Is steel the real deal? (Balatro)

well uh the last run wasn't that good you know what the problem is batro keeps turning up the heat but I I got my fan pointed in the wrong direction a lot of people would tell you not to start a YouTube video like that I'm assuming at this point that you are here for the slice of life and the Little slice of I was trying to think of a a card game related pun I could not think of one spectral cards appear in the shop start with a hex card let's let's give it a try let's mix it up with the other decks could play Yellow deck or green deck green deck as the day is long you know what I'm thinking you do shop has a rare Joker so we can get rare polychrome I'm just being realistic if we make it rare there's no reason to make it foil cuz if we make it foil we can't make a polychrome right maybe so I think we skip blind one try to do well enough on blind two that we have enough money I know what I'm saying everybody just chill out eight can can we stop drawing Kings and and more eights here it's getting ridiculous there we go 8910 Jack Queen start drawing more money or start drawing better cards play them fast get higher score more money equals we get to buy the rare Joker and then we apply hex to it and then we structure our entire run around um this one little Synergy that we got in the early game no matter how poorly it serves us as we move forward this is the way as they say this is the way okay I was going to play for a straight instead we're going to play for I was hoping for Full House and we got full house so I got a little scared there me when I'm in 1994 when I'm turning on the television every time bro it's every day bro driver's license a a good Joker and now it has polych Chrome so it's at least molting our malt it turns out you can triple stamp a double stamp that's an insanely good get early too the problem is we now have to get 16 like I I don't think it's as bad in fact I think it's it's really good but we got to get 16 enhanced Cards into the deck as soon as possible I know what you're going to say NL this sounds kind of familiar sounds a little bit like your last run yeah and what happened on the last run smart guy we finally got it and then everything fell apart oh yeah thanks for reminding me all right that was not my finest performance there but this time could be different maybe anyway we shouldn't cry either way it's only anti1 it would just be it would go crazy to get a joker that just just adds malt this is it it's not the best thing you're ever going to see I'd love to buy the spectral card don't get me wrong but uh this adds maltt it gives us something to think about we can now play spades it doesn't have to be a flush it could be any spade and then all of these Spades that get played will give us Mt which will then be multiplied by 1.5 which in my personal opinion is enough I guess it's math so opinion doesn't need to factor in that much feel like math is one of those subjects where opinion probably starts to factor in very heavily once you get well beyond my area of familiarity hand size goes crazy like if I ever have to get into a discussion about like my personal theories on mathematics it's already over we absolutely need to convert cards and let's I people are of two minds about this let me give you my reasoning people might say hey El steel cards are good if you don't play them so why not put it on a non-s spade cuz you're more likely to play Spades cuz you have wrathful joker well in my head maybe it's a little overly ambitious I'm like I want to cut everything out of my deck right now that's not a spade so I want to put Steel on a spade worst case scenario I play it for extra points best case scenario I'm not sitting there with like a a diamond steel three in my hand going like well I can't get rid of it because it's like uh it's steel but it's again I acknowledge it's it's probably overly ambitious look at the straight potential bro it's is this the this is the big blind well in this case put that bad boy down and put this bad boy down make sure you're playing all the Spades now I don't know how much longer this will hold like it's not a dynamite combo but if we could get econ going I mean you want to spend I one discard is kind of nice too but I think I I me personally spend four bucks add an enhanced card now this is the exact situation we didn't want but at least it does increment this and then basically for six bucks we're buying a random rare Joker I don't think there's a better way to swing it campfire every time a card is sold and it gives plus 10 Mt which means we're getting 15 Mt minimum out of the 10 times the 1.5 um every time we sell a card campfire temporarily gets a lot stronger but then after the boss fight it it disappears or not the The Joker doesn't disappear but the effect goes back down to times one me personally we know we're going to sell Seltzer at some point give me misprint for some flat if unreliable Mt um that again will will help us out a lot play only one hand you know what I think we skip again cuz this will give us some enhanced cards holy cow what is the PO polychrome gold we have to put this is the craziest looking card I've ever seen and then again I I hate to add nons Spades but we need enhanced cards for for driver's license currently three obviously I've made a mistake so with Seltzer playing Spades will go absolutely insane right now to make Seltzer last as long as possible we may wish to I mean like I I personally feel like a spade flush gets us there in one shot so I'm I'm trying to draw like gold cards or something just to have some extra money that's why I'm burning my discards this could mean that Seltzer lasts for like 10 Rounds which gives