Jerma Streams - Dinosaur Fossil Hunter

they don't i'm here i'm here i'm just finishing them something oh don't don't dot dot dot me in a minute after starting the stream i'm here trust me i'm here i also had a dream about the stream by the way which is very important i forgot i don't remember what the context was i don't remember what it was something really embarrassing happened i don't i was in i was on camera and i was sitting here playing a game or something and it the first part is gone but the second part is i remember i was so embarrassed by something like a really like like not funny joke or something like that and i i like i like went like pretended to think something on stream was funny like oh shit that joke didn't go well fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck or something like that and i just i went like oh my god what do i do what do i do so i like pretended to like fall forward and go like oh whoops i fell and i was like on camera you could see like in the monitor like i was like down like i said i wasn't i was off camera and i was like oh guys like i fell down down here yeah i thought oh man i've gotta turn the stream off i like fell down and everyone said i was full of shit like the chat was like a liar like full of shit get back on cam liar liar and i thought i thought i did a pretty good job of like selling it that like oh i fell down but like in my mind i was like this didn't they didn't buy it so now i just did something that people didn't like but like i told a joke people thought wasn't funny so i tried to like run away from the stream by pretending to fall down and like get hurt and that was a disaster because everyone here was like no fucking way liar so that was a double embarrassment and i was like what do i do now like what do i what am i even supposed to do right now and then i woke up imagine if like i made a joke that was so bad that i pretended to fall out of the chair oh yeah guys i fell down out of the chair like i'm hurt i have to leave anyways he's gonna do that this stream no it's funny because i i have fallen out of the chair like two or three years ago i i fell down on stream on the new year's eve stream from two years ago and it's not like oh i have to turn the stream off i was i was fine anyways uh i was gonna stream yesterday but i kind of felt like shit i'm honest um i still kind of have a headache i had a bad like migraine like headache yesterday um and i didn't want to turn the stream on and then in an hour just be like sorry guys i gotta go cause that's happened before sorry i figured i want to just go today i feel better i do feel i feel better i don't want to overdo it though but we'll see how i feel in a few hours i'm imagining we'll we'll we'll take a look see how i'm doing in like three to four showers right now so i'll give you the plan the plan is as follows take notes day one today this week well it's technically the weekend but you know whatever this seven day period of you know i haven't streamed in two or three days that's where we start our new period our new streaming period uh today we're gonna do dinosaur fossil hunter for as long as i think it's fun it looks pretty good actually it actually looks fun uh after that some point in the next couple days we're gonna play later alligator kind of a point and click puzzle game cute looks really cute it's really fun looks really interesting at some point somewhere in the middle there or on that stream i don't know i'm going to play the house of the dead remake that game is literally like 40 minutes so i could probably do that at any point that i feel like it and then at some point this weekend we're gonna do some horror stuff more of those little short one to two hour horror games i got blood wash and murder house that's going to be this weekend there's your plan for the week excellent are you gonna finish inscription i am not gonna finish inscription on stream i've gotta i've gotta tell you something i've done some i've i played it off stream already yep i already did sorry guys i did i did get to the i got to the third part i have not continued since then without us yeah well some games some games i would rather do off stream i already i talked about this for a little bit but let's go over it again a lot games that require a lot of focus and paying attention and dude don't fuck up this hand because you're gonna have to start over i really don't do well with those games on stream my brain is just too i i can't i'm just too scattered talking to chat looking over here looking over there looking over here and then i'm like oh shit there's a guy i'm playing a game um i have a lot of trouble with that so i would rather just play those kinds of games off stream and by the way i've it was it was it was pretty cool it was pretty cool i haven't beat the whole thing but i got to the third part and okay i'll be honest though i got to give you my honest what happened i got to the third part of inscription and kind of went this is fucking cool but i don't i don't know if i don't know i like don't want to do it again is that does that make sense does anybody does that make sense when i say that when i say like i don't want to do it again i don't mean like the game i mean like i don't want to like do it again right it's really cool though and when i say dude again like yeah i don't want to i don't want to games the game is crazy i don't want to like spoil anything if anybody hasn't played it but i'm going to finish it i'm assumed that's the last or third part of the game i don't know if there's a fourth or fifth part of the game but i know that i'm at like a third portion of it i don't want to do it again you know what i mean i don't want to do it again that's all you need to know anyway so okay that's your plan for the week oh also something important i want to make sure everyone is aware of this too so if you ever go to an arcade there's one real we're talking in pre-stream about this by the way if you don't if you don't know uh if you don't know anything about this stream i i show up to my stream 10 to 20 minutes late every single time but i'm chatting in the pre-stream chat 20 to 30 minutes before the stream starts every time so i i kind of i kind of fucked myself over in a way because like i i will hang out in chat for like 20 minutes before the stream and then i'll go get ready and i'll those 20 to 30 minutes is how where the stream starts right so anyways we're talking about arcades and something that i think is really important to understand is that there's only one way for you to understand if you're in a real arcade or not um forget about like oh what do you mean in arcade no just listen if the arcade has the point blank arcade cabinet assured you're in a real arcade you can be like all right i'm in a real arcade that is the only way to tell by the way if they serve high high-strength alcohol that what that that's my that's my determination to determine if it's i'm in a real arcade or not you're gatekeeping arcades no i'm just everybody has their own version of what they consider to be like all right i i know this is i'm in a place where i'm going to enjoy myself this is a real arcade for me for me it's point blank for you it might also be the x-men arcade machine with six slots that have the six slots on it and it's two tvs two big tvs are connected in the middle to each other and one of them is way fucking brighter than the other one and has way more contrast and looks really fucked up i know that's probably your indicator but i have my own indicator that's my way to tell full story bro and don't even tell me oh dude no if if it has an air hockey machine oh my god that's it please an air hockey machine is how an arcade wants you to think they're a real arcade right they put that in there like yeah dude we got our air hockey here no excuse me that that's like the way to make you think that it's a real arcade what about house of the dead oh that's right i'm gonna house the dead as well wait i already said that air hockey hater okay casino andy point blank is a light gun machine from like 20 years ago it's not a slot machine i would understand that argument if i just told you dude you know what i really love in the arcades um just throwing dice in the air and hoping that i get a money after i do it huh i said a point blank it's a light gun game if there's a bowling alley there you know what bowling a bowling alley i think is i don't not a fan of that we could spend a lot of time doing this i don't want to spend that much time doing this but bowling alley being in your arcade that's just less room for arcade machines in my opinion i'm sorry i'm sorry that's just how i personally feel if you've got a if you've got like 20 lanes of bowling and it's like two-thirds of your entire floor and the rest is an arcade oh man you could have you could have had point blank one two and three twenty i don't know what about a roller rink what about a go-kart track remember you're gaslighting a lot of people i'm not i'm just telling you my opinions okay i didn't say you have to believe this too i just said i think i personally would i believe what about a wrestling ring that would be ridiculous by the way this is this is the music i've been listening to this whole time [Music] i think that's why i'm so ready to tell you this this has been blasting in both of my ears [Music] what about laser tag look laser tag is fine bowling alleys are fine but if i go to the website and i look at the pictures of your floor that you have and you do this a bunch of like real estate angles to try to make the bathroom look bigger than it looks right like oh here's our arcade section and it's like whoa look at how big that looks but there's like fucking eight machines there [Music] no like okay if you have enough cabinets where it's like all right you've got enough arcade machines sure throw bowling alley in there if you want to but if you call yourself an arcade and you got like fucking eight arcade cabinets i think there has to be a