Jerma Streams - MS-DOS Games (Part 8)

i love this comment somebody said well he's streaming the entirety of colombo on his other channel why do you know what colombo is why do you know what that is do they still play colombo on um like tbs for eight hours a day they still do that i i want to know what the royalties and kind of syndication rights that the colombo producers have because colombo has been i think syndicated and on more networks than seinfeld and friends combined i think there's like a 20 chance that if you change through television channels you'll land on colombo it's still like that i did not know that how are you good to see you things are going well give me one sec oh i thought i muted the mic holy shit why did the mic not mute that button doesn't work i just like moved my microphone to be closer to my face and i i thought i muted it i usually do i usually catch that but this button doesn't work i'm really sorry that should not have happened am i i'm doing pretty good i'm doing good let me just make a tweet daily streamer he said why are you six hours late um well here uh here's the thing yesterday i was supposed to stream at what four o'clock yesterday but what happened was i ended up playing i delayed the stream by like three or four hours and then played with uh ludwig charlie and connor and then the stream that was supposed to happen yesterday is happening just today i mean whatever oops wrong discord whatever all right i'm tweeting i'm tweeting i'm tweeting just wait i'm tweeting oops wrong discord i got the id you're wrong it's whatever was that even that bad okay the joke wasn't bad it was the execution that was the problem i got i had great joke writers yesterday it's just i as the actor screwed it up right you can't bla i'm also the writer too so don't get mad that was a good one it was so bad it was embarrassing was it really though i don't think so this is a pre-written stream i don't i never told you guys this but i have on my third monitor over here you notice how sometimes i kind of look over and like i'm not looking over at you guys like the chat room i'm looking at the other monitor i have about about six to seven thousand jokes that i have written out as one sentence kind of like little references something from like when i was a kid or whatever just here and i just look over and i pick one and i just say it um it's really really good like tip to if you like trying to like you know stream to an audience it's like i have like six or seven thousand kind of one sentence like hey like when aliens like show up like that kind of shit right that's like a sentence here if i hit like control f uh find uh d and i type like duncan that's two or three hundred of these lines here it's like dunk dunk dun dun dun dun dun dun dunk dunkin so this like i get pretty much any scenario i can just do it it's kind of like a like encyclopedia you guys ready to play ms-dos all these cutaway gags you should do a naked joke well a naked joke turns into a banned joke i just turn on the full face cam and just i just i'm naked and i just pointed the camera and go got you and then like that not like this image shows up and my stream's just gone that's how is that a joke aha that would be funny it's with you guys all right so we're going to play ms-dos it's returning it's been a long time since i've played it last ms doll stream i believe was probably like two years ago it's been a very long time it's been like at least a year or two i used to do this once a week because there are probably a thousand plus the ms dos pieces of software so we're going to play this is how we're going to do it the first one is going to be a big fan favorite i think one of the most requested dos games that i've received since saying i was gonna go back to this no not wolfenstein nope now we're talking about start kindergarten that's the that's the one that's been requested a lot i was told that the music in this game is the only reason to play it but we're gonna find out what that means finally a game fitting for chat i wonder how excited okay this is if you guys residence sleeper this game i'm gonna be real pissed i'm gonna be very unhappy if this is like oh dude next hurry up everybody pretend pogs until the thing that they're pretend pogging actually shows up i've learned this over the years i you know i get i get pog lit all the time you guys are just pog lighting me a lot oh my god you don't know dude you gotta do a pog pog jim oh my god pog he's gonna do it and then i do it this fucking sucks dude fucking do something else i would rather you play pick ross dude get the fuck out of here fucking turn your stream off all right here we go jump start kindergarten number one is the first one we're gonna do let's do it you guys ready are you find out [Music] all right it's so far so good we're at school hi click on the door when you're ready to come inside this is the song this is the song here [Music] this is crazy [Music] i love the tuba what about the garden can i go to the garden everything is clickable this was huge back in the fucking 40s everything was clickable yup you didn't think oh gerber you can't click on the tree and have oranges spawn what are you fucking dumb whoa whoa i need to do these streams more often this is really easy content [Music] you guys see oh they're on the swing hi click on the door when you're ready to come inside [Laughter] oh and he's not getting pog lighted no i'm not this time all right let's go let's get in [Music] there's a note what's the note say type each letter of your name on the keyboard click on the doorknob when you're done that's great bet you it's the same person that did every single voice in the whole game you want to talk about like compat like passionate game devs this is the programmer this is the voice actor this is the guy that made all the puzzles one man show truly um good afternoon hey i'm mr hopsilot your teacher click on anything you see or click on my ears for a surprise the teacher look at my ears for a surprise [Music] ready let's try a puzzle what no that's okay i don't know let's learn about letter sounds oh find the object that starts with the sound of w iron dirty wrench square nail xylophone rectangle i it's wrench wrench find the object that starts with the sound of k those pants are way too big by the way oh screw crew screw kite leaf volleyball brick kite find the object that starts with the sound of s skate skate find the object that i think it's a dolphin guys it's the sound of b but remember guys b b is bat find the object that starts with the sound of r rooster rooster find the object that starts with the sound of x x-ray x-ray this is worse than baby sensory videos find the don't like me starts with the sound of q don't pog light me q car quarter find the object that starts with the sound of oh this is not a surprise this is just like work owl find the object that starts with the sound of z z zipper there it is all right if he pulls this off i'm gonna lose it great job click on the puzzle who is that again no i don't want to play again i want to do something else let's learn about letters no i want to get out of here i don't want to be here find the box that has the letter h what no how do i leave find the box that find the box that has the letter h how do i get out of here click on the type of puzzle that you want to try arrow in the corner okay let's go find the box i'm not i don't want to do that i want to do this other stuff [Music] what's this thing do this is a drawing game i hope it's a drawing game listen carefully to the sentence i'm about to say then choose the pictures on the chalkboard that go with the sentence click on me to repeat the sentence or make up your own ready my teacher played with an ugly sheep in a tree i don't know who's the teacher am i supposed to know who the teacher is my teacher couldn't these all be a teacher say it again my teacher played with an ugly sheep okay in a tree who's the teacher the one with the glasses my teacher was it played well this is stepping on a bug is this it played with an ugly who's ugly my teacher played with and ugly they're kind of all ugly in a tree it's gonna be like the witch right my teacher played with an ugly sheep in a tree is this a sheep sheep [Music] in a tree all right that was fun you did it [Music] he hates this i like the light the music is fucking awesome next game no no you do by the way people that are coming in here and not following the rules by the way the rules are we have to spend at least 20 to 30 minutes in each one of these games you you can't you can't just come in here and break the rules that's not how it works [Music] purple table purple table i'm hold on i'm enjoying the game what's in here popcorn popcorn yarn basket phase why is there popcorn in the closet here all right people saying purple table is where the game starts all right let's see oh yeah you have to find the piece that doesn't belong before you can color the picture okay what piece doesn't belong glasses wow you did it yay change the picture by clicking on any piece when you like the picture select a color filling it in okay let's i definitely want okay let me get let me get let me set the scene here i don't like that one i like that i like that oh it's gotta be it makes sense it's gonna be the lobster yep okay i like this now what i didn't want to fucking do that the piece that doesn't belong before you can color the picture it doesn't belong to the dog fantastic all right i want to color the picture change the picture by clicking on any piece when you like the picture select a color and start filling it in that was like somebody that was like a someone put got their hand at a mousetrap and they held it up to the camera screaming and their eyes were like looking directly into the camera all right how about uh dark green how about green cool dark blue okay turtles are green light dark green ah damn it don't do it please don't do it don't do it it's gonna get clipped forever dark blue yellow i don't know this is fun pink there's a oh there's a log over there brown turtle shells is like what is the turtle shell what does the turtle show look like i'm gonna throw up why it's like brown right yeah what do you do for a living i'd rather not say orange stingray is it stingray dark green dark blue let's go make it make clean water that's going to be kind of oh that's kind of cool stingrays are like aren't they kind of like uh what what color is the stingray with the blue dark blue light green all right there we go this is pretty fuck jam do you really want to erase the whole picture do you want to save this picture no [Music] what else can i do what can you watch the tv show a for apple does it do the whole alphabet b for b all right we have to guess which what each one of these is going to be let's see how accurate i am c or carrot c for car fuck you all right that's zero out of one d for dog d for dog got it that's that's one out of two e for elephant e for egg oh why would you put egg that's so who's egg no elephant what kid who thinks oh yeah egg okay f f for fish f for fish [Music] g g for oh geez tricky goose g for goose g for giraffe i shouldn't know it's gonna be giraffe h is gonna be house now house h for heart oh god damn it okay whatever i i for iguana i for ice cream fuck [Music] jay [Music] jump j for jump no that's like a verb these are these are all gonna be nouns oh jb jump jump j for jack in the box [Music] a is gonna be kite hey is gonna be kite k for kite yes of course it is here we go i have to get a passing grade on this otherwise i failed a fucking first grid l for lion l for lobster what lobster a kid just no no kindergartner knows what a lobster is [Music] m or mu m for moon add an n let's get i get half credit for that one [Music] n for [Music] nice something like a little kid [Music] neat nice n for nest [Music] nose yeah nose up okay [Music] o is gonna be something like octopus watch it b it's gonna be like oboe o for octopus got it p is gonna be play or play not it's not gonna be prey it might be prey this is like night this is like 1982 it might be prey pray p for pump none of you got it right you guys are saying parrot penguin no q for quartz what kid would know anything starting with letter q quartz q for queen [Music] r4 [Music] rhino rhinoceros run rhinoceros r for rock rock s for snake every time guaranteed for soap [Music] t for time for tic-tac-toe that's three tic-tac-toe [Music] you umbrella u for umbrella thank you i'll take it v or i mean i'm get i got x is guaranteed by the way guaranteed v is violin v for vampire [Music] w for water or whale it's probably whale w for woodpecker these are also messed up okay if x is not xylophone i will okay if x is not xylophone i will literally get like a like a bubble blower and like blow bubbles into like the camera x for x-ray [Music] that's easy whatever [Music] y yo yo y for yo yo thank you and z for zebra and that's it [Music] z for zebra of course how is it not xylophone that makes no sense many did i get all right what's happening over here reading a book what is this thing is that i want to see what the numbers are there are there are there are rats here three one two sounds like the the caveman thing one two three one two three one two three it's the the caveman voice thing you're not gonna count 17 times right one two three four five six seven eight nine ten 11 12 13 14 13 15 16 [Music] i want to learn about that let's learn about letters oh sizes find the box find the find the box 30 minutes time is up yeah hold on almost done let's learn about numbers no sizes and i'm done find the box that matches the number three i can't do that [Music] you said 30 i know but just i want to see one i'm curious let's learn about letters click on the type of puzzle sizes that you want to try there you go okay let's learn about sizes find the biggest pig this one biggest pig find the smallest log this one's easy though smallest log find the smallest suck this one smallest sock i love that more than anything and they don't nobody does it anymore because it's like it sounds jarring smallest bare i made this joke a thousand times but i'm gonna do it again i love when there's audio files that are recorded independently and are pumped in and it's only said one way so you'd end up with scenarios where you'd have playing like a baseball game or like a football game or something back like a video game back in the day and they might even still do it i haven't played one in a while but if you were to pick like the toronto blue jays versus the toronto blue jays they would go the game we have coming up here is the toronto blue jays versus the toronto blue jays and i thought it was the funniest fucking thing i've ever heard i thought it was the funniest goddamn thing i loved it i would always just play the same team so i could hear it how big is it the smallest bear smallest bear find the smallest frog smallest what is this lava [Music] find the biggest dog biggest dog i definitely still do that find the biggest hippo what is this image behind here what is the scene this is the leaves and like grapes find the bigger pig bigger pig what are we looking at find the smaller ant smaller ant what is this is it grapes fantastic why is it covered in leaves click on the puzzle to play again all right 30 minutes is up that was uh wait is there anything else i can see that was jump start kindergarten let me just check make sure there's nothing i was like hold on you telling me i'm not going to blast the tunes here and we're about to move on you kidding me [Music] saturday night at the zoo the monkeys wanted something to do so they snuck our way into town and played even the bug is dancing [Music] here's the real sad part about this the kids think this is dancing that's been dead on the windowsill for like a week the vibrations of the loud music are moving that around and we're telling these children it's dancing [Music] everywhere all right do they can i change that oh it's the different songs [Music] one monkey went for a ride this is kind of dangerous isn't that kind of [Music] head dangerous right on the ground all right what give me something else why is it hands [Music] you can breathe [Music] your knees [Music] what do the animals do do what the animals do if i was a rabbit what would i do i'm not bringing my kids here ever again when i roast no marshmallows [Music] [Music] yeah i don't know i don't i don't like this [Music] just give my kid a worksheet and like a coloring book i don't want i don't want like animals to show up and do like songs and stuff i don't know [Music] this guy got in a car accident i better wash my knees [Music] turn that pose off holy shit this is fucked up we're just spraying this this guy in the face [Music] [Music] [Applause] i better wash [Music] okay i'm this is freaking me out i'm fucking out of here this is something this is for some of us freaking me out this is really weird right like something's weird uh let's go let's leave all right let's get out click on the basket to play the harvesting game whoa really click on the watering can to play the watering game all right i'll tell you how many plants i need then you click on a plant to put it in my basket roses and cabbages click on my basket flowers you'll have to hurry though that gopher loves to eat my plants i need six heads of lettuce ready set go one two two four seven eight nine oh oh that's too many oh let's play again [Music] i need seven four four heads of lettuce ready set i need four carrots onions four heads i need four carrots i need four onions four carrots one one four carrots how many do i need you did it that's just the number i need i need four i need carrots oops i did it wrong how many [Music] oh no the golfer ate up my garden no yeah they're in your bag stupid what's the watering game i like to make patterns see if you can guess the pattern of plants in my garden pattern what do you mean pattern this is all this is this is a bad idea can you guess what your carrots in here your carrots are gonna cannibalize the roots of your cabbage monster what do you mean pattern uh oh it's dinner time [Music] i imagine making this song and listening to it yes what i planted here like just except this is i love this somebody to compose this all right the next thing that's coming up is going to be a fucking dandelion oh sunflowers do sunflowers all right all right bro can you guess what i planted here uh yeah one of these you guessed it all right it's been 30 minutes oh my god this is boring oh it's what happened i'm having fun okay i'm having a good time is there anything else to do outside oh yeah this is fucking weird i have a camera no i want to do the picnic all right we got cookies watch [Music] out there's so many wild animals [Music] you're easily entertained it's from like 1980 it's fun all right we'll do it we're moving on it's been 40 but it's your right okay i have had a great time in this one but we're gonna move on okay fine [Music] you're really going to be not happy about the second one those of you that were not happy about that first one you're really gonna not be happy about the second one in a similar way i will not spend 40 minutes in this one i promise i promise [Applause] it's dinosaur adventure write them out of 10. [Music] okay [Music] what do i do [Music] so what what do i do click here to read a dinosaur storybook play the name asaurus game play the ritasaurus game explore the world of dinosaurs or click to see movies about dinosaurs [Music] i think we're gonna see the movies [Music] where the fuck is this footage from [Music] this is from a theme park or something this is weird [Music] that's it apatosaurus [Music] this would scare the shit out of me when i was a kid because this is real where is this from [Music] animatronic animals especially animatronic dinosaurs are terrifying even to this day to this day going on that was that like jurassic park ride with the t-rex where you go down and the t-rex's huge animatronic head is just right there that's something so unsettling about that even in my 30s i just i don't like it i do not like it stegosaurus [Music] i'm very curious where this footage is from is that what a tyrannosaurus sounds like tyranitar oh repeat we've already seen it all right what are the other activities these are not animatronics what the hell are they then what are you talking about all right i want to read a dinosaur storybook long long ago animals called dinosaurs lived on the earth okay there were big ones [Music] and small ones there were wet ones [Music] and dry ones some flew in the sky [Music] this is like this is like somebody's backyard there's like something there's like pine trees back here this is somebody's backyard that these i don't were these these wood didn't exist did like a regular ass pine tree exist like a hundred million years ago and some walked on the ground some made plans grass didn't exist no but i mean like like a regular like backyard pine tree did they with i don't think they existed it was like weird alien stuff like it was big like tropical plants but did they exist some ate other dinosaurs they had the huge leaves all the jurassic plants were like gigantic lettuce leaves i don't think they were just like maple trees hanging out where did they all come from from mother and father dinosaurs of course where did they go well we don't know but some people think comets killed them all [Music] and now all that's left is bones i like sad wait a way to end the uh presentation all right name asaurus find the brontosaurus easy brontosaurus long neck keep looking this is the brachiosaurus you're right you found the brontosaurus that's bullshit because you didn't see the whole body tyrannosaurus is this one keep looking this is the alberta soros this is tyrus you're right you found the tyrannosaurus find the albertasaurus down you're right you found the alberta soros i don't want to find any of these anymore all right hold on what about this one oh shit okay that hurts my head hold on a second that's better okay so this one we have to we can go pretty much anywhere we want 2 000 wait all right let's see if there's any pine trees 100 million years ago [Music] what was like a million years ago million bc what about like