Jerma Streams - Fall Guys

i'm gonna go to the official fall guys twitter and we'll see let's see okay it is wait stop stop it people are playing it all right let me let me just open it let me see what happens there's other people streaming right now oh [ __ ] really okay let's try it turn off turn off like the [ __ ] fantasy music i'm giving this a shot got him again i don't think you got me again all right pull it up there it is all right come on let's go come on yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh how did where how do you play navigate the obstacles and race to the finish line okay oh [ __ ] okay navigate the obstacles and get to the finish line is there a jump which one am i okay there's a jump there's a dive these are all other players right oh you all just got instantly eliminated by the [ __ ] mario thing from bowser's castle i've been playing games for 10 100 years who's i'm getting like notifications on my phone how do i do this is it a bouncy oh [ __ ] all right i'm in like i'm in like 14th place what happened this is the risky way you gotta go the risky way good i'm okay what was that what was that is it like was that like drifting behind somebody oh [ __ ] all count one all right what place did i make it in i qualified that came in tenth place people just can't get that thing on the ground all right i'm going to change my i can change my title i'm finally playing fall guys finally uh hunting for treasure trusts whatever did i make it 32 remain that's me but fall guy 8300 what happens if you qualify oh you could be a soda can how do you get these new things memorize the icons on the tiles when an icon is displayed on the screen i didn't get that all of that what did it say match the icon on the screen to avoid the slime match the icons and all right all right so it's cherries and grapes and so i gotta stand on whatever's on the screen cherry cherry cherry terry this is cherries i don't get it what oh we have to remember i thought i had to memorize them when it went to zero oh i get it it's that okay i get it now i get it now oh what the hell no i can't do am i done did i lose am i actually done done oh [ __ ] what's happening wait did i get some points i made this round one i got 85.43 and i'm almost level two all right i'm i'm ready to go i'm gonna turn it up a little bit though cause it's a little low your one day game is over see you tomorrow stuff i'm so glad i get to actually play i thought we weren't even going to see this at all today 46 out of 60 that's it do people not know it's back up all right now i understand so is this randomized or is it the same one every time it's randomized okay that's cool wait i want to be the french fry guy how do you unlock costumes i'm going right and i'm going to go straight and then i'm going to go right again stop touching me i'm going left how do you go faster than other people get up dude that's just not even possible to do i'll take [ __ ] first place i'll take first place oh i'll take first place i'll take it first place what'd i say i was looking for tenth all right now don't [ __ ] up the rest of this that's how many rounds out there when you're number one you just sit back and just watch the rest of them just just try don't worry i'll be down there next round who's next up you're not you who's left oh there's one person that didn't make it is it zooming in on me how do i do a thing 33 remain around the music um it's a toucan outfit too it seems like a lot of outfits that is important for me to stay in first place dodge the flying fruit and race up the conveyor belt but dodge the fruit race up the belt i'll be first place shouldn't i be in the front of the first in the row like mario kart what's this [ __ ] right up the middle oh come on that was right at me that was right at me you aimed at me by the way get out of the the bodies are hitting me the bodies are just crumbling on me you know you gotta do you gotta hug one of the sides [ __ ] come on i gotta qualify i'm not gonna qualify 16-8 what how do i come in first place i'm not even qualifying this month oh god damn it i told you this one sucks oh this is kind of fun though this movement acceleration don't jump oh that's good to know [Music] i have coins to spend well let me do like four or five of them and then we'll figure it out just don't jump keep to the sides and don't jump whenever getting a full room of 60 only like 30 to 50. break through doors and race to the finish line some are real some are fake oh wonderful i like that song it's the kind of [ __ ] that i sing in the bathtub i like it oh right in the middle i'm thinking just i'm thinking one two three four five just count start at one just go one two three four five start one next one two next one three watch get out of the way no i can't be in last place there's a huge bottleneck coming up i kind of fell down good all right yeah [ __ ] that i'm going get out of the way get out of the way just jump just do it like don't dive into the end zone get out of the way because i've walked in the wrong one i went right to the left side and it instantly put me in last place am i stuck here i walked right into the first wall what the hell oh i'm stuck you were so bad that the lobby broke hold on no it didn't no it didn't good wait yeah we're good all right so you're saying i can buy something 500 kudos earn fame outfits how do you buy outfits oh wait this is 500. okay i have 12 all right i can do ninja i can do featured items dlc store regular items just be the egg 7 000. i can't do that i'm gonna do you need crowns i'm gonna get cucumber i was probably i'm glad i do that this is just green um oh this is a big cucumber i have to win at least once you're a pickle up 2500 subs over two streams won't buy seven thousand dollars worth of fake currency i hey first of all i ju i just opened the game 20 minutes ago he turned himself into a pickle oh i see you know run and balance across rows of see sauce to reach the finish line i'm gonna lose this one so you have to balance oh jesus the whole thing turns well we can't all go on the left side you're gonna dump me don't dump me balance it out first oh [ __ ] oh no they're gonna dump us no no no no no it's okay i got like hey dude i'm fine this people just ruining this i'm not gonna wait around these people these people are idiots i'm go oh my god i have to go this way is there a punch i'm okay i'm still fine there is punching all right we got to even this out so we can all get across no somebody go on the right side please oh my god it almost didn't work wait how you do that you grab people how do you grab people r2 that's kind of mean this is the guy that was doing it depending on your preference oh okay i don't think this guy even this is just like such a seasoned veteran he's just kind of walking around the worst game is slime game so many people get knocked out we'll see if we find it you have to grab some ledges do i how do you pull yourself up if i jump and hold uh r2 will i automatically do it or just hold up or do you have to keep holding r2 move between rotating rings to avoid falling into the slime this is what you're talking about all right come on let's go avoid the slime that slime right there isn't it can i touch the donuts where's this next slime oh [ __ ] this is gonna make me throw up okay um i'm good this one's going wicked fast why climb incoming slime i just jumped into a slime slime over there go back did they just keep going get off me oh just right like kill a guy oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] eleven how many