Jerma Streams - Watching 80's, 90's and 00's Commercials

foreign [Music] take me 15 minutes to write a tweet I want to make sure that my drink was chilled cool cold I didn't have any ice put it into the freezer I was told don't do that because your drink will explode and I was just like what this had this they're just baiting me for something weird right like what do you mean dude don't put your drink in the freezer for five minutes it's gonna explode it what and then I was told well it's before the can or you know something that has you know compressed air don't do that right of course but this is just me putting a cup in the freezer for like five minutes to chill it out it is true it's true well don't even be careful then I didn't know that I mean I know about if you feel like a can of soda you don't want to really do that good night germa you're going to bed oh good night see you later you go to bed we're about to watch television commercials from 1980 to 2000. you're going to bed all right probably got something to do whatever you doing have a good night it's five in the morning right now I don't where could you be right now where it's 5 A.M we're like Hawaii is Hawaii like how far back is Hawaii from right now Asia would it be is it no it'd be earlier it'd be like wouldn't it be like one or two two o'clock in the morning time is it in Hawaii right now right now 5 a.m in Australia okay this always confuses me isn't Australia is ahead of the United States right it it it's technically it's like 14 or 15 hours ahead not behind so it's is it right now is it the seventh it's the seventh in Australia and New Zealand depends on your perspective it's 5 a.m in Iceland yes okay so this is what's your perspective so what point you don't go backwards to go forwards right well I guess you kind of do what time is it right now in Asia like Japan China like what time is it right now and is it it's the sixth right because it's still the sixth is it the fifth in Asia no it's six a.m in Korea is there anywhere on Earth this is actually pretty interesting thing to talk about is there a place is there more than a few places on Earth where it's over the course of three days like is there a time period where it's the fifth in this place the sixth in this place and the seventh in this place that is that there's no magic kind of hour where that happens sorry that fucking hurts are you high I no I what are you talking about I'm sorry I looked over I look I'm just like kind of getting here I'm getting ready for the day getting ready for the stream and I'm talking about this and I look over at the mod chat and I've never seen this before so they're just kind of like what is he talking about what I saw VR Josh wrote like at least eight or nine has I've never seen that over here that's never happened it was like this is no Dr Clay what the fuck are you talking about no one is three days ahead no no no let me listen what I mean by that is is there just let me explain for one second before it freaks out so right now okay four hours ago five hours ago when it was 11 59 p.m in China it is technically the fifth over there it is then about six or seven a.m here which is the sixth and Australia it's the seventh right at 11 59 PM in China is I'm asking is there a period where they it's like the the time zones go over a few days he's dumb no what the fuck you idiot Australia the 24-hour cycle 24 hours I know but I'm saying in the in there our beer dude there aren't two sons laughs no that's not what I'm saying I need to like write this down because I feel like you're all wrong I feel like you're all wrong if I take a plane and travel the world the entire globe and beat the time zones is it still the day it was for me on the plane precisely exactly okay everybody shut up we're watching commercials today what are you saying you're exploding a glitch I need to like write this down 11 59 PM in China is 7 A.M in the United States which is the next day in Australia somebody help me here oh it's excuse me thank you scientists that came in and fixed this for the two hours between 10 and 11 59 UTC each day three different days are observed at the same time in different places for example at UTC time Thursday 10 15 it is Wednesday 23 15 in American Samoa UTC -11 and Friday zero zero colon 15 in kiriti mati which is UTC plus 14 for the first hour UTC 10 o'clock 2-10 colon 59 this is true for both inhabited and uninhabited territories but during the second hour UTC 11 colon 00-1159 it is only true in an uninhabited Maritime time zone 12 hours behind UTC gc-12 so there you go you just got absolutely decimated I win I win I win I win I win I'm tell I was right there was a scientist came in no one cares I do dude be funny what yeah somebody got it right dude that's a prank no it's over there are three observed days in one day in one small period explain what you just read without reading it okay so there are boats and I I know is I'm right because I'm right all I know is that I'm right I have my reasoning when it's 12 when it's 11 59 PM in China it is therefore colon 11-00 UTC 4 AM you got it right here somebody has it has an image look at this look at this shit look at this shit you ready for this oh you guys are in trouble now the overlapping time zones Here Comes hold on let me get this on screen oops okay here we go so here it is check this out I want I would like all the people that just unsubscribed and unfollowed because this guy is such a moron there's no way he he can't even tie his shoes every day I want you to look at this what are the filters on this take a look oh excuse me oh excuse me what happened what's this oh is this the overlapping time zones where that shows you where the wig we have three we observe three different days interesting interesting explain that this is the middle of the ocean next to Alaska there are three observable days 13. explain what a time zone is time is a is a no it's not what address the Eminem please it's the last image that was saved here and I just clicked it I thought I watched a video on this yeah everyone's calling me crazy this is a it's actually this there's more than two observable days and like for an hour a day at a very specific time period which is very much explained in this graph which if you can't understand what this means I mean I do so on the left side of the line it could be 1201 am on January 3rd it would be January 2nd on most of the Earth but the right side of the line would still be about 1101 PM January 1st get ready to watch commercials bro just watch the commercials there's so many people here that got like popcorn and drink like they're sitting around like a bunch of people waiting and she's like I don't wanna I don't want to do this uh belly belt that is unbelievably funny I'm gonna have to steal this I'm Tom Scott and I'm currently standing in the middle of the ocean during three simultaneous days behind me is it a big boat and that that title Tom Scott that's a great video idea the title of that video is this video is over like something about three days you know what I mean like it is three days long in this video something right like this video it is three days on this vid I don't know he's so much smarter than I am he'll be able to do it he would have to bang our title for that too that you know would be super informative he would break everything down like incredibly well it would be so detailed I would understand it so easily this video took three days to film yeah perfect wow cool all right you guys ready we're gonna watch commercials we're gonna watch infomercials we've done this before and uh it was confirmed that everybody told me that this was one of the best things I've ever done which is oh like all right like whatever hey what's what's the what's your hey community what's the your favorite thing I have ever done ever in the last 12 years the time that you watched infomercials on stream um so I mean I have to give the people what they want sometimes right so here it is uh these are there's a collection and I didn't know this but I mean look at the title of this this is volume number 956 there's a lot of these so got some content for a little while I think what are you saying you wish my wife a Merry Christmas have a Merry Christmas uh all right just click click play no I'm not ready I need to explain what's happening today did dude did you pirate Eldon ring what what are you talking about no I've I've bought it for the day one I like about two days what do you mean prove it I played it on Steam now there's no wall penis I would show you okay so here we go this is uh 80s commercials we're gonna break these down I'm gonna be frequently pausing those of you that are just going to be pissed off at my pausing and we're going to begin look we had to spend it we had to people trickle in to hang out all right one more image and we'll go one more image this is pretty good too we're gonna wait for this people everyone's like favorite stream ever imagine if we did install for like 15 minutes this is a good one though oh shit what have I done no I'm good where is it there it is green Eminem live here Sun up Otto live here sun down live here at midnight vote the Earth some of you guys got really into that and I'm telling you I was correct Otto live here all right you guys ready it's time to watch some commercials some of these are actually uh Christmas related so I mean there's a lot of ads happen on Christmas time and let's see I don't know what's what these are I have no idea I know as much as you do but I do I'm gonna remember some of these I think maybe not the 80s ones but the 90s ones finally time that person out for one second ready here we go make sure you can hear it we'll do it it's add it's it's just add roulette [Music] Mr T and Emmanuel Lewis in a Christmas dream sponsored in part by all your friends at the Mattel toy company okay each sold separately [Music] oh his damage [Music] figures each Soul separately from the Masters of the Universe collection beats man figures damage [Music] right here what's good the soup I don't eat much soup anymore it's good for you his dad says Campbell's vegetable beef soup's a real good source of vitamin A that's important and another thing what it tastes good ma'am I'll have a bowl of that Campbell's soup please wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute are they eating Campbell's soup at a diner why is the diner serving Campbell's Soup so what you go they go into the restaurant and they order oh I'll have the soup please and it's just they they dumped it into the into a big container hold on good boy gosh good for you lunch oh by the way lunch of Champions this is on the news this is all over the news it's literally all over the news that actually kind of looks gross doesn't that kind of look like shit that's not like a good photo but but wait wait wait wait wait it says Campbell's vegetable beef soup's a real good source of vitamin A that's important okay another thing what it tastes good right ma'am I'll have a bowl of that Campbell soup please look at all the cans isn't the whole point of going to a restaurant that you wouldn't be served Campbell's out of a can dumped into a container and heated up I'm very confused by this one this is just a kitchen cabinet and look don't let me I'm going to be very very clear about this Campbell soup is great Campbell soup chicken noodle tomato I I grew up on this I love this stuff but this is weird this is very strange to say like oh yeah we're at the diner oh don't you know by the way I'd like some random like Sheriff oh yeah don't you know it's got vitamin A in it it's like why I don't who why are we talking right now why are you telling me about this kid eat carefully carefully [Music] that was a very that was weird here it comes Diet Coke with 100 nukes of sweet but taste that's one of a kind wait this [Music] oh do you remember when America went to the Moon that was a lot on that one hold on the thing about soda commercials that I think is just so strange and I know chip commercials do stuff like this too but it's like who cares about any of this right just it's just a shrink the soda it's good like you ever see the like the this is a completely different tangent but you see like the chip commercials where they have the it's like oh here's a here's like a a potato chip commercial and it's always a couple of celebrities and they're just so they're way too obsessed with these bags they're way too obsessed with this shit they hold they hold it vertically they hold the bags vertically at the bottom like this they like they cup it like this and it stands straight up the bag always looks like it's made out of glass it's this weird tube it's like look at these celebrities they eat chips so who fucking cares so do I who cares that celebrities eat chips doesn't who cares I do too you do it's not like a thing that we have to I don't get it it's the same kind of world with soda commercials people are like partying everyone's dead everyone's having such a good time look at where look we went to space that time it's like just just drink the drink this is his lady taking a take what was that chicken guy what was she doing was that like a waterfall picking like a waterfall shower what was that what does this have to do with drinking soda [Music] you know what would be a much better commercial and I'm serious get me on the marketing team just do what everybody does this just have a kind of a guy to have a guy girl no matter sitting down on a couch it's just kind of darken the room and have just go like this this would be more realistic that would actually be a terrible commercial maybe just like ah like the side air burp that everybody does the bad thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing if you haven't seen anyone on TV by just sliding off the front of the sofa with potato chip crumbs on their face some people have a little too much fun on television the soda commercial people where do they summon this enthusiasm have you seen them we have soda we have things flying through the air it's a can of soda have you ever been standing there and you're watching TV and you're drinking the exact product that they're advertising right there on TV and it's like you know they're spiking