Jerma Vs. Ludwig : Battle of the Ships

oh is this actually this is the real battleship where you have to like guess where uh where people's boats are and stuff i told you this already you know i talked about like the next twitch thing let me call it for you i'm calling for you right now we had like there was all kinds of different trends on twitch right over the last few years among us chess was huge for a while uh rust is getting big right now the next one's gonna be battleship it's gonna be fucking battleship b3 you suck my battleship g-52 you suck my battleship dude are you ready for battleship you ready to do this i am ready for battleship i i have a bit of mutiny on my side already everyone's on team germa in my chat which is concerning really the battleship is could be really fun to play with people on stream like with friends yeah it'd be fun for a bit for sure yeah of course that's what we're doing right now that's like why we're hanging out and playing it yeah battleship is definitely fun for a little bit yeah i agree with you yeah be good it's like we'll have a good hour for it hour or two yeah maybe i was assuming like six all right so those who don't understand how battleship was played very very complicated game you do is you get five ships you place them around and then each turn back and forth ludwig and i are gonna try to kill each other sink our ships i'm sorry are you explaining battleship yeah yeah that makes sense people are saying no no bets already oh are you a bit of a gambling man uh yeah all right but no we haven't even played one game though you want to do this already you want to bet what do you want to bet well what we'll start let's just start off like casually just like with a casual you know let's just say five gifted you know just a casual breezy five gifted subs for the other person's channel just to the other person's channel or or or better yet i thought you could talk about it i was not gonna say like 500 bucks i was like holy shit we're like already going i imagine you're not tier three sub to me is that right that's that's incorrect i'm not i'm not tier sub to you tier three okay i'm not tier three sub to you the loser tier three subs to the winner for just a month all right that works game one let's go do you have any experience playing this well let me tell you i'm using uh fredrik poitier which try to click on him right now on your stream you bought this guy yeah i spent money on this why did you buy this yeah you do is three dollars yeah it changes this is a big deal coming on twitch soon all right so we don't tell each other where we're going right well no you're supposed to say the smallest ship where you put it you supposedly wait you have to say the smallest ship where you put it yeah you have to tell me where you put your small ship okay the smaller ship's going bottom right yeah mine's also on the bottom right you ready i'm prepared yeah who goes first i don't even know who that is i called heads in the air oh damn it all right here we go okay you lied you wait wait did you say bottom right i did say bottom right welcome to war so did i oh you lied to me more hurtful when you do it hey here's here's how i know that this is gonna be correct he went up one square fuck with me no he didn't whatever ah maybe you're saying he went up one square because that's what you did come on you don't do this like you don't do this like a puzzle you do the edges first and then you go in the middle when you're like ready german it's a it's a children's game you just click a random square and then occasionally you hit i mean honestly you'll probably do as well if you just don't even know what you're doing if you do a blind if you get like a monkey to do it you probably have more success i mean you thought you thought i was in like the edges there you know corner karen yeah oh what do you think i'm crazy well you do the thing where you put all your ships in one corner that's how you instantly lose this game i know that at least you got well you got one yeah one for the corner uh apparently you're a bit of a corner karen wait you get to go twice what's this bullshit you go until you miss what there's no way oh i hated that shit when i used to play basketball with people one-on-one it would be like oh you go until you don't and if whoever scored gets the ball back and i never got the ball back they just scored like 20 times in a row yeah winner winner stays is kind of hard uh but fortunately for you it's not like shooting a jump shot here i'm still shooting in in the dark you're such a corner character no i'm not you just want to get the one [Laughter] the one that's over oh god this is your destroyer oh no all right oh wait what german no no you didn't jeremiah's a tier three it's hard you got one more we can sneaky one that you're not gonna fight yeah oh oh no excuse me somebody's right here in the middle yeah i went for a little you know oh a little middle play okay all right that's good for me oh this is where this is where your big guy is right here all right i didn't find my big guy that's the easiest one to find though mathematically that's true you won't find another ship for years [Laughter] but you did put them right next to it you did the same thing i did didn't you well i had a gap yeah but with you saying there's a gap means that there's definitely another ship right here yeah you did the same thing i did you did the same thing i did we have the same board what what the fuck is really bad this is really no no it's not it's really bad this is really bad what do you wait did you do this i was just just got to keep shooting your shots captain oh wait a minute oh they're all