Jerma Streams - Sam & Max Beyond Time and Space (Part 2)

hello everybody mmm or I'm dropping a lot of frames in the very beginning here oh this is bad sign hopefully it situates itself so we can stream a video game move come on pull it through here man pull it through you can do it well at least I hope so but hello if we're able to stream today which we should be hopefully Sam and Max I hope you having a good day and you always well I mean not just Sam and Max I hope they have a great time one stream today why are all the planets orbiting the moon because that's what it looks like through a telescope I don't just I'll by the way probably gonna get this remade as well I'm gonna add some planets change it up a little bit you thought the title said what why it's not moving that isn't look but as of tomorrow and give you an internet update here I've been told that they're going to try to fix it tomorrow somewhere in the plant who knows what they're gonna do but hopefully this is situated as of tomorrow or the next day and give them a couple days to figure it out but yeah we're gonna do Sam and Max we are at the point in sam and max episode 3 season 2 episode 4 maybe we'll do the two episodes see where we're at starting early because I have to go get Kim later so I want to be able to do that start an hour or two early give me one second and we'll get started all right let me move this out of the way man I've dropped 20% of every frame in five minutes fuck that's not good oh that's actually very very bad sign to start the stream mmm not good not good at all uh give me what just hang out for a minute cuz if this continues like this I might have to change my plan on the fly here it wasn't this bad yesterday not even close well the day before that but this is like actually like unbearable but mouse and keyboard do I use I use an amazonbasics keyboard and that's true I actually do and a razer deathadder gamer yeah Razer DeathAdder and Amazon basics well we're gonna we're gonna try hopefully this kind of gets over it in the next like 20 minutes or so if not then I have to change plans we're gonna do something else because I don't want to have to be dropping twenty percent of all my frames and try to play something but let's go let's give it a try hopefully it fixes itself anyways let's get over here hey I just calm down Jeremy you just have just relax it's relax you don't have to don't get angry don't start off in a bad mood just relax breathe in breathe out let's breathe in let's do it together okay had that breathe in I think collectively if we all do this at the same time then it'll be maybe I'll get even more calm down you know if there's like 1200 people all doing this at the same time it's gonna affect me I'm gonna get all of your energies and I won't elevate I'm not gonna elevate my voice today we're gonna stay silent like this alright let me restart because with this game as you know it kind of just jumps right into it again this is Season 2 episode 3 and I would like to start a new game would it keep doing what you're doing everybody keep like breathing in and breathing out slowly because it's like fix to the Internet it definitely didn't but you know here we go puck interfered with my plans for the last time samah taking you I did already I never thought he'd go for the cheesy evil laugh insolent to the last no matter oh we shall see how you make me serve ice cracks well looks like this is it little buddy my whole life is flashing before my eyes back in the office just back from Easter Island with music and all back all right police shoot in the intro oh yeah I've don't worry I will I'm gonna get them all we go we can't good I need to play some more of these types of games I gotta get some more like mouth shooters I'm feeling pretty good at him doesn't being high priest of Easter Island and president violate the separation of church and state he's turning beavis he's turned into like cornholio speak up commissioner I can't hear you we're having a zombie attack what's that commissioner zombie attacks gen running George a Romero's and a babydoll t-shirt outside the food court with a forty three dollar gift certificate we're on the case the commissioner says zombie attacks are popping up all over the washings that arson soils on the decaying flesh of well a zombie wait they're coming from someplace called the zombie factory you wander around aimlessly and see what you can turn up meanwhile I'll actually figure out where they're coming all right so salmon backs let's increase the volume a little bit to get that authentic Sam and Matt experience welcome everybody that was the opening cutscene zombie apocalypse incoming see I think the Internet has settled it's still kind of not good but this guy's still in here you're gonna have like three weeks hey Leonard is there any lower do we feed this guy does he eat one Jimmy I think I hear a tiny tumbleweed blowing no no he's still alive yeah but like we have we have to feed him we get just like let him die in there all right let's look around the office a little bit it's been a while we got here hard sure