Jerma Streams with Chat - Green Screen Movie Night (Part 6)

good morning what good afternoon is what i meant to say how are you good afternoon or evening wherever you are in the world how are you morning makes no sense today we have an interesting stream today uh i decided to get freddy fish 3 and the search for the kelp diamond now this is green screen movie night let's i i'm gonna wait because we need people to trickle in here people have been waiting for this for a while so i want to make sure that i don't just go all right let's go hurry up hopefully you have some something to snack on maybe i've heard some of you have made some popcorn pretty cool maybe you've got a beverage i've got a green tea thinking about having a little bit of alcohol tonight but i think i might have to not do that because i'm sick still having problems probably a bad idea i thought about maybe just drinking like a couple of beers but it's probably not a good idea for how i am now and how i am now i'm still coughing i'm still having issues and you'll probably hear it from time to time but i'm i've been pretty good at muting and muting the sneezes and [ __ ] too so dude come on germa aren't you like 20. i don't know why ever anybody ever thinks this no aren't you aren't you 20 okay so here's what happened tonight if you don't know how good you're not we've been hyping this up for like a month now this is green screen movie night over the course of the last two or three weeks we have had people submit videos using footage from the last three and a half to four years of green screen footage recently last month or not last month maybe three weeks ago four weeks ago just about under a month went in front of the green screen again i did a bunch of weird [ __ ] and there were almost a thousand submissions almost 1 000 submissions came through and i wanted to make a point of this because we i have to say this right if your video is not shown don't be discouraged it's just there was a lot to go through all the videos were vetted and put in and we're gonna do maybe two nights maybe we'll do three nights so even if you don't see your video tonight that doesn't mean it was a bad video right that means that you might show it it probably will show up during an encore night which i'm not even gonna call it an encore night because there are so many so there are so many good submissions that we're just gonna do this twice there's no way we're only gonna do this once it's physically impossible out of the i think what were the total amount of submissions submissions submissions yeah 800 900 we'll i will probably show at least a third of these or if not more but i can't show them all right even if it's good even if it's it's gonna be hard to show all of these so if you watch this tonight and you go where the [ __ ] is my video um don't because it could show up on the next one and if it doesn't show up on the next one then don't be discouraged please it was just a lot to go through we and we had to just select ones based on how much effort went into this one or who all the mods and community leaders did they think this one was funny because i didn't haven't seen any of these i have not seen a single one of these that's a lie i'm lying to you right now i've seen probably four but that's what i need to say that's what i need to say i'm a liar i'm very excited we have how many videos are there let's see uh there are there are one oh there are almost 200 videos as of right now still cleaning the playlist up a little bit 198 videos on this playlist are you [ __ ] kidding me i hopefully can get through this in the next four to five hours so we'll find out yeah the consideration for videos that we're gonna be showing were how much will chat like this how much will i like this i'm hyping this up i'm we're hyping this up i'm not just gonna go guys 300 million people have been waiting for this stream to divide that by like a thousand or two thousand or whatever ten thousand i'm it's been a long time since we've watched any of these you guys ready it's been about i should wait for about 10 minutes let's go let's go let's go let's go let's go let me wait for 10 minutes did i tweet did i tweet i did right he's making sure i tweeted oh yeah i did oh yeah hey hey you guys you guys ready to laugh you guys ready to laugh it up let's go go go go go all right all right without further ado ladies and gentlemen oh wait [Laughter] sorry uh also the audio on these we did make a rule where you couldn't have uh abrupt loud sounds but none of this stuff is equalized so just be aware that some stuff might some videos might be way louder than others some videos might be at a certain decibel level i have a limiter that i can turn on so if it gets to be too crazy then we'll i'll i'll turn it on but i don't think i'm gonna need to as of right now okay we're just going in oh blast yeah so it's probably going to be loud some of these and some have jump scares by the way some of these have they do all right some of them have jump scares okay thanks for the warning because i some of them have jump scares be ready for jump scares too all right i'm not waiting anymore adjust your volume as as you see fit because uh it's gonna it's gonna get loud here here we go it's we we are t minus two minutes away also be ready to dance too be ready to dance is what i've been told remember why do you hate eu fans i wanted to like drink like three drinks of vodka tonight out to this stream and i'm not drinking it [ __ ] 10 o'clock in the morning okay but i might have to have to cancel my uh drinking tonight we'll see after like an hour we'll see how i feel refresh yeah i did i got you're a coward no i'm ill i'm physically ill that did sound fake and it may have been okay that was very loud that was a good test that's a good test of the of the uh the sound system i'm so excited i'm so excited and i just can't hide it i know i don't i know i don't whatever it is i i'm not waiting anymore we're almost at the 10 minute mark and everyone's already here everybody's here let's go go go go go go go ladies and gentlemen welcome to green screen movie night the final of maybe two or three green screen movie nights gotta do it in a trilogy that's how it works here here we go i'm ready are you ready oh my goodness begin hi oh here are your friends oh it's otto [Music] well this is the [ __ ] okay i'm gonna shut up [Music] what [Music] i think dr schmackson is awesome oh all right cool that was cute from all of us banana bros all right that was cute that's a good intro let's move i twerk for a living [Music] [Music] how do you twerk [Music] the middle one's not even at work you have to go like like that i'm 37 years old i don't twerk [Music] the joint it's twerking time that was an original song by the way if you're curious it's called germa's new friend [Music] oh [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] please clap bye [Music] don't splash me stop don't splash me you can't splash here it says it on the sign we walked in don't splash people that was that was 3d animated hold on a second that was thrilled hold on this was 3d animated this probably took like a week to render [Music] don't splash me stop don't splash me i love it it says it on the side before we walked in don't splash people all right what's coming up next that was so good gerber remix 10 part 1 [Music] three two unlisted together one two three three two one together [Music] [ __ ] the same person made one before right that's right [Music] come on [Music] oh [ __ ] i get it one two go go go [Music] this is awesome [Music] oh [Music] damn [Music] yep [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Applause] oh [ __ ] jesus [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] [Applause] that was that was a pog champ right there wow wow that was sick yeah the pla we'll give the playlist at the uh at the end of the stream and everything too so don't worry pretty good start pretty good start so far no cam i'm not going to put a cam on by the way people have asked for it i want i don't want to mess with the integrity of the video files i think it's better that way so we can get engrossed you know look at my [ __ ] ugly mug in the corner i might pop in from time to time you never know by the way people are like oh wow hooray good oh yeah yeah that's it um there's a hundred and ninety two more videos so sit down and strap in let's go the sus experience don't let him see you find the exit don't die [Music] status hidden this is a whole game morning jump scare coming right yes heartbeat where are you no you can't sleep killing killing him i don't think nice job oh no [ __ ] what dr clay no [ __ ] dr clay's one of the doc plays a mod here you don't know this part is a dumb i need to say this again in 10 minutes you have only 10 minutes to escape the gas you're gonna die not even the best part about that is where the gas hits that's when the tricycle falls apart that's perfect well done well done well done oh my god that was funny all right let's keep moving we don't stop we we gotta keep going no stopping be careful things could be loud i'm just warning you another catholic griffin steve the battle of home depot ii oh god [Music] [Music] what sire get down i've been a jedi agent the whole time get downside i have the power of god and anime on my side oh god it's [ __ ] spider-man why would spider-man be in this game let's go you shall not pass yeah that's right gandalf always pick gandalf oh oh my [Music] god oh shoot it was a movement boomerang bow don't use that one [Music] look i'm going to work i'm i'm on the way to work right now we can we can talk this later but i want you to buy any company that that makes uh makes um what the hell are they calling i don't know where the kids are watching tick-tock you buy tick-tock how do you buy that i kid [Music] [Music] what [Music] how did you do this cheese tires topple [Music] hold them wait a second wait a second i i just held on this there was a lot to there was a lot to take in on this one um this was there was a lot to take in here uh this is my favorite part of the whole thing [Music] is the fact that you put in a cheat code did you put a cheat code in to get a lightsaber or is it to unlock oh it's to unlock the jester okay sorry i get down i've been a jedi agent the whole time god that's so [ __ ] dumb that's so funny brilliant uh all right moving on to the uh first of i would say probably at least 20. uh super mario drug psas that was amazing god my voice is gonna be gone i'll deal with you later hello boys and girls it's me mario let me tell you something if somebody want to tell you to take drugs always say no you say luigi try to drink and do drugs one time and i said no and he said mario and i said no you should never take any drugs never mario wouldn't luigi wouldn't toad maybe what the [ __ ] we don't need to talk about don't do drugs if you do drugs boys and girls don't do drugs you don't have to do them don't feel pressure to take drugs or drink if anyone ever pressures you tell them mario said so long king houser and they will leave you alone [Music] this is called germs traction dues how bees make honey this is crash box [Music] and now distraction news with your anchor person dora smarmy good evening i'm doris marmie and welcome to distraction news where we give you the news and then ask you three questions about what we've just reported so make sure you're not distracted pay attention now for our top story today how these make honey the female worker bee flies from the hive to a flower when she arrives she climbs in and using her hollow straw-like tongue she drinks nectar enters the bee's crop or honey we call these wax cells the honeycomb because the hives are warm a constant 95 degrees fahrenheit the water heats up in the nectar and evaporates what we're left with is sweet honey okay now let's see how well you were able to remember the facts and be sure to count how many you got right where does the worker be get the nectar from a flower the fridge or rotten fruit i don't know answer is a flower in the honey stomach the nectar is mixed with proteins called bee juice honey mix or enzymes the answer is enzymes and finally came out of my nose honey behind beeswax pollen or water the answer is water so how did you do honey was a pretty sticky topic eh okay so i'm a cardboard anchor and not a cardboard comedian so sue me well that's all the time we have for today but remember don't ever let anything distract you from watching distraction news so long this has been oh my god news with your favorite hey who wants coffee i just i got a fresh pot of coffee here [Music] oh no it's another mario drunk psa hold on hold on we're gonna go back oh my goodness this man got his son stolen by super mario okay okay let's check it out hello boys yes [Music] [Music] like what is even in this [Music] what's that no no you're doing a great job out there son be don't climb that don't get down from there don't climb that i don't mind don't climb that he's a maniac i know right you buy he's my son right yeah i know you want you ready for a dog [Music] can i come into your house [Music] you like to talk like you know food but you actually really don't you're just a mean guy that got a bunch of tv shows and and i'm not gonna stand for it i'm not leaving no i think i deserve to win [Laughter] to save your life you [ __ ] idiot [Music] oh no sorry i kept you all waiting they'd be running circles around you by the way oh what a terrible stop sign stop sign stop signs [Music] and if you're going to use your wand i might as well suggest you no bluffing this time harry no bluffing last final touch i swear i will not cheat again [Music] oh beautiful oh that looks good don't you think i'm tired you don't like you do not like my artwork it's masterpiece no no [Music] it's masterpiece no do you know nothing about art yes yes yes yes yes [Music] let me get a little closer [Music] they're going to hear literally every single one of these all right that was that one was crazy that was amazing too oh okay we got germa attempts the mario 64 any percent 16 star but i can't wait for this one they're going to hear literally every single one of these burps [Music] no toast goes in the toaster is that been the same thing is that in that all right let's get some walking me [Music] where is he [Laughter] [Music] i wish luigi [Laughter] [Music] i'm gonna burp [Music] [Music] oh [Music] it's like oh no bowser hello okay i'm running out of time [Music] i saw you laughing in the corner what's wrong what's wrong with me [Music] i think that's a tornado when did i put that [ __ ] wig on i don't remember that honest to god for mario [Music] if you do drugs you'll end up like kick bouncer over there is he dead i don't know i think he's like my mind from this one what is this why what is this from why did i think this is a good idea for mario it was real hair oh you re you were being a farmer oh because of the overalls right right right right