oh god i found one it was original packaging it's been expired for 30 years and he opens it up and he starts talking about it and the whole time i'm just paying attention to it and kim's watching whatever she's watching look you know look in the other way so he eventually gets it into a glass and he drinks it and instantly not even five seconds goes by he [ __ ] pukes projectile throw up coming out of his mouth and i was like oh that's [ __ ] up kim looks over sees the pro the puke coming out of his mouth first time she's paid attention anything i've been doing probably two hours she has an immediate reflex if kim sees another person like throw up she has an immediate throw up reflex so she [ __ ] sprints to the bathroom oh puking like and i'm laughing my ass off i can't [ __ ] believe it like that that's that's the [ __ ] that she caught me watching like an ecto cooler video so i'm laughing remember i have a cough i start coughing uncontrollably i'm in pain laughing hysterically while i hear her [ __ ] like puking in the toilet i can't help it anymore i am in a full coughing fit i get the [ __ ] out of bed i go over to the sink and i start [ __ ] puking in the sink i'm not kidding this is a real [ __ ] story and i was still laughing so it was like this is a real story this is 100 true i thought italics was gonna i i think he was still streaming at the time this was at like two three four like o'clock in the morning he was still alive so he didn't hear us i thought we were gonna wake him up and he was gonna think we were [ __ ] dying in here ice that is [ __ ] real i didn't puke that much though it wasn't like a full puke it was like it was so [ __ ] funny it was the [ __ ] funniest thing all year i think star made this comment before and i i adhere to it completely he said he said in the past i wish if i could go back and have like hd cameras record something in my life i would want it to be x right if there was like two or three cameras in the bathroom and like in the bedroom and stuff i would love to see that footage the whole thing play up wow that's so many oh my god that's you're not supposed to fight those you're not supposed to fight those monkeys over here nope that's a joke how many there are how am i supposed to get over there do i have to climb i have to go across this way god damn it i'll try i'll try three two one i'm gonna get so many points for this i can't dance i can't call you right now this is not even fun i don't even want to do this anymore hey inspiro this is a from software game you either die or you don't die i'm sorry how much money was that wow nothing actually did monkey booze i got monkey booze okay a bunch of community subs came in and i missed them my phone was ringing community subs came in and i had to fight like 15 monkeys i kind of like this area until i look until that's a poison swamp and if it is then you know that's two full letter grades down if this game is at an a right now that makes it a c minus oh he's huge well i'm already seeing that there's a lot of things to grab on to here how did you even see me oh jesus you have to fly around just trying to see what it here what about this it's affected a lot by that sweet it is i i'm assuming it's a lot of sports whoa that hurts give me up give me i'll get me up [Music] okay who's running oh [ __ ] oh that's deployed that's an instant kill all right maybe now oh [ __ ] in his hand all right that's what that is it's hard to get that sorry this thing where he spins around i need like wiggles around and [ __ ] you can't go in when he does that okay i can't follow that up oh he comes out of that quick i don't have any healing oh boy oh boy where was he going he's going to shoot at me okay you can you can [ __ ] no i'm going down here that's not it that was a grab oh all right he did like four sweeps in a row and he went for a grab [ __ ] bucket [ __ ] no not already i don't think i should be parrying him he does a ton of posture damage almost unrelenting get me out oh [ __ ] it's okay all right all right easy easy that's the crab oh that sucks so hard to determine no again no that was a sweep [ __ ] oh there it is again my god that's what that's good he does like a little shimmy i don't know the hell i am oh that like symbol and into the moves it's like the hardest thing to get on this game because you bought you your brain sees the symbol and then you just you said you kind of just panicked for a second ago which one is it which one is it oh that hurts [Laughter] here comes poop here comes cool [ __ ] here comes the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] all right come on come on come on i got two resurrects here i got it oh my god i thought that was gonna stun him or something oh [ __ ] this oh my god give me a break oh why did i do that i had like i thought it was gonna like get hit man i'm so like riled up right now too damn it that was so close ah i need to take a sip i'm like a lightning rod right now damn it no i it's bad this is a bad start really bad start yes awful start kill me that was just a bad start oh baby oh babe come on that's the crap oh bad bad bad very bad oh that's what that's a grab too i thought that was a sweep oh no oh no that's that sucks man like seriously it's all right i just wasted like three that sucks it's so hard to tell what the [ __ ] he's gonna do yeah this is a really good start too that's unfortunate i still can do it don't do it don't do it i got i got i got it this is it this is it it's done goodbye right in the heart all right damn that was fun though oh no of course not death dog welcome to from software [Laughter] yeah we're all great i gotta learn a whole new [ __ ] moveset now this is [ __ ] fun i don't even know what that is i can't even scare him but is that a jump um well this is uh interesting i mean you spend the whole time trying to figure out now i gotta fight another boss oh this is great hey is this a from software game that was made after 2016 every boss has two or three phases i should be aware that now you gotta be [ __ ] kidding me that was absolute dog [ __ ] like give me a break are you serious really dodge grabs except when you can't i did that i timed that so perfectly i did why is that not hitting him what the [ __ ] give me the break what i feel i'm going to be here for a while i'm in trouble now man the dodge frames i can't know god damn it i might stop drinking i'm still alive hi holy [ __ ] this is insane in fact you've got to do this twice with the loops that i've only seen one time i'll be here for the next three straight days i tried to jump this wasn't fast enough nope i think it was just so debilitating seeing that i had to fight i like drained a bunch of energy and now i gotta fight this oh [ __ ] me this is gonna be horrible whatever i'll do it i don't understand man like even like come on like really why is this still a problem what the [ __ ] why do they have to still be an issue like after 15 years still all right guys we get to see the second phase again are you ready i'm excited oh man i don't know what the [ __ ] he's doing it was sweet i don't [ __ ] get it i don't i'm gonna try again what am i doing what that takes so long that takes forever that takes forever why would you ever have that that oh i'm gonna do a little stance now and pray i don't have any healing this is [ __ ] in sane it's just it's fighting just two bosses back to back that are not completely different from each other you gotta fight the the ape and then you're gonna fight the headless horseman with a sword my goodness this is [ __ ] crazy they're not [ __ ] around it took until like the dark souls 3 dlc before you go to boss like this all right five heals let's go come on bring this [ __ ] giant donkey kong [ __ ] into the grave all right here we go wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let's make this quick let's let's get some [ __ ] like with a pacifying agent and i think i'm going to take like a cookie here i don't know i'll wait till he gets up and i'm going to do [ __ ] i got to get a plan here i'm gonna use a okay i don't know i'm gonna use the i'm just going in hard you ready no um uh vitality damage for no ah no take it off a take i'm already panicking okay i'm gonna take this one this one attack sugar let's go here we go go mistake mistake mistakes what the [ __ ] is that move what do i do what do i do oh my god i can't see the water is [ __ ] me up no wrong wrong wrong all right what happened what the [ __ ] is going on i go oh [ __ ] jesus so [Music] right no no like there's no the [ __ ] camera man you see what i'm talking about give me a break that's so hard to do that it's so difficult to find a little spot it really is it's [ __ ] ridiculous see like it's like where the [ __ ] can i even grab from here i don't even want to get close to him one more of those and i'm [ __ ] dead i can stay near like a tree get out get out get out get out okay [ __ ] nah [ __ ] i was that was a different combo okay come on i got this [ __ ] let's go oh no oh oh oh oh [ __ ] i got nowhere to go i have to take it no god damn it this is insane oh no this is so i had it too it's just so awkward and i got no more pacifying agents oh my god he's incredibly [ __ ] difficult damn it oh i have no more power god damn it you can hold run i know it's just it's so i just it's it's real easy to say oh you can just do this you can just do that when you're in the [ __ ] driver's seat when you're in the when you're piling the airplane it's a lot harder a lot easier said than done i had it too so close you just gotta you gotta parry that string when he's in that second phase those weird awkward thrusting and then he does the big one overhead and then you get the free hits but [ __ ] man you gotta do that so many times i feel like i'm not doing any damage to him i really think i might have to start drinking it'll like loosen me up a little i think because right now i'm like i'm like [ __ ] tilted right now i'm not even angry just like [ __ ] man everything's gonna be so perfect ah yeah i i don't know guys i might have to take a second here i've been here for like 45 straight minutes man okay i gotta just be clean all right if i die again i'm going i'm popping the bottle of wine and if i beat him i'm popping the bottle of wine anyway from victory if i get there with at least like three or four and i thought like the dodge frame why i even have a dodge why even tell me to dodge grabs when the i-frames for dodging grabs is like there's none i didn't that would have gone [ __ ] you that like 180 degree insta turned into grab i got one no pacifying agents just to power everything and run i'm gonna try oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] whoa he stopped mid animation you [ __ ] what a dick [ __ ] that was so ridiculous sometimes he changes that combo in the middle i am gonna have to tell you guys something here right now okay i'm ready to take this i'm ready to take this in fact i'm ready to take this that's positioning oh my god i [ __ ] it up over here [Music] it's done it's time to take [ __ ] he doesn't kill him kill him please take to worry about don't get up again he better not get up again if he gets up again i'm quitting the game i heard the scream oh my god that was [ __ ] ridiculous when they throw the second face [ __ ] at you you just you gotta redo the whole you gotta relearn the whole fight twice oh man hey i told you win or lose yeah it's time for a glass of wine sweat check i'm not wearing any clothes i'll put a t-shirt on and i'll get the bottle of wine though honest to god i will never understand why i am the way that i am you know something you think about that they're like four bottles of wine in this house there's no way to open them i just keep adding to my collection oh that sounds good they've corked i can't open them i never get a wine opener i just keep adding to my pantry of wines i can't you can't use a knife i'll you'll [ __ ] it up but it's all right we'll do the next best thing that's a cider all right guys cheers everybody this is a cider you that was [ __ ] insane this game's crazy drinking at four o'clock in the afternoon it's five o'clock in the afternoon therefore it's legal it's legal now i can do it now i need to go like a light jog after that one what's wrong with your sideburns they're always [ __ ] up i have like a misshapen face so they're never going to be correct sorry i look lovely thank you what's going on here what's going on here okay i thought hair just fell out but it was actually on the screen why don't you do face game always have face cam on dude you'll get like more viewers so who's my favorite boss so far uh for those of you that have gotten this far and played this far probably uh guinea churro that one felt the most uh i felt that one was the most involved for me a giant gorilla throwing [ __ ] at you and i mean this was cool all right i'm think i'm ready typical souls camera right oh look at that sorry complain complain come all right let me ask you how many of you guys have watched other streamers play uh this game maybe a bunch of you go what what's percentage-wise okay let's say i'm not percentage but where do i fit in like the streamer complains about the video game and is like angry at the video game where do i sit there you know let's say one is streamer didn't do it at all and 10 is streamer is so obnoxious with how much they're talking about how the game's not good and how it's the game is hard and it's too hard and i hate this game it's stupid the mechanics are dumb like where do i sit there about a four okay all right i'm alright with the four keep me honest though if i get over a five if we get to like six territory you guys gotta let me know okay i don't wanna i don't wanna get to sex territory get her off the screen let me ask you this she should have much knowledge let me ask you this do you believe let me ask you this superman do you believe i gotta get it right let me ask you something superman do you bleed perfect drunk off of one cider i've had a sip and a half of cider logically speaking and scientifically speaking what you are describing is not possible okay it's not physically possible um yeah it's a poison swamp they i don't know why they keep making these at this point it's an inside joke right it's a joke this is them just making a joke there's no way that they do this again this is specifically to make people like me angry why really we've done this like six times the sludge you can't go that fast poison like they okay how hold on you then they've done fire level lava level they've done ice level poison level too much why don't you do like a celestial level or something get us like onto the rainbow road and go to outer space or something it's their signature at this point well this signature is a [ __ ] mess i can't even read it it's just like scribble whatever who cares just give me my i would you what's your tip oh six percent what a dick what my hamburger was a little undercooked you're a dick a six percent tip is not a a big tip six percent six percent is like the server didn't refill your water one time she came over and said that your shirt looks ugly and was visibly drunk at work all right i will okay i'll give you one i'm gonna dial back my um poison swamp stupid thing because at least i can jump from tree to tree here it's not totally awful yeah okay i mean this is not that bad i don't like this already hmm ah huh apparently there's a there's something here i have to react immediately uh ghosts in the walls or rock people even further down oh jesus christ okay that was scary is there something i need to do here i think i'm i don't know it's just should i sneak oh thank you come on do it again no you're just annoying jesus oh god i'm trying to i'm trying to catch it just go am i i don't am i gonna do the thing the thing that i made the joke about that wasn't even real i don't know where i ended up where am i i don't know where i am where the [ __ ] am i i'm gonna die this is i'm i can't i'm wasting so many of these ah do you know i wish instead of just teleporting you to a random spot it's so easy to get lost i wish they would just do the mario kart thing if you fall off and like he too comes over and pulls you up you know i mean like i don't even know the hell it didn't put me went to a black screen and i teleported to a random place on the map it's the snake boss isn't it no not another one of these scenarios where i have to hide no oh okay but that's not possible i didn't know this was here i didn't know this was here um oh [ __ ] there's a guy with a frying pan isn't it no no he was hiding from a snake too i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't i didn't mean to but i did all right um up and then sneak that's it i have to do this okay well that's unfortunate there was another place i could go [Laughter] finger whistle can i finger the snake try fingering the monkey that's hiding behind the snake will that scare the monkey right okay i remember this now bye you ain't gonna throw me off here ah that was death i would have died right there thank god i got the intuition of a goddamn leopard you just killed a homeless guy in a cave um no i didn't well yes i did okay that zombie did not have a home he was walking around aimlessly so yes that zombie was probably homeless probably sheena depths back to the poison wonderful can i make this no i think i can kill this guy well i thought i thought okay he could still hit me from here snake eyes uh okay okay fine okay that's that's snake eyes on the right there he shoots the gun this is just the item run oh what wow no [ __ ] way that was unbelievable okay i think i got all the items jesus no i can't oh you can't dodge in the water you can't dodge in the water great oh i fought this lady before it's just one of these but not with a guy raining mortars everywhere there's like three people doing that here oh my lord i have to go around and kill all of them one by one jesus this is i was i was about to say stupid i was about to don't say it yet don't see it i'm i'm at like a three or four right now don't do it here we go ready all right one on one come on in whoa oh it's because i'm in the [ __ ] swamp oh that sucks very bad very [ __ ] bad i can't dodge this is actually this is a terrible idea god damn it almost almost almost almost get out of here all right mini boss done thank you for the 90 military gang coming in courtesy of my local casino losing for once love you thank you comedy chat man gambling money glad you made it out glad you made it out of the casino with some cash endorses gambling i i've already we've talked about gambling already if you're just going to enjoy yourself and have some fun at the casino and you're of age then yeah like you can have some fun but don't just don't go overboard don't you just have fun don't do anything crazy find a small minimum table play minimum bets enjoy the atmosphere and know what to do know when to get out vegas corrupted them oh i did i'm fine but i am absolutely i'm grateful to take your casino winnings comedy chat man who gave another 50 what if i said i won this with max bet uh look so that hey that's on you to decide i'm not going to tell you not to max bet nonetheless that's still that's another fifty dollars oh jesus is that another that's another rape no no no no that's not another rape do i have to do this again does this one have a headless horseman thing no way do you have to do this again i refuse to believe that no way that's not true you know i don't have to do this they're not going to play that same card twice why would they do that that makes no sense i just need to prove demise this is like a a scripted moment i'm not going to jump down here and like the snake's going to eat them or something or they're going to get a fight it's going to be like the t-rex versus the velociraptors all right i don't believe they're going to do this again but let's go let's see what happens is it the same guy it's the same it's the same eight