Jerma Streams - The Quiet Man (Part 1)

dirty al is my favorite game ever made hey guys hey you know hopefully things are going well mmm banana that is peanut butter and that is almond milk 1 2 3 the trifecta hey Jeremy what was the latest smoothie that you're drinking right now cuz every six months you talk about a smooth well the whole Harnam in here banana 1 banana 2 scoops of peanut butter almond milk into a glass slurp it up I got coffee here - I got a peanut butter banana smoothie and I got a coffee that that was a blender yeah am i doing well I'm doing well I'm doing good I'm doing good so tonight we're going to play a game called the quiet man which is a square-enix game kind of flew under the radar here for me but it's an FMV game that is also not an FMV game i don't it's like an action game with choices and you play the main character is deaf so I that I don't I know you can't like here I don't know it is apparently awful if I I it looked pretty I looked like I had to play it we'll just put it that way this game isn't fun bad it's bad bad well we'll have to I'm gonna stomach through it I don't think it's more than I think it's like three or four hours long that's what's just do it right should I am I gonna be able to do this or will I give up game isn't fun at all but here's something about let's just get out of here let's take a look at this here's the menu alright so this is this is one of the menu look at this menu any idea what this shit is when I first loaded the game it said this is subtitles and that's the zither on and this is supposed to be difficulty so I think this is mom yelling at little kid who's scared but then this is normal mode this is hard mode with little kid gets a Mario mushroom and screams at mom I don't know how this means that it's harder like is this opposed to be me in this scenario and this is the game what this shouldn't it be the other way around or is this supposed to be me and this is the game well I mean I don't I have no idea what this is they didn't tell me what this was it's just this is a group of people that are highlighted no I don't know this is door I mean door just to play I would even by door hold on Kim Kim's like texting me hold on a second you you it was very wide ran down there and she uh she kept saying door she's pointing at the door I was like okay I opened the door and they didn't know them there anyways let's like I was the quiet man I think it's in the right settings I'm gonna press play door bottom right all right all right let's go Seattle 1998 New York I mean [Music] is this spider-man spider-man full motion video experience that's me I got I've got the black spider-man suitor and I've got the venom suit on wait isn't this is how infamous starts a prototype I like that hair that's good hair he's got great hair this is a square-enix game by the way they I don't know what they had to do with this but they apparently published it or maybe they made it I don't know do I get to control the character why is it guy not talking why is he just putting his sandwich in a bag I didn't even order anything this guy is just getting his lunch ready it's the sound does it we get quiet oh shit I'll turn it off I'll turn it up [Laughter] peanut butter and jelly again uh dad can I at least get some tuna fish next time remember that write that down that's a map this guy steps to my lady and says [Music] [Laughter] with the subtitles go why why am i walking down this alley right now there's a reason why I'm doing this like a crime fighter I don't understand what am i doing mind like trying to find your back alleyways of people doing things wrong these guys are just sitting around talking okay here we go uh what do I do do I have to press a button do i press a button am I supposed to punch I didn't do any of that if I have robot I'm a robot built by someone to patrol or something now it now we're no longer a full motion video game now I know again we're CG how do I throw punches how do i target but what about being electrocuted this is immersion what no it's it's good to controller it's cut the controller Oh what am i power punch play the game okay um that's it did it where's my tutorial where my then we're we're just in full motion video why did we downgrade is there a reason why the graphics is downgraded well i wouldn't speak but this would cost more money doing full CG in emissions this cost more money than getting actors to act in front of a camera options why does it give me the options mate why are they watching a TV channel with options man but they just playing call of duty and had to stop cuz I came in I don't understand I think I lost this is I don't like this is weird great stock footage what okay so they have stock footage like hello baby I'm like kissing you hi baby I'm a baby in a crib okay there's a Dodge it's not very useful at least I have like a super - is there anything else I can do is a grab can i lock huh fuck is happening okay left trigger activates quiet mode or something oh that's right it is on hard this is not I didn't this this lower frame rate is proving to you that I'm not playing the game anymore this is a rendered full rendered motion what the fuck are you showing me what oh this is I can't get it it's the controls I