Jerma Streams - Game Show Games and Wheel of Fortune (Part 1)

okay here i am and i have done some audio tweaking here i am i'm right here how does the audio sound do we sound a little smooth do we sound a little uh a little better how do we sound let's give it a little bit of a yell test let's give a scream test here i think that's a good idea so if i were to make a weird noise if i were to go that doesn't get fucked up right i sound way better okay how about this one i'm gonna i'm gonna make a loud sound well actually no i'm not gonna do that yeah i don't do that yet you sound like classic gerber oh classic germa do you want to know why you think i sound like classic germa because there's no compressor there's no noise gate and there's no noise suppression this is just mike out of the fucking box okay it's just right out of the box no no more filter andy okay you're a little on the quiet side yeah i probably can turn it up a little bit more i'm kind of afraid to though yeah there's no more noise gate so you're gonna be able to hear my fucking air you're gonna be able to hear my weird burps and farts and shit you're gonna be able to hear everything turn it up by like 10 should i turn it up by about 10 what do you think i need a unanimous decision can we get a vote in chat please should i turn the microphone up by like 10 percent you definitely heard that i just like gulped three times i'm so used to being hooked that was gonna be bad i am you definitely heard that too you definitely heard that i'm so used to you guys not hearing any of these sounds for the last like four fucking straight years just mute when i breathe in huh what do you think microphone up to all right the unanimous all right you tell me microphone my the microphone's going up by 10 hey tell me if this is good you ready okay here we go mike's going up by ten percent i just did it just did a ten did about ten percent do we need more is that good i just did about ten percent how's that are we okay good good let's do some testing i i need you guys to listen because i it's hard to do it myself because i speech jam myself listen ready um [Laughter] is that loud is that getting cut off is it is it peaking but it's pulling it back how is it how does it sound is it okay does that is that like bad to listen to because there's screams but nobody wants to hear a real loud ass scream right i can hear the bacteria forming in your mouth okay so it sounds okay turn the compression on i am not turning the compression on i'm gonna get you know what it is here's a problem i am going to get a hardware compressor i'm gonna get a hardware compressor i've been using software compression for four or five years a hardware compressor i have to get one they're a huge pain in the ass but fucking whatever but do i but do i really even give a shit though like honestly dude ask me do i really give a shit to buy a hardware compressor into like a fucking amp then put that into a fucking uh i don't know does it matter is this fine okay software compressors are better all right well then whatever i don't i don't i've i've never been like an audio person right you could try a limiter filter in obs that's what i had on before unfortunately and it just kind of like was deleting the sound all right it's okay let's go i'll tell you what we're gonna do today i'll tell you the plan we got some stuff going on eat 40 sausages on stream no i'm not gonna do that there's no difference between a hardware and a software compressor oh your volume keeps fluctuating well that's because i'm sitting back in the chair and then i kind of go like this and i lean in for a second and it sounds kind of like one of those microphones where i'm going to tell you all about something i move the mic the microphone i'm not it's going to be the volumes are going to be like going i'm going to be sitting still dude back the fuck up i i'm backing up i'm backed up right now you should play ring fit no that would require me to get up and move around all right you guys ready first thing we're gonna do we're gonna do who wants to be a millionaire uh weirdly enough all these games are on switch i honestly trying to find these game show games is such a huge pain in the ass they only are in casinos as slot machines or on xbox live arcade from 2010. they are they're all on like the random consoles though like this is on switch yeah or they're it's so i don't get it like deal or no deal deal or no deal is like only on like msn's webpage for the this was like one of the most popular fucking tv shows of all time right why why why is there only like two places that are like random old flash players that you can play this where do i get deal or no deal an actual developed video game well i guess i mean literally it's open 100 cases and look at it is that i don't i guess you don't really need to spend that much time on it it's on the ds yeah but that's what i'm saying it's on the fucking nintendo ds why would this not be on every console deal and no deal was really dumb well i have it okay the ds has it and guess what you can't whatever game show popularity wait what'd you say game show popularity must be dying out for the newer generations i guess that makes sense i can understand that yeah that makes some sense all right we're gonna play who wants to be a millionaire i'm ready you guys ready let's go ahead and do it and let's go up new camera spot too i no longer getting blocked by any any shadows or anything i'm just sitting here i'm here here i am super much better lighting too i took this very very seriously i took this dead seriously it's too zoomed in it's not this is you're not zoomed in you're getting even closer to the northern lion shot i mean this is an ideal place for a microphone and a fucking webcam okay you guys ready i'm gonna play deal or no deal i don't really need audio for this do i no i don't care all right let's go uh these are all the categories i know how to play millionaire i i understand how to play the game millionaire it's fine oh by the way how cute up are the sounds the sounds good let me do a test because it's capturing this through a capture card is weird ready like one two three ready so i'm going to set one up oh hey good thing hey look at that wheel of fortune's coming up soon because i just fucking started downloading it like 40 minutes ago that's why i spent so long getting here because this was taking a long time to download all these because i had this all on pc but i realized wow none of these fucking games are on pc unless you go to some weird website oh okay so let me go plug in my xbox from fucking 2011. let me go get my xbox 360 and plug it in and go to xbox arcade no these are on switch so let me go get them all on switch and then start the stream fucking 40 minutes late you're stalling yeah there's no game sound yes there is you're lit you can hear it right now okay so yeah we we gotta do a tester ready does that sound fine it's quiet you guys do you guys really wanna okay let me let me just do it let me just tell you what this music's gonna be like it's gonna go [Music] who cares it's the same fucking sound effect you've heard for like 20 years is it delayed are you wearing a prosthetic nose oh fuck i just like scratched my nose what the shut up all right let's go i'm gonna be uh my nails are too long i need time i need extra time before i need extra time before i stream all right let's play as uh who do what does it what does it even matter all right we're gonna play we're gonna play this reuben okay good thing you can hear the claps right everybody good thing i could hear the claps turn it up i you know what i was told to turn it up i hope this is loud because everyone's i fucking told you oh yeah this is the thing you all needed to hear so loudly [Music] yeah yeah okay [Music] [Applause] all right let's go welcome to who wants to i don't care [Music] so if you don't know how to play this new question everyone knows how to play who wants to be a millionaire i don't have to describe it but what common name is the harmonica also known i don't know the mouth organ the mouth organ i'm going to choose b why would it be anything else you sure of course yeah that's all me perfection your new question is ready good luck in a game of poker dice a throw resulting in three of a kind and one pair is called what poker dice what do you mean poker dice that's just a full house but why would you just say poker poker dice what the fuck is poker dice roll i know you that is the right answer why don't you say poker catching okay we're driving up the jackpot the they have to talk i don't they don't have to right can i turn it off you for this new question in physics what color comes next in the visible light spectrum after red orange yellow green blue and indigo roy g uh violet easy obviously violet no taking risks i'm not gonna cheat i'm not i promise i'm not shooting you can tell if i'm cheating because i moved my shit around right ladies and gentlemen chat used to be over here chad is now over here and my my stream settings and preview stuff is over here okay well no no actually these are right there you're both like right so if i'm looking over here if i go like this i am looking at you guys no no no c what's the question what did the lumiere brothers invent i'm lost i'm lost not electricity photography hey but i'm really not i don't know photographer or cinema whatever unfortunately it all ends here for you this is not the right if i if you see me do this i'm looking over a chat didn't help either this is me concentration i'm going to give you this the the spectrum here of of looking and when i am not looking at the actual game absolutely nothing looking at the game looking at the game looking at the game looking at the game looking at the game looking at the looking at the chat is right here you understand looking at the chat is right here i'll give you this side ready looking for the game but nothing's over here doesn't matter [Music] that's just a warm up who cares nobody can beat this game anyways because they give some random ass fucking trivia that nobody knows after after the thousand dollar uh threshold all the questions are just random shit that you would you have to look up in a book was that copium i don't think it is why is my hair so big today because i put hairspray in it all right let's go here we go i gotta get to at least a thousand at least a thousand let's go which of these is a national holiday in the usa held on the fourth thursday in november okay for a second there's like freaking me out yes are you ready for this new question okay what everyday object is a ball cock most likely to be found is isn't it bad bitten a ball cock what the fuck is a what is a ball cock definitely not definitely not a teapot not a telephone it's probably toilet let's go with b [Applause] it's in a toaster our team of editors okay what describes a period with very little rainfall that would be a drought let's go for c let's save some time you know they have all this dialogue but i would wish they would just read the questions oh yes you make it look easy i wish i just just have tts do it right like i just i don't want to read this i want to hear it here's a new question for you state of wyoming is in which time zone oh shit is that pacific or is it mountain that's not central it's mountain this might be a trick question though i think it's mountain it's mountain no it has to be there's no way it is if okay if it's not mountain time then i'm i yeah there's no way absolutely let's go for a whole new question uh that would be the cardinals um hey st louis bishops bless you [Applause] there's no i told you there's no noise gate anymore you're gonna have fucking everything in weight measurement what does 14 pounds equal i don't know it's not a peck no a stone a score i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know ask the audience okay ladies and gentlemen gentlemen you heard it we need a little help here if you would pick up those keypads and okay it's a stone a stone is way less than 14 fucking pounds a stone a stone a stone is maybe one pound well done you've got it a stone that's all me perfection that's a rock but you know what i mean though it's it's a stone it's a software whatever but you shouldn't stop there here is a new question by what name are the musicians tom rollins and ed simons collectively known as the chemical mothers the chemical mothers they're the chemical brothers for yours truly they're not the chemical fathers just you got it the chemical mother for the coolest contestant all right four thousand let's get to 16. [Music] are you ready to face the traps of this next question miss my good luck to you mount olympus is the highest peak in which country um that's zeus right grease there's too much okay b let's roll of course [Music] yeah of course i know that one yes and the most cultured eight grand let's go [Music] you will be asked a new question now that's the voice actor from one punch man season one um what's his name not not the main character no what's his name complete the title of the noaa play private investigator i don't know i'm going to phone a friend on this one we are okay definitely like like paul father would probably know this right oh uncle i think uncle would know good evening mark this is who wants to be a millionaire good evening it's a pleasure to have you on the phone how'd they do this is a helping hand for a very delicate question we're counting on you well as far as my knowledge goes i would say be but honestly my memory can fail me private lives all right we'll listen to the uncle ah let's go with b it's probably fucking wrong you absolutely uncle pulls through all right uncle pose through hum where where are we at right now will you be able to answer this new question as well at the first modern olympic games in athens victors were given a crown of what leaves olive orange laurel of bay leaves all of um olive leaves i i i don't know i'm gonna do 50 50. okay if it's all of us if oliver is there all right it's olive let's not waste any time hey do olives have leaves you had to make a choice 32 000 we're good [Music] i'm not cheating i fucking promise you [Music] concentrate here's a new question for you what was kublai khan's relationship to genghis khan oh my goodness i have no idea i i want to say son or grandson son or grandson i i still have lifelines this is way too kind i know this is too vague for me like father brother son grandson it could be literally any of these um [Music] what this one is what's this one i think oh this is a new question right let's switch the question right now hoping that the new one will bring you it could be any one of these honest to god i just don't know [Music] the game is off to a good start but you shouldn't stop there how do you say court in spanish oh why don't we only have 10 seconds ah dorado let's roll we're choosing a that's the only one that sounds like a mosaic that's the wrong answer sorry yes but the questions were also too hard congratulations what do i leave with 32 000 that's not bad chat was wrong again i don't i don't know spanish 32k yeah oh the voice actor um the one that's like master what what's that character's name yeah i think okay this i think this is the jenno's voice actor from the one punch man dub i i i hear it what a great show by the way see what season one season one let's not get ahead of ourselves here season one all right let's let's play with a different character how about um how about massimo i never even seen season two by the way i have no idea how it is i just i'm i'm just jumping on the bandwagon with everybody that said they don't like it i've never seen it okay let's go this new quest if a comedian is very funny where would the audience be said to be rolling in the aisle down your way over the top up the wall i don't who fucking even says this anymore rolling in the aisles right you really know no this is wrong if the audience is laughing where would they be laughing they're laughing their ass off believe it what would what what would the audience be laughing off of their body move on to a new question these questions are from like 50 years ago when someone is not as fierce as they sound what is said to be worse than their bite their bark and massimo chooses this one final answer you're so old um no swearing on tv that is correct are we sure listen hold on let's believe it to the end i did a good job your new question is ready good luck are you sure it's not jenos a hit by gladys knight in the pips was titled midnight train to georgia no but that one's the right answer i'm gonna say b so this is your final answer yes it's not the va is too young alonso okay well done you've got it that was the right answer i can't believe it it was too loud i had to turn it down this new question how come everybody's british i don't know in theory the four c's of diamond quality are color cut carrot and quality carbon clarity it's definitely clarity it's clarity has to be right there's a cost no it's clarity now i'm not looking i don't i know everyone's freaking out it's definitely color cut carrot clarity my gut says that it's c okay c yes you are right [Applause] i'm going to watch that movie to see what the fuck everyone's talking about what are you all talking about is the movie is the movie is it a bad movie does the movie suck is it a bad film i don't get it which of these is gravy usually served gravy boat i'm going to choose d corbin we'll answer you sure all right let's go now this is where the questions get harder i don't want to use any lifelines until 32 000. eric cartman is a character on which animated tv series king of the hill and let's go for it so that was easier than the 100 one seriously final you really know your answer how does it know eric cartman churchill downs racetrack is in which u.s state this is exactly what i was talking about the question before this before a thousand dollars what tv show is eric cartman on now this very specific race track in the country where is it i don't who would even know this i don't know uh i i kind of have to do this you decided to appeal to the audience who kentucky i was going to say and i would say probably not in not new york let's go for c but like i would i would have been throwing a coin in here you are right it's famous that was the right answer obviously not famous not as famous as eric cartman apparently alicante is on which spanish coast do you hear these people why are they all talking obviously yeah [Applause] which of these is not a state of the united states new england what that's not that's a region well done you got it a brilliantly executed sex okay 16k here we go 32k still have plenty of lifelines will you be able to answer this new question as well the smithsonian is an institution of national museums in which city washington dc thank you and i would say b obviously easy [Music] 32 we got lifelines [Music] somebody just like sneezed this new question is now waiting for you to be answered with flying colors what is the meaning of the latin word thesaurus probably comparison right a thesaurus comparison it has to be you otherwise what the what's the point of calling it a thesaurus what's the point of calling it that there is no there's no reason to call it a thesaurus unless it means that but it could be a trick question and i don't know what the actual answer could be a treasure give me a new question well done it was d it's it was it was treasure okay i would have gotten wrong and so would have like a bunch of you apparently because you said collection and you're wrong the game is getting tougher now with this brand new question pointillism is a painting technique chiefly associated with which artist i mean well the uh this is not a this is monet is the artist right this is not a person is it picasso pointillism i think it's picasso but it's picasso i have a good hunch that it's c final answer you sure i mean it starts with the p that is not the answer i don't know if i was if somebody were to talk about a technique that i was doing it would be like like germaism or something whatever if i made a technique up it would be called like i don't think i'm ever going to get a million dollars here these questions are too hard that was as easy to me as the eric cartman question really why can i want to unlock the harry potter questions i'll get all those right like can i just do harry potter as star wars can i just do harry potter star wars and fucking and like star trek oh my god