threshold i'm sorry [Music] this is the weirdest rant it's not this is the german 95 fucking whatever podcast but we just kind of talk about whatever and it like zooms in on like the itunes store that zooms in on like like 40 reviews and and i've got like two and a half stars [Music] and the podcast is like a hundred bucks the whatever podcast and the first like the the most highly rated review or whatever is just like this guy didn't even talk about anything important he got to the section where he's talking about like how many arcade cabinets you have to have to be like the threshold to be allowed to be an arcade and i stopped listening and i requested a refund [Music] anyways put the face cam on all you face cam andes i didn't even tweet this did i did i tweet this i thought i did i guess not okay well there you go tweet wait done i gotta use my twitter more it's so bad it really is [Music] i need to do more tweets rather than i'm live [Music] but like i don't wanna okay i i have a huge draft of tweets i just write tweets and then i don't do i just think that people are gonna think i'm an idiot this i'm going to read you uh every few months we do this i'm going to read you my drafts okay [Music] no no no stop it what what are you doing my wellington no what stop it stop you donkey what you doing no what you do my wellington that's the last thing i wrote down [Music] and then i don't know what this one is this one says wrestling referees are video game ai i think you probably break that one down um and then the next one is i guess guess is when lost ark came out the only ark i care about is noah's ark get out of my mentions and into a bible i don't know what that one was about i sometimes i just re i don't know sometimes i just write these down but then like i only publish like going live at 6 00 p.m if it makes you feel better everyone already thinks you're an idiot [Laughter] [Music] tweet that now that lost ark came out like five months ago it's not gonna be relevant at all maybe when there's dlc i'll do it [Music] who cares i'm not okay that would be like making it it's so irrelevant i can't it's too irrelevant [Music] next game i haven't even started playing by the way i for a second i thought this was like a roast beef i forgot what game this was i was like oh this guy's got like a whole pot roast here all right stop it let's go you guys ready i'll turn i'm gonna turn it off if you're good only if you guys are good [Music] okay so this is a game where you go i was gonna say you hunt dinosaurs but that's not what you do pyramid games prisons presents dinosaur fossil hunter okay it's fully voice acted by the way the wind is fucking crazy right now can you hear that it's wild right now it's crazy here right now all right i already do some of these controls but hey hear it it's fucked up it actually sounds like it actually sounds like i'm going to like get blown over oh happy mother's day to all the mothers out there oh by the way call your mother please call your mother is that good i gotta put both headphones in i might want to turn it up bart andy and that guy permanently i never want to see his fucking name ever again for a minute okay let's go all right so this is my is this my museum [Music] okay controls tip panels prestige road map what is the prestige road i can't even open it okay left and right okay your museum sucks no it doesn't actually this t-rex i thought c-rex is way bigger than this when this here is like 50 feet tall cool it's 50 feet tall okay so i think this is where i gotta go museum workshop i think this is probably a tutorial platinum patron of science kendra gold patron of science jack renshaw this is all right we're slowly running out of space in the museum who'da thought it was all started so innocently i thought i had to do this i'd love to draw dinosaurs i was like this is not the game i thought it was gonna be oh i do have to do this all right let's go for it give me the pencil [Music] oh shit honestly i'm telling you right now this is this is this is this kid's ready for upper management [Music] it's just like oh yeah it's just like these these little dot-to-dot puzzles is just bore your child [Music] okay is that good i got it is that it [Music] oh that's it okay next drawing [Music] you missed the front leg i just was i was just coloring it in okay next drawing new draw what oh no i have to i'm doing it i have to do it again p okay oh wait i can oh next one all right hold on so let me do it right let me actually do it right [Music] [Music] why do i feel like kids in school like probably do this stuff you know like sometimes you just look over and you see like hey come sub to my twitch like hey you can find me over here on twitch i feel like this i feel like kids probably do this [Music] oh like they're like twitter oh what kid has a twitter do kids have twitter they shouldn't they shouldn't do they [Music] no they don't do they kids kids don't have twitter i hope they don't i miss these dots so i'll get it all right continue [Music] it was one of the most exciting days in my life when i was eight i found my first fossil what the fuck what am i doing out here oh there's a sprint wait i'm supposed to be eight years old right now where where is the super my supervision okay right left mouse button pick up and inspect right is drop or hold to throw i found my first fossil here what are the car sounds okay i'm just in my backyard right and i'm i'm just like it's imagination time i'm imagining all of this okay holy shit that's why we're like fifty thousand dollars okay so this is i can rotate it i can rotate it or oh no i can't i lost it half a year later i mean lost the age of 14 nearly all i could think about was putting together and painting dinosaur models i was getting better at it all right thank you this kid got into the wood stain and did this like excuse me like where'd you get the stain to do that this one comes with a manual it's dead simple this one comes with the manual all right hold on [Music] let me do a little bit of let me do a little grease action here [Music] 14. [Music] all right here we go so i get to do this oh this is cool rotate pick a part drop part okay so i just have to go this way all right so here we go i got like a this is easy no pick it up that's a great sound effect by the way why why's my nose so itchy oh all right so i got a brontosaurus this one's tougher there's no manual but i have the sketch at least oh fuck okay can i like spin this around alright well very obviously this is here what if i don't have the drawing yeah easy easy do i get to paint it too why does this 10 year old have a voice like this he's remembering he's reminiscing the time for the real fun no manuals no sketches just sheer knowledge and skill okay well this is definitely where the head goes oh that i can rotate it all right so this is where the head goes these are the arms is the tail all right this is the big part of the tail yep no that didn't work let me just do all the stuff i know where it goes first okay this is a leg that's like there's like a thigh foot wrong way all right now this is this is tough i don't know like this yeah okay keep going why why it's like a life is strange soundtrack i go is that right yeah i got it i'm good maybe i could use more practice and build one of them again let's see what difficulty level should i i don't need to do that i know what i'm doing a couple years later the money i had received as a reward in that competition turned out to be of an invaluable help i got some money adventure of a lifetime in your 20s well i think it's possible i was exactly 20 years old when i found an article about a paleontological group in a newspaper turned out they needed volunteers who were willing to work in the north of the country it was a long shot but i didn't want to miss such a great opportunity oh for some reason i thought dinosaurs like existed in this world as you probably imagined it paid off you see like the front page like front page of the news man like the t-rex is back stay in your house what would what would people do if there was a front page on like number one on reddit like top of reddit top of every news website cnn fox news abc if it was like t-rex's are what would happen and it was like a big roaring t-rex like that's like the pictures of it on reddit i don't know okay gameplay basics would you like leave your house like front the top front page of reddit over 50 t-rex's have been spotted in various cities across america are you gonna leave are you gonna like leave what do you do are you i think i'd be scared okay game play tips important interactive objects let's just go over this real quick um you know it's a video i'm gonna give the dev a plus one full letter grade you just show me just show me what show me don't tell me show me yep gameplay tips upper right corner read them on the tablet okay f1 got it look at this absolutely perfect tutorial what about this one important object display description in the lower left corner okay look at this i honestly like i'm not kidding this is like a perfect tutorial okay third hit will be in the color of the pointer okay so yeah just like this information on the bottom easy icons on the compass hide with growing distance okay just like that on the map on your tablet you can select an object or place that where you want to go alright this would have taken a triple a game like three hours to tell me this stuff okay then when you unlock new locations use the travel tab on your tablet to move to another location good okay so it's like right there time of day and the trait you can select the time of day car you want to which cars are in this game you just got two full letter grades in one minute if all of you said this game was like a c it just became an a minus just because of the last 15 seconds okay so cool let's go so i can i drive around i got my tablet welcome to the mining area a few weeks ago miners came across something that appears to be dinosaur remains we've managed to get the mine closed