Jerma Throws CDs at Zombies - Jerma Streams Dead Rising (Long Edit #1)

[Music] look for the head i don't know that's the second half [Music] i was thinking about waiting that was a bad thing to start with should have done that before that's why i'm muted i had an opportunity to do that before the stream turned on i don't know what i i shouldn't be in control of this button uh i was gonna wait till one p.m but i'm here i'm ready i'm just ready to go i don't need to wait till i've been sitting here for like five minutes just going like you know okay i'm here let's just go early not even that early but still we're here good afternoon if you joined us last night uh today i talked about how dead rising one was going to be the stream today and i also made a mistake talking about how uh what was going to happen over the next couple days i told you i had a doctor's appointment tomorrow it's not true it actually is the next day so uh i believe this game takes somewhere between 10 to 12 hours to do it 13 hours so we're gonna do this today and we're gonna do this tomorrow i will then go to my doctor's appointment so we're gonna bang out dead rising the next two days in a row this is a two-hour game no it is not this is not a two-hour game yeah what i know about dead rising at least the original in fact all the dead risings it doesn't matter which one it is i've collectively played maybe six and a half hours of all of them combined dead rising one dead rising two dead rising three so i mean i know how the game kind of works i've played it off and on a couple of times randomly sixty percent of the way through somebody else's playthrough on a couch dude take this you gotta try dead rising man you throw cds at people and it's like cds what are you talking about sit down at gravity and i grabbed i remember grabbing the cds and phrase being cds at zombies and i also remember having like there's like a lego set that's the only thing and you have a camera so we're gonna just i'm gonna play the whole thing seems like one of those games that i should have done a long time ago um no but i i just two videos of dead rising two and dead rising three should maybe i'll just do them all not back to back but should i just play dead rising two and dead rising three eventually just play them all the way through don't do dead there's a way this is dead rising four did i play dead rising four didn't remember did i what's the one where you had to get the phone app from microsoft to like call in an airstrike which one was that was that three or four three yeah there was a phone companion app that you could get for dead rising free to call in an air strike from your phone well we'll see but that's what we're gonna do today into tomorrow that's the plan and i'm almost ready to go here just give me one more second and we'll get started i don't know what my lip balm is this is bad i mean this this is a this is a total diva moment i know but like i can where i cannot stream without my lip balm it's not going to bother me it's not possible it's not possible i can't do it it's the only way i can live stream where is it i always have two bombs right next to me at all times whatever the stream is cancelled now [ __ ] it whatever let's go i'll be all right okay so the stream sucks today it's because i didn't have lip balm on the very beginning don't forget that all right so i got everything ready to go start game is just gonna be dead rising one let's see how fun it is i heard it's fun new game right that's what i want to do right that means i have 72 out that's three streams three full days that's the one right is this the piece this is the pc version is that a bad thing no no okay so i'm just gonna 72 hour mode that's the one right september 19th 11 27 this is p.m a.m cutscene haven't you played this game like randomly like on a friend's couch i've never played through the whole game have i played through this game on camera no i don't even remember because i've played like 12 000 games on stream and on video i don't know i have no idea same buddy no i didn't for the tv i played four on stream yeah i can't remember that all right pretty quiet nobody said anything i'm talking to myself i just sip out of my water over here that's been here since last night and it tasted like hamburger meat i don't know why that's [ __ ] up i had to share that because that's strange cooked hamburger meat all right here we go oh i can take pictures how do i take a picture zoom in should i take a pho oh okay that's zoom in x is shutter got it oh you got you get points you did points for things okay move camera zoom in i didn't there's no picture of nothing how do i zoom out there we go okay so let's zoom in and zoom out this is pokemon snap i need more stuff going on here we go zoom in [Music] nice i brutality laugh so hard if one went down the slide wait here we go he's gonna do it come on damn it he didn't let go under the tire oh they're killing this guy i gotta make sure i get a good angle [Music] oh no i got it holy [ __ ] did you see that i just apparently got it too wait wait wait somebody fighting she's gonna fall off she's gonna fall off she's gonna fall off she's gonna flop i'm ready i'm ready for the photo come on i'm gonna get it right here come on and [Music] come on got it wait that wasn't here [Music] off the titan tron [ __ ] up what this is part of the game i need to take photos of stuff i'm a psycho i can't save them man you are nuts not with that attitude