lindsay okay [Music] i gotta at least get to half a million that's there our team of editors offers you a new question what what phrase are forced to forcefully persuading me to do something i'm reluctant about it's it twist my arm yeah i would say a yeah twist that is correct well that was a really close call phew good luck to you for this new question which of these words means delight or great merriment flee brie knee or glee will be glee oh i'm not sure sometimes you have to take a chance that's like you don't know what glee is is that your final that will be my final answer you have give just own it you got it trust yourself and your acquaintances for this new question i swear to god that's generous it has to be if i'm wrong then i'm wrong completely but i i i keep hearing it in which of these sports is a checkered flag normally used uh that'd be auto racing let's go with d so you took your time but you are right and we're still going forward no 300 bucks are you ready for this new question little rock is the capital of what state not alaska it's not alabama it is arkansas i'm going to choose d you're literally speed running you have to speedrun these first five questions children can answer these correct phew okay here we go new question coming up good luck to you camp david is the country retreat of which public faith president of the united states i believe in my gut and these are easy like it's after a thousand is where they bring out the random ask questions that nobody will know here's a new question okay here we are a popular children's novel by cressida cowell is titled how to train your dragon i'm completely stuck here you have to i only know that because the movie okay see you got it i haven't even seen that movie by the way calm and serenity are the recipe for success these are easy how to train your monkey the questions follow each other how to train how to train your monkey how to train you the great red spot is a feature of which planet no but i'm sure that i have the right answer i think it's mercury no jupiter jupiter has a big fucking spot on it jupiter has a big spot on it i would say c final answer but you are right and we're still going forward no slacking off all right i've got all my lifelines i've known all these answers concentrate here's a new question for you the normans who invaded and conquered england 1066 spoke which language the normans norwegian the normans danish norwegian i don't know i would i'm going to say norwegian if it was norwegian or danish i'm going to say danish i don't know i don't know i'd have to i have to do it okay audience what the fuck german i think it's a they're not going to screw me over here are they you had and unfortunately this is the wrong answer it's the end for you what the fuck are you talking about i did my best they all got it wrong congratulations you walk away with your guaranteed cash prize good for you that was 40 and 49 percent so you mean to tell me that 89 of the entire audience didn't know what [Music] that never happens germa where is normandy i don't know for some reason i was thinking like like five like a thousand years ago or something like five thousand years ago like the normans i don't know why i figured that they was some other i don't know n a education i have not been sitting in a club ah okay it's for all you young kids out there can okay i get it oh dude oh you went to high school you went to like college i went to high school i went to like college dude you probably have been in a classroom honestly there are people probably in this chat right now where their entire life has gone by and i have not been in a classroom i mean i haven't been in a classroom in like 17 or 18 years it's been that long it's only been like probably two years for you it would have been like maybe four or five years since you've been in a classroom i've been in a classroom fucking 20 years so it's shocking that i know some of these it just speaks to my incredible intelligence that i can get these correct some of these a portion of them a small portion of them i turned 41 this year so please i haven't been in a classroom like fucking 25 years [Music] and yeah excuse me somebody just said it i've said this before too memorization does not equal retention i'm sorry it's not real retention of knowledge are you ready to play today okay let's go are you ready for this memorizing something for like one week to just get it on okay that's what it is it's not knowledge retention you know what knowledge retention is what are you talking about this guy was a teacher i was never a teacher i was quiet which of these is a type of narrow-legged trousers what a hose pipe drain pipe i've [Applause] no slacking off it's time to move on to a new question what would you normally find a set of in a golf bag irons oh it is irons it actually it actually is irons it's iron i don't know why i was thinking like a bunch of heavy iron scraps i thought they're gonna say clubs not irons the north american bison is commonly known by which name [Applause] i was a substitute teacher for like a tiny portion of my life which musical group is famous for wearing theatrical makeup kiss i'm going to choose you lied about it i swear to god i why what what a dumb thing to lie about what a stupid fucking thing to lie about i can't think of a dumber thing to lie about where you know i was a substitute teacher before why would you lie about that what what what do you gain what do you gain from that am i looking at you because it's like too bright to see all right what is the indefinite article in the phrase a happy new year i have no fucking idea indefinite would be happy right because you could be sad then it's like that's not completely definite you could be you could be unhappy or is that the constant i'm going no it's b no it could be a different year i don't fucking don't say bro [Music] okay really let me let me drop some knowledge on you guys right now um i'm sorry but and currently uh this is uh i don't need to know much i don't like know much about this i don't know much about this i don't know much about this or this but damn man superheroes tv series star wars harry potter disney i want to flip these questions and i'll tell you if i tweeted right now if i tweeted a scientific equation right now i'd get fucking 200 likes if i tweeted a reaction to the latest star wars fucking trailer i'd get a hundred thousand likes you understand we gotta make this cool again we gonna make these things cool otherwise i'm just gonna tweet about fucking captain america and talk about captain america and everyone's gonna think i'm the smartest person in the room [Applause] somebody said dude not one person thinks like that i fucking bet you anything i bet you anything if i were to tweet if i were to tweet a math problem if people would be like this is dumb but if i tweeted a picture of just i'm talking a math problem an interesting math problem if i tweeted a picture of me going like this to like a picture of captain america with a shield on it would have people would say like oh base is oh yeah i love that wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait nerve-racking i'm going to bed on b that's the one i think we all agree that we can move on i bet you anything math isn't funny a tennis match is set in two sets i'm sure that it's b okay you you seem to be convinced but of course our team of editors no i'm not going to tweet about morbius question it's so funny because somebody's like dude science is cool like people you know we just need to get off twitter is that like where is this going is that where this is going in motor racing what name is given to the position at the front of the grid i don't know i i just i don't know what is it i think it's the only one i think let's that's what we go looking for that's right tweet e equals m c squared no this is how i fix it it's going to be captain america with a shield and he's like got like like lightning coming out of his eyes and he's holding it up like this and he's like taking he's blocking like a punch from fucking i don't know morbius and on the shield is like a complex math problem that's how i can win this the minute you walked in the joint big dipper big spender big spender i would say big smile going to bed on b you had to make a choice that's the one who's big bopper no slacking off morbius does your homework question which of these is also known as the aurora borealis on the northern lights i know that well i'm completely i would say a then oh my god it's beautiful you know what that's not el nino this new question shouldn't give you a hard time in theory anything described as statory refers to which of the senses gasped like gastric like gut like gusto taste probably gustatory gust wait smell it's like a gust of wind i think it's smell gust i actually i don't i do not know okay ladies and gentlemen you heard it taste i'm going to choose perfectly executed awesome it's from gusto i would think like like gust you know like smelling something how many equinoxes are there in a calendar year oh the equinox it's the the equinox the equinox out of two the equinox make sure to get ready for the equinox get ready for the equinox i don't know is there one every season i'm gonna say this i think there's one every season sometimes you have to take it what am i doing okay d [Music] i could have done better but hey i have let me tell you i was going to say two game listen listen listen it's the solstice i know you are leaving here with your safety net and i'm but paid off it's summer and winter i know i know but what happened was i went like this in my eye caught the chat and i saw four a dozen times and i was like fuck i accidentally cheated and i got it wrong and then you made me second guess i was gonna do two you saw me hovering over it [Music] give me star wars i'll get every fuck how much four thousand dollars how many neurons do i have i have to like win games [Applause] you don't have enough neurons i need to get a high score right now this is the one actually try all right i'm gonna fucking try as hard as i can let's go speed run the first question doesn't matter i'm sure that i have the right answer what is what name is given to the men who drafted the original us constitution the founding fathers i'm sure okay we have that's what we faith looking for your new question is ready someone who drastically alters his opinion of something that is something is said to have a change of what change of sucks i believe in my gut and i'm choosing bee i had a real change of socks the other day you pulled it off okay no what is the capital of california oh shit i actually don't know yes it was sacramento the other one's florida our team of editors offers you which fictional character is the boy who wouldn't grow up peter pan oh um right it's peter pan right i'm sure it's peter pan okay you we have faith got it this new question trust me i have to trust me i'm a grown-up theory which of these was a notorious outlaw of the american wild west yeah well now yeah philly the kid i believe in my gut and i'm choosing [Music] american author zane gray was known for writing what type of novels i don't know i have no idea you know how many books there are um zane grey roman i don't i i there's no way i would know this i read a song of ice and fire and then cried when 10 years went by and we didn't get another one so that's it i don't i don't do any of the reading i mean maybe you count the back of cereal boxes and food just to read random shit that's on the back for a few seconds the audience will vote do you count like reading the toothpaste like just the back of the toothpaste just because you just you need to oh my fucking god give me a break it's i don't know i'm just gonna have to go with this one i have no doubt is that that's the one [Applause] well that was a really close call phew in which sport that was weirdly quiet in which sport did the usa's dream team competed in the 1992 barcelona olympics is it hockey or basketball i think it was basketball which one is it it's basketball i think it's basketball it's definitely it's basketball i know it's basketball the dream team right let's go yeah it's basketball hockey day one was a different olympics different team perfect we're making okay you will be asked a new question now a vehicle with an s international plate comes from which european country it could be any of them it could be it could be literally any of these how would i know i'm not from a european country and i don't how would i know it i do why would i know this i need a new question by using the switch you decide to be wise which is it was it sweden it was sweden i would have probably said sweden but it could have been easily one of the other ones very easily all right come on concentrate here's a new question for you beta vulgaris is the latin name of which plant often used in salads all right which one these are in a salad beets it's definitely arugula vulgaris arugula there's a u and l and a g in that it's definitely it has to be it's arugula it has to be it literally has three of four of the same what letters what a pity this is the wrong answer no regrets really i did my best beta doesn't mean but beta is like latin for of or the or what is beta i don't know beta means like i don't know does that mean beat in latin you're telling me beta means beat in latin [Music] it's just a b man means common [Music] beta means beginning why would you know that nobody knows that nobody fucking knows that [Applause] nobody fucking knows that oh beta oh bulgarius is the scientific latin name for beets i just eat them i don't i'm sorry guys i don't eat beets in my salad and then go look up everything about a beet and like where it came from what you call it in every other language i just eat it i it's a beat and it tastes good okay here we go what city is the home of major league baseball's uh yankees that would be the new york yankees well i'm going to try a that is the yeah get you in the hot seat and see how you do this new question shouldn't give you a hard time which king had two of his wives executed i just when i saw which king the first thing that came in my mind was burger king and then i read the rest of the sentence and i was like no never mind um i actually don't fucking know i think it was henry i think it was yeah it's henry henry though it was henry the fucking seven choice has to be made so we're going to say d okay [Applause] which of these is the title of a 2011 hit single by lady gaga [Music] lady what are you talking about waiting for me to ask you you figured it out perfectly i believe it's d but i'll pick a trust yourself and your acquaintances for this new question complete the title of a 2002 film my big fat greek wedding but didn't they make a couple of what movies my big fat greek boyfriend no my big there was two or three movies wasn't there this is a trick question a seems quite appropriate to me okay no they they did a couple of them didn't they margaret is still pretty resourceful you see are you ready for this new question according to the title of a 1988 film comedy earth girls are what uh that would be that'd be earth that'd be easy and i'm saying b why do you talk in third person yeah do i no i don't why did i know that trust yourself and your acquaintances for this new question look who look up who is in that movie and ask me why i would know the answer to that question very quickly look up who stars in that movie and then ask me why i would know that god what is the name of miami's nba team uh might be i'm choosing b and now to the most important question of all i can get behind exactly hey that question almost drove me crazy yeah jim carrey you will be asked a new question now the u.s city of minneapolis stands on which river uh-oh oh god um um i know i'm right there with you um ohio missouri i don't know this could be like a weird trick question here and i'm saying b yes that makes sense it doesn't oh you were so close well the old nanny goat is up to her old tricks i don't know because i read it in chat you're guaranteed cash prize you played a good game good try this is hard you know why okay listen i know there's some trivia buffs here but listen to me everybody has a handful of categories that they know everything about and then they kind of don't know shit about any other categories in life you know what i'm saying i know a shitload about about very specific things so trying to know everything about every category is impossible that's why these shows make money that's why nobody ever wins that's why like 15 people have ever won this goddamn show you could know a little bit about everything but you never know everything about everything you got to know about a few about one topic three topics there are probably some people that have really big history buffs but the second a science question comes up you're just like i don't have any idea but you could literally name me precise dates of when very important things happened i would get i would probably i honest to god i would probably get a hundred percent of these correct i would probably get a lot of these correct too but once you start talking about lifestyle or literature oh boy i have absolutely no idea i could i know a lot about food i don't cook it i don't make it but i eat it and i know a lot about it and i know what i like i'd probably get most of these that probably wrong actually i would probably get a lot of these right entertainment turn them off then that's kind of cheating though isn't it i have 560 points oh my god you definitely heard that how do i need a thousand points to unlock food i'm not playing uneasy [Applause] put on emote only yeah fine put it on put on emote only right now to prove that i'm like that i can't cheat do it [Music] let's go when something is quartered it is divided into how many pieces 15. and too bad if i'm wrong yes absolutely and boom one more answer boom let's go for a whole new one are you said to do to the roof when you make a lot of noise paint the roof raise the roof re-tile the roof everybody we're going to re-tile the roof no don't click it don't no it's not no it's not no it's not don't i didn't hit it twice i didn't hit it twice i didn't hit it twice i didn't why did it say final answer yeah i didn't hit it twice oh my fucking god damn it dude [Music] i'm so glad that you guys can't talk right now [Applause] okay which of these is a popular garden flower uh and carnation bad if i'm wrong you make it look easy you got it let's go for this new eliminator in which game might a caddy carry your clubs that'd be golf [Music] [Applause] what type of knife was named after a u.s frontiersman who fought and died at the alamo what type of knife a bowie knife is d i think it's d that is the right answer oh but no you don't really need to scare me like that okay and let's go for a whole new question death valley the lowest point in north america is in which u.s state i know i know where that is and i'm saying b yes b that's in california and boom one more answer boom let's go for this new eliminatory question what is the main unit of currency in canada that would be the uh canadio it's the canadian dollar what is it called though it's just the canadian dollar it's canadian dollars it's just a dollar it's a canadian dollar it's not called anything else the canadian dollar it's a canadian dollar that's a canadian dollar that's a canadian dollar it's not called a franc a pound a mark it's a dollar trick question bullshit trick question bullshit [Music] [Music] present day celebrate on third monday of which month february a seems quite appropriate to me okay i got my lifelines i'm ready we're at two thousand almost drove me crazy you will be asked a new question now in the context of cmyk color printing what does the c stand for cyan cyan yes i'm choosing b that's the one [Applause] [Music] i'm at where are we at 4k able to answer this new question as well which comedian hosted his first academy awards ceremony in 2001. oh fuck oh my god i don't know it's probably it's not it's not steve martin is it chris rock oh billy crystal it's chris rock or billy crystal but i don't think it's billy crystal i think it's chris rock i think i i really do think it's chris rock what the fuck what steve martin what are you talking about steve martin was wildly popular from like 1970 1980 all the way what no way i had all my fucking lifelines i had all my lifelines keepy mode only mode on i don't want to hear them oh my