more no you [ __ ] i deserved it i know because i'm trying to push people off the edge i was trying to push people off the edge i deserve it why did i do that i was right about to qualify for round three i'm gonna have trouble in this game because i can't pay attention for more than one consecutive round i will try as hard as i can on two rounds in a row and then by the third round i'll start talking to you guys about like an animal i saw in the backyard yesterday and it'll be over here we go all right let's get a full one and your username to improve matchmaking what do you mean obstacles it's just obstacles watch out this one's kind of short all right i'm that's going to be really hard up there all right i'm ready what animal was it it's a chickadee it was eating a bug that one's spinning that was mean no don't get wedged in y'all can't go in at the same time wait all those people just got screwed are they done good birds just pretend to be real or what are we spied on birds aren't real they're just robots or it's our spy cams so what are the eggs as you don't like you don't like leave two logitech cameras together and then come back in a few months and has six of them how that works wait i like to use rt to grab a tail i don't even know what that said i'm gonna i'm gonna instantly eliminate make sure that your team has more tails than the rest of them what do you mean tail we're on teams where that we have to grab tails whose tail our tails their tails you got it got it i don't understand what do i get do i get a tail back get his tail golden tails oh you mean this guy right here oh [ __ ] i get it who has one come here come here come here come here come here give me that that's a good strategy just just go by the mallet i need it we need to have it i watched i didn't get it we only have three tails with 30 seconds let's go get another one we got five all right i gotta protect this guy but that's me that's my guy give me that tail oh come on no no it's us it's us [ __ ] this game's so hard ah that was my [ __ ] team man my [ __ ] teammates couldn't do anything they [ __ ] weren't grabbing tails and everything i had a tail for like 10 seconds none of my [ __ ] teammates had to tell for more than [ __ ] one second dude toxic you immediately gave you yeah but i didn't even know how the game worked you need to smash the pc in rage i don't think this is a rage game i think this is a sit with your feet up on the couch with a bowl of pretzels on your crotch just eating and just like kind of giggling every few minutes i'm not sure this is a rage game although we'll see are you watching a stoner comedy kind no there's so many people in the way good i qualify right here i gotta go up the middle i have to get off of me go back to [ __ ] rugrats he's just trying to push people off of the edge and that is what made your downfall and i'm in first place you could have won does that matter at all by the way it doesn't matter at all as long as you qualify okay so that's why people are standing at the edge and just pushing every single sorry [ __ ] that comes over here they're just pushing them off the edge because they just want to make sure they lose in the first round okay that sounds like fun i want slurpee guy to make it oh that's unfortunate how many rounds are there three you get more points the better that you do there are five oh boy come on i've gotta do this no not this one i hate this one wait no i like okay this is i i [ __ ] this one up last time i'm not gonna mess it up this time the idea is to just memorize where two of them are so i'm only going to memorize where the cherries and the grapes are i have to look at it from the same angle okay two cherry cherry on here two cherries in the corner bananas right there just i know where the cherries are i know where the cherries are and i know there's two but i wait this is the last one you see what does it want us to do cherry i'm safe right here i was an [ __ ] and i'm about to pay for it i don't do that i was kidding right looking for a watermelon don't touch me grapes don't do it okay i don't know where's okay watermelon grape i know where the grapes and the watermelon's out i don't know anything else oh no okay i think it's over here okay it's cherries apples and bananas i mean blueberries i don't know okay i know where the apples are i don't know i know the oranges are wait is this an orange just an apple the opposite corner finally i made it the third round first time i've ever been to the third round that doesn't eliminate very many people it's still 30 people oh no not this again oh wait jump and dive through hoops to score points for your team i should be pretty good at this i have to dive through the hoops all right i'm gonna do so well here watch this [ __ ] yellow team is about to have like 10 to 15 points i didn't know it did that all right let's go i'm gonna go up here huh i didn't get that one how what i'm staying over here okay i'm gonna get this one i'm gonna get this one i'm gonna get this one all right i got it buddy good that's a double don't even go for it you're not gonna good lot over this way [ __ ] [ __ ] i had that one no we're fine hey right here i'm gonna spawn right here 37 they're coming back though this is not good 38 31 20 seconds anything can happen in 20 seconds no why is bread so good they're not coming back 38 43 38 there we go that was total zone control was it damn now we're down to 20 okay this is where it gets interesting zoned work together to push your ball to the finish line before the other team oh no okay okay i get it i'm on blue team so we i'm gonna go on the right side just be gentle honestly this really should be like two people doing this actually not doing that bad all right somebody has to sacrifice yourself to get up here turn turn turn good keep going this way weave it weave it weave it don't push it backwards weave it it's not gonna fit through there no oh no we're fighting each other just go oh no we're going to lose get it down the hill what are you doing wait it's these guys they're infiltrating us we win oh he's gonna get eliminated no it's gonna be red friends was stuck was that why they kept on infiltrating 13 remain is this the last event okay i gotta play well here what's the last event more pieces fall away when you stand on them keep moving and survive longest to win the crown what so don't step on any pieces oh [ __ ] but what about these ones i'm gonna stay up on the i gotta i have a just do it very slowly you can have your own spot i don't care [Music] oh uh i saw him coming from my peripheral and it [ __ ] freaked me out he sprinted by he was just being an [ __ ] he was just trying to dump all that i was could have been up top still oh i had it i was in fifth pill damn it it's just these two it's this guy that's the guy that ran across and just was cutting everybody off he wins the guy that's made it a brain matter hey good job fall guy three eight five four he's level two i got bubble gum sure put it on [Music] you're doing really well when i i thought i could stay up top i was one of two people up top and then i i fell and my dumb idiot brain didn't realize that all the other layers were going to be just ripped apart i don't know why i was thinking oh i'll be up here for a little while i fell through all i fell through four layers [ __ ] you gotta be pickle rick no i'm guessing i'm going this is cotton candy these aren't these my colors where's my chin well i'm more green a little more green bad idea to go to the middle one told you give me a hot dog all kinds of