volleyballs jet skiing girls in bikinis and I'm standing there maybe he's right well you can't have the same take [Music] I actually do like the is that the American flag [Music] dude people slammed sodas in commercials too by the way have you ever noticed that people go like slam slam slam slam and you're telling me there's not gonna be a weird gross side burp after that it's they're full of shit introducing the world of Rainbow Bright Starlight and lucky it's so separately happy [Music] with my purple stuff [Music] why is Qbert in this yeah who's the weird Qbert guy Starlight rainbow Bryson murky or eat so separately the world of Rainbow Brite is New by Mattel hi everybody come meet my special Disney friends now only at Harvey's when you buy it why would you have a herb hamburger under the tree stuff toy for only 1.99 now only this is a weird present and the bun the hamburger looks upside down but right side up at the same time well I wouldn't put my food on the ground can you imagine waking up on Christmas morning it's like all right what do we got under the let's see what's happening everyone's so exciting and it's like a Burger King or like the hearties or whatever just on the ground in front of the tree I can understand a bag right there's a bag of Hardee's or a bag of Burger King but it on the ground I don't know about that Hardee's when you buy any sandwich fries and Coca-Cola by the way I've never had hearties before not once Donald or Uncle scoot stuffed koi for only 1.99 collect all five a great gift value for kids that's why I know it's not I have never eaten parties or Carl's Jr ever in my entire life I'm Jane Pauley tomorrow on Today part one of a five-part interview with Burke Reynolds also Kyle McLaughlin the young star of Dune join us tomorrow Sunday I've never had it they just look huge everything looks gigantic in Hardee's commercials go ahead and eat your soup while it's nice and hot it's your favorite camel's tomato you eat all that soup and maybe you'll be okay when you're wet and cold and hungry very few things all right this is I I like this one this one's more realistic but it's funny because the kid didn't get a single bit in his mouth you know you eat all that soup and maybe you'll be okay when you're like he took he picked it up a little too fast and it all dumped him he just oh shit there's nothing there wet and cold and hungry very few things are more satisfying than a hobby that looks actually can't lose tomato soup do you still love me anymore [Music] do you still love me anymore [Music] that was strange [Music] they're more satisfying everybody said she didn't say yes I have an amazing bowl of Campbell's tomato soup do you still love me anymore [Music] God damn it [Music] moms okay [Music] are they making it in their house I was in the same house they made it in the house [Music] you know what's awesome about these uh ad compilation videos Hal Linden in the U.S Naval Academy choir for Christmas in Washington next if you're looking at video cassette recorders and you're confused by all your choices true look at the most important feature of all the picture and Sony beta Max records a sharper picture than VHS throughout the country more people said the picture was sharper with Sony betamax than VHS so why doesn't anyone else talk sharper pictures because no one else can betamax a sharper picture what foreign what happened with betamax betamax was supposed to be better than VHS and it just people just didn't care the guy in the commercial even says it he's like how come more people aren't talking about betamax because we're better than them in tests throughout the country more people said the picture was sharper with Sony betamax than VHS so why doesn't anyone else thought sharper picture because no one else can betamax it was too expensive agreement at 11. betamax was better but it was was not as cheap interesting [Music] you're like a get in class [Music] what the fuck are you kids doing in the hallway [Music] get off the desk food's not even can you not eat in school wait is it it's probably oh this is after school [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] I would do that but this one this one hits pretty pretty real for me foreign like dad's out there with the big mower and he's just like Dad what are you doing up there he's so excited to cut the grass up no what no that's a tractor but still he's just I guess you're just kind of vibing out but why is the guys attractive Cuban agreement I love him here we are this is we're at school school school [Music] [Music] we're on our way to school we're studying in school kids studying in school oh it's like after school guy in a tractor why is this guy here school dance school in school after school we're coming out of school this isn't a school where's the guy in the tractor and ready to take on me how do they get McDonald's at school I don't know strike [Music] demons Snake Mountain with Echo microphone new from the Masters of the Universe this is one of those products that the parent that buys it doesn't read the books doesn't see the commercial and realizes that it makes that kind of sound and then they go well this sucks because now I'm gonna have to listen to this and then they just take the batteries out overnight one night and then tell the kid oh it's broken and then the kid goes what oh and then they just do it normally and they don't need the extra added Echo question action figures eat so separately from Mattel bottom Mattel [Music] or more food dancing [Music] foreign milk straight down [Music] [Music] I mean that was awesome hold on come on what is everybody just chugging milk [Music] where are they the questions I have with commercials like this are where are they this is UN like Burger King McDonald's a restaurant is everybody's just drinking I guess I guess okay they're kids what is the local soda milk shop that's what they're going for because this guy you know he's like he's like John Travolta in Greece these two kids these two kids are hitting their heads Barbie bubbling Spa comes with everything you see here are we bubbling Pizza has kept this great offer a Care Bear sticker book for only 49 cents with any pizza here nice they're two books caring and sharing and playing wait ing here but remember Care Bears are only mixed with thank you the Care Bear sticker books oh wait a minute that was actually a pretty good reveal characters the kid's like look I see them look I see him he's like no come on kid give me a break the mom sees him like Care Bears it was a great ad that was a great ad they did a great job that was very I mean that was very clean it was right to the point it was a fun little plot twist good acting that's a good one I'm gonna give him an A minus only at Pizza Hut Disney On The A Team who's got the guts to grab Mr T's goal and chain him to murder next don't miss Brooke Shield Shirley Jones Olympic star Mary Lou Retton Heisman winner Doug Flutie special Bob Hope's Christmas special them it's a spectacular star-build national celebration Christmas in Washington oh my God [Music] thank you okay the following program is an MVC special presentation okay we're getting so many intros and outro Bob Hope presents ho ho hoax jolly Christmas hour starry Brooke Shields Mary Lou Retton uh Bob Hope here telling you to make sure you drink as much milk as you can not the one percent stuff not the two percent stuff of course folks are talking about the full family 1985 Rose Queen Andrew special guest Shirley Jones brought to you in part by Texaco you can trust your car to the products with a star so thank you guys always look for the sign of the Texaco star and by Seiko and your authorized Seiko dealer this Flack is the sign you can trust when you want the best of Seiko Big Oil tonight is the premiere of one of the new technical system 2000 stations already in many cities a bold new look with computerized pumps and more of them so you can wait on yourself why is Bob Hope presenting uh Texaco like it's a new Museum that he's cutting the tape to be able to go like the grand opening of a museum get in faster this dealer this plaque is the sign you can trust when you want the best of Seiko tonight is the premiere of one of the new technical [Music] the logo's already here well what's the why are we revealing this easy it's already on the sign tonight is the premiere of one of the new technical system 2000 stations already in many cities good morning so you can wait on yourself and get in and out faster system 2000 so convenient it's already the most popular station in Mexico history Texaco system 2000 serving you through the year 2000 and Beyond regular or super unleader that's the first thing you ask when the aliens land regular or unleaded you should have screamed due to the year 2000 and Beyond I don't think that's the reaction you have I mean if you screamed it would have been so funny foreign I think that would have been so funny or or super unleaded can you imagine if he was like regular or super on London yeah they sucked him up and took off and then at the at the Christmas special that he's at right now he's not there and he shows up like 30 minutes late with the aliens and they come onto the set they got like costumes alien costumes they're wearing Texaco gear like wow even the aliens use it but they've really missed an opportunity here [Applause] Michael capture the golden golden Europe for women Texaco system two thousand regulars you through the year 2000 and Beyond [Music] regular or super unleader [Applause] they didn't even yell it captures a golden ear he would need to scream this he's taught he's not they can't hear him wait but they somebody said it's flashing empty oh they need gas regular stopped in the galaxy to pick up a little bit of fuel history oh that's awesome on gas yeah regular or super unleader [Applause] oh my God that's Graco captures a golden era for women but Channel looks because the sign was so big a rich rich weaving of opulent texture an interlocking of Elegance and style the Rolex at Seiko great technology inspires great design Seiko setting the standard for the world for the future something about old commercials with the voiceover guy that had almost the Bia voice they always talked like this it was this it was like the superm the Seiko watch will finally go it was so low that it was almost unbelievable how low this person is talking in these old commercials technology inspires great design inspire a risk break I don't think humans can make this I don't think humans can do this anymore Seiko setting the standard for the world for the future I can't do it [Music] now Seiko gives you the moon all the same guy on the world's first analog quartz chronograph at Taylor's gray with dashes of gold tone Oh man's modern classic up to an elegant dress Circle Seiko adds a date window and creates a bold alarm chronograph to sport everywhere at Seiko great technology inspires great design Seiko setting the standard for the world for the future it was probably a good watch I mean I don't know I don't know foreign that's a lot of fire near that tree we at Ocean Spray are indeed proud to be a part of your holidays again this year may they be the warmest ever what lots of motor oils talk protection and mileage I want proof proof New York taxis drove over a quarter million punishing miles with no oil related failures that's Haviland Supreme protection not bad but after a million miles of state trooper driving no oil related failures that's heavilin Supreme protection no kidding proof in fuel economy tests it delivered improved miles Supreme they've got the proof Monday it's an all-new Little House movies will the holidays bring tragedy when Laura's baby is kidnapped why did you leave her bless all of your children Monday Burt Reynolds also Kyle McLaughlin the young star of Dune join us tomorrow on Tuesday's really annoyed there yeah he got proven wrong when your car knocks driving uphill does everybody pass you everybody's passing I'm well aware of that back Tunis well it's only a comment welcher and I took no to the comment in Eunice Drive texaco's higher octane that gave powerful turbos even more power against regular unleaded Texas let it boosted acceleration almost 12 percent it's the same went to high school together thank God you're right I thought Werner was dead Texaco super unleaded Superstar power for more car Power hi Bob do it yourself hope here and after the aliens I'm a completely different man um I I was going to say something about this oh right yeah yeah okay so here's the interesting thing about this it doesn't matter how much gas is in your car or what kind of gas is in your car if you press like a quarter of a pound of pressure on your on your gas pedal you're going to go three miles per hour you could have zero gas in your tank I mean like a sneeze of it just enough to get into the intake right and floor it and you'd go [Music] and you I mean you'd go fucking 100 miles you'd go fast and then you'd stall out eventually but that's really bad for the engine well you're right I thought Werner I'm not saying to do that I'm just saying this doesn't make any sense he's not even pressing the gas Texaco super unleaded is it implied that he's flooring it and his oh our gas is do proof there's no proof star power for more car Power hi Bob do it yourself hope here for Haviland Supreme motor oil texaco's formula with its nine additive gives proven engine protection against wear rust and corrosion and haviland's friction fighter reduces engine friction to help save gasoline in your car next time you change oil get the motor oil it gives you proven engine protection all right and check this out let me blows a fireball help save gasoline Haviland Supreme [Applause] car stay tuned for more of Bob Hope's jolly Christmas hour right after this station break Disney on the 18 who's got the guts to grab Mr T's gold and chain him to Murdoch by taking downtown Tokyo away from Godzilla and I Riptide Murray the powerful Murray the ruthless Murray the media star I think we created a monster and on Remington Steele one of these masterful mystery Riders has murder in mind for Laura and Steele Tuesday what's happened when a neighborhood starts to die it seems there's nothing anyone can do it a