no not with any i got i have a camera in my hand don't forget to come back for me we don't have like grenade launchers you're not dead fred it's frank frank west remember that name because the whole world's gonna know it in three days when i get confirmed for smash brothers [ __ ] on the next nintendo direct oh there it goes there's a lot of helicopters flying really close am i gonna make it jump for it get a photo of that one frank is so ugly what are you talking about something else i can't put my finger on he's talking about yeah he looks like he's squished so why don't you just tell me already what what no all right just listen to the cutscene we'll bring the camera up and just take a picture right in his face so i can remember who this person is i'd be taking pictures of everybody i came across can you stand right here for a second let me take a photo frank must be on the heliport at 12pm on the 22nd or he will be left behind in the mall okay pay careful attention to the time as you play so it is 12 o'clock on the 19th well that's fast why do i have like a world news ticker down here you can save your progress at locations marked with s such as the sofa in the security room or the mall's public restroom okay i can save in the bathroom or in the security room so um you can save your progress at locations marked with s is just the sofa in the security room what's in here uh change clothes right all right i guess i'm i'm a golfer now all right what do i want to be dressed as i know i want the golf all right is there crafting in this one i remember playing like the third and fourth one you had to make stuff i don't want to like waste time because i don't really have any time how much how much time i've been walking around for 20 minutes all right but just save the game where's the security room what is this i'm just wasting more time all right so that zero killed well actually one is killed uh staff i know where's the actual where's the actual security room is it up the stairs where's the act where's the security room the one with the green sofa which one of these had a green stuff but it's it's just right here there's no security room this is the security room i thought i had to go in one of the one of the rooms was the security room no it's the security sofa okay so what the [ __ ] am i supposed to do just leave uh i guess i'm going this way i've never played dead rising one i told you i somebody handed me the controller like 17 hours into the game to throw cds who's the [ __ ] is this guy who are these people she's like she just tackled me little twice doggie oh where is my madonna where is she oh all right mission one save dog oh this is no time to over pretty girls son you looking to get yourself beaten alive by zombies holy [ __ ] this guy's eyes they're going to get in why is everybody getting so close to your face yeah everyone this barricade sucks you just threw a bunch of benches in the way there's no where's the car that's parked in every mall back the car up here there's got to be at least two of them right all right find something find something to block all right i don't have i don't have time for this i gotta fi i'm i'm on the clock right now it's been an hour all right find something barricaded okay it's drama that has a gun all right whatever let's go but i have to take photos of people hold on nice more drama how many photos do i have i don't want to take photos of ram [ __ ] what is this over the shoulder something happens to raise my blood pressure what do you mean every time you don't even go nice drama okay i i think i found something i'm running around like a [ __ ] myself i'm fine why did you summon me to this place what are you planning would you calm down i don't even know what you're talking about can he open the door i think they got in no so it's the lady saving her dog is what starts the whole outbreak here i think the dog's a zombie okay well there's what in the hell are you people doing there's so many character introductions what do i do to the stairs alright i'm going but what about everybody else down here hdtv alright different items perform different actions some weapons are capable of special attacks performed by holding x for a moment you can attack or you can hold right trigger and x's throw multiple items can be held in stock simultaneously the maximum stalking will be raised by leveling up you can change the bumpers throw item down down unequipped is up okay sounds pretty simple enough this is dead kathy kathy hold on a second i'm coming i'm coming kathy stand behind me cathy these are scripted they're supposed to die it's scripted it's scripted it's okay you can't save them oh yeah that's scripted you can't violent come here what are you doing smoking a cigarette what are you doing come here no no get a little help with people all right you know what it's scripted it's scripted right whoa when grabbed by multiple zombies an escape command will appear on the screen another command is directed before the time runs out and you can escape the dangerous situation okay well i'm sorry i tried barlene willis is dead i made it all this because grandma wanted the dog here oh i made it out no i didn't where are the others imagine like the zombie apocalypse happens and the first thing that you do is you grab a bench and just throw it they got away just into everybody why would you do something like that like come up with a plan a quick one not grab heavy object and throw