different food condiments and stuff this is awesome that was [ __ ] oh and i did a front flip too [Music] get in there get in there again no no no no no no no no no oh no who's the last one oh not you not you 39 so what what is the most eliminated round one or like three oh [ __ ] i think this is the thing everybody hated qualified one only okay i was gonna say only one [ __ ] person qualifies i said i was trying to be dick i'm gonna take this slow wait good idea it's bad idea just do the right way that's not this is like too many people to go to jump whoa they bounced backwards i'm good you had to jump at the exact same time didn't you you had to do that didn't you why did we both do it at the exact same time hello the guy was just like standing there oh i could be patrick yeah i'm being patrick your pretzels would be everywhere right now no no i would make sure the integrity of the pretzels was kept completely and totally sound patrick impression okay uh spongebob what's that supposed to mean i don't understand that'll be a hundred dollars please don't do that is this a ps4 exclusive knot is um pc down with the losers great oh [ __ ] this is a naked patrick i have to be i have to be aware that i'm not the naked patrick i'm regular pants [ __ ] i get hit by a reverse upside down ball patrick [Applause] sends fortresses yeah it kind of is like sense fortress okay there's a hot dog soup uh costs like seven dollars no you can earn it okay that's cool is it gonna choose wants to choose something i i don't think it's might be locked out oh okay all right now i know what this is i'm going to be very very very serious you know what that means i'm going to go to the corner i'm going to put myself in the corner and back my tail into a into the wall and no one will touch me for the entire game i don't have a tail get away from him you're not gonna touch him we have four okay i'm occupying the one of their premium content players did he get it you little [ __ ] hey come here you little bastards uh [Music] who has one who has one who has one how does red team has a zero all right give me a [ __ ] premium two camp [ __ ] what you didn't touch my back yep wait you didn't touch my back it didn't touch my back oh just it doesn't matter you just have to grab the person oh i thought you had to like grab their tail i was gonna say though but now i get why i couldn't cheese it okay i'm trying to grab their tails i'm trying to grab them from behind oh i got carried that's all right married to first place grab eggs store them in your team's nest okay we have to get eggs and put them in our nest put the most eggs in your team's basket oh this is cool i like this i almost didn't get one hey get out of here get the [ __ ] out of here get this guy how many do we need oh he's just getting in here why can i not get out give me that golden egg that golden egg's not getting out of here i will fight you to the depths to keep that golden egg in here don't let him get that golden egg stop him good job okay orange teeth has eight don't let him take that golden egg up why are they doing this 23. stop they're just pillaging us don't let them take them out get that back in here all right i'm gonna i'm gonna hold him little bastard i'm not letting you get away with this one oh you lost quite a few there so what was the deal with what they were there was no more eggs on the board so there's desperately tried to invade our nest it's not gonna work i remember this one that's the point going for this one behind me oh come on good i'm gonna stay right around here this side is kind of neglected i told you this side was neglected [ __ ] how come you're so good no this red guy the red guy i'm staying up here we're gonna get his camera please camera get come on spawn up here this guy swallowing up here spawn i'm really not gonna the one spot that nobody is come on i'm trying to help oh 34-35 i'm contributing this game very much so don't tell me i'm not carried yeah oh you mean i'm the one carrying i'm i'm responsible for at least 10 points on this game at least out here seven but okay let's round that up i gotta get down to the final end again here we are come on this is it i gotta win one of these what's the final event all mountain reach the top of the mountain in first and use r t to grab the crown where's the top of the mountain all right i'm going straight up the middle grab the crown all right right at the middle or hard left going right side holy [ __ ] nobody went right it was a brilliant idea can i jump over this we're gonna go i'm gonna get it i'm gonna get that did that just hit me after the fact no that's okay i'm still in it oh somebody [ __ ] got it why did i get hit by the ball the ball landed over me okay i got hit by the ball that landed like 10 feet behind me [Applause] kind of like patrick though wait oh that was kind of cool watermelon now i'm gonna be watermelon watermelon patrick lightning melon yeah no purple is based i want to do watermelon wait watermelon's not this what is a watermelon that's watermelon right yeah do i have enough to do anything 1300 featured items you can be a hamburger get kudos boxer fish oh i kinda wanna be the baseball guy help him help him help him buy gems baseball is top tier you have twenty thousand dollars spend five hold on let me did i do this how much should i get i get small kudos large kudos no but i don't want to just buy a bunch of [ __ ] small fall guys cool small kudos bundle it's ten dollars should i do it all right i'm doing it i do it no well everyone want me to do everyone said to do this just earn the kudos yeah i'm not buying anything no yo you guys almost just got me to buy [ __ ] all right how do i is there a bigger menu there's like a dlc store but where's the i mean regular items where's is this is this it that's is this how you get or do you have to like buy it in the dlc store oh just rotates okay well i need more money and this is a watermelon just refreshes oh okay i mean no i mean the lines are a little too dark but what buy the dlc i don't just have like a hamburger did i get helmet on the outside of a watermelon is not red yeah yeah i know why am i the weird guy because i'm the i'm talking about the outside of a watermelon watermelon okay yeah i'm that's right it's just a little too hold on i gotta go um it's a little dark it needs to be green like dark green just gonna follow it all right i made up all the time i lost it's not red on the outside it's red on the inside you smashed me in the head with a mallet maybe i would open up and be red just follow it don't fight it just follow it see him had his hands out he was like i'm gonna get you you [ __ ] what what happened it was a jump i had to jump over that don't fall through the little butt crack there please i can't get eliminated in the first round i mean like i can't i was too busy looking up watermelons whatever i'm so this game is so addicting because you i just want to win one but it's probably never going to happen that's how they keep you here you desperately want to just win one time but it's probably not going to happen you'll come close but you'll never win i think that's just the br marketing scheme just make people come really really close to winning every single time but they never do so they keep you there is gambling yeah it's like you're sitting at a slot machine you you put in like 10 bucks you lose five you win 10 you lose four you win two you lose eight you win yeah it's just a slot machine don't get hit by the debris all right which one i'm going in the middle no oh [ __ ] i didn't