wheelchair and steel two triple Mysteries murder in mind for Laura and Steele hi when a neighborhood starts to die whatever anyone can do to save it but that's not true with enough caring a neighborhood can live Citibank knows it and Citibank knows it takes a lot of people and a lot of hard work for over 15 years we've helped restore communities we provide more money for more housing than any other bank in New York we have a commitment to this city after all it's our city too [Music] Metro North drills for disaster story 11. oh we're back to Bob Hope Oh holiday Christmas hour no no we're not Bob he's a pro I can't beat him I fixed the race he's driving on regular on letter but you've got Texaco super unleaded but I wow oh and an identical turbo car it can boost power these people these people are not in a race are they what is Bob doing here even against him [Music] it is it does look like Trump [Music] he's a pro I can't I can't do it that's Donald Trump right there is that's that's Donald Trump this if you okay if you said germa I'll give you a million dollars if you tell me who this person is I'll give you a million dollars in cash in a butt and like a handful of briefcases who is this guy on on camera right now that is Donald Trump and I would bet my life on it yeah I fixed the race hey he's driving on regular unleaded feel I have super unleaded by the way aliens super cool they're super funny they're super sweet I learned a lot from them right everyone Leonard but you've got Texaco super unleaded you know what's crazy all the weird commercials Donald Trump used to do I would not be surprised if that if he that he was here just doing that even against a pro in an identical turbo car it can boost power improving acceleration of steep raids almost 12 percent I won I won well you need more octane Superstar power gives you more car Power next time you get the Texaco super how does he have one of these in his trunk this this is not a gas station this is implied that he carries this around with him he just has a gas pump this this is not at a station my one I won and then he goes blow us another Fireball it's this thing he does in these behind the new Texaco star there's a new Texaco LaSalle Seiko superb design responding to the challenge of the highest quartz technology LaSalle Seiko thinness at times almost two-dimensional four that reaches for Perfection and now LaSalle Seiko goals in a preeminent 14 karat timepiece of this decade LaSalle Seiko among the world's great possessions I'm not a watch guy I feel like I'd be super aware of it all the time like it would it would you know if I'm wearing a long sleeve out pops out and yeah I don't know I feel like I'd be so aware of it oh yeah that's that I have that on and let me show it to you I mean I'm not against you know this is what go away against jewelry or are you against accessories no no not necessarily but like you know if you have like a regular watch just like oh this thing is a watch it tells time or something right I don't know I feel like I would be always Under Pressure to show people that I'm wearing one of these watches if it's on it's almost like you're wearing it and it's this big bold beautiful how much does it cost it's expensive and it's beautiful and oh it's it's class right I feel like you don't I don't know I feel like you would be constantly going and then the cashier at the grocery store is just like okay that that'll be um that'll be forty nine dollars right like you know what I mean I feel like I'll be constantly under pressure I don't want to be like I don't want to be under pressure [Music] you eat smoke for 12 hours what so hot you feel like you're working inside a furnace yeah you get a headache oh okay something strong Anderson 23 more medicine I thought he was telling us like this is a crazy fact that you need to know what a wild fact you like eat smoke all day that's what I thought it was inside a furnace LaSalle Seiko you eat smoke for 12 hours so hot you feel like you're working inside a furnace yeah you get a headache you want something strong Anderson Anderson 23 more medicine than regular pain relievers Andersons I thought that was a Snickers bar stops pain fast headaches gone and no stomach upset it really takes the heat off Anderson more medicine take a close look at a new small car from today oh yeah I'm gonna give that commercial in a minus this is an A minus because it was super to the point it says hey headaches suck and you know if you know if I'm working and I got a headache I got something I need something this is an A minus for me headaches gone and no stomach upset that really takes the heat off Bob Hope take a close look at a new small car that's not Bob if it was Bob Hope he would have been saying something along the lines of this yeah and the thing about it is headaches are really really tough but you know it's not a headache and he steps out of the way and there's a Texaco gas pump behind him fill it up with super unleaded Texaco gas is cleaner it would step out of the way and it would not be a headache commercial anymore [Music] discover both sporty performance and everyday economy the performance comes from five-speed overhead cam drills that boast a test track time of 0 to 50 in 8.2 seconds oh timer unleaded fuel only not super unleaded fuel uh oh zero to 50 and 8.2 seconds spectrum's economy comes from the highest gas mileage of any sedan in America discover new Spectrum the sporty carve our everyday driving it's not how it works [Music] another one of these didn't we see this already [Music] we can also play a game if you guys want where we watch the first five seconds and if the product's not there we have to guess what the product will be I like that that's true that's fun too again that's a lot of candles we at Ocean Spray are indeed proud to be a part of your holidays again this year may they be the warmest ever we'll do that we'll do that on the next one a premier box where are the stars watch the premiere of another new Texaco shelter you want Stars Loretta look The Great Food Store let me blind this pilot for a few seconds [Music] behind the new Texaco star there's a new Texaco wait a minute Mexico's New South sir the UFO is coming it's right here he made it pact with the aliens behind the new tech did you see that Mexico's New South sir behind the new Texaco star there's a new Texas signaling to the aliens next it's a spectacular national celebration with Donnie and Marie Osmond give me a break Snell Carter host Hal Linden and the U.S Naval Academy Choir Christmas in Washington [Music] the music that moved the world's heart okay I if we were playing the game to pause after one second [Music] I would have said it was for cheese I would have said it was a cheese commercial but that's not what this is this is this is the music that moved the world's heart to song The Joy and warmth I was gonna go all in for a cheese commercial The Sound of Music starring Julie Andrews in her most captivating role the romance the Triumph winner of five Academy Awards The Sound of Music a holiday tree for the whole family next Sunday Bob Hope's Christmas hour has been brought to you I want to watch the testicle you can trust your car to the products with a star so as you drive always look for the sign of the Texaco star you bet your ass we're missing out on some Prime quality video content because you know for a fact this is going to be at least a dozen product tie-ins with Texaco on that special [Music] oh now stay tuned for Christmas in Washington it's a spectacular star-filled national celebration tomorrow night cash in all new bloopers and don't miss an all-new Little House movie sound of music is amazing classic pieces of media ever produced for Christmas special bless all the dear children tomorrow there's no penis on the wall I think that's it for this one [Music] this one we're gonna move on to the next one this was a good one that was quality what is on the wall there is currently nothing on the wall I promise I would show it if it was all right so that's that one pretty cool that was 80s commercials I'm so sorry I I gotta stop that I'm trying to make a point as to what people do to go back because everyone was like that joke was bad but like it wasn't it wasn't though all right so um this one do I want to do 80s okay let's play the game let's play the game of in spot in two seconds or three seconds do 90s 80s I mean I'll do I'm going to do this a lot the whole time do a 90s one all right let me get a 90s man all right we'll do a 90s one all right 90s this is uh 90s commercials volume 410. here we go oh we're gonna do it right this one's kind of cheating because this is where this is when I grew up this is like when I was younger so I'm gonna know a lot of these probably we'll see let's play it two seconds or three seconds three okay here we go what a show this program is brought to you by barks the one with bite it's gonna be Bark's root beer I think we already know that this is I'm gonna put I'm gonna put my bet on Bark's root beer incoming okay you got you 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know what company though but let's see it's a CD player [Music] okay I swear this is a real memory I hope I don't think I'm making this up but I feel like I actually did this these are the CD players that didn't skip because back in the day when you pat a CD player it was feeding you the music in very real time almost like a record player and if you moved and I'm talking even touched it it would go and Skip Skip Skip Skip Skip in your ears you couldn't touch it because it was reading it in real time they came out with this technology where it was no CD skipping and what I imagined it did is it like took the audio buffered it and then put it up to you right like about maybe like four or five seconds and I remember people it was such a huge jump in the music world that I remember people would take those and be like hey yeah look at this see put your head put the headphones in see you you're not skipping right not skipping right and like they break them because they were trying to prove a 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on America's classic kid in a classic comedy Dennis the Menace rated PG starts Friday June 25th like trying to kill him running where's the fun introducing the fun way to run wait hold on somebody said YouTuber thumbnail face rated classic excitement America's classic kid in a classic comedy you can take these you already take you could take at least three or four of these and they would be for different subjects like oh he's talking about something really like weird here in this one I mean you have to take out the fact that he just got uh flaving like whatever this is marshmallow the grenade throat at his head excitement it's his third eye opening holy shit shit dude the title of this video is Nintendo switch price drop 2023 and have hands holding the switch up America's classic kids Dennis the Menace oh rated PG starts Friday June 25th at a theater near you running where's the fun introducing the fun way to run jump and condition your body exciting you extra lopers from exercise the 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looking for him didn't you see Fatal Attraction you wouldn't let me Tom Hanks this is really fun Meg Ryan is this crazy Sleepless in Seattle think Cary Grant rated PG I'd like to play you something that I recorded literally yesterday those of you that have this is a great great segue so those of you that have been on the channel for a long time you know that whenever my I get a lot of food in my throat I get the Tom Hanks boys and let me tell you what I recorded is unbelievable I caught it super perfectly super good so the Tom Hanks the voice thing I'm talking about yeah when you when you if you eat and you get kind of food kind of stuck a little bit there like milk voice a little bit for some reason it makes me sound just like them so I recorded this this was literally last night when you really can shine as an actor and be a part of I was in Forrest Gump and I was you know I was I was Woody and Toy Story remember it's me Woody and you buzz are gonna get us in trouble with Andy [Music] there you go that lasted a very long time that lasted so long he said to me last night she's like yeah that was really good but what are you talking about Buzz you're gonna get us in trouble with Andy was yeah they don't Andy's not like they're like Dad they don't Andy doesn't even know they exist it was just filler filler Phil I had to get it quick it was quick quick I gotta get it quick quick quick although that's the point though I couldn't do that right now if I tried no you can't he's got a very distinct voice special sneak preview Saturday night you're 37th where's your asking kids how clear stick from Clearasil is working to prevent their pimples look at this face yeah it's just stuff that feels like it gets under your skin to help stop pimples before they stop clear a silk clear stick and clear stick sensitive before they stick it to you you gotta just use it I am the person who started the room what about the Kennedys and Marilyn Monroe it was me Rumor Has It VH1's new 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anybody that says that Tabasco is gross if you say the Tabasco is not your favorite if you say the Tabasco is something you don't choose I I don't prefer Tabasco but saying Tabasco is gross I don't trust you mods can we get a poll real quick is Tabasco gross and remember gross does not mean I don't really like it gross means like you taste it and you're like just regular just Tabasco the default Tabasco Tabasco on eggs is amazing yes it is it's also amazing on pizza is it gross if this is more than 10 to 20 then that's no way I want to do one more thing after this before we keep going 20 so far but gross why do you think it's gross enjoy your vinegar water don't ever have salad dressing ever again for the rest of your life all right all right close that poll 21 said it was gross I have a new poll I'd like to run because this is going to determine how I feel okay so remember is it gross is sriracha gross new poll yes or no is sriracha gross let's see I'm curious I want to see how this lines up okay this was the exact same it's actually