into friends the air ducts they'll get us back into the mall and apparently those things aren't smart enough to use the ducks he's gonna get grabbed nice camera are you a photographer no no no never ask if anybody if they have a camera if they're a photographer they're going to talk your ear off for like two hours some pictures frank you really seem to know what you're doing wow this is terrible who are you guys anyway why did you take pictures of people falling off of the building um i took them near the entrance she wiped your sd card oh seventy what it's already been two hours or an hour and like 10 minutes okay security room wait is there like i know you don't you eat food you do right how do you eat it okay so i'm gonna take coffee creamer i'm gonna take two coffee creamers what's up if you plan on going back down to the mall are you i wouldn't do that if i were you but if you young well if you're gonna do it at least take this transceiver with you and you better take this you obtain the mall map you obtain the transceiver all right okay so how do i use it well how do i just go in i'm going go in you know any quests or anything i'm just going in i didn't save the game [ __ ] whatever i'll be fine this is a timed game i can't just like dilly dally okay i'm on the roof hey anybody around jeff jeff come here you have you seen my wife natalie she should still be around here hey hey i'll lend a hand that's a pretty good weapon fellow golfer i see the name's jeff mayer by the way i'm frank i'm telling you that back nine here is killer escorting survivors survivors each behave differently depending on the circumstances and their own varying personalities is a good idea to escort as many as possible to the safety of the security room call survivor or set goal marker okay so it's right triggering why so why is to be like come here okay okay join so follow me all right so follow me i'm gonna find uh i'm gonna find your wife is around here somewhere mister natalie found you come on come on jeff i don't know how you guys even got separated it's an open spot it's an open space hey fantastic okay let's go i'll never let you go again come on follow me we have to go now it's not safe i know a place i'll take the security room once the number of photos taken exceeds 30 they'll be going to be deleted in order automatically you can save any photo from the imminent deletion by choosing to keep why in the picture viewer what all right let's go come on let's go pp prestige points are awarded for actions such as escorting survivors to safety or defeating zombies right when the pp gauge becomes full frank levels up attack power increases speed is running speed life is maximum health stock is item stock throws item throw distance and a new skill mastered as a new skill learner so it does it automatically assume all right come on follow me both of you let's go what are you doing come here hurry up i'm on the clock right now please hurry up why won't they follow me what's going on talk to them i can't oh [ __ ] this [ __ ] packing why can't i talk to them okay we're good hurry up no i told me let's go all right we're good we're good i didn't even hit the punch button all right to the safety it's up here follow me this way come on up can't you make it come on natalie hurry up all right go in there gotcha no no no no go please call me a [ __ ] go get in here do they go in okay good i'm never going to the mall again as long as i live i've had about enough of this escort complete freddie dredge escaped 5 000 bits all right on time to go back out level up no no no no no no uh save the game anything else in here it's through here no message from freddie dredd just a shitload of money thank you freddie dread seriously okay i have two coffee creamers at apple and a golf club let's go all right i saved the first two people go down the elevator i guess i'm gonna go down i learned jump kick nice somebody calling me hey it's otis back in the security room can you hear me frank let me give you a run down on the mall's layout so you know what you're doing right on the other side of the warehouse you'll find paradise plaza there's lots of shops there restaurants sporting goods books it's pretty big mall so you probably need to use the can now and then just check them ah what was it left what was it which button was it i don't know you people are talking too fast stop frankie there it's me otis janitor [Music] he just called me why did you have to hang up zombies huh and call again you know how to use this no idea absolutely not a clue at all i've covered wars you know see this at this point when i hold it backwards and aim with the handle forward and go just right here's the thing i don't know and then you like wink at the camera and then you go you scoff and you walk away all right case one uh september 19th from 12 p.m case one two okay the case panels form a guide to solving the mystery behind the incident when you encounter a key event a new case panel opens taking you one step closer to the truth you can take a look at the current status of the case panels via the case file option on the pause menu okay when all the case panels have been filled in the truth behind the incident will be revealed all right so it's it's open right now so this is like the story back up for brad don't cut me off like that it's rude anyway here's what i was going to say there's some young guy wandering around in paradise plaza he's carrying a camera like you i