think it was going to be real all right right that's fine i just have to qualify who cares disqualified don't matter there's 42 of us all in the same spot it's who's lucky enough to walk by first [Applause] it's black friday another watermelon pog i have to win one of these keep your balls in your area to earn points keep so we have to keep our balls in our area oh the goal okay i'm going to be on offense this is just a game of soccer i'm going to go on offense and i'm going to go like i'm going to go drop kick the goalie okay here we go ready i'm going to get red ball this red they don't expect like three of us to come get red i didn't expect that i got him just keep it over here i'm going to go get a blue ball or a red one blue no there's nobody over here this red one right here i'm going for this one there's only two people on red two people on yellow let's go for it on the side side side side no no no no no no no no on the side good keep it going excellent okay they don't have any it's just i just feel like i'm playing risk you play with three or four friends one of them instantly just hates the whole game and is destroyed like yeah dude you picked australia and i came over from europe and [ __ ] just blacked out and now you have to watch us have to spend the next four hours trying to fight each other although late game having that australia zone that's two uh that's two units every round that's a strategic location to have risk i wasn't even paying attention to me we're going to get it [ __ ] eliminated hi it's ty i mean over time how did red get all these what happened you were too busy talking guys we're just running into each other last time i checked guys you don't play the game of chess by you smooshing all of your pieces into all of my pieces and whoever has more pieces on the board in 30 seconds wins the game that's how you play chess the guy that picked australia one it's actually like a really annoying place to have you put your troops on that that little zone there it's so impossible you just put like 500 units right in the entrance you just have australia the whole time let me i gotta get to like the top 10 again last game is so nerve-wracking what are they gonna have the dlc where i can just pay to be in the final 10. you know when are they going to invent the disney fast pass of this game right it's like oh 13 people have been eliminated and we've got one that just joined the fall guy fast pass you'd be hated when you everyone would just gang up on it dnq did not qualify in the first round unless somebody does something real dumb like that guy the guy that you just watched yeah i like dude you and me get it we get it like we're the only two that aren't gonna qualify we'll just be a fruit salad together this guy is this guy disconnected oh he's back how is this still possible why is it still going wait i just have to beat the pineapple guy you're throwing for views no i got trapped in that windmill i could have made it i just was sitting there talking to the pineapple guy he freaked out you know what probably happened the guy was probably sleeping in his chair with his pretzels on his crotch and he was just hanging out just stoned and when i grabbed him his controller vibrated and he freaked out what happened whoa whoa oh [ __ ] this just drool he's all over the side of his mouth and embarrassingly he looks over and there's a puddle of just wetness right next to his head and he just [ __ ] puts a blanket on it i don't want anyone to see that it's embarrassing i am going to qualify this time and i'm i'm going to just be quiet quiet no were we're putting too much weight on it [Music] why don't we just all keep look at that there's a bunch of people waiting for this to come down but we just keep ruining it we just keep making it too low no i don't do it are you trying to kill us only 10 people have made it so far this penis music i hate that i get it now but you know what i'm saying though i hate that i get it like oh yeah penis music i'm not supposed to get that i'm trying to drag this guy over the finish line so he stops doing this yeah all right man like you don't have to build a farm like all the way in the corner of the map for along this i already took your castle everybody gets that [ __ ] oh it looks like warcraft 3 online back in like 2002 for god he's too old i want the soda can one i hate this one i mean you could just ask the audience and just go to where most people are standing but sometimes the audience gets it wrong but eating a banana is a boomer thing like eating all right i know that banana right in the grapes right there this is right right one dude come on why push him off why push him off that was so that wasn't even called for that guy's probably so sad right now he got it right and he lost all right oranges watermelons okay orange watermelon over there what's the i didn't there was a cherry i'm on the edge i don't like being on the edge hey all right what is it uh cherry banana orange watermelon cherry banana orange watermelon cherry banana orange watermelon chili dish grapes holy [ __ ] i think anybody lost oh that guy did oh yeah that's a guy we we would have all made it but somebody pushed him off the edge and that [ __ ] was on camera you know we saw it happen all right this is the egg one i don't like this one it's too long i'm going right for a gold egg though a golden egg get that golden egg please good nice nice work i'll take that egg from you don't just defend what holy [ __ ] another golden goose block the game of football that's all this is don't let him get back you oh [ __ ] that guy he just gave them like 10 points really get it in there nice work all right blue can take it blue has nothing okay this i'm all right with this just defend that d get that d the d the d they're gonna try to get out just [ __ ] stop them wow completely unguarded this is a mistake defense genius defensive genius what's up sir all right we got two more right i gotta beat one of these you can throw eggs by diving letting go uh yeah don't choke depends on what this is fruit shoot dodge the flying fruit okay you gotta pick a side and just commit to dodging and not try to be first [Applause] all right i was already down i had damage mitigation pretty good dodge right there see that little shimmy oh i got a [ __ ] club [Music] sped right by him you move that with worst noise it was a car i don't know i'm ready to win i this is the last event i gotta win all right super mountain i hate this [ __ ] someone's always better than you the number one rule of br is somebody's always better than you no matter what somebody is there's always three people better than you in every game watch out for those balls there's one coming they don't even look oh no i'm never going to win you can't win there's no winning in this game you don't win there's no winning somebody's always gonna be in first place in front of you this is the carrot on a stick it just they make sure the carrots still there so you buy a bunch of [ __ ] kudos bars wait i got a crown oh [ __ ] i want it we're gonna do with a crown stealthy ooh boxer i'm gonna save my crown i don't want yeah i'm saving the crown let's go put this on though okay what do i get upper yes i need to change to my favorite colors the boston red sox there all right that's fine no pattern i'm just gonna be yeah i'm gonna be uh pink finally i can stand out that's like peter griffin i'm stopping doing that any time you go like that's peter griffin doing a funny song i can't do that the 10kp yeah there are holy [ __ ] there are 10k people