us enough time to build up our econ to possibly have enough enhanced cards to get driver's license off the ground and air go you see what we're doing here so don't give me a spectral pack this time I know we don't get anything for doing the the small blinds but by doing this we'll get the interest we'll get another shop the shop will give us the opportunity to get enhanced cards etc etc I I think we have the this this safety net that can allow us to go thermonuclear next so we really don't care for uh hex we don't need to sell Seltzer yet to activate campfire I will take the Arcana pack I would love to get like um Temperance but if with no Temperance I'm not going to cry no enhanced cards either I will uh I'll take eight bucks it's not 20 but it's okay I mean one hand per round is good but I I think the earlier I could get drivers's license off the ground like the happier I would be so I I apologize maybe I'm I'm tossing out some more interesting hands what a what a cool looking card man I'm enamored with this card it's it's act I've got neuron activation monkey brain style so we we're discarding all sorts of gas sorry but look at this man three bucks if it's held in hand Seltzer was like the perfect thing for us cuz we're also going to sell it in six rounds or something and then we'll get a little extra enabler on campfire now I'll tell you campfire I think for me you got to this is still a fairly complicated run even though playing the hands right now is really simple one thing that can really pop with campfire is if you can get a discount in the shop there's two vouchers that I've seen that give you discount so you can go like Progressive uh I think you get 25 and then 50 at that point you can buy Planet cards for one and then sell them for one so you just buy a card sell a card buy a card sell a card buy a card sell a card every time you see them and then like camp camp fire increments like crazy the problem is you can never stop cuz as soon as you beat the boss blind you got to start doing it all over again but listen I'm going money I thought about going straight for the enhancements but but 40 bucks is mighty tempting and and while we're here you can call me a coward if you want I don't know what to level I'm going to level three of a kind I was really hoping to see Jupiter for three bucks you got to send it and I think forget about this let's indeed take our one hand per rounds it it'll come in handy at some point pun not intended okay Spade cards are debuffed that's [Music] [Laughter] horrendous not good um for sure that's pretty bad I was trying to well there's really listen you could sell this to get a 1.5 multiplier increase that seems crazy to me we know we're going to be dumping space Fades I think we try for a heart flush and like everything we play I was just going to say it it relies on these steel cards so thankfully we got a second steel card and then misprint is another very important trigger for us so a A plus three Mt from misprint is not what you want to see I really want to play our polychrome card I think you play it and you play it at the end cuz it's a mol increaser we we do have to play this steel card to make this Full House work but we're getting the extra 1.5 from playing polych Chrome as well and it gets triggered twice okay so I honestly I hate to burn like all the all the gas out of the Seltzer it's going to be flat lacroy but that was that was spooky man so hey things are on sale this is an important enabler eventually for campfire gold seal to a card in hand huge with Seltzer uh and we go next I know you're going to say you got to buy some Planet cards I don't I I don't disagree good sir I don't disagree obviously we have a full house already I just I and we've drawn none Spades I really feel like to maximize Seltzer we have to we have to go for a spade flush that could let Seltzer pop in one hand and thus have it available for the next hand and I know you're going to say NL that's like your tunnel visioning this might be one of the only games I've ever played and my results speak for themselves in the mediocrity department on this one unfortunately so I'm kind of like undermining my own point but I think tunnel visioning in batro is not always a bad idea we still only have four enhanced cards huh on the bright side on the bright side we're sure gener generating a lot of gold seals which is getting us extra triggers have you noticed this once again we've drawn none Spades in hand one which seems uh end hand to which seems impossible now I know what you're going to say you're really going to discard a flush to try to get a flush it's crazy but I do think it's that much better but it has we've fallen on our face give me queen queen I'm not going to play 7 seven I'll throw two I'll throw five two seven alongside it this is going to be a horrible hand obviously and you got two left we really need to this stings um I'm going to put a gold seal on this nine I'm hoping 78910 Jack with the double trigger on the Spade is going to be enough to get us so that we can use seltzer oh no well we might we have to sell it you sell it now so at least you get the extra benefit out of this and some money and we should be fine it's just like a you know it's not the ideal time for it to to break obviously I mean I the the problem now is we need a little extra enabling we should be fine right guys 10 Jack queen king Ace I understand that there's a steel card being played here but all right I think it's clear we have to use our money for something we need help and it's not going to be a free reroll it's not going to be something economics pilled times 1.5 mol while this card stays in hand oh it's oh it's it is just steel but also