do they have like what do we know was here 2000 1922-1925 and we'll do a hundred million miles or something 100 miles [Music] ugh [Music] yeah we gotta find out where the first pine tree was planted well there you go 100 million bc [Music] is that a but it's not a pint is it a pine tree [Music] i introduced some of the earliest versions of trees pine trees came before but doesn't that seem odd though i can't imagine like a tyrannosaurus rex just walking around a bunch of pine trees that feels weird doesn't it [Music] don't you like imagine just like a like a a baseball diamond near them too i guess i'm old like town park like this feels like a weird image like this is just oh yeah they're just flying around like back there [Music] american education [Music] pine trees were the first types of no it's not it's not n a education it's n a education and then 20 years to forget everything it's n a education and then on top of that whoa 20 years have gone by so i don't know that a pine tree existed what was the first bug is what i want to know what was the first bug holy shit life how did it happen okay in this illustration you can follow what might be the history of life on earth in the sky you see the development of galaxies similar to the milky way there are the comets planets and moons that formed in the solar system the rays of our star the sun send us the energy that life depends on in the ocean at the far left the molecules that were the original building blocks of life are forming as you look to the right you can see the bacteria that were the first cells of life followed by more sophisticated sea life amphibians were able to how do they know this how do you how do you fucking know any of this is real how do they know any of this you weren't there 150 billion years ago how do you know this this is the story about how what fossils show us how do you know that what's oxygen huh what's oxygen what is it what is oxygen what is it oh it's molecules what's a molecule got him somebody said bro i was there i know that is not a okay i'm who is this oh it's charles darwin i've been playing way too many from software games this just like looks like all the statues in all the games uh yeah like 200 250 years ago the first from software statue glenstone i'm just fucking around oh my god guys i i know i i get it i'm not telling you i've been saying how do you know you think about it [Music] wait can we hear darwin talk [Music] genius ah soy darwin sir charles darwin the all-knowing all right let's go to the next one i'm done all right coming up next is the uh 100 000 pyramid game show hopefully it's not too loud because these tend to be horrible sounding yeah it is horrible sounding dude okay hello this is is your host welcome to 100 000 pyramid you have so much space down here press any key to start play okay one player contest are you a beginner or an expert um i'm a beginner what's your name me you ready oh up in smoke around things associated with tobacco hit r when ready to guess the best clues for these words things associated with tobacco okay uh pipe what uh what's going on um smoke what um cigarette i don't know how to spell cigarette [Music] things associated with tobacco oh plant [Music] who did they who did they survey for this um leaf [Music] it says nicotine that's not what i'm supposed to write [Music] what else is associated with tobacco trade [Music] lungs [Music] the fuck cigar [Music] chew um that's what's called dip [Music] spit [Music] gum chew um what's it called it's called tobacco it's called something it's called something what's it called baseball yeah it's called dip right cha [Music] chewing tobacco yeah this game is this isn't how this works chew um enter clue and hit return what the fuck mouth [Music] spit chew gums [Music] eat [Music] teeth [Music] what does this have to do with tobacco an auction uh bidding this has nothing to do with tobacco a pouch change uh coins [Music] uh kangaroo [Music] scent nose smell [Music] this is okay virginia uh it's a state a plant tobacco [Music] uh we a um um [Music] plant a uh garden [Music] free flower what a dumb game ah dirt i didn't even press enter what are you doing dirt [Music] guys i need help grow [Music] i did it okay how about uh let me okay i get the game now let me your ears here we go under lightning disco ball [Music] dance easy siren um oh please surf water beach [Music] uh board an engine car hyena dog animal [Music] conquered [Music] what's a rape flight [Music] plane [Music] airplane [Music] okay between between the lines oh 7-eleven i don't know what that means will death [Music] um not lawyer family [Music] money [Music] state [Music] yeah dying dead die [Music] funeral [Music] i don't understand a document [Music] i have no idea i misspelled lawyer [Music] away whoa encyclopedia look all right horoscope [Music] um [Music] planets [Music] signs [Music] an ad tv [Music] television [Music] an ad radio [Music] newspaper that's a good one really magazine there we go nice contract sign [Music] maybe this is probably a lawyer [Music] [Applause] a manual book an agenda look [Music] um planner [Music] i nice all right this is the last one it's not a way i can't do spaces a will i don't know plan [Music] testament estimate i spell the wrong testament what okay i feed first i'm gonna get that hundred thousand testament brakes car mat uh shower [Music] a floor crack wood [Music] um [Music] floor again [Music] sidewalk good good one [Music] wall [Music] things people step on or walk on you don't step on a wall concrete [Music] around street let's come back to this one [Music] file pavement [Music] road dude path [Music] foundation asphalt [Music] herb what the hell do you else do you walk on you don't walk on anything else you don't walk on glass who's walking on like a glass floor what are you talking about patio [Music] nice cement the mound um pitcher [Music] linoleum um flooring platform step [Music] stand uh stand nope stair [Music] stage [Music] platform um [Music] not gonna be mario mario was not alive yet mario was not even born yet trained [Music] station station actually might be it oh what is this deck [Music] board [Music] i think this is over wood [Music] balcony this is the last one there's nothing else shoes what oh that's right a treadmill walk [Music] all right we only got two more [Music] two more that's it things at a gas station okay mechanic um car can't well that is a thing at a gas station a mechanic gas [Music] a fix repair empty tank or shit gas gas tank give me a break pump [Music] how is it fuel [Music] meter what else was empty at a gas station can [Music] wallet bottle red empty register no dude that's not it tire [Music] gas [Music] bladder [Music] bathroom things at a gas station it's gotta be like empty tank empty fuel tank empty fuel can gas can fuel canister canister [Music] oil [Music] uh canister car yeah car [Music] propane is there's a propane tank in your car calories empty wallet [Music] empty fill oh my goodness a gallon gas a gallon of liquid a gallon of um a gallon milk a gallon of uh [Music] a tank jug [Music] it's a service a gallon [Music] gasoline [Music] measure there we go all right a battery power uh electricity charge there was no electric cars back in the day here no there's no charging electric battery for your car dead [Music] jump [Music] jumper cables jump uh replace [Music] oh start again they're getting trickier spark plug [Music] ocean wait why are you saying ocean cables [Music] oil no oil no a battery you charge a battery you use a battery you replace a battery replace [Music] acid [Music] voltage what a crock of shit hood engine [Music] uh fluid [Music] um wiper fluid under check check under the hood [Music] repair [Music] trunk [Music] and the hood like boom pop [Music] like pop the hood um open oh shit we got it a spare tire charge battery [Music] and knock this out right now okay things you sit on throne king fence bird [Music] uh squirrel [Music] [Music] did i spell squirrel wrong squirrel how do you spell squirrel such a weird fucking thing to write why is squirrel just not spelled like s like k w e r l just like squirrel actually that would be weirder wouldn't it um honestly like a squirrel what the fuck is this it should be squirrel like this squirrel it's a squirrel not a scriber yell it's a squirrel okay what sits on a fence it's a bird uh i don't know like a rabbit [Music] post [Music] you sit on fence who sits on a fence a mailbox [Music] at a politician you know okay squirrel it's not right yeah cat i garden [Music] ticket okay there it is a tuffet what is a tuffet a tuffet is like boomer talk for some kind of chair or something right what is it muffet lap um [Music] i don't know of sit on it's like santa [Music] a cat dad [Music] a kid [Music] i [Music] i don't know children santa sit on somebody's lap grandma grandpa what is going on dog [Music] um like it's not going to be dance it's not going to be dance blanket well you don't sit on that santa i tried santa oh fuck um i don't like uh [Music] i don't know i who kids sit on like grandma's lap or something who baby [Music] i don't what is this it's not gonna be dance pillow [Music] christmas [Music] no no hurry race track [Music] cushion [Music] chair [Music] an ass parent [Music] mom [Music] what the fuck is this [Music] oh yeah i tried race already what what is this [Music] what was the answer oh i can play them i can play it what was the answer all right i can play for 25 grand things in uh what the actors the script play play a play a show a show a play a film what the hell is going on the script the movie the storyline this four letters it's not movie plot show i did show book try just try movie movie there's four spots not five let's just be clear these things are sprouts wild animals alive freeze these things are nature okay don't believe the lies of the how many slots there are it could be anything things in uh things in a food can a cannibal meat vegetables chicken things in a soup things in a recipe things in a meal things in a kitchen things in the things at uh in a in a dinner things that are things in a bowl things on a plate things at a plate cannibal's meal what is cannibals restaurant fridge what have we i can't delete this pantry a cannibal's meal what does that mean diet food things in a pot [Music] what is cannibals parts of the heart [Music] these things are bugs uh animals [Music] shit oh well there's a hundred thousand dollar pyramid up next is a game called uh ceo this is a full motion video game uh it has lots of full motion cutscenes i have no idea what to expect all i know is it exists i think you have to like buy and sell companies see how do you find these old games there are a ton a ton of these on archive.org it's like thousands of them okay uh it's just loading give me one sec no one said that some live action fme cutscenes are in them oh yeah almost ready just loading up the good ones are on gog the bad ones are on archive.org oh we've seen some really good ones on archive.org need to lower the timer to get more and more to get through more of these ah i don't really have a time load i'm just messing around all right this one's big damn this one's like 400 megabytes were games that big back then when did this come out 400 megabytes 1995. that seems huge for 1995. that's massive 3d movie maker came out in 1995 and i don't think that was more than that was a big one too i think that was like 100 megabytes maybe less diablo 2 was one gig it really was all right here we go what's my laundry routine i filled the bathtub with water let's throw all the dirty clothes in there and just take a gigantic spoon and just like and then i take it all out and put it outside and lay it on the ground in individual pieces and it dries in like a day or so can i unask that question no you can't damn this is a big game that's poorly optimized 92 percent how's my day it's going good you look really germa-esque today didn't somebody say my nose was like a pickle yesterday okay i guess see it alright here we go you ready let's go okay this looks uh in partnership with cnn hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait i gotta turn it up this is in partnership with cnn i gotta we gotta get this right okay okay name me me uh me uh me okay mr mr me all right now host has accepted your logon aiv group access corporate mandate simulation video messages waiting two way imagine how fucking annoying this would be okay play messages beginning transmission in three [Music] two one you have one new voicemail [Music] cnn on the line all right cnn left me a voicemail i'm catherine sparks at the cnn center in atlanta welcome to cnn online a plane crash near sarajevo may have killed dwight owen barnes the hard-driving ceo of the a4 group stock markets in paris london new york and tokyo reacted to the news by driving down the value of a4 stock trading of a4 shares was halted in london and paris overnight as prices declined 18 in a matter of hours transacting businesses on a worldwide scale a4 has risen from unclassified documents tokyo paris berlin london dominating such diverse fields as silicon chip manufacturing telecommunications and agro technology our lady i don't think you'd want to put those on your desktop on the phone from betola hello steve in 1974 morata the japanese president of the a4 group disappeared from his private yacht in the seas off bermuda this evening his successor dwight owen barnes is still missing his plane made its last contact with the toronto control tower at about eight o'clock last night while flying over the town of totovo 50 kilometers from the serbian border the scotchie government says it has no information about the disappearance of the businessman's jet and has sent several rescue teams to the area the extreme tension in the balkans together with the bad weather conditions which have hit this mountain area for the last week is making the search extremely difficult i wonder i want to see what's in like these classified files tomorrow at first light okay nearly 25 years ago dwight owen barnes grassed control of the then modest 10 billion dollar a4 group turning it into today's 100 billion dollar multinational conglomerate what do we do barnes disappearance creates a vacuum in the executive ranks of one of the world's largest and most visible cells three former ceos have also departed in an equally abrupt and mysterious fashion perhaps even more uncommon is the fact that in a short period a new ceo has been named to head a4 a complete unknown from outside the organization or from just watching the corporate entity for that matter then a4 usually follows a series of management reversals resulting in international market shifts of global proportions out of which the company has grown several fold cnn will monitor world financial markets and provide updates as more information becomes available you have access to this guy's question via cnn online video messages waiting there is still one here it comes starts playing cartoon network it just goes like teen titans [Music] i'm getting another call another video so you would like to sit in the chair of power well i'm going to give you that chance it's fucking like the jimmy fallon set world has learned of my absence and may soon learn of my successor it amuses me to hear the pundits speculating about the circumstances of our succession policy it gets in better lighting your fucking office sucks at a4 we trust in the element of surprise imagine any other company stepping outside their cozy network of corporate sycophants and placing a rank amateur at the top so your plane didn't before dividend from such timid corporate myopia is the factor of complete predictability you see by the time our competitors clones root their way to the front of the trough we can anticipate their every move we know every corporate report they've ever published it's everything any guru they've ever quoted and everyone they've ever stepped you see we got my son's math homework book and we're going to sort of find out what how to do long division today that's like a little that's like a eighth grade notebook with fresh raw talent an individual who possesses genetic instinct and vision to shock the competition that's how we stay on the cutting edge so what am i supposed to do 25 years ago i was that individual he set this camera up board of directors here alone even i may have become too predictable so we've devised how many takes do you think it took you who have taken the i'm just waiting for that fuck to address our channel fuck you're ready to sit in this chair i will hand you the reins with my blessing as for my mysterious disappearance a classic red herring and a bit of coincidental timing i find myself in a position where is he going to go i must drive down the value of a4 so one of our best hackers recently uncovered a a shark in the water in the form of the head of our agrigenetics operation he and his confederates have been laptops into offshore holding companies to cloak the fact that they've been amassing shares of a4 in preparations for an unfriendly takeover that laptop is built into they brokered a deal with the eurobank group using these shares as collateral to fund a final blitz which would bring i'm getting up and getting a coffee in the middle of this only two days to go the answer a poison pill i disappear the stock plummets euro sleeves calls in the loan our raiders are seriously deluded in deep for misappropriations owing an insurmountable debt to eurobank they can fast forward or they realize it they'll be compromising i don't have access to a mobile irs on just who owns all of those offshore operations scorched earth free empty creative fatal would you have thought of it this was just one of the easier ones welcome to the game all right what do i have to do okay entering simulation please wait okay no i'm waiting for like he didn't press the end recording button and he's sitting there burping he's gonna be sitting there like welcome to the game okay that was a good one like i'm burping but i don't know i'm burping they're like i fucking hate that by the way all right new game where do you where are we going to want to go how about right seattle what am i supposed to do no not excuse this interruption have you seen today's paper no what is it what's in it no i haven't seen the paper what do you want who will replace dwight owen barnes a question on everybody's mind it's gonna be me good our office is open at 9am okay all right what about uh what about the bank our office is open at 9 00. what time is it right now i have 83 million dollars in debt how am i supposed to do anything bro this game is fucked up turn the megahertz up our experts predict a rise in share prices on the stock market all right stock market going all in [Music] okay i want this game is not happy with this setup so wait i want to buy [Music] big building [Music] and nintendo buy nintendo okay how much does this cost i'm gonna buy i'm gonna buy 83 million dollars in nintendo it's based on my clicks by the way is how the game is running okay [Music] [Music] me [Music] wait what's happening what was what's going on why was it doing that oh all right i want i want 10 million okay i want [Music] over again this is i can only do 99 000 shares we're only being offered 1700 shares i won 99 000. what what the fuck all right buy this one then unfortunately this stock is no longer available for purchase okay how about a cola soda unfortunately this stock is no longer available why could i only buy like 2 000 shares unfortunately this stock is no longer available i'm out of here i'm out i'm fucking out of here i don't even know how to leave how do i get out of here get compact it's a long-term investment i i'm bailing i'm bailing a bill in a villain okay as you see i said i faked my own death so i could play porn music on you well you've bought 1 000 shares of these companies that don't exist like what the fuck was that uh okay how about here's the next one these i think this is going to be popular this is going to be a popular one are you ready oh [Music] you just i didn't i just microwaved my brain with that sound [Music] all right all right all right all right turn it down all right tony and friends in kellogg's land all right can i name all these people tony the tiger who can sam the the smackums frog um coco who's this who's this i thought these two were aren't these competing brands they did they have the same serial i don't know who that is all right tony and friends in kellogg's land this is i don't know how joyce lands freaking tony snacks coco and tuka and sam sindh god garcia kellogg company high scores how do you start the game three games only three free games okay oh shit let's go this is explaining the controls anybody know german how do i what does this say read it out loud so coleman button tweeter whatever just walk and collect the delicious crunchy sweetened cornflake wow i got a hidden block you were just speaking simlish oh there's vitamin b1 there are kaizo blocks how far does that go i jump on this thing's head whatever this is is there a sprint this is actually kind of fun so what are the what are the bad guys in this game what is like a bad what is it like anti-serial bugs bugs love cereal don't they what's that i wonder what the bosses are i don't know how much health do i have or i'm good they don't pay for the cereal vitamin a and those are vitamins right they have to be i go to the house come on i can do it i can die i'm known for this uh you can't go in the house do i place the other characters vitamin bb oh i just got something whatever that was this is actually pretty fun nice how do i leave enter control alt mario walked so the tiger could run all right i got a vitamins i want to know what the big alligator is it's like dragons and shit in this game do i play only as tony hold on a minute i'll try give me one sec one second i'm gonna try as hard as i can okay just give me one second see if i can let's see if i can pull this off where they're great there and everyone knows that a healthy breakfast lets you play soccer in every commercial they are great that was pretty good it was good he's in my room oh yeah that was that was good what's wrong with that one i'm available