god i fucking can't do anything i need extra lives that's the problem in every game show when you get a question wrong you don't lose [Music] and okay i know how to make who wants to be a millionaire better every time you get a question wrong the the maximum money pool of every question goes down by like twenty percent who wants to be a millionaire so instead of who wants to be a millionaire it'd be like okay who wants to be a millionaire if you get the question wrong the number one question becomes 750 000 if you get like 10 questions wrong you go all the way you get like fucking 50 bucks that'd be more fun all right which category plants are christmas trees placed in an evergreen seems good to me okay see you took your time but you are right let's go for this new eliminatory question the nine-time wimbledon ladies singles champion is martina who i don't know i don't i don't know i truly don't know i'm choosing a unfortunate i don't know i don't fucking i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't watch fucking television unless it was unless it's star wars superheroes or disney or manga i don't i don't watch sports i don't watch tv i'm [Music] at least the ones that like i would get right except for this one give me this i want why these have to be so expensive 4 000 bucks oh my god i've been doing this for an hour i have to get to at least half a million [Music] [Applause] which phrase refers to charging prices that seem far too high that would be [Applause] daylight robbery this seems good to me okay see of course here's a new question for you which former soviet state share is it staying with the u.s state georgia well a choice has to be made so we're going to say d yes [Applause] and geometry which of these is a type of angle obtuse awkward a stubborn angle i'm going to try what are you doing i want the mods every for every bad chest that the person does we're going to reduce their their we're going to make this slow mode we're going to make this slow mo five seconds bigger just like my who wants to be a millionaire fix which of these is an american cocktail wait um i have to reread it from the beginning uh i don't i i i don't know tom collins thought about it a lot and i'm going to say see that's an answer i can get behind so let's move on to a whole they blocked it oh my god they blocked it i can say every opinion i've ever had about spider-man okay guys you know i'm gonna be for halloween this year spider-man i love spider-man he's my favorite marvel character i'm gonna be spider-man this year what was the surname of the first father and son to hold the office of the u.s president john adams and then john adams and then john quincy adams [Music] you resident sleeper good luck to you for this wake up wake up wake him up which is the chemical formula for carbon dioxide that would be co2 and the best answer is c no doubt [Applause] i believe it's deep i'll speak asleep can i pause it okay speaking of sleep you gotta answer me this you can you can leave it on emote only mode i don't they don't need to respond why when somebody is sleeping have we made them sound we give them certain sound effects like cartoon sound effects that don't make any sense for instance like i understand like the right because okay people snore but why in the name of fucking god did it sometimes why what's what is what is that what is that sound supposed to even be that doesn't make any sense why did we start putting like bb bbb like wee wee on snoring and sleeping i don't get it there's no logical explanation that's not a sound anyone has ever made i know you can't answer it but just ponder it for a little while because the three stooges did it yeah but why how did how did anybody go like oh let me watch this per this person's like asleep right now let's let's so they're snoring okay this is what they're doing [Music] no that doesn't make any sense where did even where did it come from why is where did it come from where did it come from i'm sorry i'm getting a little worked up i'm getting a little worked up which of these major sporting events takes place annually at the churchill downs i don't fucking know wait it's the kentucky derby this place is in kentucky choice has to be made i'm going to say d you really know your answer that scared the shit out of me [Music] the resident's sleep ring i gotta wake him up a little new question as well okay in which year did the pilgrim fathers sail for the americas in when sale for the americas in 1600 [Music] something to columbus was a made-up guy right within 1400 1600 in sixteen hundred and in sixteen hundred and i don't know i have no these look at this timeline there's no fuck who would ever know this okay guys this is an important question if you would pick up those keypads and enter in 1640 1630 i don't know these so long ago nobody would know this you know what my [Music] audience doesn't know it either should have listened to that voice in 162 columbus i played really badly nice shot respect for playing the game it was really fun playing with you great player all right you didn't die i didn't really pay that much attention in school let me just be honest [Music] you know i used to it was so bad like i would just kind of want to sleep in a lot of class this maybe some of you guys can relate to this you really should like really take school seriously if you can right but i remember holding a pencil in eye and i got really good at this i was holding a pencil in my hand like this with my head on the desk and i could i could i was i would go like this my hand would be moving but i would just be sleeping i would be going like this with my hand like this with a pencil in my hand it's like so fucking obvious that you are asleep i don't know why i thought that i thought i was being so clever like this dude hasn't moved and he's just holding a pencil straight in the air and his head is on his desk you're not fooling anybody why would you think you would be fooling anybody and like teachers would come over and there'd be nothing written down and then you kind of when i would it would be like oh i'm sorry like moving the pencil around oh you didn't write anything until i came over and realized you were sleeping i try to be really creative about trying to sleep go back to 30 minutes slow mode [Music] 30 minutes that's fucked up for this new question okay which puerto rican singer sings despacito i don't know i don't know i don't know i really don't know i don't know i'm taking a wild guess i don't know i have no idea i have absolutely no idea i don't know i don't know any of those people were i don't have any idea guys i really don't know that's a 100 question what do i do all day i don't listen to music i don't watch tv i don't read any books what do i do what do i do i'm having this horrible realization don't read don't watch tv don't listen to music don't watch movies don't read books what do i do hey i make my own tv see you july 14th for the baseball show all the residents sleepers but honest to god i just i don't like pay attention my i don't know anything [Applause] i'm trying to think of like what general knowledge questions i really do know [Music] food all right block residence sleeper too don't let them be they can't do that either which of these is a fried potato dish often eaten for breakfast oh excuse me that would be hash browns i know about it a lot and i'm going to say just own it you got it it's time traditionally how many wonders of the ancient world are there seven wonders and too bad if i'm wrong yes you are right get rid of baby rage too i don't want to they can't do that either trust yourself and your acquaintances for this new question who has a giant peach james and i'm saying b hey that question almost drove me crazy get rid of the salty emote get rid of the not like this mode get rid of uh everything which name is which name is the rhyming slang for t what what the fuck are you talking about i don't have what okay a choice has to be made the rhyming slang for t rosie lee t oh but no did anybody actually know what that was scare me like that okay get rid of every emote besides pogchamp that's what i do on to a whole new question is a greeting in which language that would be uh italian i'm choosing b [Applause] sid charisse is best known of which of the falling i don't know i don't know guess what i don't watch movies i don't watch dancing i don't watch plays and i don't read how would i ever get this right why would i ever get this correct a fucking poet and the best answer is c no doubt [Music] all right let them free let them me every all emotes everything's fine again let him let him out [Music] [Applause] i can't it's hard they can't speak yet are you ready for this new question which of these is a common term for serialized television dramas that's a soap opera not a shampoo opera not a sponge opera and not a swiffer sweeper opera i'm too stressed out i have to come he seems quite appropriate to me i think we all agree what is the present perfect tenses third person singular of the word what what is the present perfect tense's third person singular of the verb to eat this is fucking horseshit had eaten has eaten i don't fucking know what a dumb question what a stupid question what a dumb question but you are right here's a new question for you the tree species salix babylonica is better known as the weeping what that would be the weeping willow okay a choice has to be made i'm going to say deep you know what my next question is right you figured it out perfectly nice answers let's go for this new eliminatory question which of these states does not share a border with utah doesn't have a border with utah okay uh oh no no no no uh oh no no no no no no oregon what oregon oregon what are you it's deep or the right answer are you ready for this new question in total how many days are there in the month in which america celebrate independence day so how many days are in july i think it's 31. well a choice has to be made yeah this 31 is going to say d threshold all right 1000 bucks all lifelines don't fuck around i got to get to at least half a million let's go let's go for a whole new question i just said that a collection of different songs performed as a continuous pieces known as a what a mixtape a mix a medley i don't know a medley no medley's a really long song that's background music for sitcoms and stuff an assortment an assortment of songs played in a row all right it's assortment it's definitely it's assortment it's a sort but it's an assortment it's an assortment it's an assortment it's an assortment it's an assortment if i get this wrong i swear to god it's a fucking medley hesitation you should have listened to that voice that's the wrong answer i think i thought medley was hey i can't do fucking trivia i thought medley was a long just background song like just a long song not like a bunch of songs [Music] [Applause] okay [Applause] fish and chips [Applause] the vaults and the tango are both dances go go go go go go go hurry the fuck up that here's a new question for you which of these men is known for saying i shall return gandalf gandalf doesn't say that i'll be back and i'm saying b yes b oh no what do you mean what well the old nanny goat is up to her what are you talking about oh no i'm so sorry i shall return i thought they were saying i thought that was just a dumb way for them to make the question harder what actor says like oh i shall return i will be back give me a fuck these questions is stupid these questions are stupid i thought that was a dumb cheeky way to make it be like hey yo who says i shall return of course it's arnold schwarzenegger [Music] that's fucking nuts i'm sorry you know what i'm figuring out right now i would be the muscle i'm not the brains right i'm i'm the muscle you might not think it but it's me i'm the muscle i'm coming to terms with this i'm figuring this out right now if someone you have just been talking about suddenly appears you might say talk of the talk of the devil speaking oh i'm serious you know that's what we were looking for that's right hey that question almost drove me crazy this new question shouldn't give you a hard time which month do americans celebrate independence day i'm too fast july i thought about it a lot and i'm going to say that let's go for a whole new question i but i thought it was a movie question with which brand of the arts is vincent van gogh painting i believe it's d and i'm saying b yes b that's the one i think we all agree that we can according to the title of the 1986 matthew product film which of these did ferris bueller have a night out it's a it's a day off i have to calm down ferris bueller's month abroad sounds like the straight to dvd sequel okay let's get back to it it's this [Music] you seem to be convinced but is this your final that's what we were looking for that's right our team of editors offers you a new question ebony is a what type of substance okay a choice has to be made i think it's one of the thresholds if it was metal i was gonna freak i was like i was freaking out for a second i think we all agree that we can move on to this windfall is unexpected what windfall a windfall a windfall if i get by if i came down with a windfall oh what a windfall probably illness a wind that's not good luck a windfall man i had the biggest windfall last night i had fucking extra hot sauce i had a big ass windfall i think it's an illness hey seems quite appropriate to me [Music] you are leaving with your guaranteed cash prize you played a good game good try windfall i don't know i'm thinking of like a fucking hurricane i'm not son of a gun [Music] son of a gun i think it's you know it's it's margaret margaret's it's margaret we're gonna okay we're going we're going with pablo margaret was [Music] [Applause] you know what's crazy we shouldn't give you a hard time right in theory if i had oh i'm gonna if i could make a save point in life haha and go on who wants to be a millionaire and like keep going to the save point i would never win i would be stuck here for a very long fucking time if i was able to restart and do this over and over again i would never win which of these is an informal name of for the little finger the pinky yeah c right okay c i would get bored doing this and be like well i'm not gonna win a million dollars even if i could go back in time a times ah goodness what talent more thousand here's a new who would you be most likely to consult if your teeth hurt the butcher a private detective hey my teether can you figure it out a hell roker see no doubt about it final answer you sure yes absolutely what a relief trust yourself and your acquaintances for this new question wow what's the question which word refers specifically to the removal of wool from a sheep uh shearing i would say b i have no doubt so this is your final answer that'll be my final answer okay well done [Applause] which word links the sound of laughter and the sound of bells what like ha ha ha ha ha is that a sound like that's some more that's like a what what the fuck are you talking about a crash of laughter i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know ask the audience quick okay audience fingers on your keypads let's help our contestant all vote now a boom laughing laughing boom appeal did i get it [Music] i have no idea what that means trust yourself and your acquaintances for this new question in total how many letter d's are there in the names of days in the week um how many d's when's wed two and wednesday monday is one tuesday has one thursday has one friday has one sad day has won sunday has is eight c is the right answer i would stake my life on it [Music] [Music] here's a new question for you how is 0.125 expressed as a fraction i don't i don't care it's called use a measuring cup there's no reason to know this one eighth it's one-eighth right it's one eighth i'm gonna say a use a fucking measuring cup [Applause] at the pace you're going you're going to make short work of this new question which u.s city is served by laguardia airport laguardia it's new york right laguardia airport in new york right it's not los angeles it's not chicago dallas it's not it's it's new york it's laguardia new york laguardia let's see right okay see but you are right i got all my lifelines no i don't i used one the questions follow each other and are not alike which explorer originally new questions i'm trying to fucking read shut up which explorer originally named the hawaiian islands the sandwich islands magellan or spooky vespucci no that did magellan i think it was magellan it's magellan it's magellan magellan did that did magellan do it yes magellan did it i think so i'm just going with it i'm gonna try i think it's either magellan for spooky god it's cook who the fuck is cook oh well didn't see that coming congratulations the cook named the islands the sandwich islands that seems like such a meme that they made up for the video game the cook named it the sandwich island that's a made-up question joke from who wants to be a millionaire developers oh god i'm never gonna get to fucking even a hundred thousand [Music] okay i i got to move on at some point we got to play wheel of fortune and uh family feud and deal or no deal i'm i'm not going to get to the million so let's just be really up front about it [Applause] the cook hey what do we name the islands how about sandwiches what there's no way that doesn't make any [Music] [Applause] which of these phrases describes a restless or fidgety person i don't know why i just read this as bats in his ass that would be fucking crazy ants in his face c right okay c of course oh everything's really positive he was the wait his name was j wait a minute his name was james cook he was the captain of the ship he wasn't the cook of the ship thank god we're on emote only according to the proverb it's impossible to make what out of a sow's ear it's impossible to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear it's impossible to make a leather wallet out of a sow's ear it's impossible to make a linen sack out of a sow's ear a satin hand a leather a leather wallet out of a sow zee or who's i don't know probably silk purse that's something that's possible make a silly purse out of showers here i don't know that makes sense yeah that is the right answer trust yourself and your acquaintances for this new question what were the names of the catholic kings in spain i have i don't know i don't know can we start giving like nicknames to people like henry henry viii no no call him like henry the bloated or something that people will remember i haven't i don't know let's go with a fernando oh shit that's right see experienced contestants always win the day are you ready for this new question which of these words means the formal resignation of a king or queen a resignation oh god damn it i think it's it's not absolution it's aberration i think where's that adding is that adding a king in a queen i think that's it i think it's aberration i'm going to i don't even laughing at me is that wrong i don't notice your man hesitation you should have listened to that voice it's it's a it's a oh well [Music] [Applause] memorizing what a king and queen's resignation is is not a sign of intelligence okay you know what is a side of intelligence being able to get the exact perfect fucking frame but when somebody swings an axe at you when to move out of the way so you don't get hit by it that's real intelligence that's that's intelligence which i've got a lot of which of these music lynch is normally played by blowing air through it trombone c is the right answer i would stake my life on it she was trivial um yeah okay like okay like the brain surgeon that's doing brain surgery uh doctor what's the thing that uh when a king and queen uh end up uh uh stepping down what's that called i i don't fucking care well it doesn't matter in days gone by which of these might have you found under the bed chamber you pulled it off with that if i'm not the star of the family when i go here's a new question for you of which city was rudolph giuliani the mayor that's in new york be for me that is correct it's baby race [Applause] what president was assassinated in the ford theater um abraham lincoln let's go with a yes you are right one more right answer your new question is ready 2008 top 10 single for rihanna was titled don't stop the boogie don't stop the rhythm don't stop the beat or don't stop the music don't stop the music don't stop the music it's