here hey you think i'll be able to beat this new fall guys or do i have my i have to come back and do this tomorrow and try to win before i do anything else in my entire life like i have to win once they're keeping me in the casino i have to win no one is as unique as me all right stop trying to go up that one i was waiting too i was waiting and i didn't even get it i'm now i'm stuck forever ow i'm actually not in a bad spot somehow i just got destroyed i'm not going up the middle i have to be safe quickly quickly i was just in the road oh my [ __ ] god i'm so mad right now we were all waiting at the bus stop and for some reason i was waiting on the road and we were in the highway i still did it 36 that guy right there that that chocolate mint sprinkles guy is probably so mad that he didn't go over he was making it his job to [ __ ] everybody up that dude just had both hands over and over again he's just smashing his [ __ ] desk over and over again both hands projecting whatever [Applause] too many too many only 30 people can qualify this is not good oh no oh now what we have to go to the how do we do this we should lose stop doing it i'm going the other way i'm going you guys are stupid waiting for the bus it's the bus is always going to come on this side yeah yeah look at how everybody's like oh wait maybe we should do that too why what did that do why is this why am i why have a cursor on me why am i selected somebody drop a like a nuke on me what i don't understand what's the sport oh no [Music] excuse me they all just spawned on top oh come on it's too slippery and we can't do it right in the middle oh that that just saved me is this six of us really liked getting telefragged by eight people that all respawned in front of me [ __ ] scream [Music] pretzels are everywhere oh cbd sniff shut up no nobody listen to that guy he's a liar and he's just trying to [ __ ] mess with me and he's trying he's trying to defame me first round's always not the worst always the easiest why'd i fall i just running i want to be dumb why are these people all getting thrown over here oh yeah yeah funny target the streamer man that wicked funny yeah of course right yup says german 95 up there yeah grab me target the streamer nobody can even tell who is here right it doesn't even say your name i know this might sound really weird don't you want to eat these people this is the greatest compilation box of jelly bellies ever by the way what happened to jelly jelly bellies could have really really stepped a game up they decided just not to it's been the same gross peanut butter flavor no no uh butter flavored uh like throw up the smell induced vomit um jelly beans forever buttered popcorn like if you eat that i'm sorry i can't understand how i think i've said like 14 words out of order uh you know what i mean though buttered popcorn jelly bellies are just they're that i feel like they're only in there for people to make like jokes about i don't i don't like [Music] don't all do the same thing at once all right i'm safe for now it's going faster it's the worst thing to pick wait oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy boy oh boy oh boy do i jump on this one oh no i shouldn't have done that okay i'm good that guy really [ __ ] up but he's still alive why are we so good where are all the 11 year olds that fall instantly come on are we all 30 yeah i think so probably fall off somebody fall off somebody fall there's only two more people need to fall fall oh [ __ ] all right one more we're good oh yes it's kind of sad but this game is all like 30 year olds and we all think that everybody else is 10. i never thought about it like that why can't we just have fun yeah why does it matter that doesn't matter just why can't we just have a good time i don't like this one [Applause] am i [ __ ] this up i think i'm [ __ ] this up i might be messing this up first i'm like throwing them and they're bouncing back get the golden egg alright we got more blue over here go go go go go go go go go go good good okay back in the game how much is a gold egg worth no are we going to be the team that everybody comes and just ruins no i'll be defense fine get eggs in here i'm defending this place with my [ __ ] life guys oh my god we're so bad this is awful this is so bad what do i do what am i supposed to do we lose it's over we couldn't get one egg to stay here i'll be the only guy that has one egg nobody talks that wasn't toxic it was zero seconds left toxic you could have won we had two points the people in second place had 21. am i gonna play minecraft today no probably not going to play minecraft for another year that's not true ftk is happening in like two weeks sorry about that never mind like three weeks or something oh i want to make sure i say this if you the reason why the dlc movie night was going to be the end of august is because when i didn't really give anybody a cutoff date i did that stream and then disappeared for two and a half months so now on the 23rd that's the last time you can submit anything and please go check out the rules [Music] what i got banned no i didn't my my low priority queue what happened i think it actually banned did i no good all right i gotta focus i'm just gonna put on focus music uh i i'll do it after this gotta go with the flow with this okay sick all right well i'm going this way don't fire don't fire don't fire good epic oh my god this is so epic stop diving i can't help it i'm sorry the guy was just wanted to go he didn't want anything to do with that you see look at how what flavor would that guy be that guy would be like this weird raspberry cotton candy and [ __ ] this would be like licorice uh mint watermelon they don't have they have all those flavors what other flavors would you add they have all these every single one of these that could be a flavor they have it in jelly belly don't switch the subject you're toxic yeah you want to see toxic i'll show you toxic i'm not going to do anything everyone's just waiting with just clenched oh what's he gonna do he's gonna do something [ __ ] up no i don't give a [ __ ] i'm just playing the game oh dessert he like shook me off a little and i i was i was holding up on the controller thinking he would go off [ __ ] smashing my hand okay i have to i need focus music i don't even know what folks music is right now i don't like a dial tone how can i not hear this why can't i hear that i can't hear it you can what's the first thing you think about when you want to focus um first thing i want to focus go to the first thing um energy just like body energy not uh not anything too loud or oh no no i just just just body energy body heat that's what i think of like how is there a song like or the thing that okay body how about halloween farts three that's not a real song and that's i mean maybe it is why is it halloween what's the difference between a halloween fart and a christmas fart i think they put the same thing did you put one through an echo filter with like a pitch shift on it he needs to center his chi all right i hate this one this one's too easy just to blow up and just lose hey we think you're gone i'm in the middle of a battle royale where every second counts i can't click on the link right now and somebody just stole a golden goose from us all right i got there's two eggs over here i gotta start fighting just grab somebody good just don't be in last place all right that's good just defend no one's paying attention wrong guy oh no they're all coming in they're all coming in they're all coming in our zone hey why is