Jerma's Terrifying Roblox Birthday

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Welcome, uh, welcome to the stream. It's a very, uh, special stream today. Today is somebody's birthday. I don't know who's birthday it is, but it's probably yours. I, uh, I made a promise a week ago. And uh… [shifts chair] And we're gonna do it! So we got, uh, we got a couple people here. We got Poke and Ster. Poke is going to guide Ster and I through the world of Roblox, because that's exactly what we're playing. So I'm just gonna show this because this is kind of a pain in the ass to set up, but whatever. Cool, cool, alright, I'm gonna— let me show this because people are waiting for it. Happy birthday! Happy Roblox birthday to whoever that was a week ago. I actually don't remember who it is. [chuckles] Oh, are you kidding me(?!) Yeah, Poke, it's somebody's birthday. That's the reason why I'm playing Roblox today. Oh, happy birthday somebody. Yeah, happy birthday. Is it a… Is it a real person? I think so, yeah. I actually think it's somebody's birthday. Who is it? Uh, it's my birthday. Is it really? Happy birthday, dude! Yeah, you didn't get me anything, but this'll suffice. Like I've been wanting to play Ro—I— tell me I haven't been hitting you up daily to play Roblox. Yeah… You can have some of that giant cookie over there if you want. Alright, are we ready? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What? What? Okay, so this is Roblox, right? It's a kids' game. Kind of. Kind of. On the main menu, how come I've already got Survive Michael Jackson? That works, we can jump into random stuff. I want to do Survive Michael Jackson in the kids' game. Why don't we just do it right now? First thing. I don't want to play Survive Michael Jackson! Why don't… Why not? Wait, it's my birthday and I don't even get to pick the game? "Survive Michael Jackson in Area 51 kill killers." Oh my God. 4.2 million people have played this. Alright, I'm just going to— I'm just going in. Are we just going in? Do you guys see my character? [chuckles] I'm joining you right now. I have a rocket launcher? I just saw you fall in the hole. "Rocket launcher." "Buy…" NO! Did I just buy it? Oh. "Cancel." How much Rob— do you have any Robux? I have like $100 in Roblox or something. Alright, well, let's go! Let's—let's play this… this game. I'm the guy behind you. Oh, where are you? Oh, wow! [MJ] ♪ Hee hee! ♪ What? Was that—? ♪ Hee hee! ♪ Who's—is that you doing that in voice? ♪ Hee hee! ♪ No, that's Michael Jackson! We have to hide from him. What? ♪ Hee hee! ♪ ♪ Hee hee! ♪ Wait, he's right here, he's— ♪ HEE HEE! ♪ Ow, my ears! [chuckles] Oh, he just ran away from you! ♪ Hee hee! ♪ ♪ Hee hee! ♪ Did you guys—? [player character grunts] I think I'm dead! ♪ Hee hee! ♪ I just saw you die! [chuckling] Hold on a sec! Let me turn this down, hold on. Alright, where's the audio—? There it is. OH my—! [loud grunts] Why would they do that?! Why would they have that be the thing that plays when you go down on the volume? Why would they do that? I don't even hear anything when I go down. Like, it's using the wrong— What was it? Was it like the, "Ugh!"? It was an extremely loud sound effect… when I press the down button on the volume! [laughs] That's not even fucking cool! What? Why are there two different Michael Jacksons chasing this one person? Oh, no, they're chasing me, I just, like, aggro'd. [laughs] They cloned him… in Area 51. Why did we let Ster pick the first game? What were we thinking? [chuckles] Uh… I feel like it's a prerequisite… …to be able to play anything else. You need to be able to survive Michael Jackson, then you're like free to go around the playland. Okay, you're fire guy, right? You're the phantom Fireman. Yeah. I'm Fire Guy. Your hitbox is way too big. I'm default guy. Okay, yep, I see you right here. And then there's Poke right there. I'm the weird robot with the chain. All right, are we going? Yeah. Okay, here we go. "Dude, you're a 37-year-old man." Yeah, what of it? Do you have any idea what fucking today is? Honestly, if the kids are into it, you need to stop being such a boomer and acclimate. Like, if you don't get it, that's on you. This is going to take like two or three hours. It's going to take me all day to clean up. Yeah, I saw you play in a game like this earlier today, Poke, so you're all—you're all… you're all practice. Is this person hacking, Poke? This person's, like, flying