see okay so the X is punch a is Dodge wait was that if you dodge perfectly then you get to punch him B is also punch somehow Y is kick but why was grabbed this is super mode this is sprint oh no that's not what I wanted to do how do I get out of this now okay the end you've read it so there's a sprint I don't know where I'm supposed to be going here we are back in time I guess that me I suppose me me that guys are pretty good green-screen that guy did you know I mean I mean you stay in front of a green screen and you make a bunch of showing all the sudden like now everybody must do it is there a lock on I don't think there is I'm pretty sure there's no lock on this has to be getting to the point where I can do something else right why are you watching me crying why what is superimposing this shit on the screen what's going on I don't even know what to say I have nothing to say I thought we might have some stuff to talk about here but we dumped we just don't I'm beaten the whole game by the way can you please play something else not yet nice I got over the top I did that I just got an achievement it says Oh what to say I don't know what to say I'm naughty I don't know who we are I don't know why we're doing this I don't know all I know is we got lunch in a bag is it I was given a bag lunch club club normies now we're good Jeremy can you turn the game up I can't hear it I did I can't hear it either how am I supposed to make this it should I make decisions you can't I can't make any decisions well that's mine no dubbing okay yeah I've never used ivory but I've I can't I can't think of anything oh I gotta take this it's just like a lift matching it now here we go [Laughter] [Music] [Music] 20 no see forty sixty hundred dollars there it is in the case that's okay oh you made it here finally didn't think you're gonna show up to get lost up there somewhere twenty-five fifty yeah fifty dollars say here here's all the money we took in from a briefcase is that new Wow uh-hmm and you were the only person to remember my birthday and I love coke I'm really glad you got this for me anyone watch you bring this in I mean yeah you see mmm right on the chin me and you're gonna do it together right now right uh anyways let me take a look well I know yeah yeah actually was there when he drew it I told it would look like shit but you just want to correct it I told him what you'd look more like a mmm Jackson Pollock painting than anything else but he didn't want to listen what a fucking idiot I mean but you you could do a murder hey what's up I'm trying to help you here if you're president Shin we're supposed to doing this coke right now and you are gonna rip the phone out of my hand that's unbelievable my fucking birthday man mm-hmm anyway I've you know if you want to go on a date with me and how's the time to say hmm wrap the body mother mother of Christ compels us when we were kids got your shoes yeah give me my shoes back no said mine huh I could help someone hold on hey sorry yeah shoes they were expensive very expensive and I'm glad that you came over there and screamed at him but it didn't really help that much oh I just broke my finger that's all right these motherfuckers are strong yeah to you to us I'll meet you outside five million this is way harder this is hard have a look just what do you think I was thinking of us sending it to her you know in case you ever wanted to see her uh see her kids again you know what do you think is it too much yeah I think it might be took a long time to make it though I am the business of ransom it's just you know not easy maybe you could go there and convince them yeah have you given with the superpowers I don't have any superpowers come on I just wanted to make a couple extra dollars make some more Millions press one for refund play for one hour and then free fun I wish I had like other items here how long do think I can hold it here before I bury my hand I'm gonna say probably 10 seconds and that's why I say yeah I broke my hand already well have you were you thinking about something I just can't even imagine you know it's really me tell you something don't really pisses me off lately the whole I mean it's not even Thanksgiving and I mean I see I see well I worked with friends just popped up I am the pretty much number one in the region of words with friends so sorry I'm gonna take an extra minute here yeah Christmas decorations you know I'm saying yep I want to punch him I'd love that love to punch a Christmas decoration in the face and I'm saying like right in the face they'll worry with us with a shovel or a rock not even Thanksgiving yet I you know the broke maybe sprang GLE mm-hmm yeah you and me we're gonna go vandalize Christmas decoration after King's words I want you to imagine this if this if there wasn't a dub here silent cutscene what does want me to do I have o go over to the flowers what I can eat them is this actually supposed to be muted yet what is this turn up the volume that there is no volume that's like the point of the whole game there is no sound I suppose I have the volume turned down it is there is no volume turn on subtitles they already on but there's a splash screen at the beginning of the game that says hey subtitles are on but you're not