connected oh boy you're in deep shit oh no well well actually i have one last trick up my sleeve yeah and i think i know where it is because it's probably exactly where i put mine you did the same thing man that's so funny which way how many are left there's a one a two there's only one three ship left and it's either left or right here and i don't know did you did you are you as compulsive enough oh through that voice were you as compulsive enough to make sure you created the full tetris line right like it has to be perfect or did you know that's a good point it is of course it is that's such a good point where was yours that's it oh you're devious did i really just blow it in the first round like oh i won i won the first round yeah you're saying that you won the lowest stakes game yeah so if when we get to like oh yeah hey we're gonna do this for five thousand dollars which but i hope we don't do that because i don't know if i have that but you know i don't win that one i'm i get i leave the battleship casino with four thousand nine hundred and ninety five dollars in in the hole whatever it is that's exactly what's gonna happen yeah to a t all right so what is this for are we upping these stakes or are we lowering this i would let's let's do it so last time was a tier three let's let's let's i feel warm right now i'm ready for uh uh you know just like like um like a casual 100 gifted 100 gifted subs for this one oh god what's that that's okay just it's 500 but honestly with the with the write-offs you get it all back vegas taxes new hampshire taxes we can't go from 25 to 500. okay all right well then you can you give a suggestion what's uh what's a better escalation and a better escalation would be 2x so let's just do let's do 50. 50 uh 50 bucks which is what all right fifty dollars what do you mean what is it it's fifty dollars are we doing subs oh yeah we can do like ten subs okay ten subs wait yeah yeah yeah okay yeah that works oh fuck all right you found that quick what is g3 what are you thinking i don't know a g3 was speaking to me all right all right well i'm sure you don't finish this off you're gonna go the wrong direction here you think so what would you ever i don't know because i thought maybe you put them next i was going to freak you out i was going to freak out you and like insane it would have been insane but it was just so so bold oh found something c2 i'll tell you right now it's b2 i'll tell you right now i don't think it is got to go up you got to go up trust me b2 all right if it's not b2 then i'm gonna be oh my god what the hell why it worked it worked honesty this is gonna keep escalating it's gonna keep doesn't dude it doesn't matter who wins any of these right now because whoever wins like the 500 one like just wins everything anyways like oh yeah no you're 100 right i i just went to vegas i was doing like craps you know it's the game i like to play with like a big group of people and i was betting modestly the entire weekend and then sunday rolled around and i was like fuck it i'm up a couple thousand so i started betting just nonsensically i just started betting like 500. i lost everything nothing i did mattered because i knew i was just going to escalate to a point where it was make or break and i broke everything was gone so so wait hold on you were up with a thousands of dollars i was up four thousand dollars dude come on that you got to do come on gwen and then sunday rolled around and i wanted to be up more money so i just put it you know the you play craps ever i've dabbled a few times i just put everything on the field just four thousand dollar you know just trying to run it up to uh well no i have i have a goal because i think if you don't have a goal it's not it's stupid wait you go wait hold on you're going into vegas gambling with a goal of how much money you want of how much money of what i want to win oh my god that's that's not that's don't do that i go in with a thousand and i want to leave with the really nice watch i don't understand where you could even be i don't know right here they're eliminating yeah i'm actually wasting my time up here because there's so many places where you gotta hit your tugboat it's almost frustrating yeah you you focus so much on the top here i'm clearing out the top completely the other one no no okay now i'm in trouble i mean what do you mean [Music] i'm in trouble now that's that's my battle look how nicely it was tucked in you painted around it yeah that it was an actual uh like in a looney tunes cartoon where they fire the machine go to the person and it just does like the lines around them and then like the wall breaks behind them and they run away yeah yeah it just falls behind them and there's just that that faint outline but then you still shot bugs bunny at the end which is fucked up for a children's cartoon yeah do somebody say i'm used to like shoot at people to like dance like that that's kind of fucked up isn't it it is fucked up but also in a way art yeah wouldn't he'd be like wait was it just an awful shot no i think it was like abusive there was he was firing at them to like get their but why wouldn't he just shoot bugs bunny in this in the stomach i don't understand why not simply murder bugs bunny because he was always like like oh yeah right he would do that and then he would fire like 400 rounds at him yeah i don't know like missing almost all of them don't think germa is even good you're just really bad oh look can you be bad at like throwing a handful of popcorn in the air and just like looking at the ground and picking up one or two random pieces can you be bad at that not really i mean let's be real i did stack all of my