Jerma's Top 100 Most Viewed Clips Of 2023

thank you dog what button do I press to get off camera that one also been seeing a lot of people talk it's weird because seeing a lot of people talk about Pegasus King 2 and they're acting like I didn't get an advanced copy of that game honestly like really really you don't think that I already have a copy of that game you don't think I've already played it kind of annoying I've always one step ahead of you two steps forward you're one step back two steps forward you're one step back I think we got to go up this ladder it's not even real this ladder goes up that's me sorry sorry s sorry B I'm on a lot of drugs look into the fire and tell me what your name is stop stop stop stop stop I don't know what you violated the law stop you violated the law pay the penalty or R in prison scum please stop stop you you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what if I do I don't there's no adventurers to talk to there's no players to interact with what happens when an NPC has no me can you hear me me it is me comea why can I still hear you and why did you say your name correctly instead of the French way sorry for what you had to see why can I hear you I always love you why can I hear you but isn't it fun just to kind of sit on the toilet and just do that it's like awesome when when I sit on the toilet I [ __ ] that's all I do youever just take a moment out of your life where you don't have to be like on a device wait you mean to tell me you just you go to the bathroom when you go to the B I just I'm sneaking into the public bathrooms I'm sneaking into the public bathrooms like I oh I got stop this [ __ ] once I'm sorry oh wait no no no I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it I got it just stay right there we're fine de dude you're not beating the you're not human allegations oh is he dead what the [ __ ] this scared [ __ ] what the [ __ ] he throw at me what did he [ __ ] throw at me drma do you like grilled cheese oh yeah I love grilled cheese especially when I drop on the ground and eat it wait that's an actual thing that's happened is that somebody said that right no I just pulled that out of the air dude like you didn't have to tell me that embarrassing moment I was literally just asking about grilled cheese like from my no one said that you sure yeah I swear what do you mean you ate it off the ground like David Hasselhoff meat meat a lot of meat for the uh the meat grinder he said it oh my God he said it finally finally look clip clip that get that part drag forward a timeline clip the end of that 12 seconds got it upload done you look like Freddy Fazbear what are you going to say oh my God what's happening Servants of the cylinder this is hurt I what the [ __ ] it's a grenade what can I scan it okay we got bring we got to we got to bring the guy back you get the generator it's oh it's coming after me it's coming after me it's coming after me it's coming after me it's coming after me it's coming got help anybody here D I'm you I you oh my body let's wait for the wind uhhuh wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow come on come on [Applause] that's that like a [ __ ] witch that was a [ __ ] witch my leg ow did I get the part you're sweating I know of many serpents they live in the lake I will show you come with me I will not step into the water oh please try please I will not Step In The Water please step in the water please I will not Step In The Water please get in the water please it's it's comfortable I will not Step In The Water please just come in at the water I'm not going to step in the water please step in the water please I'm not going to step in the water please just step in we can hang out I will not step in the water please all right I'm [ __ ] done talking to you you had enough it is clear this creature cannot harm you if you stay out of the lake after a few minutes of nashing its teeth at you it flicks its tail I why did I do that what the [ __ ] was I thinking I could have just jumped why did I do the the bug I was watching whoever it was run back and forth it's really funny happens watch out what what the hell no way dude what is that the sign someone tell sne he has to live he's the only he has to live he has to just get in there and turn the [ __ ] thing on oh my God more you know what I mean here's the key to my plans it sounds like they're searching for Lilith's son rathma together mother what are you thinking just drink it all right ever you should all have a player a right now and they should be nice whoever you are your prompt is okay Doug what the hell was that I really got to turn that off to turn it off there's no time for a nap by the way okay give me a second Captain Crunch is up here and he's laughing at me and he's like [ __ ] with me I got to get rid of him just give me a second Captain Crunch is making fun of me right now he's just like Oh my Captain Crunch cereal is more nutritious than this [ __ ] dope it's he's up there and I got to get rid of him he's like laughing in the chat get over here what the [ __ ] is happening what the oh get it oh no no oh yeah he's I cannot