Jerma Can't Wake Up

so one time I was asleep and those of you that have slept in had a kind of weird dreams before you could maybe relate to this so I had a dream where I was lying in my bed and it was very normal I just was in my bed looking at the ceiling and the doors there the bed is here there's a barrel over there okay whatever I'm not awake and I know him I'm dreaming and it's weird and I'm like what the [ __ ] this something's weird here I'm def this is real but it's not real I'm asleep okay so Kim is next to me in bed and I look over and I feel no no no no no you know when you're dreaming and you panic because you know you're in a dream and it's really real but you're not Lucid I've Lucid Dreamed a few times before but I can't I've never been able to do it for like at least a few years so I'm sitting there going I'm Dreaming I'm Dreaming [ __ ] I gotta wake up this is terrifying this is I'm panicking I'm panicking okay wake up please wake up wake up wake up wake up wake the [ __ ] up wake up and I woke up Adam in bed okay what is this where am I okay no no I'm just in bed there's the door there's the bureau there's Kim I'm still dreaming no this is not real I'm still in a dream this is [ __ ] up this I'm not I'm not awake I wasn't awake I was still dreaming so I'm lying there again SEC this is this is waking up I thought I woke the [ __ ] up I'm still in the dream this time I start to hear a weird noise coming from the door it's like I'm like [ __ ] up pick it up I just want to go I gotta stream in like [ __ ] two hours so I [ __ ] please wake up wake up wake up wake the [ __ ] up okay I'm awake look over here door get up I get the [ __ ] out of bed get me the [ __ ] out of here okay what's over here it's a light let me uh I I just can't make sure I'm awake flick the light switch up and down guess what when you're in a dream light switches do not work you want to test if you're dreaming flick a light switch if it doesn't work you're dreaming so I flicked the light switch like three times and the light doesn't turn on so I'm just like I'm [ __ ] stuck here forever I'm like I went back down I went to go lie down and I [ __ ] please just [ __ ] wake up God and I wake up again and I'm not awake yet but only this time by the way this was like 40 minutes in my brain not like 10 seconds so I wake up I'm like no this is not right again I look over Kim looks at me and she's looking over like this staring in my eyes and I'm just like that's not the [ __ ] real Kim that's not Kim I know it's not Kim and she's like what's wrong she had a real dick real [ __ ] up demon voice and she got up and she was like like towards me and I was like oh [ __ ] like I grabbed her by like the head and she's sitting there going like like [ __ ] snakes coming at her like all over her face and [ __ ] was [ __ ] horrifying and I'm grabbing it by the neck like trying to like strangle and I'm like no this can't be real and I'm trying to move her over and finally Kim in real life woke me up in real life and I'm just like like I get pulled out of the [ __ ] Matrix and she was like you're all right you okay and I'm just like yeah yeah fine I'm fine what's wrong wait what's wrong you don't want anyone ever know that you're [ __ ] dreaming and being like a psycho so I'm like yeah I do that you're [ __ ] tired you know it's like tired uh what why what's wrong what's the matter and she said she said you were lying there on your back and you were going like this [Music] oh that exact [ __ ] noise just like yes and that's why she woke me up yeah mouth closed too mouth closed high-pitched just exactly like that he's being brick yes this is real this is real this is not made up oh it was terrifying I thought I was never gonna get out and I thought I was stuck there forever she saved your life I I know right what if like I didn't have like a girlfriend what if I was stuck there forever what if I never got out of the dream world that would have been dead I woke up like five times oh I had such a bad headache I felt like [ __ ] that day then just lying there just like silent just like [Music] listen she said no emotion you were just lying there doing that [ __ ] wrong with me

Channel: wraithcat

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Id: lz0Ha0N42iQ

Length: 5min 48sec (348 seconds)

Published: Sun May 21 2023