around. No, he probably paid money. [chuckles] Oh, okay. Uh, the stage was hard. [laughs] So, but—all right, I have a question. If you bought the magic carpet to fly around, what's the point of the whole game? Isn't the whole point, like, to jump around and jump on the platform so you just, like, fly to the end? Yeah, but instant gratification. You can just… you can just do it. They offer… That person just took my fuckin' hair! What just happened? I'm, like, enjoying— I'm, like, having a good time right now! [laughs] I'm actually enjoying this. That makes sense to me. These are like… this is the pace of game you typically enjoy. Ster, did you, um, did you beat the last boss in Sekiro? [clears throat] What the—? How'd I fall? [chuckles] You know that I didn't. [chuckles] "Dude, are you zonked right now?" What does that mean? People think I like… smoked weed before I did this. No, I'm—I'm—this is a birthday party. That big cookie over there is going to be shared by all of us. Ooh, that one looks actually really cool. This one, uh… I love this one. Really cool. [chuckles] What?! You act like that—oh what, am I ironically—I can't say that looks cool? It was like, the Jerma hashtag ad stream voice. Shut up! 'This is really cool.' Shut up. 'This looks like—this looks sick.' I fucking hate your guts. [chuckles] All right, I'm turning it on. [chuckles] This is… [engine starts up] This is fucked-up looking, by the way. It's o—it should be—it should be on. [brakes squeal] I think, Ster, I think you have to— [brakes snap] [laughs] [brakes squeal] I think you have to steer. If you go too fast, we might fall. Don't go too fast? Yeah, we might fall. SLOW DOWN! Dude—oh— Well, I didn't know, I thought we were just— I thought it was like a fucking Disney ride. I didn't know we had to control it. Poke, I love your character. Oh my god. Thank you. I don't even get a fair try. [sirens wail] [chuckles] Why are there police coming? [sirens wail] [laughs] [sirens wail] Oh, we're good. [laughs] [brakes squeal] [engine pops] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] How do you do one turn?! [brakes squeal] [chuckles] I can't—I'm stuck. I don't know. [engine shuts off] [chuckles] [engine starts up] Ah, shit, now we gotta wait for the maintenance guy to show up and fix this ride. I paid money for—so I can fly in this. Like, I'll fix it. [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] All right, we're good now. All right, this is straight coming up here. [brakes squeal] [engine pops] Whoa! I didn't—what just happened? You… you didn't see the little bumps? What? There were l—? [chuckles] I didn't know there was gonna be little bumps! Hold on, can we fix it? Poke, can you fix it? [engine idles] [laughs] [engine revs up] [laughing] What?! [laughs] [laughs] Made it. Well, we lost him. Are you holding a cotton candy? What is in your hand? It's a flight potion. Oh, I thought you were just, like, enjoying the carnival, eating a cotton candy. [engine runs] [laughs] [engine runs] I al—I also paid—I also paid for this right here, the fast car. Wait. See, he's got cotton candy! "Scary tunnel"? How do we get to the scary tunnel entrance? That sounds fun. Past the loop-de-loop. Oh, Ster, you got to use all of your gamer skills here and do this. We have to go in this— [stock explosion from Sound Ideas] [both laugh] Wait, what happened to you? I didn't do anything! [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] Well, that—that's that. That one's over. We're still attached or something. Why? Maybe. I think it's asking me to buy it to even sit in it. Yeah. Wait, to sit in it? Yeah. Oh, no, no, I—I—oh… Wait, I can—I have— I got money. You want to buy it? I got 259, um, Roblux after this. So I have access to it now. Ster, do you have 60 Roblux cents? Yeah, for anyone who has kids, and you're wondering, like, how your kid spent, like, $1,000 in Roblux, this is how. [laughs] No, there's way worse ones. [engine runs] [brakes squeal] Ooh! [engine revs] Wow. There's too many bumps! How much did you pay for this? It was… I don't know. Forty cents? For—forty cents too much. The car is coming behind us. [stock explosion from Sound Ideas] [laughs] That default stock explosion sound is like my favorite part so far. [engine runs] "Remain seated." What—why would you— why do we have a dehumidifier? This is the, uh, suffering process to get the… Oh… …start suffering. [chuckles] All right, ho—? [brakes squeal] Have we have we been dehumidified yet? [alarms wail] [alarms wail] Uh-oh. [alarms wail] [scanner zaps] [alarms wail] [laughs] [scanner zaps] [alarms wail] This would be the scariest fucking ride ever! [both laugh] This would be terrifying! No child should ride this! [alarms stop] No human should ever ride this, this is scary. 