wait to play this those of you that don't know why I'm excited about a Street Fighter game when it's like what when has he ever cared about this it's this game mode and just wait y that ass is huge was distracting holy [ __ ] okay um what was I I don't remember what I was saying hey everybody hey everybody's buying everyone popcorn tonight hey wait a minute they should have shot him out of a can oh quadruple Dodge nice try dude all right you got any more you got any more in [Music] there what oh okay it's L2 is Phoenix ship all right got it ooh [ __ ] [ __ ] what did that say [ __ ] [ __ ] what dides that say what why did that happen like they're having an auto update whatever I'm going to get the guy don't look at him oh [ __ ] is he dead I'm going to pick up his I'm he got [ __ ] electrocuted dude something just like evaporated him with electricity guys guys guys guys gero you want a tag team give me the trouble um hold on this seem seems like a terrible people got rocked by this boss back in the day I mean this guy's this guy's no joke this game is don't put that on screen don't put that on stream and ruin my life it's already there okay don't put that on okay [Music] you're just going to stand there that's what I would say in that situation oh 100% I'm glad that they're they're doing that instead of being like oh whoa better look out no you'd be like [ __ ] [ __ ] please help me please God help me what the oh [ __ ] that guy got crushed God I did not expected to be like that I thought I've had it I thought I had it fine the the sound of that's the sound I would imagine that a big duck siiz horse would make so if they make if they're going to make sounds like that then boy oh boy I would want to be really prepared for them stur better make it he come on stir I mean we of the depends on you right now making it of a mission and then they just left come on oh my God no it's within reach oh my God I if I don't make it I'm going to scream no get on get on oh my God he made it oh my God oh my God he actually got on my what wow we made it oh my oh my God holy [ __ ] dude that was insane I never SE like that the train started going I just grabbed the ladder that was [Music] unbelievable [ __ ] no okay what happened the shocking scene before you is that of the appalling situation that has developed at the opening of The W chemical Factory here in Venezuela the South American Redemption have taken over the building but insist their intentions are peaceful perceptive Miriam is back and they're incredibly menacing let let them let them stay let them stay let them stay let's let let's let this play out you took me out of my weird state I'm dead just go go go is it Gideon I'm just going who is it it's blade I think it's Millennium it runs over Dude the run's over the run's over the run's over what the [ __ ] we're not going to I'm there's no it's impossible I made the accidentally the foundation on this side uh is a little bit higher by about 5 ft that's why when you the house is a little slanted but I did it I I made that I made this house with my bare hands can't learn that on Tik Tok so what so what if you can't put a drink on the table it'll fall down I don't see you with any tools what's happening we're not in a ring we're not in a ring who am I vers where there's no one here oh ah can you pause the stream I got to go to bed um and I don't know it's it's hard to put into words it's overwhelming and that's why I pull out a lot that's why I disconnect so often cuz I I I need to I don't want to get too overwhelmed that I end up go for it I've tried it a few times but I don't think no no way no that bird that was not real by the way all right what do you got uh what was the thing we upgraded what is in here uh robot floor cleaner 250 that's way too much uh I'm going to put a dining table someone help me with my homework uh yeah okay we're going to go through one through 1 through 20 a b c a b b c a d d a b c d b a b got [Music] it done appreciate it pick just say appreciate you what the [ __ ] no I don't think it did no it did I swear to God it [Music] did yay all right before you make everybody leave the stream with your with your incessant anger towards me and your bickering have we had a problem this whole time yes since when I think that I think that problem has come up several times are jumps have been desynced a little bit you're like oh that jump was a little bit messed up like here is the first time I noticed it because it's very clearly these things will fall and you need to go across them as quickly as possible gites who's with me stada get in the Battlement sh the Cannons at the stada all right you ready can we do this and ah what happened there Mr super timing Mr perfect timing what happened what happened there Mr wait foring 1 2 3 4 5 oh we fell oh no everyone close your eyes this seems like a terrify idea open this door I'm going to Sprint I'm going to Sprint okay go this seems such a bad idea did so that happened real [ __ ] quick didn't it there it is there it is there it is watch this watch this I'm going you know what I mean I read a review that says no one ever gets to 