hercule the tiger they're great goku that spiked i landed on that spike do the gideon off near thing but the cereal mascots did i just get hurt by the milk oh i'm invincible hold on i'm tony the tiger the all knowing do you have a clone of you that does all the multi wait a minute that person what are you asking do you have a clone of you that does all the multiplayer streams you alone versus you with other streamers is like dr jekyll and mr hyde i don't know okay let me ask you a question when you like go over your friend's house do you how do you act so when like your friend's mother or father comes up and it's like oh hey son hey good to see you again if you're known to like sing if you're a singer are you going to greet your friend's dad by being like hello mr stevenson how are you today you'd be like what are you doing why would that happen i i act differently in front of different like groups because you know i i you know i can be a weirdo in my own house but not in other people's houses first analogy but i understand no you get it though right like if i'm gonna if i'm like a weirdo in my own house if i like repeat like the thanos lines over and over again is my house i'm not going to go repeat the thanos lines at like my friend's house new character by the way can you jump higher the difference is your friends know you're weird if i was like did take over somebody's stream you honestly you know how annoying i would be can i am i dead if i fall this is water i don't know i sometimes i i let it i looked about i act a little weird but i don't want to sit there and like play a trumpet while we're like playing with four or five people eventually someone's like hey can somebody shut the fucking trumpet off because it's all i hear how do i get up there wait i'm in the wrong discord yeah yeah oh yeah you want me to do that you want to do more of that okay it's thrown out oh vitamin c did push the discord joe pretty hard yeah i know oh fuck tony immune to spikes i don't understand you almost got thrown out last night i can't be the other two why not okay tony is not immune to spike oh my i don't get it i can't be the other two no one's immune to the spikes how do i do this you have to use tony's gum i don't understand i'm kind of stuck down here he loses i think i have to jump over it quick quack quack one more out of here milk is invincibility right go go go go go go go go go go go go go hurry hurry i'm invincible right now do i have to walk across while i'm invincible no no way oh this is possible this guy sucks at this dog shit game sorry all right from here i think i have to go up and around that's the only way this confirms you're a furry what are you talking about man these are serial characters are serial characters furries yeah right a serial character is a furry fuck whatever i can just damage boost it yes they're talking animals don't we're not gonna have the argument again about like what is a firm what is it for a werewolf is not a furry but we already went over that and i will defend it i will defend it forever where no it is not a werewolf is not a furry no it's not no it's not it's not animals okay standing on to animals that have human characteristics is a furry okay snack em snack em sam whatever this guy's name is wearing a baseball cap and eating standing upright in talks that's furry a werewolf that like doesn't have fucking college class that is like just a snarling beast that turns into this and is on all fours that is not a furry that's a werewolf it's not a furry it's not furry adjacent no it's not it's an animal it's a beast no it's not a furry it's a beast it's a beast not a furry like if you okay if my werewolf character would just stand up on two feet and have glasses and like a school notebook and going like this yeah all right now i'm a furry but if i'm on all fours with like and i'm an animal and this i don't have like a like a suit on i'm an am a beast i'm not a furry i wonder which way i gotta go oh maybe this way okay there's a key over there that's not a weak argument no it's not if if i look outside and there's a moon out there and i am a human and it's like oh no no the moon and i go off camera and i come up and i've got claws and i'm like snarling that's not like it's not fart this is a tony the tiger omega coin by the way okay let's go over one more time one final time and that's it on all fours snarling beast upright with a cigarette hurry you get it okay good that sounds like furry justification to me who cares someone said i do i got a question for you two very important questions this is tricky is tom from tom and jerry a furry or a cat good luck with that one okay all right is the dog that talks like this in all those cartoons the one that's always looking after jerry is that a furry or is that a dog that can talk this is spongebob a furry i don't know man i don't know not enough human characteristics okay so garfield's not a furry garfield tom jerry excuse me that means hold on does that mean that touchy and sam is not a furry which one of these is a furry because this is just a this is a bird this is a toucan this is a frog with a baseball hat on right i'm this is interesting they're standing upright who can stand upright interesting and he's not wearing clothes but he is he's not wearing clothes he is the levels are getting harder by the way tony's wearing a scarf how do we unlock the other two characters this is bullshit oh my god no tony's not a furry he's a nudist he's an animal oh look at that i don't know why i'm so into this one it's just like kind of easy and basic and fun i want to see a boss though whoa okay you bounce on the clouds this game sucks eggs you bounce on the clouds oh shit what the fuck is going on here next game yeah next game that's stupid next game i'm done i'm done next game that's it that's it next one okay this one's called strawberry magic what are you saying did your niece is watching my niece is not watching i'm not playing lego star wars this one's 400 megabytes what maybe i'll load this in the background we'll play something else how come you're not playing lego star wars um i don't know all right how about jeopardy jeopardy's a good one right [Music] oh this one's running out of batteries [Music] would you like a new character um no what contestant two is jody three is dan get ready to play jeopardy [Music] who's a category famous person plants christmas tradition furniture family tree u.s presidents all right how about plants for 100. [Music] underground part of the plant that supports and holds it in its soil the roots what the fuck are you talking about why i don't get to guess what are the roots what the fuck that's [Music] i have to buzz in that's stupid a baby sits in this during meal time a crib no what are they sitting what is what was who is what is a baby sits in a high chair what is a high chair [Music] all right jody let's go all right plans for 200 please [Music] hard exterior covering found on trees bark what is bark [Music] i'm smart i think i know i know a third or two all right uh plans for 300. [Music] let's grow in this direction when exposed to light grow in this direction towards sunlight who is sunlight who was sunlight plants grow in this direction to be exposed to light who is sunlight where who is where sunlight up what is who what uh is upward what what's it you lose all your points in jeopardy what the fuck what nobody else fucking knows this no one else knows this towards the light that's a when sans are when science plants when plants are exposed to sunlight they go towards sunlight what the fuck are you talking about gabe okay uh christmas tradition for 400. [Music] ah what's happening a traditional christmas beverage made of eggs milk and sugar that's eggnog what is going on what is eggnog what's happening all the other games started playing [Music] shit hold on [Music] well the other games are playing how do i mute this oh god damn it hold on wait wait wait wait wait wait wait [Music] i know the game opened what the fuck [Music] hit control m i i'm trying is there okay can we just [Music] you know when i figured out when i learned hello boys and girls my name is strawberry magic you ask why well that's easy magic because i was born in magic land and strawberry well i really don't know why not everyone has a name that fits him what you're probably asking what i'm doing here well in magic land where all the magic in the world is made we work very hard making magic is not at all a simple task you know that and so from time to time when i get tired i sneak out through the secret tunnel and come here for a rest okay what can i do i tire so easily strawberry was she confused that her robbery magic was she confused that her name was strawberry she's like oh sometimes your name doesn't make any sense you're a strawberry it makes perfect sense i can't explain why they call me strawberry [Applause] oh that was a joke and while lazy strawberry fell into a deep sleep under the tree a group of children sat in their classroom working on their end of the year school party oh goodness and now i'll assign you your tasks [Music] bill you'll be the clown that's fucking rude rude you'll be the dancer that's great bob you'll sing i just love to sing and anthony you're the butcher you'll be a magician [Music] doesn't want to be a magician ronnie was the only one who was disappointed with the party gut how could he do a magician's show when he did not know any magic [Music] ronnie was so sad that's fucking weird i wouldn't [Music] a strawberry a talking strawberry you bet i talk why are you making me wet he's a muggle i'm sorry i didn't mean to get you wet but i'm very sad and the tears just fall by themselves oh my god the connection between your being sad and the raindrops falling out of your eyes when children are sad tears fall from their eyes and i'm sad because i have to put on a magician's show at the class party and i don't know even one magic trick but who are you i'm strawberry magic i'm from magic land but everybody works hard there these kids are listening to here through my secret tunnel so that i can rest you're from magic land is there such a land i want to go there and learn some magic myself no no you can't go there because you don't look like the citizens of magic land but wait a minute maybe i can turn you into an exact copy of me and then no one will notice that you're foreign turn them into like a suspect like a banana or like a fucking kiwi or something magic magic one two three make this creature same as me it's a very insecure password by the way if that's the magic word magic to make him an exact copy of me and now he looks like a strawberry oh well i suppose i really do look like a strawberry oh what happens if they can't tell the difference between us is this under a rock remember in magic land everyone is a hard-working magician you will probably have to work too [Music] okay oh i almost forgot take the suitcase with you this is where you put the items you will collect what the fuck if you have any problems you can call on me for help okay remember in order to make magic you will have to collect three items if you want to return home close the suitcase by clicking on the top part of the screen in the meantime i'll rest here good luck wait when you rest here so where this is magic land magic land looks identical to real land something's in the distance some i don't know what that is i don't know that could be like a missile all right i don't know that was fucking scary it was like this thing like with like fire behind it [Music] where should i go [Music] google maps put it over here don't get run over are we is this magic land is very grumpy watch out i've already learned that no one is angry without a reason what have you done to the vegetable vendor what did you do to the vegetables there are two kinds of fruits and vegetables in magic land one kind is for eating and the other kind is for magic the fruit for eating is grown in the natural way but the magic fruit and vegetables grow in abra the great magician's garden and they are alive and intelligent creatures just like me do you think it was a bad idea to make it so the things that we eat look identical to the magic creatures you think we would it would be make to make the peanuts the magic things right but what did you do to the vegetable vendor [Music] i dressed up as a food vegetable i scared the basket heads a little so the vendor had to stop selling strawberries you it's you again how dare you come near my stand but i have a surprise in store for you what's magical about this i no longer have strawberries on my stand where you can hide and frighten the customers hey mr vegetable vendor i just bought a new shipment of fresh fruits and vegetables come here and get them all you have to do is fill the customers orders and give them exactly what they ask hey man i got some fresh fruits and vegetables for you fucking magic land yeah hurry up i got a few more deliveries i got two deliveries in the bronx i got fucking i gotta go get a boston magic lane it's way out of my fucking way by the way what is this please give me heads of lettuce how many five is it ashtray [Music] okay five heads of lettuce those are non-watermelons no put them back apples what that's an apple that's green where's the lettuce dude heads of garlic heads of garlic oh you're out of your mind folks heads [Music] excuse me ladies and gentlemen folks you want five in the ashtray [Music] heads of lettuce all right we'll put it over there four or five okay goodbye now you can go thank you very much i'm going [Music] why is he so heavy oh is it he's back please give me cherries how many seven seven cherries where are they tomatoes oh my god they're all [Music] cherries seven [Music] now get out of here now you can go thank you very much i'm going so how heavy they are but these aren't magic this is food i'm so confused how many times i have to do this please give me peppers how many six this game is giving me brain uh where's peppers cucumbers i don't want no no cucumbers fuck off peppers ears of aubergines what the fuck is an aubergine aubergine where's pepper is it i don't have peppers tomatoes that's a tomato this is carrot carrots i don't have peppers peppers that's not a pepper what the fuck how many do you want how many do you say you wanted how many uh peppers six there you are get up now you can go thank you very much i'm going [Music] it has to be it [Music] give me my like banjo-kazooie puzzle piece strawberry i see you've made some very nice sales i must have made a lot of money today what is what where's the money do you mean to tell me that you sold the vegetables and didn't ask for money i'm sorry sir you said to give the basket heads exactly what they asked for and that's exactly what i did they came up every time and said give me so i gave them now you listen to me a shrimp even when i begin to believe that strawberries can change the sad truth blows up in my face what a fool i was to depend on a strawberry i won't talk to the strawberries again until you give me back the money i gotta get money for this guy well do you have money for me how much money how much does it cost what's gonna help won't let you take anything after the closing down cell we arranged for him i think this is the funniest thing in the world but seriously he's never beginning to like you it's a good idea for you to give him back the money she's happy that we're fucking with this guy he won't let you take anything after the closing down cell we arranged first i gotta get money i think this is the funniest thing in the world but seriously i don't know how much money it was like you it's a good idea for you to give him back the money all right let's go i'll be back [Music] i'll try and get the money and give it back to the vendor three dollars [Music] should i turn this up or is it already too loud and annoying for you looks like i need to turn up a little [Music] maybe a little bit right they should be good right there should be good they drive cars here all right what about inside this house [Music] good day sir how can i help you i don't know is it are you a banker they still haven't discovered who let the air out of the tires on their police bikes it was you it was hard mr policeman are you prepared to help me of course it's a policeman's job to help everyone who asks for our help look while i can't say that you're an outstanding magician you're not like those in there have you lost something strawberry uh well i think i'm actually i did ernie i didn't but ernie looking for it you've always been a funny one how could you have lost the magic silly how can you lose something you don't have it's not even close it's not even close that's true but i am looking for the magic i can only get my wish through this magic very good what are they doing on the right track you know you need the magic to have all your wishes come true not like the prisoners there inside who don't think you need magic in order to get your wishes they steal wishes that have come true from other magicians they're locked up in those cells to make sure they don't harm anyone else but they're causing me to suffer i have to guard them and i'm pretty tired of it i'd really like to get out for a break could you guard them guard the prisoners this motherfucker right here just talked about how dangerous these prisoners were oh hi oh a four-year-old uh i wouldn't be good if i took a break while you watched a couple of dangerous uh criminals that will uh probably fucking kill you why would i why would i want to do this why don't you help the poor fellow a little let him go out for a short break how do i do that don't you help the poor fellow a little and let him go for a short break all right we'll go take a break i'll handle it i got it i got this a string of pearls i wonder who it belongs to okay how do i say go ahead and take a break yes i'll help you guard them [Music] strawberry please meet junior cop the student policeman he's new here and isn't familiar with his job yet pleased to meet you junior cop why are they leaving us alone look strawberry there is a prisoner in each cell although they are being punished we don't want them to be sad so we allow them to meet visitors whenever a yellow light goes on over a cell this means that visitors have arrived and you have to open the cell door send junior cop there and press the button to open the door if you don't open the cell door a red light will go on and a short time later it will start blinking if by then you don't open the door the prisoner will burst out crying and refuse to come out what when the visit is over a red light goes on over the door of the visitor's room and you must quickly sign junior if you do not do this quickly the prisoners will escape and disappear as fast as you can bat an eye why you can look at a clock to see how much more time you have left until the end of the mission i missed all of that um so oh my god what do i do yellow light means junior cop go let this open this guy's cell open it quick open it all right [Music] what happened [Music] the prisoner is escaping what the fuck i fail to do my job right during this shift i'll go back to the desk don't worry strawberry i've already caught the escaped prisoner he's been read back to his cell at this very moment now be careful next time strawberry you just helped larry the strangler if so go to the cell block and by the way he always talks about strangling strawberries so be careful try harder next time [Music] i don't understand what's going on here yes i'll help you guard them so it's what do i have to do explain together a yellow light goes on over a cell this means that visitors have arrived and you have to open this in the door send junior cop there and press the button to open the door okay if you don't open the cell door a red light will go on and a short time later it will start blinking if by then you don't open the door so whatever prisoner will burst out crying and refuse to come out when the visit is over a red light goes on over the door of the visitors room and you must quickly send junior cop if you do not do this quickly the prisoners will escape and disappear as fast as you can you need to escort them to the electorate look at the clock to see how much more time you have left until the end of the mission junior cop get over there junior cop what are you doing [Music] junior [Music] okay now what the fuck do i do i don't get it what's happening all right i got him get it the shift passed with no problem none of the prisoners cried or escaped i'll go back to the desk oh my god what the fuck robbery very good you have been a very good policeman want to see the magic here the magiclist strawberry turns into a brave policeman i now appoint you a policeman in magicland and here are your missions one the string of pearls that belongs to abreta the magician's daughter has been found take it back to her two alba the magician's hat has been stolen we have an identical picture of the thief go to the school for beginner magicians and try to find him using this identical picture okay it's a crime scene all right what's on the crime scene don't agree to being a policeman you leave magic land everyone will think that i'm you i'll have to work hard like that poor policeman i have no choice i must go on looking for the magician's school that's exactly where i have to go anybody looking for this kid yet right i mean hello strawberry there are no prisoners in the cells and my work day is just one long break imagine being arrested by a priesthood respect is not here i will open the identicate picture in the magician's school what the fuck i want to see what it looks like okay well we did this let's go [Music] okay so i think we probably got left or right here [Music] we can go right can't go left let's go right [Music] it really is google street [Music] just a little guy okay hi i'm as happy as happy can be i love a brother and a brother loves me oh dear he's in love with her too [Music] uh so what do i do now what i'm as happy as happy can be i love a brother and her brother loves me breto oh dear he's in love with her too okay well it's the guy looks like he belongs in like a you got a strike in bowling and that thing shows