'You are now less humid.' All right, let's go! You got—make sure— Slow— You gotta press the button. Oh, it's after the loop. [laughs] You stink! I just hold "W"! There's nothing else! You stink. Flubbed it. "Go backwards if you got stuck." Oh. [stock explosion from Sound Ideas cuts] [all laugh] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] That's… That was a perfect cut. Yeah, it's perfect. Yeah! Yeah. That'd be great— that'd be great for the TikTok. People make this joke, and I know you were making this joke earlier, but… just being able to jump from experience to experience really is kind of… That's my cup of tea. You just can just play what— you just jump into— Who cares? You play for five minutes, fucking leave, right? Like—or an hour. Doesn't matter. Yep. That's your Steam library. Yeah. I'm ready to—I'm ready to game for like, a solid three minutes, and then we can just hop into a brand new experience. ♪♪ Let's deploy. Something about these characters… Like, I don't know, something about these characters holding, like, guns is— my brain is having—hold on. Somebody said, "They love Roblox." Oh, yeah. This is great. Dude, when are we gonna fucking… play, uh… Fortnite? Ster is seething right now, because, like, I'm having fun playing this, like, fucking goofy, like, pick any game grab bag experience when he's, like, desperately trying to get me to play Path of Exile for like five years. I—I just unmuted to my stream and was saying exactly that, like 30 seconds before you started saying it. "Ster is a little quiet"? I will turn you up, then. [screams] How's that? How do I sound? Uh, probably better. Okay. [shrieks] AH! [laughs] What the fuck just happened?! Why did you do that?! Oh, what the hell? What did ha—what— honestly, what just happened? [laughs] Wait, what was that? What happened? What happened? Was that in the game? I actually don't know what it is. Did you do that, you piece of shit? Did you actually do that? I didn't do that! Yes, you did! Yes, you did! I didn't do that! I love— No, I swear! If I knew how to do it, I would do it. Yes, you did. You just did that! Wasn't me. Yes, it was. Why do you think it was me? I don't know. Someone's saying it's the dev. It's the devs apparently. You did that somehow, and I— Wait, am I actually blaming you for that?! [laughs] [laughs] Yeah Ster, what the heck(?) Wait, it was an admin? Yeah, it's—it's always me. What the fuck, dude? Come on! Why? I am so glad I have this turned way the fuck down. I have this turned down to like 0.2, and it still was bad. My initial reaction instantly when it showed up was laughing, 'cause I just knew you were going to get freaked out. [laughs] It didn't even scare me, it was just like, 'Oh god, this is gold.' Dude, I have Roblox at, like, 20%… 'This is great.' and it's turned down over here, too. [laughs] I thought that was you, dude! I don't know how! Well, 'cause people were saying, "Dude, Ster is quiet. Ster is quiet" …so I turn you up. [laughs] So that means that I'm doing something to harm you?! [laughing] No! [laughs] No, you don't understand. So I like—I go over to Discord, and I'm like, "Oh, Ster is quiet." I thought that you muted, 'cause you said you were muted. You were like, "Oh, yeah, sorry, I was muted for a minute. I just said that." So you were muted. And I'm like, "All right, so he was just fucking muted." So then… "Hey, hey, Jerma, Ster is quiet." Like, I thought you guys were conspiring into your chat… to make me turn you up in Discord. [laughs] So I go over, I turn you up in Discord… Oh. …and the next thing that happens is, "Ah!" Holy shit, I really thought that was you, I'm sorry. Maybe it was. All right, dude, I don't trust any developer anymore. This game is running at like 0.5% volume for the next—for the remainder of the stream. All right, the dev is not going to, like, put a fucking jumpscare— oh, there are jumpscares. Okay. I'm scared. "Flashing lights, loud noises, and jumpscares." Okay. Dude… [laughs wheezily] Okay, hold on! I can't look down! I can't look down like that, because—okay. It's