screen bloody blue murder when we yanked her chair out from under her she's a baby he uses photosynthesis someone's setting up thousands of Domino's across the street so I do that I'm doing that one day all right I'm doing that like it is soon I'm doing that as soon as fucking possible I'm gonna do a full Domino setup when I'm gonna like set up all up in there I'm knock him down somewhere yeah yeah we are I'm gonna fold up okay they're actually this is a zombie puppet all right well what are you Jimmy what's going on here what do you think casino they don't need to eat I want to show him a new sleeper hold I learned the boss is busy he can't be too busy for us well the ones who gave him his big break not to mention various smaller fractures in spring that's legitimately the only thing worse then another Nintendo lavvo stream notify it not if I hire like five people to help me do it you know not if I hired like five people we can make a huge one Wow do you know anything about the zombie factory next lava stream confirmed all right look can you talk to the zombies beat it deadbeat what about this giant Stein show the zombies drink beer blue perhaps let's press on until these drinks so they're not actually zombies they're just like drunk zombies beer stein and they had these just like really drunk people with anything down here let's start all the way Sambi eat for free here let's check this up make a Rube Goldberg machine yeah maybe you should talk about this with your therapist she was my like a engineer do you're here salmon max actually whatever your friend here is driving me crazy take him off my hands would you what's wrong with Lincoln Lincoln what's what's gone it's gone what's gone a shaken Abraham time what Sybil was gone for you she left you she dumped you like yesterday's breakfast when she caught you macking on the moai heads I was sure it was just one of her moods zombie zombie factory do you mean like a factory that comes to life after it's been shut down cranking out products and a hideous parody of actual production destroying other factories it comes into contact with no that's not what we're looking for but I wish we were dude do you know anything about zombies you know about zombies pests hooligans they always gather outside the memorial with their Millions um be rallies and groanings always playing that awful music they listen to alright well how do you stop his own how do you stop a zombie beats me just between the three of us I'm pretty hopeless at anything except making speeches okay what that doesn't sound right let's do all dialogue opps take it like a man think of all the advantages of being single like what cocks Jupiter yeah this is really bad I'm so desperately trying to swallow my bridge right now you have no idea the webcam was on I keep looking over here and singing it go down to like zero and I like if their web cameras on you would see like like this this is what I'm doing yeah ready look at this there every like 5 min or - uh this is what you this is what I do like I'm looking over here I'm gonna trying to pay attention like then I look over and I go it happens like every 30 seconds I got I can be like just chill so fucking like tortured right now I have think I'm tortured I look like Abraham Lincoln what yeah that's follow that's fine with me hey Cassie thanks for the five community subs he is a lot taller than I am but thank you Cassie he's like seven feet tall you can do what you want when you want you answer to nobody and nobody cares that you died playfield you can meet lots of new people and have a never-ending string of shallow on fulfilling encounters grow a Lincoln beard for next stream I don't think I could do that we seem to be working at cross-purposes max baby but this way I got to annoy two people at once do it I can't grow a beard don't you guys understand keep a stiff hairless upper lip hey superstore thanks to the fáák unity soaps Thank You superstore back to back five community sub drops here thanks a lot guys any items in here do you know what actually might be causing this internet problem here and then it always seems to correlate with it is when we get these crazy fucking wins hats definitely what it is it's just like doing damage to something and then they gotta fix it there's like crazy winds you probably hear it yeah whatever I'm not gonna let it bother me let's just play I turn on the webcam and I'm like like hanging on to a pole sideways finally I had the wherewithal them get that prepared I have cops do you know that yeah actually Emily so simple even a zombie could use it yeah it's pretty cool by a factory processing we have gathered extensive marketing like this ever since the accident max when I'm done yammering remind me we gotta drive to Stuttgart quick like a zombie drive to Stuttgart right forgot it already okay so you're selling the internet to zombies zombies not just the internet but much much more that's what the internet is what am I thinking I gotta move to Stuttgart everyone move to EU move to EU I keep hearing it alright let's go snook guard didn't we destroy the Internet