until the matter is dealt with as neither the workers nor the board of directors is happy about the lockdown okay we gotta act fast the job is relatively easy head to the area marked on your map and leave no stone unturned the area is marked on your radar as well so you shouldn't have any problems finding it the off-road car parked nearby is fueled and ready we hope your work will be fruitful with your help we should be able to finally complete the full skeleton uh for our new museum that's a fun one to say when you do like the radio voice uh the missing bones that we're looking for are hip bone right arm bone and a vertebra all right let's go let's go turn it up a little bit it's not that long okay so i've got some tools there's my flashlight i've got a drone does this have gas how do i get out of here okay let's go i need to go where on the map two by four four by four what why why do i have like a bunch of moving stuff all right use the horn nice this is the music okay so where am i going where's the map okay i gotta go over there on the right all right so turn around i have like a streets all right you can go kind of fast uh-oh it's like wait don't go so fast hold on removing obstacles remove lying tree trunks with a chainsaw and use sledgehammer to break rocks note the color of the interactive cursor when using tools when it is green you can work ooh can i find stuff in there if you find yourself in a place you can't get out of use r to reset your character i think i'm about to be in that part there's an excavation equipment in your car after using it to secure the excavation area you'll need to get another set of equipment from the hub don't forget about this when you go on your next fossil site search and hard to reach in muddy terrain use the four by four drive you can reset the car by pressing r2 all right okay just hit like hit his head like i'm dead like the odd it's over that's it all right i gotta do this right like i a miss lodge hammer cool i said how do i get how do i get this out of the way let's go pick it up i have to keep cutting it how many pieces do i need i just drive over it uh how do i pick it up oh there you go nobody else works here right imagine my shit out of the windshield i don't do that with any bones that would be bad right this i love this music it's so like epic okay so i'm gonna go that way there's the dig site all right put it in four by four four wheel drive all right i can't go that way maybe i can you see they never show this in the car commercials because this is what fucking happens if you were to do this are that didn't do anything okay there we go oil drive get through the mud then i don't push the car i'm fine back into two-wheel drive let's go he's a hammer all right car need to have all wheels grounded to get oh i thought the wheels were all gone this is a big cheese it kind of is like a big piece of cheese isn't it how strong is this guy oh no fucking way hercules couldn't even do that in the movie that would be so funny there was sound effects it was like i definitely cannot pick this one up you big make your own sounds i can okay i don't i can get out of this is there any valuables here too like can i like uh sift for gold okay here we go we're here now i gotta get out and i've gotta do some excavation oh it's this way okay the near the tree all right somewhere over here bring your car up oh this is just like minecraft not really this is dinosaur poop simulator i don't think you could did dinosaur poo didn't fossilize wasn't it absorbed into the fucking ground [Music] is it okay here we go go what oh i have to park there secure the area oh it's just doing it this is funny is he going oh just should i skip it dude i'm sorry this game flows you know it's i can tell you i could tell you about these like these like five minute andes okay it's so it's been like fifty it hadn't even been 15 minutes you should play a different no stop oh wait how big is this area oh okay cool light checkers [Music] no checkers sucks okay here we go it does check okay checkers look i don't like chess either i'm gonna it's not look i think look checkers is not a bad game but checkers chess any game where i have to sit down like across somebody and move little pieces on like a game board and go against somebody else i don't care i'm it bores the absolute fuck out of me i would rather like just go like roll down a hill you know what i mean i don't wanna look i don't wanna play chess i wanna like roll down the hill i don't like want to play chess i but hey let's play chess dude oh just like please like i won't do anything else anything but chess anything but checkers or chess and i know there's some like really like high brain people that they get a lot of enjoyment from that shit you're really analytical and you like problem solving and stuff and that's awesome that's really cool i'm glad you have the capability to do that i just want to roll down a hill i don't i've ever i've always tried my brother was in the chess and he really wanted somebody to play with and he would just check mate me every fucking 10 seconds like he was just trying to find someone to play with and he'd be like hey man let's you want to play chess i was like yeah and i would just sit there and i would just i only the only thing i knew what to do in chess was move the pawns i didn't know how to do anything else so he would just i would move my pawns up sometimes two spaces sometimes one for no reason and they would like and checkmate me in like five minutes this happened every time um i've kind of feel bad looking back because he really did just really want to play and like the internet didn't exist right so you couldn't just like oh go play chess against like a computer you can just right now you losing viewers good right now you can open up any app any website you can literally go play chess right now in literally five seconds from right now i kind of feel bad for the people that really wanted to do that kind of stuff but they just have no i didn't have any access to it all right there's your story in the excavation area use the gpr to find the stones hidden underground ooh okay dig in the soil and sand with a shovel pay attention to the color of the cursor that indicates where you can use the tool all right so you gotta find the rock dig use the pickaxe to search the rocky ground pay attention to the color of the cursor that indicates where you can use the tool sick visual inspection at this stage will help you identify stones of other geologic periods you can remove them quickly let's go i love stories people happy losing viewers equals thinning out the weak did you hear that noise that was like oh okay grab a pallet what do i do with this oh there's no fossils in here okay i get it all right here we go now we gotta open up the machine that is this thing here all right find a good place for exploration and scan it all right scanning is it on the map no just somewhere here scanning this is a bunch of bullshit what's gonna happen is that somebody told me to come out here and do this there's nothing there's not gonna be anything here this is like this way somebody wanted to get rid of me for a few hours all of a sudden like all the sprinkler systems gonna turn on and just get me like soaking wet and i'm gonna be like fucking pieces of shit this is not right yeah dave go there and go look for dinosaur phones where there's nothing here how do i scan i'll just go out here there's nothing in this place place place flag where is this place go to the dirt mound oh my god what their everything's this whole thing is a dirt mound oh you mean this you mean the fresh dirt all right whatever it looks pretty good oh all right mark these two spots pull up market here right here okay there's a lot of fossils here there no what's your guys favorite dinosaur mine's the chicken look it up all right i think i got enough so now i gotta dig at these spots how far down do i go oh i got it oh shit i can't move i gotta get rid of this crap all right i okay be careful i get i gotta dig that out how do i is it can i get it i just pull it out put the chainsaw away how do i get this out [Music] dude there's probably like 10 dinosaur bones in here okay get it i pick it up first inspect the stone i'll inspect it [Music] dude stop digging hold on how do i inspect this inspect the stone how do i do that pick up use inspect right that's what i'm trying to do i need to do more pickaxe [Music] oh shit all right here we go fossils emit small amounts of radiation okay yes that was a bad one that wasn't that was not a funny one then i did it i'll do it again i'll do it better okay that one's not as good either i'll try it one more time oh this wait radiation okay that was a good one use that one instead that one that was actually a pretty good one the first two were fucking cringe and awful all right this allows us to use the geiger counter to search for them it will be indicated all right cool none of those third one was fine use a towel to remove mud from the stone okay and then we can identify the species this is cool this is cool all right let's go oh i said bunka s the first time fringe there's no bones in this rock oh i can't get out of here hold on i mean there's no bones in this rock oh there are fossils in that little one because you need boneless rocks you don't want to have you want boneless buffalo rocks that's so stupid i love it okay prepare for transport use plaster to protect fragile fossils this so much this is this is cool you can pack it into a place to plaster stone in a shipping crate okay and then you see put it into a crate you're gonna bring the necessary amount of crates and then place the boxes with the fossils in your car and transport them to the hub transport that small chest can be transported by passenger cars for large you need a truck okay park your vehicle okay i got it big money can't move though i can't get i'm stuck i can't move it's r right i can't get unstuck r give me the fuck out of here all right i'm good but i need