almost identical do 20 of you just don't like you just hate hot sauce it's the exact same I think that 20 of you just don't like hot stuff so it's good all right I probably should have worded this better if you like hot sauce whatever I got when I wanted out of this I prefer Tabasco yeah I mean what I'm saying what I'm saying prefer Tabasco you know what I mean I'm not we're not doing no no new poll no new Pole I like Cholula yeah but a very important thing about Cholula see to meet chalula is good on different foods I prefer Cholula in a taco I prefer Cholula in you know with like avocado and not I I can't say which one's better because I prefer Cholula on very specific Foods right Tapatio is also great I've put in the same categories too little yeah they're not they're not exactly the same kind of sauce but I actually really don't like sriracha I don't I don't know I don't like it I don't think it's gross I just don't really like it 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you could do 60 or 120 or 160 or 90 right what was the difference you could have if it was it the size of the tape or something that it was 120 Max it was a lower resolution on 90. yeah it was the quality difference so weird hearing this now is just see this is so strange to see this three episodes and guess what back I know a lot of people might not be used to this it used to take sometimes two plus months for you to get something that you ordered like from one of these uh hotline numbers subjects would take months two three months which is crazy so cheers video cassette for 4.99 read that fine print you can call now for your first three episodes cheers video cassette for 4.95 call subscription subject to review sales tax added with subscription wait hold on men and women in uniform use your credit card and call future three episode videos sent every four to six weeks and our 1995. each wait a minute so it's five dollars plus shipping they give you three episodes and then every two months they send you three more episodes but now it's twenty dollars how many episodes are in cheers can somebody look this up really quick I guess I could right here how many episodes are in cheers the whole series there are hundreds of them there's like 200. there are 273 episodes of Cheers oh my God so hold on twenty dollars ever okay twenty dollars for three episodes so that's we need some we need some math here so you'd get 91 tapes it would cost two thousand dollars two thousand dollars for the whole thing and how long would it take for you to get it like over the course of like seven years it would take it would take years they probably wouldn't even be in circulation anymore by the time you got the last episode weirdly enough this is very weirdly enough by the time that you were on episode 200 or so DVDs I think have come out by now so you don't need this subscription anymore what were they thinking maybe they thought that VHS was just this is it it's vhs's that's it you would need an entire room for your cheers VHS collection yeah it would be almost 100 tapes and I think that would be kind of weird I feel like if I went over somebody's house and they had a wall just a huge bookcase with a hundred tapes on it and all of it was cheers you would walk into that room and go oh nice I got a bookshelf what do you got the Great Gatsby on there oh what up every single thing here is a cheers VHS tape every single thing on the Shelf everything all right I mean that's I wonder what these are worth now it's almost four thousand dollars today wow and you right now you could probably go watch cheers on a ton of different services and not have to spend like five grand you probably just go watch it right now even if you bought the whole thing from like iTunes it probably wouldn't cost you even close to what like a couple hundred bucks total maybe if you bought the every single episode on like iTunes but you don't understand you're saving on the first one 4.95 is a steal it would take 10 and a half years now for your first three episode cheers video cassette for 4.95 call now you're in Comedy Central [Music] out on the road this is the number to remember 1-800 collect America's least expensive way to call someone collect see everyone oh War thanks guys [Music] oh that's we need to talk about the first one that we just saw that's perfect okay yes I'm so happy right now forget everything everybody freeze don't move nobody move this is really important I don't want anyone to move freeze okay this I'm telling you right now it's impossible not to be not to enjoy this picture I genuinely don't think you could not enjoy the photo you're about to see you know what I'm saying do you see what I'm saying isn't you can't not enjoy this in some fashion even if you don't think it's funny like this is an enjoyable image to me that kind of this part is you you blurred blurred the price because what is that price what it's cheaper now by how much what I I can't see through that blur I wonder what percentage point is going down oh my God and yeah it's just question marks God the internet the internet is like so what a fucking insane place what a wild place this really is there's so much funny things to see so many crazy things to look at this is insane the internet's a cool place should be careful be careful make it the extreme thumbnail okay Grandpa should I do one too no there's no dick but this is me reacting to the video of the person reacting to the price cut okay here we go ready so that I'm watching a video was that good that was pretty good right go on to the switch screen no all right well I didn't we got to break down these last ones we just saw these are important these are very important I'm not gonna move this the last one was weird because it was just three it was what three ladies just chugging iced tea with it was it a contest I don't know all right but here's the next part right we have oh guys what is this a commercial for he's blowing his breath in this other guy's face is this for of gum mint you think it's gum what if it's like like it's like a like a steak and cheese or something or like a sandwich or something yeah I actually don't know I don't know if it's gonna be mints that this is a tricky one I actually really don't know what this could be it's probably for mints right there's no way they would do an ad where he blows like gross hamburger meat breath in this guy's face right I don't think so get away oh that's very nice it's like a petunia breath Savers with its cool minty core gives you the ultimate fresh breath breath Savers it's not gonna be Amber you're asking kids how clear stick from clearasils working to prevent their pimples look at this face yeah yeah so clear stick and clear sticks those things were intense before they stick it to you you gotta just use it do you find that life just takes your breath away well you better get on track that get on track with NordicTrack the world's best 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NordicTrack nobody looks cool doing any of this though just exercise however you want that probably would do all right summer Guess Who's Coming to Dinner [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] PG-13 sneak preview Sunday June 20th maybe for Showtime [Music] that's a good trailer for the movie because like that's oh whatever this Father's Day give him the Revolutionary Gillette sensor the best of dad can get here it is now the active ingredient has a higher concentration of what keeps you drier Secrets still ph balanced it just works harder hangs in there like you strong enough for man now keeps a woman even drier Jimi Hendrix [Applause] [Music] from time like music it's the whole history of watching One collection dominated [Music] [Music] so call now to get 21 classic rock hits from 1968 on your choice of compact disc or cassette for the special price of 9.99 here's how to order hey to order call 1-800-258-9800 that's that's cool that'd be awesome back before you know I'm just gonna go 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Hallmark Hallmark ornaments aren't ordinary decorations their special little presents for your family your friends keep things that bring back more memories of wonderful people and wonderful times you'll find them only at Hallmark where there's more to Christmas than ever before tonight CBS that's Christmas discover the meaning of the season with The Ultimate Christmas movie join George C Scott and the equalizers Edward Woodward as holiday Spirits teach a miserly scrooge a lesson of the heart Carol tonight all right and the Restless will continue oh that's what they record Brothers one woman in a cross-country race to save a town in trouble we got a lady on board and she is in labor John Schneider and Tom wolfat Christmas Comes to whittle Creek Friday Royal hemner Juniors award-winning inspired the family Series in a cross-country race to save a town in trouble but to save a town in trouble they're driving towards the people we got a lady on board and she is in labor John why are you driving towards a picnic then why are you not going to the hospital Schneider and Tom wolfat Christmas Comes to Widow Creek Friday Earl Hamner Jr's award one other thing I know pause Andy another thing that's important to remember though is a lot of these time slots were like seven seconds long how do you put a movie trailer in like four and a half seconds you can't winning Christmas classic that inspired the Family series The Walters Patricia Neal Richard Thomas the homecoming A Christmas Story Saturday this is CBS oh hi just keeping up with the Christmas rush here at the 50 off store now it's that time of year again when everybody's trying to buy nice and save big on fine clothing for the family gift items and toys and it's 50 odd store they're saving 50 off everything in the store every day well you know how we do that we Mark each item with the price you'd pay in other stores and when you check out we totally purchase using those prices then with the push of a button we cut that total right in half even Santa loves the savings and you will too the 50 off store where your money buys twice as much for Christmas what are they talking about kdbc TV channel 4 El Paso I want to see that again wait the the what do you mean that doesn't make anything the homecoming A Christmas Story Saturday at checkout they just go okay it's everything's 50 off this is CBS oh hi just keeping up with the Christmas rush here at the 50 off store now it's that time of year again when everybody's trying to buy nice and save big on fine clothing for of the family gift items and toys and it's 50 off store they're saving 50 off everything in the store every day well you know how we do that we Mark each item with the price you'd pay in other stores and when you check out we total your purchase using those prices then with the push of a button we cut that total right in half guys but they say the price you would pay in other stores doesn't that mean that they're not marking it up even Santa loves the savings and you will too the 50 off store where your money buys twice as much for Christmas this is ridiculous this is ridiculous kdbc TV channel 4 El Paso that's crazy I was I don't know what to say 50 your dreams of instant wealth may come true at American Family next month 10 million dollars all yours find out on American families get rich night January 27th watch TV for your numbers when I announce the winning numbers for not just one but seven big prizes you get seven chances to win big so be sure to enter America's only sweepstakes with my picture it could make you super rich 10 million dollars rich don't miss out enter today Butterball made Thanksgiving delicious so for the holidays enjoy another deep pasted Butterball turkey every slice is Juicy it's very juicy it's a butterball fresh or frozen it's been the perfect holiday recipe for over 30 years oh this holiday oh no save an arm and a leg with Pam I am no stick cooking spray makes baking a whole lot easier pan because how you cook is as important as what you cook hmm what's this bunny slippers of all the last minute gifts you can buy one's appreciated more than all the rest wow McDonald's gift certificates [Music] McDonald's it's not at all actually get no it's not I mean I get a gift gift certificate gift card to McDonald's for Christmas is like that's that's cool that's all right but like I mean this Lover's been kind of cool they were cool they're coupons Jeremy you're the McDonald's guy yeah but I mean it actually is kind of cool if you think about it because but I don't know I don't I I'd rather have the slippers you're a walking McDonald's ad yeah that doesn't mean I'm gonna buy McDonald's coupons for somebody for Christmas I mean maybe in stock like a stocking stuffer I would okay let me let me let me let hold on I would this is important I would not wrap this in a big box that's my issue here this was wrapped in a big box ing a whole lot easier pan because how do you cook this is important is what you cook hold on here um what's this okay bunny slippers of all the last minute gifts you can buy one's appreciated more than all the rest that came out of a big box cards always go on the tree that's right or in stalking that's right I don't you don't wrap in a big box a gift card McDonald's gift certificates [Music] on the tree that's cute like oh whoa there it is yeah that's cute the calls are pains You Most At Night isn't yours it's your child introducing children's NyQuil with no aspirin no alcohol it's a nighttime sniffling sneezing stuffy head coughing so your child can rest medicine foreign [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] this tastes awful well at least the videos are pretty good are you going to bring oh at least the video I cannot fucking believe I cannot fucking believe that the Xbox series s is getting a price decrease it's important no way you guys are pretty good are you going to bring your life from riches to rags [Music] Merry Christmas from MGM it's a Radio Shack Merry Christmas wait mom everybody wants to say goodbye my family loves this cordless phone from Radio Shack I got it on sale for just 69.95 I saved thirty dollars it's really convenient with no cord in the way and you can dial out or answer