everybody standing around 19 seconds we're good no that's not that's one of my friends okay all of blue team is in the red base i did it [Applause] toxic team kill all right what do you want me to click why can't i not hear this though that's annoying somebody just uploaded this somebody just uploaded this or they just titled uh something differently this is halloween farts three houses what is it gonna do with parting i don't understand wait soccer all right all right all right let's go i just [ __ ] up for everybody i just ruined everything what pretty good shot all right line it up bounce it over here i know that they did i know they did this in soccer watch it get it in there oh now they're in trouble four to one nice i set that up i set that up big time good setup this is bad blue is kind of getting destroyed just whatever no no don't go chase it don't go we're up by six points five points we don't don't go chasing it where's the goalie oh somebody's screaming right now gonna bounce back this way watch i'm gonna head in there thank you yes come on do it yes no we gotta get to 10 points wow that was an across the 11. this is just sad now didn't leave like i did are they not children like i am damn there's only nine people there's a it's like an 11 chance that i just win just because i exist this is awesome okay you'll let them bump their heads not mine somebody hit that toucan up there get hit hit him hit him hit him hit him he's gonna miss he's gonna miss watch us he's gonna miss he's not gonna get it he's gonna miss i hate this game engine sure put it on i feel oh i'm going to i'm the toronto blue jays oh i like it like that i'm not going to play the bob and i play the halloween album again i'm trying to find out where there are parts it's just every haunted house i've ever been to there's nothing there wait wait oh no i've had wrong audio i've had [ __ ] up audio the whole screen yep my audio has been completely closed the entire screen so i have a pair of headphones that i have an extender for that extender for some reason i plug the headphones into the extender if it's not just right it can really just screw up the entire audio it's muffled and shitty sounding and i have to like wiggle it around a little so it actually like i cannot hear what's going on i feel like wiggle the thing okay wait don't fall for that is that not true that really is a problem that i have and it looked like it wasn't plugged in all the way oh this you guys are [ __ ] around oh okay so one of you just made this and uploaded oh this video was uploaded in 2015 all right let's see who comes in i'm gonna try to ruin somebody's dick i'm going to try to be 41. is that toxic now i'm going to watch the guy just desperately coming and i'm going to just walk over right when he gets right here is it toxic isn't that just part of like the jelly bean game that's what you i can do this it's toxic i saw that right side over there there was like 10 people so i'm like no i'm not all right this guy right here is doing it let's see if he gets it 37 no where is he oh i'll be a coward in that scenario that's fine put on calming fortnite music i have to like turn the music off on this what is calming fortnite music people fortnite has a soundtrack it does that's a soundtrack but yeah but is it something that people like actually listen to no god damn it why is this left boy not going down ever again you saw that what the hell was that [ __ ] all right i that was stupid that thing stayed up for five rotations all right get out get out get out get out get out i'll put on the fortnite song what is it [Music] where's the fortnite song no that why am i brb preston fortnight music the calm before the storm is this gonna work uh go back what am i doing okay let's relaxing gaming music fortnite ost this is not haunted house music sounds like halloween music i'm gonna get a dmca from fortnite really okay no music just only my breath that's all you're gonna get no people are gonna hate that i'm not that's not funny that's just people like a thousand people leave if i do that all right i gotta pay attention i have to come in first why does this guy have the same clothes on that's always the worst thing in the world you go to a halloween party and you hope to god that nobody else has the i'm the adult i'm in the adult doctor costume thing on the bag and two other people at the party have the like nurse bag costume what do you mean huh you go to a halloween party and somebody's wearing the same costume that they got out of the bag from the like the party store like the costume is in a bag nobody understand what i'm saying when you go to a halloween party and everyone's dressed up and a bunch of those people there got their halloween costume 40 minutes before the party and they got it out of a bag it's just a bag it's got uh a hat a little thing for a basket a suit uh it's just a bag costume i know what he said yeah why is this so bizarre you guys ever been into a party store in your entire life you know how they have just the wall of just pre-made ready to go just costumes in the bag i'm getting trolled here what is a party store [Laughter] this stuff still exists this wasn't like something from like the 40s this is the bag costumes and it's wolverine and the the legs the pants are so short that they end up being like capris you get like a shitty wolverine mask that covers half of the top part of your face and for some reason the arms are so baggy i've worn them before it doesn't even come claws i was in a good position until i got hit okay i'm just what rng is this i'm getting hit with every single [ __ ] one of these music i need music what can i put on for music that's not gonna get my channel [ __ ] terminated am i gonna have to make my own music to listen to on stream put on the tekken 4 ost all right now you're talking i don't even know what this is damn it i want to play this one not fair this one looks so cool tekken for full soundtrack this one looks fun i've never seen that one i had a shot at that honeycomb level and i really blew it i'm so sad i'm gonna get dmcad by tekken i'm not that's not gonna happen this is pretty perfect gaming music powder it sounds like i just grabbed this is right in the middle of a drum solo well these sounds ruin it no you can't even hear it i'll fix let's it the momentum going everyone's gonna be fine like gex i don't know if that is [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no no no no don't please i was the last [ __ ] to cross that finish line all right how do i yes please don't don't that's actually gonna get me in trouble okay this is just what happens when the dj is setting up his [ __ ] he hasn't started doing anything yet he doesn't start for another 15 minutes never play 100 gigs it's awful i don't even know what that is i don't know i i'll listen to it off stream oh [ __ ] i'm just barely getting these oh dear oh why no dude it hit me with everything it hit me every single time you hope i get banned i lost [Music] what's that that sounds kind of scary [Music] i feel like i have to be on drugs staring up at the ceiling for this song to make sense this is a main character just did drugs and is lying on bed staring at ceilings [Music] way too loud this one do this one this one i can't play things that are copyright claimed uh you're gonna get me in big trouble this is this is hog fortnight the end lobby music i don't i don't i don't want to listen i don't care i just i just really i'm just going to be honest with you i don't i don't care about fortnite at all like i really just