so you just okay that's really funny this is man that's some that's some [ __ ] 10 out of 10's honest to god god that that was so funny all right let's keep going here we go [Music] [Music] i don't i don't know i could do do you have one of those things you can open it with a like a bottle opener thing oh you can't look at me don't look at me while i do it hey come on here because this bug's over i don't like when the bugs are everywhere i can tolerate them when they were in small doses dude is there something on me on my back is it something on my back just tell me get it get it get it dude get it get it dude come on just get it get it what is on my back what's on my back dude get it just get it i'll stand still just hit it with that i don't hate the baseball bat i don't care all right all right you cartoon monster [Music] hmm uh that hurts a little this supposed to feel like that it feels my whole face hurts my face is burning that burns a lot what is that [Music] that was [ __ ] wonderful trevor makes his musical debut yeah uh we got a new song that we're gonna play for you here this one is something for a long time it doesn't have a [Music] it's an untitled name this is so scary [Music] this is so like unhinged [Music] [Music] no sit down sit down okay you gotta stand thank you wow thank you don't have to stand sit down sit down no sit down all right okay thank you thank you [Laughter] i'm probably so red i'm like hot you're a fish [Music] laughs [Applause] [Music] hmm [Music] [Applause] that was awesome good work new cowboy western ass of steel look like he just got out of jail [Music] [Laughter] [Music] should have been more careful [Music] wow [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] uh you're welcome you're very welcome okay my favorite part about wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait spoilers what happened wait wait wait wait what happened what happened what happened what happened what i do what do i do what i do okay we're good my favorite part about this one is uh me going to pick up the gun this is the best part of the whole thing [Music] like what the [ __ ] are you doing turn around all right let's go you're aware [Music] [Music] what [Applause] [Music] okay [Applause] episode one here we go [Music] [Laughter] yep [Music] [ __ ] you i can't believe that happened oh god [Music] oh the misery [Music] how did you pitch it up the window bridge is definitely not killing me [Music] 8 a.m eastern time no strings [Music] do [Music] a giant enemy spider [Music] if i were to put you in a meat grinder [Music] got him [Music] let's see where it goes from here but yeah thanks again for watching i'll see you all next time take care everybody that was cute this is german lord of the rings you are not passing anytime soon buster you shall not pass [Laughter] why did you turn off all the audio oh the whole all the audio turns off the audio oh that's [ __ ] funny first gandalf uh well actually we've seen two gandalfs how it happens in the movie well copyright let's go over copyright real quick so one of the things we want to make sure is that we had a very very transformative material these are obviously parodies and satires of these movies so trying to get as close to fair use as we can obviously uh very very transformed media this is not a typical lord of rings okay this is called german noir murder on 985 street [Music] [Music] no no [Music] hey hey what's up man how are you yeah i got a podcast for you right here [Music] if somebody tries to pressure you into drinking or smoking tell them with the hardest of hearts no i don't need to do that i i don't i don't care brush the brew there it is put your cup up there it is give me your honest opinion i wonder the real deal yeah tasty isn't it that hurts a little [Music] very good yeah it's very good [Music] hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa [Music] stop oh [ __ ] you got [Music] what [Music] what the [ __ ] [Music] what that what was that what was that what was that i'm gonna lie down [Music] oh no right through the burt's bees [Music] that was awesome [Music] oh wait what was it thanks to germa for providing all the mocap even though he ripped the suit like 16 times and ate all the wires like spaghetti that cannot be confirmed you don't have any evidence that that actually happened oh man that's funny that was great blue man appearance derma is a wizard i know there's gonna be a shitload of these well class it's been a pleasure absolute pleasure but you all oh my god i don't understand the power of the dark lord and for that reason i'm out just like that oh shut up [Music] holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] germa had an exhibition what the hell that was so fast what the hell is going on here [Music] oh come on [Music] i can't i can't [Music] dante and virgil okay i gotta ask a question uh do you wanna hear my like laughs over all these or should i just mute i don't wanna like ruin these because these are so goddamn funny no we want to hear it we want to hear okay all right i i'll keep it on that was uh germa's at an exhibition [Music] uh german 95 green screen rare vhs recording jeremy elberson as mario what the wait hold on we need to start this over this actually has hold on feelings [Music] hi boys and girls i'm jeremy albertson aka the actor of super mario but you know it's not biahu what's not cool drugs and alcohol if somebody pressures you into smoking or drinking tell them no and you can tell them so long so long king bowser take it from me a pretty cool life don't you think swing your arms from side to side come on and everyone go do the mario swing your arms from side to side come on let's go let's do the mario is that the mario for you yahoo that one oh my god germa in the middle [Music] the [ __ ] on his head [Music] [Applause] [Music] okay let me see the car oh [Music] [Music] oh my god [Music] the mean mustache guy mean mustache guy i gotta say that hurts i don't think that's very fair i think everything i said was you know i was very angry at certain things this can't be right i don't want to be that i'm not [Laughter] hi i'm saul goodman and let me tell you something about saul goodman did you know that you have rights and so do i yeah yeah yeah that's what i hear shut up shut up yeah yeah oh yeah yeah shut the [ __ ] up stupid you're all stupid you're idiots you're the dumbest one here yeah ridiculous no no no no get to turn that off turn that off shave sean i got i got buns i got ketchup i've got mustard this relish right here too please potatoes meat cheese onions tomatoes peppers yes oh i had a long day at work let's go tasty isn't it very good that hurts i'm dying it's gonna kill me holy [ __ ] just even straight ah that was so [ __ ] crazy i don't even know where to start with this one jesus this whole thing was just non-stop it just never stopped it never turned off [Laughter] my favorite part let me just go over my favorite part first of all it's where is it right here when we get in the first car accident whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa so you screwed that up of course he did why does he have a clipboard oh caveman hitting him with the ugh i don't want to be that i'm not oh yeah and the principal talking about i don't want to be the mo one of my favorite things about doing the green screen stuff honest to god is when people take [ __ ] out of context and use it somewhere completely different and have it make total sense oh man that was good my name is oh my god whose kid is this that's a double clap for me that's clap clap clap all right this next one is jefferson all right i i i haven't seen this movie so i don't is this is this from the movie i don't know this is from the trailer i have no idea but um this is apparently um i'm this is the audience reaction to this who cares well i mean i do it's not a spoiler what what is this recorders in the theater just even strange wait wait hold on we are now called before the illuminati our first member hi i'm saul goodman and let me tell you something about saul goodman did you know that you have rights dr michael morbius [Applause] it's mormontime oh hello oh okey-dokey and finally the most iconic streamer alive german 985 germa lied about tf2 what'd i do this is terrible nothing about this is good not one thing [Applause] what's going on okay yes [Music] so this is the virtual world [Music] [Music] smoke oh [Applause] [Music] oh my god taking you guys on the scenic route beauty v6 engine what do you got back there not as good as mine he's dangerous stay focused [Applause] [Music] you have a [ __ ] problem in your head you think i'm bullshitting you do you think i'm lying [ __ ] you okay [ __ ] you people are on tv i'm sorry the only thing that comes up is your eyeball your if you're old enough then you can be careful with it alcohol if you're all just be careful with it you don't need to do anything else god that was [ __ ] crazy we're gonna be watching some more infomercials uh uh all right this is long-lost real men of genius bud light advertisement oh there's been some crazy ones hey let's go i have a bunch of cute up here first one seems very very interesting and i'm very curious how it plays out non-specific alcohol brand presents real germas of genius real germas of genius today we salute you mr clinically insane green screen he clowns through clinically insane green screen e clown you could play video games like a normal streamer yet you let your unhinged mania take the wheel and twerk in a dollar store crown to an audience of twenty thousand twenty k and d your community thirty five k handy now for you not to share your horrifying tales of everyday life but you do it anyway this guy is insane some may ask there's no way this guy's real but unfortunately you are this is a cry for help so crack open a nice gold red wine oh king of the jungle because your reign of terror won't last forever mr clinically insane green screen e clown that hurts a little that's supposed to feel like that german joins the cruelty squad all right i gotta i've never played cruelty squad by the way oh these are [ __ ] great uh i've never if you haven't never played uh whatever the name of this game is if you've never played cruelty squad be careful this might be a spoiler and i think the game has flashing lights so be careful okay three two one let's go ugh [Music] i've been driving for like probably a couple years you realize how [ __ ] ugly you are [Music] you [ __ ] what do we got coming up next number 13 i believe number 13 okay hold on germa auditions to replace germa 13. number who we got coming up next number 13 i believe number 13 lucky number 13. number 13. what do you got for us coming out here all right spill out of this bag [Music] so you're going to do a routine with the chocks and and okay yeah for sure number 13 whenever you're ready all right dr schwartz is scared that was a tease but that was good that was very good wow well that's interesting because if you think that you have what it takes to be me then you need to have what it takes to beat me because you're going against the master now like a swedish monopoly man this is incredible [Music] these moves wow okay you want to [ __ ] golf hey german on a5 here new german real gym a real german real drama let's get this in plaster out of here thank you all right in case i don't see you good afternoon good evening and good night oh by the way i think it's a good time to bring this up so somebody had a submission to green screen movie night and they were like oh dude this is this okay and we're like oh yeah i was contacted by one of the mods that said hey um so somebody made this green screen edit it's way longer than three minutes um it's in fact the entire movie the truman show the whole run time of the entire film but you are replaced in every single scene and it's like um well no we can't do that first of all uh uh first of all i can't do that and second of all um why why the whole movie um the my favorite part about it though is they would there was a back and forth where it was just like hey it's just like i mean i kind of went a little overboard or something right it's like yeah it's it's the whole movie dude i am i don't want to talk like obviously i'm not i cannot show an entire movie here right but that's all i'm going to say it's that's hilarious it's absolutely hilarious uh let me just take one second i gotta make sure that we have the right amount of movies left i can confirm yes uh grump is uh dm'ing me that is correct correct number of videos oh man but that's so funny okay so here we go german psychotic adventures in the elder scrolls oblivion here we go oh oblivion okay [Music] good start hey wood elf you're a little far from the forest huh looks like your days of woodland frolicking have come to a trench to go from the gladed realm of valenwood to a rat-infested hole like this how very sad those walls must feel like they're close pretty soon you'll go mad stay put prisoner good let's go we're not out of this yet you my name's germa nice to meet you i've seen you look at me look at me let me see your face you are the one from my dreams i've never played oblivion i don't know how this works i've never played one minute of oblivion then the stars were right and this is the day gods give me strength [Music] he's hit me like three times [Music] wow you're the grand champion can i can i follow you around i won't get in the way i'm crazy or not right this is too this two left hands die you [ __ ] [Music] stop what do you do stop criminal scum right stop right there criminal scum is it stop criminal scum stop you violated the law stop you violated okay you violated the law stop right there criminal scum stop criminal scum you violated the law you violated the law now pay your fine or it's off to jail you will pay in blood then pay with your blood stop stop stop stop what little patience i have is wearing thin oh stop stop i have no time for mindless blather looks like you are in some trouble don't worry i'll look the other way and take care of that fine for you stop now that you've given us a taste if you ever lose this root balls want more yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what i hear shut up shut up yeah yeah oh yeah yeah shut the [ __ ] up stupid you're all stupid idiots you're dumb you're the dumbest one here yeah no no no no turn that off sashay away you're the driving instructor this hold on this is a real one this one's filmed in real life by the way we got another real one germa the driving instructor there it is all right could you could you pull this way and park for me please over here parallel park in this spot right here there's two spots available not the one in front of the red truck the one behind it well behind it find the red truck use your eyes you you screwed that up what you needed to do there is you had to uh not happy about it you're not getting your license today by the way make that very clear what i have