from anywhere in the house even redial a last number called with one touch hey Merry Christmas Mom oh and uh thanks for the tie the Christmas Ma intelligence is identified a substantial buildup of possible forces right here in our own backyard and I'm giving you the green light to clean them out gentlemen you're the best get up there and prove it okay boys let's kick some where [Music] yeah if we're any more real it wouldn't be a game Merry Christmas this Christmas I did the family's gift shopping at Radio Shack I saved 60 on this VHS remote control VCR these two-way base reflex speakers were half price at Radio Shack this dual powered calculator with memory was only 888 and I saved 30 on a cordless phone for the family it's finished our Christmas shopping at Radio Shack the Christmas electronics sale only at Radio Shack this is Bobby The Brain Heenan and a few people out there have any brains which I doubt you do you'll watch all American wrestling I'm a USA Network the best in professional wrestling with the brain that kind of reminded me of like a lot of sponsored deliverables it's like Bobby Bobby we got to get you talking about the you know the network we're on and who's and we're going to go it's gonna be one take it's just like here we are that's what we're doing all right I will get me out of here [Music] brain heating I remember all those guys you're late rookie hot mom man let's go [Music] where are they [Music] [Applause] [Music] make it [Music] this is definitely for a video game and it's not gonna look anything like this [Music] [Music] laser tag it's hot we talk Harold and I got a beautiful sale at 199 a month you know what that means that means with a normal down payment I've got a 21 foot hourglass fishing boat you guys want to go fishing if you guys want a cabin cruiser look at this cabin cruiser that's a Chris Craft cabin cruiser there's the phone number four three two nine thousand whether you want a Chris Craft cabin cruiser The Hourglass fishing boat 199 a month is the sale and we take trades we're open every day seven days for your shopping convenience it's Harold's Marine in Escondido I I mean that was I like that one that was it hold on I'm getting overstimulated why was that why was that guy playing laser tag in a prison a Maximum Security Prison Complex against a bunch of like 13 year olds that was what it was implying that they're at this Maximum Security Prison you'll watch all American wrestling [Music] where is this this is okay this is not a prison [Music] he's late for the game and he's walking now he's in the arena scary guy prisoner in a maximum security cage [Music] they fight against like like prisoners [Applause] [Music] how come some of them get cars [Music] team with the cars has an incredible advantage [Music] laser tag yeah I've played laser tag before but you don't get to have a car it's hot oh let's get the commercial cuts off okay Harold Pearl can we talk Harold and I got a beautiful sale at 199 a month you know what that means that means with a normal down payment I've got everything you guys want to go fishing if you guys want a cabin cruiser look at this cabin cruiser that's a Chris Craft cabin cruiser there's the phone number four three two nine thousand I love this whether you want a Chris Craft coming through The Hourglass fishing boat 199 a month is the sale and we take trades we're open every day seven days for your shopping convenience it's Harold's Marine in Escondido [Music] they have nothing in common except for the next 72 hours stick with me do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway traffic yes I do Steve Martin where's your other hand John Candy control two pillows Planes Trains and Automobiles Ozark pillows [Music] now playing at a theater near you Radio Shack sale price Tandy 1000 TX brings the gift of a true high-speed business computer to your home affordably PC compatible easy to use the family keep a budget I didn't know it was a computer until she took the bow off Radio Shack sale price Tandy 1000 TX brings the gift of a true high-speed business computer to your home affordably PC compatible easy to use with seven ready to run programs keep a budget write term papers even create Graphics or learn music save 250 on the high-speed candy 1000 TX color monitor included only 12.49 Tandy computer It's like because there is no better gift value I only get Radio Shack it's not that bad two three grand it's a Radio Shack computers Kevin is ready for a radio control car this year I can see him now as His Radio Shack off-road wild shaft takes to the hills or maybe the Malibu 4x4 off-roader it's got both two or four-wheel drive or I could get him that Radio Shack turbo racer it sure kicks up the dirt little Kevin would really like that remote radio controlled toys 1195 to 159.95 that was a cute one there's like the the old guy likes the toy more than the kid that's a cute one I like that one you're quiet well I want you guys to be able to hear we gotta get these all in full stereo sound only at Radio Shack Mr Magoo is back on Broadway and Ebenezer Scrooge lives again it was the night before Christmas and all through the house [Applause] the Christmas Spirits teach Scrooge the spirit of Christmas God bless us everyone it's Mr mcgo's Christmas Carol see you at 11 10. whoa hey uh Commander U.S wait on my way to a very classy TV Awards dinner yeah I know they have a new one every year but this one's at the private home for legendary MCS of groovy movies that's right the flam award it has nothing to sneeze at yeah they give it out each year to the highest bidder I think I've even got my acceptance speech ready I stole a few lines from Joe Biden but heck I don't think he'll mind whoops gotta go [Music] who did you just say what did he say legendary MCS of groovy movies that's right the phlegm award it has nothing to sneeze at yeah they give it out each year the highest bidder I think I've even got my acceptance speech ready I stole a few lines from Joe Biden but heck I don't think he'll mind whoops gotta go see ya Commander USA's groovy movies today at 2 on USA huh an Exquisite fragrance for a man here you love it he'll hate it you hate it don't hate it it's perfumey this Christmas give him what he really wants clean fresh Old Spice Americans with a classic masculine scent men love why would you want to drink this is it a drink I love it you love it I love it I love it and I love you this Christmas give him Old Spice and if he likes the scent of leather oh it's a cologne it's like a coffee drink or something make your business mervin's has a great selection of fragrances and this week purchase any featured men's or women's fragrance for 15 or more and receive a free gift that's perfect for the holidays it's a Knott's Berry Farm gift box great idea for the family or a great gift for someone special [Music] when you're holiday shopping for the people you love Grossmont Center has the gifts you'll love to give at the stores where you love to shop this Christmas gets something comfy and fun from what's up we've got bare feet pig feet goofy feet trendy feet married face Family Feud fun food just part of the excitement this Christmas and what's up contemporary paper and giftware the perfect gifts are waiting for you at 140 specialty shops and four major department stores at Grossmont Center the stop motion hey cookie more picani sauce yeah this ain't paste picante sauce what's the difference cookie paste picante sauce is made in San Antonio with fresh vegetables and spices by people who know what picante sauce is supposed to taste like this stuff's made in New York City New York City get a rope pick up the original picante sauce pick up the pace wait I remember this commercial New York City I don't remember them killing him because he didn't bring by the way he didn't get a rule why do they have jars of salsa they're like Cowboys out in the wilderness pick up the pace [Music] are waiting for you at 140 specialty shops and four major department stores at Grossmont Center [Music] you wouldn't have this hey cookie more picante sauce this ain't paste picante sauce what's the difference cook yeah but even he doesn't care why are you so offended about this different brand the guy that handed it to you goes yeah I mean whatever like I I don't care about this that much this is I don't like this brand but we have this is what we have Pace Picante sauce is made in San Antonio with fresh vegetables and spices but people who know what picante sauce is supposed to taste like this stuff's made in New York City New York City by the way I want to make a very clear Point here face lock this stuff's made in New York City New York not a single one of these motherfuckers is helping he's doing everything not a single one of them with a ladle chopping any onions no not a single helper this guy's cooking all the food and they're this this is some extraordinary bullshit our city get a rope pick up the Earth pick up the pace a Christmas secret is finally revealed childhood from the creator of The Wizard of Oz a one-hour special the life I do we did just have like a hot sauce argument in here didn't we so I mean okay Adventures of Santa Claus Saturday at 8. well the people's skags have done it again the Christmas section is totally well stocked it's got everything for your Christmas needs wrapping paper Christmas trees decorations lights in fact The Works which is why everyone's shopping here basically because they know this is a place yeah excuse me Jason I guess you're in a hurry to pick up skag's brand eggs just 39 cents a dozen go ahead put all your eggs in one basket and you'll need your sleigh to hold these delicious shank hams for all the boys and girls just 98 cents a pound well here's Barbie that's right I think I got you one when you were kids I thought it was a mistake but no you wanted Barbie your mother said that's right oh gee well the people's skags have done it again the Christmas section is totally well stocked it's got everything for your Christmas needs wrapping paper Christmas trees everyone's shopping here basically because they know this is a place yeah excuse me Jason brand eggs just 39 cents a dozen eggs and you'll need your sleigh to hold these delicious shank hams for all the boys and girls just 98 cents a pound well here's Barbie that's right I think I got you one when you were a kid I thought it was a mistake but no you wanted Barbie your mother said that's right all the blessings of this joyous holiday season our wish for you and yours by David Chan and Georgie of El Paso's one and only Moon Garden located at 3125 Lee Trevino TV for El Paso this is kdbc my goodness so where have you been out of time at the gingerbread Mama oh Mama I've been out Christmas shopping says the gingerbread man well I don't see your Christmas shopping bags as the gingerbread Mama suspiciously smells like peppermint schnapps no Mama no that's the smell of candy cane I don't believe you well then I'll just have to bite your head off [Music] if you could fast forward to the future do the adults make these this looks a little scuffed did the adult mama no that's the smell of candy cane I don't believe you these people are shit-faced well then I'll just have to bite your head off look at that if you could fast forward to the future you'd see the cordless Dust Buster plus power brush make vacuuming quicker and easier than the big back day after day week after week child after child so this holiday give a present with a future from Black and Decker [Music] you wouldn't tell the kid to stop if you could fast forward to the future you'd see the cordless dustbuster plus power 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this attracted three-piece living room set for only 298 dollars and to enjoy that beautiful holiday music how about a powerful sound design stereo with double cassette recorder equalizer and record player for only 348 dollars weekly payments starting as low as six dollars plus a free gift with every purchase this is a perfect second camera Fuji quick snap quick snap comes pre-loaded with 35 millimeter Fuji super HR film I take quick snap everywhere I wouldn't take my expensive camera hey kids it's a special one like a beautiful five-piece somebody said somebody said porn intro bedroom set with count TVs low price of 498 dollars or for those holiday season get-togethers this attracted three-piece living hahaha [Laughter] but he's coming out of the chimney we're upset for only 298. oh my God and to enjoy that beautiful holiday music how about a powerful sound design stereo with double cassette recorder equalizer and record player for only 348 dollars weekly payments starting as low as six dollars plus a free gift with every purchase this is oh my God chimney and here we go it's pre-loaded with 35 millimeter Fuji super HR film fuck I take quick snap everywhere I wouldn't take my expensive camera hey kids after 24 pictures I take the whole thing to where I have pictures made then I buy another quick snap or a new quick snap flash it has a built-in battery and Flash to send pictures at night or indoors smile now get this cute holiday stocking free see quick snap dealer for details [Music] [Applause] [Music] when you're hungry much more [Music] time starting at 8 7 Central with Mr Ed's oatmeal horse dirt then try a twin pack of Patty Duke's fudge squares join my three sons for some chips dips and flips and wash it down with a clean crisp Taste of Donna Reed It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like This Time Life music presents the treasury of Christmas over one million sold [Music] chestnuts music compilation For the First Time Time Life music what are you talking about this guy that doesn't look like me [Music] indones I don't what do you think I look like this guy then try a twin pack of Patty Duke's fudge squares join my three sons for some chips dips and flips and wash it down with a clean crisp Taste of Donna Reed yeah what are you talking about [Music] the guy but wait the Shelf the guy the Shelf the Shelf some chips dips and flips and wash it down [Music] okay I mean you can't even see like 70 of that guy's face [Music] indones starting at 8 7 Central with Mr Ed's oatmeal horse dirt then try a twin pack of Patty Duke's fudge squares join my