okay well hopefully my muscle memory is still here so what is phase three of eight he has two bars what the hell could this be does he put the head back on and [ __ ] start singing i don't understand like what's he gonna do all right here we go what is this what's the next phase okay we're just gonna stay here we're gonna just keep he's running away he's gonna put the head back on had his back on i knew it he it's a tag team fight okay that's just [ __ ] fantastic what the hell do you do sir who i don't have to fight him anymore i just have to avoid him are you serious he doesn't have a health bar anymore um well [ __ ] off i don't know where i am back it up there it is come on no don't do it don't do it don't don't easy easy i got them right where i want them [Music] [ __ ] come on he's so close look at that hell got you [ __ ] all right get out of my way let's go ain't gonna do that [ __ ] to me i ain't going down here not gonna happen no you call the tag team fight in there oh what's that doesn't even [ __ ] matter don't get cocky don't get cocky you didn't win yet holiday oh you are so close i'm topping myself off see you later hey call your mother for me you're gonna get up again unbelievable i can't believe that they did that you're gonna stand up i know it there's two of course you're gonna stand the [ __ ] up why wouldn't you of course you are he's dead he's gonna come back i got him okay he's dead is he dead is he dead is he gonna stand up he i hope not dude if i come back here and have to do that [ __ ] again oh come on oh well let's return to the chickens any more chickens no just one hiding over here oh by the way i first tried that double ape thing just case somebody wasn't paying attention i told you i was gonna do it once you know what i'm gonna use one of these like what is this sure like just do it oh uh not yet whoa not yet hold on who this game is relentless i just did double ape and there's already a guy standing there that guy also doesn't have a head is that a small ape what's with small ape without head just wait there's other [ __ ] up here i'm not gonna run into a wall for the next 40 minutes right now oh let me just get some stuff and just take a look around this there's three sacks down there that's got to be a trap right who who is it what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i'm broken i think i've heard that holy [ __ ] i knew it was kind of just get it get them get them oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] oh boy this is bad very bad i'm dead there's like 50 people down here get me out get me out get me out out where the [ __ ] did i just fall what the hell see you anybody of course right sure you seriously seriously where what what the [ __ ] it why he he's all the way across there unbelievable i can't do this that guy has to die where's this [ __ ] there it is my [ __ ] god there's so many oh my god they just aren't okay not gonna happen sorry no finally can i get a second here now can i get the actual items please scrap somebody else is up here there you are laser lightning vision doesn't matter where you are i'll have tracking and line of sight on you forever did you jump [ __ ] it i still got you are you between are you across the map through mist two thousand feet away i still got you in the head this guy likes to complain huh it was across the map the mist i get complained about that where'd he go i'm gonna kick him wow dishonorable dishonor okay this guy's gonna [ __ ] kill me the dirt throwing [ __ ] oh no he had air pods in he can't see or smell or whatever no i'm only doing one at a time look you can't do it invisible and how did i not block you oh the complaints are starting to pile up he's starting to get to like a four let's go into a five well this there's a guy here now who the [ __ ] is this what oh it's all about the monkeys welcome to sakiro do you like apes oh my god it's a drunk guy [ __ ] me really i don't have any healing i don't know if i'll be able to beat this guy with just one then i'll help [Music] back it up i'm surprised i have to fight this guy again it's a grab right [Music] that was weird oh i'm [ __ ] bad idea bad idea get me the [ __ ] out of here you gotta kill me right now i can't jump off the wall oh game i hate you you put like two defensive linemen and every place that i want to go there's a guy downstairs the guy upstairs what the hell is in here nothing oh [ __ ] he's chasing me oh [ __ ] that he can't get over here right oh thank god it's just fairly out of reach everybody calling me a coward right now uh yeah i'm sorry i'm not gonna fight this guy with no health potions i do what i haven't seen in like 22 hours of gameplay i'm not gonna fight him right now i need help okay this is a this is like a zoidberg i don't get a i don't get a thing for zoidberg uh well time to die dude i still got it i just got sucked [Laughter] love of grave wax wow that guy i just destroyed that guy that was the scream that i make did you almost just get grabbed by the monkey boss okay what in the name of god is going on here all right i gotta pee how many dogs gotta go i just gotta go and swing him there's a bunch of dogs just swinging everybody sometimes you got to spam dogs all right it's time just to see what the hell you got going on over here get off me really what is this resident evil one yes gourd seed oh i'm just picking up items oh oh somebody's got me get off again too many too many guns too many tons we got a guy with the bell make it make it make it make it come on grab you i got it you want some monkey booze i got it here i brought something for you monkey booze is it aaron monkey booze dude i can't wait for the youtube channels that come out with whistling finger the diy monkey booze from sikiro it was from his unique ring one part simple syrup ring two parts grenadine a splash of sprite strangely i'll take seven million views please thank you guys [ __ ] it like a monkey does monkeys aren't [ __ ] their food they [ __ ] their hands and throw it at people why are we owning we're just owning man this is a stream where you come and you see me own in a game i spent like 16 hours fighting the double monkey headless thing now i own here i kind of want monkey boots monkey booze is the moonshine of sekiro right i was rescued by a monkey after all this is some jungle book [ __ ] here you eating a rice ball i want to be like you maybe an ape like you george didn't they add that character didn't that care to not exist yeah king louie does not exist in that story disney added that character monkey sorry to ruin your childhood i've heard the mortal blade is in senpo temple will you obtain it for me as you wish i mean as long as you don't get too prideful in full metal alchemist same actress i see you gathering i went i went i went i went um just because you reference an animated show like well you're not left you're not allowed to ever watch a single anime ever never you never i'm not you're never allowed to watch a single animated television show that's not spongebob or family guy i've watched one anime per year and they're all right they're fine i don't know i don't know you're a liar too why must everyone hide she's gonna go like i told you i knew it that's a slash that that is not a slash [Music] easy here that's okay it's a sweep it's a sweep oh boy oh boy i just took a [ __ ] big head that was a crab i don't have any [ __ ] clue oh my lord it's like one two three four five [Music] she's like illusions [Music] yikes okay well lady just relax for a second so i can that's a girl she's a sweep and a grab you like fire what about about this okay fireworks work every time she's really really good at this game easy don't break the posture here this one hurry up here we go all right you can turn it like a [ __ ] demon [Music] [Laughter] oh i go posture watch that posture [Music] [ __ ] man i'm in trouble here yeah i'm dead why would you hide him probably all right well i'm starting to figure it out all right come in aggressive don't let her get a move in oh my god i wasn't even paying attention to my health whoa i kept wasn't looking at it i wouldn't pay any attention to it at all i was zoned the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that was [ __ ] what a mistake you know what's funny my beer is directly in the way of the health bar get to a point where i can't see it i'm gonna throw this thing i'm gonna spike this into a wall behind me [ __ ] baseball throw this beer out of the way i'm so tilted right now i'm stupid [ __ ] beer in my way i'm about to baseball throw this into the wall it was right in the spot where like i couldn't see the health bar get out of my [ __ ] way jesus the streamer can't move ahead to see health bar you have to pay complete attention to everything that they're doing [Music] all right one down one down don't maybe baseball throw [ __ ] come on [Music] really get give me a [ __ ] two seconds lady come here don't let her just get it get just get right up in there where do you go you got nothing you [ __ ] see get germa doesn't give a [ __ ] if we backseat um i mean to an extent i do right but stuff something like hey you know that if you consume that then you get another resurrective power i mean that's fine but don't tell me the [ __ ] next boss or you know like goodbye how do i break the game so far on a scale of one to ten hmm that's tricky uh i feel like a seven maybe like a six point four no i'll be honest with you i'll be completely honest i'm not going to pretend to be like 9 8. i think this is like an eight four right now the swamp brought it down to a 70 because it was like a 90. i told you if there's if there was a swamp in the game i was going to give it a minus two letter grades and it did uh it is since from from the two letter grades come up to about an 84. we'll see how the game continues this is just something here there it is okay um hi all right you are illusion cannot what about those hold on wait just a minute wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait that's a sweep hold on uh what about these oops he looks like a he looks like an illusion okay that's not a terrible thing to do not a terrible boot set so far hello as you swing a lot how do you fireworks how are you doing how do you get the fireworks dude fireworks is as effective as the snapbeat things oops i didn't block that [Music] oh that's a thrust different [ __ ] different moves okay what's this what's the handmade i blocked it now that was a sweep oh [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] you don't have very much time at all [Music] damn it that's hard to read not terrible though i got a feeling this is gonna be phase one [Music] [ __ ] that was a sweep [Music] [ __ ] okay i gotta get that down [ __ ] you [Music] that's just we've got too many move sets man what a fantastic camera you have in this video game it's like the best it's it's the best camera i've ever seen but the best i've ever used better than mario 64. i'll tell you [Music] [Music] i carried them all too [Music] how many pellets i think i do damn [Music] what's phase two let's see it [Music] am i getting baited here okay allows one to dive underwater as well as breathe underwater indefinitely oh man i can dive underwater oh best camera i've ever seen in my life that's true though come on give me a break it just went like right into his pelvis for five straight seconds camera's not that bad i no it's not but in a game like this that requires such pinpoint focus something like that can ruin an attempt like the camera going like like zooming straight into the front of your face and you can't see the animations they're doing you could that could ruin an entire attempt and then i would just complain about it and i blame the camera good thing i didn't have to do that how would you have the camera behind you in the corner spin around and show it from a bird's eye i'm serious have it come up and have a bird's eye like isometric camera for like two seconds and spin in circles [Laughter] that's i'm [ __ ] kidding it's hard to do that it's you have a game engine right that's not easy to do i i don't know it isn't that doesn't mean i'm not going to complain about it sometimes make the obstacles transparent has been a staple for years yeah i mean i guess you could do a thing where like for instance like this if when the camera the camera could essentially just i don't know how you would do it but because this sucks right it's too close and if the guy's in front of me he's taking up the whole screen and it's like oh [ __ ] i gotta go so i'm gonna figure it out in like a hundred years they've had a cup that was a couple of fun fights in a row all right we've gone for it's like an 86 now something that this game does that all the other ones that they've ever made don't do is a lot of the the mini boss mini boss boss they don't really give you any time at all alright when you think you got a second nope here's another fight i actually i like it though let me go fight some of these there's a couple of mini bosses that i want to take down let me go back here let me go fight the headless ape thing what do you got you i'm looking at you first of all what am i thinking here because i'm gonna just jump down on top of you if i can no we don't need crutches let's [ __ ] go i was gonna say you're done but that's terrific i can't dodge here [Applause] no dodging allowed against this guy oh my health i wasn't looking at my health again the most important thing in the game and i'm just like i guess he does damage even if you bury that's why i'm not paying attention to it um i might have to use an item here [Applause] that chip damage is insane um yeah i'll do this again i have that item that stops all illusions right [Applause] holy [ __ ] that was a one that was a one hit kill made for driving away apparations hmm well that dude looks like an aberration if i was in operation i would that's be that's who i would be divine confetti i'm gonna let's see what happens [Applause] um i just kind of scratched my ass for a second all right let me reach in my pocket and let nope sorry i'll eat my [ __ ] ass hold on you want to use this item let me get it and use i don't what the [ __ ] [ __ ] what the [ __ ] i don't even know what this is supposed to be doing what i get it okay i thought i for a second i thought it was gonna get rid of like the illusions i thought it was gonna get rid of this [ __ ] i didn't oh my god give me a [ __ ] break i didn't know it coated my sword i thought it was like a thing where it got rid of the mist or something really it doesn't say that it doesn't say it coats your weapon it just said it drives away operations [Applause] oh my god [Applause] this terror builder is [ __ ] killing me [Applause] dude that happened so fast give me a break you don't even get a tenth of a second do that holy [ __ ] this guy sucks you don't even get like a quarter of a second to react to that this is gonna be [ __ ] miserable i'm dead [ __ ] jesus christ oh my god this is just i hate this dude that terror build up if he touches you [ __ ] once he's gonna [ __ ] be behind me i hate this [ __ ] i hate this guy oh my god oh my god i this is the worst boss in the whole game i hate this so much i have to beat this though holy [ __ ] this is bringing me like a six or seven right now this [ __ ] is gonna bring me to like an eight this is the lag this is my last attempt on him [ __ ] terror [Applause] dude i'm always dead again he's going to stab him no no [ __ ] this game [ __ ] this boss this is stupid like this eats [ __ ] it still builds terror even when you walk i'm dead here man i'm [ __ ] dead [Applause] i got no more i got one [Applause] jesus more [ __ ] that guy i'm never fighting that guy again i'd rather just piss down on his head right now what a waste of [ __ ] items oh [ __ ] that enemy i just brought it down to a 7-2 that's a 7-2 no it is doesn't want to learn how to beat no i know how to beat him it's just the terror build up the fact that you can't dodge you can't dodge and the terror build up even when you block i know you have to parry but his moves are [ __ ] hard to parry because he's such a slow [ __ ] right that's a hard [ __ ] encounter [ __ ] that encounter you could do it you locked in place you need a special item to fight him oh poop in that guy's [ __ ] mouth seriously he missed whoa he's gonna try to catch me oh my god how many times does he do this what the [ __ ] [Music] oh my god you psycho does the bar have to be so tiny like look at that it's hard to tell if it's fallen out that takes up like [ __ ] not even a quarter of a percent of those the real estate on the screen [Music] a little tiny baby like fingernail posture bar can i make that even five percent bigger he seems heated i am i can't get that [ __ ] stupid headless dumb [ __ ] face enemy out of my mind i hate that thing i wish i could go into the games code and delete it you want to see my fit you don't want to see my face trust me fly kite up let go what the [ __ ] is going on let go i can't why can't i let go of this is this is it part of the game well uh thanks to somebody in chat i had to press e on the keyboard that would have been so lame if i just got stuck there forever no this is not a place i want to be oh [ __ ] watch out for them oh boy how the hell was i supposed to know there's three dudes over here oh my goodness holy [ __ ] that guy did like 80 percent of my health in one hit what the [ __ ] oh god this is a whole like prayer it's like five people in here doing prayers oh you guys got a [ __ ] roach problem get some like get the orchid man in here for crying out loud jesus oh come on oh oh there's a huge guy there too um who are i got a gourd seed has not done um all right gourd seed and pick up the [ __ ] item this is not good this is very bad window right here out the window somebody to talk to you guys can't get out here right no i'm safe good to go [Laughter] oh [ __ ] off no what am i gonna do about this well [Music] are you still alive how's that person still living what the hell of course is a cockroach okay can i lose them [ __ ] there are two kinds one is fresh the other is dried it's over there the freshman's over there over the cliff through the hole that's where you'll find it fresh what are you talking about something troubling you for rice for me that's the way rice i say if something is troubling you your mind bless me with rice any time okay all right all right all right have any rice rice from the divine child why am i panicking because i have to read that fast or someone will throw a rock at me jesus oh no okay yeah good luck no thanks there's another one there's two oh you [ __ ] why oh i am at the very beginning oh [ __ ] all right that's fun it's fun having the indicator there and when i jump it just disappears it's not there anymore that's great i love it it's my favorite thing about again i'm almost at the top of this damn mountain what's up here oh what an idiot that's the first enemy in the entire game to do that no other enemy has done that he's the first one red and white pinwheel everyone's right here pinwheel that's i don't i don't know what this is for but there's i hope i don't die to that thing yeah i mean [Laughter] yeah [ __ ] this yeah okay yeah really i wonder if i'm gonna be safe for the sake god damn it only hurts what's that video i don't know that he's doing something weird check out that [ __ ] posture easy oh it hurts no no no no i timed it too it was gonna get it didn't get it didn't get it didn't get it didn't get it [ __ ] i had it too [ __ ] you i had it get out of here what oh okay well that's i'm not entirely sure what i gotta knock him off the cliff that's very clear right knock him off the cliff yeah did somebody just say i read chat how the hell would i do that during that fight let me just peer over here just take a look what you guys what no he's like breaking the sides like how would i read [ __ ] chapter in that [Music] punch because that's a ton of posture damage [ __ ] monkey give me a break oh my god they don't let up at all like kiss guys [Music] oh my god [ __ ] you ethan i love the use of the monkeys in this game they are kind of just everywhere they're just everywhere here's the other side of the bridge oh well isn't that nice okay that's what what am i what do you what do i do now i don't that's the dead end up do i have to go back up i'm not going to fight those guys are you kidding me dude this place is kind of hell i picked up an item and they spawned like four ghosts so now i got it like this is hell this is actual hell i don't know where the [ __ ] the game wants me to go at this point i don't care i'm going up here and then we're going up there i think i think [ __ ] [Laughter] no it's oh my god oh no no no yes sakiro skip all enemies i'm not dealing with you guys not now no escape there's no escape is there is something else i can get here oh at this point i kind of just you gotta just go i gotta go i just have to i have to get out of here there's too many people here there are too many of you here touch it what is this oh no what did i just do i activated something i teleported somewhere folding screen monkeys folding screen monkeys monkeys and wolves are alike are returned to their initial states however a monkey caught in the folding screen will not escape okay i know i don't understand what they want me to do here come here get over here [ __ ] you this is [ __ ] fold that surprise [ __ ] [Music] you're a dumbass what the [ __ ] [Music] what's going on i'm of terror terror terror terror terror terror what the [ __ ] who is this why oh there's a bunch of them now what the hell why are they all here where's the green one oh god i don't know where this other monkey is huh oh [ __ ] man oh there's too many of them i don't know i don't know found the green [ __ ] right there green come here you son of a [ __ ] hey no no get over here get come here oh he's already gone wait a minute what if i do this what the [ __ ] was that that's not where i was aiming oh god oh god damn it can i go back to sword fighting remember the game about fighting with your sword not like chasing monkeys [Laughter] ring the bell oh my [ __ ] god i don't know can i throw a [ __ ] knife at him [Music] get out of here die why can't i just fall from here knock bell bell bell bell bell bell do it [ __ ] eat [ __ ] that was fun skero has a gamer neck what are you talking about he doesn't have a gamer neck i accept its power new sword capable of slaying the undying its crimson blade will take the life of any who dares draw it without the power of resurrection one could not hope to wield this weapon which allows them to defeat even infested beings long conceal within the i'm going i'm going back and i'm gonna kill the [ __ ] i'm gonna go kill that [ __ ] uh hopefully he's still there lying on the ground all right here we go time for you to permanently die i didn't die to the screen monkeys what are you talking about where are you getting that info from it took me a while the pain in the ass oh my god i did not see you damn it man where the f where did it even come from what oh this is a fight egg three cool no thanks what the hell is this who is there somebody behind this door oh god is it doesn't open from the side i'm so confused why is this whole area different oh okay this whole thing's different weird oh god damn it i'm soaking oh god give me a break i didn't even know what direction that guy was facing oh i'm so annoyed like the hyper focus it's hard to have any of your other senses work when you play this game jesus christ that's just the thing that batman does before bane [ __ ] breaks his back it doesn't do anything [Music] oh i just [ __ ] dove into it gamer fatigue it's time for a break i'll see you tomorrow oh my god playing secure for six hours or seven hours is like running 200 marathons oh no this is i remember you we're just back up here again this is the didn't we do this already uh [Music] okay this is a boss i ain't doing this tonight i can tell you some i can tell you right now uh obey the iron code for say kuro break the iron code stay loyal to kuro isn't the iron code to protect kuro i thought that was the whole point i don't know does this matter i did say i was going to stay loyal i cannot do as you ask this is what i've decided and i'm so glad we got to come up here and find it fast zone and i can't wait for us to see this tomorrow this is gonna be the fight of a lifetime tomorrow afternoon i've got news for you enough talk in a while since we did this give me your all [Music] see you tomorrow just kidding first try i can't wait to put like a real attempt in tomorrow at between 3 and 4 p.m pacific time he's not even trying i i'm just tired so you really just gotta run the [ __ ] up there one more try one one try one try with actual uh healing potions and [ __ ] let's go let's go in a while since we did this spongebob [Music] that does way too much posture damage don't i'm going to dodge that [Music] no that's actually a good opportunity for me to come in for an attack [Music] broken oh damn i don't really have an opportunity to attack him i'm trying to think about the best place he's just super aggressive even when you parry like three or four times in a row [Music] damn [ __ ] man all right whatever [Music] i think it's just dancing around until he does that move and then getting the actual health damage on him that's what i that's what i would say if i were a video gamer oh he didn't swing hmm [Music] just like the turtle [Music] i bought the same idea what's wrong with me i have a status effect problem what is this effect [Music] that was a mistake oh [ __ ] back it up something else besides that i just won what's phase two dad ow wait wait please all right that was cute it was cute did you really just do the ric flair poison [Music] oh what what oh he's right there watch out get that out of here [ __ ] that stay away from the right side while i have a second i gotta put this [ __ ] on the bar i'm gonna put on the antidote just in case and just in case of an emergency [Music] don't let them get [ __ ] behind you he's gonna do something wacky this is what i put it on the bar for that's what i put it on the bar for but i'm all right [Music] back it up that hurts no you don't [Music] ain't got nothing on me dad i don't know what [ __ ] that was oh it was posture hill [ __ ] i got you i got you getting close [Music] get in here i'll take you down to zero health [Music] oh whoa miss dodge miss dodge thank you [ __ ] [Music] now bye dad bye dad i'm the real shinobi unless you have a phase three you taught me well i hope you don't that was a i like that fight a lot why is it both of all the fights that took place on this platform are my favorite i don't know why and that's gonna call it tonight i bet you i'll get real salty tomorrow too yeah all right i'm strapped in i can't get out now my arms are tied to the chairs my back is tied to the back of the chair and i have to beat sakiro today the worst thing okay i'm gonna give you some insight on uh a streamer inside okay so i just i had to grab like two things so i had to go up the stairs otto you good okay auto's been out back upstairs and then i just sat here and i forgot that i'm like hey guys how are you hey welcome to the broadcast somebody said wouldn't you have finished any dark souls by now uh dark souls 3 took me like four or five streams didn't it and this game is harder than dark souls in my opinion i think it's more difficult than any of the dark souls games somebody said no you're bad i beat owl first try and it be double gorilla first try but i'm terrible at the game though you know just awful i mean he's just terrible at this game everything about he's terrible at the game i mean he's just so bad i can't even understand how awful he is the double gorilla where you fight two gorillas at the same time one of them has that and he beat it first try i mean he's so awful at games like this i just can't i i can't even watch him well i just made a choice to protect him right leave to see that you are safe this was in his possession this branch this is the tree branch it's from the ever blossom tree yeah i killed my father for stick yeah i could have just gone outside to any tree out there i could have just okay i could have like sneezed over here and he was like what was that could have walked over grabbed a branch from here just snapped it off and been like here it is and he would have been like oh thanks what's so special about that bridge i can finally die my shame for not following my master into death can finally you're certain of this yes i want you to kill me as you wish go on do it how do i do it can i do it any way i want like could i get up there and drop a piano on him oh he has to die by this sword right whoa there he's a centipede inside of him what oh why the [ __ ] does he have that inside of his body all right i'm just figuring out people that can't die have the centipede worm inside them that's [ __ ] up wait do i have one of those inside of me i probably do imagine figuring that out imagine seeing that that's what makes people stay alive forever don't kill me yet but just like i just want to know if it's in there are you going to try to kill headless today i don't even want to hear that name i don't even want to know that character exists it'll automatically make me upset in fact i'm already mad now i don't even want to think about it just so you know your chat's being monitored and recorded 24 7. this is the internet if you don't think that everything you've ever typed in this chat is could be pulled up somewhere we're in 2019 man it's the internet yeah so so when you told me like two weeks ago to suck a fart out of your ass somebody can just find you saying that i just i hope everyone's aware of this like when you told chat that you ate a booger out of your nose and you liked how it tasted and you were like [ __ ] man that's like weird but i don't know why i like that it's five years from now someone can look what that is look at that was like your future employer gonna go to your twitch chat log and see what you wrote uh it says here that uh is it was your username [ __ ] eater 106 um yeah oh well but what about this one that's [ __ ] eater 107 108 109 and 110. those are all tied to the same uh ip address is that also you yup yeah it is oh um any reason why you made five [ __ ] eater usernames i'm just curious well uh you see when i was like when i was like uh i was in this guy germa 985's chat and i got banned like four times for writing i love eating [ __ ] in this chat and i got banned four times over the course of like six months so i just kept making new and new usernames to say that again and i would get removed again and then finally i was removed from the whole website and uh uh what i don't think we at that at johnson and johnson can have somebody like that around here you gotta be careful guys we here at johnson johnson baby tear free shampoo formula company 107 house five through 10 100 through 106 got banned because we were putting formaldehyde in baby shampoo we got banned five times as a company somebody wrote egg mod that guy for like 30 seconds that's a big giant goat foot that's how somebody's playing the claw game i got it what the hell okay this just got weird that's mojo from chrono cross odd reference i know but it is where is he delivering me to uh well apparently he hasn't walked in a while i severely overestimated i was lying down for too long i have so much lactic acid built up i'll just let him go here that's just this is fine he ended with a dab oh don't say that your uber is here [Laughter] oh you guys whoa this is cool that was fun that's cool thing in the game so far i hope he gets up when he's i have to fight him please let me fight this guy hey what was it what we ended last night in 8.6 this makes it an 8.7 not that much i only was like 15 seconds this is uh didn't i fight this i felt like the illusion version of this guy okay i i guess we're doing this damn that posture damage is [ __ ] terrible oops [Music] oh [ __ ] i thought he didn't know he's gonna keep going he's got three health bars whoa that hurts [Music] i'm not [ __ ] with that [Music] oh no no no damn it i'm getting too greedy all right there's one what's it gonna do now different same all right this is different um i think i'm just gonna jump up here whoa he can go up what the [ __ ] oh what he has an extra long sword now okay maybe not a good idea [Music] [Music] wowie back it up back it up back it up back up back back back back [ __ ] i didn't time it right all right let's go let's go i think i think i know what he's gonna do oh here comes the centipede is he gonna do the mist again oh that didn't work okay all right all right all right slow it down whoa he does it's all slides i gotta get the [ __ ] away from him [Music] it slashes all right let's go that's a grab no it's not is it terror i don't [ __ ] have any idea what that is curious that's terror isn't it he's curious faster it's not even worth walking these because it takes too much whoop that's far didn't jump fast enough you know posture candy i think is what i gotta use here [Applause] [Music] damn it that was quick i haven't given up yet i ain't giving up yet hold on so what's this posture right i need i need posture candy [Music] [ __ ] not good [Music] back it up back it up man [Music] [Music] wow [Music] hmm um [Music] hmm don't you forget about me thus the wrong thing equipped that's the wrong thing wrong thing [Music] hmm wow [Music] everybody [Music] [Music] oh it's okay it's okay fire fire i bring you fire i am the god of hellfire and i bring you fire i'm telling you i got locked in the in the wall there that was very bad that was so scary without that without the firecrackers i'm dead that was a last-ditch effort to cracker him oh that was a fun fight the last three they've done like the lucky the last like three fights have just been awesome he hated the guardian ape now guardian was [ __ ] cool it was just that secret second boss fight it's just [ __ ] hard as [ __ ] damn all right i'm ready i told you i was gonna come ready to play today tells you that last night owl gone in a [ __ ] try today let's go i'm ready to game i've got my caramel macchiato from starbucks it sucks it's really not that good but i still have it i don't know if anybody else gets like this when they play these games but after like an intense fight that you win it doesn't i don't know why this doesn't happens when you lose maybe it's because your body doesn't have any time to relax but after killing that guy i was like this like and i do you need a second to just [ __ ] relax yeah whoa okay it doesn't happen when i lose i think it's your body just unwinding because you're so wound up the whole time i just gonna look at this where's the selfie camera just take a pic take a a note from the spiderman whatever he's my friend see i didn't kill him i just brought him back as a close friend of mine what do you want to do i don't know finally have a go okay you can co-op now this is how you do co-op in uh securo oh god damn it dude really you got hit by the [ __ ] arrow there now we have to go back to the beginning i have to reload the game just try not to die from software is like the worst making co-op parts of video games like i have let me go back and put my soap stone down again god damn it i didn't even know what that was i don't know what happened [ __ ] god damn it yeah so i see you in 22 more minutes what a funny streamer thanks i tried do we do like jokes and comedy here i'll give you a routine ready like me playing on the drum not anymore i got you oh my livelihood oh these are the treasures these are the treasures um this is somebody somebody just threw a toaster in here how do i get out of here it's okay this get out of the water get out of the water that guy has lightning i told you do you guys remember when i played hitman and i made the reference i threw like a [ __ ] piece of electrical equipment into the ocean all right i'm sorry guys but like if somebody happens to be swimming in the ocean right now i'm sorry you know what i'm saying but it's gonna i'm sorry i just electrocuted everybody that was in the ocean and everyone laughed at me because i said i was gonna electrocute everybody that was currently in the atlantic ocean are you telling me that i'm i'm i'm [ __ ] now that wouldn't happen would that okay seriously mythbusters if i was in a um if i was in a lake this big and somebody just put an electrical current into the water what would happen would i be fine no nothing okay how small okay at what mythbuster level how small would the body of water have to be if you put like 10 000 watts into the water are we talking like a large swimming pool a bathtub the electrodes would dissipate after 20 feet what okay so if i was in like a swimming pool and you threw like a supercharged toaster into the swimming pool plugged in i'd be fine are we sure let's test it ah no i just don't know like i'm curious okay if like if you that's why they say get out of the water if like there's a thunderstorm right i remember when i was a kid when i was like [ __ ] 10 i had a pool and it was always like the second that you would hear like my father would [ __ ] rip over the sliding door everybody gets the [ __ ] out of the pool right now dad what are you talking about give it a good he was like reaching like trying to grab us like yo if lightning struck inside the pool i'm gonna move on from this conversation because it's [ __ ] stupid okay if lightning struck the atlantic ocean why are people swimming okay i'm done i have to concentrate [Music] ow ow ow no not into the lightning water what no ah where's my heel what the [ __ ] is happening with my heel all right hey look at how beautiful this is remember this you know okay i'll tell you one gripe that i have with the game are you ready are you ready for it not a complaint a gripe it's different so i'm in stealth right now right i'm in sneak mode here we go i'm gonna backstab okay i can't do it now all right what i was gonna say was that was bad uh listen when you backstab somebody in stealth you are automatically like standing up i wish you would just stay scratching because if i sneak up and backstab somebody you're just like this then you can understand it as a little minor gripe what's that guy doing oh he's sucking my life up like i suck in my life up oh god what happens when this fills up what's wrong with me [Laughter] [Music] the only way this guy's from stage right by the way the one guy in chat uh i did look over there and see somebody said let it fill up you get a flute not a joke very clearly that turned out to be a [ __ ] total bunch of horseshit i didn't like it do that on purpose but still like what dog [ __ ] never reading chat ever again by the way if you remember if you read this suck a thought out of my ass you're not you're going to regret that in like five years peek-a-boo that's how you do it i want you to [ __ ] clip that i want you to [ __ ] read into that when you talk about games gamers that you should pay attention to top 10 gamers you should pay attention to in 2019 look at that for a clip keep that one hydrate yeah okay yeah i don't know i think this one like i think there's something wrong with them i don't know like i was watching earlier and i keep that i feel like he was just kind of talking like to somebody in his own head it was really [ __ ] weird it was kind of kind of maybe uncomfortable i don't think i'll be watching again how many times are you gonna make the disillusioned viewer joke as many times as i d necessary [Music] the disillusioned viewers [Music] i do use it a lot don't i every other streamer beat this game are you taking your time or you just bad i tag yeah did they beat the [ __ ] true monk first try you showed me somebody that did i first tried two bosses in a row you want to find me a streamer that's capable or something like that this is gonna