because it's Hollow I got mind freaked on it another steel card but when discarded it gives a purple seal so tarot card I think we'll take that and I I guess we should be buffing flush again if they would be so kind as to ever give me the opportunity to do so common common clubs give plus eight Mt win scored I'm literally buying it just to use it for for the boss fight well that obviously it's not going to work at least we can sell it and then we get extra Mt but it's going to be a little touchy in here um again I'm I'm stunned like look at look at this deck bro we got 13 Spades in the deck like you'd expect to draw a few less than some other suits but I mean like they're they're really bending me over on this one very good very good very good very good very good it's a very nice time to have three steel cards in hand imagine if our flush had just leveled up a couple of times via some Jupiters you got to love these like four steel cards I think we it's a bit of a crazy play feel like you discard to get the tarot card and just see what you pull off it and I I hate to play all these steals but like it's I'm I I choose to look at it a different way rather than like oh you shouldn't play the Steels I'm like I'm happy that so many of my cards are steel so that sometimes I can play them and be like oh I've still got a few in my hand then I'm not I'm not sweating it as much so I think we definitely like and again we're we're really this would be a great time to add a bunch of enhanced cards so this is a combo that can do that for us and I would we we want wild cards now that I think about it because we we're making Spade flushes as much as possible we could use a joker that does something a there's a lot to possibly like here I think four fingers I hesitate now I I think something happened we we just don't want to add a basic card sure something happened where like I got two endless pilled and instead of just like oh I just want to make it to round eight and win now instead I'm like I have to think about what endless is going to look like in the future and it's dangerous it's Cuts clubs um it's it's dangerous because sometimes you need like those flat score enablers to help you live long enough I should use this by the way um to help you live long enough to get your endless combos popping like the endless should be the the most important thing now I personally think you could duplicate this and that's great financial sets we could also duplicate wild for easier flushes I think you duplicate this cuz flushes should already be pretty easy as long as we're holding four fingers so you dump your clubs play four of these you could you could always throw a fifth because it'll score as a spade anyway wait did I even what did what was I going to make wild why don't we make the king wild it's a club now it's not a club and now we have halfway to perfectly enhanced as all things should be how how was that hand so bad like did we get fleeced on on misprint or something I I might have to I might have to sell some cards bro I'm scared you I you got to you got to dump it you got to dump it you got to dump it you know what you're trying to make here one we can SW by suit obviously but then you have one two we need three wild cards I don't think we have three wild cards so it's going to be Dump Dump Dump Dump Dump trust me I'm really trying not to lose because I know the the Shaden frud of losing a uh of losing a flush build like people they would never recover hi honey let me put it on pause for a second here all right Gamers we were we're back what the heck were we doing uh it's a hard game to rejoin we were making four piece flushes preferably with Spades but we're really we're praying we're praying for big misprints and we got one there that was pretty good uh we might be cooked LS I suppose now that I think about it we also could make a 10piece or a four piece straight which is a at least leveled up one oh my gosh we got there so what why are we getting so cooked here we need we need score reliable score we've already gone through the um listen you just got to get online or we got to decide that well but you already give 10 m by yourself I I'm so happy with everything we have and it's frightening to me I think we got to dump misprint take Arrowhead which continues to make Spades even better for us and then just like tunnel vision man on getting like some enhanced cards this is a wild card that's an enhancement seven more to go uh we are playing flushes straight flush might come to pass now I know I say that and many times we we don't get it to come to pass but still go ahead call me call me a bad person for this one I really don't think it's hard well you know what send it brother that's I think that's awesome even though it comes with a negative hand size cuz now we have four fingers with like no excuse you know what I mean now we don't have to be like oh at some point we got to sell it for a score Joker cuz we have we have something already we have two hearts let's throw the diamond then so Spades should be like super awesome for us now because of Arrowhead that was pretty good you're a wild card we do have a heart flush we could also discard get a tarot card Tarot cards mean like faster enhancements okay that we're we're talking no we're talking so you guys you constitute a flush so let's Mt you up dump you oh that's still okay yeah yeah no that's fine that's fine toss it bro toss it and toss yeah I guess I wouldn't toss a club in this situation okay as we keep enhancing cards not only do we eventually get the mold but we also get the benefit of the enhancements on the cards which is great in and of itself okay you can't not buy blueprint so the question becomes