luckily Al Gore was able to recreate the internet from his original plans what's on the internet that would interest a droning glassy-eyed zombie anyway I'll go recreated the internet in his own image and what is so great about strict guard online experience for zombies and zombies at heart okay what about the car we just want to pimp our car no longer offer car upgrades but this neighborhood has the highest accident rate in five states we have spent a lot of this year out of town max he wants to upgrade all right well what happened to the other thing happened to bluster blaster Whisperer was up processing the accident while developing our latest invention in French him that is the best kind of fear he's different person in France him insane she takes risky thank you that rhymes yeah I like that one that's a good one can you guys fix it and you guys fix foster blaster she had me seeks to see they've grabbed you it sounds like Homer it is Homer Simpson after all this time you are not offering any car upgrades no no it is much too dangerous intrigue problems the problem you're right we want super-powered and we spent our entire savings on that's easy to provided fede launcher and use it to give installation disc 2 zombies throughout the city we like marketing and we love shooting things they like we're in cured page would you like to begin driving now yes affirmative you mention reality driving secrets do the troopers voice wait wait Peter it's a man what what's the newspapers on your newspaper throw paper boy pizza ready go grab a cursor what's going on wife my cursor on screen I don't okay it's right-click simply driving into him this is we cannot be held liable for any injury or loss of life I'm liking the sound of this more and more please demonstrate the operation of the antenna to our feet winning today you can do the grouping points all right I will oh boy oh no boo-boos got it alright so we got the antenna what does the suit at this and we can now what I said what the fuck is this Sam and Matt installed something well for us I won't be able to just pull it off okay so we got the antenna let's go didn't I do talk to stinky make sure I have a conversation with snake now do Garfield good all right we want to Wow ever hear of a zombie factor do you know anything about us zombie factory oh sure I was a foreman at a zombie factory for a year while I was riding my opera hey they're good workers as long as you don't let them unionize no this isn't a factory that hire zombies it's a factory that makes zombies oh well then did you say zombies I thought you said L those zombies giving you much trouble stinky is your real name the German place no there are nuisance but at least they eat quickly and leave your friend Lincoln is the real horror hey it's the voice that I do what I do somebody that's not me literally almost 90% of people that I do a voice for it's outside test that were you looking probably yeah so have you heard from the Reverend Sharpton lately like from what are you talking about grandpa's still on his Himalayan mountain climbing junket I thought you said grimly stinky was on and around the world cruise let's watch it the spider tries to free herself from her own web of lies oh he sent me a postcard his cruise was hijacked by Sherpa terrorists they ended up making him their God and now they're following him on a quest to scale the world's tallest peaks well her story does seem to hold up do kylo Ren okay give a brakeman give him a break he's on the rebound he keeps trying to pay me and Confederate money who does that that doesn't even make sense it was pretty nice of grandpa stinky to leave his entire restaurant empire to you some Empire zombies deadbeat experts trivia cheaters makes me wonder if it was worth the effort if what was worth the effort oh nothing alright what's going on with the Sun Land what's with a Sun lamp woman who will call stinky for the sake of convenience so that's what that is I mean of course that's what that is I have to look my best you know son the magazine's set such an unrealistic standard of beauty for grandpa murderers can we have the time you have your Sun lamp what could you possibly need to kill her father max needs a UV bulb first teeth bleaching regimen you think I smile this wife comes naturally I don't need I mean I'm done with it wow-whee why do you she's a beauty doing in a restaurant without the threat of melanoma oh I was just going through some of the old things stinky grandpa I had in storage I need a big box for packing things that need to be sent away okay let's order like to order something supplies are low because of the zombie attacks so we're probably out you do realize that's not going to stop us right go ahead do you have any enchiladas crab and salamander enchiladas in green sauce Sal I want new jobs and credit ancestor and doing double dutch on the back of a rogue elephant I'd like it what's the special today special oh my special gooey cake it's an ancient family recipe ancient you've heard of the La Brea Tar Pits of course but have you ever tasted them so I'll take two slices