gonna see them unless it's in a specific situation where you can actually hear them Wow iPhone sure did get fucking good that was the best photo I think I've ever seen that's like iPhone 16 again I'm gonna make I'm gonna breed reader at this point one more time go to a stock footage site and type in like woman smiling in bed or makeup commercial or toothpaste commercial one of those three will do I was I was specifically told before the stream started do not play this game it's not funny it's just just not even good but I well we can we're going over for free what if I just don't move alright those are the movies you make when your cats going crazy and you're like afraid of what its gonna do next that's somebody that there's a cat or a dog in the room and it like uh hold on those are the moves you made during the green screen well you guys know what to do hey you gotta pay for that grab throw that was pretty nice neat this one the golden joystick award over a red dead someone no it did not it did not I'm sorry to say it's the same to lose what he got back up he getting back up uh-oh now he has a saw oh wait this I thought this is still in the subway I'm not dubbing this scene okay lazy streamer doh I could lame what like serious you guys serious well I get to be the only person that's ever beaten this game on stream do you think that's a 100% guarantee maybe I'll get invited to Square Enix's next like a launch party that was pretty nice they would this is just a wrestling game he's gotten for Sweet Chin Music in a row he should be done no he has a knife and I pick up the machete what just now all the sudden you can't block these are identical to my green screen kicks this is a boss this is a boss isn't it I'm gonna wait for the Train skip to the next game it's only been 30 I feel like I've been in here for two hours it's been 30 minutes no no this is lame no I get off me yeah [Music] that's my son I think [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank let's get to a dog hold on yes I can well rope huh I can't do a dog hello actually phones is actually ring [Laughter] she's calling me marry you had that ready for sir I mean the I swear to God I know I just got I just got a phone call right now I did not have that ready but you taught me to freeze was it a dead bird is this is not see geez this is instead of FMV dad this is CG dad right this way hey thanks yeah enclose it thing nervous so I'm nervous about this I mean we had our troubles but it's worth a shot to see hmm funny you two show up huh got flowers you know oh I forgot you're allergic sorry I'm you want I shut up you just look handsome in the light here do I hmm maybe we could potentially work things out tonight baby hey it's hard oh uh you know i tough to come out here like this you try to you know what I'm saying I know what you're saying yeah uh hold on who you hmm now he's our he's cool he's with me I don't know the fuck this guy is just think she's gonna walk in here hey uh sorry dude what the fuck are you doing you don't trying to fucking fix this here - get that fucking out of here you bum you brought a dead bird what do you bring a dead bird over to meet my ex fucking idiot don't look I know we played the pretend detective game together and we try to find the criminals but this is not the time or the place dude just go home call mom okay uh yeah we're back here he just got lost this guy I don't really know him he got lost but uh anyways so dinner tomorrow night potentially if you if you you could have me right what the why did you just do that oh no no you can't get so uh I guess have my my little brother's gonna come with us and fucking awkward at all is it your little brother sucks I know just be easy on him he's kind of a weirdo he's people is it there's a dead bird in the car I've just made my stink a little bit this puppy smells like a dead animal but just he's a little we were just little let him be potential boyfriend little brother mic is muted so um can I see the bird I love birds is it a sparrow or maybe a chickadee or something like that you don't have to be shy shit I was gonna say it's a blue jay please voice the main character please stop playing this I can't I can't you understand hey let's try something here I mean I need to compose myself hold on you know I like to collect birds not good I know I'm trying you decide if you want to play scrap or not alright this the achievement ID has got is called stargazer storm chaser everyone's just going on dates Sir Robert Club normies yeah that welcome to club normies come on in this is where a joke so good you made it twice no I there's too many people here I can't I can't keep this up with a hundred people mm mines do it well that's good Scott important this is really important I don't fucking care his important so you guys have to deal with this I can't receive a phone call right now this is too important [Music] okay song goes out to my when my closest friends in the audience right now I dedicate it to them because they mean so much [Music] [Music] nice [Music] [Music] haha Oh No it's time yeah oh gosh pull the fire up quick oh it's a lawn chair oh no wait hey hey hey oh it's electric oops I think I sneezed no yeah you must see her again and you'll be in trouble