here is i have two bumped cars i have would you like to see the notes i don't you can see it if you want would you like to see what i've written down i don't want that guy look you bumped a car you couldn't go more than you went 40 50 miles per hour getting on the on-ramp to the highway and not only that you don't know how to parallel park and you guess what i don't either am i on the right side here yes you're pretty dumb can i just tell you you're dumb you want me to stop no human drives a car like this no human you could get a chimpanzee in this car and he'd probably do better than testing you okay jack you get an armadillo to do this test and probably would do better than you just did oh you can answer enough you give me an army of ants and get them up to the wheel four or five thousand ants and i could train them to do a better parallel park you don't think i could do that you don't think i could train ants to do that and what's that you don't think i'm smart enough to train ants they'd be running circles around you by the way this is ridiculous stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign do you see what's in front of us you do right what's in front of us it's a stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign keep going i've now what i want you to do is i want you to pull into that mcdonald's very important part of your test driving through a drive-through is actually very hard it's a very narrow road it's a very narrow part of it's hard to kind of navigate in there stop roll your window down get move out get out of the way out of the way yeah i'll take uh two double cheeseburgers three mcchickens and a small drink by the way they rendered my sauce they rented my sauce by szechuan sauce that's all going on your record here this is [ __ ] crazy hey howdy how are you thank you yep i'll take it thank you can you put it over here [Music] that was seriously unbelievable oh god that's so [ __ ] funny oh the fact that you you because the the funniest part about that is that dude's just kind of driving around and just reacting to this weird guy in his passenger side right that that's acting right there god that was funny all right this is german here's again hello i'm john look at me from look at this news network in a previous exclusive we shared the heartwarming story of jeremy albertson a man who had shown us his first time hearing in over 30 years wow half a year later we caught up with jeremy to see what he's been doing since then we set up an online interview to get a glimpse into the life of a born-again man thank you for being with us today jeremy thanks for having me it seems there's connection issues but that's okay since regaining his hearing jeremy has been working in numerous television roles such as charity work for drug awareness campaigns but let me just be the first to tell you that you know it's not fun what is not totally yahoo drugs and alcohol stay away from them as well as amc's hit series better call saul better call spoilers potentially ahead oh i need a little more can pat pass me the salt please thank you [Music] very good that's a patty [Music] two chops coming up two chops he's even auditioned for the next spider-man trilogy featuring spider-man and series newcomer michael morbius oh god it's moving time huh let's go jeremy has been a patron of the local arts performing at open mic nights teaching upcoming stars his knowledge he's displayed talents in magic it's a joker bingo here's your card thank you and show tunes [Music] it seems jeremy has been busy these last few months and goodening the lives of others we asked jeremy how we too can end good in lives and he left us with this advice if you're not feeling great but you can make somebody else no you know that you can make somebody else feel good and be like happy do it wow inspiring i'm john loogami and this has been a look at this news exclusive look at me for watching with the first table already seated rachel seems agitated he's not ready and there's hardly anything on the menu so he's not ready i've never seen anything like this i've not seen anything like this i don't i only know how to make risotto besides that i don't know it's burning you like to talk like you know food but you actually really don't oh he's very angry he's angry welcome to the madhouse stupid you're all stupid idiots you're dumb you're the dumbest one here this is normal yes it's very hard to control them and that is a problem this nut has lost his marbles this is so sad you know coffee some coffee hey coffee when do i get paid what hey let's go what's the matter let go you will pay in blood myself what the [ __ ] like drugs do you like drugs i got a lot bleed coke that's all i got i don't got anything else but you know call me really really beautiful lawn you have to yeah i got kids yeah we all get kids right look if you ever um it might sound weird but if you ever want to hang out with the googleness doorbell i got katie the way oh my goodness oh okay this is the j985 incident my voice is already gone it's only been an hour and a half okay this is a scary one i think the j985 incident could be scary [Music] we are currently receiving numerous reports of hostile activity around the country a certain person has been seen near the places of the incidents they are usually described as unusually short by psycho or the sus spy but do not be fooled by its appearance in fact it is an ancient entity of an unknown origin that has already been known to us but recently has started growing its influence and is becoming aggressive in the scientific community it is referred to as j 985 t for its ever juvenile appearance and 9.5 being the year of its first occurrence if you live within the highlighted area please exert extra caution [Music] five seven seven [Music] [Music] so [Music] hey hey what's up how are you i'm doing great yeah i'm uh i just moved in yep new to the neighborhood right look if you ever um it might sound weird but if you ever want to hang out and just kind of do something just you and me or whatever i don't i don't i don't care can i can i come in can i just come in and we'll get some mojitos i'm making an interesting mojito you don't understand i don't i don't i don't i don't care about that gosh i have to come in though can i come in your house oh by the way i'm the stuffed guy what the [ __ ] was that what's up guy what was that amazon logo on the side of the box holy [ __ ] [Music] that was crazy uh very good very good all right this is uh super german 64 german's amazing adventure the mario ones have been legit so far so the window jump yeah i that got me off guard okay here we go it's me mario oh hello it's me mario oh okey dokey oh ha ha oh hey toad [Music] oh oh no oh no [Music] [Music] [Applause] okie dokie cookies what am i talking about [Music] now [Music] the [ __ ] out of here set the [ __ ] down [Music] [Laughter] [Music] boys and girls don't do drugs if you do drugs you'll end up like kickboxer over there thank you mario we have to do something i'm so small bingo oh i won i won listen everybody todd [Music] [Music] oh that was great ah what's next saw saw 22. that's okay here we go there's a key inside of your eyeball you need to dig it up with your bare hands and then eat it and then [ __ ] it out when you [ __ ] it out then only then can you use the key to unlock the bear trap that's around john's neck dude how did he get in here how did he get in here you're not supposed to be hi everyone my name is sean ellison i'm the actor writer director producer and main talent of the daytime television show jigsaw is here and i just have something very important that we all have to do with make choices and one choice is for you to watch this show because the ratings have been very poor and i believe that we are we are below re-runs of infomercials at this point so i figured we could give you a quick little like maybe you could watch the show if you want for the six to seven hundred of you that do watch the show thank you so much uh it means a lot and cassie crew we have to put a lot of time into this show so we'll get back to it let's get back to your regular schedule programming of big sauce coming for you written and directed starring and produced by me oh my god that was [ __ ] great how did he get in here oh beautiful beautiful beautiful work germa land a lost episode [Music] how are you got another card back there you're gonna have to bring it in right look i don't i don't i don't care i don't i don't i don't i don't care about that you call somebody else i'm that's not i'm literally just here trying to work why are you why are you telling me this why are you telling me this i don't wanna i don't want to hear this to put up with these [ __ ] people i swear to god just screaming at me see that that's it that's uh that's 49 yeah put your card in flip it goes the other way it goes the other way the card reader it goes the other way you have a chip on it right you have a chip the chip goes chip facing in how many stores have you been to in your whole life but you don't know the chip goes the other way [Music] that was cute [Music] that was cute [Music] what we got next [Music] germa the x-wing pilot 3-d guys come on hey maybe you can get us uh maybe get us a few rounds when we're done with this you know what i'm saying holy [ __ ] deepest darkest like star wars fantasies fighter one what's your status watch out watch out tie fighters high fighters coming in left side this is crazy adventure 2 development reveal wait what what [Music] real game [Music] what [Music] holy [ __ ] this is insane [Music] we've seen a few games come through here we've seen probably like five to ten games they're all awesome [Music] damn [Music] actually awesome [Music] thermo's big adventure two now in [Music] development wow hell yeah there's other games that i have not shown it's just honestly there's just so much wait a minute [Music] what the hell was that that was terrifying but what i was going to say is people in this community are so creative that so much [ __ ] like this comes out that it's just it's just hard to even believe sometimes so there's other these are the games that have been in development that are kind of focused on the community that i have not even shown yet i haven't you haven't even seen it really really cool really cool stuff uh here comes spiderman for teaser trailer very real emotional oh here comes this is gonna be probably spider-man spoilers for the you know you know the deal but i did put on the spider-man suit so here we go [Music] and you crossed your computer here to tell you that you have a choice i just taught you to make it excuse me [ __ ] peter parker just showed up good idea who you're dealing with all right spiderman you're not gonna get away green gobble wait a minute that's not pretty goblin who's that new man it's [Music] there is nothing out there like the turquoise oh i can't wait for this one um why was saw in that movie right so i have to be in that movie oh again peter oh man all right this is that was great this is [ __ ] hilarious kathy mitchell's turbo cooker featuring real testimonials okay let's go right because there's nothing out there like the turbo cooker we decided to give turbo cookers to a number of people to use in their own homes let's hear what they had to say i can take frozen meat out of the freezer frozen vegetables out of the freezer and have a meal ready in 15 or 20 minutes it's healthy that's good and it's good for me you can really minimize the amount of oil that you use in cooking well i mean ever since i was on my own i [Music] started to cook for myself ever since i was a law on my own and i learned how to make mushroom risotto and yeah you get the properties of frying pan so that you get this remarkable tenderness to the meat i never thought that you could steam a cake on the top of the stove and it turned out so moist than anything i've ever had and that's what my mom taught me you know i call her every sunday it's just easier it's much healthier and it brings everything together i like to be able to taste the food that you've just eaten and have that flavor come through so i would much rather do it this way here than to use all that oil to cook it i just i may have wanted to cook them [Music] i'm sorry i'm sorry kathy thank you thank you thank you for bringing us the turbo cooker this is great it's a complete system that's never going to leave our stove tops the incredible turbo cooker there is nothing out there like the turkey the whole point with these products is you can't [ __ ] it up you put a steak in and you come back in six minutes and it's done how you can't undercook something [Laughter] these things are foolproof you can't mess it up i may have undercooked [Music] oh my god jesus christ all right let's keep going this one is uh spiderman versus jigsaw here we go hello again peter it's me man you have an idea who you're dealing with all right spiderman six weeks ago you had over 40 pornhub tabs open at the same time and you crashed your computer so now you have 40 computers with 40 different porn videos on them 40 separate pornography videos you need to go and close them all before the knock on the door of your mother usually i thought i'd find you you have one minute one minute make your choice i got one minute okay all right i got one minute on a clock i can do this all these computers here okay all right so now squawk's going on now which one which one i start with first this one over here i'm gonna hack into that oh by the way peter i forgot to mention i know you only have 45 seconds left will you be able to succeed i did what you wanted i shut them all up oh you did it you did it hey he did it you actually did it i did it steve what's your name again i forget steve good job go through the door go out the door you did it how did he get in here how did he get in here you're not supposed to be able to get in here ow ouch [Music] have a question why has nobody actually made it a lightsaber it's just nobody has put the the light blade at the end it's just a stick [Laughter] how did get you let you open the door that's so ridiculous i need to see that again how did he get in here oh the door you did it how did he get in here how did he get in here you're not supposed to be able [Music] what was that there was a part in the beginning it was funny too over here god damn it that was a good one terrible forgets his lyrics hello ladies and gentlemen thank you thanks for coming out yeah uh we got a new song that we're going to play for you here what was that hi there all right yeah we're going to play a new song this one is something we've been working on for a long time i hope you all enjoy it it's going to be peppy it's going to be a lot of upbeat so hopefully see somebody out there dancing okay and a one two one two three four okay wait wait [Music] [Music] i get nervous what will i do [ __ ] god damn it was so close [Music] happy [Music] one more time [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] look at this switch controller [Music] [Applause] oh my god okay look this is really high now [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [Music] [Laughter] oh my god stop i've never played oblivion i don't know how this works i've never played one minute of oblivion no i've streamed like a day oh hello it's me mario oh okey-dokey bingo [Music] where's [Music] i love all the mario ones they're like so fun mustaches okay [Music] bowser [Music] yeah yep yep yep i'm [ __ ] done with this job never [ __ ] do a mario over again boat rage i learned this one when i was traveling [Music] oh no [Music] please clap don't splash me don't squash me get throw him out he splashed me with water don't splash me splashing you can't splash here it says it on sign before we walked in i'm getting i'm getting away from him those of you that want to hear another song follow me please this one's called the train tracks [Music] now [Music] i don't care what'd i get oh that's a big [Music] i'll get one more out there that's a big one right here that's a huge one oh i learned this one when i was traveling i always have to be traveling that was awesome by the way [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] it's wrapping for this one [Music] oh [Music] that was awesome that was [ __ ] awesome wow nice work germania 2022 character reveal madness update out now i wonder what that mean ladies and gentlemen welcome to the second ever german rumble i hope you're ready for some as well as some old favorites well that's what he typically does i must find out what happened i must uncover the secrets of my old family oh my god oh no no no i see something horrible come closer damn holy [ __ ] hold on a second wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute we gotta go back i want to see that combo that combo was sick look at this watch this combo i must find out what happened i must uncover the secrets of my old family oh no no no i see something horrible come closer [Music] dude that was awesome all right we're good next chance to be a big shot deltaroo hello ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode one of my kill chris how's your chance [Music] damn [Music] [Music] oh hello ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode one derma craft tiny german i'm not tiny that was awesome dump truck studios [Music] holy smokes some of us uh the mod chat is is lighting up here how did how did some of you guys do this [ __ ] in two weeks you know what i mean some of you made these in like four days huh unbelievable all right after this one we're going to take a quick intermission i'm going to go pee i'm going to refill my water and i might uh get a little bit of a alcoholic beverage possibly this is a german 95 rpg i wonder i'm curious let's see [Music] hey are you ready all right bald coins [Music] i'm the giant rat are you cartoon monster uh okay now i kill you shall you shall not pass [Music] i can't just stand here all day dude [Music] coffee cheetos and chicken [Music] that one is bad let's go look at me right now i won nice that was awesome we're looking out towards san francisco out towards all right one more one more now we'll take a few breaks we actually have some sunshine for other portions of the bay area down towards san jose east bay neighborhoods but still some stubborn overcast here over the city look at this are you filming hey totally checking out the camera mark yeah oh my gosh everything's so cool i might need a little more time for this weather segment to just because we have a little visitor i'm on tv look at me i'm on tv oh i'm on the television channel two i'll leave i'll leave i'll leave but i i that's hey are you ready i bet you're scared i'm not scared at all where am i okay what's going on here yeah okay are you ready because i mean very clearly we got to go you have an idea who you're dealing with all right spider-man are you ready you don't look ready it's all right i'm all right i'm all right i'm all right yeah yeah yeah yeah hey how much huh you're the one with the money hey you know what i mean how much no i ain't gonna scream you're gonna scream though did you know that you have rights i'm struggling to identify what the hell you're doing i really am it's master chef not master bait hello students welcome to the defense of the dark arts class my name is lucian malfoy i'm the new teacher in town if you could all open up your textbooks and go to page 200 please we're going to be using yes yes ron please there's nothing in here about using defensive spells page 200 we're going to be making a frog breath potion you know all about that don't you harry okay open up your textbook [Music] i'm in the middle of teaching harry that's not the time to use that spell now [ __ ] you [ __ ] you see what i got dealing with back here hello boys and girls it's me mario let me tell you something about drugs and alcohol my brother luigi [Music] okay nobody uses for anything else besides what we're doing this for there's no way anyone's gonna use this for anything else besides riding a [ __ ] roller coaster all right that's enough oh all right let's take a quick two three minute break we're at the two hour mark i'm going to take a look at the videos we'll see how much we have left i think we have another solid probably at least two three hours let's go pee go uh get another snack maybe i'll be back in about three minutes see you guys in three to four maybe ish minutes be right back [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] i have returned hello oh my stomach hurts my stomach hurts every time we do one of these i get an ab workout unlike any i've ever had before this one is called we're coming back everyone good are we settled that's also another reason why i i mean we can only really do this for four or five hours you know what i mean because i otherwise i'm gonna die i will literally die oh so we have don't worry we're gonna do this another one or two more times and get through these i promise all right you guys ready let's bring it back bring this back to and let's keep going this one's called i found an old recording of germa on mtv i wonder what you've i wonder what it is [Music] [Music] hello my baby hello my honey hello my ragtag send me a kiss baby my heart's on fire if you refuse baby tell you [Music] [Music] hello my baby hello my honey come on my back [Music] damn that's some that's some clean editing drummer goes to mordor [Music] it's gonna be [Music] i see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me a day may come when the courage of men fails when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship but it is not this day an hour and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down but it is not this day this day we fight we have bees on this planet think about what a bee does hold on pause it all right that was this is stupid it sucks it's not even funny personally i think this is terrible you're a bad editor and you're ugly i didn't say that that's not true i didn't say that nothing about this that's not me that's not me talking i'm not i i'm oh i don't think it's going to scare me this is terrible this is what i don't know this one's stupid let's see what kind of a shot you are pilgrim take a crack at this bottle let's see what i didn't see that again that honestly freaked me out i was like what why do i hear myself my head hold on pause it all right that was hold on something else you need to be aware of is the balls here they're they're here they didn't edit these out there's just funny balls here hold on pause it all right that was this is stupid it sucks it's not even funny person editing this is terrible you're a bad editor and you're ugly i didn't say that that's not true i didn't say that nothing about this that's not me i'm not i i'm caught i don't think i could skip this one this is terrible i don't know this one's stupid let's see what kind of a shot you are pilgrim take a crack at this bottle you missed that one try another you missed that one try another shoot try another century going up facing that of course good night irene building a dispenser come on push that car [Music] let's get a tim holder up here mario medic [Music] yeah how many times you joined a server to realize there was nobody in it and you just did that for like 10 minutes you you refused to leave oh my god what the [ __ ] was that what was that ending what the hell [Laughter] [Music] oh my god dude you're in trouble i'm keeping an eye on you it's moving time i don't care go again let's go a rose [Applause] oh [Music] oh [Music] oh [ __ ] morbius [Music] try again oh these are so good they really are [Music] how we doing how are we good driving school you can uh you can begin at any point i'm gonna be paying a lot of attention to what you're doing by the way yeah you can you can you can come out here and take a ride [Applause] easy on the gas easy hold it back a little uh a little on the gas there you can go you can get on the highway here stop st slow down okay i i'm gonna have to take off a few points for that one signal you didn't signal when you went right and that's the first thing that we're gonna do here by the way if you get four or five points wrong here your license is not going to come through and i am a stickler very much so for these points just keep that in mind yeah you could start to you can merge over here if you want slowly merge slowly merge way too fast actually too fast it's a very big car yeah that's why i have it just make sure i can see what you're up to all right could you could you pull this way and park for me please is it peril this is the parallel parking part of the exam over here parallel park in this spot right here there's two spots available not the one in front of the red truck the one behind it find the red truck use your eyes do you want these do you want these do you want to put these on i told you i was a stickler and i'm going to be at that and i'm going to be there get up there in parallel park you just hit you hit it you hit it you bumped his bumper give me the give me the wheel let me show you how it's done here ho you hold this yeah you grade me you grade me you you go ahead and you go ahead and grade me okay put the gas on oh [ __ ] okay yep this is how you do it this is how you drive a goddamn car yeah you go to sleep if you want i got this okay very nice pull it in parallel pocket just how we parallel park be careful be careful be careful yeah do you mind just go ahead let me go i got step on the gas step on the break step on the gas and where in again spot how did i do coach what did you put down for me did you give me an a get out of the car [Music] king and andy's evil reign reaches fine wide he has obliterated his entire bloodline for selfish gain to be the true germite but what he doesn't know is that there is one left of his kind [Music] i'm not scared though are you scared yeah i bet you are dark souls but you're scared i'm not scared at all whoa hey hey hey you can see the whole park from here can you see that's crazy hear the people of the parklands there is a dangerous creature stalking the caves who is brave enough to kill the monster you there germite you seem ready for a quest no no no i'm sorry no i ain't gonna do it are you sure you don't want to kill the monster i'll [ __ ] you [ __ ] you see what i got dealing with back here you think i'm gonna do that [ __ ] well this mission does progress the story how well i don't know this is the starting mission you do it you go do it you deal with this no i'm not dealing with that i might have i may have caused it but i'm not going to deal with it you are wait a minute you put the monster in the cave that's killed thousands of children yes jesus christ hey how much look i'll just give you a potion can you please kill the monster yes i can tolerate them when they were in small doses whatever just take the potion man thank you oh no no absolutely not i want everyone to understand that the king made a lot of good things happen today don't you think a little jester over there you're so funny how do i do it i made things happen i raised taxes on everybody how many people did we kill today 60 yeah that's a lot what did you say okay feed him to the light though germa's revenge on king and he was sweet he made one fatal error in skipping the first mission that your monster made its way to german hit him over the head with a big wooden mallet marking the end of the germite bloodline and paving way for the destruction of the world [Music] terrifying moments for a downtown las vegas homeowner who posted this video on social media showing the suspect making threats the homeowner who we won't be identifying posted this on social media and asked her followers to share the video widely so people could be aware that the man is out there at first you can see the man just not making much sense repeating himself i would love to come here could i come in could i come in your house can i come in yeah let me can i come let me let me in your house please [Laughter] this really happened holy [ __ ] it's here until i terrifying that is disturbing afterwards the man escalated things you like drugs do you like drugs i got a lot just let me in your house and i'll give you whatever you want bleed coke that's all i got live here let me in the house let me in your house well the post left the neighborhood and people all over the valley shaken that man has since been arrested what the [ __ ] germa where incorporated [Music] oh i heard so many people use the hehe [ __ ] [Music] hi ladies and gentlemen i'm super mario so what are some of the i got okay let me do some mario stuff [Music] brian griffin [Music] oh [Music] i hope i can keep the viewers [Applause] [Music] roof [Music] the caveman routine i love it's only shown up twice [Music] boy i wish luigi [Applause] [Music] absolutely terrible [Music] i learned this one when i was traveling german endangered hmm [Music] oh my god i'm going out to sea [Music] [Music] don't splash me stop don't splash me get throw him out he splashed me with water don't splash me splashing you can't splash here it says it on the sign before we walked in don't splash people they don't [ __ ] idiot flash you throw out throw him out throw him up i'm getting i'm getting away from him those of you that want to hear another song follow me please that's not how you supposed to call the train tracks going the wrong way good good i hit him in the [ __ ] head the accordion just sitting in the water [Music] [Applause] [Applause] oh my god jesus is this in here boys and girls it's me mario let me tell you something if somebody want to tell you to take drugs always say no you say luigi tried to drink and do drugs one time and i said no and he said mario and i said no [Music] let me tell you something about drugs oh no you should never take any drugs never mario would luigi wouldn't toad ah [Laughter] your arms from side to side come on and