three sons for some chips dips and flips and wash it down with a clean crisp Taste of Donna Reed [Music] It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like This Time Life music presents the treasury of Christmas over one million sold [Music] chestnuts now for the first time Time Life music brings you all these great stars together in one Christmas collection 50 Timeless Classics on three records two Long play cassettes and now on two compact discs call the number on your screen Only Time Life music brings you Bing Crosby's White Christmas the most popular recording of all time the treasury of Christmas the perfect way to celebrate the joy of this holiday season 50 songs on three records two Long play cassettes just 19.99 and now for the first time on two compact teams I'd own it just 26.99 write our call now [Music] thank you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you got me it wasn't a fantasy no it wasn't it wasn't a fantasy [Applause] [Music] thank you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you had a clear you could have take you could have taken a shot at least five seconds that was a lot of waste of time to see no reason to do that that was a risky move and you benched the next game [Music] what is what is this oh it's okay the laundry [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] how many people are in this house it's a small area [Music] 25. this little wish of holiday cheer comes from and there's a shitload of people here too this is like being on the subway there's 40 to 50 fucking people in this room and there's here are your walls one here and one here this probably hurts to be in this room it's a little temperature cheer you can hear this in the whole neighborhood [Music] although it's been said many times many ways Mary foreign [Music] we now return to Play It Again Sam starring Woody Allen Diane Keaton and Tony Roberts [Music] Holiday Helper time is savings time at Neiman's delicious for breakfast side dishes and hors d'oeuvres Oscar Meyer bacon is a dollar 88 for one pound if it can look a little sad and stock up on Plenty of Northern bath tissue four rolls are only 98 cents Holiday Helper time at Neiman's [Music] this is NBC News Digest sponsored by Federal Express here is Tom Brokaw NBC News at the Geneva Summit good evening from Geneva where in a few hours an American president will meet face to face with his Soviet counterpart for the first time in six years today with Mikhail Gorbachev's day as he was welcomed at the Soviet Mission here he said the two sides had to do everything to ensure that the situation improves his wife Raisa wanted some improvements in the weather complaining how cold it was in Geneva U.S officials said that President Reagan was upbeat but as the two leaders go into their historic meeting no one is promising any breakthrough on the main issues of arms control and Star Wars I'm Tom Brokaw NBC News in Geneva we'll have more news later on this NBC station what come with me to a place you'll be glad that you did [Music] guess what we want Jeffrey you want a Toys R Us kids sweatshirt I know that took me a second from 397. talking about Star Wars I can only find them here and look it's me a real stuff Jeffrey the giraffe only 9.97. it was yeah it was like a defense program right if not not Star Wars the movie coming an action credit wants there to be plenty of oh my God from now until Thanksgiving action credit is offering a 20 discount on obtaining a guaranteed Visa or Mastercard in time for holiday shopping when you bring in a toy for the Toys for Tots program come join action credit help others as you help yourself if you file bankruptcy have charge-offs collections repossessions or even have a judgment against you action credit will help clean it up call 560-7131 that's action credit 560-7131 where can you find beautiful holiday sweaters and glasses with sequins and Beads these and more are just 24.99 now only at Sears okay this holiday season give the people you love more to read than just a card give them a book and a b Dalton there are a lot of books to choose from we're in remembrance and the Winds of War by Hermann wook Daniel Steele's Palomino find things in once in a lifetime The Chronicles of Narnia a seven volume set by C.S Lewis The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R Tolkien the North and South Trilogy by John Jakes and Anne of Green Gables by Lucy Maude Montgomery at B Dalton Bookseller fucking jaw you can call me books why was that so exciting damn it don't show that to me I don't get my money out I am over I am finished do you understand that Charlie Babbitt thought he knew everything Raymond is your brother my brother I don't have a brother I just thought maybe you'd like to go Los Angeles with me well I found out a few days ago that rain man made it all starts Friday December 16th of theaters everywhere [Applause] if you saw the first cocoon you must find out what happens in cocoon the return it's gonna be like like old times it's a magical adventure of total 10 says Susan Granger it delivers oxygen-rich blood to the pleasure centers of the brain the Los Angeles Times says cocoon the return sends you home Happy Hello darling and Joel Siegel says I loved it cocoon the return rated BG what is it what is this who's everywhere there's only one place you'll find a sail this big for appliances 15 different movies and TV shows and commercials TV and more is five to thirty percent off now only at Sears oh another holiday season in California and many of us will attend Festive Celebrations spend more time in malls and spend more period of course millions of us will get a holiday bonus the Lottery's new scratcher with a 25 000 top instant prize now wouldn't that make a jolly gift and you know like hey win 10 million a lot of hay you could you could be rich let's rap wrap things up early this weekend during music March gigantic holiday season keyboards guitars drums everything store-wide up to 60 off this Yamaha electric guitar was 700 now 189.95 this kmnd amplifier Bon Jovi Choice only 149. professional Casio keyboards 269.p drums at 399 easy financing no money down remember we're San Diego's Yamaha and Casio headquarters Hunters of musical yeah set up to 60 off this week only at number music mark That's a Wrap [Applause] [Music] excuse me hold on what are you doing the entire plate of food you jumped on somebody's head my music mark That's a Wrap yeah she did that on purpose foreign directly over her head [Music] these eyes right here no fuck that these are I'm about to do something and I'm gonna try to laser focus over here so people don't think what I'm about to know what I'm about to do those are eyes they have intent that's going down laughs the best part about this commercial is let's be honest with everybody here there's way too much macaroni and cheese on this plate way too much like this is like five servings of mac and cheese and a fucking Apple what are you doing that [Music] why is she not moving what why are you not moving hundreds of musical gifts no disasters it's the next she didn't even react [Music] should have used China snow leaks no drips no disasters it's the next best thing to China there's nobody puts an entire plate of food you're gonna fucking freak out Generations and all of Love's languages only a diamond says forever [Music] you set me up Nick I probably have to bust my friend if I'm gonna do my job and I hate is the exact same voice close your eyes I want everyone to close your eyes right now don't open your eyes close them and listen it's forever foreign languages only a diamond says forever [Music] [Applause] [Music] you probably have to bust my friend if I'm gonna do my job and I hate that a risky friendship a shared attraction dating is not a criminal activity a dangerous mix you are in the wrong place at the wrong time it's the same commercial [Music] Gibson Michelle Pfeiffer Kurt Russell Tequila Sunrise written and directed by Robert Towne it's like oh diamonds are forever you set me up like this is still the same commercial and he has to fight and his explosions oh can I do this one more time I want to see it again I want to close my eyes through the whole two commercials okay am I can I do that I know I'm like rewind pause Andy I know but like one more please no one more I promise I want to close my eyes through the whole commercial you know you know I don't we can just I'll turn the video off we'll watch it from here all of life celebrations okay just just bear with me please let's try let's see what happens foreign languages only a diamond says forever [Music] [Applause] you set me up Nick I probably have to bust my friend if I'm gonna do my job and I hate that a risky friendship a shared attraction so if I ask you out maybe you'd accept dating is not a criminal activity a dangerous mix you are in the wrong place at the wrong time Mel Gibson Michelle Pfeiffer Kurt Russell Tequila Sunrise written and directed by Robert Towne rated R oh that's so stupid that would be an unbelievable commercial though wouldn't it it's like oh it's a diamond head no it's not it's something else to completely you look Wicked ugly today that's so fucking mean starts Friday December 2nd at a theater near you there's only one place you'll find a furniture sale this big all bedding and bedrooms all dining rooms all living rooms all carpeting it's all 10 to 50 percent off now only at Sears need help yeah and I've got 10 minutes to get to the radio station [Music] it's hard to resist and for the great smelling guy who started my car I get off at six [Music] I'm bringing Christmas Beyond this jet links car just ten dollars from Target this Backgammon set is also ten dollars they're both great gifts bringing Christmas buying holiday gifts at department stores could be a waste of money because smart Shoppers save money at Marshalls for the same dude hold on that was not a hundred that was like a child's drawing of a hundred backgammon said is also ten dollars they're both great gifts that wasn't even close buying holiday gifts at department stores could be a waste of money that's not even close you can't do that to real money I know but at least I mean why is he doing this I see this shit I see this shit on like like YouTube videos and like tick tocks why is he doing this like because smart Shoppers save money at Marshalls for 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Pooh learning toy and the Disney Talking Magic Kingdom you are right it makes learning numbers and letters and Counting fun it's only forty dollars only at Sears little towns in Europe had their own way of knowing the holidays were near it wasn't the decorations of the first magic snowfall it was the appearance of special holiday lockers and every Pub and beer hall today that tradition lives in America at Coors introducing Winterfest sucks that this works so extravagant we Brew it only for the holidays and when the new year comes the Winterfest will be gone but not the memories it's I hate how this works I want one of these right now it's just like uh I don't even like beer when you uh seeing the glasses like the foam I really don't drink it but she says I want to drink one of those out of that mug only that mug I don't want it at anything else it works every time on me it sucks Jerome's Furniture and pine tree farms have a special Christmas offer right now at your rooms buy this day 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I know football but I don't know this stuff hey let me tell you Ace is a place for me wow Miami Vice will continue this is Crystal Gayle join me in my guest John Davidson David Hasselhoff Ty Babylonia and Randy Gardner and Michael Damien for a crystal Christmas in Sweden let's go Christmas in Sweden it's beautiful is it fast very quick as a matter of fact I think I didn't know what to think why are they inside they're in the car wash dude these guys are inside the car wash is loud oh fuck I'm trying to turn down these guys are in the car wash cleaning it while the car wash is running performance with words why the inside the machine thing While others describe luxury car performance with words like terminal velocity and lateral G-Force like it's on a rails owners of the Acura Legend Coupe tend to be a little less technical it's a blast Don Johnson an Olympic medalist Florence Griffith Joyner it's like getting a Christmas present early Bob hopes jolly Christmas show then Marcus Welby returns to television on a special assignment that leads to love come back to the States and marry me don't tease us like that Monday [Music] is that Bob [Music] time for bed darling five more two three nine one and then time for bed Santa Claus is coming very early [Music] look at that is this Grandpa this this is this tree is kind of a mess this tree is a mess right this is kind of of complete mess it's a nutcracker two three one and then time for bed Santa Claus is coming very early it looks like somebody was from across the room took all the ornaments and all the spring and pencil and just ruined as hard as they could again I'll show you how it works you open it up from here you put a nut in there and you all right somebody get this and let's get a switch is 20 off YouTube thumbnail video uh thumbnail close it up and it breaks the nut and you can eat it right okay broke it oh darling it'll be okay it won't ever of course it will there's a story about how it gets all fixed up you'll have to use glue not a Story come on over here sit down on Grandpa's lap and I'll tell you a story all right I suppose I tell you that this isn't really a doll it's an enchanted magic Prince you have to say Once Upon a Time I'll say it once upon a time there was a little girl called her name's Clara Clara just like yours what a coincidence of course that's what was her name and it was Christmas and it was a party a Christmas and it was getting late it always gets late when there's a party she needed to fill her car with oil because the next day was Christmas Clara was very tired I think a little bit like you are but she was happy she had all those toys and the Nutcracker doll was that her favorite doll oh of course it was did her Grandpa break it no her Grandpa wasn't quite as clumsy as yours all right now Clara's parents waved