don't stop the music it's d i think i i'm choosing d you reach that controls the money [Applause] new question coming up good luck to you what was the nickname of general schwarzkopf u.s commander in the gulf war but well i don't know shooting newton shouten schumann stormin norman or screamin steven these all sound like nicknames twitch chat is going to give me when i'm doing something oh he's screaming steven oh shout and shuman i don't know okay audience fingers on your keypad like if i yelled for a prolonged period somebody in chat would call me screaming steven stormin norman okay i would say d obviously is that your final oh i'm wearing a prosthetic nose that one's hitting me hard right now that's like hitting me right now forgot about that the game is off to a good start but you shouldn't stop there here is a new question shakespeare's king lear is the father of reagan cordelia and who shakespeare's king lear who would know shakespeare sister i think sister or maybe no maybe not or no i'm gonna say sister good evening what what happened i pressed what i pressed the raw i pressed it what does that didn't even say anything i hung up on her d okay gone grill it's d i think well actually i'm sure of it you had to make it nice all right you got it that just goes to show that my memory is still in good shape your memory's terrible because we just called somebody and that person gave us the answer so that's not that's not what are you talking about now that you've released the pressure here's a new question which u.s state is nicknamed the volunteer state vermont new hampshire tennessee wyoming it's not new hampshire and it's not tennessee give me a new question i don't want this let's switch the question right now [Music] i don't know concentrate here's a new question for you which of these is the name for the catkins of the hazel tree i don't know a new dark souls area dlc for elden ring uh catkins of the hazel tree what i don't fucking know a sheep's ears see no doubt about it and a lamb's tail hesitation oh of course listen to that voice of course it's a lamb's tail oh well didn't see that coming all right one more one more and then i'm moving on to wheel of fortune the last one one more i promise is it [Music] wheel of fortune nobody wins a million no i could google all these answers too [Applause] by what name is golfer eldrick woods better known a you really know your answers all right you can take off emote only that just goes to show that my memory is still in good shape so let's move on to a whole new question in motor racing what does a checkered flag signal [Applause] okay here we go i think we all agree that we can move on to this new question which of these is a style of bricklaying english bond welsh union scottish fuse well now i mean these don't english bond scottish fuse irish yeah these okay these all to me i'm gonna say scottish views all these to me sound like when you when you go to the weed store most important question and they name all their joints and their weeds different weird things um that's my final answer i don't know i don't know anything about bricklaying guys one more i have to get past a thousand one more time [Music] play on easy no i that it's fucking i don't know [Applause] all the naysayers right now i want you to check out how good i do at the next one i want you to see how good i am at family feud and other ones [Music] [Applause] wait trust yourself and your acquaintances for this new question which of these is the name of a u.s state south georgia i wonder yeah right okay see i know you are awake that's what we were looking for that's right oh what a relief good luck to you for this new question in which of these gambling games is a small ball typically a vital piece of equipment poker craps blackjack roulette a roulette come on pablo think yeah it's d i think this is easy mode up until a thousand dollars it is you know of course okay now this new question shouldn't give you a hard time cookie monster is a regular part of which children's tv show teletubbies sesame street daniel tiger's neighborhood or adventure time magic cookie monster was on adventure time well i'm gonna try b is adventure time a children's tv show yes yes absolutely see experience complete this proverb love my love me love my cat love me love my cat love me love my work love me love my dog love me love my heart i don't know love me love my cat i have no idea guys love me love my heart that makes the most sense but why would i don't know though it's impossible i don't know it could be any one of these big one here pick up those keypads and enter your votes now love me love my dog c is the right answer i would stake my life on it i would have said heart or work or something or maybe i would have said probably cat [Music] love me love my dog i guess are you ready for this new question the capital of the state of washington shares its name with which ancient site what is washington's capital it's um what is washington's capital washington state shit what is washington's capital i know this what is the state of washington's capital city anchorage alaska washington state it's not seattle we are never better served than by our friends you choose to call one and we will have them on the phone right now was it loud that was loud well i told you we did a test of audio we did an audio test screen screaming stephen at it again we did a scream test didn't we and that was bad okay i'm gonna call who would know this i think theo would know this screaming evening you're live on who wants to be a millionaire oh good evening how are you very good i'm in good company but now we need your help well especially me in this instance listen up theo because i'm really drawing a blank here well that's great since i know the answer olympia is it olympus washington no i tried to click it fast you had to make a choice is that your final answer no it's not that's mine no [Music] i had zero seconds left on the clock i had to go fast and i went it was already there one more i that one doesn't fucking count dude like seriously like this is bulge this is actually bullshit i there was zero seconds on the clock you understand i had to freak out i'm not playing on easy last one i promise then we're gonna move to family feud or whatever it is dumbass andy you're so bad at this trivia is not my thing okay trivia is not my thing what was the name came to a group of newborn kittens it's a litter rubbish a garbage of kittens i have no doubt you got it right well done here's a new question for you which words follow tug life and row to give three other terms what does that mean what like tugboat lifeboat rowboat dog boat dog life dog row dog tug dog life dog boat jump tug boat i got it i got it i got it okay c shed boat shed life shed rope road tug road life oh what a relief are you ready he's got to be faking this no i'm just fucking i'm just like fucking i don't know i can't even what is the square root of 625 i actually have no fucking idea i actually don't know i don't know the square root of 625 i have no idea i don't know what that means i just know that the power of two is over it i don't know i look to chat this game sucks i didn't press that i did not press that i don't want that to be final answer thank you really know your answer okay our team of editors offers you which of these is the act or ceremony of crowning a monarch oh it's called an appendix it's a coronation is the right answer i would stake my life on it well done good luck to you for this new question when nationality was the author of the novel the three musketeers this is so specific though i don't know anything about the three musketeers besides it's my favorite candy i don't know anything else about it swiss i'm going to say either swiss or spanish no it's it's spanish it's spanish it's spanish it is it's oh well great what a failure and a education [Music] yeah book spots oh no i'm not book smart oh no i'm not book smart what do i do what did i do about this [Applause] [Music] [Applause] give me liberty or give me a high five the house is the witch's house was made out of gingerbread c is the right answer i would stake my life on it you make it come on pablo the seat of the us government is in which city find the right answer let's go with a oh which of these works describes an egg which has gone bad adult paddled rattled saddled adult and i don't know but i would just say it's a rotten fucking egg why would you ever say anything else it's a rotten egg it's a rotten egg it's gone bad the egg has gone bad just say the egg has gone bad worth a good prize take a good look at it now that egg is addled just say the egg's bad i'm going to bag's bed you've got it right well done our team of editors offers you the word question qpi relates to which type of children's toy well now um i i mean i just cheated i don't care i'm gonna say a correct answer you've reached the threshold [Applause] i won't cheat for this one i promise it's time to move on to a new question the third novel in a trilogy by e.l james is called fifty shades of gray fifty shades dirtier fifty shades naughtier fifty shades feared fifty shades freed this was a trilogy 50 shades it was a trilogy 50 shades dirtier i'm going to say probably like 50 shades naughtier because that's 50 shades dirtier would sound weird 50 shades naughtier i i didn't know this was a trilogy oh wow 50 shades freed nice job respect for playing the game it was really fun playing with you great player why do so many you guys know that you're never gonna make it past a thousand i made it past a thousand an hour ago all right this is actually the last one no fucking help turn the chat off i don't care i'm going to try as hard as i can i'm going to go deep into the fucking brain here and i'm going to get every answer most of them correct actual final one don't care i'm not looking over here emote only make it emotionally i'm just focusing i'm going i'm gonna get i'm gonna try as hard as i can i'm gonna pretend like no one else is here [Music] [Applause] fifty shades freed let's go for a whole new question action film that's cliffhanger i would say b i have no doubt it's not a book and it's an old movie i know the answer you got it [Applause] poker what name is given to a hand question 10 jack queen king ace the same suit it's a royal flush i would say d obviously you really know your answers i'm not looking over here just ghost and let's go for a whole new question in the fairytale which trio built houses of straw sticks and bricks that would be the three not the three billy goats the three the little pigs c is the right answer i would stake my life on it of course this new question shouldn't give you a hard time where did the wright brothers make their first powered flight kitty moth kitty cove kitty hawk kitty cat god dick kitty cove all the rest of these sound weird kitty cove not kitty cat not kitty hawk it's kitty cove well i'm gonna try b i noticed i fucking hate this i'm i don't know fucking trivia who cares does it really matter does that actually matter that i don't know you know what would probably help instead of auto playing asmr eating videos and log cutting videos maybe i should just keep auto play on like fucking american history and like european history and shit that's probably the problem is maybe i should have like documentaries playing rather than like people eating snacks loud playing in my head all night actually last one i promise everybody i actually promise it's the fine no matter what happens i'd have to get past fucking a thousand bucks come on i just keep second guessing myself i swear to god this is it [Applause] yeah yeah this is embarrassing for me this is embarrassing you know i would i'd rather i'd rather be naked on stream than do this because i i i would rather be naked on camera figure this is look at how embarrassing this is like i i i i'm sitting here doing trivia like questions in front of you guys this is hard this is like kind of embarrassing and hard for me okay which of these is a process that might result in the removal it's impeachment well i'm gonna try b yes you are right that just goes to show that my okay this is the last one ready what was the nickname of the american showman william frederick cody bumblebee brian no it's isn't that what wait no that's not right that's right yeah okay let's go for this new eliminatory question which is which of these is traditionally baked in america apple pie shoe fly pie that's the right answer i would split my life on it be gone bug cake it's time to excluding jokers how many playing cards are there in each suite of a standard pack beside duck exclude the joker how many there is uh there's four of each suit four eight twelve four eight twelve sixteen wait i'm i'm i'm misreading the question what four well i know i'm four they're twelve no four eight twelve sixteen how many suits are there twelve no i i'm reading the question fucking wrong i i'm reading the question wrong i've read the i've read the question wrong i'm reading the question so much pressure into this fucking bullshit too much in my head there are four cards of each suit there's four uh it's 16 what i'm reading the question wrong what the fuck were they asking me [Music] there's a jack of i gotta get this fucking music out of my head all right i guarantee i'm gonna get these questions right guaranteed turn the music off and i'll get it right no more fucking loud musical sound effects i could i can concentrate now [Applause] i thought it was asking me how many suits watch this watch this without like blasting shit in my ears here we go which of these is the name of a mountain [Applause] b for me easy that's the it's k2 according to the title of a strauss waltz what color is the danube screen i'm going to pick a [Music] but what the fuck is that what that's not even general knowledge this is not general that's very specific fucking knowledge that's very specific [Music] fucking trivia who gives a shit watch hey watch me and wheel of fortune yeah i see it will afford we are things that we're good at and like i don't fucking care about trivia questions [Applause] which of these is a large choice steak cut from the sirloin of beef uh the t-bond d i think well actually i'm sure of it of course here's a new question which of these chemical elements is not a metal tin copper helium getting this wrong would i would be concerned i haven't spent i would say d obviously [Applause] where's the name for the hard skin at the base of the fingernail the uh the cuticle it's an evil instinct i'm choosing d you had to make it you made it there's so many things you know there's so many things to know there are a million things to know what day is celebrated each year in the u.s on june 14th so it's flag day see this new question shouldn't give you a hard time which u.s city is known as the big easy that would be i think this new orleans a big easy that's new orleans that's new orleans i would say b i have no doubt we're good which ivy league university is located in providence rhode island uh brown no yale is connecticut shit it's brown it has to yeah yellow is connecticut colombia is brown's in providence well i'm gonna try bee you pulled it off see i know shit i just don't know specific other shit are you ready to face the traps of this what's shakespeare good luck to you what shape is the room in the white house used as the american president's private office that's the oval office see i know things look i just don't know other every other thing [Applause] [Music] if you dislocated a metacarpal which part of your body would be the most affected your hand metacarpal would be like up here that's your hand weight but that no that's that's hand that but could it be elbow i think it's hand yes that that makes the most logical sense to me i don't need to use the lifeline for that it has to be sure yeah absolutely look at this and without music and without sounds in my ear i can do this let's go [Music] this new question is now waiting for you to be answered with flying colors how many letters are there in a tetragrammaton okay a tetragrammaton come on pablo think you have to find the right i don't know it's now up to the audience to choose what they think is the right answer good luck four or forty i mean tetr tetra sounds like four but like gramaton sounds like a lot like a tetragrammaton that sounds like a big number but i'm gonna go with the audience obviously i can get behind all right come on i hope you have recovered from your emotions because here is your new question the name of which of these colors means sea water aquamarine or turquoise aquamarine aquamarine these are to me these are the same color in my head it's aquamarine turquoise is a little more blue aquamarine is more green but turquoise is sea water turquoise is kind is blue aquamarine is kind of green i think it's turquoise i'm going with turquoise i'm going with turquoise i'm going with turquoise i'm gonna click on turquoise right now and then three two one it's aquamarine for me thirty two thousand here's a new question 32 000 won't worry you a regulation american golf ball usually has how many dimples no one would know this unless you cared deeply about golf i don't know okay i haven't spent this many years this is such a stupid question this is not even a general knowledge question this is such a specific dumb question it's probably 136 or 230 i don't know 3 and 400 seem way too high i don't know i'm calling somebody i'm gonna call a friend somebody that plays golf who would play golf maybe me this guy plays golf this character plays golf with theo know this i need to hear what he says good evening you're live on who wants to be a millionaire oh good evening how are you very good i'm in good company but now we need your help well especially me in this instance listen up theo because i'm really drawing a blank here well that's great since i know the answer it's c we finally made it to like 64 000. just goes to show that my memory i got two life lines good shake let's fucking go i'm ready we gotta see at least two hundred thousand are you ready to face the traps of this next question good luck to you what type of creature was sam the official mascot of the 1984 los angeles olympics the eagle sam the eagle sam the alligator i think it's sam the eagle it's sam the eagle it is it is i i i am 90 positive of this or alligator uh okay let's take away two oh shit okay is it a sam the bear or sam it's sam the eagle it's sam the eagle oh i get more time if i do that sam the eagle sam the eagle sam the eagle it is [Music] of the family i have one more life [Music] now let's go to the next question if you don't mind what is the name of the evil money lender in charles dickens bleak house i i would never know this i need a new question i need a new question i wouldn't you use the switch it's a tough choice good luck why can't it give me something really dumbly specific that i know [Music] will you be able to answer this new question as well in german mythology what is a naibalung a dwarf a giant a god is a dwarf i would say giant is it a giant i would i would click giant if it was gonna be giant i'm doing giant i think fuck it whatever i think it's johnny obviously i was a dwarf i had it right this is not the right answer sorry well well the old geezer messed up again that was for 220 250 000 i had it right all right i'm moving on i'm playing a different game trivia whatever i don't care about trivia who cares i don't care about oh no i don't know trivia questions who cares okay uh will the fortune of family feud let's do wheel of fortune first that sounds better can one of the mods uh switch to uh wheel of fortune and you can take it off emote only mode they can't give me answers for this anyways i don't think this is an ubisoft game interesting okay so how do i wheel of fortune coming up oh you need to pee what is it doing what the fuck just happened why can't i it's 20 fps it's america's game there he is sam the eagle [Applause] i i know how to play wheel of fortune okay so i don't want to play online with people they're gonna make me look like shit one controller classic i need to let me get this in the swing of things first i i need to get into the swing of things first because what if i what if i get this so fucking wrong i'll do all i'll do online in a minute why won't you lock every hairstyle every single hairstyle is locked except for the default one [Music] look there's only one pair of pants okay i think that works