like—! [inhales] [sighs] Okay, we're not… Ugh! Buh! Jesus. [laughs] [laughs] That was pretty sus of you. Not gonna lie. That was kind of delayed from my end too, I just… I'm so on edge after that fucking gun game we played. I can't believe that happened! Wait, there's something in here, but I can't touch it. "Can you accept my Roblox friend request? It's my birthday." Um… I mean, we're just— it's just everybody's birthday today, so happy birthday. [chuckles] Okay… [laughs] This would be way scarier if we didn't all look like dickheads. [laughs] You know what I mean? Like, to me, this is not scary anymore, because Ster, your character looks like this. It's no longer scary. Haha! I mean, your hands… You're the scariest dude here. [laughs] Your hands have so much detail in the veins. [laughs] Do they really? I didn't even— Yeah, they do! They're very weird. It looks so fucked up if I look down, by the way. This painting is titled "Temple." Ooh(!) Interesting… Cool. [laughs] [laughs] I had to… …walk up to you and look down to see— [screams] [laughs] What? Fuck! That wasn't even that bad! What? I just didn't think it was—all right. It was a fucking s— I mean, we didn't see anything… we just saw your character go, 'Fwah!' [sighs] There was a spider inside of the thing, and I was like, "Oh, a spider," then it jumped on my face. Oh. Oh, it's Jesus Christ, but Roblox. [laughs] [laughs] Titled "The Last Pizza Party." [laughs] This is— Oh, my goodness. If only God knew what we were doing down here. How many doors are there? Drawers. That's a good question. [door opens] Oh! What's that? 'Fwah!' Don't mock me. Did it not happen at the same time? [ominous sound approaches] Oh, shit, run! [screams] [laughs] [laughs] [laughs] [loud startling noise] Jesus! It's so quick! "Hide"? There was only one— You guys see it come? I didn't see it coming. I bare—yeah. I did for a second. I saw it. I'm just going to 13. Yeah. [loud startling noise] Oh, shit! What the fuck what that?! Ah! What was that? What was that? I dunno, I'm going in here. I don't know. I don't know. What was that? Wait, is it—? Get in! Ah, I need one! Get in! Mm! [scoffs] We're good. [ominous sound approaches] [ominous sound passes by] He just ran by. Is it safe? What, wait, why is my character dying? It's still flickering. Why is my character dying? Yeah, my screen is flickering. I'm tripping out. "Get out." It's saying "get out." It says "get out." All right, I got out. I got out. I got out. I got out. I—oh my god! I just died. Wha—?! Ooh! Oh, my god, you did. That's kind of sus. What's the right door? We got to go. We got to go. Other way. This is 20. This way, this way, this way. 'Oh, this is all mine! None of this is yours!' Um… um… What? We gotta hide. Trust me, hide. Yeah, there's like—there's— Oh! [giggles] There's like cold air coming. Is that Poke respawning? Hey guys. Or is that a monster? Cost 30 Robux, but I'm here! [laughs] You paid to come back. That's awesome. I have nothing! I'm dead! You're dead? Ask your mom for the card! No, I'm good, I'm good. I'm good, I'm good. Quick, just put your credit card in again. 'I'm not scared, I'm rich!' [laughs] 'Why would you be scared when—?' All right, I'm almost out of fuel in this thing. Oh, you just skipped to 30? There's two 29s. [monster hisses] [screams] Holy shit! Holy shit! I wouldn't, I wouldn't, it seems bad! I went in 30! I went in— Holy shit! Ho— Did you guys see what happened or no? I saw it scream at you and push you down. Kind of. It's—I'm super jumpy today, too, already. I got a candle. Like, just for no reason. This is just— I apologize that I'm being, like… making like a hilarious YouTube video right now. I don't know what's going on. There's an eye right there. I don't like— [laughs] I don't know if I'm supposed to—! I don't have a credit card! I think it's like an enderman… …you have to stare at it. I have this. I got this. Don't— I don't—yeah, I don't know, dude. [loud startling noise] Pfft…! I just fucking swallowed like five gallons of spit right there. [laughs] "I don't have a credit card, I'm scared"! All right, this is getting kind of fucked up, so I don't— I'm going to hide. [gasps] [gasps] Oh, excuse me? That scared me. What happened? It's a cutscene. Oh. Do I—why—? [all laugh] Who is it going after? Oh, it's like a run section. No dilly-dallying, guys. We're at 50. Almost, 48. I read a review that says no one ever gets to 50. Shut