goodbye to the guests and they went off the bed [Applause] you're watching a Saturday Christmas special at Comedy Central at two watched Stuart at school [Music] Comedy Central Christmas is brought to you by Blockbuster [Music] remember to stock up on the absolute necessities and while you're out you might also want to pick up some food remember Blockbuster Video will be open Christmas Day we at Comedy Central would like to wish all of you out there the very best of holidays and remind you that Christmas is a time to be with the ones you love and to give to those who are less fortunate this is often difficult to remember when Christmas is more often used as a marketing gimmick Santa's uses a liquor salesman and Angels Sing 50 off everything in the store this is pendulum Central celebrate the spirit of the season and was the voice the narrator voice of Comedy Central our family or don't spend another that decade at least instead hang out and hang over they're the best comedy central ERA with pendulum first countdown of the new year with the best and standings on television then if you wake up on New Year's Day kick off the college bowls with dom Herrera and on morning lineup of offsides yeah afternoon filled with mind bellowing movies to ease you in the 1996. it's comedy Central's new year's blow up starting New Year's Eve at 8pm and New Year's Day at 8 A.M the hell was that you're in the middle of a Comedy Central Christmas [Music] oh there's a nice play nice follow through You Know Jack these guys it's a beautiful day why don't you kids do something different for a change okay Mom he's looking for an open that's his girl introducing the Great Taste of new taco supreme flavored Doritos tortilla chips that was a good idea spoiled rotten little shits you each get your own bag and by the way you each have two full bags it spoiled rotten you don't you share out of you share one bag two full bags per kid a little good idea bud and Doyle are trapped in the biodome just because we're stuck in a bubble doesn't mean it can't cause any trouble on January and Stephen Baldwin what's who is this kibble are the boys in the bubble they're a symbol of everything that is wrong fire though what do you think you're some rocket scientist yes sorry Reddit bg-13 starts fighting January 12th at theaters everywhere grasshopper walks why would I like that movie I would probably love that movie grasshopper says really you got a drink called Murray uh everybody's a Santa happy holidays I would love that movie yes it's coming to me just so hold on hello happy psychic helpers I see a lot in your future lady have you called those other psychic lines only to be left with an empty feeling well you deserve better call the psychic readers Network and speak to a psychic who really cares we believe our psychics are the best and to prove it we want you to try Us for free that's right call now and you'll get a free sample reading with one of our gifted it's psychics I don't care if somebody gets mad I need to see this again that was a good idea bud and Doyle are trapped in the biodome just because we're stuck in a bubble doesn't mean we can't cause any trouble on January 12th I won't laugh at the rocket Baldwin what's who is this cable are the boys in the in the bubble they're a symbol of everything that is wrong what do you think you're some rocket scientist yes sorry Reddit bg-13 it starts it sucks I can't help it grasshopper walks into a bar bartender one more I'll get it I'll get it I get I'll try as hard as I can on January and Stephen Baldwin what's who is this kibble are the boys in the bubble they're a symbol of everything that is wrong dude sorry Reddit PG-13 starts Friday January 12th at theaters everywhere that whole trailer was so just like why like oh this is duating dog food I'm gonna throw a rock at you in the head oh I'm gonna run into a door hit my head on the door is this such dog shit ah it is a four percent on Rotten Tomatoes holy shit that's worse that might be the worst movie ever away you have caveman humor ah it's the sound effect that does it for me it's just like throwing a rock at somebody and that cartoon like fuck it's just so dumb we should watch it fuck all right let's go I'm not I'm moving on bartender says drink named after you grasshopper says really you got a drink called Murray uh everybody's a Santa happy holidays from Comedy Central yes it's coming to me just a moment hello happy psychic helpers oh yeah I see a lot in your future lady have you called those other psychic lines only to be left with an empty feeling well you deserve better call the psychic the Jack Daniels speak to a psychic who really cares we believe our psychics are the best and to prove it we want you to try Us for free that's right call now and you'll get a free sample reading with one of our gifted psychics when I heard about a free reading I just had to call my psychic clued right into me it was the best reading I ever had it was remarkably accurate and very helpful for answers to your questions about love money and your future speak to a true psychic call now for your free sample 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enemies animal rights people are driving me crazy about the reindeer you know it was a time when you gave the guns to the boys and the dolls to the girls now I got this gender biased gift law and you could forget about it and little children sitting on my lap well maybe next year happy holidays Comedy Central what's with these video games my Elder midget what is going on customers can receive two-day packages for an extra ten dollars what is happening [Music] to Santa what the fuck is going on there's no extra charge on Saturdays your customers cannot receive two-day packages from UPS sorry Jesus Santa for the holidays what's your priority news [Music] when I make someone a holiday bouquet I think of the look on their face when they receive it the smiles like the FTD holiday celebrations bouquet it's just the thing to make Spirits brighter An Elegant gift that guarantees every holiday memory will be a little warmer a little brighter some of life's best moments come FTD call your local 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anytime you've ever heard me go stones oh yeah I'll get stones I do that I've probably done that probably two or three hundred times in the last 10 years it's from that movie yeah and people are just like what are you doing why you keep doing that TV watch that movie and you'll understand yeah a and the special presentation of Judy Collins Christmas five more minutes on this one and we'll move on [Applause] I can't even tell you about the time I saw Santa Claus since 1923 families have made it a tradition to give Russell Stover box chocolates now especially for the holidays make sure your holiday is everything you remember this and every Christmas that's the best with the Russell Stover the tasteful gift to give those are good [Music] it's holiday Shopper survival days at McDonald's take a break where the welcome's warm the food's hot and the service is fast it's holiday Shopper survival days at McDonald's true seriously oh I yeah oh yeah going going to McDonald's sitting down eating like a Big Mac and fry or even just like two double cheeseburgers stuff I love McDonald's I really do it's like it's you know something I'm about to pop off I'm popping the heck off right now you wanna know something about McDonald's that I don't like have you noticed that every McDonald's is starting to turn into a generic Cafe hmm Ronald McDonald has been removed there's no more Grimace there's no more they just they just made it it said that they're just making it a just generic Cafe come on it's just oh everything's like clean and modern there's no goofy shit Outback it's yeah it's just like a black white gray and yellow Cube where's the weird shit I wanna I want to sit next to Ronald McDonald on the bench somebody said who cares you can batch test me all you want batch test me all you want if you grew up in the 90s and in the 80s and yeah like early 80s to late 90s you the McDonald's was a place to be it was just like comfortable got batches me I want to I only want to see bad chests it was like it was fun it was like it was things to do and it was like things to play with I oh okay child targeted advertisement but it was I liked it it was cool yeah like this the escapism has been removed it's now like a coffee shop no I wanna I want like Grimace to go like with like magical hands they do it to re-franchise closed restaurants it went from Chuck E cheese to Starbucks yeah everything just became a Starbucks every single store that sells anything that you eat has just be like oh well we're gonna do Starbucks we'll just do Starbucks on and just just put them everywhere and just turn them into Starbucks where's the magic at Christmas time when I was a kid I always loved the story about the three wise men I used to always picture them as being like Dr Thomas he was the only doctor that we had up here in these Hills and he used to ride the ridges on Horseback taking care of the sick he was a well-educated man and he could have made a fine living somewhere else but he loved these people and he loved the mountains most of the folks up here just paid him with a live chicken or a sack of cornmeal he delivered me he was a preacher too so years later he tried to deliver me from sin of course that was a much harder job for him he's gone now but what he brought to these mountains was a much greater gift than gold off frankincense I'm sorry when Dolly talks to you you quiet down [Music] catch the true colors of the season on Koda color gold films [Music] I thought this in McDonald's I thought it was a McDonald's commercial s [Music] catch the true colors of the season on Koda color gold films [Music] and McDonald's I'm sorry 25 years the natural consistency and dependability of cure 81 hand has taken the worry out of Christmas dinners for thousands of people this year we're taking the worry out for thousands more by contributing cure 81 hands to local charities because everyone deserves the very best for the holidays that looks good cure 81 from Hormel our very best to you that looks really good Sunday Eddie Murphy's I would I would eat that save the world I can see you busy right now midget Eddie Murphy and The Golden Child someday it's the Walt Disney World very Merry Christmas parade with Joan London Alan Thicke Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Lee Greenwood Regis Philbin Jaleel White and Amy Grant live Christmas Day on ABC the Ninja Turtles were here [Music] [Applause] defense wait I said five minutes how long has it been okay we gotta go all right we gotta we're gonna change different video one more advisor Anheuser-Busch this Christmas Carol is brought to you by the people at the Miller Brewing Company oh happy holidays I thought the horse was Anheuser-Busch wait what I thought the whole thing was Anheuser-Busch it was the horse the big whores the Clydesdale right oh well whatever all right last one [Music] chances are the one animal that will bring the most to your family this holiday season isn't a reindeer pets add so much to our lives oh that's I like this and Alpo add so much to theirs Santa's favorite singer Dolly Parton will be right back that's a good that's a good one to change on Thursday bring the whole family to the base Simpsons characters joined Michael Feinstein and piaz Adora Midway Here Comes Trouble Peter Scolari hosts the ice capaze 50th Anniversary Special Thursday the 90s were insane that was like three or four different shows and movies that they put on the same thing on ice like The Simpsons and these two celebrities and I don't know people dressed up in costumes and doing a play it was it was very strange it was I I miss it [Music] I don't want to grow up I want to grow up hey holiday toy Shoppers not how you play that game the biggest clearance ever 30 to 75 off on thousands of hold on without dude that would hurt so much what is this kid doing that one hurts I don't want to grow up they want to grow up hey holiday Shoppers at Toys R Us is having its biggest clearance ever 30 to 75 off 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our holiday favorites plus duets with Placido Domingo and Winona that sounded unbelievable [Music] next video all right one more one more one more one more baby I'm beyond the country you said one more four ads to go [Music] teacher's wife now playing at a theater near you [Music] today I'm going to tell you about the time we already saw this one shit I thought it was a different commercial vegetable gift and you want me to skip that one you wanted me to switch did you see what was just on the screen for a quarter of a second [Music] on sale this week at Caldor our entire stock of sweaters 33 off bath and body gift sets 30 off lady stirrups or leggings two for twelve dollars Timex watches 30 off now through Saturday gifts for her on sale at Caldor the more gifts you need to buy the more you'll appreciate little boxes and you'll deliver them yourself that's right hey love the hat that was an awesome Vlog yeah he was hitting the yoinky splunkyard the more gifts you need to buy the more 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whatever Ad Agency was responsible for this they they have to be swimming in a like a liquid gold pool because they probably went on to make even more absolute bangers the song won a Grammy by the way really he didn't know it's about colleges I mean I knew what I but I would I didn't know what it was for it was like you go on it and it's like oh here these are the colleges that you should go to because like we're matching Majors or something I don't I don't know wait did you just lie to me oh you oh I was lying okay I thought it was I thought you were being for real I believed it because it made sense say hello yeah but there I am why would I not immediately say what are you talking about they're the Grammy forgo TV commercial songs that doesn't exist hello pets [Music] you had one of these are cute Huggable Pets that pop open into full-size pillows they're soft they're cuddly and they make perfect pillows moms your kids will absolutely love their Pillow Pets you simply undo the hook 