50 really shut the [ __ ] up the way he just Dad pulled in then I saw it Moto sight they'll draw a crowd and leave it behind I don't remember that here's one time it doesn't matter who your neighbor [Music] is holy [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] here's the other Life's too short stop the hate announcing the room plus triple header holiday bonus first honey honey he's got seven doors now May's got seven doors he's got seven [ __ ] doors on his house one of those weren't there yesterday probably a [ __ ] warlock you're thinking too much into it he's probably just renovating not [ __ ] renovating nobody can build a door in less than that many doors in less than 12 hours son of you [ __ ] out of your mind hey guess what next time your your your mother comes in with groceries you get off your ass and go help he's on fire that's seven in a row and then I don't know maybe like oh okay maybe you can get some prives back or [Applause] whatever Dad hey next time your mother shows up the grocery you get off your ass and [Applause] H and imagine that conversation that I would have had to have hey man um yeah I uh I [ __ ] my pants and then I cloged the toilet and I I I'm not I'm not going to drive anywhere of course it's not happening can you you know maybe we give me a plunger and and deliver it and I'll I'll pay you I was going to I was going to pay you know mean I was going to pay whatever it took what the [ __ ] is going on oh by the way Connor Sea Dog stop building [Music] what the oh [ __ ] you I did it where's The Last Enemy where's the last en of me oh my God yes holy [ __ ] oh I did it oh that's thank God oh my God you good yeah that's a long fall oh no don't watch My Stream I [Music] got area I I'm a sniper with piss and a bow and arrow wait what is that called it's called sniper sniper oh you're wait you're a sniper too I like to play sniper usually I just shoot people with a bow and arrow and I throw piss bottles at them I'm the Scout hey welcome okay germa's a scout what's your class poke um I'll do whatever Jesus I will turn you up then how was that how do I sound uh probably better okay what the [ __ ] just happened why did you do that what the hell what did H what honestly what just happened wait what was that what happened you don't even ride the ride I just get in line at Disney World wait till I'm about to get called to go into the cart and [Music] leave chefs four of you are going to make it through the next round only two of you will do this next challenge before you is a sacred ingredient all right I don't want to get killed what the hell is that uhoh oh no oh no oh no oh no oh no you that can't be too what do you mean Valiant gargoyle first Elden Lord Valiant gargoyle Twin Blade first Lord that's not correct all right I Lord uh oh okay so the Tom Hanks the voice thing I'm talking about yeah when you when you if you eat and you get kind of food kind of stuck a little bit there like milk voice a little bit for some reason it it makes me sound just like them so I recorded this this was literally last night I have to make sure I don't lose it because if I lose it then I won't sound like Tom Hanks and anymore and when you get when you finally get the Tom Hanks voice that's when you really can shine as an actor and be a part of I was in Forest Gump and I was you know I was I was Woody in Toy Story remember it's me Woody and you buzz are gonna get us in trouble with Andy and it's gone [ __ ] that was a good one though that uh what okay if I make it over the mine and make it back what do I get uh wow I'll give you a little dance I'll give you a little dance I'll press one I'll press is it easy it's easy it's easy so easy my head on the anyway there you go my head on the [ __ ] not supposed to actually happen even over there what happened I I I hit Collision on the there was a monster the next game Prem the creator of the TGA nominated independent game my face cam doesn't work either apparently never [Music] mind I hope it's I hope it's really easy oh wait I think I saw oh it was a dragon it's a dragon what but then it wasn't a dragon but now it is a Dragon wait why Dragon it's a dragon it's a it's a different Dragon lame wait it's not a it's not a dragon help I'm dead I'm dead that was the [ __ ] scariest thing I've ever seen in my life that was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me it was like a 3D movie dude it was coming out of the screen my like chest hurts it actually was a 3D movie oh my god oh I'm here oh I just arrived at the gates oh it's the Gates of Heaven SpongeBob come over here okay SpongeBob I think I think I did a pretty good job I did I make it into heaven yeah and he pulls a [ __ ] lever and you drop straight to hell no you did not make it answer question what is your favorite what's your favorite single food item okay all right sorry my favorite food is a flavorless nutrient Pebble R cool that's that that's the answer I was looking for oh wait that sound like somebody in the other room screaming oh come on can somebody revive me I'll try I don't think you can where did you where' you die he fell in the hole I okay