what's more valuable the mols from wrathful Joker or the the or the chips from Arrowhead but it's it's got to be one of the two or possibly the times 1 .5 and plus 10 here I don't know I got to think about it but we're definitely at the point we should be buying like everything can only choose one doubling money's it's either doubling money or enhancing one card I know we got to enhance but I'm kind of snoozing on one card hey any any chance at any point in our lives you could possibly give us uh a Jupiter and I'm not even talking about like to act more stupider so I I bought and sold just to increment our our multiplier a little bit here I'm still a little scared like I don't I don't feel like we got this one locked why did I think that I had a flush here you dump it you're you're you're breaking me here come on don't local thunk don't do this you've been very rude to me lately not as a person I'm not trying to create drama as as a as a game developer your game has been cruel to me lately now let's see let's see how this works with the blueprint on the campfire it's definitely going to be good enough so we respect that okay I'm sorry I said all that messed up stuff about you personally attacking me I'm joking I'm joking I just feel like it's personal anytime I lose in batro okay that's my own personal Michael Jordan Nest complex I'm not comparing myself to Michael Jordan and you know the domain of our talent I would say he's the Michael Jordan of basketball and I'm like the Michael Jordan of batro after he came back and played for the Washington Wizards he might have still been good for all I I I wasn't really following basketball especially the Washington Wizards uh let's let's let's make another wild card and we'll make it out of a club which basically removes a club is a two but life goes on roll boss blind we'll we'll do it if we have to we can always buy it later and I think we're we're really at this point we're competing for shops it's it seems like it's way too hard for me to make a spade flush don't I have 3,000 Spades in my deck so Arrowhead is doing great work for us it's nice to get the extra money we're we're as many shops as we can get to is exactly what we wish to do what okay here's a Crazy Hand for you throw this steel card plays Two of a Kind but the polychrome gets played which means that it counts for another time 1.5 it's not an amazing hand but it could be worse now you're a freaking wild card bro I see that we have a straight I'm not really like super compelled by the straight I suppose but we got to do something but it also allows us to throw the seven so we have better flush potential in the future it sucks to lose the planet but apparently Jupiter's been Bel I said beled apparently Jupiter's been deleted from the game regardless we are an anti seven of eight so like this is a it's a great opportunity man an enhanced card I I'll take an enhanced wild card to make flushes better and please God so some Jupiters um there's a wild king I'm going to keep it very simple okay we are now at 14 enhanced cards destroy five cards in hand gain $20 you okay Tomo he's all right he's chilling we don't even have that many Spades man if you could destroy a it's very perspective okay if you could destroy a hand of nons Spades am I insane to think you'd be you'd be chilling let let me take a look at how this looks okay it's a Full House full houses have been leveled up that sucked that was horrible um this is like pretty good even though we are tossing a steel card alongside it I don't know if we'll ever get the chance to use this imilate bro I'm just kind of don't say it don't say we're cooked we got three discards left all right plenty of Spades in the deck even if that is the thing I just complained about is that we don't have a whole lot of Spades in the deck let's throw a five card Spade flush to get maximum Arrowhead and wrathful Joker benefits you should not be here brother you should be there probably we have another I haven't done a good job of diagnosing whether chips would be better or or Mt but because Mt is getting multiplied it feels better I think it I think it worked now here's the thing can I get 1,500 off of this maybe it's a little it's a little much obviously I see that we have a a flush we have we have many flushes I suppose a flush is 35 Time 4 with another 1.5x on the Mt as a result of this I'm so tempted though to just discard destroy five cards and gain 20 bucks but I don't think we should be stupid and the two might also count as a spade it does okay can I also tell you I moved the Arrow Head instead of the blueprint like what what is going on here I'll I'll take high card you never know like we we've been playing a lot of dookie lately I'll definitely take this spectral pack please heal me create two copies of a selected card you are now enabled I can't believe it we got there jumbo Celestial save me save me jumbo Celestial no Jupiter's exist we got to actually start thinking about playing full houses and if the full houses are full of Spades like that's okay diamonds are debuffed is like irrelevant but we should note that that will make wild cards worse as you can see so we may not want to play a lovers right away it's so nice though oh you know what we got to something we're going to discard I'm going to make it wild anyway so we have the space for the tarot card when we discard the eight devil enhance into a gold card we may find a use for it we have a flesh we do I would say play it blueprint is on wrathful Joker let me look look at this hand real quick as it comes up so both mol and chips were like the same so I don't know how to interpret that [Laughter] data oh man I don't I don't know whether to put