to check the other ones too why did i not bring a stepladder okay i gotta make a path would i put that let me do the thing with this this one right here right all right this is it so let's look at it okay yep there's bones in there [Music] plaster it up make sure we keep it safe okay i got a message evacuation oh never mind uh yeah the been secured yep transported okay yep okay now i gotta put this in a box over here why are you putting a cast on it okay yes okay unknown species unknown bone how many can i fit in here [Music] oh my god that what the hell was that sound let's get this shit out of me [Music] okay wait there's more stones i can fit one more in there [Music] all right let's this is fun i want to do this more am i uh this thing can i eventually get a bigger car where are all my markers oh you just hit that yucky's blanket you got it man all right let me clear this out because i don't want to get stuck like i just did dude we missed you i i haven't gone anywhere because i haven't hit the yoinky sploinky in like seven months you know there's other dances besides the yankees blankie right you know there's other things there's other movements you can do with your body you know that right is that a fossil i don't know okay there was another one here where is it let me check these does this have any fossils in it that's passive aggressive andy right there that's fine but you said it was fine oh you said it's fine that's fine that's okay sure oh that's fine whatever you say no dinosaur bones in there oh whatever all right let me there's other ones here [Music] and this one the guy flies in avatar alright let's identify these [Music] dig that up there's got to be one in here right get that out of here excuse me this out of here i don't want to confuse you with another one [Music] he's gone look at the cctv footage why did he do that why would he do that what was he doing all right let's take a look no no three in a row what about this one bingo all right get this shit out of here break this one up good get rid of it see you later all right so what's in here we got two stones now all right when i i i have to be honest with you turn off the music not yet not until i'm sick of it uh the first like 20 minutes of this game i thought we're gonna be just like like a piece of shit um i am over the last like 30 minutes have slowly been going this is actually going to be probably pretty cool this is actually going to be kind of fun like i was like this could be i don't know if i'm going to like this i think i'm actually going to really like this especially when you start like painting the dinosaur bones and stuff this looks like cornbread wait i can do three [Music] i can put one on top too all right i'm gonna get another one one can go up top all right let's keep this one area here ah we got it please turn the music off i'll just wait you know i think this is making me like into it for a minute i'll get bored of it in like 15 more minutes trust me don't worry can i get rid of this [Music] there's some shit right here [Music] this one what is even down here this one here all right let's see any of these have anything in it get that out of here [Music] the fuck are you talking about [Music] oh there's nothing here at all i did this okay i'm an idiot where's the over there there's nothing there [Music] how come you like boring games not everything has to have like machine gun fire okay not every game needs to have machine gun fire okay every video game does not have to have it doesn't have to have it to be an enjoyable experience oh i'm a boring fucking person so there is your answer dude those are the uh dude oh wow like i wonder what his life is like when he's not streaming i'm a boring fucking guy okay um i think was last night i fell asleep i had my ipad and i fell asleep too this is like kind of crazy this is why i had like a nightmare i was watching a showcase like a halloween convention showcase where they show all like the animatronics and shit and i fell asleep to it and it autoplayed like five years of their convention like if you scroll through these videos it's like oh it's like the biggest halloween convention or something and it's like a huge thing and they showcase all the new animatronics and halloween scary stuff right and i just sit there dude like this just like i'm not doing anything else right but if you scroll through it was like five straight years of their convention and people going to it like hours of videos and i shit you not almost every 10 to 15 seconds you hear this this like fucking face peeled off zombie going like this it was literally the whole video and i was i felt i slept to that was anything in here they all do that too when do you okay the i all those like crazy animatronics they all do that like really strange like movements it's just so unsettling it's so scary and i i i make this reference to you too animatronics like the halloween ones where it's like the ghoul that like moves and just kind of goes at you it reminds me like dark souls enemies they're just these mindless brainless things that just i'm getting you now like here i come and that's why dark souls is so scary i we talked about that when i play an elden ring but all the from software ai it it's just i'm killing you i'm killing you i don't care about anything else i don't give a shit about anything else i my programming is just get that fucking guy right now it doesn't there is no like oh he's running i'll back off a little no it's just until i get you it's horrifying it's like a nightmare it's a dream that's why those things are so scary they just don't stop that's why michael myers was scary michael myers didn't do anything like i could probably sprint punch michael myers in the face and knock him out and he'd be dead you know what i mean like i could probably like full sprint fucking smash him in the head like right here he'd just be like but and it would take one punch in his right ear and he would his head would explode i'm telling you his head would explode but no because he's just like just walks forward and has no emotion he just has like an ai that's like go get that person just walk at them that's why it was just holy shit this is terrifying [Music] anything in this one oh all right where was i digging i completely forgot we started talking about halloween stuff but yeah i was sleeping to that it is every 15 seconds just screaming no wonder i had a fucking nightmare i gotta turn autoplay off man i it's seriously but i oh i always just forget to cause i'm logged in how many pieces of furniture do you have i don't know like five have a chair two chairs i think table i don't know i got five pieces of furniture maybe [Music] fuck i said this is gonna be a chill stream i say that every time then i just i don't know i'm like fucked up i'm gonna give myself another headache like i had yesterday all right let's uh get this sealed up you need to inspect it first oh shit i'm not inspecting it that's right perform a visual inspection oh fuck i like plastered those without knowing what it was oh shit well uh jerry you that's great you found these fossils but you um like mummified them and we're never gonna know what they are thanks okay well i know what it is are there any more all right i get it now next time i'll be out there so this is a head like a skull this is music uh this is this this song is called the river dove flow uh i forget the artist but it's the river oops the river the river doth flow i don't have no idea okay so i did it now i gotta get out of here i gotta go back to the um campsite i probably should actually be careful you can probably dump this i'm gonna do the right thing there's no way in fuck you know what the word doth means it means does or do how's that wrong yeah like oh whether thou doth go or not whether you will go or do or not to be or not to be vowed off the question don't crash into a rock what does it actually mean then how's that wrong what what does it actually mean what does doth mean does it mean like to do like to go like doth like to do does [Music] it does yeah what are you talking about don't make me seem like i'm an idiot [Music] this is music this music got cooler [Music] i can i put this down and open it up and see what's in there i open this i can't open it [Music] unknown species [Music] just throw it over there [Music] oh i can't all right open tablet to leave this area and transport the findings to your museum [Music] okay [Music] i can hire a worker okay so i can go back to the museum how do i you want to send the crates yes yes i do [Music] what does doth mean tell me or i'll turn the stream off right now i'm going to turn my stream off i'm going to hit end stream i'm hovering over it right now what does doth mean three two what it means to thank you for saving the stream lucky lucky take me long to get to the museum but even though the trip was quick i couldn't stop thinking about the job i was constantly preoccupied with collecting and preparing dinosaur bones when i arrived at the museum's lab it was time to start cleaning what i had found it was a fascinating experience it required a lot of time and attention but the result was always worth the effort i there's a lot in this game this game is fun okay moving the crates around with the box with also the cleaning station that's it it's so visual that's why i've been able to just blow through this tutorial it's a look at this remove plaster and extract fossil from the stone using the of available tools almost said avalanche oh after extracting the fall so make a decision who should clean this set of bones you or the museum employee should not what somebody else is going to do if you clean the bones by hand pay attention to the game controls in the upper left corner here you'll find some useful features such as focus mode and highlighting of uncleaned areas [Music] oh that just scared the shit out of me i thought there was a monster in here what is this thing is it why am i skiing okay cool get off the forklift all right