come here ha ha [Music] now there really is no sound did I break it make punching noises anymore sounds to do that is this guy gonna go down so so long ago [Laughter] remember the bird kid long I've waited for this moment giggity-giggity maybe we'll see what you have boss fight boss fight this fucking boss fight I've ever seen this guy's sucks no no no don't let him do it I'm just absolutely Ratatat tatting this guy's head he's still going we can't match my strength you didn't even say that somebody dumping over it did no go no my sniper rod Jim yeah no no yeah that was my plan [Music] get oh get me that car somebody call the police on that car somebody call the police it's so unnecessary you just did that for the cameras that are obviously there was this Oh more fighting gas station we're fighting in front of a gas station right now dodge I feel like that's how I would dodge in a fight nice broke his concentration that was a pretty good combo over the car okay um I think like I've really liked Pete probably where it's hard on this there's probably a lot of talent people talented coders and stuff but if I'm the executive producer at Square Enix and you showed me that last this last hole maybe five minutes ten minutes here I'd probably be like okay yeah that's uh oka and I would turn around I would do the bite my finger thing like oh fuck then lose yeah it's a great thumbnail that's a really good thumbnail I told you I was a baby everybody talked shit what do you mean baby question box baby I'm the baby there and she's looking at me going oh look there's my little baby why is the camera shaking so much I mean like the actual full motion video scenes that look like a lot wet into him how old am i this character um well if I was a baby it's been I don't like seven or eight years have gone by I'm probably nine nice how would I have caught up with this car that is like an extraordinary amount of non damage you get out of that car first thing I thought that guy was not gonna notice I did that oh come on no I want to run behind the car the guy was just doing laundry or something what the fuck we have to see this through you understand the game is apparently over in like an hour I'm gonna see this whole thing through if you don't you really don't but don't you want to know what happened I need to know what happens actually pretty good strategy murdered [Laughter] [Music] see I'm very clearly lying on my back as if baby just wait until should you see the diaper go into frame she's gonna hold up like a big poopy diaper and be like oh I'm just gonna spam who cares about actual inputs here that was the hardest punch I've ever seen why is the sound muffled it's the part of the game it's part of the experience I just lost again I lost again this guy punched me twice and I died alright go on oh yeah that's hippo feet never mind just wait till the fucking happens man you guys will say whatever you want to say now all right I'm not gonna fucking lose again the game is on hard just remember that it's on hard why do I have this on hard I'm already dead I think I think that guy's character day after that guy's broken that's the only guy why am I waiting for this why am I waiting for the diaper it's not gonna happen it's not going to happen our oak cares put it on like the baby mode targeting doesn't make any sense either it just randomly goes into sir I can't like target anybody like the guy behind me like I can't what do I suppose do just press B I mean you really feel like Batman you thought try to sneak up on me there we go there we go there we go there we go I thought he was gonna disappear yeah come on of course Wilde see that took a lot of planning that was that was in touch what all right okay Tyler Durden what no don't hold on don't do it yet oh here's the other group why do they become wild birds that just fly away on our sin was this like the next tier up oh say low it's my friends they said refund of the game should I keep playing no no man I mean really what you should do is just this is the point of the story but we're giving you a chance to refund so if you want to just go ahead and you can hit escape but no no way man hold on though hold on that remember after two hours it's not gonna I don't wanna I am gonna keep playing this game until I finish it you understand dude all right well that was your last opportunity fuck it who cares I'm going for the end see you later oh did you break that that was my fucking car that's actually what he probably said foo what's up next [Music] dump it he bought it the game is three hours long well with 33% of the way through it stop please two more hours hold on if somebody confirmed that for me is this game over okay that was interesting it's four hours all right well how about this after it gets to the point where I can't refund the game anymore I'll stop I mean it's either this we're going back to hitman average is two hours and forty minutes I'll get it done hit me out there's a hitman I'm gonna play a couple of the other missions I think I'm almost I think it's over I went by soap I did it so quickly please God play that played this over hit man I don't know what part of me thinks this is funny one guy said that yeah yeah so what's what's the part what's