be i've seen snow white in the seven dwarves i'm not gonna eat that the courtyard is cursed [Music] that's a big one best to go around it they went up on two wheels for that one i really hope this is not an underwater fight they gave me the dive capability don't put an underwater fight here that's the worst thing they could do no if there really is like an underwater boss fight or something this guy i already know it's going to happen i'm going to in like a year i'm going to be reading and watching youtube videos of top ten from software bosses and this is gonna be number one it wasn't the fight that was hard it was dealing with being underwater and it was unbearable oh no how do i do something about this what do i do i don't know how to that because bad mad because bad mad because bad mad because that i'm not mad at all i look there's no way you saw me through there stupid dumb nothing about it is fun nothing about this it's fun oh my god all right i haven't i have an indicator here what is it is it is it a slash is it a dash is it a crash i don't know i have the indicator for what what is the indicator for if i can't do anything it's a grab but i can't dodge well this went from my favorite area to being my least favorite area in any from software game that they've ever done and i'm talking worse than lost izalith i mean what did did you not finish this one too god damn unbelievable unbelievable not even fun what what was it hitting the wall what was it hitting what what was it hitting i why was i couldn't do the shuriken god don't don't oh my god i have to turn the code why why i have to swing at him [Music] oh my god yeah one of the only one of like the two stealth sections in this whole game activision through activision made him do that activision told him to put a stealth mechanic in wait wait this is activation we're already stealth in our video games and all of our third person adventure games no slow them down i want them to progress through this area at a snail's [ __ ] pace and then they're expected to parry like 200 [ __ ] times in two seconds i don't care if they're gonna kill me i'll keep smoking them don't you guys know the true meaning of when i'm angry my voice gets shorter it i i don't announce eight words i see things fast it's like this my voice drops down like this no it's [ __ ] stupid it's [ __ ] dumb i don't [ __ ] it's [ __ ] not even fun that's how you could do when i started when i do like impressions of activision [ __ ] suits i'm not i just i'm this is fun i'm having a good time why would they put this of course oh my god um um um um please tell me they turn this way do they go down there oh why did they just this is scripted this is a scripted event [Laughter] all right this is the strategy you ready it's seeing a head has to work this has to work okay uh strategy is firecrackers firecrackers kill guy one two three [Music] all right i couldn't shut up i just i did that guy not gonna turn around and see this [ __ ] if he does i'm gonna be in [ __ ] trouble [Music] why no wait get in the water oh my god there's a guy here who's it who is it what's with the indicators no don't get out get out run [Music] i don't even know where that guy came from oh [ __ ] okay i can deal with him here oh you're killing me huh it's like the president oh no it's the president of the whistle club what do i do is he oh it's it's gandalf it's it's the albus dumbledore how many more jokes can i make before i kill him let's see how much more is left at this section i don't like this place i don't like this light it's too if i [ __ ] up anything imagine right now imagine just [ __ ] up now and having to do the whole section over again i don't care if i look like a coward i'm going to do this as slow and as meticulously as stupid as i possibly can oh my god it works it works holy [ __ ] it works is there any more i don't know who's over there is there a guy i don't know what is it [Laughter] slow down [ __ ] man that would have been such a nightmare he keeps crawling around the corner this is harder than a boss it's not it's not it's hard let's just take oh i found a thing thank god wait i hear something moving there's gonna be one right here i'm not gonna be able to commune with this oh yes something over here yes there is look at quick that saved me do you see i've done that too what the [ __ ] is that was that the lightning what just crashed through the bridge what the hell was that what just went in the water god damn it this is mario world this is the fish for mario it's the same colors too this is the gigantic fish from super mario world level three six it's a water boss fight it's an underwater boss fight i'm not happy about this no i'm so bad underwater in every game i'm terrible under pressure literally by the water pressure i can't do it oh no i'm panicking already i'm like psyching myself up guys i scream in real life okay when something like that happens okay what am i doing here just i forget it forget it forget it i don't even want it then a water dog two water dogs three water dogs four water dog oh [ __ ] it's an electricity dog kill it quick oh my god wouldn't that kill the dog just because you have electricity coming out of you doesn't mean you're immune to electricity okay don't you know even when pikachu gets struck by lightning it still does like five percent damage it's just not very effective it still hurts look even okay if you put yourself in a suit of armor and then you jumped in front of a train you're gonna be fine it's gonna hurt though there's a baby no no no no no no no no oh no oh no the laser can shoot through the wall he has a laser that shoots through walls [ __ ] that i don't want to fight you i don't care okay get me up jump grab it no no get me away is he going to shoot me through the wall how far does his like smite ultimate beam go ah [ __ ] it okay watch out for the guy playing soccer all right where do i go where do i go where do i go where's progression i think i'm going over this way yep i found progression is there any way you can go up from there i just do look i think i can dodge the dodgers have to be on point right now yeah i call that one in sick yeah yeah oh i don't think exactly what am i doing hope this is not a bad idea um oh oh um i'm actually terrified is it a beach a house come on give me a thing to grab come on please no don't do it like this don't do it like this something to grab i get nothing to grab oh come on you gotta be kidding me not like this man i can make it i can make it [ __ ] oh no kill that guy first i don't even know what that guy is he's like up here um he just double tapped me no that's not fair it's on the ground and it bounced on my head what oh [ __ ] off [ __ ] off with this i'm out of here there's nowhere i don't know where to go there's nowhere to go what about behind the waterfall i'm going forward let's see nope that did that [ __ ] ain't done yeah that just ain't gonna happen i'm telling you that's it that's not gonna happen this is that you got to be [ __ ] kidding me did you really just hit me from that far away what game is this what video game is this i was a homing missile from across the game what did what game is this i just don't i i'm maybe on the roof like up here i got from behind oh my god oh my god why why there's a place i haven't gone down there and we're gonna do it don't get stuck in a wall i'm going to do it the correct way which is like stuff my body in here and glitch into the wall into a point where i can fall down those stairs i [ __ ] i hate myself so much i [ __ ] can't believe it there's an invisible wall there i can't [ __ ] believe it i cannot believe it i can't believe it i can't believe it i can't [ __ ] believe it just get i'm so i'm so disappointed in myself i i took this i'm so disappointed oh the disappointment is unreal well like typically i am i would be mad about like the bad grade i got on my report card no no my parents would be my parents would be upset with what i just brought home i'm actually more upset than they are there's an idol right there is this a mini boss target him so no it's not a mini boss i just have to deal with this sit down don't stand up hey guys the nightmare is over for now jeremy's afraid of headless yeah i am i could but i i can admit that i'm terrified of fighting that i'm terrified of finding any of the magical people oh that's not gonna work somebody else is hitting me that was a bad idea um that was fun i'm gonna go this way now oh there's a bunny boss under pressure that's how i work what is that okay he kicks balls that's a lightning bolt i got okay i got these idiots over here like fighting me just die like i've got five people throwing rocks at me from behind me let's go you and me lightning balls fine just get up on him right now but that hit me that's okay that's a long wind up long it's even longer than that wait didn't i don't have a move to stop that from happening okay what don't i thought i could like oh that guy you stuck there forever for that though yeah you hit it's attack while you're in the air don't you [ __ ] my god i know how to do it you don't have to like demonstrate oh thank god oh yeah first thing it is down open the door to the palace it's under water as it's through a cave that's down here under the water and by the way fight the fish boss the great carp ah hold on an underwater boss no they can't do it to us like this they can't do this to us like this god damn it [ __ ] it's a giant goldfish whatever this is just let me have it coin purse oh my god he's dead he's dead he's dead i killed him i killed him he rolled over like he was in somebody's tank what [Laughter] why did he do that just get me out boy am i safe in here but where's how do i get is there a hole up there oh my god jeremy get in the hole please he seriously rolled over like he was dead like that was his final breath he smashed his head into a rock it was his last dash that's so funny i wish that were the case no no no no no no no what this two why is there one of these guys down here the [ __ ] most hated enemy in the whole game is that down here just give me the item why is he down here are there two down here i just want everyone to be aware there's two headless in the water down here no you'll i'll never see the end of that content and i'm fine with that i will never get the 100 steam achievement that's fine i could give a [ __ ] lesson i can't believe these [ __ ] are down there two there's two headless two holy [ __ ] all right i'm i that's too many too too many lightning bolts you didn't even do it oh my [ __ ] god no stop i gotta pull you down here get it oh my god died honest to god i can't believe that guy's still alive i'm shocked [Music] damn it no damn it oh my goodness these guys are so irritating uh krusty thank you crusty for five community subs look at that that guy look give me a break what are you doing i feel like i'm not doing even remotely enough damage right now how i just upgraded my sword what that feels so wrong [Music] oh i even [ __ ] god come on why i'm not using the other resurrect this is such a massive delay yeah delay that all right let me read the message here try backstab hole right right guys this is dark souls game we have to write the funny line everywhere behind every enemy behind every person this is coming from the man who talks about diapers and puke every stream uh um hold on just wait i gotta defend myself on that one i'm not writing it down and putting it in front of every enemy i don't go behind every enemy in the game and say look at his diaper that every enemy every npc i don't do that all right what the hell is this this is like oh god this is clearly a boss old dragons of the oh god they just caught this to cough on me no no it's like being at pax i don't want to be it's like going on an airplane ah well okay just like puking yeah from software has such a massive massive massive hard-on for fight like a hundred of the same enemy in a boss fight really bloodborne it was the spider boss deacons like why do they have to do this [Music] i wonder if there's something let's see hold on i mean that's kind of that actually is pretty effective what the [ __ ] oh no do i fight it do i fight the tree i don't know all right that's it is that it no of course that's not it uh i can't wait to fight the real boss and then have to do that what i just did again because i'm gonna get killed by the guy that swings like 300 times a second because he's like one of the later game bosses they're gonna all transform into a [ __ ] monster or something oh man that's so cool wow oh define dragon okay so that's a that's a sweep that's just a big sweep what else do you do okay i guess i can go like this oh that hurt i wonder if i can so he's okay he strikes you with lightning and then you sprite you see oh god where's he going oh my god what the [ __ ] are you doing wow wow this is the this is really cool i love this fight holy [ __ ] that hurt i'm gonna die i can't you wait i can parry the sword he's i'm so far away that seems like i shouldn't be able to do that [ __ ] i'm dead i mean he when does he do the electricity all right well hold on all right oh right okay so let's just do that again and again all right well that makes it a little easier knowing that okay oh god don't die here give me some more trees tree give me a tree holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] where is that where the trees oh my god so all right that fight is a total joke and then he randomly just goes crazy for like 10 straight seconds okay well now i gotta do the deacons again died to the cinematic boss that gives a [ __ ] it's the first time i've even seen it i can't believe you didn't you didn't beat that i mean like this the first time you've ever seen this how did you not know that i can't no you should have known that you need to jump on the tree were you like looking at the boss and how cool the boss was like you didn't beat it the first [ __ ] try like you did the last three bosses i believe i'm on something here we go time for him to do a bunch of stupid moves let's do it come on what do you got oh i was trying to i was trying to parry [ __ ] man he's not all right here are the trees i win what whoa alive what's that whoa whoa whoa whoa get it get it get it grab the crap i grab it dude i don't grab it grab it [Music] oh [ __ ] okay that was really cool gracious gift of tears i kind of feel bad tutorial boss again give it a rest tutorial complete now the new all right everybody anyone that says the word tutorial and boss in the same sentence and then i mean you can write that but like if there's an lol there or like a like a kappa or something i want the permanently removed from my chatroom if i see like tutorial boss and then like if only this if there's an lol in there too you know because you could just write hey uh i died on the tutorial bus right or the tutorial was really fun i really enjoyed fighting against the guy that couldn't die but the first boss was tough right that's okay but tutorial boss lul or tutorial boss like [ __ ] you you're gone forever so there are there's 2700 there's over 2700 people here just checking up and doing a search keyboard uh control f4 tutorial boss lul okay so 1700 people are gone when i press enter so i'm willing to accept an apology before i press this uh i'm sitting right here sorry somebody said not sorry um okay no lol you suck tutorial boss coward do it not sorry coward no balls snap them you suck you're fat in real life snap now ban sorry dude okay there it is sorry dude yep no i accept it i accept the apology oh my god um i'm just gonna hang on the ledge and just shimmy across so this item's here wait what shooting me really really like what i why do you have a trillion posture like you have a million i gotta bring your health down or something like this is [ __ ] ridiculous look at my posture this is the [ __ ] hardest enemy in the game they should upgrade you to boss [Music] [ __ ] off no no another one of these [ __ ] goddamn duel welders you're the bane of my existence all right you had your your friend or your brother or your colleague i don't even know who the [ __ ] it was compare the two of you you don't deserve to be down there oh man ah stop spamming glock uh i need to know what he's doing i'm just wanting to want me to let you want me just to let him hit me or do you want me to block and see what he does for moves i'll just let him hit me that sounds good [ __ ] oh this is going to be painful well i wonder uh is the entire camp gonna follow me let's see let's see how let's see how great this area is i'm gonna aggro the whole camp he's waiting for me oh that's not going to work out no way oh no way there's no way you have to kill everybody here what if i just run by everybody oh my god jesus christ this is crazy all right wagged out there's an idol up there get up there come on oh my god i can do it and i fell off somehow no don't wonder this is an optional area i did how the [ __ ] was i supposed to know you're up here where is this why am i locked onto this guy oh [ __ ] this place jeremy i think you're making a very proud of the toriel boss can be challenging take your time and have fun with the game i'm glad you're trying out your first souls born game if we're still on all right now you got me all [ __ ] up because i had to read that oh god damn it i [ __ ] it all up because i i'm never reading chat ever again look at the whole [ __ ] village after me now oh man oh this no nowhere is safe oh jesus right oh my god there's a chest no no we're safe nowhere safe whoa oh no way oh is there a chained ogre here are you sure that they're not just spawning in random enemies in this zone that guy didn't even try to fight me just [ __ ] walking around that wasn't even that guy didn't even try to fight me this is just an optional warzone i don't i don't know i don't know where i'm going um it's in there what is in there this is where i found the bull right oh my god anyway this is an idol right here where am i going what wait what the [ __ ] is going on are they there's these random enemies in here this random monster in here demon of hatred [Music] [Laughter] he's got three bars oh boy here we go all right you look like a dark souls souls boring boss what do you got that's pretty good got a firearm okay i'll get you in the hand so you definitely i don't know if i want to parry the right to his fire like swirly army that's just okay that's classified as a sweep holy [ __ ] i don't like that i wonder if i should just dodge probably not though show me your moves please all right well i'm dead good thing there's an idol right here wow that's an enormous hitbox holy [ __ ] let me fight you like a let me fight you like a [ __ ] dark boss probably not never mind jesus this doesn't wow wow that was a one hit kill oh my goodness that look at that hitbox did you see how big that hitbox was there could have been seven of us lined up there hey this is the only let's just keep getting our ass kicked let's go no way you gotta run underneath that once he queues up that you gotta run oh boy the arm is so weird because it's so squiggly it's hard to tell when he's even swinging at you it's like he's got a rubber band arm that's the problem man look at this thing maybe i'm just gonna maybe just run behind him to stay all the way behind him don't even let him get the chance to like touch you he's gonna try to do it but maybe i can't get in there quickly can't go through his legs jesus this is crazy all right let's go yeah you gotta just run on you get don't let you gotta stay with him don't let him even run remotely the [ __ ] away like that not good come on i can't attach to him when he gets in front of you that's like the worst part you stay with him jesus he gets so much range on you and then it's like silly spring harbor we'll see you later ah there's gotta be a way i can get there right guess not what the [ __ ] are you supposed to do against those holy [ __ ] they take up the whole screen all