blueprint on Arrowhead or put it on wrathful joke I'm I'm compelled to put it on Arrowhead cuz now I'm thinking it would it would take 20 off the mold but it would basically double the number of chips when we play a spade flush for now I'm going to play full house though and I almost like I want to draw trash so we got a good excuse to play imilate we could always sell imilate for more Mt on campfire as well but like it we're in a position where we we could do well I don't think endless maybe is in our future but we could do well for now and I got to be honest I think tarot cards are kind of the way to to scale here hi tommo you okay buddy so we're cutting like we're trying to cut clubs from the deck but none clubs exist I love creating more steel uh purple seal cards and at some point maybe we'll actually end up holding them in hand instead of discarding for tarot but I mean discarding for tarot is it's not nothing and I'm actually like pretty content with what we have don't really want to add any of those not not even the Spade like I just a basic card at this point I kind of Snooze it okay first things first let's try to win don't worry so much about will we you know beat anti 12 or something like that just to get back on the horse and have a good chance to to beat anti 8 is nice okay definitely feels like why why do I complicate things this is uncommon this is common buff The Uncommon it never fails you're literally going to be right every time the AR kind of pack we do want more Spades that's a given but brother let it rip I regret everything what you got for me here all cards become a random rank minus one hand size add poly Chrome to one selected card in hand get ready to be times 1.5 get ready to be plus 50 chips brother planets appear more often if we could start buying flushes yesterday that would be awesome Full House okay I see you I see you out there full house I would buy for two sell for one and now we've at least got campfire cooking a little bit here listen we got a lot like there's a lot of special Jokers that we're having to pay attention to here I wish that it was uh I wish I had the tools to run this uh and and get every Joker doing exactly the best thing it could possibly do but that may be unrealistic but we're going to beat anti eight even with my hobbled mental apparently that's nice that's I think let's accept that has to be done we're never going to find the right time to use it there's always going to be too much too much like loss aversion um I'm going to make this Ace wild I mean we're only playing it for Spade flushes anyway so maybe that's not the right play but at least we have a wild gold seal I guess we'll be buff what maybe we're playing full houses exclusively what do I know Pluto Mercury I mean I'm I'm a simple man basically for a dollar you're getting plus 0.5x mult I know it's a little confusing all cards debuffed until one Joker sold you pieace it has to be Roth full Joker it pains me it pains me it does but like we could still go Spades we could get Roth full Joker back if the game's going to last a while um can I do something insane let's turn this five into another super eight and then discard two of those on this hand might as well keep the Spade get two tarot cards sell the sun to buff campfire use death to turn a club into another eight hang on and that I'm so glad I didn't sell campfire then discard discard discard it doesn't really matter Tower and Sun sell the sun sell the tower and then play Spade flushes bro we still have a benefit to Spade flushes because of Arrowhead sorry Tomo I didn't know you were you were on my footrest buddy okay so we we made it take me to endless hold I'm I don't think we got like really great multiplicative holy cow level two flushes it happened I don't think we've got like really great multiplicative score potential but you never know we could we could ramp and I mean look at this this is exactly what we want to see right like we must have we have 20 Hearts Let's convert this into this then cuz we're generating so many tarot cards we can either use for value or sell for campfire please God more Jupiters that's fine maybe it's some point we'll play a straight flush that the as soon as you start saying that you already know it's over I keep buying blank having no concept of what it does you know what for three bucks I bet um I bet we can play a gold seal card and get enough value out of this so we already got the flush but we really want to see tarot cards man that's that's exactly what we want to see right there so discard discard discard herant gets two bonus cards we should make Spades in the bonus cards or sell it then discard discard discard discard fool gives us another hant I could save the fool for a more valuable situation I think I think this will be like a pretty good hand in and of itself yeah it's not the best hand I've ever seen but it's pretty good it's pretty good so I think that what we really have to not lose sight of is we have to sell a lot of cards before blinds in order to get campfire popping yeah and this is like you you you buy and you sell and then you look for enhanced cards more purple seals the marrier and I think you buy and you sell like for $1 incrementing that Mt is huge you buy and you sell and we could even buy and sell Jokers like cheap ones at least we're we're not playing four of a kind in all likelihood which is a shame cuz it would actually be like really high score probably but okay and then we play Spade flushes we drink we know things and we play Spade flushes Tyrion Lannister if he played batro I feel so back right now High Priestess creates two Planet cards okay check this out fool to hant turn two unbuffed Spades in the bonus