guess he must be a photographer too taking pictures at a time like this you're both crazy scoop q the scoop queue provides a list of current requests along with relevant information on survivors if you're able to fulfill the objective laid out in the scoop cube before time runs out you can receive pp or learn more about the incident so if you look at your watch backup for brad has more than six hours if it's yellow means it's less than six hours and if it's red that means it's less than three hours and then if it's gray there's no time limit at all okay so by setting a guide arrow you'll be able to more easily navigate your way to a given goal guide arrows can be set via the watch screen or the map screen access via the pause menu okay so the guide so when you open your watch it'll tell you where to go interesting so here we go back after brad is currently selected i can select what cut from the same cloth i got time to do uh to do brad all right cut from the same cloth is currently on i can get rid of the coffee creamer and all right here we go i'm ready let's go back up for bread no not back up for bread um come from the same cloth all right gotta go this way holy [ __ ] i just ended that person okay uh is up top all right i gotta go up is there an escalade stairs that's fun going to the toy store oh not yet i only have six hours got it all right this person's a gun hey you you're in my way can you see i'm hard at work i'm trying to take some pictures here you've got a nice camera there yourself but you know the first thing about photography uh yeah sorry about that you know i happen to be a pro too maybe not as good as you but you think you're a professional huh all right got you do you really appreciate the weight of the word professional carries if you don't have the talent you can't just use that word like you own it all right so what do i have to give him like a good photo name's frank west sorry i got in way of your shot i'll just get out of your hair now okay okay hang on a sec buddy why don't i do you a favor i'll have a look at your technique and give you some pointers okay don't be shy now frankie here i'll even model for you show me what you can do and i'll be the judge what a great idea huh sometimes i think i'm a genius let's get started well let's go i'm on the clock right now when taking photos note that the larger of the target marker the more pp you will gain from that photo also if you manage to take a photo while attacking while being damaged or in some of the non-standard status the target market will change to red and getting an increase in potential pp right the color of the target marker indicates the genre of the photo the genre that nets the most pp will take precedence over other genres that could be included in said photo sexually stimulating images horrifying images humorous images emotionally stirring and violent images all right so okay first i want you to take a picture of me while i show off my photography skills what are you doing dude do it smile that was [ __ ] quick keep it up old timer fantastic perfect you did it nice job i took a damn good one next i'll treat you my signature cool pose you get 200 700 pp okay what do you say we change the lookouts he's gonna die wait was that you're kind of not giving me you got you give me like what are you doing you're gonna get killed he's gonna die holy [ __ ] that dodge great shot okay smile get a good one of me okay now do you pose there it is perfect that's not drama i'll show you for real am i in the frame hey i'm not posing for no you got to take it right where the [ __ ] are you going let me take a photo of you please all right perfect fantastic do the thing you want to do perfect fantastic that's no good man what do you what it means no good i'm not posing if you know you gotta take it you gotta time it right i need to get 700. good man this vision is wonky well i'm wasting so much [ __ ] time come here all right do your thing no you're trying to avoid the photo he's not going to hurt me oh yeah great fan that's not 700p crap fantastic okay i have to leave it's not working he's just gonna keep doing this i have no no stop taking a photo of me and help me help me take a picture man don't you even know how i'm gonna die so okay what am i doing what am i doing wrong it doesn't make any sense so people everyone told me this was a wonky mission but i don't understand i need zombies in the photo beautiful okay i can't i'm trying this one more time and i'm [ __ ] just gonna leave what the [ __ ] is going on nice one that's no good man i just leveled up i took like 30 [ __ ] pictures why won't this complete beautiful fantastic okay so is this mission impossible perfect fantastic dude my camera's at a battery i did it okay i took you i took a photo of you [ __ ] a hundred times well it's in focus and uh battery suppose feast your eyes on my work now this is my most emotionally moving shot now this is my sexiest shot i have to go to the camera store [ __ ] i've had a battery i used too much battery okay okay here's the deal frankie you got to go out there and take even better pictures than the ones i just showed you you think you can handle that huh no yeah so i have no battery in my camera so where's the cam where's the battery store is it over back here somebody said the battery store was down this way there's a camera shop there's a bad a battery store it's the first floor all right that's kid's clothing store right okay i know and