right first phase is kind of i'm figuring the [ __ ] out oh that hurts a lot damn it oh my god so much damage that's like almost 80 percent of your whole health bar [ __ ] oh oh [ __ ] i thought it was a little bit longer than that that's all right yeah i was [ __ ] there so i thought in my brain when he does the belly flop i thought maybe i could hold on to it i got hit by the fire last time it still hit me that right there that right there's that that little like what he does like a tiny little jab and it's a massive [ __ ] awful thing you have to avoid uh this is a bad place to be unless i couldn't pick a worst place to be right now of course he has to of course he goes all the way back here like look at him he's stuck in the [ __ ] corner like get out of here like why get the [ __ ] out of there because if i i have to run over there to make him do anything and i was gonna throw the fire at me it's such a huge open area how do you get stuck in the wall this is the biggest area of any souls game besides maybe orphan and you go into the corner oh my god oh my goodness there it is he does it twice and a step oh damn he does like four moves in a row there [ __ ] oh boy this [ __ ] silly string oh my god please dude i don't even know what he what the [ __ ] he's even doing for moves he's kind of just ripping his body in circles and his arm is doing the rest of the work not very good telegraph well i got him down as low as i've got him ever jesus that's going to happen man this is this boss has got so i got three faces with this dude not into the corner again cut what's this what's by luck come on back it up i ain't gonna have that happen oh [ __ ] i thought he's throwing the balls [ __ ] really no way that's the first time that's happened because i was coming down an incline oh my lord i still got to fight oh that's coming like what really is stuck by that what was that like a [ __ ] two second residual hitbox this guy may as well be hitting me with a [ __ ] giant square he's got a giant flaming square back up two stops [ __ ] i thought it was the balls oh man what no come on what the [ __ ] do i have 500 ping that's actually [ __ ] infuriating the dream of maybe taking them down is still possible oh [ __ ] here here he comes he's gonna throw it yes i'll come over there hi [Laughter] yeah you wanted my attention well i'm i'm here no i got the wrong thing equip just kill me do it again what no like really really realistically speaking why did i not dodge that i realistically speak let's be real about that the [ __ ] gigantic box [ __ ] you no he's jumping oh phase one done phase two incoming attack oh god no what now what do we have to do same more of the same looks like a little bit more the same hold on itchy eye why would i even use them oh sorry i don't know my eyes my right eye is so irritated right now why are you like allergies or something hold on just kill me i can start over i get this like extreme eye itchy irritation what the [ __ ] is happening right now this is like unbearable my right eye is like going crazy oh hey throw throw throw throw i'm far away got it eight doors let's go damn it oh god i [ __ ] hate that move it's so hard to get around oh it really is just [ __ ] takes up so much real estate he's got more moves and [ __ ] now this [ __ ] is adding moves that's new that's oh my god there's so many more things to learn what the [ __ ] is this jesus christ man we got like we got another we got like a 25 minute boss fight if you do everything right oh my goodness is this warcraft am i playing world of warcraft or is this an action game yeah we got them down to five percent yeah two percent dps hard okay here comes space two right this is where the the the mages and the warlocks have to be over in the corner all right go go go go go yeah good good good it's been it's been 18 minutes yup okay still fighting one percent come on you can do it oh my [ __ ] god oh that was an instant kill what in the name of [ __ ] god man instant kill we got this is optional well i've been here for long enough i have to do it i know this is probably this is probably the boss in this game that they decided was gonna be like this and it's here it is so i'm i'm going for it man i'm already here i got i got them down to one bubble i can't just leave oh god damn it not again oh my god it's the bane of my whole existence is that guaranteed to die if it touches you oh it's the worst it's the worst it's the worst it's the worst man it's the worst it's so hard to tell when he's gonna do it too because you gotta stay close this [ __ ] just pulled out like a deck of he just throw it up there whatever he wants just i'm getting the [ __ ] out of here when he does this [ __ ] i i honestly cannot believe that the stomp hit me this guy is an earth-sized hitbox he she stands there and he's got a hitbox the size of goddamn jupiter around him i still haven't beaten the lord genitaru i just want you to know there are bite marks in my controller and i hope you're having a good night this game's rough man it really is it's a lot of fun but it is [ __ ] brutal it is super sharp it's like it's like eating the most delicious thing you've ever thought of think of like the most delicious hamburger you could ever eat oh my god i would i love it it's a perfect flavor but the burgers made it a glass that's kind of how this is all right well i'm not sure i'm not sure what to do should i keep smashing my head against the wall and try to beat this boss or should i continue to progress the story in the game yeah there was a there was a i i you know what here's what we're going to do for the sake of i me i went by like a few different there's at least two mini bosses that i know that i can fight go kill headless no no no i can't i can't i can't do it i can't i don't remember where it is so i can't do it all right now this is gonna be so mad you could you see how many times i died at that boss those of you that were here last night i died like three or four times to this guy and it drove me [ __ ] mental i was so angry i just died like 10 to 15 times to that giant flaming monster and i'm like still fine learning oh this is crazy wow what a move this is going to ruin the stream this is going to ruin the stream and i know it okay i'm looking to preemptively make sure that this doesn't ruin the stream you hear me talking right now i'm gonna make sure that i'm preemptively making sure this is not gonna ruin the stream i'm gonna be positive about this i'm just going down i'm gonna fight him [ __ ] items we're just gonna fight him all right i'm ready here we go i'm not gonna get angry hit this guy [Applause] [Music] [Music] i have it it's right here i have five of these no i can't i can't i can't do this yet no no no i need to do that before i walk in the door [Applause] no he's so awkward i hate this [ __ ] game i hate this [ __ ] series i hate everything about this game i've given it a 5 out of 10. no no just pull it back oh he's so weird and slow all right i'm gonna get him this time you ready let's keep what candy am i gonna attack candy this [ __ ] is dead oh my god no god damn it oh my god oh my god he's [ __ ] so oh my god dude it's i [ __ ] hate this enemy he's so slow and so awkward in the terror build up and the fact that you fight him in a kiddie pool and you can't dodge i'm [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh my [ __ ] god man it's it's so stupid i hate this enemy i can't see the game oh man this yeah i don't care [ __ ] them the terror buildup everything about this makes me want to delete this game uninstall it and then [ __ ] [ __ ] on it like okay that move right there like it's like i can't even tell what he's gonna do and now look at my terror it's already almost built up [Applause] the people aren't actually telling me to dodge if you are you're banned from [Applause] all right let's be aggressive dead i'm already dead for the past terrible [Applause] i will die to this guy more than anyone else in the whole game i hate this enemy so much more than anything more than any enemy in any of their games that they've ever made any of them [Applause] [Applause] no [Music] oh no [Laughter] this is the worst this is worse you know i would this is worse than the [ __ ] flame dog that i was dying to this okay somebody just said there's no point in attacking him somebody just told me you're not being aggressive enough go in and be aggressive stop attacking do you understand that what are you talking about [Applause] where [Applause] [Applause] ah back out back up [Applause] what the [ __ ] no way no way that got me no way i turned around and he still got me in the back it's just dark souls 2 lag switching i turned around he still gets me in the back whoa no way man no no i only have three confetti oh i have to make a count i have to make a cup let's go no oh come on all right okay kill him kill him kill him more oh my [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] thing i'm almost dead with the terror do i have any more terror build up [ __ ] i don't i don't have any more look at my terror though why what is this movies doing i don't care i'll [ __ ] go around the goddamn circle oh [ __ ] he still comes around here oh [ __ ] dude kill him [Applause] okay i just have to go like i just have to like walk in a circle i hate that i hate this guy i hate him i hate this guy i don't want to do that again fallen headless spirit of gotchin that's it i don't get any prayer beads or anything kill the other two no you have to you have to go to another streamer for that one you have to go to a no you have to look like a different secure streamer if you like stumbled on here and you're like oh let me watch this guy's a hero stream you have to go somewhere else i hated every second of that i'm not even satisfied you know when you kill a boss he's like you get sad i'm not satisfied i'm more angry i'm more upset [ __ ] that guy i'm so i can't i'm gonna just bone out of here the other two are way easier i don't believe you you're gonna fight two at the same time oh there's also like the wizards the the purple shooting wizards yeah let me take a minute finish the demon no i can't not yet i can't do it this is stupid i'm gonna cry it's gonna make me cry it's gonna make me cry all right let's go just who cares my dog we're going in what's your move set all terrible that's all oh big terror meteor a big terror meteor so you can't come in here unless you have terra i need something to [ __ ] terror otherwise this is just a no-go keep making the big ones that that turned midway through hitting me well i know what he does i was scared last time i was here but if i come here prepared i'll kill him i feel like i'm feeling confident right now let's go i got confidence right now bingo let's do there's it where'd he go it's across the way quizzes [Applause] i need a place to save myself here no [ __ ] that was a mistake it was a huge mistake uh i just came in here completely unprepared and thought i could kill him somehow but he moved i for some reason i didn't think he was gonna move and i had that like little cheese strat no all right well i'm not gonna do that again until i have some pacifying things or something to stop that what do you got yeah there it is model purple gourd reduces terror buildup and increases terror resistance and he sells confetti okay eighteen hundred [ __ ] man so much am i really going to spend every cent i own to get this and then some there it is all right let's try it again so how long do these last here i'm going to do a little bit just hold on let's see one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen 8 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 30. it's 30 seconds that's a lot longer than i thought it was let me just see how how much does it reduce that's pretty it's pretty decent it's pretty decent yeah that's actually great all right so now i'm just making sure i have confidence to use the confetti look at it who cares maybe well let's do it let's go again he's gonna do the blast again isn't he all right you're dead goodbye hey look at that strategy it works there's another one of these guys too can i land i can probably take one of those if there's another dog chasing me no all right so here we go should be able to get one orb taken away apparently not one where is he going to be on the end of the river back in the i don't know where is it going to be yup nice try out of confetti guys that's bad what the [ __ ] dude you gonna do anything else this sucks this is actually terrible really why is that dog have to even be there what's the point of that dog it's just to be irritating there's no other reason it's just there to be annoying well what about some other bosses mini bosses that i didn't kill yeah i remember this because there was a lot i gotta clear this out try not to take that much damage but is there a way for me to just shimmy across the bridge without being seen it has to be don't tell me there's not right hang from ledge hang from ledge right here no i don't want to talk to you hang from ledge [ __ ] no there is no hang from ledge can do that and then no they're looking at me i wonder if it's possible i don't know if it's possible dude oh no i think you just gotta do it i just have to do it you gotta let him fight on the bridge and come in and just clean him up [Music] i didn't do [ __ ] one of the okay that guy's bugged i found a bug i found a bug in the game this guy look ready ready watch this watch this guy's posture okay now watch the guy right here this guy's posture look at that i found a bug stop to [ __ ] play oh this is so difficult like i can't like be making stupid jokes here oh my god this portion right here where you have to deal with like four or five people at the same time is very difficult i can't be like oh okay yeah but i'm happy to give you that all right crouch no just do it kill them go the person asking for jokes you understand how much focus it takes to play this i can't be like [ __ ] dancing around nice shot see how it feels you see how that feels to have that happen to you it sucks because you and i were in a one-on-one fight and then you were i didn't even see your friend he's monologuing our dinner's ready hello jinger's ready no where is the dinner where is the dinner guy this is not even the dinner guy what the [ __ ] who is this stop it i'm gonna hear this in my sleep does anybody know where this guy is i just hear him where is he it's getting louder he on the roof you [ __ ] there he is this is that little [ __ ] it's just this side this like there's a guy with a rifle he think about he has the key should be able to burn his friend that's unrealistic this takes place in realistic japan climb the [ __ ] ledge dude there's so much to have to pay attention to this is like scratching your stomach scratching your ass reading a book driving a car eating a taco [Music] and giving a speech at the same time god and hey how do you forget about me i'm one of the 30 people here forget about the big drunk guy running around yeah watch out for him he'll kill you in one hit did you meet the pan guy yet why didn't you steal through here i mean if you would steal through here somebody would have seen you and then the whole camp would have attacked you what were you doing why what were you thinking oh [ __ ] god [ __ ] this place oh my god oh my god i can't hurt anybody what are you thinking what are you thinking this is the optional area where hey you do you hate yourself and hate video games come here and have a [ __ ] blast yeah you ever shoved a wrench up your ass this is what it feels like you don't even have to do it now let's do twins every second every second he just got just every second every second every second he just doesn't stop swinging oh my god i just wanted to go over here ding ding ding ding ding everybody hurry the [ __ ] up and get up there it's the fastest side food in two months he's just having fun he's having fun just blasted [ __ ] look at this move yeah i've pretended to swing at you i'm really doing the joker laugh right now this is this level's hell it's just relentless [ __ ] enemies and then the fat guy that and then and if you don't kill pain guys everybody aggros and there's like [ __ ] snake grass over there it's supposed to help it don't finally you and i can fight one on one you and yeah me lost him yeah man like this sucks it really does like [ __ ] me oh now he's on fire after you gotta go through all that [ __ ] to fight this guy but it's optional though jeremy hey wow i have to drop [Laughter] no a streamer pukes playing security something about this so funny dude were you there when he [ __ ] puked god damn it it wasn't over i thought it was three this game's gonna make me [ __ ] lose my mind i thought it was three swings this game's gonna [ __ ] me up this game's gonna [ __ ] me up i beat this guy in one swing i'm [ __ ] happy you did i really hope that's true because yeah that's i that that's good i hope you did for real i mean it's possible maybe to pull just him if i cleared these guys first which i mean it's like four people though it's not different uh let me resurrect here all right i'm ready wait wait a second wait a minute wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait yes [ __ ] you [ __ ] me the fire is [ __ ] me up so erratic oh my god you spend so much time just getting used to [ __ ] me i'm gonna die i'm still alive no i'm not instant kill moves are never fun they just aren't they never are all this to fight this fat drunk when he [ __ ] that well never mind he's gonna 180 degree turn into me i forgot [Music] still got more [ __ ] for me to do look at my posture i'm stuck in the ball i don't know what i'm sucking oh good thing i just used what the [ __ ] come on sorry what the [ __ ] was that give me a headbutt uh now [ __ ] no god damn it man get out of my life oh god [ __ ] save me now the amount of energy that i just like expelled from my body over the course of the last hour or two it's so easy to still go absolutely [ __ ] mental play in this game it just is it's that just the way it is you have to accept it no no no no [ __ ] i need a second win how do i get a second win i need a second win right now i need a second win my sales i need to put my sales back up how does one do that smoke crack uh i don't think i'm gonna do that eat an entire can of spinach oh it gave us like a six out of ten because of the poison smile remember that just [ __ ] this guy wait there's a guy here too buy [ __ ] from you oh what do you got i thought i was under the impression guys that i was in a pause menu i can't believe it and then there's a platform down here where is the bat where's that platform where's the platform where's the platform where's the platform where's the platform it's up above me here we go big snake monkey i can go this way right i can i remember can i make this jump i forgot if i could right okay i did the same thing here we go all right make the monkey dance the monkey dance and is that a dance it actually is a dance i did it i made it i made it now what do i do oh [ __ ] i i i've never been here before i've never been in here before can i kill it like this apparently denizens of sunken valley worship the organs believing they represent the deity itself who cares how do i get out of here i got like a shriveled up avocado from my trouble jeremy's only good at the game because he smokes a crack okay [Music] that is a lot more build up well i didn't need to dash through it i don't know why we're in a row really um not even wow that was [ __ ] [ __ ] rg right there what oh [ __ ] you disappeared again [ __ ] i gotta kill him now he's gonna die now [Music] oh [ __ ] you in that hitbox eat my [ __ ] balls sorry i win i win i win i win oh he's dead he's dead can i get an execution wearing this ring as you blow the finger whistle will create a somber two and the weeping voices full of solitude and beauty quell a voice of rage rage though wait oh yeah quel's rage huh i made a world of