up like pushes the pins down or something that was weird uh all right this game is pretty elaborate let's keep going straight ahead [Music] hey hello there what is this tunnel where does it lead and what are you doing here are you hiding too because you don't want to work what really strawberry not everyone is like you have you forgotten behind this door there is a deep dark pit beyond that pit lives the beautiful firefly fairy did you know that the firefly fairy can show you the magic within the magic well i transport everyone who wishes to reach her if you want to fly on my back to the firefly ferry you must bring me a barrel of juicy nectar of flowers i'm so hungry all right whatever i don't know you look i i want to look at this i feel like this is this guy here the door will open up if you insert the magic disc in here okay all right we're gonna bring this guy uh nectar it looks like i can't get past the pit how awful it's not i mean just bring the guy a bottle of nectar we can go we can leave [Music] can i stop people on the street [Music] down here we got somebody going on here [Music] ronnie this is the place i hate most of all they work very hard here did you know that everyone who didn't want to learn the secret of the magic works here but strawberry i must look for the magic i'll do anything even hard work if i have to strawberry i knew you'd get here sooner or later after all all those who didn't want to learn the secret of the magic ended up here and had to do very hard work why are we having fun i came here for exactly the opposite reason i want to find the magic and i'm ready to work come into the construction area and wait for instructions you know what guys i don't think magic exists i think they're full of shit [Music] oh no i don't have to do anything because i have magic oh the people that aren't magic need to do all the work what do you what what can you do for magic by the way strawberry lounge in a chair and turn other people into strawberries how does that help us [Music] why are we doing this [Music] where do i have to go useless magic and to talk about useless magic oh our magical abilities turn people into people that we look like and they might get eaten by mistake please operate that crane what the fuck are you talking about if you keep this up and refuse to work you won't get very far what did you want me to do [Music] what did he say i was too busy being upset [Music] strawberry go back into the construction area and see to it that the wall is painted properly where's the concealer that is only partly painted or is not properly painted is washed clean and you have to start all over again where is that though is this that's a construction yard right here isn't it [Music] that's what i that's what i'm trying to do [Music] wall that's not painted where is it if you keep this up and refuse to work you won't get very far [Music] what the fuck i have to go left [Music] oh left not down [Music] strawberry go back into the construction area and see to it that the wall is painted properly any wall that is only partly painted or is not properly painted is washed clean and you have to start all over again i know okay go left instead of left [Music] what the hell is this what an interesting place i wonder what kind of work they do here your attention please box boys get ready to paint and form a line box boys you must jump into the pool of paint and fill up with the right color after that march to the wall and splash the paint on the bricks strawberry you will have to change the color in the pool so that the box boy that will jump into it will be filled with the right color and splash it in the right order but box boys jump why are we doing this to these people what color do they want what color do i need it to be what color do i need to be red what color does this have to be [Music] i don't understand what's happening red or i don't understand what's going on you have to do red purple blue wretch does this make any sense yellow [Music] i don't get it what's happening red [Music] i don't know i don't know what they're asking for [Music] does it matter they already ruined it green now but is it just yellow green blue it's not like a powder it's just solid now i would do blue [Music] i thought it was i had to do some kind of pattern or something you fucking idiot [Music] yeah okay so it's i get it i get it i get it i get it i get it [Music] so that means i need two more and then we gotta go purple after this one goes in [Music] purple yeah purple purple purple purple purple purple purple one more purple and then red [Music] [Applause] okay so i i hopefully i can correct this [Music] new radiohead album is sick saying this is the new radiohead album [Music] so then i gotta change the yellow i'll get it i'm incredibly invested in this game by the way we're not going anywhere for a little while [Music] it red red now back to yellow yep okay [Music] and then oh my gosh fucking forever [Music] the work here is really hard we haven't painted the wall properly i'll come back here later shit [Music] i'm here go do it do it [Music] strawberry go back into the construction area and see to it that the wall is painted properly any wall that is only partly painted or is not properly painted is washed clean and you have to start all over again okay i'll get it i'll get it right i'll go and continue painting the wall yay please please do all right red i must finish painting the wall i can't torture the joint you're fine relaxed boys you follow the box boys box boys jump [Music] all right we got it this time just turn your volume down for like 10 minutes it's one two three four five so five uh red paints [Music] and then yellow [Music] so that's one more red and yellow [Music] bingo bingo [Music] okay now blue [Music] let's go you're making sleeper agents wake up with this song it's not a big deal it's just a background song okay one two three four [Music] so one two one more and we're going purple gunk in there [Music] this game sucks excuse me you're talking about strawberry magic being a bad game that's kind of um [Music] yeah you've just annoyed me here's what you've done right wait wait wait one [Music] two one more and then green and then that's it all right we're almost out [Music] why are you still playing this i'm invested are you not curious about this [Music] i'll turn it down if it's too annoying i'm very curious yeah [Music] okay that's it that's it that's it stop painting that's it that's it strawberry do you think that this wall looks like it's painted properly great all the rosa bricks are painted the right colors i swear to god this guy gives me like three dollars oh yeah there you go here's your three dollars okay so that's it strawberry you managed the wall painting job very well the painting crew was happy to work with you i must say you have made some real progress here is a barrel of nectar from the finest flowers it's yours this is your pay for your work today oh thank you mr foreman and goodbye thanks for the thanks to what amounts to a a individual bag of gushers [Music] i got the nectar though [Music] that's for the bird yeah [Music] so we we know we got to go that way but let's go left we haven't gone over here yet [Music] i think this is the magic school hey where are you going you can't go any further this is the school for magicians and only people who have magic wands are allowed in if you have a wand show me if not don't bother me that's a pity i could learn some magic at this school i'll try and get a wand [Music] magicians without the guard's permission all right well looks like we're gonna take the nectar all right let's go i could learn some magic at this school i'll try and get it next game for the love we're almost done you understand like i'm beating this one we're so close we have to go to the magic school then we have to go [Music] i'm playing this still that's how this is how it's working [Music] i have an exam but this is more important uh your schooling is more important i'll be here okay here you go here's the nectar here is the barrel of nectar have some and then we'll fly over the deep dark pit the barrel of nectar is closed with a lid i can't get to the nectar huh you give me a watched barrel of nectar it looks like i can't get past the pit how awful that's a lot of nectar by the way i thought it was small everything's huge that actually might be worth like that might actually be worth like a hundred bucks is it nectar or is it lsd [Music] all right there's another way we can go all right did we go we went yeah we got to go straight here [Music] this game is very expansive this game is a big game let's go over here all right [Music] i'm thinking just right here the gate is closed and the breeder bird is guarding the garden reader bird what i'm sorry i can't come over and open the gate for you i have to mine the eggs until they hatch in pairs are those it was hatching the little sweetheart sleeping so peacefully inside the eggs they'll soon become adorable little chicks off-key piano is scary not disturbed quiet please look strawberry inside my eggs somebody like grabbed that nose i really tried hard to plan things so that there will be two of each color i tried to peek inside the eggs but shelly who guards the eggs won't let me disturb them that's right she always comes looking and disturbs them the chicks need their rest she opens the egg and immediately forgets the chicks color what that's a matching game i really do want to know if every chick has a partner uh when you do find a pair their shelves will get colored in the same color that way i won't be worried it's matching game this is music [Music] some this person's fucking going crazy on piano [Music] a red green blue dark blue blue okay here we go [Music] yellow no red red okay yellow and yellow is this one right no it's this one okay here he goes [Music] okay green [Music] okay wonderful i have exactly one pair of every kind now i'm ready to open the gate this game was probably the elden ring of its time i'm not so sure about that all right so what's in here wait i'll be right there to open the gate [Music] i wanna like i want a detailed animated scene of her nose wrapping around like all broken and shit and turning the hand over her nose oh my god it actually did it what the fuck [Music] what is this is that a magician excuse me excuse me strawberry just a moment are you going into the garden by any chance yes hey who are you i finally met someone among all these strange creatures who talk like one thing and look like something else who's a magician a real magician creatures who look like one thing and talk like something else those are clothes strawberry i'm asking but you don't look exactly like you sound i know i look so funny only because i had to find the magic what is happening what's so funny about looking like me you look like that because you are looking for the magic i'll let you in on a secret you and your friends in this weird place really do need first-rate magic so it's not to look the way you look you're a magician aren't you that's right i'm a magician that's my profession i learned hundreds of tricks and illusions and when i appear on the stage with my rabbit everyone thinks that everything is real but between you and me everything is an illusion you know the hand is quicker than the eye but i'm telling this only to you because you belong to this world and you'll never get to my world and you won't be able to reveal this secret to my audiences you mean you don't have any real magic at all that's right it's all illusions look time is passing quickly and i have to appear in the circus in a little while my rabbit decided that he doesn't want to appear with me anymore and be part of my act with its false magic tricks no man you ran away to this place he says that the real magic is only here i have to find him and get him out of this house how is everybody getting here if i see a rabbit i'll catch it and bring it back to you how did he get here how did this guy get here [Music] we had to get shrunken down into a fruit and then go under a weird rock how did you get here i have no idea strawberry don't forget if you see my rabbit tell him to come back to me if i see a rabbit i'll catch it and bring it back to you this guy just appeared and dropped the lore bomb bonnie this is the rabbit's restaurant the rabbits come here to eat carrots if you wait here you might be able to catch the rabbit the restaurant for rabbits the magician's rabbit is very fussy about what he eats he's used to eating well and only eats in five star restaurants what if you want him to come here you must provide the best service to your rabbit customers when a rabbit comes in you must serve him his carrots immediately that way your restaurant will be awarded more stars and the magician's rabbit will appear when he gets here serve him some carrots and grab him remember you can take only up to three carrots on your tray each time diner dash now [Applause] okay here comes a rabbit i gotta serve very quickly what table are you going to [Music] here [Music] coming [Music] hurry the fuck up why are you going so slow [Music] it work [Music] they're leaving bad reviews [Music] thank you very much oh you're doing this for us i hate that voice [Music] hurry up and get over here [Music] i got four stars now magicians rabbit only comes to five-star restaurants oh you love the bad review i'm come on come on come on jesus come on man [Music] i gotta piss so bad [Music] thank you [Music] thank you all right where's the magician's rabbit [Music] which one is the magician's rabbit is there a way to tell [Applause] [Music] dick [Music] hurry up thank you very much [Music] thank you where's the x how do i know which is the i don't know what to do are they all the magicians rabbit [Music] how do you tell [Music] oh my god dude [Music] i don't know wait she's trying to say something there he is there is there is all right we gotta grab this guy [Music] cute little rabbit someone is desperately looking for you he misses you where's the magician i need him too and i want to go home come along little rabbit we'll go to the magician all right now maybe i'll get some money strawberry don't forget if you see my rabbit tell him to come back to me that sounds like somebody this guy sound like rabbit strawberry i'm so grateful to you for finding my rabbit listen i have to ask another small favor while i was looking for my rabbit i scattered lots of candy along the paths i wanted the rabbit to find him and understand that i was looking for him the warden from superheroes unfortunately someone gobbled them all up he got stiff from eating so much so please take this medicine powder and sprinkle it on him so that he can move again medicine powder oh here you are i'm so happy i'll never run away again let's go home i didn't know that rap was that big all right sprinkle the medicine powder medicine powder who's that for [Music] medicine powder such great smells are coming out of there [Music] what a wonderful smell look at how many cakes are made all right hello strawberry hungry eh poor little rascal when will you understand that you have to help out a little you simply can't just walk around snatching things from here and there you'd really like some cake wouldn't you well you give me some help and i'll give you a very good cake oh a very good cake do what he asks his cakes are delicious all right i got a piece of cake that was ordered especially for the chick pears they will break out of the eggs today now this is their first birthday i must prepare a cake in their honor exactly according to the framed drawing can you help me bring the layers of cake having the right shape and color the cake is dog shit [Music] you know frosting no decorations it's just three cake tops that sucks i gotta pay our back [Music] so [Music] so so okay i am back how long does it take you to pee um well i didn't just pee i got it i refilled my water slash green tea slash matcha slash drink i've refilled my green water that's right he took a bong hit no no cbd i'm not i haven't been high on stream for almost a year and a half ever since the analog clock incident i have been like no no i can't do that anymore i was like i can't do it i cannot stream and be high i can't i was walking in circles and stuff and i couldn't read analog clocks no that's that can't happen okay let's get back to it uh we're continuing strawberry magic i feel like we're we're getting probably close to the conclusion if i were to take a wild guess let's say we're getting close this is a 60-hour game i i highly doubt that 60-hour games could not exist on the dos [Music] there we are okay that's a good volume let's bring it back [Music] i right well we need to make the cake right so it's just one of these that's not what i have to give now you're talking about [Music] oh what a nice cake strawberry please bring me layers of cake exactly according to the drawing it's up there already on the table fucking bozo [Music] it's right there this is the drawing of the cake that was ordered that so hand it in strawberry please bring me layers of cake exactly according to the drawing what do you what is it right in front of this guy i have to look for the right layer huh i have to look for the right layer that's wrong how is that wrong are you shitting me i have to look for the right layer oh god damn it what the hell is going on here [Music] i have to reset how do i reset it strawberry i thought you wanted some cake [Music] what is it what is it i talk about hi what the fuck finish putting the cake together [Music] how do i get rid of this [Music] i have to look for the right layer am i actually soft locked how do i get rid of this this is the drawing of the cake that was ordered click the curtain shit how do i restart how do i start i have to look for the right layer to make one next to it i can't i can't make it no strawberry please bring me layers of cake exactly according to the drawing and put them on the table [Music] drag it off putting the top layer back i don't need this part of the cake thank you to that person in chat i don't need this part of the cake i have to look for the right layer all right so get rid of this i don't need this party all right so what is this what the hell does this even look like like this [Music] that is strawberry please bring me layers of cake exactly according to the drawing and put them on the table there are sauces in the top left i have to look for the right layer i don't need this part of the cake i have to look for the right layer smaller i have to look for the right length pick it up just grab it and put it back i have to put it right strawberry egg strawberry i don't need this part of the cake it's the smallest one i don't need this part of the cake i mean like this one here and then the teeny little one that doesn't look right that looks wrong doesn't it very good strawberry this is exactly the cake that was ordered go into the decoration room and decorate them exactly according to the drawing when you're finished you'll get some cake okay r1 r1 r1 r1 r1 [Music] what do i have to do here r1 arm strawberry okay that's what how it's going to be then that's what we're going to do fight you you must decorate the cake exactly according to the picture but that's kind of what it sounds like inside the boxes i'm very pleased that you're helping me fly to you lots of work to do [Music] pulls out great sword yeah that's like r1 i would hey no what are you strawberry all right then it's time to have a battle that is decorated the exact same way you got it what was that [Music] is it a baby [Music] [Music] i think i've decorated the cake exactly according to the picture i'll show it to the baker managed to make a wonderful cake for the chick pears i can't wait for them to break out of their shells here take the cake i promised you enjoy every bite [Music] ah i got it i got some items please end this oh [Music] we're at the final three or four areas [Music] this is like the final three spots [Music] i have no idea where this is but i hope they want a cake boxes and packages packages and boxes scurry scurry scurry i deliver in a hurry hello sir what are you doing strawberry strawberry you really are something else you're so innocent all of a sudden hello sir what are you doing what are you doing here have you forgotten that my last delivery is being held up on account of you you rummaged around in all the packages so please go somewhere else if you show up here again i'll put you into a box and i'll send you to the farthest place i know the farthest place he knows of is that warehouse over there all day long all he does is work put you into a box strawberry honestly be a little more serious you promise that if i came here you would help me discover the secret of the magic in the meantime all i do is work instead of you and you sit there laughing at everything yeah what's up with this i'm not laughing i just don't understand i've always been nice to everyone and i yeah he's wanted to play he did not dedicate to the rhyming just everywhere and you throw you've just arrived and everybody loves you that's right it's because i help everyone not like you oh mr potter sir i like that like i did misbehave yesterday but today i've come to help to help what happened today that made you decide that i decided to look for the magic and i'm ready to do anything to find it your thoughts now you're talking like a resident of magic land so listen very carefully the cost of shipping these packages is very high so we have to stuff as many of them into crates as we can without leaving any empty spaces the packages coming off the conveyor belt are of different sizes so it is possible to fit every box into an empty space until the crate is completely full you can start now [Music] okay fill the box with our stuff these packages have been sorted and are ready to be shipped later on don't touch them airline find out [Music] this is bald emphasizer i think it's fine oh oh oh [Music] this fucking game is fucking stupid what is the moment where i where do you want me to go yeah you fucking out what was it this games with fucking kids i don't give a fuck i'm playing a fucking kids game and you guys have fucking shit in the fucking