what do we got in here unknown bone unknown species let's take a look all right let's clean it i get is off it's a loot box i just carve it this way oh there we go okay so now i'm looking for the where was the fossil right there watch out don't break it don't break it can i break it if i'm not careful i'll clean it i don't know i won't do it clean it whoa oh shit i broke it i think i broke it did i break it cleaning scope oh wait you could see magnified that's funny i need to rotate this all right so what is that remember remember that one okay this is gonna take too long [Music] these just look like the dinosaur chicken nuggets well they are based in reality send fossil to preparation room watchers skip what watchers don't listen to don't you gonna let somebody dictate what you should do you listen to one person dictate what you should do with like what you do with your time think about that all right let somebody tell you how to dictate your time right stay listen to that guy all right i'm just paying creating some barbecue sauce on these is it ready oh what am i supposed to do this [Music] there's so much going into this what is going on look at how much is going into this there's something kind of like therapeutic about doing what i'm doing though this is kind of i like this [Music] can i upgrade the tools are there upgrades in this game you're ruining them dinosaur ribs those aren't done that's not done all right what's the next step when i drop them into the hot vegetable oil [Music] we got a joint cooking up dinosaur bones like you wouldn't believe full of flavor i've been coming here for 25 years that's don stevenson he got the joint from his granddad so what made you want to eat dinosaur bones well my grandfather was a paleontologist and one day he's out there decided to take a little taste snack on some of the bones he had found and realized that there was still some pretty delicious marrow in there and some meat's still there well he opened up this place and i've been taking it all over ever since he said among us all right spin it around um this oh my god this is what it takes to do this just spray paint them whoa remember you'd make a bad dentist it's really simplified dude millions of year old fossils so what you got cooking in here oh these are two rex legs uh only eight of these exist on earth oh wow so you marinate those yeah water water from the shrink he goes he like goes and dips his finger in the water and this from the sink in the bucket and goes buddy oh it's like that's just that's just sink water okay yeah yeah let's go take it from this into the skeleton or store it in the museum store room oh after cleaning and collect connecting the skeleton pieces you can proceed to complete the entire dinosaur when the knowledge tab on your tablet becomes available you'll again the ability to manage dinosaur skeletons really you can move it into an exhibit that's crazy okay design mode oh shit i don't know where this goes i don't know where this is supposed to go oh now yes i do [Music] do i have the whole thing i do what the hell is this uh i'll take it don't drop it oh look it's right here oh whoa okay so i'm assuming the other stuff is the head and the legs dropping just shatters oh it's uh it's bob's dino grill calling i heard you dropped a dinosaur bone and shattered on the ground mind if i come come take that for you for like 40. i haven't eaten here for 25 years yeah so what what you you got a statistic for us don't you don't you bob yes i do yes every single person that's ever eaten here has gotten sick every single one every single one every single one guy i think this is the virta of the vertebrae but i have to manually clean this don't i all right we're going to do the speed run what's up somebody said it'd be a bad dentist did you see what i just did i gotta get a worker [Music] i need a worker was your face cam shaking um because the wind is really windy here in vegas i told you guys jesus no it's because my mouse is on my desk and my desk is connected to the monitor the monitor is sitting here and the webcam is on the monitor so when i should go like this i shake the whole thing and i'm like shaking right now here i really probably should put this somewhere else shouldn't there ones are so small i hate it they're too small these little meatballs oh i hate it i just have to like to hate them you got okay this for those new viewers out there i hate needing to like hold left mouse button down and like trace like really small tiny little areas really consistently oh it just makes me want to scream it makes me want to scream like i just want to like just get up and run in a fucking circle i just had like my arm i hate it like feels fucking i hate it bonkers you only gotta spray this once like don't spray this too much in the bathroom you know what i mean i know people like i know if you go to the bathroom you really don't want anyone to know you went to the bathroom you're doing that don't fucking do this you just literally like this this is all you need ready that's it and then fucking stop and then just leave relax why can't i uh right on the rotisserie i love it ah i'm serious [Music] i would be a horrible dennis you're right you're like with your mouth open this dentist is like really leaning in and slowly cleaning each tooth and then goes like ah just be like ah what's he doing [Music] nah sorry man i just like i just hate like being like doing tiny little movements my arm gets long i feel weird i would think there was a spider in my mouth [Music] it was the other day true stop shaking your webcam stop shaking your webcam i'll put it somewhere else later i'll like glue it to the fucking wall or something i don't know where are you supposed to put a webcam to like prevent that from happening [Music] i don't you know what i mean one of us would put up webcam to make this not happen you're the streamer i mean like you lose a dslr with a stand i'm not using a dslr no fucking thanks nope no i don't want i don't want you guys to see every individual pour on my face sorry not happening not pushing 40. not pushing 40 that's not happening you we want to see you in 4k i don't want to see me in 4k so why would i want you to see me in 4k what an insecure millionaire ah let's go this dude's not what are you saying we want to see we want to see your beautiful face you're looking at it literally looking at it right now donate your teeth no shut up in a nice way right shut up in a nice way [Music] these bones are so little all right so i can have somebody do this and i do the the digging part right do i have to make money or something or do i have to do these for you because it's a tutorial this is kind of relaxing though i could see this just kind of hanging out and just doing this exactly what i'm doing right now [Music] that other one's definitely the head no way it's not it is this is a big one okay so now can i just have somebody do it shut up in a respectful way it's the whole skeleton can i live in your pores you're fuck that's fucking weird i don't whatever find that person though oh my god look at there's tons of little things in here okay also preparation room what happens if i do that where is it did somebody else do it do i have to go get it oh okay somebody's just doing it oh this is way better fire yeah i could have had one going while i did the other one they're way faster than you i just started working here [Music] what is this prestige road map it's almost done i thought you were being attacked by a serious uh serious scam i can't even say serious sam enemy this irl takes about five years oh my god that's so much better [Music] so with this i can put i can display this holy shit that wind i feel like my fucking oh that's scary the head like look at these eye bones okay all right i have a full dinosaur what kind of dinosaur is it the museum i was doing my internship in was getting ready for renovation i was afraid my classes were about to be cut because of that i couldn't have been more wrong about this one turns out the exhibition hall was being revamped and i was asked to participate in the redecoration but that's not all of it we were also given a second complete skeleton of orthothomimus orthothermic dinosaurs for one display well let's just say all the pictures i've done i studied as a kid came to life in my head jesus just give in to my imagination this wind is fucking scary man all right put it let's jack it up i don't can you guys hear it it's violent oh my goodness what the fuck i don't even know you can hear it but that's fucking insane they'll unload interior design [Music] tab wait a minute wait up here okay here we go you fuck off fuck off fuck off with this holy shit off with this this wind is scary yeah i hope you get i don't know if you guys can hear it i'm trying to see if you can hear it all right setting up skeleton whoa you can do this you make a habitat wow okay you can change the skeleton's pose the grass and stuff that's cool look at the decoration symbols place decorations and shit this is fun rotate and scaling [Music] what okay okay next pose i can pose it wait what this is cool all right hold on i need to how do i rotate it right there and i want to do a pose that one's kind of cool yup that's where it's going okay now brass jesus christ gravel i like the grass or the sand that's kind of cool too turn off the noise gate oh my god guys okay i'm going to turn the noise gate off this is what it sounds like without the noise gate are you ready hold on just wait i mean you can hear it a little bit but wait till the huge one happens i just want to catch a big one i feel like we're like storm watching right now he's gonna do a joke isn't he no it's not a joke it's fucking crazy sometimes vegas gets 70-plus mile-per-hour winds now i want a big one to happen before i continue when a big one happens but every time i go jesus that's what you that's what i'm reacting to now it's not gonna do it because i'm like waiting for it to happen no no he's gonna just do a huge fart