don't i don't i'm just gonna be completely honest with you i have to be play this it's not copyright i'm not putting that on i don't know what that is all right we keep get i get i lose this every time i don't think i've won this once in the two times i've seen it wait i'm on blue team i figured out what they are but they're pikmin by the way i can't even see the chat right now as long as you're not in last place it doesn't matter all right can we seriously break this up this is [ __ ] no one's paying attention to this one four keep it over here don't push it out don't push it out don't push down keep that in here get off of me play the slay the spire soundtrack hold on oh no no don't get it in here a big ball go over at the same time okay red just red is furious right now red was fine they had four until the last two seconds play this song it's copyright free copyright free all right what is it tekken 7. why what's with tekken tekken 7 infinite azure round one this is not gonna do anything bad right okay all right i'm good i made it i'm down to one of the last few have i even finished this course why did i follow the masses what would i do that why did i do that why am i doing this that guy just grabbed me that guy grabbed me he grabbed me right before i jumped on and we lose what why even have a grab in the game it's just i'm gonna just [ __ ] up your day you i don't have no idea who you are but [ __ ] you three people people are quitting the game so so many people left the game people i'm gonna qualify there's only 10 people left no no no no please oh no i i hate this level i was so proud [Music] yo i feel like i get the same i feel like i get the same game play here if i just went out into my living room spun in a circle and just sprinted in a direction i feel like i would have the same amount of fun do it do it on stream do it and that's not to say that that's not fun right yeah you just need to get like 10 people in the same room to do that i'm too afraid i i would have stayed up [Music] wouldn't [Music] [ __ ] i thought it was gonna be everyone was so afraid to do it [Music] oh come on man thirteen eighteen nine twenty one twenty three four uh huh everybody just from the circle and it spreads in the direction and hit your head into a wall [Music] all right what's next on the put on pikmin pikmin oh you know this ost is awesome you're right put on farting around by kevin macleod i feel like i've heard that song before barton around i actually haven't that's the first time i've ever heard that all right can i seriously get to the last event again i just want to get to the last event it's fun when you get there do good then i mean is is there a do good in fall guys are you sure we're all just not pieces of popcorn that are gonna get grabbed and shoved into somebody's [ __ ] mouth and just whoever didn't get grabbed the last like five like burnt colonels that didn't get picked up they win the game don't give it to them don't give it to them they want that that's what they want that's what they're all just sitting there waiting for it i'm not gonna give it to you i'm gonna be very i'm mad i'm not i think i didn't do anything wrong get out of the way quick go in [Music] oh this is the one that goes [Music] i've heard this before i'm not drinking on stream ever again oh great canadian [ __ ] club 20 community subs i think other people have given [ __ ] too and i'm just stupid yeah we had 20 subs from great canadian [ __ ] club we had 10 from poshmeister five from unionized your workplace five from ajax the mediocre we had the fifty dollars from weak cankles thank you and five from uh mcnaster [Music] rumor said the [ __ ] word why does it i i don't well okay you just can't just don't fall off you don't have to come in first you don't have to qualify doesn't matter just make it to the top it doesn't matter i'm trying to get ahead of people and it's just get to the top [Music] what's the point of even trying to do the super secret jump bounce thing when it's gonna kill you these people can all fight each other i don't even care i'm just going to try to finish don't do anything sneaky anything weird i just want to win did they all day i should have waited somebody i have i've hit somebody's [ __ ] crotch you can't have this many people in the ball pit at the same time somebody said this level is the scrub killer [Music] all right it's the furthest i've ever been i'm sorry dude all right easy easy there's nobody around me get away from me don't touch me i'm okay i'm okay [Music] all right final round let's go i need to win one please 12 remain 10 9 8 7 7 people that's it there is a [Music] 18 chance that i win this game just because i exist all right i'm going to win this one i'm going to turn this [ __ ] music off i don't what is this music turn it off turn it off quiet i want complete silence [Music] the [ __ ] button didn't work you you all right fine [ __ ] ollie i'm trying to make just a big trap in the middle so what about me what about me i'm gonna get trapped oh no no i gotta go this way i'm out of stuff you piece of [ __ ] this guy's all the way up here still come on no i tried so hard i got raspberry oh cool this one is hyper why are you looking me a playlist oh it's yakuza um or whatever thought i really thought i was gonna win that one when i saw that there was four people eliminated and there's only two people left oh i really thought i was gonna be the one but i have more space there are actually three left yeah [ __ ] i don't even think you can can win like winning the lottery you always know somebody does but you don't put on uh cheers to you no no no no that we are not at that drastic of a time period for that [Music] this level the whole thing doesn't matter until right here 8302 that's me 42 all right i'm just texting uh all right wisdom i played yakuza zero i liked it but i that was back when i was a jeremy streams one jeremy streams a game one time for two hours on splatoon cartoon music fine i mean we're playing a cartoon game [Music] yeah i know but i've heard this one a million fine i'll do it for one round i knew it was gonna happen drop drop all right i focus i'm gonna lose i'm not gonna qualify i'm not gonna qualify i qualified somehow ost for the best game and it's my birthday sure happy birthday by the way this is the noid when there's a pizza guy what was it pizza hut what chain was the noid pizza what did they get rid of him for he used to bounce around a pogo stick right i'll get rid of them always dominoes why they get rid of the noid what was wrong with them gotta get the middle okay all right terry terry terry okay watermelon i'll move don't move nobody will get off my spot why do that guy almost just okay this is rugrats this is just the rugrats theme song rugrats and seinfeld why is seinfeld the same thing wait wait i don't i wasn't paying attention which way where where where the i don't know i have no idea i wasn't paying any attention at all i'm just gonna stand over here with all these people [Music] do okay orange apple orange grape apple orange grape apple orange grape i don't know what the watermelon is just ask the audience wait why did the music just become okay come on i'm never gonna win no sucker jump over the spinning beam and avoid falling into the slime ah i haven't done this one yet this is a new one wait wait wait wait there's two of them this two this two this two but this two but this two this two this two this two oh does it go faster i just don't want to be in the same spot as everybody else oh my god i'm fine laughs [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Music] ah [Music] there's a win already hold on let me just let me just go get a deck of cards and just [ __ ] fan it into the air and then just go find the ace am i am i doing enough like metaphors for this game how many of my that's like four [Music] i'm gonna get the fast pass [Music] [Music] so game made for babysitting maybe if you had 60 babies they were all playing in the same lobby [Music] a baby lan party quite a few people actually so what are we doing tomorrow what am i screaming tomorrow i'm going to give you some choices here i'm going to give you a few choices the choices are the chronicles of riddick uh the remake one the one that was on ps3 [Music] don't stream ever again oh man i'm sorry um okay dude i'm whatever it got to me that's that's getting to me i'm sorry dude um uh all right so this i got the reddick game i've got let's take a look in a second super monkey ball i don't have that yet it's on the way he'll be here soon god damn it no it's i can't even stand up oh my god i'm not gonna qualify i'm not gonna qualify it's over i don't think i'm gonna qualify i gotta i gotta overtake a bunch of people right now or it's not happening what the [ __ ] happened to me [Music] no stop jumping on here no what is this song called into the ocean by frank albertson wow quick do something funny all right fine i can't quit hurry up do something funny if you're funny meter drops below [ __ ] 25 man i'm dead sorry dude hey i'm going to win this one i'm gonna i'm gonna win this one i'm gonna do everything possible to win not that one though you never get the song name that was called this was called wistful wild from pikmin 2. [Music] i know what you're playing this is my plan too we all have the same plan i thought that was coming i thought i killed that guy i just saw the propeller and then i saw blood oh come on [Music] hey this music is making me sad i gotta get this sad music off [Music] gonna play cooking simulator oh hell yeah not right now but yeah i will get it one's gonna spawn right here somewhere look at this empty spot come on do it do it oh [ __ ] why are you guys standing around where's the whole team afk did i do it [Music] was this one disconnect incoming what do you mean you're very cute play this one well it's halo 2. grab the tail all right there's nothing many people right now this is a smaller group of grab the tail i have one what's going on wait why is this me versus two people this is the final wait that's the i just have to have a tail and i win is that you tell me that's how this is going to play out wait they're all coming for the tail [ __ ] idiot hey i clearly grabbed that [ __ ] guy he got him [ __ ] me here oh you just fell for the oldest trick in the book but then you fell i fell for the oldest trick in the book five four three two one i win i won the game i won i won the game i won the game i won the game i won the game i won i did it i don't feel fulfilled at all i just i feel horrible actually i feel like that but i don't i don't feel fulfilled i need 10 more and maybe i'll it'll be close that one doesn't that one i don't feel fulfilled on that one that one was like the servers died and like 30 people got booted wait but i got fiverr internet that means my internet outlasted them right that somebody said that that counts as a minigame i didn't get any rewards either oh i didn't win that was a pretend win oh all right well i'm probably gonna play riddick tomorrow that game looks insane i feel like i'm going to have a ton of fun in riddick it's a stealth game you gotta you know like break people's necks behind them and there's like a shooter and stuff it's like a shooting game right like third person first person perfect game yeah you should play fall guys it really sucks that the one that i'm potentially going out on is the fake one that i didn't even really win that makes it even worse i feel horrible like i wanted to win so bad and i didn't i i pretend one there's just i don't i don't feel that i hate this the servers are dead okay all right tomorrow that's gonna i'm that's it i'm gonna call it here we will i'll probably do a longer one tomorrow i'm feeling probably like a more than five or six hour stream probably tomorrow i really want to play riddick if you log in again you'll have a crown i mean is that true let me see the chronicles of riddick yeah they made a couple of games actually they made one game then they remade it and added a dlc campaign and just made it another game kind of a weird development story actually let me actually just see this do i get a crown you start streaming five hours later tomorrow uh i will probably start tomorrow around 11 to 12 pacific probably like 11. the servers are still dead damn okay all right well at least i got to play it i didn't know if i was going to get to play this or not and i did technically win so you can take that away from me if you want you can remove that from my gamer license that's fine but i did technically win a game all right yeah i'll see you guys later i'll see you guys tomorrow i actually kind of like it i think it's fun i'll see you tomorrow somewhere around probably 11 o'clock pacific there's a [ __ ] little people here and you know i'll be honest with you there's been a shitload of people here since i came back like seven to ten thousand viewers every stream now i can't even this it's it's ridiculous these are numbers that i didn't think were [ __ ] possible so i i am shocked that this many people are still sticking around so happy you're here i hope that you continue to enjoy it i hope we have fun because i'm i'm shocked that there's this many people here and i'll see you tomorrow let's run the credits i think i got this finally fixed if i didn't then you're gonna hear me yell there was a whole i forgot about that there was an entire ai dungeon segment of this stream i forgot it was like an hour all right here comes the credits hopefully yeah all right but they're in the wrong spot it's okay and they're spaced weirdly and they have an even stranger font what is this font what is going on with your credits dude i don't know i'm trying to make it work they're [ __ ] up uh i star wars crawl no there we go all right just pretend that they're back there wait oh then they're too small whatever yeah i've moved it down all the way but i think but i think my layers are just screwed up oh i replaced oh i see okay i replaced the layer that this is supposed to be behind with like just images i don't know what the i don't know oh that was the last thing i'll see you guys tomorrow we'll play riddick if i you know i could just wake up tomorrow and be like nah [ __ ] that we're gonna do something else that was fall guys ai dungeon in about 35 minutes of me being irritated that my ethernet port didn't work hope to see you tomorrow it was a fun stream i had fun ow raid uh dude you know you know who's streaming right now that you know i i hang out with him a lot like in real life is orb he hasn't incredible orb he said he's a wicked good streamer he hangs out where i see him a lot like at least once twice a year let's go go to oh and i'm streaming early enough what's he doing among us what is among us well go say hello the game is a good game all right you guys are all getting you guys are all getting dump trucked on his stream so like be nice i'll see you guys tomorrow have a good night oh mute sorry me we do

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Length: 172min 29sec (10349 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 12 2020