ship into the bottom left last round i think that's a bad strat well i did the same thing though yeah but even you had the the you know the redundancies of throwing a tugboat in the top right as a security measure all right all right all right well this is fine though because what i'm doing is uh hustling you um because if i lose a couple you start to get a little confident that's true you could be just pulling the hustle on me and then i strike that was one tier one sub and then one ten subs one tier three sub 10 subs you won 75 dollars all right how much did you uh go into the casino with i've what do you mean walked like last in vegas like how much did you how much did you go in with i went in with 900 okay i'm gonna try to get 900 from you that's wha you're trying to fuck me like the casino did yeah i'll give something back sometimes you should think about me we'll do another game where it's like oh this one's for two hundred dollars how about we remove the money for this one i have a bit of a fun idea okay the loser gets to buy a shirt for the winner that they have to wear on stream camera on of course okay so wait but i buy a t-shirt that you have to wear on stream you buy a t-shirt and i'll wear it on stream yeah exactly okay all right that's any t-shirt the loser wants now i i will say it must follow tos yeah it's good obviously no but yeah it's it's any t-shirt the loser wants someone said to look at the battleship category oh come on what is this what what what is it look at the battleship category look at the battleship category yeah on twitch look at the fucking battleship category on twitch person losing german one ludwig zero person watching who's losing person who's watching the person what the fuck i want to screenshot this oh it's not necessary this is amazing this is really cool no this is incredible it's slightly defamatory you guys you are blowing up the hasbro guy's phone another person went live playing hasbro's battleship oh my goodness i can't wait to see what they're doing we need to make a sequel to battleship all right i've i've i've developed a stratagem tails come on person get goes first has a huge advantage just inherently because if you land then you want you pretty much can get one you don't know what direction is though you're from east coast why did you do that why didn't you do that i clicked wrong i just actually missed what the fuck wait what did i just stumble upon germa i i've just don't buy the mega milk shirt that just that's my one request don't say that one more time don't buy the mega milk shirt that's like my one request just don't do that for you when i win this don't buy you the mega milk shirt yes no please don't do that could you tell me why i should show you mercy here well first of all you gotta win oh my what you're looking at my screen you're cheating you want to win this let me do that i want to win this one hey everyone gets one cheat come on it's it's twitch you know you're allowed to cheat on one game trail on one on one battleship game you know be wicked funny if you got me in the t-shirt for the band that i fucking hate more than anything what is that i don't know i don't think i want to tell you because if you buy it then it's really embarrassing i i i have a like it almost feels the way you're posturing this is that you like you love this band no well i have a thing with my chat where i talk a ton of shit about the gorillas like i just hate them they're like the worst really abandoned history yeah is this like me going i would hate if you got me a sign tom brady jersey like that would suck so much please don't do that where are your ships they don't exist would i get suspended if i wore the mega milk shirt oh i i mean look twitch is no i i am i i don't know which one you're talking about you'd have to link it to me for me to know because i've worn a slew of bad things so slew it's it's numerous because i do an amazon stream i let chat buy anything and i'll wear it so you know i've worn shirts that say like come in me i'm here for the bukkakee i have a set of keycaps that are just gachi keycaps just uh abhorrent things all right so there's a two it's a two and a four and a three three i'll give you a hint i'll make it spicy what it's not you said jack and the beanstalk that would be straight up i'll give you a hint right now you might need to refresh your browser on twitter like the channel i'm watching your channel right now that you i've refreshed your channel no it's no f5 german it's a it's a it's like a technical joke [Laughter] you're right here no he's not i do sure i told you oh the way that you were telling me where you were yeah i was telling you oh it's f5 i thought you were doing like a hit f5 you're watching my stream i know you're cheating ha oh no i was trying to give you information oh but i think that was the only place it could have been there well congratulations i feel good i don't know if you threw that on purpose but my strategy was pretty impeccable all right all right i'm gonna just link you an option and you just look at it and then i want you to react to it and tell me what you think okay so i did you can give it to me as an image by the way because i'm so stupid why is this saved can i show this i don't want to show this i have to wear this this is what you're just deciding on okay we saw it i don't want that on this camera you look sucks are you showing your chat yet yeah each one that comes in they're getting they're getting a view of it all right all right this is one i wore uh quite a lot actually my girlfriend took it she she likes wearing it now because it's a pretty comfy shirt all right people are going to screencap this