everyone go do the mario okay you can do this mario you can do this mario it's me mario let me tell you something about drugs and alcohol my brother luigi would also say the stupid professor we both would say [ __ ] [Music] no no how do you do it no she's looking at me like i'm [ __ ] crazy she was i saw you laughing in the corner what's wrong [Laughter] just cut cut them together okay [Music] [Music] i want to talk to you about drugs boys and girls don't do drugs you don't have to do them don't feel pressured to take drugs or drink if anyone ever pressures you tell them mario said so long king houser and they will leave you alone mario i have to do a drunk bsa okay i'm done jesus hmm [Music] [Music] oh [ __ ] [Music] holy [ __ ] that was good tell me the duck story a duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man run in the stand hey got any grapes the man said when the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man run in the stand hey got any grapes the man said no no [ __ ] you [ __ ] the duck said goodbye then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away he wanna till the very next day when the duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the men run in the stand hey got any grape [Music] i'm killing you i'm killing you what no i don't care about anything else i don't give a [ __ ] about anything else the very next day here's here's the duck's arm right this is the duck side no this is the there's the dog this is the duck's face yes hi how are you good to see you and i can't imagine improving on what's already my most used kitchen helper but i've heard improvement is exactly what's happened and there's only one person in the world who's qualified to let us in on the news so let's join my friend jeremy albertson you're just a mean guy that got a bunch of tv shows just a mean guy that got a bunch of tv shows and and i i'm not going to stand for it creepy muscle persona and you don't have a palette shut up shut up yeah oh yeah yeah you're dumb you're the dumbest one here [Music] so much smoke [Music] of course me grinder [Laughter] lucio malfoyle teaches the dark arts [Music] hello students welcome to the defense of the dark arts class my name is lucille malfoy i'm the new teacher in town uh-uh if we could all open up your textbooks and go to page 200 please we're going to be using yes yes page 200 we're going to be making a frog breath potion you know all about that don't you harry the one you used when you killed lucius open up your textbook wait aren't i supposed to be lucious i'm in the middle of teaching harry that's not the time to use that spell oh oh i killed him i think i killed him didn't they ever tell you you only use that spell if you mean to kill another wizard never use that spell [ __ ] tie is backwards you can see the little slot yeah you're gonna be floating in the air there he is turn him around down he's swinging around he's swinging around he's swinging around down never use that spell in my classroom again well class it's been a pleasure absolute pleasure but you all don't understand the power of the dark lord and for that reason i'm out just like that show shark tank [Music] dude that's fail rp i'm calling an admin oh nice one harry almost got me oops hey harry see you tomorrow potions class [Laughter] i figured i was gonna be flying rdm [Music] you violated the law you will pay in plot yes [Music] [Music] stop stop stop oh yes yes you know i kind of hope this is the only playlist aliens find in like a million years don't you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what i hear shut up shut up yeah oh yeah yeah shut the [ __ ] up stupid you're all stupid idiots you're dumb you're the dumbest one here yeah no no no turn that off turn that off shave sean god damn it now i'm a different person now turn that camera up i learned this one when i was traveling abroad it's so true though it really is [Music] dude i'll fall asleep with autoplay and a karen video we'll just play and then somebody gets punched [Music] life feeling empty is drawing nowhere to be found you need yourself a brand new set of old tummy cowboy cookware look at that value [Music] order now get none free [Music] it's mormon time how do you feel how are you doing oh my god okay hello patient uh this is an as i can't do this [Music] how are you how you feeling mine oh [Music] jeans on you're my found footage oh [Music] [Music] [Music] these are like my favorite by the way i'm i love these we did so much mario content i'm so happy there's like 50 of these seven hours and 15 minutes holy [ __ ] okay let's see what happens i'm gonna burp and i can't hide it [Music] okey-dokey [Music] [Laughter] toast no toast goes in the toaster swing your arm is that the mario for you yeah why would you do pljs with 120 stars [Music] [Music] to flex yeah [Applause] okay german i5 show [Applause] let's go [Applause] i'm on tv ma look at me i'm on tv oh i'm on the television channel two bye bye pasta tonight pasta tonight all right yeah we're gonna play a new song this one is something we've been working on for a long time i hope you all enjoy it uh it doesn't have a name it's currently untitled so that's what we're gonna do it's an untitled song and i hope you enjoy it [Music] hmm [Music] yeah it's [ __ ] up [Music] please clap thank you thank you so much now sit down and sit down yeah oh yeah yeah shut the [ __ ] up sit down no sit down stupid you're all stupid idiots you're dumb you're the dumbest one here i'm going the wrong way turn that off was scary oh come on [Music] [Music] me tell you something if somebody want to tell you to take drugs always say no my brother luigi would also say this too we both would say this you don't have to do them don't give me pressure to take drugs or drink if anyone ever pressures you tell him that mario said if you do drugs [Music] uh somebody definitely got a bingo right now you've been waiting for the jojo intro bingo bingo [Music] oh [Music] foreign [Music] damn [Music] that was damn good it was [Music] that was awesome [Music] these all these have been absolute complete bangers [Music] do not blank the blank voice okay i'll voice the subtitle records of the simulation of the target's memory advise watch with at least three trained agents watcher must okay i'll do it oh my [ __ ] god i thought that was in real life was that in real life what the [ __ ] that was in real life why no dude was that in real life how the okay what the come on jesus oh my god stop doing that stop it oh hi um i'm new in the neighborhood i've noticed i have a really nice house i love to come in could i could i come in could i come in your house i was i'm a new i think we can hear it turn on should i do it the dentist choice for their patients should be your choice announcement to all citizens there are dangers lurking around please listen to the following instruction be careful of the vampires do not open the door they can control your dream people are too high for this oh they are deceitful remember do not open the door they might caused amnesia thrown in the victims god damn it no who's knocking at this time i gotta call i i gotta calm down that was just a dream hey i am coming sorry you can come back tomorrow maybe i can show you how to make a mojito the right way maybe next time what a weird guy what the [ __ ] wait hold on i feel like i've seen that guy before i'm keeping all my lights on tonight i'm keeping the lights on what the [ __ ] is that noise someone trying to break in i'm leaving this [ __ ] house right now [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i need to get the [ __ ] out of here you got me that was very well made by the way oh my horror story pizza what is the german neurostory pizza floor chef dude the thing that everybody baseball ass you're doing a great job a great [Music] job boys and girls i'm jeremy albertson i have to like reel it in in 2022. you know it's not yahoo true it's not cool baseball [Music] i feel like i hit my head do you like drugs i've got a lot just let me in your house and i'll do whatever you want [Music] [Applause] is that the law and order sound what's happening where am i [Music] oh no no no no no no hi mom you're about on tv look at me i'm on tv oh i'm on the television channel two i'll leave [Applause] real funny stuff [Applause] you did this you did this and you can fix it you're a real piece of work you know what i can't even say it to you but you know what i was gonna say i was gonna say forget me this is so stupid [Applause] oh [Applause] oh god damn german auto c adventure okay they're gonna think i'm crazy before we walked in don't splash people they don't like it [ __ ] idiots yes what you see german 95 run ahead thank you [Laughter] dude oh my god [Music] what'd i get oh that's a big one oh take a picture of that we'll get one more out there did i eat the other passengers what do you think i'm insane what was that what the [ __ ] was that we prayed at night we stopped that night what the i don't know what that was but it was weird i'm the giant rat that makes all of the rules you want a duel you and me [Applause] come on easy easy come on come on do it already come on come back sit down what the hell was that dachshund [Music] oh i don't look at otto that one's great [Music] [Music] that's so horrifying [Music] shut up quiet here comes this is where you get off come with me you're dumb you're the dumbest one here yeah yeah oh yeah yeah shut the [ __ ] up just pants are you ready follow me up to the office and they'll finish your release now [ __ ] you [ __ ] you see what i got dealing with back here i heard you were talking about uh me and my kingdom just a little too a little too harsh i don't like you much no this was welded with dragon bone i really don't want you around here you want a duel you and me dragon bone steel you don't deserve to live [Music] [Music] hey look bud i'm an engineer that means i solve problems i saw practical problems teleporter going up ow mission begins in 30 seconds century going up [Music] ah good night irene [Laughter] you know building centuries is sure is tough work a lot of people don't realize the amount of craftsmanship that goes into making one of these things where you need the right kind of aluminum alloy metal that takes a while to get and it's very stressful look with that you got all kinds of scouts [ __ ] with you can't you see how busy i am right now center down victory [Applause] [Music] hey hey what's up how are you yeah i'm i just moved in yep new to the neighborhood me okay i love your house i love what you're doing here you know what i mean i love this house what's that really really beautiful lawn you have too yeah i got kids yeah we all get kids right look if you ever might sound um but if you ever want to hang out and just kind of do something just you and me or whatever we'd have to get the families together whatever it's like like i would just come i would come over here i would come in your house and come over your house come on and i would you'd let me in right like i would come we'd do a thing would you be interested no okay okay um could get some mojitos purge movies it's so good you know the trick for a mojito yeah people don't they do people don't like the taste of mint usually can i come in can i just come in tv okay yeah but i mean i could show you how to make a mojito the right way and not like the way that everybody else makes it without the extra mint i have to come in though can i come in your house [Laughter] [Music] all right get it again [Music] nice netcode anybody else have something to say very interesting are you ready [Music] [Applause] [Music] why are you surprised [Applause] [Music] oh my god don't drink the water they put something in it to make you forget i don't even remember i've been drinking water out of the sink this whole time like literally like drinking like toilet like the water in the toilet they have like a they have like a water thing here like in like in the other room [Music] you're a scientist [Music] myself [Music] this water is so dirty don't splash me stop don't smash me get throw him out i love your house i love what you're doing here [Music] i didn't do it really really beautiful lawn you have how we doing how are we good you can uh you can begin at any point you can go you can get on the highway [Music] stop st slow down i'm gonna have to take off a few points without [Music] i don't know what that was but time stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign do you see what's in front of us you do right what's in front of us [Music] you're pretty dumb [Music] you're dumb what was that no human drives a car like this hey come on here because this bug's over i don't like when the bugs are everywhere i can tolerate them when they were in small doses but dude is there something on me something on my back is it something on my back just tell me get it get it get it dude get it i don't move it it won't see me clear center down you got something to say that was awesome that was [ __ ] awesome uh derma and the germas untitled bug song we got another band video people are utilizing the uh driving instructor very well hello ladies and gentlemen thank you thanks for coming out yeah uh we got a new song that we're gonna play for you here i think i'm gonna drop the gem out of my pocket oh maybe i should trade it all right yeah we're gonna play a new song this one is something we've been working on for a long time i hope you all enjoy it uh it doesn't have a name it's currently untitled so that's what we're gonna do it's an untitled song and i hope you enjoy it uh maybe you can help us come up with a title uh after the end of the show it's gonna be peppy it's gonna be a lot of upbeat so hopefully see somebody out there dancing okay and a one two one two three four oh here we go [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] get it [Music] oh [Music] [Music] get [Applause] [Applause] that was crazy the songs have been just so good [Applause] they've been fantastic for like what two weeks three weeks now yeah john john came up with the lyrics yeah thanks you don't have to stand sit down sit down no sit down all right okay thank you thank you all right let's do the next one with the [ __ ] guitar walking through the woods is this another real one with real actors [Music] so [Music] what the hell oh my god that was terrifying this show is brought to you by grotto beasts the exciting new trading card game coming soon true and now a word from our sponsors hey [Music] are you ready these road wireless goes these things are [ __ ] awesome digitally they're so there's a little you get you get two you can plug other [ __ ] into here too thank you jeremy this is real scientist working as a senior scientist at road laboratories we at road laboratories aim to deliver the best possible microphone experience for all gamers we use the latest high-tech equipment to ensure the wireless go can succeed in all areas of usability and comfort