cards you can't be bonus and wild okay so like I we might as well burn them on on a diamond just to have it then you create two Planet cards one of them is Jupiter that gets used the other one's Mars that gets sold and all of a sudden we're we're cooking with some serious multi here then you discard for two more tarot cards you sell the tower and if you see an opportunity to use the empress even even for one card I say you use it no need to get impatient here we have none discards left okay then we'll play we'll play the best hand we can and what do we want to re-trigger probably malt at this point we already got a lot of chips coming out because of the the blueprint arrowead I'm starting to see the vision now Mega celestial more Jupiters goes crazy unfortunately despite being the biggest planet it's the hardest to find make it make sense I mean you you have to use it unfortunately I don't know why I mean I I think that's irrelevant I'm not going to spend too much time worrying about the choice now hanging chad has been kind of good I guess you just send it is an extra large blind you can always sell it if things get tough super stoked to see two tarot cards right off the bat though I'm sorry for the four it's just I mean it is wild but it's just it's just not going to get played man I'm sorry to say it and honestly at this point we're selling you everything's already like moled up I guess we should play play you want you to get 50 chips I guess we want play play play play it's a flush tossa club we get double triggers on some stuff here which gives us a bunch of extra chips that was still a really good hand I I honestly thought it was going to be a lot worse than that and then we've got at least one Spade that oh we got two Spades that have no bonuses justifying its existence sella judgment for the space I'm just not I'm not willing to get rid of anything else right now I'm sorry to say it but it's true we get star which will sell Temperance which we'll use and all of a sudden like I don't even know what I'm looking at anymore but I like it I think I like it okay but everyone knows listen anti 9 is uh that's just the beginning things get a lot tougher now Planet cards appear 4X frequently that would be nice both of these have their their place I think let's get more planets like buying more flushes is one way out of the out of the jam for us it would be insane if at some point like I literally listen we played 26 flushes Jupiter's level three the fact that we're alive is a miracle I would sell hant we already have a lot of bonus cards buy venus sell Venus buy Aura to make a card poly Chrome and then probably just send it cuz we do want to like if you're not doing anything I love turning you into extra tarot cards for us and then I mean we might as well make something po can you be wild and no you're already maybe you can do we want to if we wanted to lose anything I guess we don't mind losing Mt to make you foil Hollow or polychrome cuz we really do want it to be on a spade oh it just it goes go on over top even better then you discard discard discard discard discard two new tarot cards moon is getting sold uh I feel like strength it's just like I don't really see how we use it to be honest cuz we're we're so tunnel visioned on like a different line now hant if you see unbuffed Spades you use it otherwise you sell it and again that increments are I mean something's happening on this run cut two diamonds you might as well discard your eight cuz you're probably about to win star sell the diamond I mean this is Something's Cooking brother oh man okay we do need 560,000 points and that's no joke never mind surely at this point like blueprint should be on campfire right we can test it for one hand and if it if it's garbage then we just bail hermit is a use Chariot makes a steel card I think we the more steel cards the merrier if the whole deck was steel I would love it remember we have to use this given that we have to use it I feel like rather than destroying two cards it's much more more important like even just getting one polychrome Joker on a joker we already like would go huge now death obviously goes insane let me look at this real quick clubs are the suit to cut I've looked at that a thousand times we're doing Spade flushes why do we have so many freaking Hearts then I really should have been turning hearts into Spades but but the one the card we want is a heart so 50 chips we snooze on that Saturn is a well first buy and use Saturn is a buy and a sell Jupiter is a buy and Ed that in of itself is so good for us you may hear some Screaming I promise you my child is looked after right now she's not just going haywire you know in the garbage disposal upstairs normal people are like you didn't have to say that but I'm like trust me there's some people who are like is he really recording while his kid kid is just running a muck no she's chilling don't worry that's just what the chill three-year-old sounds like it but I'm I shouldn't be surprised that we haven't drawn uh enough Spades now we do but we don't want to play this one well actually we you just play this this this and this but first first you dump this this and this to get Tero cards that stinks I was I was thinking that was a possibility so let's let's glass up this if it breaks it breaks create two planets none of them are Jupiter I'll honestly I don't know the next time we're going to play a full house but I know we're not going to play as straight you're a times 5.5 m so here's our tester I don't really want to play the steel card I guess I discarded something I shouldn't have and you you're a wild card obviously your steel card we want we want the Mt card to be doubled up on I I