warcraft reference three hours ago and i'm going to make it again it is a world of warcraft boss you all laughed and said oh wow reference i have to tranq shot this boss god i can't handle these rage streamers i'm gonna leave what i would want if i when did i rage when did i rage today i didn't do that when a lot no i didn't i did not rage at all i got slightly slightly irritated i hate this [ __ ] game i hate this [ __ ] series i hate everything about this game i've given it a 5 out of 10. no no just pull it back see i pulled it back that doesn't count i pulled it back i immediately pulled it back i immediately eat my [ __ ] balls these are [ __ ] hold on what's this what [Music] oh this is [Laughter] why oh i accidentally clicked i clicked it twice very fast click click that's why this game is [ __ ] this game is [ __ ] oh [ __ ] man wait listen look what i didn't even mean to do that and it's gonna get me a no it's not no i had it there was a secret item over there and i just accidentally [ __ ] it up oh wait [ __ ] maybe the angle oh i just it just popped up i just had to pop up what why why was it that had a no smoking sign on it why [ __ ] i the indicator was there got it come on happy something cool prayer beads prayer beads i know it come on no it's all right that's still cool probably items up here too i didn't get and i was in my panic i feel like i've been panicking for the whole game anybody else feel like that when they play this i feel like every single thing is panicking every single opportunity um i found it i found it that's what they're talking about the whole game i found it there it is this is the thing i can walk through i can go through that door that's the painted door thing i can go through there remember he was talking about it go through the door that has the thing on it shinobi escape route leads to demon bell what the hell does this do this is very ominous read do not ring this bell inviting misfortune is an act of virtue but only the status of heart should ever consider it don't ring the bell [Music] sinister burden what the [ __ ] is this a demonic spirit sealed within the iron bell of semper temple possesses those who ring the bell strengthening enemies around them the bell demon confers hardship but perhaps also slightly better spoils using this item has no particular effect aside from causing the demon to leave wait does this this everything's just harder what gives so you make the game harder but there's a hard mode for secure holy [ __ ] why would you ever want to have this on why would you want to make this game harder how do you like hard mode um it's pretty hard i'm scared to do what i'm doing right now [Applause] [Laughter] oh how many of this is [ __ ] oh i hate i hate this game unfucking believable okay well that's cool oh is there anything else down here besides least favorite enemy in the entire series what else is in here you got anything else for me or is it just fight this guy in here no at least this is a bigger area well i've got the means to attempt this i've got the means necessary bring it on face your fears let's go i forgot about his moves [Applause] [Laughter] [ __ ] bell i'm gonna beat this [ __ ] whip the bell on okay are you ready for me to face my fears completely stupid demon belt it's time there he goes behind me what do you got oh [ __ ] let's go face my [ __ ] fears come on man one more [Applause] oh my god oh my god i'm just stopped i got no more confetti i was so defeated listen to my voice i don't even know what dimension i'm currently in i have to win i'm panicking so much he okay he [ __ ] went down under the ground through the wall and hit me i'm gonna start to panic okay that seems like something i could not what am i supposed to do red sugar i'm uh what's wrong with me guys i have to be perfect is he getting behind me [Applause] oh stupid [ __ ] goddamn please please don't even get out of here with that [ __ ] come on no please i ain't gonna hear that right now i can hear that i i want to see uh that when he teleported through the wall that was such i was that was offensive that was offensive to me it was offending me i am offended oh [ __ ] me this is the one thing that i have so much trouble with is and they put them everywhere just to make me angry they did that to do that me smiley face whatever the [ __ ] meme is guys i have i'm getting a zit on my face from this [ __ ] stress this is huge i have a huge pimple on my face let's see how bad i look on camera you want to see what this game is doing to me right there ow look at me i'm [ __ ] like a shade of red right now oh [ __ ] wearing the same shirt from yesterday i'm wearing the same shirt it wasn't even dirty it was clean it was brand new out of the dryer uh so i i got another other streamer question i know i'm like super like uh super into it to asking about how other people played this game by the only one that's caught that's been in has gone insane are there any any other insane people i'm curious holy [ __ ] there's so many monks here i have to get the jump on i'm not going to just do it right watch this oh this is going to be [ __ ] awesome you know what i mean like only on german 985 you know what i mean if you're a new viewer something like this you'll only find on german 985 consider a follow oh consider it just consider it watch out bugs hey get out of the way bugs bugs get out of the way bugs get out of the way you [ __ ] bugs why wouldn't i walk the plank oh [ __ ] well guys do i jump down and kill the snake no way no way is it it's not gonna do the thing that i said was gonna happen right if it does i'll be [ __ ] so happy oh my god fresh serpent that was insane the great serpent is considered to be a god of the land and the heart is believed to be where one's spirit resides well it's shapiro's similarity to a person i can't say that [ __ ] word a persimmon in fact this is the red visceral of a god it is safe to assume that eating it would be poisonous to one's health so do we eat like the dried jalapeno and then like the fresh jalapeno i don't know how this works do i have to put them somewhere do i give them to somebody oh [ __ ] i'm slowing down boys and girls yeah i'm slowing down i could feel it the second win no i didn't want to do that i wanted to hit raise the wreck i want to keep playing though but my god damn gamer fatigue is settling in hard smoke some crack for a gamer boost well you guys are going to be on this for a while huh that's tons of [ __ ] on the ground what the [ __ ] is happening is there a is there a headless in the water they're just everywhere what the [ __ ] these guys are just sitting in here all game where is he oh god this stupid fish is here too stop diving out of the water greedy he's dead okay that was so much easier than the other ones no fog wall with no dodging so these are just candies that i can use whenever i want but that's not really what i'm looking for i wanted beads i've killed like okay since the demon i've killed like four or five mini bosses and i've only got one bead oh [ __ ] um the elbow drops all right opportunity comes knocking no i couldn't get a stealth it's been a while since i fought you what the hell you got like grabs and [ __ ] right do something do something do something do something do something do something fine i will and uh still going i'm still flying i'm still going when am i gonna end up here swimming hey and he's dead that was [ __ ] [ __ ] oh i had that going too just fine all right well now uh that's kind of the nail in the coffin for me i think no it's not let me kill that guy whoa we didn't get affected by that one it's already dead prayer beads let's go furby yes that looks like a boss it's not oh that did it that guy sucks he was so cool looking too you can't fight the continuous hold down [ __ ] wm1 pyro see he's still going he's still holding down the button he didn't even realize he killed that guy well i'm not even going to get a chance to see all right let me go pee i'm going to try the diva boss again i'm just kind of feudal behavior what i'm doing right now now it's time for an attempt let's see i'm i there's a there's a lot of money i want to see what this does demon of hatred what does it do pretty useful pretty useful how often can i do that [Music] i wonder if it's on a cooldown what's the how far away i can move from pretty far away that it's all right it's not bad can i do it again immediately you can this is wasting spirit emblems go for it that was close oh [ __ ] man god damn it [ __ ] hell come on it's that one move like that sucks it just does that move sucks that's undeniably [ __ ] [ __ ] oh i don't want to use it no no man fighting this kill like it's like that move is that just lingers the hitbox lingers for so long even when he's even if you dodge it so if you dodge it even with iframes for like maybe like another tenth of a second two tenths of a second after it hits you i don't like it you can't go through his legs you should be able to there it is all right no he doesn't both ways i don't know man you gotta run [ __ ] hesitated there i might be dead oh i just barely got the heel off oh there it is again the unfucking bearable move that is one of the only things i take damage to just takes so long to fight this guy i'm gonna try to parry it let's see what happens let's see all right you can't all right it's i can do it all i can walk at all but in like game time scenario though i guess that's better than me dodging in the [ __ ] dime it's worth it but man the timings are so odd it's like here punch okay how did i not get hit by that and then the ultimate ultra hitbox got me that other time this guy's rough i wonder i wonder what my official um i wonder orphan of cost was the hardest boss i've ever played in a video game i wonder how many attempts to actually be the dlc i wonder i wonder how many it's going to take for this i'm i i remember me and star could not be orphaned together we tried like dozens of times to be orphaned together i finally did it by myself and it was like holy [ __ ] it was the hardest thing i've ever done but i'm starting to get that vibe of this might be that from this game this guy's just so it's so easy to die he's got so many interesting moves he's got three full ball bubbles this dude is no joke because i definitely probably beat orphan by this point with this many attempts without a doubt because this has to be upwards of like 20 to 30 attempts on this guy right it's a sponginess that makes him this hard yeah he's got a dick load of health i can do this three times i've also seen people say hey just get get the flame um brother i don't have it and like i have to go get an item that i don't have so what i have with my i didn't get that item so i gotta fight him in the way that i know how also i mean i'm gonna have to come back strong here this is this is one of the hardest bosses in the game and i'm like eight hours what seven hours eight hours in just like [ __ ] playing the whole day i gotta come back fresh tomorrow man i'm [ __ ] crushed right because at some point you know you get you just get to get sloppy and this this dude optional probably top three bosses in the game has to be tough all right i'll tell you i've how many bosses are after this guy there can't be more than like a i'm almost i have to be at the end of the game i have to nobody gave me this much trouble i think it's going to be tricky for me to do this now and three nope [ __ ] that last one sucks [ __ ] driving crazy the issue with this boss is that it's a dark souls boss in a game with a shitty roll yeah yeah that's true but you technically can parry everything that he does so it is like a dark souls i'm the like cleric-based boss or bloodborne but it can be beaten by the tools they give you it's just really hard to get yourself in that brain especially considering the obvious that you want to fight this guy like dark souls all right i'll do i'll try no this this would be it i gotta come back strong tomorrow i'm just tired tired seeing the same animations over and over again at some point you gotta just close it rage no i did that do i sound upset right now no i'm just [ __ ] it's just i'm getting crushed oh [ __ ] i didn't want to do that i just accidentally did that not too much for right now i've already i've gone through so much of the game today already the hardest boss in the game can wait till tomorrow watch me watch this i'll beat the last boss in the [ __ ] like three or four tries watch me last one [ __ ] that was a bad time to do that oh he just has so much help i see him i'm so much [ __ ] health you're gonna do this three [ __ ] times you're gonna do this [ __ ] three times i feel like i'm stabbing him with a [ __ ] like a little pin this is no matter what this is the last one it has to be i'm exhausted right now is that two head that how many headbutts that's the first time i've ever seen him do more than one headbutt [ __ ] i can't even see man [ __ ] you i can't even see the [ __ ] guy who put the tree and the fire and the camera up his ass somebody just said who is this game even for oh my god that just made my mood just increased by like 50 percent thank you thank you guys you made me feel much better that's so funny i'm not even like coming in here and like just being like seeing this [ __ ] seeing a guy die over and over and over again at the same thing spending like hours of time just like what the [ __ ] man this what is this for i can't jump over that why what that's [ __ ] dog [ __ ] this is stuck [ __ ] i can't jump over it that was my strategy the whole time doing that do you see that [ __ ] it's just dusty you have to just oh this thing oh [Music] i don't understand that move i really don't get it call me a [ __ ] dope if you want but [ __ ] man i tried jumping i tried running i tried dodging i he has the thing on his head but i'm not close enough that's it that's it i i gotta tell i gotta get out of here it's too much for me right now that's uh we'll get we we defeated tonight but we'll come back tomorrow stronger because that's what obi-wan kenobi said and then darth vader [ __ ] lopped his head off and he became a funny ghost for like three or four more episodes so don't really use that as a good barometer i gotta i'm gonna like do [ __ ] meditation before tomorrow's stream i have like another two or three encounters i think that a left from where i how many bonfires i have eight hours of one boss tomorrow it's very possible we'll see what happens i want to kind of show this to you guys this is the controller i've been using the whole time and this is embarrassing though i'm not sure i wanted you to see this this is disgusting for some reason i feel like this is going to break terms of service service i feel like this is going to break terms of service it's so gross this is the gamepad equivalent of showing like my [ __ ] on stream i need to clean this this is the problem this is dirty key bindings dirty keys dirty buttons this is filthy this is the reason why i couldn't beat the [ __ ] guy last night but uh we're going to tonight try our our very hardest then relax and try to get to the end of sakura tonight i'm gonna try as hard as i can i'm gonna try to be laser lightning focused don't get mad this stream that's though that's asking a lot here comes rage i i haven't been raging all right i've been up i've been upset there's a difference there's a difference between agitated and rage what about the headless well that was that that was another i was going to a different dimension that's not anger my soul got ripped out of my body and got put in a parallel universe how am i supposed to be mad at that it just kind of was happening i'm not gonna get angry today i'm gonna be positive today we're just gonna talk about how positive everything is it's gonna be fantastic even if i die even if i look over here and i see people like making fun of me which that's not very nice okay it's not very nice when i see die to tutorial boss and i'm trying that's not a nice thing to see you're supposed to persevere and get ready and i already don't want to do this i tried to talk myself up so much before the stream started i just already don't want to be here but we're going to go here we go just i'm not going to stop anybody by my spoilers this is a very very late game optional hard boss if you don't know what that is then i would look away why does it feel louder is it louder to anybody else it's really loud why i didn't change anything oh it wasn't it wasn't even turned on sorry about that it is louder though it is okay we're fine fine fine watch out for the blast watch out for the blast blast incoming you guys never listen to me i told you the blast was incoming shut up here that's the best attempt i've ever had here we go he's got he's got a new move right i gotta i gotta jump this is the one right does it do it now i wonder yup get out of the corner come on [Music] such a bad spot that's just not fair like seriously i don't like get out of the [ __ ] corner i was just totally unlucky you're just sitting there standing on the wall where the cliff is and here's the worst part about this if you get any distance at all with this [ __ ] you're dead so standing behind him i'm just gonna go off the cliff [Music] that was a really good first attempt until i ran into the [ __ ] he's already at an eight oh he kind of just come on what the hell was that very cool this dirty control is it really the dirt calm down jeremy phase three let's see it for the first time ever ever shh let's go phase three come on what is he doing phase three though [ __ ] it's a jump rope [Music] i don't know i guess oh [ __ ] i have such trouble with this wow it's a sweep that was different the last time that's also different [Music] no no get up get up get up i'm gonna take it uh [Music] what the [ __ ] dude what the i don't know what he's doing no no god what the [ __ ] oh my god oh man a second [ __ ] i'm so like i'm so nerved up right now damn what [ __ ] whoa that was weird that was really weird i like froze in the air oh [ __ ] me man i got it i do it's the worst part about this man these lights take so long that if you just get something tense i gotta [ __ ] relax here we go okay i'm gonna ring he makes her ring [Music] [ __ ] it's that's the brain again oh no i'm in trouble now i'm in trouble oh god he's back the other way through the fire see i'm trying to carry now i'm trying to change things just kill me kill me i won't do it again like i gotta just do how i know and not trying to add things today i got to the phase three pretty reliably there i'm not i'm not going to do like oh let me try parrying now 25 attempts later like no no no no i could tell you okay stay back no why did i slide why why did i slide i tried to jump what i slid into a tree let's go phase three prank watch out he's gonna do the thing he's gonna do [ __ ] me swing [ __ ] parry them oh no bad bad jeremy bad jeremy oh oh make one [ __ ] mistake it's over in like a 15 minute boss fight ah one piece of human error just [ __ ] ruins at all don't get caught in one move you got i gotta be excellent excellence let's go oh [ __ ] no i gotta run dude i can't step sideways because the [ __ ] fire oh my god dude what the [ __ ] it's instant jesus what the hidden box was [ __ ] daddy [Music] [Music] what he's gonna do it again no god why oh my god you gotta be kidding me oh no oh my god so close again though when he gets the money the those the barrage you can't run through him you gotta dodge him oh my god this guy sucks oh it just didn't take so long it's like the longest fight in the whole game dude's got more help than madeir from [ __ ] dark souls 3 with like four people in the party give me a break just killing me that was such a decent attempt to like i really had it i got the mortal blade in my hands are you sure are you sure you didn't buy this from the [ __ ] party store because that's what it feels like when you play this game sometimes is this are you sure this is with a wooden trading sword from [ __ ] legend of zelda you sure this is the mortal plane i just want to make sure you're aware of that i hope you have the right one not the ebay knockoff that you spent like [ __ ] 39 on [Music] stupid [ __ ] boss from software i like the game you came up with your sakura that'll die twice it's a really interesting concept a game that that can only be completed by a computer that's really made for ai that's that's great great program i love it great prom software makes first video game that that is completable by uh artificial intelligence they made it for the robots they got something robots they're already getting video games made for no where you're gonna be you're gonna be buying games for your computer to play them you're gonna be like oh [ __ ] he just got him there's gonna be lines of [ __ ] code video games time for video games alright now pretty quiet nobody talk no what the [ __ ] [Music] here we go what's it gonna be oh [Music] he's done it i did it i'm a computer i get to be a computer i get to be a computer i get to live my life as a computer now that was [ __ ] insane was that actually harder than orphan uh no i said that last night that i think it was the same type of issue that i had with orphan i just think he has a lot of health i just think he has a shitload of health and here's the thing if you take the health down by like even 10 20 it actually might ruin that encounter because here's the thing i i always do i never really like phase encounters in these games because you take you spend so much time trying to learn the new moves that they do that you almost forget the old ones that's what kind of happened in the the three or four times i saw phase three is i was so desperate to figure out and learn the new move that he gets that you almost just [ __ ] completely forget about the other first two phases but uh i think it's it's by design but there really only is about five moves that are just difficult to understand and that's what i'm saying people look what people were saying oh wait why are you not doing it like this i'm go i gotta figure it out you know i'm gonna just do it you know i could i've made that encounter way easier by going to get like item x maybe we don't want to hear your life story what i'm i'm like defending myself i got 15 000 [ __ ] souls look i just beat one of the hardest encounters in the whole game i you know i can't on to the next one immediately i can't sit here for [ __ ] two minutes really really one guy said that any regular circumstance i would go [ __ ] take a bath right now in fact i might just have to control her in my hand and be in the bath come on like this is a [ __ ] wildly focused encounter it's like a full almost five to ten minute straight boss fight come i i think i should be able to sit here for like a couple minutes and just talk why no face kim i don't like face cam i don't really do face kim if you're new he's wearing i'm not wearing the same shirt again i'm wearing a like workout shirt because i knew i was going to be like freaking the [ __ ] out and talking about like ai and [ __ ] that's that i'll be honest with you that was the hardest boss i think i've bought in a like from software game that's like maybe orphan and well my dear madeira was just hell because it just took too long is there anything else i can do here i was just walked off the edge thank god there's like an idiot wall because i was just walking this way prove you're not wearing the same shirt no i don't have to do that i don't have to prove i'm not i don't have to prove anything he still doesn't have the spirit no i'm not gonna have it i'll be the one guy that doesn't have the spirit that's fine i don't care it's not necessary with the video game end game oh the box what the [ __ ] is this phantom kunai can be used to upgrade the loaded shuriken and uh i got i think it's the spear i got luigi [Music] you stop caring all right this is just a mess it's pretty dismay this may as well just be dark souls no i don't want to fight you guys i just want to go wherever i need to go oh [ __ ] who's the boss [Music] all right probably should have backstabbed one of them but i guess okay well um come back like i have to backstab one of them let's fight him let's go you and me he kind of just he just hit me okay i should probably back up a little he doesn't know which way to go see how how much does this suck buddy doesn't it suck to have to fight two people at the same time yeah suck doesn't it yeah you've seen in real time how hard it is um come on [Music] nope that that oops stone under the fire going into the fire remember how hard this guy was i mean yeah i didn't have i did have something helping me but i remember that guy giving me so much trouble even i yeah i did have a co-op partner but still wow that no way anyone can do that that's super human strength right there he has a robot arm i guess so he does have a robot arm you're right he is made out of robotic seats [ __ ] ai already taken over is there a reason why every from software game has an an end zone like this dark souls 3 bloodborne shinobi of the divine air we meet again well this is this is lightning guy right the second mortal blade oh [ __ ] i really did buy mine on ebay i have the real one you are mistaken you bought the one on the convention floor we started here we end here we both have mortal blades wait does that mean if i die then the game ends that seems kind of weird wait but we both have more of late i can't lose this fight i will restore ashina to glory all right you got a long wind-up time here that's his thrust that's also a thrust no it's not he just reversed my reversal wait a minute he rever i've reversed you you reversed me that doesn't work what [Music] [Music] back it up [ __ ] what wait a minute wait a minute i'm dead why he you can't reverse that dude [ __ ] it's hard to see through the grass the high uh flowers make it hard to see what he's doing jesus christ oh my god that's i'm dead instantly no i don't know why i [ __ ] was thinking there [Music] no i tried to jump and press two buttons at the same time [Music] jesus that move is the best time to get all right goodbye mortal blade you got your mortal blade taken from you i'll take it i can't wait for the centipede to blow out of the top of his head right that's definitely not the whole fight [Laughter] i was in there for so long oh beautiful grandchild this was your last wish it stinks in here what how the person can't fit in there who the [ __ ] how do you even fit in there you see ashina returned from the great beyond what means i must destroy you he just like shed that guy what the [ __ ] second [Music] is it was she was dead three health bars no easy now oh boy oh boy oh boy oh oh boy okay oh you're fast and that's okay that's a slash [Music] one two three he's got a couple combos [Music] okay um i gotta see as much of them as i can what the [ __ ] okay i'm also just realizing something really important i gotta fight this [ __ ] every time no do i have to fight guinea chiro again no like like you haven't figured it out like after so long like i don't want to fight four people that's four health parts eventually this is gonna get to a point where this guy is not even a problem anymore it's just an annoyance i thought i got it no i'd it's not even it's for as a for help just think of it as a four health bar fight with cut scenes in the middle and then we're gonna how then we're gonna all right see ah what time is right now it's like 5 30 pacific all right uh i'll see you at like 10 p.m when i maybe eventually get this guy down to one bubble i don't know why am i watching the cutscene all right here we go eight flasks you take a darkness what the [ __ ] is he doing damn it i got it oh boy he's gonna do it i'm an idiot [ __ ] me man oh i still got health no i don't laugh it's hard to tell sometimes he's dead or not he like lies on the ground for something too long [Music] sometimes you spend like an extra second like you do like that i died well very obviously was becoming very obvious this guy you you have to just go in you see what happened that first than what i was doing right there i'm not with you in particular now i'm just being stupid it happens that happens every single [ __ ] time i heal right when he's about to do that move that has happened every time i heal no and he's going for the slash the thing that seems with eachine is his posture wasn't that great if you stay up on him you just get there [Music] mine's pretty bad right now oh my god oh my god what am i doing might be i did i did it so easily like two tries ago and now he's just kicking the [ __ ] out of me oh my god what the [ __ ] why stop that i had it so wait it just when i pair i deflect the [ __ ] out of him and my posture gets destroyed [ __ ] jesus man [Music] he's so good his moves are so hard to predict holy [ __ ] he's insane and this is phase one oh my god [Laughter] good luck good luck oh it's over i'm dead [Music] oh dude you are in hell now this took me 52 tries see you in five hours this took some people six to seven hours to do holy [ __ ] wow that's ridiculous all right wow that's unbelievable no he does it every time jeremy what are you doing he does it every time you hear he's on the [ __ ] turd ugh this kill me like that was [ __ ] stupid i just got i got lost by the giant [ __ ] rock in the middle [Music] dude how many times how many dings am i gonna get in a row jesus christ what what is he doing god ding coming at you ding coming at you ding this time i'm gonna do it four times in a row oh what the [ __ ] this posture is nearly full yeah but all it takes is for you to get hit once sakiro shadows get hit two times and die that's the new title of this game oh my god it's not even worth it to resurrect it really isn't if i if because you have to fight grandpa you have to fight hyper grandpa with three [ __ ] bars all right dear old granddad back it up oh [ __ ] no god damn it oh my god die in one hit it's a i don't even know man it's so hard he puts the thing in the sheath and then who the [ __ ] knows what he's doing no holy [ __ ] you know we talk about like people that will complete this game and somebody said who is this game for last night i wonder what the steam achievements will be for this for like somebody beating i wonder how many people would stop it and get this far it's gotta be like point zero point two percent no i don't even man there's so he's such a variance in his move set it's almost like you can't even predict you have to block everything he does it's hard to determine do anything we got no telegraphs really except for the dings god man [Music] nope all right can i just like accept that he's better than me and we'll watch the youtube video at the end of the game oh it's so fast man you don't even get a second to react to it i gotta get like burned into my brain holy [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my god in front of him in front of him for that move maybe i don't know maybe you stand in front of them [Music] [Music] what no i thought i was gonna get a ding [Music] i'll be honest i i think i have to take a break the d hey the demon of hatred was so uncomfortable that i think i have to take a break and like come back in like 15 minutes or something and do it like just just just chill for like 10 minutes though these two back to back is like no way not gonna happen i'll try it one more time and then i'm gonna need like spirit emblems this is gonna be a nightmare [ __ ] up i thought wow i i thought i was in the right did it hit me with the handle hit me in the head with the handle is gone there's no way to come no man [Music] i need posture please i'm so sweaty right now too i'm this is like this is the hardest workout i've had in like three years [Music] your posture will admit will break if you miss a parry if it you can't you know how hard it is to block parry every move that's like unreliable [Music] i'm trying to carry these guys it's just so awkward he hesitates on half of him [Music] [ __ ] tracking no i thought it was this big sweep oh my [ __ ] god i'm not even scratched on him by the way no i thought he was putting it in the sheath i thought he was going right in the sheath no i'm dead [ __ ] you man i can't wait a second [ __ ] one bubble let's see phase two let's just look at it let me just see it and then i'll watch the rest on youtube i'll watch the rest of this on youtube [Music] he has a different weapon they already did this in the last game i was gonna use the [ __ ] turd rock jesus [ __ ] christ he pulled out a gun whatever that's ridiculous man oh my goodness gracious this is [ __ ] wild they know i'm [ __ ] around these last few encounters especially like these last two they were just like yeah you know you like thought things were hard but we're on the ai level of difficulty now just kill me all right la the last last time last attempt and then i'm gonna i'm just gonna [ __ ] just stare at the screen for five minutes i don't even know what to do uh and you come on i'm like you come here from the [ __ ] last little bit of that all right i gotta take a break this is insanity i'll be back in like two minutes i'm gonna i'm gonna go walk around for water in my face i have i didn't even pause the game i have to just memorize everything i have to play space channel 5 with the sword left right left right [Music] from dark souls 2 is it [Music] damn it no i just didn't know [Music] [Music] hesitation is defeat oh hesitation is defeat but securo hesitation is defeat but sorry you haven't memorized every single animation the developers have made why didn't you memorize every move i do young secular don't let me hit you forehead count stop hesitating oh this is so ridiculous this is a case study they got hired by like the government to make this game store it's like a government project oh no it was i thought it was the big one there's no is there any way to tell because seriously what's the sheath in and oh is it a sweet or is it the big one he tried ah it's so [ __ ] you got that like tenth of a [ __ ] second to react to these things like in human reaction time it's just what the [ __ ] it's cause it's human reaction time that's where i went so wrong that's how you do it no but that's [Music] see it's so weird the heel is like a is a vulnerability it's strong it's like hard to get yourself out of that mindset where i i will restore don't ask me i'm trying guys what no oh come on i thought he was doing this could have blocked it yeah but here's the thing they put in this rock paper scissor gameplay that i'm like waiting to see that emblem because i can't i have to do the whatever i have the technique is to get away from it so when he goes down here right come first sweet no no no no it's just a regular text it's just like [ __ ] man it makes it so much harder see my reaction times just dwindled from doing this for so long in row this took me five hours to beat somebody said that's why i'm telling you this is a government experiment one mistake oh no i thought i could i thought it was a big circle around you [Music] i just wish i could fight him and not have to go through the first guy every time this is like naughty the phase two is like [ __ ] ten times worse than this [ __ ] like i don't want to fight get ichiro every time i already killed him start me like right when the grandfather cutscene happens we don't have to do this again it's reaching a seven oh [ __ ] it is frustrating he said a nine well this is the last boss in the whole game so i mean like of course of course with their computer they wanted to make the encounter [ __ ] like two percent of every player will ever beat it that's fine i'm gonna try to be one of like the three percent of every human who's purchased this game to beat it i gotta i have to actually like go get spirit emblems or something this is all blended into my brain like everything's the same everything the whole world is going together every color every flower is turning into the same flower 500 coins is 10. what's what's the point of this even being in the game 500 bucks uh yeah i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm taking a break from this [ __ ] i'm gonna go do something else [ __ ] this final encounter uh i feel like i'm just delaying the inevitable i'm missing a a gourd too somehow there's no way this game has nine gourds right i missed one somewhere yeah gourds really don't matter that's true it really is true like healing is i i when i die i have like seven or eight the healing chords you just have to make you got to be like on point take a heal why am i crouching crouching here we go okay good luck first second time i've seen it and it's rust right after it the [ __ ] is this goodness [Music] i don't know how he hit me with that no way no way no [ __ ] way man i'm trying to run but of course of course i'll tell you so it's the dodge button is the mercury counter right so anytime someone says why you dodging into him don't dodge into him i'm trying to do the mercury but dodge is also on that button so it just it happens i wouldn't be surprised if i died more here than i have in the entire game i'm like looking at chat right now this is a mistake i thought i parroted already but [Music] oh god oh it's so frustrating [ __ ] me oh i will restore ashina to glory i i don't think you will though if we've had this conversation over and over and over again i keep i keep killing you so yeah here we are i have to see your face again it's great i love it he he restored ashley to glory this time and what's going to happen this time maybe maybe i'll prevent him from restoring ashy next to glory glory let's do it again boss before the boss see you next time pull me out of your neck i'll fight this whiffer snapper for you let me just reach into my neck and see what i got here again in the second phase let's do it son oh man [ __ ] the amount of posture that he does with these moves even with the [ __ ] parry is ridiculous no just can't count isn't this supposed to be a stealth game yeah i guess he's already starting with that [ __ ] [Music] so if you heal you're dead they have a weight every time this is next level it really is [Music] that was not it i would have caught it this is so slow and that's it you make one mistake start the whole [ __ ] thing over this is great wait [Music] [Music] no i need to see phase three [ __ ] [Music] face three oh this is gonna be horrible what does he do wow it's lightning what the [ __ ] just lightning to strike random places oh no all right i'm gonna beat this [ __ ] this guy's dead i'm gonna beat this i'm going for it i can do it i'm gonna beat him i'm gonna beat this guy i'm gonna do it [Music] bring it on let's go i'm ready no [Laughter] [Music] [Music] no hmm tried to do it i tried to do it i tried to do it i tried to do it i tried to do it oh [ __ ] i forgot he did that [ __ ] no it wasn't i thought i had i tried to do the [ __ ] the curie sometimes he's just like never comes [Music] no god damn it give me a [ __ ] break that was horseshit oh my god one mistake just don't make a mistake bro 12-minute boss fight don't make any mistakes sir [Music] no oh yeah crouch please crouch yeah can i disable that [ __ ] button how do i i'm gonna disable crouch seriously i'm gonna disable it it's so easy to press it like why the [ __ ] is even a thing in the game like get rid of it i don't want it no crouch get get the [ __ ] out of here and crouch i've used crouch like three times in the 45 hours i've played this game no i [ __ ] ran oh man i [ __ ] thought so that whole third i don't even know what he does that's the worst part about this band is just grinding to [ __ ] get to the third bubble to see the new boot that's going to instantly kill me [ __ ] government project it really is i swear to god like see how susceptible they are [ __ ] repetition sometimes i forget i'm playing from every button is the same button software from soft from every [ __ ] there's three actions on one button am i playing red dead