such as shock absorbency i'm gonna scream in your ears hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa noise compression and fashion all combined to give you the clearest pleasing sound possible but wait i know you're probably asking how much for the low low price of three money wow of course i i don't hate microphones unless you know i like microphones if they're a road wireless go-to the best microphones am i okay there okay okay i want to show you something different besides the fact that first be aware hey are you ready are you ready you don't look ready no this was welded with dragon bone oh [ __ ] okay yep something so simple is to go to a hotel room two three yeah yeah i'm up what's that on tv [Music] oh [ __ ] it's fast derma and purple alien hello again steve why did that scare me so much to which we've added the world's finest resort facilities a spectacular amusement park and succulent seafood oh this is more if you ever pressure like drugs alcohol what's going [Music] oh wait what i have to choose it hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait i have to actually choose the video okay hold on i don't want to spoil this i gotta make sure i keep my place here i'm going yes hold on i don't want to spoil it i don't want to spoil anything but i want to lose my place one sec okay this is yes some uh incidental charges to the room [Music] all right okay what oh okay all right let's see what no is so this is no or anything naughty at all app featuring hatsune miku hatsune miku exists in a software called vocaloid once your pizza is delivered have some fun with miku it comes with [Music] oh my god [Music] what is that picture even from what's this what's that picture from what is this picture from this one here is that even my face i don't think this is my face okay gone up next he's logged into second german not the main channel violator the law finally somebody has the lightsaber guilty gear strive germa dlc [Music] i know who i who am are [Applause] [ __ ] you oh my woman's god [Music] oh [Music] [Music] german f5 eyewitness museum intro what the hell is this [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh my god that was amazing hold on a second here cartwheel german orange troglodyte battle for the origin mirror this is a shortened fight scene from a longer video it's from a dumb meme series i've run over the last two years called cartwheel germa and yeah but wait hold on this is this oh this is the spin-off right this is the spin-off series from fast germa and purple alien well let's see foreign [Music] [Music] holy [ __ ] [Music] so [Music] so [Music] [Music] god damn [Music] [Music] [Applause] gonna need a health potion after that one foreign [Music] [Music] penis [Applause] holy [ __ ] oh my god that was unfucking believable that truly was remarkable nice [ __ ] job holy smokes uh i tell you when when we do encore night uh well part two whatever i mean i think we're gonna have to check out some more of the uh cartwheel germa series that was awesome good show [Music] what you need to do is you need to you need to relax you need to step on that gas you you screwed that up what you needed to do there is you had to uh not happy about it very much unhappy about that you're pretty dumb can i just tell you you're dumb no human drives a car like this no human you get a chimpanzee in this car and you probably do better than the test than you did do you see what's in front of us you do right what's in front of us stop sign stop sign stop sign stop sign keep going over here parallel park in this spot right here there's two spots available not the one in front of the red truck the one behind it find the red truck use your eyes do you want these right there parallel park behind the red truck i'm not going to say it another time get up there in parallel park you just hit you hit it you hit it you bumped his bumper okay that's gonna get you two grades off i think you're not getting your license today by the way make that very clear we sat down my name is sean okay that's what you can call me now not angry mustache guy that you see on youtube sean i'm very sorry i'm incredibly sorry you want more than that that's all i'm gonna give you i'm going to go back to being a good person you just wait good person sean is what you'll call me not this i'm shaving this good person sean is coming up yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what i hear shut up shut up yeah oh yeah yeah shut the [ __ ] up stupid you're all stupid idiots you're dumb you're the dumbest one here yeah no no no no turn that off turn that off i'm shave sean god damn it now i'm different person now turn that camera somebody used it somebody actually used it [Music] [Music] [Laughter] ah [Music] dude i just got a warning on my twitch dashboard that said there's a there's a copyrighted song that's what triggered it this whole stream [Music] ah oh my god all right time for another pee break i'm gonna get a drink i'll be back in like two minutes three minutes i think we are we're getting close to a little bit more than the halfway point i think a little bit more than that i want to see how many we have left my whole body hurts by the way let's see no spoilers no spoilers so we we have crossed the halfway point and we've got we've got a solid another probably hour or two left uh this has been absolutely hysterical though these have been some of the highest quality things we've seen we've seen at least in the last three or four years my whole body is aching my face hurts real voice all right i'll be right back give me like two minutes three minutes so okay we're back so we're gonna i'm probably gonna go for like another hour hour and 25 minutes maybe do like another 30 40. oh this there's so much here i'm definitely hitting that point where i i've been laughing and [ __ ] just choking back here for the last three and a half hours god okay uh let's go to the home stretch it will be a part two don't worry because there were 800 videos guys and now we're not going to show them all but we'll absolutely get through at least two three four hundred of these i would imagine there's just too much good content okay let's uh let's get back to it i just double tap the screen to skip the p break all right let's uh let's let's keep going let's get another solid hour or two in here uh here we go next one coming up is germa's new cs go tactic come on everybody gather around all right here we go just rush b all together now all of us no way oh yes i've told you guys this before [ __ ] wizard of oz hey oh you wanna fight you [ __ ] [ __ ] don't [ __ ] come out on the count of three we're all going to put our guns down you think you could do me one two three wait hey [Music] you're going down sound fat is [Laughter] laughs [Music] all right where is it [Music] it's not there where is it [Music] [Music] we need about 10 seconds after that one god that was very very good job well done that was very very fun okay this is super germa rumble melee let's check it out [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] so [Music] the vernon [Music] this is terrible no it was not imagine an earwig looking up at you and he's like wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait everybody hold on a second this didn't we talk about this like three days ago like four days ago did you do this in one day one day at the deadline holy [ __ ] what you did this in like in like four hours okay well let's go get an ear wig looking up at you and he's like and i'm like oh get the envelope save him and i get the envelope and i put i'll get him on the envelope and i put him outside and then the next day it's like three that you see and you're like oh wow cool let's save these three to the same this [ __ ] soundtrack oh save us [Music] here come another 50 in your house and they're all dancing in the line doing one antenna two and ten one antenna two antenna top hat top hat top hat it's like well 50 earwigs oh my god they're so cute you get the envelope they all start crawling on it you get them out you save them save the earwigs and then you know me lying down in bed three days later and i'm drifting off to sleep ah what a nice day that was today and the second that i fall asleep when i go into rem they can sense it and 2 000 earwigs just make a trail up the bed and just go into my brain to this music and they're all going in digging in like eating pieces of my brain matter and i'm just asleep and this and some of them are still dancing with top hat i love earwigs that how did you do that in like a day that was awesome okay germa owes the precious two point oh god i hate this [ __ ] image that's the image that pops up it's just so ugly that image off the internet one two three one two three [Music] oh [Music] [Music] [Music] love [Music] oh [Music] [Music] oh [Music] oh [Music] oh another another chair sitter don't but don't don't call them chair sitters that's [ __ ] it's they're a musician i'm just gonna sit on my chair doesn't still streamers did he that's his you probably all just heard that that's fine don't listen you know i'm actually named after a penis myself what are you playing all right yeah we're gonna play a new song this one is something we've been working on for a long time i hope you all enjoy it hey well go ahead please yeah we're really excited to see your piano work and a one two one two three four [Music] all right [Music] dude did you get that thank you thank you so much i don't listen i'm the only one that didn't say no i thought that was phenomenal i thought you did a great job i don't wow i don't thank you listen to any of these jokers i thought that was great we've been working on that for like what two weeks three weeks now well actually a little faster sure my problem was it was a bit too fast you see fur elise was wrote in for release and it was actually really supposed to be a tender loving song that picked up at times like the heights of relationships but also slowed down like the lows right and i didn't feel the passion come through although the notes did right it's not good okay he's got a point number 14. yeah that was a phenomenal phenomenal time of the piano but after hearing what do you mean it's not good i only know what video game music is what do you got your head well i mean i i just don't really listen to it i thought that was quite lovely it's perfect number 14 i'm so sorry you got a great look i think you look at the great look you got the look of the part apparently having a piano is an automatic no from like two people but i don't want you to quit okay what is it who joseph's arcade joseph can be a big fake one it could be a big picture yeah yeah yeah that's what i hear shut up joseph's arcade one day shut up yeah oh yeah yeah shut the [ __ ] up stupid you're all stupid idiots get the [ __ ] out of here man you're dumb you're the dumbest one here you wanna fight look at me what the best part is ludwig's saying oh joseph's arcade's gonna be big one day what do you what he did oh that was great [Music] got another copyright warning by the way they are not happy my favorite movie is frozen okay yeah sometimes i like to smoke down here you're a rat aren't you [Music] cash money for a picture of spiderman wow sure sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun on the friend team start [Music] [Music] you know don't say squares [Music] hey how did you suck a thought out of my ass oh what do we have here retrotech huh first story salvation army spongebob you're the spider ling you're spider boy got mad skills why are you doing this mr dark i don't feel so good jesus christ i'm gonna it's gonna kill me i'm gonna [ __ ] die like on camera i gotta relax these are so ridiculous i don't even know what happened in that whole video what that what happened in this entire video i don't even i couldn't i couldn't tell you if you paid me 50 grand right now to tell you anything that just happened i wouldn't be able to do it i don't think i would oh my god that was [ __ ] hilarious ah a spongebob was in it i guess and i smoked weed and died oh my goodness should we do it again i think we have to do this one again i think i i think it has to be played again it does okay yeah sometimes i like to smoke down here [Music] [Music] money for a picture is spider-man wow sure sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun on the friend team [Music] [ __ ] you spiderman is that donkey by the way it is swears [ __ ] you spiderman hey how about you suck a pot out of my ass this part is so weird what is even happening here what movie is this from what movie is i what movie is this from i never saw this salvation army spongebob so you're the spider ling you're spider boy got mad skills gotten against why are you doing this it's you mr zark i don't feel so good no one has used this clip so far so is this acting like this is a video that i uploaded like eight years ago oh my goodness nobody used the mr stark i don't feel so good until right now we've done a hundred videos oh god damn it that was funny let's go no i'm not gonna play it again there he is coming down here nice and confident nice and cocky it's star yeah yeah yeah real funny real funny stuff you did this you did this and you can fix it too what a real piece of work you are huh oh you created everybody did you though sure it wasn't me i could have been up there i could have been up there and i could have done it forget you god wow that hurt my head my head hurts you are a real piece of work why are they getting better you know what i mean like what the [ __ ] dude why are these getting funnier all right all right you cartoon monster [Music] [Music] i'm on tv ma look at me i'm on tv it's not the common cause i'm on the television the diagnosis channel 2. i'll leave i'll leave i'll leave but i that's so cool you guys are here that's awesome that you guys are here do you guys come here a lot description for it maybe like once every few months description is that's cool can i can i talk like hours no all right yeah i don't need to every day can i talk make sure that okay all right bye pasta tonight and by the way that's xbox 360. i hope so what is happening they've gotten more unhinged as the the night has gone on not on playstation all right now and uh bye bob take some of that cringe off pasta tonight and by the way that's for xbox 360. i hope so i'll be okay with mcdonald's too not on playstation all right now they've gotten weirder you know you can just take this whole thing all right okay everybody settle down settle down hello yeah and guess what you can hear me huh you can hear me pretty well not like it was before what the [ __ ] dude i i'm not gonna drink a coat you guys are killing me hey how you doing so not like it was before right uh you can actually hear me talking i got a little clip here hi uh previous times i've been in front of the green screen it's been you couldn't hear a single goddamn thing i was saying uh not this time now you can hear me and by