i have to go like no no no i am that's not me no uh i'm 100 american 75 irish 60 water 50 cent's biggest fan 40 pounds overweight seven years from retirement and five minutes from having to shit at this lows yeah it does suck this looks like an old like web page from 1995. a lot of people want you to have this one i'll i'll send it to you but i wouldn't do this to you because i think this one's abhorrent i think just even owning this is a bit of an atrocity what am i owning if you like owned this because you'd wear it obviously you'd have to i don't want i don't want that well i don't want this one i know that's why i'm saying i don't want i don't want i know i know please i wouldn't please spare me i'll wear the cum shirt i'll wear the gum shirt okay i'm serious i'll i i no no no you're okay all right oh no anyone but this one if chat was to decide that's what they would do they would put that one on your body but i wouldn't do that to you because i understand there's you know there's lines irma bukkake 4k web gift you guys are all gonna get your like channels banned so what all right so what are the stakes for the next one if we're gonna keep upping the stakes here then now what how do we go from how do we add to to the stakes how do we add to the stakes so look we we flipped off money we can we can go back to money you want to go over you want to go back to cash we could do like uh i think it's time we could do the 100 gifted match okay because i think the if we're escalating shirts that then it goes outfits then then one of us is going to become a cat maid for a day have you worn a a cat girl costume before oh my head my brain just hurt no is that good everybody that's weird right that's like a weird one that he won't ever figure it out no you're throwing no i'm not i don't think he's gonna get this corner karen this is a waste of my time i feel like i'm wasting this you're not a corner karen maybe you avoid not in those corners not in those corners oh you're trying to get me to click the last corner but i'm i'm too smart i'm never gonna click the last corner well then i guess you're never gonna win the game you've swayed me fuck you're a villain oh shit you you got it got it i feel good about that i think if you land if you land this next one right here that just this next hit then it just has to be an exit i'll wear the mega milk shirt tomorrow oh look thank god this is a bit stressful because i just well i didn't want to wear the mega milkshake tomorrow yeah that would have been bad for you it would have been really okay okay here here here all right i will wager you five gifted you don't know which direction i'm going here so if i hear you're gonna guess that's wrong that's right but if you miss thank you i'll get that yeah i'll get that right away germa it's too bad that it's right here i thought you're gonna do the thing where it was up that was a dangerous shot oh cause now you've left the corner open can you do it can you do it can you do it toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boat toy boy that's another tank if it's up no just you practice you're embarrassing me now i have i actually have i do that all the time they have a lot of practice there's some french tongue twisters you could try what were they it's so it's um the english translations if your uncle shaves your uncle then your uncle will be shaved but in french it sounds like that's very literally the french one is and then facets necessarily hard to say say it again yeah oh say it again yeah i want to hear that again i feel like the charlie brown parents talking because this would this would be like a perfect map if it was like one of these two i'll give you a simple hint and this is honest that little tug boat it was right next to my destroyers to the left of it oh no oh now i have to give you a hundred subs okay let me tell you you were right you called it you were like i've won these petty games for 75 dollars and i have to wear the fucking cum t-shirt and pay you 500 that's exactly what happened all right so what how many how many how much fire can we go with this one so we we could we're going to reach a point of power creep where we've gone too high yes um and i uh here's the thing about me i live my life by the gambler's philosophy so once i start to lose a little money i'll dump my net worth till i get it back i don't think i'm the right guy to guide this ship i'll let you make the next bet what if we up the stakes into a non-money one what would it look like i'll throw out a couple of things that work one is uh a tweet a tweet of the of the of the person's choosing huh yeah yeah that's fine i would get a tweet on your twitter oh those are rare those are rare i'm gonna show you an example of a tweet i had to do because i lost a bet against uh do you know disguised toast yes i i had lost a wager to him and maybe this isn't the best to pull up on stream but but here's the tweet regardless i saw the pizza thing what is this underwear this is my ass it's a picture of me in briefs with the caption anyone wanna sniff what the fuck okay because i was gonna say i was gonna like just have you take a picture of like an apple core and just have the like the text over b what the fuck dude and i mean like something like that like yeah yeah that's what i was gonna have no that's that's what i would go for i would i would this this is you know toast went all out i'm showing you this is like this is the high end you know this is probably like this is this is where it caps out uh by the way i think that you have been the first person to ever have me show the word of become on my screen by the way just want to make sure we're clear on