fine nobody said that yes they did go look at the chap [Music] the lavvo keyboard don't you know this probably like two more piano scenes break the keyboard know that that Blackwell keyboard was already brinded up in a meat grinder somewhere now whatever they do I recycled it love viewers love donation bad stream not funny still watching hey hold on listen that's alright that's that's alright that's fine look I'm gonna put I'm gonna beat this game come on it's not alright it's not fine everyone has a bad stream now and again that's a bad swoop I'm having a great time I'm having fun I have a good time I wonder how many times I have to say that to myself before it becomes true okay I I am getting a little tired of just like the enemies in the room all right all right it's about to stop I'm going to turn it off all right hold on I'm about to turn it off I'm about to turn it off okay I'm not gonna refund it keep flank it I'm wedged inside of a giant vise right now and on one side of the one of the wedges are people saying continue to play and the other wedge of people screaming at me to play something else I'm gonna get crushed I'm gonna get squished every 10 minutes it gets closer like my hands are up in the two wedges are coming in like oh shit this is getting serious squish you somebody said fuckin squishing squishing gillip wait what cut-scene fight scene cutscene fight scene cutscene fight scene make him into a puree all right we're gonna do a poll okay we will let democracy reign I'm gonna do a poll and we're gonna see it what just wanted want me to do okay by the way that poll is in 45 minutes Oh Oh got a little closer of Russia doing a poll later will reduce the range of votes I was getting a pan already but I don't think we need it you guys didn't think it was mom look terrible terrible terrible we're about to get to the story climax come on here's the big reveal I hear you with my blood here we go big like story reveal who's the skeleton oh my god it hurt you what's going on what this is said this is like I feel like a you shooting me with a fucking gun what the fuck was that I just got caught killed I really I honestly follow he's getting close he's getting close he's getting close to run away ah damn it I need to know who this is under there I'm invested in the hour and forty-five minutes story alright I just kicked the shit out of you you're gonna do some combos and it's gonna be the mom it has to be right and then I'll delete the game well all right here's a scenario if it's mom under there I delete the game and we're funded if it's me under there if I take the mask off and it's my face and it's been me the whole time then I play for another four hours okay and I've just been beating my like self up into my bedroom let me go all right rube ask take off that mask here it comes here comes the scooby-doo reveal how did we transition from here to where did the bird go what where's the bird go delete game no that was important one of the options please delete game no I'm gonna write an entire review I'm gonna get hired by IGN I'm gonna write a review of this game because I need to complete it and then I'm going to put my two weeks notice it did it okay so now this isn't wire head I I thought it was gonna be a game like that from the trailer it looked like it was gonna be of FMV kind of game I was misled by the trailer next time I die I have to make a poll okay that's fair why did you choose this game I don't know because we've had fun with FMV games before as others if it could have been another one but it's just walk from room to room and fight enemy and then and there have also paused is the same room I was in before did the game reset I'm confused here there's the same room I was in we didn't get didn't reset did it did I lose my save file it's the same room same TV then the same thing happen what the police are here now everybody freeze weird there was a disturbance I've been able to open all these doors this is disturbing this is the police put your hands up put a pole in chat now here's what I don't get about this I understand the whole well has no sound because the main character is hearing-impaired right but he's he's not here right now he's not currently here I mean he's over here why couldn't we just hear that ah the old two people holding a guy for tending to struggle bin and they're just barely putting their hands on him yeah get in there ours is so tough these wild uh alright no I got a while out here - oh that was hard to vomit director I'm gonna be like I'm gonna go out like I'm gonna take the actors to the SATA and be like hey listen like you like you fuck bite that guy for real and like try to fucking bite them and you want like really want I would be I would I would direct my actors I don't understand why this is like the main selling point of the game is we just didn't add an audio track that's that's the only thing that's is that's it and you want to play it I don't want to play it but but we see things through on this channel maybe like 30 or 40 percent of the time like but we see three we see things through on this channel maybe like three out of ten times so I just kind of had to piss back here but sorry I startled you you'll finish this but not l8 more le of course