let me just familiarize myself with the game i need to familiarize myself with the with the game there's only two choices it's america's game [Applause] and gentlemen here are the stars of america's game hello everyone how are you good five fps many people here i hope you're all well it's very bright this is a very bright game [Applause] how are you doing today well i'll take that as a great i'm sure you're ready to get started it says here well it's the new free-to-play avatar silent titles thank you for joining us today you're out yet ready for the trailer the category on this one is yeah this is a switch food and drink okay so wheel of fortune is you have to salad schlops slop sea scallops number one sea scallops fried sea scallops sea scallops sea scallops seared seared sea scallops got it you know why i don't want to play online because we're going to queue up with people that are watching the stream and you're going to sit there for 45 seconds and make me sit there and watch the whole thing that's why someone's going to be a troll and just run the fucking clock out every single fucking time get ready all right let's go the category on this one is what are you doing what are you doing renting a jet ski reading a reading a trivia guide go ahead reading and reading why these other people not doing anything reading a trivia guide reading h reading a true trivia guide is a fucking encyclopedia man reading a trivia guide it's a travel guide you fucking moron reading a travel guide they're all just standing here i got three grand well i think it's time to take our places the contestants are ready to start i think it's time to start this round the category is looks like somebody else is doing his arms doesn't look like somebody's doing like the funny joke when somebody puts their arms behind their back and then another person puts their arms through and does their motions what do i do oh spin free play let's go it's a free play you have a free play so take another spin what okay uh let's look for are there any t's we have one team so that's not a the that's a fair okay let's get another spin here no bankrupt okay go fucking shut up it's why does that even exist i don't understand why that exists what's the point of that existing get the fuck out of here ouch the bankrupt wedge is always a painful one you didn't have any money that doesn't matter your turn good what is happening right now okay 900. we have one gee so what is this what are you doing what are you doing standing incredible you landed on the one million million no we don't seem to have any of those oh shit you just lost a million bucks wow that why would you get some what oh no we'll have to move on to the next contestant [Laughter] you want a million dollars [Music] how do we ever beat that you want a million dollars i would be a little bit more excited 600 no we don't seem to have any so let me get this straight that lady won a million dollars no matter what you don't even have to win the game 500 no she has to win not a single one on the board i'm sorry all right what are you doing sliding i don't know [Music] 900 all right i'm gonna say okay climbing a big tower i'm sorry there are none on the board climbing a sliding dude what the fuck it's either a million dollars or bankrupt every time but it looks like we need to take that one million dollars back oh shit that feels so awful oh that would that's so terrible that feels so terrible 600 a million bankrupt a million bankruptcy any of those oh my god i feel bad don't even do that all right 6.50 okay flying a it's got it has to be flying right flying unfortunately what is this playing 700 wow not a single one i'm sorry you've certainly got the money no we don't seem to have anything why would you say cute playing a big trumpet i don't know playing [Music] playing a big concert 500 okay playing [Music] what are they all vowels p-l-a-y i'm sorry there are none on the board what they're all vowels planning a big wedding 600 will we get any help on this did what you just do out of luck if you'd like to buy a vowel we have one planning a big a big invitation [Music] what are you doing i'm just planning a vacation planning a big adventure planning a new adventure what what are you talking about that's the most vague bullshit i've ever heard in my life planning a new adventure that's you know what do you what does that mean though what are you doing that's not a thing you're doing 700 we have one w i guess you'll be paying for dinner tonight get bankrupt please hit bankrupt bankrupt bankrupt motherfucker you're gonna land on bankrupt planning a new adventure i'm sorry there are none on the board what are you doing solve it right now if you think you know the answer please go ahead [Music] [Music] [Applause] wow that is incredible how did you come up with that i've landed on bankrupt three times as much as i enjoy standing here i'm ready to get the show why do they still have zero go ahead and start the round the category is show biz why do they still have zero each contestant number two go ahead and take them first what's happening why they have zero dollars prize you're going on a cruise ship do we have any of those no you're not no i'm sorry okay show biz 600 yes [Music] well that is a healthy amount to add to your winnings tonight [Music] almost there 800. oc rocking rocking out rocking a get out of here rocking rocking the [Applause] new you took a chance now okay rocking out i'm gonna say rocking out or rocking the can somebody else fucking play can we get a turn no we don't seem to have any of those okay i'm gonna say let's try it let's try r [Music] 650 okay rock rocking yes we have some r okay rocking the [Music] roof rocking the [Music] rue rocking the rocking rum rocking [Applause] rocking them got it rocking the red carpet contestant number one go ahead i didn't read that in chat no no no no no how do i delete what wait what yeah rocking the roo what do i scooby doo uh rocky uh rocking the red carpet i win [Applause] i am speechless did you just pull that out of thin air it's time for the prize round the winner will be getting a special prize on top of the cash the category is show big contest why don't you go ahead and take the first spin it's too close well i'm the only person that has any money this is weird will we get any help on this literally cheating put it in anymore [Music] that was a super spin thirty five hundred bucks uh let's go with um i need we have one because there are hyphens here i guess you'll be paying for dinner tonight don't forget you have that wild card what does the wild card do no what does it do that's a free play [Music] yes yes we have some s's okay something something s great job that's quite a bit of cash just a quick reminder i'd like to buy a vowel please certainly i like to buy e yes we have some e's a lot of e's um [Music] i'll buy another vowel please that's it um showbiz i don't know [Music] let's use it i don't even know it does what does this do h yes we have some h's the something that's seashells all right showbiz something something to the shed i don't i don't know [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] uh [Music] behind the scenes [Music] oh no behind the scenes documentary oh shit this is bad behind the scenes behind the scenes showcase behind the scenes documentary behind the scenes dialogue behind the scenes credits behind the scenes behind the scenes camera behind the scenes commentary behind the scenes behind the scenes show behind the scenes behind the scenes [Music] behind the scenes outtakes [Music] out behind the scenes outtake it's an outtake right behind the scenes outtake [Music] oops behind the scenes seconds remaining behind the scenes out of behind the scenes uh i don't know guys i don't fucking have any idea behind the scenes what land on bankruptcy fucking idiot behind the scenes i am very sorry what else it would be try to keep positive thoughts now no don't solve it yeah let me solve it behind the scenes lose another term yeah oh behind the scenes i'm a fucking millionaire why did i do that but what if there was an eye down there okay i'm gonna buy another vowel i'd like to buy oh please okay oh behind the scenes what is that behind the scenes who's take what even fucking letters do i have behind the scenes looks like [Music] woot [Music] what in the name of fucking god is this i'm gonna freak out behind the scenes [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] is one lucky winner will be coming with us it's seven holy shit hundred and twenty dollars i'm going to europe thousand dollar toss-up round the category is frays [Music] for gone for good for food for thought food for thought got it i need to turn the difficulty up category is food and drink food and drink okay scallops scallop potatoes scallop potatoes wait he just spun it what if he lands on bankrupt unfortunately that's not what we need unfortunately there are none on the board this person just keeps doing q q is in 11 words in the dictionary q is in like maybe 15 fucking total words in the dictionary why do you keep saying q i we have one contestant number one would you like to solve b no no no no what no i don't want to solve why would i solve i'm not ready to do that i'm sorry there are none on the board okay yes we have some elves l this is food and drinks contestant number three would you like to solve you're gonna solve it no okay um a yes we have some a's ale [Music] contestant number one would you like to solve no no we don't seem to have will we get any help on this see it seems we're out of luck uh any r's we have one r good job keep that going intestine number one your chance to solve i don't know we yes we have some s's s sliders meatball sliders tonight ball sliders don't get it it's mine contestant number three your chance to salt meatball sliders don't get it yes we have some i wanna i wanna meatball sliders contestant number one your chance to solve who eats a meatball meatball slider [Music] [Applause] wow that is incredible how did you come up with that because it was one of the only things i could possibly do 27 000 versus wow i i get a bonus round i need to start the bonus round how do you do this get over there is p good please follow me over here what is that things oh great things know the letters r s t l m e let's see what kind of help you can get could we have three consonants and a vowel please um jingle bells jingle bells let's go h i don't know m bell b and give me an i'll give you a a wow you made that look easy [Applause] only a limited time so good luck and where's the fuck with my with my other fucking answer was my stuff with my shit peel pie um feel [Music] pearls pearls diamond pearls die something pearls something pearl p e r a something diamond pearls i pass well you got the most window decals but i think you should still be happy with that whatever it's fine [Applause] [Music] oh i unlocked new hair and shoes new clothes [Music] i just i keep leveling up did i win by so much money that [Music] okay i want to go back [Music] customization nice okay okay i have to pee i haven't peed in three hours wait what about show you the set all right should i try so i see if i can play somebody online nice redditor college professor all right let me go pee i'll be right back let me peep i don't know i'm gonna have to pee like once i'm right back me do so somebody said when is he going to learn how to spell huh spell what do you mean hmm how does how do you think pearls is spelled i'm on the i'm up against the clock all right let's go [Music] [Music] oops [Music] i don't think anybody plays this game guys i don't know if we're gonna be able to find anybody i don't know if anyone plays this [Music] wait for me i i don't know if it's gonna work you're gonna get sniped i don't i mean i don't think people care that much to buy this and snipe me in this game [Music] people are probably buying it right now well we'll do another we'll do another one versus the ai okay uh we'll go ahead and do another one versus the ai [Music] can i make it harder just wait you're the first person to play this since 2008 this game came out like probably a year ago how do i do it on hard is there like a settings i can do okay options settings no of course not i think it's just the ai is going to lose every game you have to pick a mode oh it's difficulty after classic controller now what customization i don't where is it oh all right let's go there's a bunch of snipers that just got the game [Applause] ladies and gentlemen hi let's go thank you for joining us today your outfit looks quite interesting you must have visited the customization menu it says here well it doesn't how are you doing today this is our 1 000 i know how to play now all right it's not hard thing analytics analysis you don't know this dance f effort and uh analysis wait what do you mean effort contested number two what go ahead and solve expert analysis oh my god seared c skeleton let's start a toss-up round for 2 000 the category is food and drink seriously scallops [Music] savory uh turkey turkey turkey turkey gravy turkey turkey beak turkey beaks turkey beak turkey beaks what is it are you ready to solve for contestant number three turkey turkey turkey who's eating turkey beets the contestants are ready i think it's time to start this round the category is i forgot it was food and drink i thought whatever i've tested number three i didn't know what it was uh what the hell is that word what that word is huge that's a that's a word look how big that one five hundred is look at how long what is this word on the board oh what the fuck that's a word ouch bankrupt is always a painful one [Music] thoughts now a t good job is this like a math thing tonight sure you can buy a vowel yes we have some it's going to be like a what was the thing the the tetragon the the tetrad homicon the tetra backgammon what was it called it was like a tetragomacon it's gonna be like a math thing wild card the tetragon yes we have some s's there's a phrase sheep sleep what no we don't seem to what is any of those [Music] this game is fucking dumb it's just that this is not impossible bankruptcy gets this is almost logically not possible to hit that i've hit it five times six times it's just i don't think it's possible to do that 500 yes we have some l's not bad you've got quite a bit of money now if you'd like to buy a valve unfortunately there are no no no all right it's sorry i'm sorry there are none on the board [Music] it sounds like you're ready to solve go ahead simply irresp is it tubble or to there is this typical is it irresistible irresistible no it's not it's irresistable temple irresistible i got it cheater guess what you want me to play online you want you guys saying everybody's cheating when i play online with the the like 50 of you that bought this game 10 minutes ago i'm smiling you're in the chat no you're okay you're just gonna fucking get it right this round started the category is you're just gonna be sitting reading chat and get it right every time online's not gonna work number one you're up first so take a spin put it on emote only oh that's a good idea all right around the house give me that vacation all right six how do you get half of a car half of a car where do you get the other 50 of the car what okay let's go with b we have one b okay around the house boom [Music] what are you doing okay like around the house you are doing chores or something chores around the house hanging out in the house building i n b-u-i-l-d-i-n-g building bringing yes we have some r's are you interested in taking a gamble on the mystery wedge flip it let's go is that even possible to be on the back of that is that actually possible to be on the back of that i feel like that's not supposed to be there bart [Music] for [Music] very totally beautiful [Music] beautiful flooring beautiful hardwood flooring beautiful hardwood flooring i got it oh see you later wow i'm very sorry beautiful hardwood flooring try to keep positive thoughts now beautiful hardwood floor i got it if i play online by the way i have to shut up i can't say all these things out loud 600 beautiful hardwood floors sorry there are none i'd like to solve it please actually no let's get some money [Music] yes some apps beautiful hardwood floor that's quite a bit of cash in your pocket now all right i'm gonna do this one more time because i'm terrified of actually hitting back because i keep i'm glued to it all right good 600 we have one eight well that is very good one more last one yes we have beautiful hardwood flooring okay i'd like to solve it now it sounds like you're ready to solve go ahead [Music] beautiful hardwood floors thank you i'll take it [Applause] wow that is incredible did you come up with that we have a prize round now the winner of this round will also be getting a free prize all ready the category is a free prize contestant number two you're up first so take a spin 6.50 we have one team that's a lot of money you won there this is a person [Music] express a thousand what's happening 900 all right personally um well that is [Music] news newscaster oh that's a person that has a job more of a that's not a person that's a job maybe i should stick with you but you might want to brush up on your french oh my god france is where you're going bonjour will be i lost take a stroll down it's time for a toss-up round for three thousand dollars four or five [Music] what a day god damn it what the fuck dude let's go ahead and start the round the category is living thing [Music] what's that what's that mean here goes one last speed living thing yes we have some aids [Music] anaconda american i don't want to give it away but i don't know i'm not giving it away yet though yes we have some ease okay it's american [Music] it's going to be some kind of number two would you like to saw we have one american water american water buffalo it's american water buffalo number three american water buffalo american water i don't know american water american water i don't know american water snake contestant number one would you like to solve american water crane no american water fuck i i don't know american water we have one i need another letter here you'll be heading home a winner tonight contestant number two would you like to solve american water spaniel [Music] [Applause] a water spaniel what is that to be honest i wasn't sure how you were gonna solve it that's what people tag their dog as when the dog is in the pool or something oh look uh we got an american water spaniel that's what that's what a real fucking animal started with the bonus round american water spaniel over here she's not going to get it we'll throw rst event maybe it's the german dog i'm gonna ask you i was pretty sure you were gonna get that one [Applause] just a few moments to solve so birthday party oh come on that's fucking easy that's actually easy wow you won the bonus round and the prize is well i think you'll be happy with this one actually easy [Applause] all right are the screen snipers ready stream snipers you ready oops i have a feeling you are i'm not gonna tell the stream snipers when i'm gonna do it you know what i mean isn't that a good idea here we go i'm turning the sound off you guys ready stream snipers good luck i'm not gonna tell you when i press it it's me and joe too of the oh wait only one of you is playing this hold on me joe too i fucked up my camera hold on okay me jotu and moo moo you guys ready what is it in the kitchen salad salad bowl of wooden salad ball wouldn't say wow i'm better than them i'm sorry i just screamed that was so loud i'm sorry wooden is it wooden or wooden is it wooden or wooden wooden or wooden wooden or wood and wood and or wooden wooden waden it's wooden wooden wooden i said well dan or what's that which one is it i think it's wooden wooden is it a wooden salad bowl yep all right get it emote only i don't want them to see hurry quick on the map um oh nice job nice job nice work you did it okay event so let me spin why can't i spin i can't do anything bob whatever your name is i can't do anything is this me oh we we're all the same character we're literally the same character what was it the game is muted [Music] but they were the same fucking character thank god i'm bankrupt all right don't say anything i don't want to know we have one f it's an event are we going to hit it 800. [Music] unfortunately there are no s's i'm sorry you're gonna be shitting me come on let's go 700 yes we have some r okay