this is like the funny thing to do okay uh let me look at the map where's the battery store okay hold on child's play kids clothes jewels warehouse shoes cams cameras all right it's literally the next door down to the left too store's done all right here it is down here cams cameras all right what do i need batteries filmed do i need how do i get it camera store camera batteries were they right at the front no oh just stop somebody's barricaded a women's clothing shop all right that's fine it's two people are hiding all right i'm trying to pick up batteries leave me alone oh god damn it man okay i got scooping okay these oh my [ __ ] god no that's not a gun how do i aim the gun battery power is depleted please charge the batteries what the [ __ ] up where are the batteries batteries i just was over here i didn't have an indicator when i went over there last time all right let's go to all right uh barricade pair hey let's go that way i need something else besides an apple i need like a weapon return clothes what am i women return did i just put on a pair of socks okay this is i need something to use as a weapon okay a hanger that works toy store wait people are gonna scream at me if i don't go in here all right what's in the toy store a novelty mask no i want to change clothes all right okay so i'm going to put the i'm going to have this on i mean this is this is funny right you know i'm doing like the funny thing boomerang good all right toy laser sword um all right replace the coat hanger i'm ready this is awesome it makes a cool noise too barricade pair the outside where the hell are they 67 hours all right barricade pair hey just take a real thing use an actual rip i want no this is fine are you can i go faster than this run faster i know i can run faster than this i need to upgrade i need to upgrade my speed i need to get more pp okay i got you come on wait i see a lawnmower that's way more important right now i can get extra pp i think i'm gonna okay one more time how do i drive the lawn mower do you have to eat a [ __ ] apple [ __ ] okay i need oh this is bad this is really bad really bad who just threw somebody somebody just throw that how do i drive it ah [ __ ] not good all right it's over it's over it's over otis i found somebody in the jewelry shop okay uh by the way how many drugs are you on a [ __ ] load man okay we'll have to talk about this later way too many don't cut me off like that it's rude oh just leave me the [ __ ] alone don't cut me off anyways i was saying i don't know what whatever you saying and then somebody the jewelry store i know i found one in the jewelry shop not a good time okay she's moving around an awful lot all right great oh [ __ ] god damn it how did none of those hit what the [ __ ] oh that's a grenade is he shooting himself he's shooting himself with a gun he's going to kill himself with the grenade oh [ __ ] it was a decoy how many how many grenades do you have i shot first [ __ ] excuse me i don't understand um i'm in trouble now i was literally shooting him with the gun now what the [ __ ] do i do i'm gonna try okay i'm gonna throw the grenade back up too it's risky but i'm gonna try it is that possible anything up there can i throw the cash register up there [ __ ] okay i think i can do it oh [ __ ] wait corn all right i'm gonna throw the bottle of tabasco sauce out of it right in skull is it still hiding can i get up there what if i can sneak around behind him wait a minute i'm going up there come on i can't do it let me get up here there's no way to climb up this it has to be right can't reach this oh what about all the way around yeah i can get on these boxes but this can i can i go from here can i pick up the boxes i guess i can well i can't go this way i where the [ __ ] is he where did he go he's gonna unload a clip on me imagine how embarrassing this would be having a guy sneak up behind you he's not where is he where'd he go did he come jump down uh he's behind me in the restaurant over here is he the pair of pants is the bear pants i can't you can't hit the pair of pants wait this is [ __ ] up no i need a better picture than this okay just leave and come back wait i'm gonna try to throw a table with a pair of pants no the barrel right here all right i'm gonna just donkey kong this guy [Music] just because i say something's gonna happen it's gonna happen [Laughter] these [ __ ] pants [Music] i can't do anything about this that's not the boss what are you talking about so is he another pair of pants okay i'm gonna leave and come out can i even leave okay i'm gonna leave and then go back in go look for the angry pants okay now all right barrick uh there he is all right what i don't even have a weapon i gotta get a chair up there he just killed himself with a grenade wait why do i still holding his chair what this [ __ ] is still up here okay i've got a chair up there chair is up there i'm going to kill him with the [ __ ] chair i'm sneaking up behind him i'm going to bash his [ __ ] brains in where is he he's gone again what if there's a pair of pants down here i'm going to be so mad uh what what am i supposed to do what's wrong with my game i don't know i don't know i don't know what's going on i this is the first time i've ever played this so i'd leave and come back again ah i hear something over here [Music] okay i'm gonna come back i've wasted so much time is he back okay i need to just go up there and punch the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of