chat yeah okay pickle nose pickle nose [Music] what do i actually have to do [Music] i didn't pay any attention to this [Music] i didn't pay any attention [Music] go to the next game no i i've what what do you want to do try and hurry up strawberry we still have lots of packages pack up packages this is where the packages for shipment come out okay so when where are they these packages have been sorted and are ready to be shipped later on don't touch them what do i have to do this is where the packages for shipment come out [Music] so how to start a shipment let's go [Music] this is where the packages for shipment come out the left package where this this one looks like i can touch it right packages have been sorted and are ready to be shipped later in the box near the window over here these packages have been sorted and are ready to be oh it's so low poly i couldn't even see it i see it [Music] oh god [Music] phew that's it [Music] phew that's it oh this is heavy doing this ride [Music] phew that's it how many packages do i have to put in here what the hell [Music] this is not worse than the day dallas encounter get out of here no way not even remotely close no fucking way no way oh my god how dare you no you know how i know that because when i was playing the dallas encounter i looked over at chat which i was trying to i was ignoring chad for a lot of that stream because when i looked over it was a sea a sea of people begging me begging me to stop playing it it was like begging like dude fucking stop please please do anything else man just do like tier list or something it was seriously every single comment every single one and i ignored it oh it was it was ridiculous oh this is heavy this is so awful i don't want to hopefully i'm doing this right i don't want to do this again oh my god it was so bad phew that's it this minigame is bad i will give you that [Music] oh my god can we please [Music] very cool thank you the crate is falling ready for shipment worst stream ever a day dallas encounter real magician strawberry here take this coin and buy something taste it for yourself you really earned i don't know what the worst stream i've ever done is i could probably give my opinion i think that's money we can bring to the fruit vendor uh i think the worst stream that i actually really have ever done is that card one goodbye like unlock card like dungeon one that was unbelievably bad [Music] unbelievable that was the worst thing i've ever done my camera was too low quality you couldn't even read the cards you physically couldn't even see what was going on i thought that was gonna be way more fun [Music] fortnite tournament was not fortnite was fun that was like fun because like the group we were having a good time yeah i didn't play very well but i mean that was a fun stream for me this funny house is the artist's home he copies pictures all day long okay so this is the painting you tried it was just fun strawberry this artist doesn't look very busy at all that's what you think ronnie this whole town looks like it's asleep but you'll soon see that this guy's the opposite a little freaked out that we walked in his house without asking hello mr clovey [Music] hello strawberry walking around doing nothing as usual oh no sir what are you painting two days from now we are going to open an exhibition of the paintings of the greatest artists in the world there's one picture that i could not get for the exhibition so i have to make an exact copy of it i've already drawn it but my eyes are tiled and i am not sure that a copy is exactly like the original i have to copy his copy if i forgotten some details i'll copy your copy maybe i can help you you i thank you since when do you want to do anything oh no you're doing oh okay being a waiter is hard work i don't have the strength for that now unhan han i am prepared to help my neck mr clovey okay but then [Music] oh you really did a pretty botched job on this one chloe look at the pictures in front of you the frame picture is the original the one on the easel is the copy do you see any details in the original that don't appear in the copy a lot of things actually there are differences you fucked up you fucked up [Music] why are you helping this guy make forgeries [Music] great strawberry i'm so happy that you helped me with this picture because it might have been very embarrassing if someone discovered that my copy was not perfect now you're invited into my secret library you already know that not everyone is allowed in what um i don't know if i want to go into this secret library [Music] that there face lots of books in the library i'm looking for the book with the great secret maybe if i find it i'll be able to do some magic magic's not real the guy just told you that wow this artist really hides a lot of books here i have always asked to be allowed to come in here and look at mr clovey's books and he never let me do it you're really lucky to be in there [Music] okay so we have to find the if i want to find the secret book i need to get the library code oh my god the art of copying pictures i need to get the code if i want to find the secret book i need to get the library code [Music] will he give it to me thank you very much sir you have a very impressive collection of books you're still playing this to be among the fortunate people who have visited your library i love it what um you guys don't have up on here i have way too many items to stop now don't die dallas and count on me on this one all right i need the code to get in there there's only two or three locations i haven't been to i have not been here and i haven't been in one spot over there [Music] i kind of want to see how it plays out do we do a um i want to see if i come back to the real world as a magician oh dear this is an order for red painted furniture all the pieces must be painted in red and i've run out of paint excuse me mr carpenter sir i remember watching two swedish dudes play this i'm prepared to stop working and talk only to someone who will bring me red paint for the furniture oh yeah i remember these two swedish dudes played this before if you have red paint give it to him if not leave here what i don't how do i get red paint this is where the carpenter soars his boards well okay i i know i have the money to do go to the fruit vendor i'm doing that and yes i'm gonna complete the game ain't it with blood not funny that's not funny is it with blood okay like just gross and uncalled for disgusting not funny not funny [Music] apologize to me right now [Music] all right here's a coin do you have money for me i do do you have red paint a coin thank you very much that will really be of help to me here take a cherry what do i think you will do with the cherry well i have a contest to see which is sweeter oh god damn it you were the yuck yuck guy and i got it wrong so can is this can i make this red paint who wants a cherry [Music] there's one place i didn't go i need to go to the magic school it's the magic school bro bro where's the magic school no more of this bro [Music] i'm not getting dallas encountered here not happening all right so it's not this way it's to the right and straight [Music] there's still at least an hour left i'm not going anywhere i don't know why people think i'm just gonna leave after this game's done i've been on the stream for like three hours i'm not just gonna be like all right strawberry magic was cool i'll see you guys i'll see you guys next time no i'm still [Music] here is cobble goodies he covered too much candy and that's why he can't move and you almost missed you almost missed the gobblegum with the powder rabbit under the magician gave me you almost missed the gobble goody okay medicine powder [Music] i ache all over i must have been standing like that for years hey i'm hungry i'm so hungry you give a cake a cake here this cake is really great i prepared it myself [Music] tasty very tasty oops the dice cube got loose from what where ronnie the dice cube i've been looking for it for a long time it's special because it can open places that have been closed by magic unbelievable it's been inside gobble goody's tummy all along you eat everything that moves stannis still all lies down everything i can open magical doors with the magical view magic dice cube [Music] thanks okay so let's keep going thank you um whatever your name was i don't know uh nothing else i can do here i go left or right it's an s tier item yeah let's go right oh here we go oh there's so much i love this all right let's go to the hot dog stand [Music] [Music] but what did you do to the vegetable vendor what ronnie these two funny guys know the magic of how to make the best sugar coating in the world the recipe is a very carefully guarded secret and that's why it was divided up between the two of them enabled pvp invasions in the game if you give them a piece of fruit they'll sugarcoat it for you with their own special magic coating i have a cherry right here fresh cheer i have a cherry and really would like you to coat it with your world-renowned shirt elden ring i'm going to sneeze strawberry do you remember that we ordered strawberries from the vegetables we ordered strawberries from the vegetable vendor and you hid inside the box you eat inside the box and then when we poured the strawberries into the pot yeah the pot when you were inside you gobbled everything up and didn't leave anything for anyone else not even a drop that sounds like julian louie you don't want to sugarcoat the cherry will tell you the ingredients and you will prepare it yourself ronnie be careful those two never reveal to anyone what they put in the pot in order to make the sugar coating i don't believe them they won't tell you listen to me they will tell you what ingredient is needed but not where it is they will even confuse you on purpose do the exact opposite of what they ask [Music] the big magic wand a magic wand [Music] you can be sure you have been shown the secret of the coding will never be known one two three eight nine ten now you have to start again what you said the big magic wand that is outside the cupboard into the pot small a magic wand right here right now we fooled him what are you talking about they said didn't they say that they it's the opposite eight nine ten now you have to start it just shove them over and just take the fucking pot which is under the table into the pot but the big magic wand which is under the table i thought you supposed to do the opposite so the big magic wand that's on top of the table so it's the small magic wand that's on top of the table [Music] a magic wand opposite this is marvelous ronnie we didn't let those two show-offs get the better of us put the big jar of honey that is on the table into the pot jar of honey that's on the table into the pot big jar of small jar of honey under the table into the pot powdered flowers wait what is this not it powdered flowers you're losing viewers no i'm not i went up like 5k in the last five minutes [Music] what happened to you it's not even the right item what that wasn't honey one two three eight nine ten now you have to start again put the big container of butterflowers that is under the table into the pot what powdered well flowers we're no match for him he's discovered the secret i got it put the big jar of honey that is outside the cupboard into the pot so the big jar of honey that's inside the cupboard a small i need a small jar that's inside the cupboard powdered flowers no no i don't what this is a honey jar [Music] that's a honey jar in every single video game this is not a honey jar honey no it's not that's not honey jar in every no well brother we're no match for him he's discovered the secret it's lip balm the sugar cube that is outside the cupboard into the pot what what the fuck was the last thing you just said with the sugar that was outside cupboard into the pot with sugar inside the cupboard i shook a cube it's correct oh dear oh dear how did he find the right ingredient put the big magic wand which is under the table into the pot i'm not going anywhere a magic wand strawberry you've discovered here the secret of the great magic that we have tried so hard to keep well good for you we're happy to know that you're not as stupid as we thought you were what the fuck they're so mean the cherry for you you can come whenever you want and eat as much sugar coating as you want it's really tasty isn't it [Music] thank you and goodbye who tell anyone of wants secret i think it's fun i'm having a good time what is this it's all so stupid that i don't know what to think they say that i've discovered a secret what do they think that i have to appear on the cooking show or something i have to present a magic trick at a party real magic who wanted this i hope that now you understand laughing when i think of how you'll stand on the stage and tell the children how to make sugar coating that's it i'm tired i'm going to sleep [Music] alright i will make a deal with chat if in the next 15 minutes i am not at the end game of this game then i'll move on everybody was so pawn chip on strawberry magic until until i actually want to play strawberry magic everybody's all pog until i play it was all pogs it was all pogs until i start doing puzzles all right how do i get out of here [Music] it was all pogs until i actually play the game [Music] all right you got 15 minutes 15 minutes and it's not i'm finishing it [Music] you can't go in there without permission from opera wait a minute i was born here big deal i'm streaming for like another three or four hours don't worry this is the home of the one and only arbor the great magician he knows all there is to know about magic and no one can match him in making magic everyone in magic land is afraid of him and no one would dare go against his commands run a pole to see who wants to see you finish it alright fine do it all right mods run a poll to see if people want me to finish this i guarantee you a lot of you a lot of you guys that say no you're going to be very surprised i think i think you're going to be very surprised okay we can't i can't go in there what is it at [Music] this is just a choo choo train [Music] it's a landslide it's a landslide hold on i need to see i need help [Music] oh what a fucking landslide what a landslide landslide oh no no no that's a what an absolute fucking landslide whoa i actually was surprised oh my god [Music] holy shit if i did that during dallas it'd be 90 now i've succeeded in creating parts of an engine like none that i've ever been seen in magic land that's interesting i think that when the engine is built according to this model it will be the fastest ever made but let's go this is the train station what a huge and beautiful train is standing there in the distance i wonder what that professor is doing he's concentrating so hard that's the train designer he built the wonderful train that you'll soon [Music] strawberry hello strawberry today you haven't made me angry i'm the happiest trained designer in the world i've just finished designing the parts of the model from which they don't leave we're just having fun man a marvel of train engineering to tell you the truth though when you're around i do get a little worried i'm sure that you've stolen some part of the model no sir all the parts are on the table oh dear less than 25 voter turnout sure that all the parts of the train model are here you had an opportunity you were there you could have said yes or no i [Music] don't worry to all the strawberry magic haters out there let's i'm going to level with you would i'm gonna be done really soon okay we'll be done very soon we don't don't worry about it we'll be all right trying to put all the parts together yourself well let's just see whether you have the talent to be a real designer magician now designer magicians okay what does it look like great this is fitting together perfectly what does it look like oh shit all right i gotta go pink great this is fitting together perfectly and then that's the two greens up here [Music] no that doesn't belong there oh i need the blue the brain is rotting i just i i have some vitamins i wonder a real wonder great this is fitting together perfectly [Music] great just go eat like a banana and come back together perfectly you're not you're not you when you're hungry okay [Music] no strawberry did you really think that it was so easy to design a train can you cosplay as a strawberry magic character i wonder a real wonder i got like a strawberry costume no that doesn't belong there was right in the front [Music] stop playing this game you just missed the 85 percent hole it was 85 percent wannabe to stay to stay 85 said to stay to stay you had an opportunity to vote and you missed it now what do we do [Music] this is a picture of the train model now what now what there's one piece left where [Music] just one more what the fuck this is a picture of the train model where is this piece oh my god i thought that was strawberry's head i wonder a real wonder i am going to stay strawberry although i did get angry at you when you stole the parts from here i'm pleased now it looks like you did learn something after all from playing with the parts i designed good for you you can ride on my train anytime you want okay thank you now what you're not gonna give me an item or anything this is a picture of the train model so can i ride can i actually go on a train or is that it [Music] oh this is great i can ride the train now [Music] where's the ticket [Music] oh ho i have some visitors strawberry what are you doing here i wrote on the designer's wonderful train and arrived here how are you [Music] as usual strawberry i make use of the secrets known only to me to give help to anyone who wants it nice i'm ready to help anyone who needs my very special talents a recount if you need help i can help you let's do another poll if you want me to stay and play strawberry magic and if there are not at least 10 000 votes you'll be pissed let's get let watch it be higher i'm ready to help anyone who needs my very special talents if you need help i can help you so help i want help save strawberry magic help me then magic ice cube that's not what i have to give now what do i have to give up that's not what i have to give now string that's not what i have to give now [Music] okay i don't think i can do this yet all right that's all that's on the train i'm just taking a walk goodbye [Music] more people vote well i i gotta see it let's see it only three only 4 000 votes let's go [Music] what's going on here i can imagine how mad the strawberry magic haters are right now it's probably like livid it's like i i'm so mad [Music] it needs to go on longer [Music] all right we got a kind of a weirdo here hello strawberry welcome to the forester workers where are you headed first of workers what does that mean what do they do here you do ask silly questions ronnie howie you do here they work like horses that's what they do here what the fuck this is so fucked up strawberry don't look so innocent you know very well what we do here the problem is that you never like to come here and help us are you planning to bother us today too no i don't intend bothering you at all i'm searching for the magic valley i really need a lot of health and hearing from the most unexpected direction what is good so 100 pepper worker seeds but i can't find the house where the seeds are i'll help you which house are you what is this boat where's this pole i'm looking for the house which is under the blue house and behind the blue house under the blue house and behind the blue house got it [Music] great this is the house now i'll be able to grill pepper workers from the seeds thank you straight pepper workers now what what does that do what does that do for us we just get like a bad ending [Music] i don't know i don't get it [Music] you [Music] good morning strawberry you got up early still trying to get out of doing any work huh get out of work oh no what made you think that just the opposite i'm interested in working today i've already worked for the pepper and he even sends you his regards do you need any help ninja has regards unbelievable i wondered what happened to the strawberries well if you're such a good workforce it might not be a bad idea here i received an order for a hundred corn workers for next month i don't have any more corn forest workers i have to sow a hundred corn workers seeds which are in one of those houses but i don't know which one someone has mixed up the houses i found a strange note here and i don't know who left it what does it say written in such a vague way i'll help you which house are you looking for i'm looking for the house that is behind the house that is under the red flower the corn asks easy questions that have very hard answers okay shut up shut the fuck down and shut up what what was it it's under the house behind the house wonderful that's the house now i can sow the corn seeds goodbye and give my warmest regards to mr cucumber what [Music] she's causing so much trouble in this town every single person i've met every single one is like oh strawberry you're here to like fuck up my business every single person [Music] there's probably one more [Music] what do you mean what am i talking about we we've been watching this strawberry magic person over here now wait what [Music] what happened no go back go back go back did i miss a puzzle i didn't get anything for doing this is there another one i don't i don't what do you want to do i don't get an item for this i've gone left again i went left for the corn i didn't think i could go left again guys help what's the name of that song i've been trying to figure it out for a long time and i cannot for the life of me to find it one that goes using like a shitload of youtuber videos what was it called [Music] called oh my fucking god hello i know that you have a lot of work and i don't want to disturb you but i'm looking for the magic can you help me of course i can help you do you know the magic that will help me find the house that i'm looking for i have to sell cucumber worker seats right away but i can't find them show me the house where the seeds are hidden okay i'll do it i've been looking for this song for a long time for