think why did oh no it took your wild away when I made you glass that's what I did wrong there okay so I basically made you useless it seems like as long as campfire is incremented it seems like it makes sense to to give the buff the campfire then double listed probabilities I mean for a dollar you buy and sell that any day of the week you buy and sell that is the day is long fool gives you an earth honestly can I tell you it's nice to have money but at some point you need score welcome back to the frey King I've I've made up for my earlier mistake another Jupiter you don't even understand if I could get like 12 Jupiters there is a chance for us I didn't even see what the boss blind was bro play only one hand for 5 dude we can do that I don't even have to spend 10 gold on the reroll and it's like famous last words but I don't want to roll into something worse you know so you're like a crazy card the trigger first can dump all this the the death card I I'm a simple man when it comes to the death card we create more taros cuz the taros have insane value either for incrementing campfire or for um but Mo let's be honest mostly for incrementing campfire I'm not going to lie to you but also like uh you know they they could help you make a hand in a pinch so I think we we must have it right now I'm not even going to use fool yet CU I'd rather use it with another death card I should have used should have created a death card to use on another eight but okay so this this is this is fantastic we want chips or Mt you want to add Mt to this B maybe like I get scoring the money is something that's going to be appealing but I think we want it like this so level five flush with our best cards our Mt is going to get triggered twice I'd say also the great beating anti 10 is no joke by the way I know we're all getting flabbergasted by uh you know billion and trillion Point hands and stuff like that but like that that's not every run to just come out here and and be able to toss a uh an anti-1 chance out here that's something man it's something special I I I wasn't sure if that's where we're going to go also two spectral packs in the shop very interesting Red Seal I mean red seal on a Mt card would go insane and we're not going to destroy all the Jokers we're not going to convert them all to one suit can will this will this cannibalize something no we get two oh my God okay I mean oh my God maybe wasn't that necessary there I get that we could like fool this up as well but I think we can do better with our tarot cards honestly let's let's give you a gold seal I don't think it's that amazing but it's it's something and then another spectral pack red seal on a on a multi card is very good two extra copies of of like this would you'd never have to worry about money again minus two hand size but an extra Joker space all right buddy I'm not willing at this point I don't think I'm willing to take two hand size away and I'm not destroying cards so I I think if anything we just go red seal on another mol card and then be very careful about the order in which you play things it's a nice Buy sell now you're you're at 2.5 we'd like to get that a little higher obviously I feel great that we've gotten flush a little off the ground now we could even Jupiter you know what it's probably a sensible Play Take flush to level level seven and then we go next now what the heck are we doing we are playing Spade flushes same as it ever was this is exact I know we got four of a kind eights here's what I think of your four of a kind eights buddy thanks for the two tarot cards thanks for the free increment thanks for the two tarot cards I don't know which of these cards can be lucky with like without being [Laughter] destroyed hang on hang on okay like I think we go play seven first then 10 10 2 it's a flush with a huge like multi enabler up at the front let's see how our score looks here we need 7.2 million I didn't even glance at that first that was a 5.8 million point hand that's crazy talk okay I mean I I would destroy you I could also sell you for more malt but I literally just did I'll turn you into a lucky card and then I I might as well discard two of you I want Spade flushes we don't need all these steel cards right now empress and Sun so you're sold honestly you might as well be sold at this point we're not playing anything that's not a spade strength I really don't think we have a purpose for this we don't have a spade flush which is like heartbreaking but I mean we got so many hands bro let it fly look at all these steel cards okay that's not as good as it needed to be of course five jack King okay we we have it now this will change everything flushes will never be the same we can't beat 300 million I don't know if that's going to be a controversial statement and this run I'll just level with you it's kind of annoying the pilot because of all the buying and selling it's like the opposite of sap I'm telling you bro the more you duplicate these eights they yes you don't want to draw them for scoring hands but they like they they pay for themselves with the value of the tarot card so quickly I love a red seal I'm not afraid to see who knows okay 14 million and you start with none discards obviously we're going to play this even though upgrading our flush would be nice red seal on a chipped up King like don't mind if I do you're you're holdable in a flush type situation but we don't need the well we should hold you cuz we're probably going to well you got to think about it now we're we're at the point where I'm like you can discard safely non special Spades which is nice now you you should get molted I think and we'll do one last discard here hello honey oh Mommy ran out of gifts