sorry I used up the blowtorch on some zombies who didn't tip we were gonna meet who's the guy in your well look at it though just don't touch okay so we can take the lamp let's just see with a seared grouper in a maple syrup reduction with bacon wrapped dates and toffee chips served on a bed of Venezuelan newspaper clippings Sal number three chicken chow chicken chow mein with chocolate covered razors and a caramel swirl so give me a hyperactive spider monkey in a powder blue cardigan and why don't we go ahead and wrestle into the ground and tickle until he pees hi I've got to see what goes on in this kitchen nothing for us Thanks let's go get this on when I help me carry this thing around max I just want the bulb get the ball over did you just get deja boo' just close your eyes and it'll pass I'm looking over here with 12,000 drop frames in 30 minutes usually I have like oh yeah that's so bad 12,000 drop frames in 30 minutes is like a hundred and fifty thousand drop frames mystery fuck me it's alright I was gonna just relax no no no no no just relax it's gonna pass it'll pass and then like 30 20 minutes or so it's gonna pass him nothing will be fine hmm do your breathing I'm trying to do my breathing so we have up we have a light bulb 2% calm yeah get lost you gonna start crying yeah it's very distracting you okay I'm fine it's closed bosco went into hiding when we convinced him a TPM we're cutting the boscoe's not available wait that's not true but I can't talk to Bosco it's closed its words Eddie I need positive breathing Germa called Irma he's crying alright so we're gonna do with the bulb it's the UV bulb from stinky Sun lamp mm-hmm can I put that on too zombies six seconds in six seconds out six seconds in six seconds out I'm not sure quite where I'd stick it but starting early it was supposed to prevent the internet problems it usually starts later at least the last like weekend has it's going simples take a number and I'll be with you oh boy salmon axe I'm out of applications right now so let's just be friends sure what happened to Abe I'm sure I don't know to whom you are referring so mister moment oh no it's him sorry he's back Harry tell me more about you well let me see interesting things about me you got nothing that's it he's got nothing Harry moment last time we saw you you were yeah I'm the moon what's all this I keep hearing about zombie attacks they're everywhere you boys have guns right are we just not getting through to these people yeah we're really not that complicated Harry I was the souter business how are things going with you and civil oh she's playing hard to get but women have a hard time resisting my charm Oh she'll ground above all markets started for free I'm sorry guys there's nothing I can do Oh what do I do what do I do about it you know oh that's all right I don't do nice fan chat very cool talk see pasta I'm hoping that it just stops good but right now it's it's almost like I shouldn't play this until it does stop like it's almost like I should just turn the webcam on and fucking smile at you until like it's certain that I'm not gonna drop 20 fucking thousand friends we'll see if this goes on for like another 20 minutes or so I'm gonna have to dip we have to do something else because it really is this is getting to be just unbearable I hate to break it to you Harry but Sybil's not that into you she's more into the whole hard rock scene just wait till she gets a load of my oboe what's that clumsy innuendo or a pathetic attempt to sound cool both you have no sure really think you have a chance with Sibyl how do you not think about the zombie fact reading about us zombie factory zombies don't make things no it's a factory that makes zombies that's like making hay so you're saying you don't like zombies oh okay what have you got against zombies disgusting creatures they're always breaking things zombies are why we can't have nice things it sounds easy why it's obvious regular zombies is that they break things yes stupid clumsy undead and that bothers you more than the brain eating their own knickknacks but oh we still don't you stood on with Prisma Tala G oh no between the four of us I wasn't that into it in the first place you just relocated to the moon for it Oh think how great docent looks on a resume you just relocated to the moon what are you up to now for work these days well I'm hoping the stipend from this job holds me over Sybil's paying men to be her suitor course not but they don't know that that's Marge see you later Harry zombie that was like a peaked mic scream alright anything in here besides talking to Sybil let's see it makes me feel like I'm in a deli what gives Sybil they just start your dating service again not quite all my clients are applying for dates with me as kind of officers of the law we have to point out that that's kind of illegal does that mean we can shoot her to regain health points or something what no get your heads out of the gutter it's not like that I'm looking for my soul mate how you gonna do that how are you going to find your soul mate not by jumping in with the first