i'm like okay guys wait for it and i just go like that would be really funny it would be like probably piss a lot of you off but all right i'm going to give this like 20 or 30 more seconds 10 more seconds viewers dropping it's i don't care 10 secs come on just do it so i can stop doing this viewers rising i don't care that was a mini one ten seconds every time i talk it happens it doesn't want to do it now whatever okay just know that it's really crazy you know what i mean what does my stream sound like with the noise gate at like a million percent hi hi hi hi hi hello hello what does that sound like i just fucking screamed into the mic can you hear it okay let's get back to what we're doing that's unfortunate i really want i want you guys to hear it okay so like you're trapped in a box of frosted flakes hello is that what it sounded like i i'm gonna go with the stones a huge one just happened and i get right when i turn it off i only have one plant big plants i'll get rid of that freeze grass all right that's mine that looks good perfect looks good to me wait a minute take out oh shit i need i need more room i guess could fit here uh how do i move this back again that's okay um this i need to can i so what should i sell this like this stupid fucking zamboni machine is in the way how do i get rid of that back back up i have to get remove this thing this is pretty fucking cool i like that that's that that's pretty museum like i like this one all right walls ooh i like that i like this one i like this one no i don't this one's good all right decorations we need a bench here people can sit and look at them fighting each other i want a plant over here oh a little bigger than that paintings stagger them stagger them okay cool i found that okay what's this that doesn't look bad all right now i need to i gotta can i move this over i gotta move this over here kind of in the way though isn't it wait what's that mean oh i i this thing's how do i make it so i can fit it the paintings suck i get one big exhibit yeah how do i do that can i put them both in here can make it just one huge exhibit right and put the other one in right i can alright nice nice nice this is perfect okay so i want to put this one here rotate it it's too big that's not bad if it right there all right i want to pose him though yep that's all right that looks fine we need some more plants and shit though move this over here this looks pretty good that looks fine okay now we need um there's a little like bird nest for this all right that's good okay we got it look beautiful stunning close these fucking windows i don't want people looking in here for free cut these up oh ooh what's that dinosaur claw whoa i'm in a weird mood tonight and i'm really sorry that was the last day of my internship too symmetrical a great adventure just came to an end the night i was packing to go home the telephone in my room rang i couldn't believe it the weird phone the director called to ask me to stay and help the museum build a bigger skeleton there was a vacant position because one of the workers got sick i felt bad for the guy but i was so glad there was a chance to work in the museum for longer the decision was a no-brainer i went to the museum the next day although the place wasn't new to me this particular moment felt different it was the first time i was asked to enter the museum's workshop with my heart pounding and my hands sweating i walk towards the door okay just in case i gotta shake somebody's hand oh wow this is a tyrannosaurus rex gotta admit the bigger skeleton the director was talking about was indeed a huge one i was dumbstruck when i was faced with the legendary tyrannosaurus even in my dreams i would never fathom that our museum was in possession of such a treasure complete the t-rex you got it oh collectively everybody in the room oh oh this is tongue never mind shut up please okay i'll shut up how am i supposed to get those up here i have to walk i can can i throw i can't i have to walk individually no i don't so i could have decorated this place when do we start making money what i want to know i want to go dig some more that was really fun i did it a completed skeleton of tyrannosaurus looked majestic and i had the honor to contribute to it yet another beautiful moment that has been etched in my memory open your window no it sounds like interstellar it does it does if i saw the movie which i haven't i don't know pretty amped up never seen that movie marks were great just pretended to know what you meant any problems finding a job but that was about to change soon for the first six months after graduation my focus was to find a job in the field of paleontology or at least something that relates to it i submitted my resume for every paleontologist job i could find but your negative job already jobs are either already taken or i lack the experience after six months i started looking for any job but that also didn't come easily i was trying hard but to no avail not a good movie but everyone saw it i didn't see it one year after graduation things finally started to turn around although it wasn't exactly how i imagined it did i give my spider-man take yet did i get my my new spider-man movie take yet okay i didn't okay let me give you my spider just real quick uh the second half of the spider-man no way home movie felt like a college humor video is it is that that's my that's the take that's the only that's the take i'm gonna have that's the only take i'm gonna give you like i felt like an old college humor video from like 2000 like 11 200 like eight um did i think it was a bad movie no it was very it was very enjoyable it was very enjoyable but i almost kind of felt like like the second like third of the movie i was expecting actors to look into the camera and smile after saying anything like oh yeah blah blah blah blah like that's what i was expecting like after every like three or four lines i i thought it was good i liked it i liked it but i like i felt like i was just watching a movie you know what i mean it was like a movie it's like hey we're we're making a movie right now are you do you know there's a movie on the screen it was like it was like hey just want to let you know they're watching a movie right now hey this is a movie you like movies don't you you've seen movies haven't you you're a big fan of movies i like movies too am i is this my house and hey let me let me i'm going to be very honest with you spiderman is my favorite character in everything it's not batman it's not captain america it's spider-man spider-man is my favorite character and i think the trilogy was the best spider-man trilogy the best spider-man movies that they've ever made what about sam raimi's spider-man movie all right get up let go of me yeah they're great but i think they i think this trilogy was great i think they were great i thought like homecoming was fucking amazing far from home i loved it this one i liked it i really liked it i liked it i liked it a lot that's it venom be careful how do i go in my house where are my keys but a part of me almost felt like in some of the scenes in the new spider-man movie like the director was just gonna start walking around on the set with like a fucking stone at his hand with like the thing in his hand like just be like this looks good okay just like walking around in the background all right how do i select drone no i want to go how do i go in my house what was the objective 35 year old man complains about comic book movies i'm not complaining that's not a complaint that was a very very mild observation it was mild it was very very mild okay how do i go in my house holy shit i get every channel on every from every country that literally every country on earth i get all their tv stations i'd love to get in here that was a mild take okay come on oh my god what is this why is there a car made out of ground beef in my house how do i get in here what's going on how do i get in the house i have to go in the garage dude why can't i go on my front door my grandfather left his car workshop to me as well well watch out for the red barrels talented when it came to the automotive world but and at that time the thought of becoming a car mechanic i'm not going in there if there's red barrels like bright red barrels is like those explode i'm not going in there there was one time grandpa bought an old russian truck that was clearly beyond fixing but that didn't scare him he always used to tell us he'd finally finish repairing it unfortunately his body didn't catch up with his spirit and he had to pass on his little project i decided to clean up the workshop for him [Music] yeah dude i don't know uh like bright red barrels with like the flame sign on them we are slowly getting these out of the house we're removing these okay this what do i do it's like what can i just like no i can't what does this have what the fuck dude what is going on in here yeah my grandfather collected exploding barrels and he kept them all in his garage for some fucking reason i don't know why i don't know why i'm gonna do i have to fix the car what the fuck was in there wash your hands wash your hands grandpa was shitting into a box wash your hands immediately go wash your hands right now i found the lost fossil piece that i found during the school trip despite it being over 15 years ago i felt the exact same mix of excitement and joy that i'd felt on that beach years ago the desire to search for fossils has become immediately obvious with full force all my problems this game is cool i actually think this is a fun game just had to put it into action i started implementing my plan by acquiring a set of excavation tools this was possible thanks to a garage sale right now we're not gonna we're gonna glaze over the fact that grandpa has a bunch of like fucking gas tanks in his garage i thought those were like guns i got my like rifle collection okay check your desk from time to time you may find a pale intelligent dude there's a lot of content in this game i'm not going