all right all right okay this is an event something something don't say it out loud 700 yes we have some end that's a fair bit of cash you think you're going too fast it's a free play you have a free play so take another spin if you'd like to we have one egg [Music] um no you don't get vacation you think you're getting a vacation surprise i don't know oh we have one team [Music] hold on tight to that [Music] we have one hell you know [Music] [Applause] yes we have some olds [Music] [Music] i think i know the answer [Music] wow i think i know the answer we have one i guess [Music] it's um i mean we can't we're just going to sit here watch it contestant number three go ahead [Music] read i'm gonna say what do you think what get it wrong [Music] wait did you just pass it all right my turn it's not even my fucking turn contestant number one go ahead and solve for you you passed it to the other person so they could get points and not me this is wow that is incredible wait hold on wait did you think you were passing it to me i know that's kind of confusing it's all ready to start the same characters well let's get to our places shall we i'm so confused what happened contestant number two why don't you go ahead and take this all right this is an event all right let's get some let's get some money on the board huh wow not us there's no fucking one on the board i'm sorry [Music] [Music] you tried to drag the timeout but you just got screwed over told you people were going to do that i told you 600. all right joe what do you got one s not bad you've got quite a bit of try to wait till the last the last possible second 700 yes we have some r okay our event event event good job what is be careful don't flip that over i would just take the thousand be careful you don't want to flip it if you flip it it's gonna be bankruptcy [Music] don't do it b don't do it careful oh i told you i tried to tell you i'm sorry i tried to tell you i tried to warn you now [Music] this is not wheel of fortune music this is monopoly music 650. okay there's got to be a c will we get any help on this what the it seems we're out of luck how is there not a c that seems impossible yes [Music] the game out [Music] [Music] 500. all right i i i can't i there's no word i could think of l [Music] it's too completely non-descript this is close oh unfortunately then okay bankrupt oh come on let's go oh and you didn't land on the car didn't land on the car we have one m [Applause] that's a fair bit of cash i don't know i don't think anybody is going to get this for a while 650. unfortunately there are none on the board okay so it's got to be an f somewhere then right give me some money [Music] don't do it all right i got a free play i got it for this is huge this is massive you aren't out of it yet okay i would like to buy a vowel for free if you'd like to buy a vowel i want oh don't say it international space station i don't know 700 [Music] do we have any of those what is the first letter [Music] get out of there well it looks like you won't be winning the one million dollars the one million's gone to go home with a lot of cash [Music] what does this start with this is an event i have no idea it could be it could be anything it could be actually literally anything ouch bankrupt is always a painful one bankrupt oh shit i'm in a good position then okay give me don't get me don't bankrupt me okay what the fuck is [Music] w this a w no we don't seem to have any of those [Music] what ernest [Music] [Music] bankruptcy again wow i'm very sorry just try to keep positive thoughts what is this fucking thing it's honestly i'm so confused nobody else knows it we have one g in [Music] if you think you know the answer please go ahead preliminary investigation what this is not an event that's a preliminary investigation is an event that's so vague we have a prize round now the winner of this round will also be getting a free prize are you all ready the category is person okay person let's go contestant number three you're up first so take a spin person don't land on bankrupt again that would be so sad we have one s great job that's quite a bit of cash in your pocket now wait keep moving 900 wasn't this a different person what happened to the other contestant what the fuck happened all that at once now who is when where is there is another contestant somewhere i'm so lost what happened ouch i'm so confused always a painful one [Music] [Music] when does that happen yes we have some teas okay this is a person not bad that's about as painful as bankruptcy gets contestant number two let's go go ahead and solve check this out [Music] contestant number i didn't want to do that [Music] oh i wasn't doing trusted psychic okay i was doing trusted physician 900. [Applause] about my psychic yes we have some ends [Applause] well that's a healthy amount to add to your winnings tonight well now they know it's trusted i was so confident it was trusted position [Music] congratulations trusted magician who else do you trust that's a person lawyer physician trusted lawyer flip it back up flip it bankrupt flip it bankrupt what's going on unfortunately it looks like you won't be going home with that today what just happened why did why what happened why bankrupt all right with the free play you've got a second chance at this if you'd like to buy a vowel you've got the cash somebody that you trust i trust a no it's not and no no that's not what this is no way 600 [Music] unfortunately there are none on the board i'm sorry trusted i don't know 600 trusted [Music] unfortunately that's not what we need you got the car [Music] you got the other half of the car holy shit we have one seat i know you must be excited to go hop in that car and drive but trusted coupon 550 we have one m that's a lot of money you won there ahead solve it i know you might solve it you know solve it are you ready to solve contestant number three trusted companion [Music] [Applause] i live a thousand dollars this such bullshit will be in france everybody goes except why isn't it another toss-up round for three thousand [Music] it as i i i isolated um isolated islands all right i'm back in the game get this round started back in the game category is what are you doing not this shit again i'll give the wheel one last speed so what if it's lose a turn does he just like slap himself in the face yes we have some e's [Music] contestant number two okay no i cannot solve please this is a what are you doing yes we have some t's okay very clearly we know what that is something the great job that's quite a bit of cash contestant number three your chance to solve i i know it we have one page that's a lot of money you won there contestant number one would you like to solve do you know you don't know right [Music] do you actually know betting the betting the what do you actually know i don't think you actually know betting the what okay we're good i was just trying to freak the other contestants out so they thought i knew it what the fuck is this betting the goo betting the what the what word is this betting the the giggle betting the giggles [Music] [Applause] have you ever heard a human say that out loud to be honest i wasn't sure how you were going to solve them i've never heard a human say that before oh i'm gonna be betting the giggles our lucky contestant well good luck let's see what you have see how you do oh comma what's that mean please follow me over here phrase we can give you the letters r-s-t-l-n this is a phrase come on let's get it so let's see what shows up would you please choose three consonants come on and you can do it i was pretty sure you were gonna get that one okay uh [Applause] trash i hope you're ready because we only have a few moments to solve traff rammer trap romer what's a phrase cash i know it oh crash crash something crash racing crash trash crash 10 seconds remaining crap clash clash oh you didn't get the bonus round but you still came in first with the wash rumors [Applause] all right i'll do i'll do this one one more time then i'm going to move on to family food nice job guys thanks plan same deal i'm not going to tell you when i'm clicking it you'll never know it was getting the giggles not betting the giggles wait what i was getting it wasn't bedding i thought it was betting betting the giggles it was getting the giggles okay i i actually did not fucking know all right here we go i think i just jumped into somebody else's game did i just i'm in somebody else's game have you guys been playing with each other this whole time i'm in another person's game round one okay i just jumped into another game okay well it's there's an ai here i only had two seconds i got it i got it [Music] i'll buy a vowel sure you can buy them i'm looking for is there an a place the stream sniper [Music] i'd like to spin please give me the cruise ship all right i'm gonna this is on the map this is um any ds all right you realize that these are little kids no they are not because you want to know why they're not little kids because i tried to find a game an hour ago and nobody was playing there was not a single person playing the game uh i waited 15 minutes for all of you to download it and now if you'd like to buy about no we don't seem to have any of those i tried to play this online like an hour ago and then i waited for all of you to download the game you realize that we're little kids no you're not i have i got demographics i've got demographics yes we have some tea okay something a little bit about f up [Music] that death 650 yes we have some s's oh 2500 nice wow nice job nice job you did a good job there stop any of those no i'm sorry i don't know up how could it be an x what is this again this is is this 650 is on the map yes we have some sixth sith that's a lot of money [Music] i know contestant number one it's your chance i know what this is but i don't i don't know the first part i know the second part that's a good one good one wow that is incredible as much as i enjoy staying it's a mystery boss i jumped into somebody else's game this sucks i want to do my own game 600 okay food and drink unfortunately that's not what we need lobster mac and cheese ground pork brown burgers ground patties [Music] so i gotta stop talking they're gonna hear it 600. unfortunately [Music] it's a free play you have a free you're gonna do a concert you can buy a vowel for free okay food or drink he don't get bankrupt 900 yes we have some teas banana i guess you'll be paying for dinner keep moving oh shit jeez [Music] steam contestant number three go ahead and solve steam steak fajitas oh my god fucking damn it hey just wait till you wait do you see me in family feud the winner will be getting us what do you see me in family feud just wait contestant number two why don't you go ahead and take the first spin okay b will we get any help on this there's a b there's a b in everything fifteen thousand how am i ever gonna win this [Music] yes we have some teams i know you must be excited this is also food and drink right is it food and drink it is yeah oh all right that's good that's too bad that's a good thing for me this is close seven hundred okay food and drink something and peanut butter and jelly sandwich something and yes we have some risotto seared sauteed sauteed something yes we have some oh my god my chest all right here we go yes we have some bees okay all right all right i i you know what i know it i know it i know it i know it i know when i know what i know i know this i know what i know what i know what i know today i know it i know it don't solve it i know it [Music] get around get around get around get around to wrong one no don't get it right this is my chance to come back here we have one why fuck not bad you've got quite a bit of money now the exp you're gonna end up with a hundred thousand dollars [Music] salted and dry roasted peanuts i spelt it wrong isn't i [Music] for one second i think they may have been watching and they were like maybe i should stick with english no that's right you might want to brush up on your french because bonjour oh bonjour you're going to eat this delicious [Music] are you ready what contestant number one you don't know what this is organic or ganite organic organized yo i know this this person's gonna have 50 million dollars by the end of this organized pantry i am really surprised that nobody has just written down ball sack and hit enter and then left the game you guys are really really doing well i'm actually very surprised this is actually you guys are on your best behavior characters we have one r not bad you've got quite a bit of money now contestant number one your chance to solve that's zero dollars romeo yet nobody nobody wrote nobody paid 30 to buy this got into the game wrote ballsack quit and uninstalled it i am speechless did you just pull that out of thin air god damn it all right it's time to play family feud and now the winner will follow you can take it off of uh let's go over here now we need to see if they win phrase contestant we will give you the typical letters t l n and e is it donald duck all right what do you got you know the drill here we'll need three consonants p p c m now what are you gonna use for a vowel i was pretty sure you were gonna get that one i don't know time is short so get ready to solve maybe game home away from home this person legit is good yeah and you can add fifty thousand dollars thousand dollars what all right it's family food time that's fun let's do family food [Music] do more nah it's family few times one more i'll go back and do one more maybe after this we'll see it depends on how fun family feud is you're just gonna get rolled again can you do this one online am i gonna be able to connect no i'll try can you play family feud without a family i just in the god says solo i'm just doing it in the solo game man getting the giggles i know that was stupid of me but whatever it's fine don't worry this is loud uh can we change the family this is family feud 2021 it's whatever the one is on switch i have i played this one i don't think i've played this one i played almost every single family feud that's ever released i don't think i played this no no i refuse you gotta be fucking kidding me what if i i don't want i don't want an ubisoft account i don't want to fucking do an ube so it's like such a pain i don't it's too late it actually isn't too late i got away from it that's going to be the worst thing that they ever did why do they care that much let me i'm going off on a rant here why do they care that much to have this like annoying fucking locked up bullshit that you have to why do they care that much what is what what do you care that much for just to like is it for just for data just to collect data monetization you can do monetization in your game it's for data [Music] i hate that all right well let's let's let's do let's have i played this classic okay in the authentic family feud experience let me just let me get let me see how it goes i've never played this one before that's just literally what i wear every day i have to do anymore is that it happy's family okay i am they have a streamer mode i have to connect an ubisoft account connect re-login i just i just i refuse wait it's just me it actually is only me what is that [Music] what is this there has a cat i'm the star of the show lucky mccoy who the fuck is lucky mccoy we've got two families ready to feud it out for a load of cash okay in a team of one this is fucking sad here's who's standing in your way oh the cooper family why am i only one person our families will be battling it out to answer your surveys whoever scores the most points goes on to fast money for the chance to win a lot of cash in a brand new car it's funeral time let's do this okay why do i have no family here the person that asked the question can you play this can you play family feud without a family get things rolling the answer is yes i'm gonna need one person from each family to join all right let's go [Applause] that run was really weird i'm gonna need five answers to this question okay i'm gonna ask you a question and you need to buzz in first to answer if you can find one in the top slot you get to choose if your family plays the round or gives it a pass 100 people we ask them the following name something you buy that you hope you never have to use a toothbrush um i don't know i don't know what does that bite a um i don't know if a coffin a gun um um yeah i don't know a coffin a gun makes sense maybe good answer yes a coffin our survey says gun that's the number one answer are you gonna play or are you gonna pass i do that i go uh i'm gonna pass this because i don't know a big chance let's make them [Applause] have you got something for us what do you got something that you don't ever you don't want to use [Music] you sure about that could it be up there let's find out a fucking suppository why does he say suppositories no you want to use a suppository if it's medical if it's medicated you want to you need to use a suppository if it's prescribed what are you talking about [Music] okay pregnancy test does this guy just say everything you write i've got another strike on the board [Applause] okay what else you got anything else i need to think of of the steel name something you buy that you hope you never have to use that's what you think huh power surveys like you shit your fans spare underwear these are all such fucking dog shit answers that's strike three the other team is in the chat that's such a fucking bad answer that's such a bad answer um okay what do i never want to use besides that gun how about give me an answer and if you're right you get all the points give me a wrong one and uh well you know something you buy that you don't ever want to use [Music] a knife no you cook with that [Music] bug spray like roach killer roach spray bug roach bug spray a poison to kill bugs it's worth a shot let's run with it sword they couldn't do it i'm very curious about what these answers are because holy what is it let's tidy up the board and show those missing answers number five what are you jumper cables this is the fourth answer his mouth what's going on insurance yeah yeah let's see what's behind number three casket oh it was casket i got what got it hiding behind slot number two fire extinguisher whatever here's how the scores are shaping up so far what's going on with this voice this voice is changing pitch well here's other scores of our one round what the [Applause] your family sucks i am the only family [Applause] all right let's go round two round two round two on two it's time for the face-off who's gonna join me up here i need someone from each family [Applause] [Music] okay i'm ready i need five answers get those feuding fingers ready whoever buzzes in first gets a shot at the question we took a survey 100 people name an activity that your feet aren't on the ground but wait that's weird um flying swimming but what's number one swimming oh okay and what did our survey say let's get one right swimming number one answer number one answer number one pass or play i'm gonna pass they'd rather pass than play fine by me [Applause] i don't want to play it and now it's your guess cycling oh yeah okay that's what you're going with cycling and swimming the only ones i can think of cycling [Applause] correct answer yes yeah have you got some feud for thought swing we have an answer um there aren't many answers left is it there no swing what nice you put your feet on the ground to swing you have to sit in the swing put your feet in the ground and push name and act that's horseshit your feet aren't on the ground to do [Music] that's your answer our survey said sailing [Applause] all right i gotta think of some good ones sorry you've earned yourself a strike [Applause] it's up to you now [Applause] [Music] sleeping oh shit that's a good one left have you found one of them that's a good one sleeping you've almost cleared the board [Applause] sleeping there's only one answer remaining [Applause] okay sure is that the last dancer on the board yeah i would say driving a car you've cleared the board you're forging ahead now why did i pass the score because i didn't think whatever i'm not gonna pass this next one i'll get this one one of our families hasn't gone on the board yet no that's sad [Applause] [Music] it's time for a face-off can i have someone from each family join me please [Applause] [Music] [Applause] a full board eight answers are up there interested in doubling your money because