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French think in Swedish whatever what I feel like that's hard it depends both I think in my native language and say it in Icelandic really depends on a lot of context because I'm trying to imagine a world where I would be thinking in a different language and like saying it reversing it into English or vice versa like do you actually start to think in that language pretty cool it's a 50 50 split okay that's cool a fortune for beautiful decorated cakes like these decorate them yourself with a with a Crocker introducing the Betty Crocker one 100 piece decorations it's everything you need to create related cake desserts just like a professional multi-directional applicator all you do is point and squeeze simply insert a disposable bag fill it with icing and attach the nozzle then apparently by lingual people have different personalities in different languages beautiful flowers like this the star tip to make striking shell Borders or braided ropes or the pedal tip to create elegant roses 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I'll see another one and I'll go oh man which I would love to fondue night hey hey let's do fondue night and then we again you know you forget about it you go to the store you go that product's dumb I don't want it takes up too much space it's just a double boiler yeah but it comes with the sticks and the tools there's little tools you can use and I mean I don't know it's probably made the sticks are proprietary or you can even make a gift basket at a fraction of the price the complete chocolate yeah that's not a stick this is look at this is proprietary tools see it's not worth buying this Factory kit comes with everything you need including this dipping dessert guide that's over 90 pieces all for 19.95 here's how to order call 1-800-592. oh look at how cool that is and order the Chocolate Factory for 19.95. but here's the thing I know people how much is a double boiler if you were to go get a double boiler from the store this is 20 bucks would a double boiler be like 50 100 200 20 bucks why are you calling sticks proprietary they're not sticks they're these like little thin prongs they're like thin they're little metal thin and they got two sticks and it's like a proprietary stick treat your family to Chocolate Creations you must be 18 or older to call all right uh let's let's do a few a couple more I have a few little ones here that I want to do how about this one what is this one oh yeah I want to say this one did we see this one already we may have seen this one this one's called yoke magic yolk magic egg yolk did we see this already when it comes to egg white separating the yolk is no joke messy shells why are you aiming out of the pants not anymore introducing yolk magic the fast easy way to separate yolks from egg whites watch just squeeze the vacuum Force bulb touch it to the top of the Yoke and release Presto just like that you're left with high protein low calorie egg white skill issue yeah healthy pancakes Belgian waffles or a delicious egg what is actually a killer day the healthier way egg yolks are loaded with cholesterol and high cholesterol oh I'm gonna go I'm gonna don't get me started again I'm about to do you want to spend 10 minutes talking about this again this is this is horseshit egg yolks are not bad of yeah they have cholesterol if you just eat a shitload of egg yolks every single day of your life eggs egg yolks have all this stuff most of the stuff that you want from an egg is from the oak and there was this thing that happened back in like the late 90s early 2000s where it was like don't eat the egg yolk don't eat the egg yolk it's disgusting it's terrible for you it's awful for you can give you heart disease and shit what eat the egg it's it's the egg eat it now don't eat a hundred of them Mr old diets are at an all-time high notice notice how high cholesterol diets at an all-time high causing health risks where's the part about the eggs high cholesterol diets day the healthier way egg yolks are loaded with cholesterol and high cholesterol diets are at an all-time high you know what that says high cholesterol all the fucking hamburgers you eat all the shit you eat every day all the all the steak that you eat every day I don't like the how egg yolks got a really bad wrap for a long time what is the omelet look like a tortilla come on Belgian waffles or a delicious egg white omelette and it does steak every day I don't know people eat all kinds of shit start your day the healthier way egg yolks are loaded with cholesterol and high cholesterol diets are at an all-time high but with yolk magic removing them has never been faster and easier even from inside a fry pan plate mixing if it made that sound I think it'd be cool fit and lean by enjoying a yolk-free veggie scramble energizing breakfast burritos or savory Quiche Lorraine fast and easy yolk magic is a baker's dream easily remove the yolk not your ingredients perfect for wholesome muffins the fluffiest meringues or scrumptious souffles 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a pickle jar oh there must be one easier way to open television is real yeah but I mean what why make a fake pickle jar when you can just do a pic why go through all the uh you just don't want it to be wet but in that jar introducing the one touch jar opener the fast easy way to open jars just place on the jar touch the button and your jar opens in seconds the one touch jar opener is totally automatic amazing look other jar openers are hard to use they take up too much counter space they do they all require too much force they do with the one touch jar opener you just touch and go it's so easy anyone can use it best of all it works on any size jar small medium or large nothing is easier or more powerful than the one touch jar opener let me know 60 horsepower freaking Ford Mustang has got more power dude what are you talking about one touch jar opener automatically grips the jar firmly and clamps itself onto the lid then the powerful high torque motor exerts up to 25 foot-pounds of pressure to unlock the lid releasing this how much these eats up to 25 foot-pounds of pressure to under the lid then the powerful high torque motor exerts up to 25 foot-pounds of pressure 25 foot pounds of what does that mean or to the lid then the powerful high torque motor exerts up to 25 foot-pounds of pressure to can they even calculate that what's that mean 25 foot pounds 25 pounds per foot strength of it has this what is it I don't know what that means the unit of force but how what given me in like like how would you explain that to a nine-year-old pounds per foot 25 Square it's strong 12 and a half people's feet none of you know what it is look at it's almost 25 000 people none of you know maybe like three of you put the right answer 25 feet per pound 25 pounds there's no point you're not gonna even see it whatever to unlock the lid releasing the seal with ease even the toughest seal is no match for the one touch jar opener the one touch jar opener fits in any drawer so it's always ready to use on almost any jar no matter what shape or size just touch and go the one touch and if you put it in reverse tighten this fucking thing so no one will ever open it again seal away all your delicious foods that you don't want your your husband or your wife to eat which really will be the last jar opener you'll ever have to buy my arthritis hurts when I open jars now I just push a button and the jar opens for me get the one touch jar opener for the Breakthrough price of just 19.95 with a money back guarantee if the One Touch isn't the easiest jar opener you've ever used just return it for a full refund call right now and we'll give you I want to like arm wrestle this thing I mean like attach it to like a thing that has like an arm on it and like let's fucking let's go what if it kicked my ass be the one touch bottle poorer it makes heavy awkward bottles easy to handle one eliminate messy spills a 10 value yours free just pay shipping and handling it's a huge that thing 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discovered the right way with the amazing cool cafe the fast easy weight has been delicious cold brew coffee look hot Brewing just increases acidity and makes coffee taste bitter but the spinning cool cafe uses crisp cold water and a unique spinning system to draw out the perfect natural flavors from the coffee without the bitterness or acidity with just a spin you'll create the best iced mochas or fantastic frappes that are always silky rich and smooth Plus Cold Brewing Cuts acidity by up to 70 percent it's so smooth okay won't even need sugar or cream but simply over the carafe with water add your favorite coffee and spin it though the fastest 60 ounces of fresh cold I've used a Cold Brew Baker a handful of times you don't you just put the grounds in you'd seal it up and why does it have to spin does that do anything rude coffee in the world and because it's cold brewed it won't get watered down with ice thanks to this press system coffee grounds are easily filtered and held on the bottom cold brew light medium or dark using any coffee you choose the best part your coffee stays fresh and full flavored in the fridge for up to 14 days ice drinks at the coffee shop cost about six I like cold brew but the same but they don't show you in this commercial in a quarter go now but they don't show you in this commercial is how much kind of a pain in the asset is because you'll do this it takes like wait what did they say 14 days that's a long time cold brew makers are great but yeah you guys are saying already the issue with it is you do it you brew it and you make the amount of coffee you want and then the thing is sitting on the counter and you you drink it and you kind of just go oh this is a fucking mess and then you have to UNT take the thing apart clean it throw all the grounds away wash the thing grounds it everywhere it's kind of annoying it's it's really good though if it's worth it if you really like cold brew but Colt a lot of Cobra machines are called Brew makers I wish there was just a better way right you're lazy yeah do you understand welcome welcome to the Future here every single product you have ever touched has been born out of laziness almost every consumer product you've ever used everything is born out of human laziness so yeah I don't feel like spending the the like 18 minutes it requires to clean the coffee machine no I don't wanna I'm a lazy modern human I want it done for me and I want it to be less than a minute for me to do get the amazing spinning cool cafe for only 29.99 yeah 30 bucks guaranteed to cold brew the best iced coffee you've ever had or your money back but wait we'll even I mean it's a cobra make on Ice recipe book free you get it all the world's fastest Cold Brew Company the spinning thing is a gimmick but it's a cold brew maker and guarantee an incredible 100 value all yours for just 29.99 it probably works I mean it's a CO it's it's you all cold brew is you just put coffee grounds into cold water put it in the fridge for 8 to 15 hours or so 10 hours 14 hours that's all it is I mean it separates the grounds it makes it I don't know whatever it's a hundred dollar value 14 days I don't know if I'm one to talk because I feel like I've put cold brew in the fridge and drank it like a week or two later I feel like I've done that like oh yeah this is still fine it's been like I don't know it's fine it's coffee it's not it's not a poison that explains a lot not two weeks but I don't know four five six days a few days five days of how long I've probably done it before coffee literally never goes bad no matter how you make it well I don't know does it mold Brew yeah strengthens the gut biome all right that's it that's all for today that was fun there's only four and a half hours I think is my limit watching watching like two Lord of the Rings movies worth of old ads is I think is enough of my brain that was really fun that was very very very wild yeah all right so what do you guys think you guys want more of this I don't want to overdo it though because I feel like it loses the magic I think it's a lot of fun it's cool to look at kind of the way the world functioned and the technology at the time and what people thought was interesting and it's cool please watch biodome I mean I I don't think I can do that but I'll ask do mobile game ads I've actually wanted to do that for a while but all right um So the plan was I was gonna play driver tomorrow but I do have some very bad news I'm not going to be playing driver tomorrow and he's a little I need to set it up need a little more time to set up so that's not with him we're not doing that sorry so that's shocking do British ads I would do that is it just as simple as looking up uh 90s British ads and the same amount of compilations I'm imagining [Music] two Canadian ones you want me to be a commercial react Andy I can do that the UK is so boring I mean I I don't think there's probably tons of interesting stuff that came out in the UK for ads [Music] but yeah all right so here's the plan um we're kind of doing this like one day off one day on one day off one day on one day off one day on thing so the next time you see me I'll be here on Sunday with hopefully driver and probably something else I'm not I am not gonna beat driver I don't think so I'd be lucky to get 30 40 minutes out of that game yeah frog detective makes sense depends on if I get obsessed with driver I doubt it but you know weirder things have happened on this stream [Music] yeah same deal uh I sus is going to be set for two don't be surprised if it happens earlier 2023 I'm trying to keep myself more honest on when I start so if it says two it could be two it might also be 130 one could be it is 2023 yeah that was a lot of fun that was really funny it always is they've been there's just so much wacky wacky stuff yeah thanks everybody thanks for the subs there's a lot tonight appreciate it see you guys soon see you in a couple days see you Sunday have a wonderful rest of your night and I'll see you Sunday take care goodbye call your mother call your mother okay see you later foreign foreign foreign

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