to let the negative andy's here tell me there's a lot of interesting con this is foo this is cool i think this is actually pretty cool i do okay like you can paint wait i can mess with the car in the next room in the garage the museum you can see a map on the wall it will show available locations that you can travel to can i go to nevada if nevada is in this game and i can go to like las vegas this is a b plus this game is a b you can also find your collectible items discovered during research expeditions this is like my house this is cool okay so what's on the news dinosaur skeletons are waiting to be discovered choose a toy hard difficulty don't get me i don't want to do that all right let's um let's go you okay those elbows are a little fucked up he's supposed to be going like this like with his arms like on his sides he's like a muscle shirt button up on all right now i need one more finishing touch you his teeth are kind of fucked up um this is just like somebody drawing like their boss you know what i mean like oh there he is that motherfucker like oh this is the boss you're gonna get fired this is too much empty space up here there's too much empty space up here i'm not happy with this piece i ain't happy with this get back to work yeah i crumpled it up before the boss gets over i'm like what you working on over there ah just like just like you know stats and shit i was drawing the boss there's too much empty spacer i'm not happy with this i'm gonna throw it all away put sunglasses on them no no i'm not happy with this how about like a house the background right we gotta have like some some uh focal point right see that he's in the foreground don't adjust your fucking tv man don't adjust your screen this is perspective here he's in the foreground don't be alarmed you it's kind of scary the house shouldn't be like alive he's focusing i feel like this is okay don't they do those things where it's like the way you draw a house the way you draw a person the way you draw a son isn't this like you can determine the kind of like personality like psychology that i have or something right i feel like i just did all of those so there you go all right now what do i how do i what do i do with this it's just going to be can i hang this up i definitely did not draw these i did not the same person did not draw those at all what the fuck dinosaurs on mars okay so now what do i do i'm trapped in here get me out of here all right i'm fine holy shit what did you get a military vehicle why do i have a military truck i'm sorry guys they both have to be jurassic park themed trucks okay oh you've you really leaning into that here that's good okay i'm ready make it bright pink it's like a big bubblegum car all right that's good ah germa oh i know hey germa all right now what do i do that where's my blue though i need blue i need to okay i need a third car and that third car has to be like an aqua like a teal nice thanos truck it's not the thanos truck it's literally bubble gum pink what kind of insane person puts their lawnmower on a shelf like this am i weird for not ever doing that what do i do with this stuff these are all locked it's all locked am i insane for not how do you just get it down like how do you pull it down that's a lot of tools okay where's my what do i have to do messages travel i think i just go right i just go somewhere else knowledge management whoa oh i have no points workers how do i get out of here what do i do how do i like get out of here travel i have no destinations i got no destinations have to read the newspaper play fortnite instead i would never mind how do i get out of here you should dig here oh there we go okay all right we're going up to canada canada we're gonna be taking the grandpa truck let's go up into canada i need some more of this i need some more of my drink can we take a quick break right so can i can go fill up my drink again i'm gonna fill my drink up right back i want more of a drink green tea relax right back well it's green tea with vitamins with vitamins all right baby [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] foreign so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] boys and girls i have a treat for you i have a treat for you i completely forgot about this until i just was reminded so uh the vada science center you guys remember uh this past year uh we did that kind of all the raising the money and stuff and the community was able to give them ten thousand dollars if you remember pretty cool shit they sent they sent [Music] some really cool shit i don't even know what half of it is but let's you want to examine it there's like i uh they sent literally fossils actual fossils here you really want to take a look let's take a look [Music] i don't know what a lot of this stuff is but we'll find out right oh the game can wait for just a sec oh my god i look like crazed okay so let's take a look at some of this stuff they're in these little bags i think this is i don't know what this is but it's some type of fossilized like pyrite there's a bunch of these there's like at least four or five of these it's in this cute little bag i think is full of gold yeah hey that's cool you see very cool but that's not necessarily a fossil right this is be careful i don't like break this i think this is like a tooth i think they explained what they were i just don't remember take a look at this thing this is crazy looking yeah look at this this is like this is look at this thing this is like a tooth what is this isn't that crazy looking it's like a dinosaur tooth or like a shark tooth it's smooth on the other side right but over here it's really shiny fossilized like shark truth or fossilized dinosaur tooth that one's really cool is it a plant it looks like a tooth that's a crustacean you idiot no this is a crustacean you idiot oh my god this is kind of delicate this is like a whoa i don't remember seeing this one this is a fossilized cinnamon bun roll cinnamon bun roll that's like a shell it's like a seashell look at that can you get it get a better view here cool it's pretty decent you can't really see maybe but it's really detailed it's like a nautilus or something right there's another one here too what's this one this one feels weird what the fuck is this whoa this one's crazy oh my god it's like a it's a fucking skeleton this is actually a skeleton are you ready for the reveal check this out it's like a rib cage or something look at that that's like a of like an animal's rib cage it's like embedded in there it's crazy looking it's like a big fossilized bug or something whatever it is what's it called it's trilobite it's an ancient pill bug all of a sudden like six legs break out from the sides and like look like crossing my mouth what is what is that extinct marine anthropos that form one of the earliest known groups of anthropods their first appearance so this is a legit fucking real animal here oh whoa what's weird it's like you can see it's tail i didn't show you this part can you see you see like that ridge in the middle there that's like its tail whoa this is weird cool all right it's going back in the bag that's what they looked like dude it moved i want to look at this one again so you guys saying this is not a tooth this is like a leaf i know for a fact that they described them when they sent them i just kind of forget it's been a while yeah look at the pattern on that that's insane looking look at it it's like a is it a leaf it's just wild looking some kind of shell yeah that's cool yeah well what a perfect time to do that i'm probably gonna wash my hands i think i don't know i feel like if you touch like a five million year old animal i feel like i don't want to like put my hands on my face is that weird like i feel like i should wash my hands shouldn't i all right back i'm going to wash my hands give me one second [Music] so [Music] yeah i guess i don't know i'm gonna have like some 10 million year old bacteria [Music] get into my body or something [Music] all right let's go it's a rock it doesn't matter terminates a rock i i don't know it could be something to be embedded some kind of bacteria or something i don't know who eats rocks wait i'm gonna put i'm not gonna put like my hands on a rock and put my hands in my mouth i put my hands in my face all the time you did you eat rocks that was that was for research purposes not for to eat for pleasure right that wasn't for me to i wasn't hungry that was for research purposes to determine where the how old that rock could have been that was for research purposes that was for me to determine how old the rock was let's go i think he's on meth while cleaning the garage gave me an idea to call my university professor during our conversation it was cool that he was about to start a new phase of research in exactly the same place as before however has changed since then they look like face huggers the other day enclosed and the underground search for fossils will be conducted at a deeper level than before despite the limited budget he had at his disposal we reached an agreement and i signed the contract look up isopods they're like dinosaur bugs yeah that's they're scary they're scary okay back to the game oh i'm in like this is a bigger open world now all right so we're gonna go through the same thing what's the map look like uh where's the dig site there is none i just have to go find it let's go most sensitivities gotta go down like way down there we go i have enough boxes i need boxes i need my excavation equipment to be loaded changing cars and fast travel yet you can change cars and travel around off-road an important part of the hub is the laptop workstation change the car if you feel like it okay fuel tanks are used to refill gas canisters i feel like that's not gonna be too important but it might be later uh on the hub you'll find the equipment necessary to set up your excavation as well as empty boxes for transporting fossils with the crates for the fossils that you want to transport to the museum in the highlighted