the purple house above the rock oh i wonder where that is look for the purple house above the rock [Music] like turn your head [Music] wonderful you have found my seeds real magic i'm rushing off to work give my regards to miss red pepper so long that did good can we have a reward sure [Music] what was the reward i didn't get anything i don't understand everyone i ask about the magic asks me to help him even when i do help i don't get an answer from them i hope you're right strawberry and that i can find some magic here to show at the party [Music] it's a child's game yeah well i mean where are we going apple this has got to be the end hello mrs red pepper yo strawberry how did you get here you know that you are very near to the clearing in the forest and only those who are good at magic are allowed in this part of the forest oh tell me you naughty boy did you find some secret detour around harry the corn and mr green the cucumber hmm no not at all i took the main road and helped each of them it's been 15 minutes at another time i'm really surprised what happened strawberry that you decided to help have you decided to become a magician yes i've been looking for the magic orders somebody was very mad i'm sorry of course i can here magic land needs a large workforce every day my friends cucumber pepper and corn are already busy with preparations they also sow worker seeds i have the job of preparing a workforce for emergencies abra put the seeds in one of the houses do this in real life into his description i'm having trouble finding the right one strawberry come on wake up are you sure strawberries magic in this place oh i'm sure i told you keep on looking you have no choice if someone asks for your help you have to help them and use that there's no such thing as magic she just found this innocent kid all i said oh hey come and do all my work and chores for me i'm looking for the red house above the red flower great it's real magic strawberry i'm rushing off to sow my seeds bye give my regards to eggplants don't forget now no i somebody just give me an item so i'm gonna leave [Music] you see strawberry mrs red pepper is just like all the rest she only wants me to help her and didn't give me even a clue as to where to find the magic listen to me ronnie aubergine lives in a very important part of the forest it's the most carefully guarded place before the clearing in the forest oh his magic is very special interesting all right we're gonna get a spell i think [Music] we're gonna get a spell i think [Music] hey you don't bother me again today you're the last one i want to see here go away what is it is it a hot dog or in it what is it eggplant what did you do to aubergine that is so angry at you and is chasing me away well uh you see uh yesterday i was very hungry and i thought all day about the wonderful apples that aubergine grows i asked him for one but of course aubergine does not give apples to anyone who doesn't help him so i offered to help him pick the apples and i really did pick them you've hit rock bottom after they were already in my bag i really didn't feel like know why so many people have jumped that's like a vicious reaction to strawberry magic strawberry i'm having fun strawberry magic wherever i go as soon as i get there i have to suffer because of the mischief you have gotten yourself into nobody likes me here and it's all your fault you wanted to come here so don't complain go back to mr aubergine he really isn't as bad as he looks just what house do you want me to do so then i can go to the magical forest and get the magic fucking comet azure aubergine i'm really sorry for the trouble i caused you yesterday but between you and me your apples are the best i've ever seen we're a stream 2022 fan anybody that says that because it's fake it's not real i'm looking for the magic i'm having a blast no way no way all right all right no way today i won't be as stupid as yesterday today you won't leave here until you do get the magic right i'm ready tell me what i have to do i'm looking for the blue house which has a blue house above it and a blue house in front of it what this one [Music] that's marvelous strawberry i'm sure that the apples you ate for my tree had a wonderful effect on you if you're going to the clearing in the forest give my regards to the guard goodbye okay so now give my regards to the forest let me into the magic forest if i can get the magical spell to be able to uh music allows the bod to play magical tunes for sale rhythm a bicycle in good condition a service cart huh excuse me sir was on the ground uh just a minute don't disturb me for sale an electric range a pair of chairs excuse me sir strawberry i'm tired of your pranks this time i won't give in this time you have to reveal to me how you managed to sneak into the forest every time without anyone's noticing you this is the most carefully guarded place in magicland and you're not allowed to run around here why what are you guarding here all i see here are lots and lots of photos nothing else french doritos according to legend the great book of magic is buried here really it was hidden hundreds of years ago oh my god nobody knows for certain where it was buried because the enchanted compass rose which points to where it is has been lost and to this day no one has found it but abraha the great magician is willing to give anything to anyone who can give him the book which has all the lost secrets in the library behind the clove guy and whoever has the compass rose in his possession can find the ancient book of course but the compass rose itself is not enough we also have to find the ball that will fly us high above the clearing in the forest and move in the directions that the compass rose shows us okay all right i don't have that strawberry you have nothing to do here all right i don't have that i don't have it i don't have that i don't know don't be your usual lazy self somewhere else when you have both items you need to find the book we'll look for it together goodbye strawberry harsh all right get me out of here i'll come back all right i'm giving it 10 minutes that was a growl no it wasn't strawberry all right all right all right all right all right i'm almost there i'm almost there almost there i promise i'm almost there promising moments there everyone relax give me something to say in the low voice i'll do it i'll make everybody happy give me something saying that okay give me something to say i'll say it in the low voice [Music] always [Music] strawberry [Music] avocado did i tell you that i was laughing my ass off like the other day because i just kept thinking of the voldemort homer simpson comment and that vid that like oh just was the video was playing in my head over and over again i was fucking dying all right what what do i need to do i need to go to the magic school package for you and then wand magic wand goodbye oh i might move on i might give in because i don't know what to do now is this is that magic does this count as a magic wand i don't know what to do i'm stuck i feel like i'm so close i'm so close i need to something to open the nectar lid i need [Music] will the dice open the magician door [Music] i need the red paint yeah i need red paint i don't know what the fuck anything even is here man i don't think it went down this way did i that's where the bridge what's across the bridge all right i can't i need to open that nectar but i don't think i can i need another item this is the construction i already did i got this already i don't know try the dice what would the dice work on that magic building hold on but this the lollipop count is a magic wand i feel like it's a kids game might he doesn't want a sugar coated cherry nice on the nectar that's a pity you kidding me i could learn some magic at this school [Music] people are commenting on a walk through on youtube odd [Music] you have about three hours left to finish this what [Music] magic dice you can't open the barrel with that why a sugar coated chip you can't open the barrel with that come on what do we do magic dice that won't help you open the door we can open any door oh come on i don't want to get stuck here it looks like i can't get past the pit how awful i have a legit question why are you still playing because i'm invested and i want to know what happens [Music] their dev painter for paint all right [Music] ice on magic school i can't get in there without a wand all right all right all right all right all right hello strawberry there are no prisoners in the cells and my work day is just one long break all right all right [Music] all right [Music] all right [Music] all right that's it all right that's it [Music] there's the cake all right [Music] there are two let's plays of this that exist [Music] all right but i want to know i want to finish it where do i wish i go i have this picture i need to get in the magic school i have this necklace for somebody who's the necklace for i don't know all right painter all right [Music] the candy store is closed today what open it up merchandise cube all right [Music] all right that's it all right magic dice cube [Music] you can't go in there without permission from abra what a shame i was born here magic dice cube [Music] [Music] i think i'm stuck i might have to give up here in a second i really think i have to give up we've lost about ten percent by the way ten percent have shifted over to the move on side that's a full ten percent [Music] starting to lose more people more all right people were like yeah let's go fuck the strawberry magic haters 10 percent of you changed your mind the last 20 minutes i'm like yeah you know what actually fuck this game we should do something else [Music] paint all right i'm gonna get the red paint i'm not kidding if i am not at the end of this game in exactly 15 minutes i'll quit so you're back you probably want to go into the library i'm pleased to invite you to go you worked out and you deserve it i need red paint this is the color red take it you'll find it useful oh no [Music] bye sir thank you very much oh oh one all right red paint now we have to go to that construction place which i forget where that is help me please help me over here instruction red paint get an item we're good we're going for it i'll be there in 15 minutes well have you brought a can of red paint the color red we're back well where did you get the red paint i placed the order for it a long time ago and never got it i must produce all this furniture in this color now that you have a second i'd like to ask you if you know the secret of the magic the secret of there is no secret why you always ran away from the magic and like resting better but if you're looking for it again here look a shape has been drawn on this board this lever will move the saw in any direction either what's a lever lever you saw the board according to the drawing i'll make you something which can help you okay let's do it it's gonna take forever now we're nearer to the line hey i don't see any line here i'm trying to tur like turn it now what the fuck now that's better i need to go down again hey i don't see any line here fuck you ah now that's better [Music] i think i crashed the game strawberry if you don't help me saw the board i won't have time to prepare the item you need in order to get closer to finding the magic go over to the board which is on the table this is making my brain itchy i got it okay get to work strawberry perform the magic why is this magic it's a saw i'll try and saw the shape again this actually sucks okay i have an idea hey i don't see any line here i have to put the saw up there first strawberry you know what have fun in your lounge chair now that's better this is going to be fucking impossible hey i don't see any line here oh my god oh my god that's better hey you're not in the right direction now that's better i'm not on it okay you are on it when the there's one pixel block on the white no that's wrong you were on it with this yeah what the fuck is happening right now excuse me what how do i get this correct you're not in the right direction i can only go so far now that's better [Music] who cares [Music] strawberry you managed to saw this complicated shape very well in just a moment i'll paint it red but in the meantime take this very useful screwdriver this is just great the board is painted red and i have a little time so let's go prepare something for you that will bring you a lot closer to the magic i'm making a magic wand i can open up the nectar now when you have it you must show it to everybody and then they will know that you honestly want to become a real magician i'll fit the guiding star onto the top of the wand oh the guiding star will prove that you have already been to a place from which the secret of the magic can be seen do you have the guiding star if you do give it to me and i'll finish making you your magic wand a sugar coated cherry that's not what i have to give now why walk all the way over there you little shit all i right have the guiding star i'll try and get one all right i'll wait for you here nectar good luck the star is gonna be down there magical school find who stole the thing we're getting close it's been 15 minutes [Music] okay i need to go to the door open the lid have the guy fly me to the magical kingdom i gotta remember where that is okay where the fuck is that magical thing where is it i don't know where it is up and right [Music] fuck the haters there's no way people are just messing around i mean there's probably okay there are 17 000 people here i imagine at least a hundred of them i probably unfollowing the channel at this point they probably hate me now because i hate this game i'm so i'm actually i'm sorry i wish i could say something to you i'm sorry i like just but i have to spin it i have to get over i have to do it sorry a screwdriver all right let's go this will help me open the barrel it's only a toilet what's going on with his eyes hmm this nectar is delicious i'm ready to fly but the door is closed i think i've got a fucking magical kitchen dice cube that won't help you open the door shut up this guy was lying the whole time ronnie the door is closed it can't be opened without the magic disc the magic i need a magic disc i just gave this guy drugs and that's all it happened it looks like i can't get past the pit now what how awful now what i don't understand what happens now i need a magic disk the lid [Music] no it's not it's not the lid it looks like i can't get past the pit how awful shit dip the lollipop in the nectar shit stuck again give the candy to the weird i don't know that what are you saying it's a weird guy [Music] lollipop to the monster wait the the gobble guy [Music] will he actually eat this [Music] do another pull yeah do another pull [Music] i'm curious to see how much people are losing patience every like 15 minutes i'm waiting for it to swing the other direction and the majority say no this is actually funny i like this [Music] tell me that you are going to feed this cement mixer again yes a sugar coated cherry ah damn it i can't i can't feed it to him [Music] [Music] guy at the bridge the guy at the bridge i don't i don't think he's gonna want it the bridge guy or the warehouse necklace to the that's right [Music] all right what we got for percentage percentage what is it 73 losing it was 77 before oh [Music] oh [Music] 73 still the majority it is strength that's not what i have to give now god damn it do you want this candy or something that's not what i have to give now ah [Music] i don't know [Music] i need the library key scroll from the painter [Music] go to the library library key scroll [Music] where do i get that 70 is enough okay every 10 minutes we're going to do the poll if it drops below 65 i believe [Music] so you're back you probably want to go into the library i'm pleased to invite you to go you worked out and you deserve it we need to stay strong guys uh i'm just saying if that drops low 65 i'm out of here dice in here i still haven't found the secret hidden in the book i'll try again for the train magic dice cube fuck a sugar-coated chick string if i want to find the secret book i need to get the library code it's the library code scroll there's a scroll under the easel help me help me help me sir you have a very impressive collection of books i thought that was what the easel was on i thought there was a piece of wood one of the books in my library contains a great secret the code with which you will find the book that has this secret is on the scroll with you [Music] i i thought that was a piece of wood holding the easel up right strawberry friends we're getting closer i haven't found the secret hidden in the book i'll try again from time to time another book will be lit up on the scroll you must find its place in the library and click on it exactly i will oh no next time you guys i'm telling you under 65 i'm and i'm alt f4 good you clicked on the right book [Music] good you clicked on the right book run it exactly that's the book [Music] good you clicked on the right book strawberry friends and strawberry haters uh who's gonna win 101 ways to skive work that's my kind of book 101 ways to skive work that's my kind of book look ronnie the book of magic opening up to is certain page what's drawn there did you notice the ball that fell out when the book opened up straw boring okay i got a ball it looks like a compass rose it says here that if i reach the clearing in the forest the compass rose will direct me to where the lost book of magic is hidden oh okay bring this to the forest the great book of magic all the magic tricks in the world are in that book legend has it that it was written by the father of all magicians thousands of years ago but everyone thinks that it is being lost take the compass 76 we're good and use it to help find the ancient book they'll love you in magic land maybe i'll find a small and easy magic trick in the book i'll take the compass rose hurry up and take it this is a very strange ball it doesn't bounce like a regular ball i'll take it with me okay so i've got this is the thing that i put on top of the magic one right thank you very much sir you have a very impressive collection of books and i'm glad to be among the ultimate people who have visited your library no that's for the clearing in the forest all right i got the compass rose i'm gonna go to the forest hi sir thank you very much [Music] go to the dorito farmer okay that's strawberry i helped the artist and i found a magic compass rose in the secret book i've already wasted a lot of time i'm here for dos games not straw strawberry do you think i'll be able to find one here straw ass is a dos game so you are here for you will continue just the way i told you to thinking and don't tell me you're too tired to go on working because you have a lot of work in front of you just keep trying and let me rest all right strawberry friends berry bros i'm going to give you guys a little bit harder of a task this is for all this this is for the marbles here when i do the pole again you got to keep that over 75 [Music] and think you can handle it it'll be hard i just need you see how strong that community is [Music] all right i gotta go to the forest which is oh i get to the forest no i don't remember at all 75 can you do it where's the there's a forest [Music] okay run it [Music] that's way too high let's find out if you got what it takes all right let's do it the compass rose here i found the compass rose keep the strawberry magic alive why buy my blue hat that's it that's the rose where did you find it this will be abraha the great magician's happiest day of his life that sounds like rick we're so close to finding the book where else do you need strawberry we have to find the floating ball and start out immediately i got it in search of the book what's going on here what's going on here [Music] okay we're at 80 [Music] all right barry bros you get to live another day [Music] here i found the ball wonderful now we have both the ball and the compass rose and we can start our search seventy five points i'm going to the ball and i'll kick you upwards when you're up there you'll be able to see the furrows plus the compass rose will guide you pay attention you must begin from the blue dot that's my hat that way you'll know where i am all right he just kicked me oh my god what the hell is this fun i'm flying high on this ball from up here you can see everything but oh golly how do i get down don't worry your stream i don't have this response stars will float in the sky and you'll be able to catch one and fall to earth with it now listen very carefully you must look at the blue dot that's me and move in the direction i tell you you must move only one dawn at a time the enchanted compass rose will guide us and we'll reach the place where the book has been hidden move one to the upper left okay how do i do that how do i do that no that's not the proper direction is it upper left dude wonderful oh move one dot to the left great we're on the right track very good move one dot to the right that's it that's the correct dot move one dot to the right is it a circle great we're on the right track move one dot to the upper right i'll come down on this star everybody all you fucking assholes that told me to click star [Music] why have you come down you almost found the most important book in the world strawberry i just don't understand you send me back up strawberry oh you're back wanna try and look for the book again let me back up there you go back on the ball again yes i want to try i must get that book [Music] [Applause] this has been unbearable i'm having a great time one dot 80 of the people here watching disagree with you very good move one dot to the right wonderful move one berry are very strong right now great we're on the right track move one dot upward wonderful move one dot to the left this fucking sucks very good when i fin i'll be the only person in the last 10 years play this game and beat it great we're on the right track move one dot to the upper right we're at the end game now great we're on the right track i promise i'll go back to jeopardy i will move one dot to the upper left very good move one dot to the right [Music] very good oh one dot