the way we're in full 60 fps not 30 not the 30 [ __ ] this is 60 fps and i got a i got a lav microphone and i hope it works because if it doesn't then we're in big [ __ ] trouble oh [ __ ] i got a tweet does everybody hold on hang tight so can you can hear her all right i need to test this [ __ ] because i have no idea how this sounds i literally got these microphones like a day ago they were not even 24 hours ago they actually worked really well if these things work this company's getting a major shout out wireless huge shout out road go wireless too i mean high quality camera this time too uh genuinely that i mean that high quality camera this sound is not good all right hold on just tweet that the longest spoken yeah so hopefully it sounds all right these things are pretty cool these things but let me try a screen test can i try can i try it hold can i scream can i scream in your ears i need to scream in your ears dude seriously like i'm going to scream in your ears and let me know how it is you ready actually i do this in front of why would i not do this in front of the green screen all right ready this is an audio test what's up audio test testing the audio i'm gonna scream so turn down your volume i'm being dead serious hey whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that was probably horrible i don't i just got these microphones like [ __ ] a day ago is it bad is it okay i mean we're peeking but does it mean is it all right oh my god dude come on come on you should smoke cigarettes i'm not gonna i'm not gonna smoke a cigarette is it okay dude god damn it this hurts the only thing you did oh you [ __ ] none of that is usable who's he talking to so mario can come off dog i'll take a [ __ ] dog what's that yeah i yeah that's awesome you threw him in the pool don't throw him in the pool when i say how many [ __ ] hot dogs i'm gonna make it's seven and no no nobody eats them nobody eats the seven dogs you know i'm going to eat one those are [ __ ] gross i don't even know what i'm doing up here oh that was pretty much raw that was a raw hot dog that i said there it is there we go i would honestly i was like how long is this video i was like we hit the three minutes yet that that's a big one right here that's a huge one uh oh take a picture of that whoever's got a camera you got one get the chair it's gone [Laughter] the person the person that made the video responded in the discord they said somebody said how long did it take for you to render this they said two days why did it take you two days to render this what the [ __ ] thank you thank you thank you i have to be a rose i missed we have to stop him now i'm gonna die on his chair oh my goodness gracious okay all the three times that i've done this they can do anything all right one more thing and i'm gonna clean honestly i didn't get it i it took me three minutes to get it god okay we're gonna move on um you should do it in times two speed okay let's move on i can't do times 10 speed this is german german goes to ravenholm let's take a break first not like no i'm not going to go brb but just let me take my drink ugh i'm not gonna sit for three hours and watch the whole bod a two-day render imagine if like your power went out or your computer crashed that's insane dedication let's go [Music] [Music] who is this real funny real funny stuff you did this another life to say i'll keep my eye on you you know what i can't even say it to you but you know what i was gonna say i was gonna say forget you that's better forget you i don't know what that is i i don't step hey coming out here because this bug's over i don't like when the bugs are everywhere i can tolerate them when they're in small doses but dude is there something on me this is up on my back is it something on my back just tell me get it so many people use this clip dude get it get it dude come on just get it get it what is on my back what's on my back to get it just get it i'll stand still to hit without hit with a baseball bat i don't care what what the [ __ ] is that no gonna need a health potion after that one oh [ __ ] zombies say it again man say it again wow wow this is what it looks like up close farewell brother i fear i deliver you to a darker place may the light of lights illuminate your path no now [ __ ] you [ __ ] you see what i got dealing with back here oh my god that was so loud thank god thank god i had that down to like 50 on my equalizer here holy [ __ ] that was so loud for me i'm glad it wasn't loud for you jesus that hurts my head my head actually hurts now i turned that down 50 percent for you not for me by the way i was sitting here laughing too um leather jacket in the chat in the mod chat said uh that video the one before this one that was five hours probably took like 200 electricity to render dude they're getting more and more [ __ ] unhinged right indescribable feeling we get when [Music] and we go somewhere we've never been oh excuse me in seat one a we've got a farter here we've got a farter in one a night wait wait me wait me like that was it that was the whole video just so you just so you understand that was the entire video that indescribable feeling we get [Music] excuse me in seat 1a we've got a farter here and why would it be some random [ __ ] with a webcam on and sitting at his desk who who is this person is this a producer of the movie who the [ __ ] is this guy why is this webcam video we've got a farter in one day me waiting me like [Music] vr josh did you make that one did you make that video why are you in the title what why are you hi i'm a good man no what the [ __ ] shut up [Music] why all right everybody uh stepping up to the podium is jeremy albertson shortstop and outfielder for the boston banana bros please raise your hand if you have any questions to ask him hey jeremy uh dean dingus from burger boy news uh you had a pretty rough day at the plate oh for five with four strikeouts uh what are you gonna do to improve for the next game shut up shut up yeah oh yeah yeah shut the [ __ ] up stupid you're all stupid idiots uh all right uh thank you jeremy uh hello germa uh anthony benthany from mr green gazette your team gave up a home run i gotta pause this because this is like an old-timey radio mic i'm not even at a press conference booth that you had a shot at catching at the wall but you weren't able to catch it uh do you think your short stature had an influence on the way it played out listen i'll give you this i'm not i'm not tiny i'm compact huh can you give me that can you guys give me that uh well jeremy it says here that you're officially listed at five foot two i ain't five foot two five seven all right sorry forget i asked five eight with shoes hi germa uh you had a moment where you dropped an easy fly ball in the infield and uh one of your teammates he told me that your manager uh bf bugleberry he confronted you about that play and you allegedly told him to quote suck a fart out of your ass uh we actually have the audio for that argument right here i'm just gonna play that right now how about you suck a thought out of my ass oh that was pretty rude i'd say i didn't say that you apologize to your manager no no i'm sorry no i ain't gonna do it no now [ __ ] you i might have i may have caused it but i'm not gonna deal with it you are hello jeremy uh rick johnson from otto's big news uh one last question for you we have exclusive footage of you throwing up um in your dugout after eating a whole sleeve of oreos uh what are your thoughts on that if i chop you up in a meat grinder there's nobody else on the only thing that comes out that's left of you is your eyeball you're probably dead okay uh thank you germa oh my god this is so [ __ ] funny the las vegas drew crew the day after this conference good i'd rather be on the drew crew gotcha [Applause] you know it's not a gotcha drugs are not fun all right everyone i'm peter parker [Music] what [Music] what happened hello it's me mario i want to talk to you about drugs how do you get in here boys and girls don't do drugs you don't have to do them that's part of what we'll be wearing is oh yeah okay yeah sure okay okey-dokey [Music] my length [Music] [ __ ] down it's time for you to pay [Music] you're going down [Music] okie dokie hello again peter goodbye jigsaw here to tell you that you have a choice to make it's time i feel like i'm watching this in my head in a dream [Music] you didn't make your choice your choice is to be killed [Music] who's that [Music] i [ __ ] my pants here right now die you [ __ ] that tonight's gonna be a good night jesus christ so i take the driving test okay you ready i've been waiting to ride this one man i'm not scared though are you scared no no yeah i bet you are i'm not you're scared uh okay it's a yellow so stop the okay okay okay you gotta make sure yeah no you gotta stop when it's yellow okay yeah dude hey i'm just saying yep okay yep you look like you're going to scream no i ain't going to scream you're going to scream though oh okay this is really hot now easy easy easy on the pedal jeremy you're driving off the road back on the road why are you talking around youtube what are you doing why am i spinning around you're on the side of the highway i got it i got it you gotta turn around this thing ain't safe man this thing's not even a safe ride i don't think this has been raided no you're not safe the car is fine okay drive back on the road now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you're good what are you doing hey man hey you know what i mean what are you doing what are you doing this is a big drop coming up here jeremy everyone loves food um so i uh i've not read a roller coaster yet at all um i'd like to ride a roller coaster if i could in in one of these maybe two of them if that's possible uh the go grill the grill and family gatherings that give us a thrill but most grills are too big and bulky to carry around and who wants to use that rusty old grill in the background wouldn't it be great to have a grill that goes anywhere with you well now you do introducing the gopril the foldable portable grill that travels anywhere you go this spacious grill has a five t-bone dating center the dirt rail is so compact it folds to only 18 inches long 13 inches wide and just an inch and a half teeth the sleek modern weighs just eight pounds with the go grill you can barbecue anywhere anytime with anyone excuse me [ __ ] peter parker just showed up now you can be the mvp to your winning team make your tailgate parties a delicious pregame feast or grill a seafood delight when you go to the beach it's a must for camping or when you go rv and it's perfect for the boat when you go fishing this low profile fold away grill tucks away almost anywhere it's perfect when space is tight behind you didn't stay behind okay say it when you buy somebody you'll go brill can make two burgers sizzle all at once or grill 24 hot dogs for an incredible lunch does anybody want dogs no one wants a dog maybe you're the guy that likes baby backs the go grill can handle a full man-sized rack the goat rail will feed your family and all of your friends what do you like to grill chicken steak or lobster i have a creamy mushroom risotto the list never ends the go grill is the most unique grill you'll ever own take it anywhere you go or enjoy it at home you might expect to pay up to one hundred dollars for a grill this versatile but if you call now your gold grill is only 19.99 order now and we'll add this 11 piece stealing has the voiceover all for the incredible low price of only 19.99 so whether you're just in the bottom or enjoying friends at the beach the go grill makes grilling easy and always within reach order now you know i'm gonna eat one oh that was pretty much raw that was a raw hot dog that i'd say this is probably the oldest and still burger king restaurant in the world closed for over a decade but still intact nice freshly brewed coffee there it is throw everybody we don't need that but you don't want some coffee coffee i just brewed a fresh bought a coffee hey you want coffee i just got a fresh pot of coffee find peter parker peter parker thank you peter parker's here give me that [ __ ] job great it's just some random guy here peter [Music] i'm going to put my hands around that neck and strangle let's go wait hold on i i need to watch that one again by the way lazy purple thanks for the raid welcome everybody watching green screen videos uh thanks for the raid dude fine peter parker i got to see this one again though seriously peter parker thank you i want more lightsabers you know what i mean like i want more lightsaber duels the jester had a lightsaber peter parker had a lightsaber saw had a lightsaber fucker's here give me that [ __ ] job great it's just some random guy bat chest here peter [Music] i'm gonna put my hands around that neck and strangle oh it's so dumb let's go [Music] [Applause] [Music] texas [Music] don't you [ __ ] with me not if you say it like that you know what [ __ ] this okay that was a video oh hi uh i'm new in the neighborhood i noticed we have a really nice house i'd love to come in could i come in could i come in your house oh wait hold on there's a message oh and wait there's a special message from mr giraffe i've got to answer it hello mr giraffe oh my goodness i'm so glad to hear from you did you find that company yeah yeah i don't know i didn't mean no i didn't mean to hang up on you that hard i didn't even hang up on one of your employees no of course not no i don't mean oh mr drive i don't want to buy google stock i don't want i want to buy the tick tock company all right well you you uh find me a company that is just like tick tock then and buy that one yourself yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's what i hear shut up shut up yeah oh yeah yeah shut the [ __ ] up stupid you're all stupid idiots you're dumb you're the dumbest one here yeah [Music] no no no turn that off damn it i'm a different person now turn that camera jesus burger king incident [Music] hey german on a5 here hi there yeah i'll take uh 2.5 billion double cheeseburgers 50 chickens 2.5 billion that no two two yeah 2.5 billion double cheeseburgers i cannot can i have no sauce on the on the make chickens no sauce please no they don't wait they don't wait they don't you can't do that here no sir no oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] ah [Applause] [Music] i gotta go [Music] early man first ever fire oh goodness someone's using the caveman by the way this is definitely a caveman video without a single doubt long before homo sapiens began to populate the earth another human species had established itself across much of the eurasian continent the neanderthals fossils discovered during the last two centuries in the atlantic ocean and in siberia have shed some light on these mysterious archaic humans i was in vr for like eight hours okay that's why it looked like that they had culture they had social systems they had intelligence [Music] recent