the—shut the fuck up. Really? [loud startling noise] [laughs in fear] [bursts with laughter] [laughs] [laughing] The way you just… died on my screen! [laughs] [laughs] There's fake doors? I didn't know that. [monster growls] Uh-oh! I— I'm going, I'm going! Is he—is he catching up? "Q or E"? "Q or E"? He's following you. Is he catching up, though? "Q-E"? Get out of there, Jerma. Oh, I'm fine. I think I'm all right. I think I did the QTE, whatever it was. Holy sh—! Should I get the paper? I don't— "Q or—" I don't get it. I'm doing a minigame? [monster growls] Oh my god, he's right out— AH! Okay, he got me. He got me, I'll get my credit card. I'll be right back. I'll be there in a minute. Can you imagine being in this scenario… Yeah, he's stuck! …terrif—yeah, he killed me. I think he got stuck in the closet that I was in. You see this? [laughs] Yeah, I fucked his ass up. You didn't see what happened on my screen. I fucking knocked three of his teeth out, I took a candlestick and I fucking whacked him in the head. I pushed a bookcase over, I broke his leg. I did that. Imagine a monster is behind— killed your friend? Your friend just died by a monster. The monster's stuck like fuckin' the Wicked Witch of the West under a fuckin' bookcase. You're sitting there like, 'Um, I—you know, I can't really tell. Where—how do we get out of here?' 'What's the code?' I think I found it. Okay, it should be… nine… Nine… six… Uh… Wait, actually, no. Nine, six— No, wait, 9-7-6-8-0. This is the—all right… This is when you're shit-faced, and you're trying to read a fucking, like, thing on your phone. You—you are holding that… Got it. …you're closing one eye, like, 'Wait… What's that? That's a two.' Can you read that? 'What's that?' Uh, no, I'm dead dead. I'm enjoying this, though. Go for it. [pops pills] As far as you can. [hip-hop music plays over radio] I just took pills 'cause I saw people do it in a rap video once. [hip-hop music plays over radio] Oh, I think it's like a speed boost. What the fuck? Oh! I just— [laughs] I died. Wait, what?! What happened?! He fucking triple headshot me! You took a bottle of pills! What are you doing? What—is that—did you take, like, something you weren't—what was that? I took pills and they were like a speed boost… No, no, no, we weren't supposed to look at the eyes. Oh. Yeah, don't look at the eyes. And I looked at the eyes 'cause I was so fast. I thought you ate something you weren't, like, supposed to eat! Uh… [laughs] [laughs] [sighs] That was fucking fun. Oh, something's coming out of the ground. [ominous sting plays] Okay, is it a lobster? What the dog doing? What the dog doing? What the dog doing? What the dog doing? [chuckles] Run! What the dog doing? What?! What the dog doing? What the dog doing? What the dog doing? [laughs] Wait, did I just see a giant dog? What the dog doing? What the dog doing? [Jerma in-game squeaks "teacher noise"] Oh shit! It's you! [laughs] It's literally me! What? [Jerma in-game squeaking "teacher noise"] Nininininini widlie lidilibi! What the dog doing? What the dog doing? What the dog doing? [Jerma, in-game, screams distantly] What the dog doing? [Jerma, in-game, screams distantly] [laughs] S—! That sounded like somebody in the other room [laughs] …screaming. Oh, come on. [player character gets crushed] Can somebody revive me? Where'd you—where'd you die? He fell in the hole. Eh… I—eh… Okay, I'll try. [Jerma in-game squeaking "teacher noise"] Nininininini widlie lidilibi! Oh, no, it's you over here! [laughs] What the fuck?! [both laugh] Nininininini widlie lidilibi! [Jerma in-game screams] [both laugh] Why?! [laughs] [laughs] What the fuck? [laughs] [laughs] That's so stupid! Dude, why'd you fucking kill me, dude? It was my birthday, man. Is that me screaming? Can somebody please tell me? It's a giant picture of you, yes. Chasing people. That's me screaming? [laughs] Yes. [Jerma in-game imitates Groan Tube] You are the thing killing people. When have I ever made this fucking sound? [laughs] I've never made these noises. I don't—I don't do this! Do I do this? When have I made that sound effect ever? [laughs] I've heard it a few times. Now that I know my— that, like, 2017 haunting image is actually haunting me now in a game, I'm—I'm prepared. Yeah, it's doing the Mini-Sentry sound. You've— You know how many children have died to you? [laughs] [laughs] You just think about that! How many— How many children… You haunted