like 60 hours this is three this is punishment for the dab I can't tell is this CG no this is this is real right yeah okay this is real all right we're almost ready to pull if he breaks the lamp again pull throw the length across the room and you get a pole one of these tropes is gonna happen he's gonna notice something ridiculous turn around grab throw shatter against the wall and you can you pull wait what does I say if it was me if it was me doing this that I had to finish it right No I did it so I have to finish it [Music] [Music] ah it screams again I'm remembering everything that happened I broke that guy's arm I smashed a bottle I've got yelled at I'm a direct awkward eye contact with another actor on set and punched him what do I done what the hell are you doing he's the bird he's the bird I have to beat the game he's the bird mmm I knew it yep he's the bird okay well no poll oh it's over guys all right no okay all right here let me like let me go back and like rewrite this rule that was just a dream that might not be real all right if it was just a dream then rules are rules see it's okay it was just a dream that wasn't actually real just because it was on camera doesn't mean it was real so get your pole dream rules don't count that's yeah that's real that's true now that that's fine just because it showed up in the game doesn't mean it actually happened face on we mean face on do you throw that out the window those are expensive all of his personal data's on there he's punching the driver's seat fuck up his driver I hope I hope how long has it been nobody stirring for like five hours no not even two hours not gonna hour-and-a-half I can I'm sitting in this chair for a month the game actually has no sound oh yeah that's not me my configuration being wrong you have 40 minutes left to refund this no I want to be one of their only sales what's the story again good luck I have no idea something about a guy is his mom was killed it was younger and it might have just been him that did it and now he's I don't know if that I have no idea what's happening because we weren't able to see I can't there's no subtitles and you can't hear anything so we're just opposed to be led to believe his dad is a cop his dad may have killed the mother and I have a friend that they got the sneakers stolen by this guy and then this guy went to jail and then and in this guy I don't know why would you want to be one of the idiots that bought this and didn't refund it I don't know part of me thinks that's funny I kind of think that's funny is it it might be like I can look at my Steam library and be like oh yeah I remember that this isn't $30 it's 15 he's running away okay it's not worth it well I got I've up until why would you want to remember that you played this for the steam trading cards yeah you'll see in like five years visibly worth like Oh at least one or two hearthstone packs I mean trading the quiet man to main character cards for a to refined metal no that's gonna be worth a lot of fucking money quiet mins critically panned what what are you guys doing with the complaints oh they're copy-pasting a review of the game this games 39 gigs holy shit it was I was wondering why I took so long to download why why does it get 40 gigs what is it because of all the the cutscenes go away dad they take a long time to download it's free it has uncompressed audio come on H dot 264 man you know like I know this is dumb I'm speaking it and I totally like armchair here like armchair dev like you know if the Vai had but sometimes I really do think if I had like 10 million dollars or like 5 million dollars I think I could probably actually put a team together make something pretty good maybe that's just me being an idiot and like lime I don't know either sometimes you feel that way everyone everyone thinks that yeah I know but like sometimes I think it's real but it's not cuz that's speaking from total ignorance if I had five billiard or I had to make a fun game it's like oh what you know I'd come up with that would make it this is what I would make that but that at least I would put that in the game and I'd be proud of the spinning roundhouse kick any of these like bring yourself back to reality and be like I have no idea fuck I'm doing and there's no way it would be even remotely close to properly that as good as this game technically like I would it would be like a stick figure game but I would hire before I bring in very talented people and I would I would just sit in a giant chair that oversaw the whole development team and I'd have a big horn like a big bull horn and I'd be like you're doing a good job down there you over at programming excellent work like I would look over I would see on the other side they'd be you know the grass the grass people the grass team yeah I'd have a dedicated team to grass you know like a tackle I'd lose no I'm still alive like the grass looks good over there good work maybe two percent longer blades many people would love me as their boss yeah I would be sewing I would be such a good boss I would throw parties like there I would invite clowns to birthday parties and I would always have like fresh muffins and cookies for everybody oh I died shit and anytime there was something I didn't