him don't don't disappear okay i gotta keep my eyes on him okay he's still talking good good good good good good good okay okay okay he's still up there he's still up there he's still up and he's still here he's shooting good excellent okay great get this up chair up top god damn it oh you i'm just punch him in the face [ __ ] it this is ridiculous this is so much [ __ ] time wasted yeah he just reloaded too why did he have to turn into pants [Music] bread where's bread bread bread bread bread where's brad brad food no no go food brad wait brad's the pair of pants brad's the pants brad's the pants i gotta hide i gotta get the [ __ ] food in here right now quick am i eating flower don't eat the corn quick what am i doing no okay i'm just taking like [ __ ] five frying pans i have to end this i've ran out of bullets this sucks how am i going to do this can i get ammo from brad okay i'm going to spend the next 72 hours here i can get ammo from brad but he's a pair of pants he can't even talk where is he brad i can't even track him down where'd he go where he's a [ __ ] pair of pants okay come here out of him i'll take this oh my [ __ ] god holy [ __ ] give me a break that only took um like the two four full hours during the game you have a gross dad bod sorry i've got nothing to tell you look i do have i don't tell you what jesse told you but as far as i'm concerned we're through working together you uh you guys are looking for someone here aren't you who is that where did you help me i help you the rat man violactorylitch 50.5 thousand bits from phylactery thanks a lot huge money damn thank you again follow three you're one hell of a journalist aren't you all the times i've played this i've never seen brad turn into a pair of pants by the way get used to being on time crunch because you probably won't be able to do everything nothing better to do than to invade people's privacy well i'm already like four hours behind already i try but thank you for the 5 000 bits though seriously you win frank let's work together and yes we are looking for the man in that picture you're with homeland security is that guy a terrorist or something hey i gotta save the picture of him permission to cover this story case one all right case one three engaged psychopath defeated barricade pair a is still live new skill master you mastered the zombie ride skill i wait hold on wait wait wait wait wait picture viewer keeping this one okay just look at this look at how many times i did this wrong let's go i want to you know what [ __ ] it i want i want to see wrong wrong wrong wrong apparently wrong no they weren't they were correct this is where's the right one okay this is the correct one this is the wrong one no this is the correct one this one's incorrect i don't get it now let's go brad that's a great i like how it stops all right i got a barricade pair hey i still can do that nice shot all right is brad just come with me now why are you standing still you're gonna get surrounded man don't die okay they're in here they're right there right there hey let me in let me in what let me head down let me in let me in somebody help me guys damn it just what i need another crazy person harassing me no no no no no um because the mask i have a mask on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait it's it's because of the mask hold on all right just stay away from me i am [ __ ] crazy you know what i am crazy okay i need to don't move are you serious don't [ __ ] move not in a million years he's still alive oh knock it off you punk i'm not here for a fight just listen to me you win do whatever you want talk to me kill me whatever what about aaron listen to me i came here to help you guys i can take you someplace safe [ __ ] why the hell didn't you just say it first get the hell out of here already come on bert i want to go too all right let's let's get some weapons here uh here you take this roger and you take this okay now give me that and i think we're ready let's go follow me wait i want to break the mirror all right we gotta go back to the security okay how do i um [ __ ] how do i get back how do i get back to the uh the security room okay so here is where we are we gotta go is there a way to get there faster flexing just follow brad follow brad wait follow brad that's an odd an odd old man right okay let's go come on come on up what are you doing what did i just do what are you doing come on out and help you have frying pans where's aaron okay come on where's brad you guys good come on oh they're not good well what the [ __ ] are you guys doing over there oh god who's that here's me crying oh [ __ ] oh you okay what's the matter you all right aaron's [ __ ] hey whoa whoa whoa whoa what's going on get off me grace grace grace grace please get off of me oh [ __ ] i didn't mean i'm sorry i didn't mean to all right we gotta go you got set this is bad we go we gotta go now we have to go now just follow us aaron's gonna die get up aaron aaron aaron no no oh what what what aaron's dead all right if you don't what you want to stick around then with little ones ate your girl okay it's not happening anymore we gotta move like seriously we gotta go right now go all right get up hurry all right clear away clear path what am i doing what i have to carry this person hurry please you're walking away [Applause] [Music] he's alive he's alive he'll be okay [Applause] he's fine he's good he's gonna give him some i'm gonna give him