so much children probably! How many children have I haunted? [laughs] [laughs] Like, five years when they grow up a bit and they see you walking towards them on the— Or even if they don't grow up, they just actually see you in public, like, walking towards them. And you're probably, like, mumbling to yourself, 'Mimyemenimyem!' As you do. Alright, are we ready? Are we good to go? It's real life. [ominous sting plays] Oh, shit! Is that—who's that? What is that?! [laughs] Have you never seen that video of the… …the guy singing the Christmas song? Oh my god! It's coming! [laughs] ♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ♪ [laughs] 'Oh my god, it's coming!' [laughs] [laughs] I feel… I feel like I'm— I feel like I'm inside of a TikTok video. Do you know what I mean? I feel like I'm inside of one. I'm downed. ♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ♪ [laughs] Dude, I'm outplaying this guy. That's such a bizarre image! That… ♪ Chestnuts roasting on an… ♪ Oh, no. That was so weird. I think there's a bunch of random monster images. And the fact that we got you first is like… [laughs] That couldn't be any more perfect. That's so funny. [Squidward walks] [character gets crushed] [laughs] What just happened to this person?! What? They just, like, Mortal Kombat died in front of me. What was that? Someone's gotta die, right? [bats swing] [alarm blares] I'm dead. Come on, man. Oh, shit. [flatline beeps] [alarm blares] Who killed you, what was his name? I don't know, he had a big head on. I forget what his name was. [laughs] I don't—! I'm sorry, I'm like, not— I'm dead. I'm dead. You remember that famous scene in, uh, Squid Game where the guy fucking— he falls through the glass pane… Shh! Wait, you're talking about spoilers. Don't talk spoilers. What are you doing? And then he pays with his credit card, and he's fine. I've never watched it. You've never seen Squid Game?! Yeah. Oh, wow. [laughs] You said that like it's not, like, a year or two old. 'Wait, what? Wait, wait, you've never seen the classic…?!' '…the classic Netflix original, Squid Game?!' What is this? ["Bad to the Bone" riff plays] ["Objection!" from Phoenix Wright plays] [loud explosion] [TF2 hitsound] That scared the fucking living shit out of me. I just heard pipes. All right, I just took a medkit. [Howie scream] [laughs] That… [imitates Howie scream] [laughs] I don't know if that was you or the game! Oh, what's up, Ster? You want to do like a drip contest, where you can just look at their drip? Yeah! That sounds awesome. Okay, okay. Guys, if you're not… Guys, go in the back. You're gonna come out one by one, and show off your outfit to us. If you're not behaving, you're gonna get kicked. You're gonna get banned. You're gonna get banned from all of Roblox. All of your Robux are gonna go back into your parent's bank account. This is real. All right. Okay, well, you're— What is—what is that? I don't—what—what— I don't know what that is. [laughs] Do you see this guy? Yeah, okay! All right! Go—you got to get your name called! All right, line up in the back. [laughs] What the f—?! That was good work. Hey, you know, I'll tell you, I probably would have given you an A, but I'm just saying, you… You gotta get your name called. You just lost a letter grade. He was the first guy, actually. Oh, okay. I'm going to— This is just like VR Chat, but I'm not about to get banned. Yeah, it's safe. [laughs] Grim, go. "It's safe"! Grim's next. All right, get— Is that—is that Wakanda? You're about to get banned. I can't see through your fucking giant shirt! Kick the next guy. norperz, get out of here. I can't do this guy. That was good, that was a solid A. Oh, yeah, that was an A. Shut up! [bumps mic] [chuckles] I just, like, hit the microphone! Oh, that's an A. Hmm… What do you think, Poke? I'm in the back trying to organize. Oh, you're organizing, right, right. Uh, I'll gi— I'll give you a solid B on this one. What—why'd he lose the letter grade? 