now everything is worth twice as much in our survey we asked 100 people name a u.s soap opera i don't fucking know any you're up first what do you got [Music] that's not a soap opera that was that's [Applause] melrose place is not a soap opera sorry but no can we get another question number one answer is still up there days of our lives said with confidence do we have it i am going to pass this days because there's no way you're going to get all these unless the computer that's on the board i don't know you want to play no i don't want to play force them to play i don't want to play there's no there's so many up there pass okay play pass is over pass patrick passing andy that's fine there's no way they get all these great answer boys [Music] that didn't even fit on there let's see if it's up there the young and the restless well you hit the target somebody said he doesn't even want to play the game he's not even playing the game give me an answer but it works a lot of times [Music] one life to live feeling lucky no that's not a problem that's the name of my old team fortress 2 series one life to live all right way to go kiddo oh that's a good answer name a u.s soap opera got it our survey said knott's landing [Applause] that's your first strike two more and you're done i need number one what is it oh i thought it was raining i thought i thought it was actually writing yes that's a weird clapping sound [Music] all right let's try it could it be there general smash is not a soap opera that's top what do you have for us oh settle down what's with this like end zone celebrations interesting answer did anyone in the survey say this dallas double all right all right all right i need one uh-oh two strikes our other family better get ready name a u.s soap opera [Music] sure thing [Applause] oh shut up you're still in the game bold and the beautiful all right i'll get that one what will you go for as the world turns okay is that one of the ones we're supposed to be beautiful is way more popular as the world turns way more popular thank you all right bold and beautiful it's probably nice [Applause] there's an opportunity to steal here it's not family guys i'm a self-operative stop it all we need is one answer and this family can steal around okay bold and the beautiful if this answer is up there you take the points for this round all my children ah i think it's bold and beautiful i just have to get one bold and beautiful but is that that's it right answer accepted let's see if that's a good answer the bold and the beautiful you've cracked it [Applause] i'm in the game really needed those points it's time to take a look at what we didn't find time for five all my children passions answer number three oh my god it would have been right you would've had it let's take a look at the current scores i'm in the game still one more good round and i get it this game is shaping up to be a real thriller i gotta piss so bad boy wait to see who comes out on top i'm so sad [Music] are you ready for another face-off the game is close why am i so i need a contestant from each family please [Applause] [Music] top five answers on the board there all right this is actually important let's go triple points in play now you better make sure your answers count 100 people gave us an answer to this question what would a pirate bring on a date fast fingers my friend feeling confident vote boat treasure a treasure [Music] keeping traffic okie dokie did any of our 100 people say it treasure what that's not up there can you do any better let's find out what else would you bring what would a pirate bring treasure you would not bring us okay well i don't know if i want to go on bringing a sword to the date sword excuse me looks like you finally struck gold you're on the board you won the facebook what are you talking about play or pass i said treasure because ted for let's hope someone in your family has the top answer let's play okay let's watch again watch andy it's your go what do you think [Music] here we go there the jolly roger they said jolly roger [Applause] if it's not on the board you get a strike you're gonna bring the jolly roger all right let's hear it a parrot yeah let's see where you're going with this i need to steal because i need this is important that answer good enough if parrot's not on there parrot no it's not holy shit what's number one gold strike gold get another strike and the other family will get a chance [Music] [Applause] if it's not number one then i don't know what it is what is number one it has to be gold it's not over yet gold gold it's gold it's gold i got it it's gold it's gold it's gold it's gold gold gold what would a pirate bring on a date alcohol did you bring the shit to the date let's see what the survey says you're gonna bring the ship to the day ship how would that work uh and how would that work nice yeah let's go to the applebee's i'm gonna show up in my fucking sailing vote what do you what it's all up to you now no pressure but if you missed this where are you how it's all she wrote no it's gonna be gold will that be one of the missing answers peg leg and that's your third strike it's gonna be golden i win the other family has a chance gold or uh alcohol rum we just need would i bring my own booze into the restaurant though the round is yours i don't know what would i actually bring my own booze to the restaurant if it is you've scored a steal if not the points go straight gold or rather which one's better i'm gonna it's gonna be rum uh nope it's not what is it then gold it's got to be gold right or eye patch no peg peg leg wasn't on there why would eye patch be it's gold okay survey says gold that's not what we're looking for [Applause] fuck your whole family congrats this round is yours now it's time to see what you missed number four show yourself car show me the third answer eye patch and now it's time for one last look at the scores and that's it we have ourselves a partner you'd bring a car dude of course you would because you'd be a guy dressed in a pirate costume you'd be a girl dressed in a pirate costume on the show but it's time to say goodbye why would a car [Music] looks like we won't be seeing you playing fast money today you may have missed a shot at the jackpot but you've still got some points from the previous round all right turn into a nice stash of cash [Music] we'll see you next time folks on the field good night wanna give it another go all right let's do this again [Music] let's make sunday a fun day come on let's play family feud [Music] let's give a big hey haven't we met before to our returning family this guy's got me energy i'm i can i'm feeding off of this guy this is i'm feeding off this guy with their eyes on first and defending their crown i feel like me and this guy would get along here's a quick rundown on the rules i'll ask you a survey no i don't fuck the ubisoft club i want to play family feud on the switch i don't want to go through a fucking hoop to get there just let us play the video game without any other extra fucking steps let's play another game without any extra steps there's extra steps everywhere i'm just watching me up front i'm gonna relax my blood pressure right i don't want to go too long [Applause] we've got five answers up for grabs i'm taking this i'm going fast money let's go be sure to buzz in when you've got an answer to the survey question if you're first to find the number one answer you get to decide if your family will play or pass the round we asked 100 people to give us an answer to this name something a person opens every day nice reflexes text can a door that's a good answer ah yes that door time to find out if it's up there [Applause] door we've got the right answer but it's not at the top what's your answer name something a person opens every day [Music] yes time to check the board what mine you open your mind every day i'm gonna play this no points you open a door you open a pass what do you open you open we are playing over here a jar you open a can you open a bag what answer do you have for us this time you open a bag every day you open a all right you open a bag everybody opens a bag every day of some kind a potato chip bag a clothing bag let's see if the board's got it bag you open up a bag of some kind every day you don't okay strike one two more and you're out number one answer what do you open everything you can do today what do you think your phone it's like you open up your phone look at you is that what what is this supposed to you open your phone you open your oh more physical right you open your eyes [Applause] i wanna see that answer eyes okay really excellent job can it's gonna be can oh are you ready i need an answer from you okay open your mouth open your phone you open your mouth you open your doors [Music] mouth that's what you think huh did our survey agree mouth that's a good one nice work time to search your mind for an answer [Applause] [Music] what else can [Music] there's no can okay open a uh go for the fridge it's worth a shot is that one of the remaining answers good answer fridge so what is number one almost full oh what do you open every day that's not your mouth your eyes your fridge a door you're a car but car would be door wouldn't it i don't think that's accurate somebody said pornhub you open your mail i don't know if mail's gonna work i'll try it though and i guess i did read that do you guys open mail every day let's check the board i don't think that's not accurate what you open your mail every single day [Applause] i don't think so but i got it this family which family is leading the way no it wasn't email that was regular mail that's only the first round let's keep moving some of us have responsibilities you know what do you think i have responsibilities [Applause] what are you gonna get in the mail that you need that you can't get on your fucking phone or on a website what responsibilities are you gonna do through the mail in 2022 over here i'm very curious [Applause] that you do every single day from in the mail [Music] you know what i get in the mail a bunch of fucking advertisements that i have to shred those buzzer fingers ready i get advertisements 100 people asking them all right name something people put all over their bodies that's an image i don't need in my head friend let's see if you're right who is doing this honey who puts honey all over their body why would you do that not in this survey okay um let's see run out of ideas yet you put honey all over you i would say lotion right that's what you're going with do we have a right answer motion we've got a top answer i ain't playing this so what do you say i'm passing this or [Applause] you're up what you got for me [Music] a tattoo you have an answer did our survey say it tattoo no you failed to find an answer water is a pretty good one [Applause] do you have an answer i am playing the game this is tactical strategy bullshit [Music] that's your answer they're not gonna get it the first person said honey guys they're not gonna get it it's up there [Applause] name something people put all over their bodies [Music] got it all over your body perfume no no way no fucking way dude no way you put perfume all over your entire body moving along the feud chain [Music] okay sure is it there close all right yeah there's only two answers left on the board [Music] [Applause] what goes up here oh no one of the ones we've got left sponge sunscreen sunscreen's gonna be good sunscreen sunscreen sunscreen sunscreen sunscreen it's time for the other team to have a crack at this sunscreen perfect just steal the points all they've got to do sunscreen is i don't know water would be the only other one that i could think of that was really fast uh water sunscreen but water is so stupidly easy i feel like it has to be up there you look at huge neck veins this is this is not what that is look um i'm gonna say water [Music] okay water yep is it up there show me water oh come on that's not the one [Applause] you're narrowing the gap that was such an easy answer too was it what's the fourth answer powder nobody does that who puts powder all over their whole body sounds like me in divorce cards what oil nobody does that oil all over your body powder all over your whole body one of our fans are you a gymnast there's still time to catch up who's putting powder all over their body [Applause] [Music] get your game faces on because it's time for the face-off who wants to play get over here i'm still winning i'm still winning i'm fine [Music] yeah baby powder i put baby powder on my balls okay yeah you have an answer feeling lucky let's see it bacon that's worth the most points what's it going to be play or pass oh this time around they want to play okay food i think all food is included in in that right so you can't say any more foods what smells good candle i mean a candle makes sense to me the candle got it perfume let's see if it's there candle candle smells great right up there so here's your first okay perfume nature of flowers got another one yeah i'll do flowers [Music] the flour smells good all right let's try it is it up there let's hope so there it is all right these they're gonna be so specific that's almost 80 percent of every single answer name something that smells what is a specific thing that smells good [Music] if i say a drink does that include i gotta say perfume but i think i don't know if it's gonna be up there cologne perfume right that was the other one interesting answer the survey says perfume cologne okay yep so then what's the other doing great oh yeah soap oh this is so exciting okay what about some uncovered answer i think it could be it probably coffee but i think coffee is going to be food so soap smells good yeah sure thing fresh cookie you found the missing answer let's find out somebody said fresh cookies so all right all right ouch that's your second strike ouch put on your thinking cap it's time for another coffee i'm gonna say coffee [Music] coffee good okay our survey says coffee so what is it that's three this round is getting thrown over to the other side they're gonna say something stupid if they can find just one answer somebody's going to say we'll steal the board [Applause] here's your chance you can do it [Music] answer it to me that's candle to me if candle is not let's find out then that's annoying air freshener yeah that's annoying no steel candle and air freshener are both in the same category we've got just one answer you missed want to see number three i sure do people before we start another round let's find out who's on top the lead just got bigger if somebody asked me hey what hey what smells what do you think smells good just give me like the first thing comes your head people that doesn't make any sense nowhere near as painful as it sounds it's the face how would that be that how would that possibly be the first thing that you say how would that possibly be the first thing i can't imagine a world where that is remotely physically possible we're on the hunt for six answers bacon perfume flowers steaks are getting higher because we're now tripling the points we got 100 people to answer the following question name someone in your life who usually does more talking than listening you got in first it's definitely it's like it's like it's by the way [Applause] but this is like the answer right this is like the answer what nada that's that's the answer oh my mother-in-law she i can have a shot understood our survey says neighbor your neighbor who has been not up there good try um do you have an answer for us i don't okay but should it but but i i don't know i don't know the fucking dentist the dentist like keeps talking right here we go the dentist never shuts up let's run with it dentist oh so sorry we were going for number six we weren't going for number one move on i was going for number listen i was going for number six i wasn't going for number one that was my other answer and what did our survey say [Applause] [Music] okay how about this like it's gonna be it's going to be wife husband right we'll we'll do but that's going to be too at least okay then let's take a look white okay right okay there we go there i was starting to work i don't know what else this could be here's the million dollar question who does more i don't pass andy but still what should i do i don't know what am i you won last time and now you're on a roll let's play this thing okay who else talks a lot dig deep and think of an answer uh-huh okay who who talks a lot that doesn't doesn't really listen they talk a lot um yeah like mom parent uh a teacher or a but a teacher is talking and it should not be interrupted because they're talking they're doing a lesson i'm going to say like mom right [Applause] what do you think no i said motherfucker another answer it's different okay i'm going to say teacher but i i feel like that's kind of good all right what did our survey say a kid a little kid yeah teacher there's a lot of talking it isn't there but it doesn't really listen no but i don't think i knew that was wrong lawyer [Applause] a politician one for us this time that's a good one doctor oh boss that's a great one yeah boss boss boss okay that's a do we have it boss that's two strings okay that's weird our other family need to get ready to steal oh doctor would be the other one i would think of i would say doctor you can do it or politician it's got to be politician it has to be ah yes let's see if it's up there or doctor politician how is that not up there what would be up there besides that's your third doctor [Applause] one answer will do it and they can steal the round dig deep give me a correct answer and you snatch these points from the other team yes it's not going to be up there it's not going to be up there sibling no [Applause] [Music] are you ready to see the rest of the answers i'm actually very curious about this myself okay how about the fourth answer [Applause] best friend what was the third answer kids this kid's yeah here's what the scores look like after i'm still in the lead i think i won do i win there's one more round ain't over yet we need one more round to settle things i do talk a lot i do the winning team needs to hit 300 points it's time to decide this game all right let's play sudden death [Applause] someone from each family get up here and play [Applause] [Music] so this is it we just want the number one answer for this survey we're asking for the top answer only points are tripled whoever gets this answer wins the round we've got answers from 100 people for this question okay name something in the house people turn on while doing chores music first what's your answer thank you for the victory i appreciate it are you sure about that our survey said it's not tv because you can listen to music in every room the tv is only in one spot you've done it all by yourself too sorry coopers but somebody's got to come in second all right let's do it fast money and then we're gonna i'm gonna go pee and i'm gonna come back like dear lord deal or no deal to the screen you ready to play fast money let's go all right my lonesome lovely since you didn't bring anyone with you you're gonna have to answer these i have to answer them twice so i don't have to go hide but be put in like a different room five survey questions in a limited time okay then i'll ask you the same questions again if you can score 200 points all together you'll win the jackpot let's start the clock name something people love to do outside in the summer swim tell me something that is purposely sold with a hole in the middle of it donut well hey which one which one name a sport in which you might fall off something um pass pass pass come back to it tell me something you associate with canada maple syrup not maple leaf maple syrup maple syrup maple syrup fine maple leaf is fine name a creature whose gender you're never sure of pretty much all of them a frog name a sport in which you might fall off something i don't know what do you fall off of [Music] a snowboard or some snowboarding i don't know snowboard we're all out of questions okay you could like fall off the snowboard okay we're gonna go again the same exact questions you need to answer the questions again but this time make sure you say something you haven't said already your time begins now name something people love to do outside in the summer tan tell me something that is purposely sold with a hole in the middle of it bagel name a sport in which you might fall off something um maybe like