upward i'm gonna get the magic book strawberry i see something interesting on the ground catch a star right away and come down on it yep roger got it got it got it got it coming down [Music] i'll come down on this star you think you guys can do eddie oh my i'm so excited we found the great book of magic everyone thought the book was lost forever i would love to see the look on abra the great magician's face when he gets the book back i got it hurry run and return the book to opera i got the book i have the book well that's it i beat it it's over i have the magic book the great book of magic i can get the magic wand this is it this is it take the star to the magic wand get the magic wand made take that to the school bring that finish the school bring that book to abracadabra and then see the final cut scene and it's over and we win this is it you need to do randy's ending [Music] who was the person that made the construction place this way right [Music] i'll speed it up don't worry and then we go to the academy [Music] do you have the guiding star if you do give it to me and i'll finish making you your mind of the frenzied berry ending very good here is the wand now everyone will know that you are serious and intend discovering the secret of the magic we're so close strawberry from today on you are a citizen with equal rights of magic land and you are no longer considered lazy now that you know what you want to be i hope you find the magic all right thank you and goodbye mr carpenter hey chaos take the world all right school time i feel i feel it we're almost there [Music] the school was back this way and then to the right i think where was the school we're always so close man i'm telling you we're so close [Music] this way right and then up across the bridge [Music] i get a poll up there 80 come on come on barry bros 80 percent i need those you guys that have been hanging out watching enjoying the strawberry magic stream i need you right now i need you right now [Music] those of you that have been watching just chilling and you're logged in right now and you can click that button we need you to be over 80 80 percent we've come so far [Music] the magic wand proves that whoever has one is seriously interested in learning how to become a magician so if you pass the entrance examination you'll be allowed to go in i'll soon test to see if you have the talent to become a magician i'll show you one card then i'll turn it back with the fast movement of all great magicians i will then replace the cards then you will have to tell me where the card you first saw eels does the game eighty percent come on this is your card follow it [Music] got it great this is your card now you can enter the school it was so easy [Music] it was unbelievably fucking easy [Music] here i'll be able to find the one who stole abra's hat i must look at the identicate picture and find the suspect i gotta find the suspect this is a picture of the suspect who's ernie i have to find which of the students here looks exactly the same [Music] 84 holy shit okay you know what i'm gonna ask next time the one who took the hat hey you you're wearing abra's hat you know what i'm gonna ask next time all right i'm sorry here's the hat take it [Music] i got the hat okay now i take the hat through that magical house [Music] and right [Music] where's that magical house the magic hat [Music] wait should i give the magic hat to this guy [Music] or to the police officer [Music] hello strawberry there are no prisoners in the cells and my work day is so i just got asked i got a huge craving right there the magic this hat belongs to abra i can't give it away i don't know why for no i got a huge craving right there for um just like risk it i don't know why [Music] where do i go i thought that guy couldn't fly unless he all right i gotta find this um this place [Music] where is it it's like where's the magics uh abracadabra's house [Music] i don't remember where it is back to the right this way no no no no no no still playing this i'm almost done back to the right hamburger helper [Music] guys run it again 85 i need everybody to fucking really focus focus 85 [Music] and that will be the victor that will be the absolute victory and i'm not going to ask for another one you want to see this continue to be played and finished get to 85 right now you can't go in there without permission from abra what a shame i was born here how do i the magic hat what do i do about this the great book of magic [Music] i can't get in here yet do i need to go to the train station bring the magic book to the person at the end of the train [Music] i'm gonna try that [Music] ring the doorbell on the house come on are you shitting me your train is really more like a rocket just feel this speed i had such a good time riding the train i'm sure that the next train you design will be even better uh oh uh oh oh oh uh oh what's happening we're at 84 right now guys this is it [Music] kill the magic where the magic lives on poll ends in literally 10 seconds 84 you got to get in there get it you got to get in there now you got to get in there right now you got to get in there right now get it to 85 right now if you haven't clicked on it if you haven't voted this is your last five seconds your last opportunity very bros you're about to lose it very bros that's it [Music] oh [Music] this is a picture of the train model [Music] okay all right all right all right all right all right all right okay hold on i have an idea okay [Music] i'm keeping that in a different window i'm gonna finish it before the stream ends [Music] all right can i get back into this what was this one i need to mute this hold on i can't mute it shit how do i mute an individual window [Music] fuck come on in the mixer i can only uh they're all on uh firefox volume mixer i can't i got individual tabs i there's only one firefox tab right click how do i do it [Music] you can mute it via the dosbox window yeah i can't it says click for a sound is off click for sound that doesn't work right click mute tab mute the tab i i dragged it in its own window it's in its own window right now i can't mute this window right click the tab yeah it's out of a tab it's out of tab shit how do i put it back in the tabs i need to put it back into the tabs here how do i do that oh we got it we're good let's go hell yeah oh yeah all right we're good everything's fine back to jeopardy take a take plants for uh for water [Music] invented the light bulb and the record player that's thomas edison who is thomas edison who was thomas edison got it what now you're complaining no all of a sudden oh the magic is dead kill the magic strawberry magic let's die die die and i move on to jeopardy and also it's like really yeah get rid of that get rid of that i want you to do something else i'm playing jeopardy now look what you've done [Music] first movement appear in a cereal box um i don't know who is first person appearing in a cereal box 84 the magic we want the magic back it was uh nancy is he kerrigan i don't know i don't know this famous olympic athlete was the strawberry magic oh my god who was it dan tell us who is mary lou retton give give us a poll to see if 85 want jeopardy all right if even if if even 20 percent of you want jeopardy i'm staying the green matter found in plants which is what all right how about [Music] somebody please ratio this game this 16th century monarchs sucked what was their name what'd it say oh had six wives henry the eighth [Music] that's it [Music] okay xmas tradition 500 here we go [Music] people who walk from house to house carolers christmas carolers carol caroling what is what are carol how do i kerala carolers christmas caroling i don't i don't know how to oh [Music] let's play flintstones [Music] days three days what you have to eat nothing fucking blew me up this game doesn't have any magic in it i mean it kind of does this thing is camping me no no no you don't need a pole you don't need a pole don't need a pole because we're gonna move on to another licensed one we're gonna move on to uh scooby's haunted kitchen you don't need a pole you're fine we're fine [Music] use your mouse to catch the ghostly ingredients for your major shaggy sandwich place the floating food on shaggy's bun but watch out scooby's hungry too where are the sneaky ghosts we have to make a sandwich this is taking a long time to load oh this runs like shit too all right cheese fun cheese bacon swami lettuce why is scooby dead why is scooby have dive's head gone cheese what is this implying plato bacon i got it this game sucks okay but uh let's keep going about taco bell promotional game nobody misses strawberry magic 84 of you all right this is a taco bell uh fps game your viewers are plummeting i didn't say we were done with it i just said that it was not happening right now breakfast what even 84 is not enough for you i said i wanted 85. all right here we go after this uh i'll figure out a plan and what we're going to do after this come on open why it won't open and the stream voice i didn't say that watchers skip to i didn't say that i didn't say the stream was ending what are you talking about froze hold on okay taco bell temple they're only 16 of the people here watching enjoying this this one crashed oh what the fuck what the fuck that one crashed all right what about popeye wrestle crazy let's try that one number player is one okay let's go [Music] i sort of threw something how do you do a move he didn't beat me already right somebody threw a bomb in the ring what the fuck what the fuck that was insane what are the controls all right stop throwing grenades into the ring that would be great who is that one more try i'm pressing every button on the keyboard nothing does anything i crashed my computer let's go [Music] [Music] the magic is back the magic returns i got the magic book that's not what i have to give now [Music] that's not what i have to give now so what do i have to give this person [Music] magic never left you were skyrocketing oh my god i was at like 17k and that 80 000 viewers know the word must have gotten out but the magic has returned word must have gotten up i'm ready to help anyone who needs my very special talents if you need help i can help you is it the necklace i don't think so that's not what i have to give now this one piece of the puzzle i'm missing here i'm just taking a walk goodbye remember the cnn part oh yeah [Music] guy like walking around grabbing his chair i know that i've pretended to die forgot that was the same stream [Music] that was fucking hilarious by the way [Music] so do i go [Music] i not the forest go to abra's house [Music] i think there was nothing i could do here though [Music] best stream 2022 i don't know about that i'm having fun but you know oh here we go let's go let's go let's go let's go time for the ending cinematic who is that who's bothering me now maybe someone has found the great book of magic huh ready it's me ronnie ronnie he doesn't know who ronnie is this is no time to mix things up you are really me you're strawberry now it's me strawberry strawberry i'm warning you if you don't stop ringing my doorbell and running away i'll punish you brisket why don't you stop fooling around and help me find the great book of magic it was lost hundreds of years ago and now there is great danger that the magic will be lost i must find it [Music] i can't believe my eyes strawberry you've brought the great book of magic back to me that's the best thing that's happened in magic land for hundreds of years i'm so happy come in please come into my house [Music] and i got his hat too so this is perfect strawberry now that i've met you and have seen what you're able to do i think differently about the strawberry workers you have never shown any interest in the secret of magic you spent your time on childish pranks and silly jokes and didn't learn anything and now wonder of wonders it was you of all who has brought me back the book where all the best kept secrets of magic are written tell me strawberry what happened to change you so just listen to the old grump who always kicked me out just listen to how sweet he sounds now because you're helping you're not just sitting on a lounge chair magician i know that you never liked me but i've changed now and i really would like to learn the secret of magic [Music] what magic would you like to learn i get to pick you must learn the magic of the three items i want to learn how to like to learn the magic of the three items you listen to this motherfucker [Music] really the magic of the three items that's the most difficult magic of all necromancers it takes a lot of hard work to get hold of the three magic items strawberry you've taken a very serious task upon yourself and i'm ready to help you remember if you bring me the three magic items so we have which no one except me has succeeded in getting i'll teach you the secret the magic lollipop the magic dice the magic hat master of master magicians what do you need what are the three magic items that i won't tell you i can only say that i don't have them yes i found them too and that's how i became the best magician in the world if you bring me the three magic items i promise you i will teach you the secret of magic and you will be called the best magician did you know i'm the only magician that can get out of a locked box watch i'll jump into the box you'll lock it and in half a jiffy i'll be out there's oxygen in there this guy's gonna die uh are we gonna die in here oh don't do that open box open box strawberry i can't get out this magic doesn't work quick get me out of here the opening code is on the front of the box find the missing button this is shit face and that's how the box will open this guy was just trashed what do you want to do strawberry i still can't get out of here strawberry quick get me out of here i leave him in here i'm choking strawberry quick get me out of here i'm choking [Music] strawberry quick get me out of here i'm choking [Music] why did you go in magic dice q is he going strawberry i still can't get out how do i open it well what do you want of course i'm laughing this is ridiculous the guy's like ah i will come and bring me three magical items i don't know what they are but go find them oh by the way i'm gonna trap myself in a box that i can't get out of and die from suffocation excuse me what do you want to do here strawberry quick get me out of here i'm choking i need a puzzle piece this dude's dead don't go into abra's kitchen without his permission [Music] don't make the magician angry you have to get his permission to go into these rooms right now [Music] what is that i don't know what this i don't know what this is [Music] oh my goodness i can't get poor abra out of the box i hope he doesn't suffocate him there [Music] that's so fucking terrible [Music] strawberry go away you should be ashamed of yourself don't bother me now did anyone give you permission to come in yes i got the hat to prove it [Music] what the fuck am i supposed to do about this [Music] honestly what am i supposed to do about this it's cute [Music] i need a i need a thing to help him my very eyes through there [Music] i don't know puzzle on the butt wait it was on the casket [Music] i love the puzzle on the front of the box but i'm missing a poor old piece is still trapped in the box i have to get him out of there it's not a casket [Music] it's a box why are we saying casket who said i didn't say casket i i swear to god i didn't say somebody in chat did that's why i said it strawberry i still can't get out of here strawberry i still can't get out of here i can't click these great i got the box open oh i got it strawberry you amaze me more with every passing second i'm beginning to believe that the little red sweet strawberries have magic talents still undeveloped of course but still worthy of admiration oh i'm so hungry i was in the box for such a long time i have the let's play open if you get something to eat oh how about a magical lollipop these strawberries are red and sweet uh what would you like to eat sir i i only eat special dishes very special even exceptional is that salmon or hamburger or what do you eat what do you want in my wall it's four different colors and then i will eat the hamburger that pops out of the fridge this is the pantry go in there okay wait he eats strawberries it's a big plan for me to get eaten [Music] [Music] jesus yeah [Music] wake up all of the dishes here look very ordinary and the magician wants the most exceptional food here help me there are four kinds of food on each shelf one of them does not belong to the group and is therefore exceptional okay so i have to find it out of there and put it on the top shelf guy wants a weird dish he wants okay so what doesn't belong here you want a cake cake um that's right cake is the exception since it is a baked product not like grapes the pear and the apple which are fruit that's why i picked it thanks for the input [Music] all right this is chocolate loaf of bread candy and ice cream it's a loaf of bread doesn't belong it's not candy right bread is the exception since it is a baked product not like ice cream chocolate and candy which are sweets make me a cake sandwich i don't know what is this milk doughnut a donut that's right donut is the exception since it is a bakery product and not like yogurt milk and cheese which are milk products [Music] okay so we have carrot these all look like this banana because it's a fruit [Music] that's right banana is the exception because it is a fruit and the tomato the carrot and the cucumber are all vegetables this guy's deficient in a lot of stuff okay so i did it cake is not the exception since it is a baked product like bread what the fuck are you talking about that's right the banana is the exception since it is a fruit and all the others are bakery products i don't believe this all he wanted to eat was a banana why didn't he just tell us he wanted a banana oh he's a little strange this magician but i'm running off to give him his exceptional food i still believe that he can help me even though he couldn't perform any special magic did you know that bananas are radioactive right [Music] all these banana haters i'm hungry bring me the exceptional dish here [Music] wonderful this is just what i wanted to eat you know now that i've calmed down a little i can tell you the magic didn't work perhaps because whenever i do something really big and important i have to put on my great magician's hat unfortunately that has disappeared someone who wanted to be as great as i stole it from me i'm sure that it was one of the pupils in the magician's school oh well never mind the police are taking care of the matter and i'm sure listen strawberry take this note and bring me some vegetables from the magic vegetable garden why when the gardener sees the notes he'll let you in you know what if you bring me vegetables from the garden and help me find my hat maybe i'll be able to help you get a little closer to the three items of magic by the way why don't you go up the steps and meet my beautiful daughter abreta i'll go for a little walk outside i have your hat oh okay okay permission to enter the garden i'll go up to the magician's daughter's room [Music] strawberry who are you in here i've been mad at you for a long time and if you think you can get away with putting beetles in my bed i'm warning you my father will make jam out of you i'm sorry i promise i won't do it again honest i really do want us to be friends again ronnie why are you being so nice to that show-off all she does is look at herself in the mirror all day there's no mirror in here beautiful she is [Music] stop it strawberry because of you this sweet girl doesn't like me either how did you ever get into so much trouble with everyone here now i'm in trouble too on account of you it was so funny watching how scared she was of the beatles i put in her bed just you wait and what's wrong with you driving you crazy over her clothes what's wrong with you what a menace what can i do to show you that i want to be your friend well let's see i would just love to eat a sugar-coated cherry got it bring me one and then we'll see we were prepared coming into this a sugar coat yummy that looks really tasty we were ready for that one just melt in my mouth strawberry from now on we're friends could've been a little longer than half a second ronnie ronnie listen i have to confess something she can't be your girlfriend i'm in love with a bretta and i've tried so hard to make a good impression on her and i've never succeeded every time instead of falling in love with me she threw me out you put bugs in her bed do you fucking idiot so easily don't worry strawberry once i go back to being ronnie again and i go home she'll go on thinking that you're me and if you behave yourself she'll stay your friend why doesn't she like me i'm putting beetles in her bed strawberry honey now that you and i are friends i want to give you my picture you can take it with you when you leave but now let's talk about really important things let's talk about clothes there she goes again with all her silly interests ah i'm going to get some sleep you know strawberry i never have anything to wear but i see lots of clothes here no there aren't no there aren't i never have the clothes for what i need i'll tell you what i need it for and then let's see if you can find the right piece of clothing all right climb onto the table and we'll see what you can offer me all right here we go it's time to pick the clothing hurry up and find the right piece of clothing what what's the right piece of clothing let's say i've been invited to the annual party what should i wear all right party you'll find an elegant enough dress for the occasion when you're finished and have found one let me know are we taking a long dress are we thinking uh what are we thinking here how about this one here [Music] how's that one [Music] [Applause] no um i don't know dress okay pink dress uh i have this one red party gown a party gun yes i think i like that sure what else that's it what's that already had no headphones diving goggles diving goggles i don't think that works for a party [Music] these shoes are just fine okay now what party this looks like