archaeological finds in england and france have helped researchers find out more about these early inhabitants of eurasia [Music] [Applause] [Applause] oh oh jeremy's first stream my nose is like congested from laughing what the hell happened to me [Applause] i don't i don't know i don't know hi everybody this is my video i don't know it was pressure maybe i don't know i made this all by myself hi god [ __ ] you stop putting that in what the hell hey hey what's up how are you yeah i'm uh i just moved in yep new to the neighborhood me i love your house i love what you're doing here you know what i mean i love this house really really beautiful lawn you have two yeah i got kids yeah we all get kids right no it might sound weird but if you ever want to hang out and just kind of do something just you would be yeah we'd have to get the families together whatever that's fine like i would just come i would come over here i would come in your house all over your house and i would you'd let me in right like i would come we'd do a thing would you be interested no okay okay um could get some mojitos i make an insane no no i'm going fine not good here you know the trick for a mojito extra mint people don't do they do people don't like the taste of mint usually i could show you how to make a mojito the right way and not like [Music] let's see how you handle an old-fashioned quick broadcast that's loud i'll count to two and then i'll say draw i count two three then we draw all right partner you tell me when one two beyond your best friend three [Music] ugh it's over okay nobody uses for anything else besides what we're doing this for there's no way anyone's gonna use this for anything else besides riding a [ __ ] roller coaster oh no okay yeah dude hey yup okay yep no i ain't gonna scream you're gonna scream though oh okay look at this is a really high note oh [Applause] why am i spinning around dude i got it i got it i'm bored i'm all right this thing ain't safe man it's all right i'm all right i'm all right hey man hey you know what i mean [Applause] i don't like doing that i feel like i'm gonna fall out my side burns a different length it's hard it's actually hard to get this right i'm coming for you you're the one i'm gonna get [Applause] germa you're a fool's pen and teller experience [Music] no strings let's go hey he go where's the money where'd the bunny go [Laughter] i don't know where's that rabbit oh what how did i tie it in a knot i don't know i tied it in a knot somehow what is going on how does this work [Music] a rose oh i missed this one's called this next one's called sit down sit down and stop talking during the show this next trick is called fire rose [Music] why are they standing up hello again steve thank you thank you very much don't be alarmed don't be alarmed don't get out of your seat this is the greatest act i've ever seen here i go oh okay this is a video game yes is this like an f1 video game what is this third time this race oh no this is like forza what is this real life this is a big turn hey toad this is real oh goodness okay [Music] okie dokie okay all right [Music] i'm on [Music] jesus [Music] oh my goodness okay that was insane vero may cry 5. [Music] fighting weapons within this cartoonish arsenal okay i'm not even winded [Music] damn bruno [Music] [Music] this storm [Music] yeah okay should i start at one god an anime on my side hey what is going on everybody germa here with alien isolation let's go ahead and do oh [ __ ] no one sucks that's him can i get away without him seeing that's psycho i'm trapped in this spooky game what do i do oh i guess i could climb in here achievement nice you know i love getting achievements especially whenever he is there he's getting in the bank i'm hey i'll by the way just in case you don't know i'm the sus guy kill me are they're filming right get out of it what the [ __ ] you did this you did this and you can fix it too you know you're a real piece of work you know m [Music] [Music] [Music] okay if i if i chop you up in a meat grinder and the only thing that comes out that's left of you is your eyeball crypto bros podcast please gotcha gotcha gotcha you thought i was a box still dumbass [Music] oh i still have these on so yeah remember solid snake with this like goblin booties [Music] rat heaven fever let's go [Music] three three three [Music] three [Music] [Music] oh [Music] i felt that one that was awesome [Music] oh god here we go open up your textbook i'm in the middle of teaching harry that's not the time to use that spell didn't they ever tell you you only use that spell if you mean to kill another wizard never use that spell harry and now you're going to be floating in the air there he is turn him around down swinging around he's swinging around he's swinging around down never use that spell in my classroom again the g mod harry [ __ ] and you always were oh i thought it's a different video different verdio oh hi uh i'm new in the neighborhood i noticed we have a really nice house i'd love to come in coulda could i come in could i come in your house i was i'm a new neighborhood me and my family just moved in down the street and i just was trying to meet the neighbors just trying to meet the neighbors that's all new salad fingers yeah i love what you did with the yard by the way that beautiful grass the grass looks beautiful how do you get it that long i don't know if you give some pointers yeah can i come in yeah let me can i come here let me let me in your house please can i come in let me in your house i had some dental work done and they added extra length let me know can i come into your house just let me in your house and i'll give you whatever you want i barely sleep you like drugs bleed coke that's all i got this is a [ __ ] tick tock video this is a that's a tick tock video at this point can i come in your house well hold on you could i'm a pretty normal guy i like jazz music i like scotch you know not what i'm drinking that's a green tea by the way why is this copyright i i got another copyright warning here why the beeps i i don't i don't understand that at all i really don't hey are you ready how are you are you ready you don't look ready i'm doing great can i scream why are you i don't i scream in your ears i'm literally just trying to help i'm gonna scream in your ears i put up with these [ __ ] people i swear to god just raven at me i'll get a big back and then i get 10 pieces see that's it two mcdoubles two mcchickens so you have zip three two chickens ten piece nugget and two mixed chickens that's uh that's for forty nine dollars the ten piece is for the party why are you i don't know why if you're eating with more than one person the ten pieces to be shared with whoever else is there true look i don't i don't i don't care i don't i don't i don't i don't care about that for jakartan here thank it goes the other way it goes the other way the card reader it goes the other way take this probably take this from me right now take it from me you have a chip on it right you have a chip take it from me dude i don't want to [ __ ] hold it anymore take it from me take this thing out of my [ __ ] hands before i freak out how many stores have you been to in your whole life that you don't know the chip goes holy [ __ ] die you [ __ ] god [Music] hi my name is archo let me introduce you to all my friends [Music] diamonds are forever lol unfortunately have to diagnose you with cringe i only know how to make risotto it's a me a mario let me take a sip of my apple cider oh that's good stuff ever since i was on my own i uh started to cook for myself oh no bowser this bones are literally everywhere i feel so bad for this dude right now it's twerking time sit the [ __ ] down bowser they got kicked out of chef school i didn't [Music] where am i what's going on here that you have a choice to make and it's time for you to make it oh my god am i a good spider-man everyone knows on spider-man now will you be able to succeed a breathing descented candle oh by the way peter the room is about to fill with gas oh here we go i want to go home not to be confused with the real movie potion don't mind if i do that hurts a little this supposed to feel like that i don't know where i where who gave it to me [Music] don't mind if i do [Music] but you know it's not a gotcha drugs and alcohol hi everyone i'm peter parker ake squadron no andre everyone knows i'm spider-man now we're gonna have to go underground we're gonna hide for a little while you know you have the power to fix all this where are you oh these are heavy [Music] sorry i kept you all waiting made some adjustments to my suit i feel like it's a little more appropriate it's time to fight some crime let's go god damn it final remix go go [Music] [Music] i love the rhythm heaven ones they're so funny [Music] each one of these scenes takes like six hours to make by the way if you were curious [Music] half-life 2 again [Applause] [Music] jesus [Applause] [Applause] so [Music] [Music] [Applause] should have been more careful no no no i'm [ __ ] crying oh god [Applause] he's a fan you wanna see some real magic [Music] what's going on [Music] what the [ __ ] is that [Applause] that's some of my [ __ ] i've been doing [Music] [Music] i'm all right we okay okay all right we're gonna do one more uh i think it's time to close this out five hours of this one more we got part two don't worry we got part two coming we're currently at uh video number 131 we've watched 131 videos today so um i will keep that where it is oh we're gonna watch one more i'm just my whole body hurts there's been too many emotions over the last five hours uh we are going to play the last one though i've been told please play the last one so here is the final one of the night we will be back but we'll talk and we'll talk in like two minutes so here it is uh this is the last one of the night thanks for watching everybody if you're going to leave then see you uh see you soon i uh i am at my pretty much limit of laughing and uh the smile lines i'm developing on my face are huge so i definitely have to go take a bath uh this is the last one hello everybody uh i'm gonna introduce i'm not even winded right here my name is germo uh i'm going to start doing game like commentaries 750 people have reported this video thousand subscriber extraordinaires is german here for the 4 000 subscribers 15 000 subscribers what a messy [ __ ] room holy [ __ ] that was a mess hi everybody my name is this is my video oh by the way let me make this really clear i'm still alive okay let's just make that very clear i'm still alive hello ladies and gentlemen welcome to episode 1. absolutely are you done here with smite sunday [Music] oh [ __ ] the giant enemy spider [Music] is [Music] welcome ladies and gentlemen to the first ever they are on tv i'm sorry that's right it's super mario so it's going to be the chicken and someone's coming from the ring somebody just splashed off of the titans this whole thing no no no no no no no no no no no no don't do it don't do it the real winner of the first ever gerba rumble live action is the disco type [Music] champagne [Music] [Music] oh my god wow and look at that screen [Music] and the winner is [Music] damn tricked you it's egypt and we're both vlog pyros uh that was really nice um uh we got way more to see by the way that was just part one part two will be pretty soon not i want to get through sorcery part two so we'll do that first maybe uh next weekend hey save the date next weekend maybe saturday maybe sunday who knows uh that was amazing i know i i'm a broken record but we haven't even gone through half the videos yet there's still so much more [ __ ] awesome hilarious [ __ ] to watch and god damn you guys knock it out of the park every single time every single time i honestly can't believe it every time we do this it gets better the videos are funnier how uh i would watch more i really would but i i'm i'm at that limit of insanity right uh to all the people that made a video anybody that submitted it thank you all you hear now the 30 000 plus people that were here almost the whole night um that was a ton of fun it always is again blown away by the creativity and just what you guys can come up with with me just being a [ __ ] random [ __ ] in front of a green screen i i don't know what to say that was [ __ ] hilarious we will return to do more of this next weekend god that was funny i can't even tell you what my favorite i have no favorites that would be impossible but i'm blessed to have a community that's this talented and this funny i really don't i don't think there's anything like this i really don't anywhere else and i mean that i really do thanks for all your submissions they've been phenomenal uh let's let's do it again the next time i will be live will be that is a great question next couple days maybe thanks to the huge by the way huge thanks to the mods and community leaders damn they vetted all these videos they had to watch all these i didn't see any of these right so can we get a clap for the mods and community leaders please because they went through the last week plus of watching these and getting some uh getting them in the playlist and everything so i'll see you in a couple days two or three days keep an eye on the sus maybe on not sure maybe tuesday wednesday we'll see but blown away again just completely mind blown that was so much fun it always is and thanks for watching thanks for sticking around all the subs that came in thank you lazy purple came in for a raid thanks for the raid lazy purple it's a good dude go folly uh go follow lazy purple please it's been around for a long time almost as long as i have but yeah did i keep thinking about the five hour vaude it's killing me uh let's send you guys somewhere though i haven't raided anybody in a long time who's streaming right now who could we go to uh we could go to hey let's go to vinnie vinnie's playing half-life we literally watched like 10 half-life videos let's go raid vinnie say hi to vinnie vinnie was in like three of those video videos too so that's funny i'll see you guys in a few days thanks again much love to you obviously we'll see you soon my whole body hurts i'm going to take a bath and relax for a day or two we'll be back with more sorcery car a part two maybe yeah maybe some more multiverses you might see that too that's a possibility take care of yourselves good night thanks for sticking around have a wonderful rest of your evening goodbye call your mother see you soon uh i want to say also real quick the vaude is probably absolutely destroyed i would be surprised if you could even watch it so in the event that it's absolutely just decimated i might have to just delete it it depends so be aware of that it's a half it's probably muted uh if you weren't here i'm really sorry but uh dmca copyright that's whoever [ __ ] we just moved to vinnie's channel all right goodbye

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Published: Mon Jul 25 2022