the food hey there's a space rider machine in wonderland it looks fun don't die [ __ ] everybody i'm out if you've ridden a roller coaster i'm gonna die i i can't i can't you're dead i don't care i can't help you hang up the phone get over here [Laughter] i don't care about anything you're saying right now all right where's brad brad i can't it's [ __ ] over man there's too many of them hey pick me up a large iced coffee on the way back could you okay let's go i lost two people i know unfortunate used to get down for a second thank you very much this race rider machine in wonderland plaza looks like it's out of control it's weird all right i gotta bring uh bring it back so where is the the security room is somewhere over here isn't it oh my god what the [ __ ] do you want very much i didn't even cut you off you hung up first you hung up on me you said this you got alzheimer's or something man okay thanks for calling again all right i need to bring you back so i need to go just down the hall to the right so down here in a little bit to the right oh my god why are we doing this sir if you could just kindly come with us we can wrap this whole thing up no i'm not leaving until you can guarantee me just open this gate just open this gate for your protection he's trying to see through the bottom of the desk right here [Music] jesse has a direct line to hq that's like the first thing we need to do is anime if i was in a costume in anime and somebody said something it would zoom into the inside of the costume and i'd be like oh my god i'd have a bunch of reactions in here uh somebody gave a 10 000 bits like 10 minutes ago oh that was gibbler thank you for the 100 10 000 bits ten minutes ago hey jeremy so glad to see you playing my favorite game the thing again wait i was mistaken sorry about that hope to see you play the thing again soon all right case one we're almost uh done with case one frank right now you're in the entrance plaza looks like you got the shutter open if you want to change into some fresh duds just hug up on you what did he say fresh change different fresh duds you're almost finished with the first part yeah but so what did he say where can i go go to paradise plaza because i know i gotta go this way and then to the right because i need to go to the warehouse yeah i gotta go to the warehouse so is it this way wait no it's not where the [ __ ] am i going is it this way into the right or is it up the stairs everyone scream if i'm going the wrong way all right everyone's screaming all right so no okay let's turn around completely and then it's to the right everyone got timed out because he's going the wrong way so then this way can i even get in here does this even open this [ __ ] don't even open i have to go up the stairs in that way okay to go all the way back around oh [ __ ] okay that's annoying go to the arrow well i'm not i'm not trying to go to the arrow i'm trying to go to the um the safe zone is that is that taking me to the safe zone no no no no no no no okay so where's the from here where is it current mission is back to the safe zone so yes he follows the arrow oh but [ __ ] it's right here so wait follow the arrow i keep getting [ __ ] phone calls just go okay i'm just gonna follow the arrow the door is welded it's a dead end all right all right all right all right so i have to go back down i'm getting confused here downstairs and then that way that's the way i was going i'm not going to throw her off the ledge all right grandpa if you butt dial me one more time i swear to god it's like uh if i were to go and get my computer infected with a bunch of viruses to make sure that i got scam phone calls and i mean i mean go to every website and give my phone number to every single website that is like a scam site i wouldn't get called this much all right almost there okay i remember this i have to go all the way wait wasn't i back here already i'm going the long way wait what is happening [Music] okay they're in a this is good all right [Applause] where are they even going from here what are they oh all right i have to stop this do i have i still have my gun scripted i can't save him um are they in the car uh where's the car all right this is actually concerning i don't have any heals or anything sophie uh sophie come here just follow me i'll get two uh help somebody help me yeah yeah come here come here over oh [ __ ] oh come on come on come on come on just get in the door get in the door get in the door get in the door sophie ah oh [ __ ] no no no no no no no no kiss [Applause] um what what was the last time i saved save status and quit i haven't you do oh no [ __ ] way save status and quit right don't quit just load welcome to the main feature of the game uh will load game just always load always load this game is not easy that's all right if you restart you keep your level oh my god this is like i feel like i'm gonna pick the wrong door here do not load load the game do not save it save the game you idiot load it i'm just gonna load again what no oh squid without saving [ __ ] save status and quit oh my god this is this is the most i've ever seen chat completely saying three different things day one 1357 level three whatever it's done fantastic nice job what is he doing [Music] that was not cool that was really uncool

Channel: Skye4

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Id: 1QLtQk1kQxc

Length: 52min 50sec (3170 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 07 2020