that was good oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] is what we call it [Laughter] listen to me listen to me listen to me every single ledge in the game every single one go back and watch every vod every single ledge you can't run off of it stops you you have to jump i just walked off that one no [ __ ] way i even tested it i was running into the [ __ ] wall like an hour ago i don't have any gourds left oh that's so stupid why can you even walk off the edge here of all things to add to this encounter being able to fall off the [ __ ] edge kind of like phase three or some [ __ ] i'm screaming right now my my posture is recovering so slowly right now [ __ ] god damn it man you know they're gonna make a game somehow harder than this one and then nobody will play it they're gonna keep going until there's no way you can beat it the next game from software makes uh it it might be it might be like times five because all right well everyone remember bloodborne everyone's like holy [ __ ] one board is crazy and then everyone but here's the next part right once everybody figures out how to play this [ __ ] game and more than two weeks go by people will figure out every little bit of cheese everything to do it's you have to learn how to parry right but man going from iframe to this holy [ __ ] it's like completely different you have to relearn an entire new video game like not even just a new video game but like an entirely new way of thinking a lot of games don't even come close with the kind of mechanics that are here in regards to how it feels it's [ __ ] amazing this is [ __ ] awesome but my goodness does it take a lot to [ __ ] forget everything you've ever learned playing mostly i seriously i got my my reaction times just went to [ __ ] right there i was waiting for it you're not supposed to beat this dude in one night you're supposed to come back like six times and beat this guy that back pole [ __ ] that i'll come you on all right what the [ __ ] we got now i got to see it i gotta revive didn't get it it didn't get it i didn't get it risky but it worth it no i thought he was doing the thing no what you did it twice in a [ __ ] rope how am i not getting this [ __ ] you this is not good no i thought it was the lightning move again no it was the thought it was the lightning move [ __ ] man uh i thought he was doing for the lightning and that's gonna try and time it you have to jump so much later than he does oh painful painful painful painful painful i got it come on that was the best attempt all night trying guys i really am i'm trying i'm trying okay come on man i gotta use the buffs yeah but the thing is the i if they take a they take like a couple seconds to work and knowing me i'm gonna use them and get hit by something and die i couldn't get up [ __ ] me [Music] that combo you gotta just run away you can't be stopped this one right here man it's just no [ __ ] way really yeah i i [ __ ] it up my hands are like covered in [ __ ] water right now i gotta like [ __ ] wipe them off with something this controller is [ __ ] filthy i'm gonna get him i'll beat him positive thoughts only here only positive vibes today that's not true i've been [ __ ] talking [ __ ] this whole time oh [ __ ] no i just jumped preemptively like an idiot [Music] no no no no oh no this first phase [ __ ] me every time [Music] seriously now he's back to zero posture again [Music] no oh it's getting it's slowing down that combo gets me every single time and he starts off with it every time man that like one one two three and snap i never carry it let's do it i'm ready i thought no no god damn it jeremy [ __ ] you i got no opportunity i have to [ __ ] go [ __ ] hmm good ready [Music] yes he's dead yes [ __ ] you wait no base four oh he's not he's space four i can't move no faith i don't care i just give you the credit farewell oh that was [ __ ] crazy oh damn what a [ __ ] game oh i could like cry right now god damn it man that was [ __ ] crazy all right so but i'll tell you my do you want to talk about like a final rating for the game we're at like an eight seven last night right yesterday that fight was so ridiculous i had i think that bumped it up to a nine i hated that but i loved it at the same time oh it's so exhilarating i think that i think yeah i get i think i'm gonna give this a night he ain't gonna get up right is that he's not gonna like stand up and turn into an ape look bucko we don't want to hear your life story i did it i did it yes i was i had some thoughts there that maybe not you know i was getting a lot of self-doubt halfway through oh man it feels so good to just know that it's over well not well not that i i'm glad the game is over but that fight is over [Music] that kid's a badass not even like uh wait wait wait wait what i become the sculptor now or the cycle just repeats so wait would so i was i the sculptor you are the sculptor so you the shinobi then shows up and you do the whole thing again it's the same story as dark souls [Music] oh that was exhilarating it was i had i said a lot i talked a lot of [ __ ] but it was venting i hope you guys understand that because that was truly like a [ __ ] ridiculous experience uh here's the you know what i'm gonna tell you something right now they're gonna have to do something is anything gonna be able to i feel like every other video game is let me turn this down after playing through secure i feel like every other video game is just not even going to be it's going to be easy video games are easy now i'm gonna be so spoiled rotten i'm gonna go play another game and it's gonna be like this is not as hard as securo this is easy i'm ruined forever no but for all my uh venting complaints frustrations that was a that was fantastic i am very very happy to have that experience i think some of these bosses a couple of them were probably my favorites of the whole series just in where in the way that they're you play them the the ape the first time you fight the ape was just crazy it was so cool it was really kind of uh out there and frustrating but it was the guardian ape was a very interesting cool encounter the owl fight was awesome even some of the just the mini bosses were really really interesting too how would you rank it compared to dark souls one through three well it's kind of not fair to make that comparison though because they're just not the same it's uh bloodborne i think is my favorite still but that's i'm so biased for bloodborne it's like one of my favorite games ever made of all time it might even be my favorite game ever made but securo is probably i think it's i think it's better than dark souls 3 just in regards to but it's also new and dark souls 3 really did kind of feel like they really wanted to end that series so i loved dark souls 3 but i think this is probably a better game than dark souls 3. in regards to just overall package i think it's better than dark souls 3 but i think it's not as good as bloodborne i'm very biased on that bloodborne is a full straight up 10 out of 10 for me was the game harder as a whole i think so because this game forces you to play the game the way that they want you to play it in all those dark souls and souls born games you can approach any situation however you want you can put on a full set of armor you can get a hide behind a shield you can use iframes you can do iframe abuse you can build a certain character based on one shotting bosses you can't do that here you can go grind souls and go over level for a boss can't do that here either so i think this is much harder than any of the souls games just because you could you could build an entire character and grind to beat any boss in like three hits so in that regard i think this is five to ten times harder than any of the souls games not because like the game is harder but because you can't play it the way that you want you have to play this game you have to do it the way that they want you to and if you don't you're dead good see you later a lot of people kind of just want to play it and if something's really too [ __ ] hard like sometimes you'll hit a wall and it's just like i can't and no summoning no co-op how many people do you know that played through the dark souls games that had to do bosses with partners you can't do you have to you have to play it a bunch of casuals yeah but like i said when i was in the middle of this last fight what's the percentage of people that are going to beat that what is somebody said that the demon of hatred was what six percent of players that have the game on steam that have that achievement that's not very much that is so small of a percentage of people that have the game and it did just come up it's true but i don't think that number will get any more than i don't think that number will go higher than like 20 or 30 it's about two percent for eachine right now wow so i mean so yeah i know i know the philosophy is get good get good but maybe some people don't really want to you know what what if you only have like a couple hours to like really sit down and play a game you know i just got off of work and i gotta grind and get good it can be hard so that's why um stuff like the co-op having a friend come in and play with like a party being able to over level yourself just to kind of play it now you could say well that's not the way the game's supposed to be played but judging by the percentages that you see some people have to do it like that but in all those regards all those things that we talked about that's why this game i think is much harder uh it has nothing really to do with like the game's physical mechanics as much as you have to play the way the game tells you to no friends no [ __ ] item abuse no iframe abuse you gotta [ __ ] do it and it can be very frustrating very listen to me talking very frustrating let me see 221 total deaths 52 deaths at each and damn 52 that's so many i can't believe i kept my [ __ ] composure and kept going so 220 god how did you guys put up with me for that long seriously i hope i wasn't too [ __ ] obnoxious during that like seriously i can imagine i would be i was probably so [ __ ] annoying i hate doing that but it's just frustration coming out i don't mean [ __ ] any of it i muted you for a while i'm sorry it was [ __ ] fun though so 220 deaths i was gonna do a scratch ticket for every death i'm not buying 220 one dollar scratch tickets that that i'll that'll take two weeks to scratch them so we're going to do like fives or something yeah we'll do wait hold on how many is that that's still a ton what about ten dollar tickets that you the higher the denomination goes guys the more chance to win you don't win [ __ ] with a one dollar scratch ticket no i'm not gonna scratch 220 tickets do you understand how [ __ ] much how stupid that is that'll take two or three straight streams that's gonna be like 15 hours 22 10 tickets and one one dollar ticket or forty four five dollar ones oh right right there's one there's a boss apparently that i missed let's just go look at it do the lake headless uh i i did the lake headless already didn't i the one that was in the uh water there the dog just killed me oh 222 scratch sticks no we don't this don't count anymore 221. my like my like relaxation is starting to like kick in i'm like oh it's they did it what a [ __ ] tough game what's crouch crouch what the [ __ ] is happening oh oh yeah i've rage unbounded oh what a psycho god i hate being like rage streamer like i don't like it but it's all right sometimes you have to have some of those moments first impression i don't like the stealth part doesn't like stealth in a samurai game i don't like this part and i don't like it it's not banning people somebody actually i didn't uh mention it because i was just kind of perhaps kind of tilted during the last fight last boss but somebody said i'm gonna paraphrase it here but they said damn he's getting so salty i wonder if he's gonna actually start banning people you know like look over and see somebody be like oh dude you suck i'm saying it's already salty when is he gonna start to actually ban somebody never done that before we make jokes on this channel all the time about oh yeah like get banned it's a permanent ban and it's like 10 seconds right it's a joke i've never done that before imagine just getting so upset and just so just tilted and raged that like somebody said something that i just like [ __ ] shut up and like ban somebody no i don't know if it would ever get there that's the thing i i don't whenever i get upset at a game i don't take it out on other people i take it out on like myself mostly like i'll say like what the [ __ ] what an idiot like it was a bad move but i don't think i would ever like be so angry that i would like tell like a viewer like dude you're wrong shut the [ __ ] up like i don't i don't know i don't know why i would do that because all right if you get to that point right let's say you get to a point where you're really actually starting to get that mad at viewers and like telling people like to [ __ ] off and shouldn't start banning people the cycle is just going to go in it's going to be horrible because nobody likes to hear that like you know i mean nobody wants to be told like hey shut the [ __ ] up guys it's like whoa well come on man and then all of a sudden like people start to get angry at you being angry at them and then they get angry at you and you start to it just cascades all right so i didn't go over here last time that's why even if i do like look over and see something that somebody says something that's like mean or something for the most part i know that people are just [ __ ] around and i wouldn't want to like escalate something just because somebody was like dude you're like gonna suck at this it's like all right all right whatever because i know a large portion of why i'm upset is because i'm i'm not doing well right so if i looked over right now and saw holy [ __ ] you suck it's like hey fun hey i just like hey [ __ ] you it's a good you know jokey but when you are mad when you're angry then you look over there's a very high chance that that same message instead of making you laugh will be like yeah i don't even know how to you don't even know what it's like it's hard this is a [ __ ] hard game and no you're you're wrong we didn't ask for your life story yeah you did here i found it right here oh jesus okay i thought he was caged up he's just free to be here out on the right side did you just shoot an arrow at me somebody is shooting an arrowhead oh right the guy up on the roof okay well maybe i gotta clear the roof then before i do this oh here comes another lottery ticket what am i doing i have no it's not even no you don't count as a beast why did it not work the first time really you're not a beast oh [ __ ] you're [ __ ] you're an animal oh my god i just looked over at chat i saw somebody say thanos well what the [ __ ] am i doing man i just got like i keep giving him such a good opportunity to hit me to stay behind him oh that hurts i got it i did okay i talked about areas this area was my favorite not that part over there like not that part this part not that actually not this part either that not the stealth part the part where you walk down the mountain uh so pretty much this is not my favorite zone i just like the way it looks ow i actually don't really need confetti here huh oh i'm dead uh i'm not gonna use that i've already seen the end of the tunnel this doesn't even bother me anymore nothing can compare to that final fight like it doesn't even matter this is just like funny now this is like this is a comedy all right so we got this guy he does how many how many swings the other one's throwing [ __ ] at me now whoa that goes across the whole place huh let's see how hard how annoying are you yeah you got way less health you're just annoying okay all right there it is one down oh boy surprise oh my god what am i doing i'm dead goodbye actually i might be able to get it if he does the grab again all right no health no [Music] game sucks game sucks game sucks game sucks man he goes bad mad because gab gab gabby i don't know they're both back game actually sucks no god damn it no no no no no no no underwater level suck underwater levels suck underwater levels suck they always suck always suck again with this [ __ ] oh my god so it was i was just getting bored there i'll be honest waiting for a goddamn grab and i my health is so low what the hell am i doing he's a stationary target don't you guys understand the people that move the slowest i may as well just give up you the slower you are the harder you are for me to play in these games you could telegraph a move for 15 straight like now i'm just getting angry again like these slow slug ass [ __ ] people it takes them like three full five full seconds to a move you just sit there with like you [ __ ] hand up your ass waiting for him to do something uh he telegraphs the whole way around oh [ __ ] headless man this dude is not even hard it's not even hard seriously like they get it's not even a fun game like yeah that's the problem i have it's like if the game is like i was a nine and this [ __ ] is just just part of the reason why i oh my god okay no more jokes i have to hit him once hey you got it i don't think i could reach the god damn it whatever just quickly that takes so much longer than any other soul software game what am i eating uh i went outside and took a shovel and i brought some dirt in here and i figured i'd have a chew on it for a while and like swallow it and [ __ ] all right now now i can reach this tree almost didn't [ __ ] get it that was really close here he is all right how do i feed him use precious bait here you go feed the fish treasure carves okay we're gonna do it again we have to do we're gonna do it again all right here you go have some more he's got human teeth that's just weird he's got like dentures in there it is truly precious bait if bait has hair you know it's something truly special the harada noble in the pod is obsessed with thoughts of becoming a master he who receives the scale of the carp becomes closer to a carp himself i bestow upon you my secret treasure here we go ding ding come get food oh no oh no i feel this is like kind of sad master master master master no he's so sad that's just mean is he in there what do i get for doing that is he just dead on the ground great white whisker couldn't go in i know it would be really cool let me tell you something how from software take a note here if you walked in here and it was another zone an optional zone in like this magic stomach all right so i can i'm assuming i can give the whisker to either the guy that's sad or one of the guys in the trash cans and i think i'm gonna give it to the guy that's sad because that's like that's [ __ ] up he spent his whole life with this fish why would i give it to that guy why would i give it to the guy that's like please i want to be a fish killer take it yeah i need to give this guy a piece right you gotta have some closure here even though i did it this is sick all right full charge [ __ ] slash you did this you did this what the hell what did you do to my muppet friend oh for some drugs you're a monster but wait wait he's still around right there'll be another one it'll be small i thought it was gonna be a little koi fish or something all right let's go talk to the dumpster guy uh he seems to be out of his dumpster alaphis and there he is how did this work ha i don't understand how this works so he was in the bucket i killed the carp and then he becomes carp now i want to talk to the other one i'm so confused by what this only this even means this is dead why all right well i think that's gonna do it sakiro i've tied up pretty much most of the loose ends well okay one more for the road okay i'm gonna take a break i'm gonna grab some water and i'm gonna open up pick ross just chill for like an hour so one more for the road

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Published: Thu Feb 24 2022