gymnastics you could like maybe because they go up on the the little uh horse thing right cycling is better tell me something you associate with canada hockey name a creature whose gender you're never sure of fish i don't know or birds um birds is better birds oh i did fish okay you can relax now we're done let's see how well you did all right let's see i'm very curious for starters we asked name something people love to do outside in the summer and here's what you said these answers are looking good no i think those are perfect yep we found the most popular one and for the beach that's a great question you said you should feel confident yeah that's gotta be it the number one answer number one and number one all right for the third question we asked name a sport in which you might fall off something the answers to this one those answers look good don't they both of those answers got some points horseback riding oh that was our top answer next we wanted to know tell me something you associate with canada this has got to put me over the edge that's going to put me over it that's two strands maple leaf and hockey come on that's got to be over 200. it is almost all right great job come on it's 200 for our last point i got a piece so bad name a creature whose gender you're never sure of the answers you gave if you pull this off and get 200 points you'll win the jackpot wow i got it you won the jackpot [Music] the twenty thousand dollars is yours well played everyone this is lucky mccoy they're gonna be so bad oh so much i'll be right back we're gonna come back with uh deal or no deal and i'm turning the stream off all right goodbye so [Music] so um the audio is coming out of my screen and i don't know how i like i i i unplugged it or something okay so this monitor has speakers in it okay give me one second while i figure this out where are you okay uh deal or no deal coming up shut up shut this thing up all right get that off i gotta change my own okay let's get this back here looks good okay cool uh there it is okay very nice i gotta turn this down because this is inaccurate okay let me just do this real quick i don't know how loud this is going to be but it's probably going to be horrible so just be careful turn that off turn this filter off because i don't need to delay my camera anymore okay hi looks good okay does that look good how you doing nice to see you uh now we gotta put this on i be careful this might be loud i'm just i'm just saying there's no audio at all i don't hear anything either is there no audio i thought there was okay well here we go uh that's not accurate hey there we go all right so if you don't let me move my camera where can i go this is fine up here oh it's fine you know what so you know what's over here all right so deal or no deal i have to pick a case after i pick a case i go from here and i've gotta hold that case in till the end of the game is there no game audio all right i'm gonna i'm gonna pick number i'm gonna pick number one is there no audio maybe there's no fucking audio yeah this is supposed to be oh there we go did it work can you hear it now all right that's my case and i have to pick six cases there we go excellent ow uh okay i'm going to take four why is it doing this is it doing it for you too it's so horrible sounding do you hear that is that just for me it sounds like crunching crackling audio i don't know why all right 12. nice one [Music] that's better it's still wicked loud are you playing this on new ground dude this game only exists in two places this game is just slot machines or random fucking flash games this game does not exist anywhere else all right we're going with 10. nice one all right 5 000 that's not bad 5 000 that's not bad what do you guys think chad's choice it's on the wii six nice one oh five dollars nice pick excellent pick really good pick let's go with two excellent 75 that's another good one or no deal wait counter offer i got a counter offer for you hey how about you give me a fucking easy 400k and i'll leave all right five oh come on get out of here eight nice one 750 is still in play we're good 750 is still in play by the way who cares there's no stakes in this at all there are no stakes in what i'm doing so who cares like does it really matter why am i pretending that there's sticks it's the same offer no no deal that's the spirit time for the next round nine oh shit 22. nice one all right not bad oh you guys have stakes that's kind of cool you guys get to have steaks that's pretty awesome 20. nice one [Music] will i win 250k or more 53k i mean the dollar is still in play that's a no deal no deal that's the spirit time for the next round 11. excellent good 21. excellent good 26. excellent deal or no deal ah that this could this could be a good one no deal that's the spirit time for the next round if i get rid of that one and that 25 then this is this is a gg 13. nice one gonna wait till you guys bet okay now it's sealed excellent oh man congratulations or no okay so there is a one one in five chance that i have the 750 but there's also a one in five chance that i have the 10 000 as well you don't give me a chance to fucking think just hang the phone up all right 18. nice one good deal or no no deal that's the spirit time for the next round uh if i get rid of the 10k that's big removing the 10k guarantees that the people that bet against me lose so we're going to go for it 14. excellent uh-oh deal or no deal oh very brave time for the next one there's a one in three chance that this is over a hundred thousand deal or no deal no deal very brave time for the next round i'm keeping my case oh fuck off why is it broken do you hear how fucking loud this is for me [Music] all right again let's do it again do it again will i win more than 250 dollars in deal or no deal i'm gonna wait because i don't wanna i want you guys to be able to put your bets in before i do anything this no the game's not a virus dude it's on it's on msn it's on msn.com it's not a fucking virus okay but get your bets in because we're gonna close it well i can pick the case i want right okay the case i'm gonna take is 20 20. just do stuff with the debt i don't even know where the debt is at right now that joke like sailed over me from like the last two years all right how are we looking are we good can i start picking cases my grandfather uses msn yeah i know all right lock it in lock it in good luck to whoever's betting their channel points and here we go excellent all right good start let's give it a one this time because i picked it last time excellent very good picks very very good picks 26. nice one not very good but all right 19. oh my god i owe like 150 community subs from like fucking two months ago oops oh that's bad that's really bad come on dude oh there's so much at stake that was probably really loud i'm really sorry was it loud that was sorry incredibly loud excellent deal or no deal was that really loud i'm really sorry no deal that's the spirit time for the next round three excellent there's still a chance there is nice one just gotta get rid of a lot of these low numbers and that's it get rid of the one cent nice one anybody else think that this show should have started at a thousand because if you're on a game show and you leave with a check for one cent that kind of feels so rotten that's just so evil i think it should start at a thousand and go one two three four five and then like 10 12 15 you know what i mean starting at one cent that feels fucking evil [Music] oh very brave time for the next round that's the point of the game yeah but it's still i mean that's one cent nice one that's not a nice one that's bad because i need to get rid of these small numbers i think it's got one dollar good i'll take a crisp 25 bill right now oh no you take a crisp 25 that means a 20 and a 5 okay excellent good all the doubters i think you might be in some trouble nice one deal oh very brave time for the next round oh it's over i'm so sorry i'm sorry everybody nice one it might not be over if i have the 300k then it's fine nice one all right hold on or no no deal that's the spirit time for the next round it's all right the 300k is in place still nice one this is still possible or no no deal that's the spirit time for the next round nice one all right deal no deal no deal that's the spirit 23 for the next round nice one okay deal it's gonna be 300k or one cent no deal that's the spirit time for the next round nice one oh my god or no deal i mean you almost kind of have to take this oh very brave time for the next round nice one all right okay or no deal no deal that's the spirit time for the next round this is it it's either in my case or it's not and if it's in my case then the believers win i'm sorry i'm sorry i had faith i believed in my case i'm sorry guys i'm sorry let's do it again let's do this one more time and then i'm probably gonna go all right i'm gonna pick let's go with two all right get your bets in if you want to bet will i get over 250 k which is actually that's a hard bet it's way more probable that i will get under 200k that's a risk where's the gamble it's going on right now you got about 15 more seconds why do i feel like you've done this exact stream before um i've played a lot of the game show stuff yeah some of the other versions there's this like 15 versions of all these games i don't think i've done a millionaire i've done an old version of million area yeah that's fine this is fun just chilling playing these i'm just stupid some of them are that's fun i i come back to these games times then there's no gamble yes there is it says predict right now with channel points i can see it you played this exact one before there's no betting what oh how come it says predict with channel points oh how do i do it slash predict prediction okay so slash prediction start a prediction okay will i win 250 000 or more okay yes or no and the submission panel is two minutes like that did i do it does it did that work okay cool i got it i got it two minutes is too long i think i can just i can shorten it so what do i have to press a button i can end it early oh how do i hit the predict button you guys are going all in oh be careful okay you ready i'm going for it in 10 seconds here we go here we go i'm going in predict did it work did i do it all right here we go no all right well we gotta wait like 25 seconds don't let us down this is the last one we're doing anyways this is this is it if you want a bet this is the last time i'm doing this and i'm i'm going to bed what time is it it's way too early to go to bed 30 seconds if you want to bet this is the final one swap at the end i will make that decision at the end if i get there all right this is it good luck three two one here we go nice one good start excellent not great 26. that's all right as long as these three stay we're fine excellent 12. what the fuck excellent deal or no deal oh very brave all right four next round what the fuck dude come on this is getting bad nice one statistically these should stay for a while though statistically speaking nice one good nice one good 18. nice one it's okay deal or no deal that's the spirit time for the next round ten excellent good give her to the one cent nice one good eight excellent good all right this is starting to shape up a little bit nine excellent okay deal this offer is getting bigger no deal that's the spirit time for the next round that's a million still there the millions still there millions still there nobody freaked out millions still there excellent okay good 15. nice one very good deal or no deal very brave time for the next round you ready 20. excellent that's all right that's all right as long as we get rid of 10 then it's possible that i can take a deal that's over 250 000. nice one deal or no deal ow oh very brave time for the next round nice one okay deal we're almost at 200k no deal that's the spirit get rid of the 10. next round get rid of the 10 and and i win excellent oh okay deal 236 250 it's not 250. what if i counteroffer [Music] i got 250 000. i just got 250 000 i just won there it is that's cheating how is that cheating it's a gameplay mechanic that's a that's a built-in gameplay mechanic ow my ear is i guess i'll okay you want it again that counts that part that's a part of the game you knew that was part of the game rip to the all ins well guess what we're doing it one more time get another chance do you get another chance it just said will he get over 250 000 it didn't say how i was gonna get to 250 000 oh i have to pay you out how do i do that how do i pay mods mods how do i pay all right let's do one more this this is this is it i'm going to pick my case i'm going to pick 10. this is the final one of the night after this i'm literally leaving i'm turning the stream off thank you for the raid by the way prezzo appreciate it thanks everybody welcome what's going on good to see you pog pog pog pog pog what are you guys saying what is it 200 yeah two 250k again i feel like that's a good enough risk because tons of people are betting against that but i mean statistically speaking it's hard to get over 250 but yes that's the that's the gamble you're willing to take that's the risk you're taking put your camera over your case weird that's a very weird request but okay why is this why is it such a big deal all right let's close it up in 10 seconds i picked 10. why is that so far it's not why is this funny why is it so it's not even funny this is not funny is that funny why is this funny pretend like you're the case when you get opened this why is this not funny i'm just on 10. all right let's go i'm ready to pick the first case there's a little pixel to your left i'll fix it all right you ready here i go bets are locked three two one excellent good good uh go to that one man nice excellent i told you uh go try that one i i would say try that one excellent okay um [Music] 14 sounds like it's gonna pay out nice one you guys can't even see the numbers two this is a big one excellent you guys can't see the numbers this is stupid i'm literally moving okay seven what was it deal it was 300k get me the fuck out of here that was funny for five seconds no deal oh very brave time for the next round nice one all right not bad excellent 50k okay that's not great but whatever three excellent 10k four put it over the lady's face okay oh deal or no deal that was 500k fuck oh very brave time for the next round five oh bad very bad that's a million oh you guys are in trouble now actually in trouble 750 still in it nice one okay excellent that's good good numbers to come up with 11. excellent deal or no deal that's pretty good oh very brave time for the next round 21 nice one one cent gone 20. get rid of the dollar excellent okay getting interesting 22. excellent deal or no deal that's the spirit time for the next round 26 no 25. nice one [Music] 23. nice one oh shit oh we're getting there it's getting close for the next round excellent uh-oh deal that's 168. i need a 250 deal oh very brave time for the next round nice one oh shit or no deal no deal that's okay it's time for the next round it's a 50 50 chance that pretty much i yeah i win or lose whatever get rid of 50. excellent oh this could be it that's it or no deal but do i take the deal this is on this is up to me i this is up to me do i take the 750 in the potential i didn't have a chance to do anything what's going on what just happened why do they do that why do they i don't know why they do that that's fucking annoying i couldn't even think about it for less than 10 seconds but that's like kind of fucking bullshit don't you think no deal 50 always pick the other case right i i just screwed over everybody we'll do it again one more time and i'm going to speed run it you already experienced the timer i have the memory of a fucking goldfish man all right laughs i have no more money i'm sorry i didn't think it was going to kick me out but i wasn't sure if i was going to take it but i was going for big i was going for big bucks not little you should have taken the deal i was thinking about it but i didn't all right this is the last one i'm going to speed run it if you want to bet bet yeah time to bet you got ten seconds ten nine eight seven six five four three two one and that's a zero and close it i'm picking number one again ready go nice one good good good good good good good good low numbers low numbers low numbers oh boy excellent not bad excellent low numbers good low numbers that's a high number low numbers oh very brave time for the next round nice one [Music] 750 still there nice one [Music] low number excellent low numbers low numbers good excellent that's not a low number that's a medium number and i don't like to see that excellent there are so many of these or no deal that's the spirit time for the next round excellent 100k that's a big number low numbers only i don't know what to say sorry it's still possible excellent okay low number nice one low number good deal no deal oh very brave time for the next round it's not looking good nice one nice one is it still possible of course it is but is it probable not really no deal that's the spirit time for the next round nice one that goes one cent excellent all right deal or oh very brave time for the next round excellent okay deal 205 we're almost there no deal that's the spirit time for the next round nice one deal or no deal do i i'm gonna take it i'm gonna take it i'm gonna take it i'm gonna take it i'm gonna take it i take the deal i win i would have kept my case by the way just to make sure you understand i would have kept my case to the end i was gonna kept my case which means i would have won anyways so all the people that are freaking out right now in the chat room i'm sorry to tell you but i wouldn't want anyways all right i was gonna keep my case i wasn't gonna swap it all right that's it i'll see you guys later uh thanks for watching as always have a great uh rest of your evening it's always fun the next time you will see me will be uh let's say wednesday wednesday the 1st i'm going to keep it at 3 p.m and i'm going to tell you why uh i usually start streaming at 4 o'clock pacific but when i say i'm going to stream at 4 o'clock i always show up at like 4 30 and i'm actually ready to stream at 4 30 4 15. so if i say i'm gonna stream at three that means that i i have to be here and i'll turn the stream on at like 3 30 right so that makes sense to make it that way i don't know what we're going to do but i know i have a lot of options i got a lot of things on my steam list that i want to play i don't know my voice my voice has been getting just junk after like four or five hours i don't know why what's this no this is like my like firefox webpage you can see like the you want to go to hotels.com cover your body in honey you need to show your youtube history i'm not showing my youtube history solve the riddle can you solve albert einstein's famous okay let's see if i can do it why am i so stretched what's the what's the famous house riddle let's find out i'm so stretched okay all right and these okay hold on let's see the englishman lives in the house with red walls the swede keeps dogs the dane drinks tea the house with green walls is just to the left of the house with white i don't care like you do it i don't wanna do it thanks for watching i i thought it was gonna be a simple thing it's like a 15 step riddle i'm not doing it thanks for watching see you guys wednesday at three o'clock pacific ish got a lot of shit to play well but you know in pre-stream we'll do a poll thanks for the subs there were actually let me see yeah i i don't i don't like to talk about like resubs or new subs or whatever but i do appreciate it thanks guys maybe we'll see you again i feel like i'm going to have a lot of stuff to talk about really soon so that there should be some really interesting things we can go over i'll have some green screen updates for you this week coming up i will also have some grotto beast updates for you this coming week give you some more info on that project july 14th that is still set in stone for the baseball stream so there's some things to talk about should be cool oh that's a pog that's a pog that's a pog but yeah thanks for the subs everybody good night goodbye have a wonderful day a wonderful night also a happy memorial day that's currently right now eastern time right take care of yourselves stay safe call you mother see you guys later [Music] you

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