area yep okay i want a few of these right our managing station car switching and fast travel once you have hired the right employees to be able to use the fast travel tab okay i need to hire employees to fast travel that's good to know and i can just switch cars to the laptop okay act digging tools our trunk is full with what was in the trunk canister into the car okay all right so we're good right this symbol crates can be packed only into the back of the trunk which is occupied at the moment so wait can i not bring these are they i think there's already a couple already in there i don't know i need to make two trips what about over here i like over there is it my free to explore now where should i sit up what about like right here area in its lowest part this is where i was to start my search what have i ever done a dumbledore impression strong wind had destroyed the excavation equipment so my first job was to clean up the exploration area and set up a new fence i've never done a dumbledore impression oh okay i'll try oh harry as you know the three houses must come together in harmony harry like that is that good there's so much shit everywhere hold on that was voldemort that was harry potter dumbledore oh yes his full name harry potter dumbledore no i said name of the series colon name of the character hey there's some okay i do have to have to close a whole row to this bullshit i'm not doing it i'm just clearing this part to drive over it do your classic cookie monster voice um cookie monsters like tasmanian devil if you you have to go all in or it's not going to work you can't do a cookie monster impression by just going like oh no no no you have to go all in please four wheel drive come on i don't want to clear this whole thing i just want to go maybe it'll unstuck me on the other side you just put me on top of these wait no it worked oh my god come on unstuck it again i'm already over the thing i'm already there you go all right we're good so where do i want to set up shop here oh do a cookie monster impression now i forget what cookie monster sounds like it's like a second you need like almost like a voice changer with it hold on what does cookie monster sound like it's like um what does it sound like it's kind of like uh oh cookies i love cookies right something like that i don't know it's something like that the problem is that i didn't i didn't go all in let me try let me go all in with it and see what happens this cookie is delicious i love cookies oh yes cookies that's not that's nearly really not that good but i mean it's how do you even do it it's so gravely that it kind of hurts that's just an orc i'm done doing that i'm not doing it ever fucking again for the rest of my life none of you are going to hear that ever again i promise you notice it's the ow it's the part i fucking hate that don't you like the right it's like shut up i hate it that's the worst impression no it's not not even close i gotta secure the area secure it left mouse button i need to secure this area let's go secure it secure it secure it i can't i'm clicking secure it secure the area oh there we go all right we can skip this i'm excited now now we can actually do the the fun part why would i drop down the sky okay use your laptop to transport crates by drones oh i can call it really well let's just let's do this let's get started here other tool information what about the other tools underwater fossil searching um okay turn it on suck out all the water all right diving dry the area suck out all the water shallow water that blocks digging must be pumped out with a diesel water pump place it in the highlighted spot turn it on and wait until the water is completely bummed out and then connect the lamp in case it gets dark out and then you got a generator just in case it gets um you need electricity all right other tools all right let's go uh let's pump it up wait i need my device right these have fossils in them [Music] i'm fucking drowning okay okay you can die i i need my um there's a death mechanic you almost became a fossil i need um my thing uh where's the little ghostbuster tool did i bring my ghostbuster tool there it is i'm gonna go clean him up and throw him over here just remember that's what those are [Music] all right let's do an inspection here [Music] anything oh what about the one i threw over here nope nope nope okay i have to take him out and throw him it's a giant gold nugget what would that be worth a gold nugget this big would be worth how much like a few million in this some asteroid or something that's worth like 50 trillion dollars in gold or something yes there is there is right am i just making that up i gotta check on these ones my uncle has that asteroid are you serious you're not even you're not subscribed [Music] what is that these guys this this guy's got a net worth of like 50 trillion dollars all right let me check these but what if he doesn't like your stream that's fair what if he does though [Music] there's nothing in any of these shitty rocks something's moving in this one this one's gonna hatch [Music] okay i don't want to get confused because i'll my uncle learned how to do a kickflip last week you're not subscribed either but you didn't celebrate your uncle's kick flip and subscribe here really i don't think there's anything even down here i'm just doing this for no reason so uncool yeah i mean that's like not cold [Music] i don't want to have to keep coming down here throwing rocks can i suck up all the water one of these has to have something right what is it i can't identify it my first professional excavation oh he's having a monologue here fondly once i took a good look at the fossils i found i knew i discovered something huge i told my professor about it right away what's huge what is it what'd you find all right is it gold no it's something something actually pretty important i think i think it's important dromacerous albert tenses he arrived at the excavation site in person and confirmed my assumptions in fact what i it was an important enough discovery for a professor to reach out to media did you see that which we're happy to take up the topic soon my discovery had become a countrywide sensation uh did it blink did you guys see the power like that the flight lights just flicked uh okay well i hope power doesn't go out there's probably more in here it's probably the whole dinosaur for god's sakes i'm going to do this okay just bear with me it's gonna be the whole dinosaur down here yeah of course it is all right the whole dinosaur is down here [Music] got it that's such an excuse to end the stream early bro my power just flickered what like you could just see the lights flick i i said ah man uh power's gonna go off probably guys sorry streams uh what are you talking about you just you just watched it save the game i got an autosave junk [Applause] wait what happened to the one i just was looking at where is it okay that's the tail yeah this is the same one tail set two back right limb all right send this back to the um i gotta send these back all right send these back how many fingers am i holding up zero you're just typing in a chat room come on man all right small crate delivery of crates call drone do not have it i can't do it did i not upgrade it nothing here right nope there's definitely at least one or two of the head has to be in here the whole thing's in here bro just carry them i don't want to carry them what are you talking about that's so far [Music] i throw these out no i'll do three at a time that's probably easiest bingo nope oh two here okay let's break it up this game i like this game i'm skipping class for the stream you need to be funny no you need to go to class and turn off your phone or your laptop whatever it is and not be watching the streamed or what are you what are you doing you need to be focusing on class right now [Music] okay so this is plastered up can these fit in with more than one thing you're learning archaeology right now do your fucking homework do your homework all right that's a left limb i don't have enough space i need more crates um all right well i have to i gotta what do i do with this i can't hold on you're such a teacher i need to have a drone come pick it up wait i just do it no how come you're so catty tonight i don't know what do you what does that mean why am i so catty am i catty tonight name the field of research this is paleontology okay well i can at least store the other ones i have to come back and upgrade or something and put this on the roof dude i can't even store this on the roof are you shitting me i need to put it in the storage area for the drone shit oh well i think i can at least store this one um okay so where do i get another pallet right here small crates three to six large crates yeah i don't think i can pick these up i think i actually have to drive that back call the drone yeah i can't i don't think i have it like uh like unlocked i don't think i have it unlocked my uncle is skipping work to watch the stream these aren't you're in a semi-stop the laptop yeah look look look i just what laptop management station e like i can't do anything pallet 2 small crate full i can't i think i have to upgrade this i have to buy it or something e cancel yeah i need to upgrade it i'm using this stream to de-stress nice hope you hope it works hope it's good all right i don't know i don't know i don't get it i think it's because i have small crates and not large crates here this game was fun this is a cool game i like this game this was cool but now i'm gonna play house of the dead this was fun oh my god jesus okay we're good this was fun i had a good time played for like three hours that was fun it was cool to hang out let's play house of dead i've been looking i want to play that is a good time to play it jesus christ is everything gonna be all right mom the stream might just get turned off alright give one sec

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Length: 169min 14sec (10154 seconds)

Published: Mon May 09 2022