a party hat um what else do you want what else do you want to wear a decorative feather for the hair decorative oh this is marvelous perfect you've managed to find something for me to wear among all these old rags now that we're friends i can tell you a secret i'm mad at my mirror i just don't understand it it claims that all i do all day is look into it and that makes the mirror angry is this weak drip get back at me come with me into the next room and see what it has decided to do weak drip hey look strawberry you'll see how the mirror starts behaving badly towards me go away enough is enough hardly a minute goes by when she changes what she's wearing and then she comes and looks at me don't you think this is a little too much you don't well this time i won't let you look into me then we smash the mirror with a hammer oh this is great what a fabulous mirror just my style why should it work all day no trip i really like this you see every time i stand in front of this lazy mirror it makes me mad i so very much want to know what i look like today [Music] i'll stand over here but the mirror will change how i look plus you must force it to show me exactly how i look and the minute you see that it's right pick up the hammer the mirror is scared to death of hammers and it will not change the way i look again what's going on [Music] it has to be like this it has to be like stop i'm trying to lower the other arm it has to be like this it has to be like this it has to be like this okay it has to be like this it has to be like this that's correct right [Music] quick look in the mirror i'm picking up the hammer ah he's picking up the hammer i'd better stay put and don't make anyone angry oh here i am i look so pretty i just love to look at pretty things you know what strawberry i'm so confused you from now on you too can look at pretty things here have my picture thank you very much i'm really glad but before i leave there is a question i want to ask you maybe you know where i can find the magic of course i can help you a lot but before i do that you have to bring back the string of pearls that was lost hmm yes i have those here is the string of pearls i work very hard to get it for you strawberry i'm happy that i found out that you're my good friend and i like you here i have in my possession one magic item that you have certainly earned take good care of it what is it it will help you find the magic thank you very much it's uh it's um i don't know what that is all right we're gonna get that picture to the guy at the bridge and then we're gonna go oh [Music] go to the garden [Music] just standing here okay i have your hat [Music] strawberry you promised me you'd bring me a basket of vegetables and that you'd help me look for my hat i'm still waiting don't disappoint me okay do not disappoint me the magic abra i found your hat wonderful i don't even want to know who stole it from me the main thing is that i have it now i can use the best vegetable magic there is and with no mistakes just a minute where are the vegetables that's weird all right let me in let me in here permission to enter the garden here here's my permission to enter the garden voice crack please enter the garden it was voice cry listen strawberry i'd never let you into the garden i don't understand how abra gave you permission well anyway you have to bring him the basket of vegetables i tell you to take but there aren't any vegetables here at all i'll just sprinkle this magic powder and the vegetables will just pop out okay a lot of put the biggest vegetable into the basket bigger this one's the biggest one right [Music] there all the right vegetables are in the basket there's only one in there take the basket and bring it to abra quickly i only wanted one vegetable [Music] i'm going to abra goodbye you could have thrown that into his window like a nerf football why did i have to come over here and put in a basket one here you go here's your one the basket of eggplant opera take it strawberry i'm so happy i'm three times happy first because i found my hat second because i can work the vegetable magic without mistakes and third because you prove to me that you are not a mistake you are great and a magician of wonderful talent here take this pink turnip inside it is one of the magic items ooh i'm leaving now don't forget to come back to me once you have the three items how do i open how do i open up the door i need a disk very much but just a minute how do i get the magic item out of the turnip really strawberry come here abra may think you're a great magician but i know it's not so easy to get your hands on a magic item if you don't study to become a magician the best thing you could do is go to the forest sorceress she'll help you to get the item out of the turnip [Music] okay well i think we're completed up here uh i need to give that picture to the person to the [Music] bridge why did they make this game um let's be very very honest very honest in 1986 this would have been pretty pog i'm sorry this would have been awesome this would have been huge all right where's the guy the bridge is up here would have been amazing if i was 12 11 10 and i had this game and be like holy shit this is incredible it's huge yeah [Music] the magician's daughter oh strawberry i'm so happy here take this disc i worked hard finally finally that it will open any heart it didn't work for me maybe it will work for you finally short chubby and red hey strawberry come here come back here what the fuck was that weird all right i got the disc there's definitely going to be a magic piece down in that dungeon whatever it is and but first of all i'm gonna go get this done i'm gonna go turn this in oh wow man it's just gonna complete the game on stream [Music] let's go get the uh the fruit this came out one year before mario 64. 93 when was mario 64. 95 96 the designer is enjoying the beauty of the model i won't disturb him now 96 how can we not in the strawberry magic category it's just i don't know it's like so many people playing this there's like tons of people playing it so i did a couple other things too it's like it's like a really saturated category [Music] what does it have right now let me see 650k 650 000 watching yeah i mean i was doing other retro games so i don't want to like it sorceress i need your help very much i've brought the magic pink turnip with me and i need to release the magic item inside it show me the magic pink turnip and i'll be glad to help you here you go give me a magical crystal that's weird so pink and juicy i'll put it down here the magic to release an item is very difficult and you'll have to help me oh come on what do you what do i need to do no strawberry even the most talented magicians in the world sometimes need help from less talented magicians but on abra does not know the magic of the pink turnip and my specialty is in the magic of release so it's a good thing you've come to me all the items in this room can put together the magic to release an item however in order to know what items are needed for the pink turnip i have to close my eyes and dream the items will soon appear in my dream you can help me by looking into my dream and try to remember the items that appeared in it then bring them to me from the cubbyholes on the wall this must be the dream i've been sitting on my balls for a long time and i just realized you forget that you figure that out like i've been sitting on my balls and like i just figured it out right now as you saw in the dream what was it i i wasn't paying any attention i didn't put a single piece of attention i didn't pay attention at all dude what what a trumpet you what it was rope is that rope a dragon's tail it's a dragon's tail [Music] is the wheel there the hat was there too i just didn't even look a magician's hat and the wheel the wheel of fortune is it [Music] that's it so what the hell now that we have created the magic we have to make it work on the turnip here strawberry the trick has succeeded the magical item is coming out thank you very much it looked kind of rotten in the middle aren't you supposed to be an elden ring streamer sometimes we break it up with a little bit of variety [Music] [Music] he's so scary why i would what did i mean he's so scary i didn't do i didn't do anything since you got here i'm just sitting here playing the strawberry game and i was like oh my my balls hurt that's it that's the only thing that happened [Music] it's a little weird it's a little odd that i said that but i mean it's like 10 30 at night but [Music] this guy craves brisket i wish i wish [Music] imagine like stop telling it's gross [Music] all right fine i'm just i just in case you see me go like people are going to be like what's wrong what happened what's wrong with them they want to be like oh my thing i hit my finger on the i hope my finger hurts it make me a liar [Music] where is this fucking place across the bridge yep yep yep where are you going up dude i'm trying [Music] we will know if you lie [Music] how many royalties do i get from the joker i mean that would be pretty fucking awesome i'm real hey this is a mature audience stream you had to click the thing we might be playing a game for seven-year-olds but it's uh it's a mature stream all right put the disc in what's work is magic and magics work too this is well known to me and to you oh the door has opened let's go hmm i'll just finish eating and we'll fly over the deep dark pit this is a cbd stream no i don't i don't look i have i stopped taking tv teach to you on stream this is not so fun like a year and a half now i've said that like a bunch of times so this is a lie but it's not [Music] oops we've landed the door to the cave is closed i'll go and take a closer look nice this is it this is it this is the end here this is the end firefly fairy lives in the dark she doesn't like the light only special magic will open the cave what do you think i got in my pocket right here ice magic bingo look strawberry this dice cube is opening the cave what should i do now are you guys ready we're gonna see the other secret how many days have gone by since i've been here my parents have to be looking the fairy doesn't like the light and doesn't like visitors that's why she hides but when a visitor does come she comes out disguised as a firefly and she always has some real fireflies around her to light up the secret is that the fairy's light is not steady and as soon as she comes out it blinks for a few seconds [Music] pay careful attention ronnie when the group of fireflies come out you have to direct your attention to the one whose light blinks you must then follow her and catch her if you succeed in the dependency will appear in her real form and steam [Music] that one's blinking [Music] wow here she is appearing before my very eyes beautiful and regal she is [Music] oh god hello brave ronnie i'm so pleased that you tried so hard to meet me you are a very special boy and you have a brilliant future ahead of you uh hello to you too firefly fairy you you know that that i'm ronnie of course i've been waiting for your visit for quite some time as a matter of fact ever since you arrived in magic land i wanted to make sure that even when you saw some glittering magic you would know how to tell which is the real magic you have done that and you have earned this magic item here it is yours what am i gonna be what are we doing like a little thing at school i have to go to abra quickly but who cares like what you couldn't have just learned a coin trick on youtube oh you're the dancer you're the chef you're the magician haha why did i have you could've just learned a card trick or something let's go let's go fly bird we're taking off this is it i have all the great runes oh yeah we're coming we're getting i'm not going to say it nevermind you know i whatever [Music] thank you very much fly bird it was wonderful flying with you you guys can say it i'm everyone hates when i say i've enjoyed your flight if you have please tell all your friends and relatives about our wonderful service always available to you thank you for flying british airways this work is this is where we wake up and we come back whatever i don't i'm not going to say it everyone hates it i'm not going to say it everybody hates it everybody hates it no we're going to abracadabra's house and we're ending the game [Music] nobody knows what you're saying yeah they do [Music] i said we're gonna at the end of the game it's like oh you were like in this weird limbo area and you're gonna come out of the birth canal that's what every game right that's that's what every game is yes the birth canal [Music] every game with a complicated ending is always like oh you're gonna wake up you're gonna open your eyes you're gonna be coming out of the birth canal [Music] [Music] why is he so weird it's not i'm just i an elden ring oh at the end of the game yeah you're gonna wake up it's gonna be gonna be you're gonna get out of like limbo and you're gonna like be reborn right that's the that's the joke i'm not speaking to that joke anymore he's high he's high as fuck i'm not everybody's relaxed right now or i'll end stream [Music] where am i going [Music] dude i've done that like three times tonight i feel like i have [Music] one of these days i'm gonna play a game i'm telling you it's gonna be an elaborate big elaborate ending opera and it's gonna be we're being like reborn or something the three magic items ronnie you have succeeded you have found the three magic items you've never done the birth canal yes i have oh my god you're out of your mind i do it every other game now that you have proven that your will to find the magic was strong enough to let you succeed in the difficult tasks you were given i can reveal to you the real secret of magic but i've already found it i have the magic listen to me ronnie and i can tell you that i know you are runny yes you did find magic but that is just a magic trick it is an illusion where the audience thinks that you have performed magic when really you have only been quick with your hands this is what rabbit owner the magician did but what he does is not real magic the secret of real magic is in this book and i will reveal it to you huh strawberry you had better listen too although i think that you already understand most of the secret as you have already seen work and commitment are the magic when we want something very very much we sometimes think that what we want is magic but if we work hard and keep at it we will always reach the magic magic land is the proof of this you saw for yourselves you have seen that you cannot be a good magician without studying in school to gain the knowledge that will allow you to invent things magic is just reading books like the train designer does every kind of work has its own special magic you've seen that with the artist the carpenter the porter and the vegetables vegetables are magic i agree i actually agree with that it's weird you put this little tiny little seed in the ground it fucking expands in the ground and doing edible things that you cannot use knowledge that someone else gave you it's a fact only she could get the magic out of the turnip you brought her you most certainly learned that you cannot steal knowledge and use it like the student in the magician's school tried to do [Music] we have seen that every goal we hope to reach is magic that requires hard work you even have to work hard to gain love that's right isn't it strawberry but you're just using magic to win my daughter's love i am happy that magic land was able to teach you what we already know that's just a made-up word understand how to get magic and use it correctly even if you are faced with several kinds of magic that your will wants to achieve you will be able to choose the best magic among them for you that's every now and then the firefly fairy and you don't have to be afraid even if you think that a deep dark pit separates you from your magic when you went to the carpenter and he performed magic with the hammer hitting the nail when you went to the chef and he performed his magic making the food that's not working for help and get it as the vegetables did and succeeded in getting their own magic remember this too even when things get tough you must never take the easy and short path of stealing magic like exactly what you're doing the easy path of explaining to a child the police station was me that everything is magic and also [Music] [Applause] come back home even if it is hard for you we understand make no mistake we love you and we'll help you abra it will be so different going back to magic land now that everybody loves me i want i also want to find my real goal i find the magic but just a moment i want to say goodbye to ronnie wait he knows ronnie i can't believe it they always knew that you were not me and yet they helped us roni i'm going back i'm going back full of energy my task is to find my magic and become the best magician in the world and i'm sure you'll succeed thank you for all your help i'll miss you strawberry oh unfortunately for you ronnie yet that was a real spell you're not going anywhere you're permanently a tomato magic let's go you're not going anywhere oh here we go it's the talent show [Applause] this we have come is the most fascinating part of the party here he is ronnie the master magician what what the fuck wait they're like living carrots in the real world and that kind of weird no one's uh asking a question of like where did all these like weird like mutated fruits and vegetables come from this is his heart the whole time oh shit he took too much [Applause] the crowd was amazed and were all wondering where did ronnie learn such wonderful magic but only ronnie and strawberry knew the real magic they've learned was not the one shown on stage what does that say i'm not back at the school i i'm not at the school i didn't go back home i'm i'm in magic world still i never went back home that's swedish that was i liked that a lot that was cute the real magic was magic was just replaced as a verb or what a noun for hard work but then i actually like floated a thing and they made a magical explosion and it floated up i got turned into a strawberry magic was real how would i become a strawberry i'm telling you we just need to wait a few more minutes here and then the birth canal ending happens press enter i don't think that did anything yeah it doesn't do anything now that's it i got to the end of the disk there's a sequel is there actually a sequel no there's not really strawberry magic there is a sequel oh i'm definitely going to play that at some point uh i think that's probably a good time to end it there's an episode two of strawberry magic i'm definitely gonna play sequel it was 11 o'clock i think this place is probably stopped for now i actually liked that a lot that was really fun some of these old games are just so weird they just need to be experienced when are we gonna come out of what about yeah tonka construction i did not realize it's not a dos game there's a windows 3.1 game i need a virtual machine to play it so i'm gonna need to get that set up i think i could probably install windows 3.1 on dosbox and get that to work but it's that's not technically a dos game yeah that's it that we can end here so uh the next stream we were live yesterday today well nothing tomorrow i'll be back on tuesday seems like a good time to go tuesday the 19th uh there's a lot of stuff that i can do there's more dos i got like another probably 15 to 20 games and more uh this is like the casino sim casino what is it called sim casino not casino ink it's a different one it's a new one let me see i got a list here let me see let me take a look at it any of these doing it for you what do you guys think uh we've got blood fresh supply that's a dos game but it's a shooter so it could be pretty cool there's also there's this car that car game that mon uh bazaar mon bazzo sim casino a lot of people want me to play wobble dogs i keep seeing that pop up and recommended is it any good i'm seeing a lot of yeses okay yeah we could maybe we'll check out a couple too uh not tomorrow on tuesday a lot of people saying blood all right we got like three options on tuesday we'll pick one and at some point i really do want to i'll talk to ludwig i want to see if we can set up a that elden ring pvp night with like the kind of community trial by combat with but you know each streamer picks like three or four champions that might take a little longer to set up but at the very least tuesday we'll do one of those three games i just said any updates on the baseball stream it is going to be in july the date is locked down it is confirmed i have a hard date but i want to make sure i'll announce the hard date on tuesday i do have a hard date for the baseball stream i want to be completely accurate with it though i don't want to give you false information but it will be in july guaranteed confirmed it is already booked [Music] oh it isn't lockdown well no the date is locked down it's it's a hard lockdown date i just need to talk to community jake because there's a few things that i want to make sure exist before i announce it what is the baseball stream you'll see you'll see it's a big event stream you'll see yeah have an awesome night thanks for watching i know that i've been starting later and going later recently but i'm more i've been more active at night recently uh yeah i'll see you guys um tuesday have a good rest of your weekend here there's another day a good sunday of course take care of yourselves i'll see you tuesday alright guys see you later [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Jerma Stream Archive

Views: 94,758

Keywords: jerma, jerma985, jerma stream, jerma985 stream, jerma streams, jerma985 streams, jerma full stream, jerma985 full stream, stream, streams, full stream, archive, jerma dos, jerma ms dos, jerma ms dos games, Jump Start Kindergarten, Dinosaur Adventure, $100, 000 Pyramid, C.E.O., Tony & Friends in Kellogg's Land, Jeopardy!, Strawberry Magic, The Flintstones, Scooby's Haunted Kitchen, Popeye 3: WrestleCrazy, ms dos, jerma face, jerma face cam

Id: GkbPH8DwfOg

Length: 358min 45sec (21525 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 19 2022