like that was happening in the studio like if I looked over at the team of uh of grasp blamed designers and I was like oh that looked that good I'd be like you're doing your best and I appreciate it take the next three days off and I would just like get down up my giant chair and I'd sit at the computer and try to do it all right his phone pole next three days off is fired no it's not that's go take a break and come back fresh I would have fresh sandwiches every day I would go up I would go person to person like seat to seat and I would take a hey what's your favorite what's your favorite sandwich I'm actually uh I really like a tomato basil mozzarella is that like weird no no no that's fine you're gonna have it every day okay hold on finish this game come back fresh or don't come back at all that's not what I said that's not what I said all right here's your poll I'd I'd take a look there you go come back so you can design grass yeah they would there would be there'll be 2,000 people on the dev team and by this point I would have had I would have already been making you know by me my twitch career is I mean doing real good so I'm saying probably another year or two I'll have like six or seven hundred million dollars in the bank account so I would I would have two thousand employees each there would be ten employees dedicated grass 10 employees dedicate to the sky ten employees dedicated to food items that are modeling food items to put around New Game+ has sound this is difficult this look at this split here fucking sandwiches up it boss like that it you have to scream at me though because I'm so high up in the I'm unlike a huge chair with the horn like boss yeah what Tim what is it Tim valued employee Tim how are you what can I get for you hey uh uh can I have a little Sonya absolutely and I would fucking call like those nearest lasagna company I would get a catered for him it looks like okay well this is still closed bankrupt in a week and if somebody had a problem with like me or the company I I would get off the chair and I'd be like all right Mike Davidson oh yeah I know you've had it you have a problem with something here I it I want you you you get a day the big chair then he gets to go up there and like sit up there and likey and yell down about lasagnas to people and shit for 10 minutes no no not up 10 minutes and then he comes down we was like high-five and they're like I would shake his hand and they'd be like $400 it's like just for hundreds just in that handshake all right I'm gonna close this since like 60 seconds because this is soaked this is too close but I gotta close it because it has to happen this is the long 60 seconds of my life and the people that are making the grass let's bring this last point up before it closed the poll you know mr. Albertson yeah yes I don't I don't I'm trying to get a feel for I never really made grass before I've never really I I came from like a different team and I'd be like absolute hold on of it and I'd come down and we would eat grass together I'd be like if you want to try somethin like we would eat it I would eat it mostly I'm a big I love it so I would be I would eat the grass in front of them and I did I would explain exactly how it tasted and it would be like if you want to try it go for it and I've given microscopes they every more every single desk would have a microscope by the way so in case it was something needs more detail on look through the microscope of the blade grass if you want to eat it you'll be fine all right the pole is closed I've done about pull his clothes that's it nah it's over by the way guys this is a telltale game choices don't matter I can't believe this got voted off a cable leaving what the hell everyone that said yes keep playing fuck Chad no I can't do that Elvin is one more guy one more enemy look I told you I was gonna stop but I tell you when in like a minute okay can i play this like in the corner while we figure out what else we're gonna do looked like I may not have done with what you wanted here but it's anybody down here one a little zhonya anybody for lasagna I'm willing to call I'll get one me me what if everybody wants to lasagna well then I'm gonna get a big lasagna I'll get a big kiddie pool and they'll put it till just make a giant lasagna in the kiddie pool it'll be lasagna day and I'll jump in it and like roll around in it with like swimmies on all right I'm leaving I'm gone I'm believing I'm leaving I'm almost gone damn it hold on let me open up I was gonna I'm gonna play a couple of hitman missions that we have didn't do [Music] and he's gonna take a second I can't break my computer if I crash my computer I'm gonna be so sad all right here it comes let's get another Game Capture on here what the fuck the controller I don't want rumble nobody wants Rumble nobody this is a gimmick back in like the Nintendo 64 era is anybody getting immersed with Rumble at this point see what that controller shakes that was cool back in 2002 I mean I like it it's fun sometimes don't you wish food would had a rumble feature so when you ate lasagna it was like Rumble - going down [Music] this is impossible so I'm just gonna delete

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Published: Fri Nov 23 2018