that one uh should i be ashamed or proud uh probably they're probably both yeah it's a mixture now are you under the impression that battleship is somewhat of a skilled game yes i think it's very i think this is gonna be huge uh-huh okay yeah do you not think so no i just i'm just asking questions yeah like we we we're again this is like a weird this is a pre-show how everybody's gonna be playing this this is a huge deal right like everyone's gonna love this game everyone's gonna get into it prove to you that this is a game made for children that that you know actual just trained monkeys would do better in huh i've randomly placed my ships and i'm using a random picker to shoot your ships down randomize shot randomized placements against your strategies so and we'll see if i was able to win with pure randomness then i'd prove to you this is a game for little baby boy children all right i think the best way to go about this is to do it twice which is there's no way i mean no there's there is no way you know where you can get it it's like yeah that's one space i'm i'm random number generating every single hit you are what oh my gosh yeah if you're going to the right here this is brutal i think somebody faces into my face cam like every time like i click i turn and i go like i'm so i'm just such a fucking youtube face all right whatever you gotta give good reactions destroyer okay yeah yeah whatever what's your favorite animal favorite animal what's your favorite animal zebra zebra finds a frog why i kind of just like word you the the reason it's your favorite is because of the word i enjoy the word especially the letters i love that green frog are you hinting at something here does he need more tweets what does your computer do you definitely there's no way you're not up here somewhere this thing is statistically impossible i i i promise you that northbound will be in your your undoing you think so there's no way you're here you got one is that the letter f was no what a terrible round to do randomly generated shots on all right you're going in i've painted around this i've genuinely painted around this one the lords all right you got a good shot here okay and by good shot i mean it could be anywhere it could this could be b10c10 all right i'm going down now and that means the only ship left is a three-man boat i don't think a randomly generated thing functions as well anymore but no i i have to think about this this is no longer random surely you didn't do anything to muddy the letter f so this must have been a displaced boat to have some what of a coverage in case i found the f it could be like a j three no i should have gone one more to the right it could be a really tall f i mean that would be interesting if i were to do something like that wouldn't it i guess i i thought the f was over but it could have just been beginning i mean that would be very interesting if i were you i would maybe take a shot why wait you did do that yeah why why would you tell me that because i was doing the psychology thing where you're like oh why would you tell me i thought you're talking oh no now i have to tweet something uh what a tall f i was gonna do the whole thing but i figured of course it was right there yeah the randomly generated was terrible i mean you you didn't have the best stratagem for sure but i tweet something maybe once every like four months yeah you're not um the most avid twitter user is there a reason for that yeah it's kind of i don't know i just don't care you know i think it is because i i can never think of anything to say i have so many drafted tweets that is right and then i just delete right let's see what i'll do is i'll send it and then i'll and i'll delete it uh which i think is harder to do because sometimes after you've already sent it you don't want to delete it which which makes me tweet more often exactly i'll read you my last two drafts yeah please ah fortnite is starting to look a lot like those old smash brothers character leak screens the ones with heathcliff pepper anne and al bundy on them and the other one uh if almonds are available i'll eat them till i throw up but i didn't tweet those i did though those i'm like yeah do you do you have the ability to to protrude your stomach yes like in a pretty severe way that people would think you know you're working on a baby wait you want you want a jokey stomach protruding like in the okay not just in a mirror like in the oven reflection that you see and you go holy shit is that me yeah um so you want a stomach protrusion picture okay waist up full body i think a stomach protrusion picture with with your second drafted tweet is you want that to be honest you you tweet so rarely that anything is great here so you want if humans are available i will eat until i throw up and do the like i got a big stomach picture yeah like uh you know kind of like how twitter would be used in like 2013. oh god okay okay i'll do it just i could eat almonds till i throw up and then you know your stomach's so full because you've eaten so many almonds it's it's comical in a way all right that sounds good to me i think you create creatively can can take this any direction you want because i think you know what my sentiment what my what my desire is here and you can you can get it done somebody said this is literally fetish art it does feel like any time you even like any part of you that you give out to your stream is just is just taken and they just run with it there's gonna be fan art for years on pregnant german

Channel: 2ndJerma

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Length: 35min 24sec (2124 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 30 2021