reanimated statue that comes along that's for sure I've got the initial screening and then rigorous interviews and finally this soul mate er I want it the soul mate er what does the soul mate or do not sure I want it in an online auction and the instructions are all in Sanskrit something about ripping Souls from across the plains to reunite them with corruptible mortal vessels doesn't that sound romantic I could just die sounds like everything she wants to go on the picture like you can still clearly tell who that is all you did is you just you just gave like David him Lincoln Batman eyes it has made him Batman alright you know think about the zombies only think about a place called the zombie factory zombies hmm irrational fear of zombies now do it Batman after editing yes I got from some friends and Europe into the hole sorry the undead can't remember where exactly okay sorry my mind is elsewhere right now that's pretty yeah it's pretty that was pretty good Batman impression for when my brain is that uh can we get this uh later with that soul mater Sybil if you're not married by now there's not much time left there's plenty of time I still have a lot of data to analyze while I figure out how the soul mater works okay have you had a lot of applicants show you if you know anybody anybody else of course send in my way a lot of these guys have no chance but I'm still interviewing them to be polite speaking of which what kind of movies do you like Harry no I don't go to the movies that much because of my a stigmatism wait why couldn't you go to the movie remember to lock up tonight so the zombies can't get in get in there are zombies right outside I'm not going to lock my door this is a public place and they have the right to peacefully assemble just like anyone else that's nice knowing you chat wait what no man am I still alive that was a full-on zero hello we that was at zero for like three straight seconds my blood is heating up and it's starting to get hot in here six seconds in six seconds huh six seconds and six seconds out this is not like a walkie-talkie it's like the fucking Internet yeah I mean like sorry oh it's shy up to our dress story next sorry I didn't get that one over we haven't much time don't you want to give it another chance Abe who you are telling me more about yourself Harry I was detailing my various prescriptions and inhalers if I remember correctly yeah just driving her hunt through tunnels spring it from my laptop look just hold on guys yeah I've replayed seven racks I hired an uber driver to drive me through a tunnel back and forth yeah yeah we just went through one we just went through another tunnel yeah we good how are you that seems like a waste of money kind of like most North American Internet lol dude +40 good luck finding your soulmate hold on I can't I can't guys I'm sorry I'm gonna have to just hang out on camera this is 13% of the stream has been unwatchable it really is like every set it's just not I don't know IIIi want to like enjoy it I don't want to have to keep cuz there's a lot of dialogue you know what I mean there's a shitload of dialogue dad I don't want to be like walkie-talkie cutout drop down to zero so I'm sorry unfortunately that we have to change to do something else for a little while this is this is the worst it's been since it started to having problems again like the last week so sorry everybody I really I really do apologize I'm knocking a little bit get me annoyed or angry if for some reason we get green again the next 20 minutes or so just hanging out why is it always me and not other streamers what so many streamers deal with internet problems what do you mean I'm the only streamer you've ever seen with internet issues that's that's pretty rare all right let me just go like this you're the only streamer I've ever seen Nova's been fucked lately yeah her I heard about that too call tech support on stream they don't do anything that's that the me calling tech support on stream would be a funny for five seconds and then we would realize oh they're just gonna tell me to turn my router off I'm just gonna ping your router and they need a head will work it's gonna turn you off for a couple of minutes well what's um what I don't know what am I gonna do now let's go like this hey so it's gonna have a huge face cam right now angry spirit no it's more defeated its defeated streamer it's a little different he is Abe Lincoln let's talk about stream ideas yeah I got to change this if you if you're looking for Sam and Max and we'll do it again maybe even later in like a little bit once we'll try to get this to go through here hold on let me just say but what do I even title this stream right now frames are depleting frames aren't depleting transformer maybe I don't know I'm kind of a little pissy right now I don't know if I would be I gotta think I could do it I'm like a little pissy right now I don't know if I could get in there'd be like okay let's have fun I'm like I'm kind of pissy

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Length: 48min 31sec (2911 seconds)

Published: Tue May 21 2019