I'll try oh no it's you over [Laughter] here what the [ __ ] it's time to reveal the IQ and again don't be discouraged when you see this [Music] [Music] number [Music] Bo you will never defeat me you vile disgusting future demons oh that's completely missed I completely missed it I completely missed it I completely missed it I completely missed it I completely missed it [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] what the [ __ ] no he what do I do oh that's bad that's what happened [Music] where [Music] left control come in I have the package this is going to be hard to explain it Customs well done aah evacuate immediately he dies instantly he didn't get to say his [ __ ] line okay you ready I'm going like run right in front of it we got to pick what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh God oh God oh my God this is a dead end [Applause] got M6 I think poke is dead triang there's a very I got to get I got to be alone for this you know when you go to a haunted house and what was that noise I'm watching start play um there's the blob coming up in a moment careful careful and then you should be close to the exit I think is that Pac-Man what the [ __ ] just what what what the [ __ ] is happening [Laughter] what happened oh what the [ __ ] [Music] Happ [Applause] got [Applause] help oh my going on what was that dude what the hell was that oh my God what H what was that why did the game just do that you got to be kidding me that [ __ ] hurt big time what there we go okay I'm already at 720 dude how come this does by the way how come every time you get something it doesn't go ooh Chain Reaction groovy how come it doesn't do [Music] that I don't know how you do that reliably I don't understand what's wrong with this oh my god oh my god dude that was the worst [ __ ] scare I think I've had in like a year and I I like knew it was going to happen too that [ __ ] up my whole brain by a crowbar I would solve half the problems I could solve I could solve most problems with a crowbar I think getting in somewhere helping I just just give me just give me the Crowbar and I can fix everything I could get leverage I could you know use it to hook on and like climb a [ __ ] wall and [ __ ] or like a rock I could I could do so much with a crowbar am I spinning this again bottom left you are two steps away what spin left holy [ __ ] how did you guys do that how did you do that collectively in two turns what I am no I am actually [ __ ] losing my mind how that's I did all that work yeah I am bringing an Entourage I think it's this way I think it's this are you all right oh my [Music] God what what just ooze oh my God all right let's do it what the [ __ ] oh my hey you um hey everybody that's about to go in and we are we is anybody out here anybody out here oh no what about the lipstick what what you what I used to be Detective if you need advice just ask um first of all I that's a place of business I need to I would like to ask you for help you're gone okay I'm going to go over there and I'm going to I'm going to oh all right po can you get those free in I'll put the Co in I'll put it in I'm going to I'm going to cause a I'm going to be a nuisance he's on my brakes you would like lwig I [ __ ] met him like what do you mean I would like lwig we did the thing together you got me you got me so [ __ ] up tonight what what have I done come back come back get up here the dragon 5,000 years ago was you let me know when you're scout scout scout scout scout still alive Scout still alive oh that's how you tell we're back that's how you can tell we're back that's how you know we're back watch out behind spy oh no sorry I'm liar I lied Liar [Music] Liar I built a computer one time like 10 years ago and it made that sound when I turned it on and I turned it off unplugged it from the wall and cried I'm ready okay I am going to just this is what the people need um all right where are we going forget how to uh change the map okay um hey me Lords have you tried waiting for each other to jump you have a dent in your head I don't know probably what that gets you going was that you reading a comment cuz I thought you were responding to that person I was like that's he wouldn't usually go in like that I thought you meant that was you thought I was talking to you no what you read the comment the guy said why don't you try waiting to jump and you were just like hey you got a dip in your [Music] head you come come close gather yes look what I've [Music] discovered oh yeah watch this huh there I play my germa card seriously this will be easy just watch it's germa he's pretty strong oh yeah I built my deck with glooming welcome to the time lost world of Grotto beasts here Two Worlds Clash for the amusement of Lord ZX no way then I summon [Music] Mei [Music] I got him I'm get out of here I made it all the way up wait how do I drop this oh poke what's up oh hey what's up man oh that killed me you just went dead I'm dead man

Channel: Jerma Clips

Views: 121,483

Keywords: Jerma, Jerma985, Clips, Twitch

Id: CL3M6JLb3Vg

Length: 43min 23sec (2603 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 12 2024