that's okay come here you know this game's all about numbers you like numbers right like what's your favorite TV show number number blocks and what's your favorite number on number blocks here bring your chair over here you want a gift we'll see what we can do after daddy finishes this okay I think I'm going to lose pretty soon yeah and you play another game no after that I guess I'll I'll go look for a gift for you check this out ready do you know what this number is I don't know what about this one 18 18 do you know this one it's 140 140 now do you know what 140 * 18 is me neither that's tough let's let the calculator solve it for us so we put the MTS at the front instead of the chips we got 8 million points that's pretty good that's pretty good yeah honey 8 million eight 8 million is pretty good what is 8 million 8 million is a very large number that's more people than live in Vancouver and on that one we got we got another like 7 million almost so we're I think we're going to lose here though anti 11 is where things get really tough yeah anti is something in card games it tells you I think how much it it costs to bet on a on a round you need help or do I need help honestly I think I need a little bit of [Laughter] help you're going to give me some help who's going to give me help I don't know I hope I find I hope I find somebody on this game you got to help yourself no who can help you oh I don't think there is anyone who can help me I got to play all these red cards and then hope that I draw some Spades cuz that was I mean that wasn't that bad it was still a 3 million point hand that's still pretty good good now got and now this hand should be worth like a lot more okay I think we're going to win that's exciting right that's pretty exciting we could hold that in our hand maybe we'll get a Jupiter out of it if things get lucky uh maybe we're not going to win toss all these and this is just going to be a pair and then we just need one space or a wild card it should be mathematically impossible not to draw one we drew exactly one somebody up there likes us I guess we drew two right or did we have it last maybe I'm maybe I'm mistaken now you definitely got to go with the front here why you open it up my garbage can it's going to stink in there it's bad enough you're sitting next to the garbage can then you want to open it up and smell it I mean that's crazy talk okay here's where things get exciting we got to buy it we got to sell it plus one card slot in the shop that'll save us money on rerolls that's a hospital card it's a hospital card yes why does it look like a hospital card oh cuz it has a Plus on it wow I wouldn't have even thought of that card it's an ambulance card I think that maybe I don't want this to be the case but it might be the case we might have to sell hanging chad that's our that's one of our Jokers we might have to sell it to get a better Joker like I'm kind of going Allin right now because I know that the next one is like 300 million or something right the Joker do in the game what does the Joker do in the game yeah the Joker Jokers change the rules of the game so that you get more points or like it's easier to make some hands it's like this Joker normally you need five cards to make a hand this Joker means we only need four cuz it's only got four fingers on it 1 2 3 4 FAL five four fingers plus 1 equals 5 yeah I can't argue with that I can't argue with that at all now here's the thing you might think smear Joker is the play but I think we need score and I know that like maybe this is counterproductive or counterintuitive with what I just said we really I feel like we don't need to make it easier to make flushes we just didn't have any discards last time which is why it was so hard what we really need is is score uh we're going to [Laughter] lose we need 300 million points I don't know if there was anything that could be purchased in the shop that had a realistic chance to get us there it's we're going to have to sell a lot of stuff that's for sure what do we have to sell we got to sell any card we get that isn't where you going any card we get that we don't immediately have to use we got to sell for sure you doing okay back there you're just spinning around in circles all right if you if you say so I ain't mad at you I said I ain't mad at you it's funny right here come sit in the chair I think Daddy's about to lose I only got 2 million points that time that's not good I guess we need more than times 4.5 five on this please good cards I it I got to throw $18 down the drain that that seems crazy to do it but I I don't see another way out $18 down the drain $18 down the drain it doesn't feel funny it feels like I'm going to lose 6 Mill I mean 6 million points don't let anybody tell you honey that 6 million points is not a good hand okay that still a good hands now I'm just going to say no disrespect obviously like this is not going to be worth that many points this is just me at the end of the show saying you know what eights Take a Bow you guys did a great job um I couldn't have done it without you so so thanks for your support that's all I'm saying with that one and we'll put you up there and you know what do we say when we lose we say good game good game batro we we fell off the horse a little bit I feel like we kind of came back with this one we'll play 10 Jack queen king and you know can we if you see plus 20 come out of this we got to cheer okay we don't have to cheer but that's okay I had fun anyway good game good game can you say good game good game I hope you enjoyed it if you did click the like button helps out a great deal subscribe if you want to see more in the 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