'Cause I just don't know Pokémon. Oh. Not because, like, it doesn't match in any way whatsoever, and there's a different color scheme on every part of his body? I just—I just don't know Pokémon. Okay. I like it. I like the dance. [chuckles] Yeah, so what's this one? I don't know, this person over here is distracting me! Um, I… You get a, uh… He can fly! He can fly? That's at least worth a B-plus. That's an A. Didn't overdo it, you know? Mhm. Nice, fashionable, didn't go too crazy. You know, restraint. Restraint's important. Very good, yeah, that's an A. Oh, look at this person. Oh, I'd let them milk me, you know what I'm saying. What are you ta— what are you doing?! Coming out here bussin', look at that dance! What are you doing?! Got the headphones on. Why are you fucking so weird?! Okay, all right. Uh— This, I like the headph— I like the headphones. Rate it. Rate it. I have to look! I like the necklace, the detail. The detail's incredible. I'm going to give this one… I'm going to give this an… That's a B. He's got—I'm downgrading to a B, he's got one move. Ooh! That—well, actually, hold on a minute. You have to pay for those, so I'm not taking points off. That's a—that's a B. Keep it going, guys. Moving on. Yeah, we got to keep going. OwenWilsonNumba1, go, and then tightanfall. There are 7,000 people in this lobby. [laughs intensely] Yeah, you guys—if you guys saw this back line, it's insane. The outfit's kind of weird, but man, it looks like you've been in the gym. Like, you've really been working on yourself. Like, you've been through some hard pla— This is an A. This is a straight A for me. Mm… I would have preferred an original art piece for the Wario on the chest. I'm going to give this an A-minus. By the way, I hope you're all ready to be here for about 16 to 17 hours, because that's how long it's going to take to go through 7 or 8,000 people. Uh, okay. All right, tightanfall next. Oh my god, is that Kratos? Okay. That looks really, like, authentic… What is the picture? I don't know who's on the shirt. Who's on the shirt? Who's on—? I can't tell. It's like, warped. Yeah. He's got B's o—he's got B's on his, uh… on his—his elbow, so I'm going to go with a B. The Disney XD diamond chain, that's an A. I want—I want to give it an A… I would too. but… The chain is pretty nice. Yeah. I'm giving you an A for the chain. Yeah, you get an A. You get an A-minus. All right, now come out, uh, 200 at a time. Yeah, just line up out here, guys. Everybody— Make a line up here. Just, everybody come out. [laughs] Everybody come out. [laughs] All of you come out. Jerma's bored. He wants to go to the next game. [laughs] No! You're standing in front of me. I can't see anything. Look how many there are! Oh my GOD! Do you see how many are out there? There's no—! How would we have ever done this?! That's—that's an A. But you know what's amazing, though? They all lined up perfectly. I like the Better Call Saul. I don't know, like… what goes into making an avatar… Uh, A. …so I don't know the… Do you see—do you guys see the— do you see that one avatar, the big one? Yeah, it's huge. [laughs] How do you e—you can make your character that big? I don't know, but it's funny. He's a monkey. [laughs] Aw, this pers—you get an S. Wait, that's not a person. So how you guys feel? You guys, uh, you guys feel like you're done? Um, how do you feel? I'm Robloxed out. Had a great time. You're Robloxed out? No, that was fuckin' hilarious. That was awesome. Oh, there they are! That was an action packed evening. Remember the cart game, the trains? That was fun. Oh, that was blast. That was actually a fucking fantastic time. I won't be able to hear you guys talk, but I'm going to go, uh, examine some of the items I have on this desk over here. Here's a, um… That's a yes. Here's a cookie. Here's the birthday cookie. You didn't even see the plates! You didn't even see the plates. Look. I thought that was SpongeBob. Do you like your party? Did you like your birthday party? How was it? Ahem, here you go. Jesus, that is stale. Okay. Sorry. I'm not taking another bite out of that cookie. That's not happening! That was like a—that was like a cracker. Wait, did Ster just leave? Where the fuck did he go? I don't know. He's a fucking weird guy. "Everybody's calling him the Stervert." [chuckles] "He's an absolute goddamn Stervert." Uh… I don't know. He kind of—he kind of— He kind of has a tendency to go over the line. And I do not condone him going over the line. "You were playing a kids' game." [laughs] I actually really— That was actually very fun. That was so fucking cool. "You do not condone"! Yeah, when I look over at him, and he's like… talks about… you know… I'm not even gonna say it. Oh… I ended my stream, then I raided Poke, and Poke was already gone, and then people were in my chat like, "Jerma is dissing you. He's doing a diss track right now." No! And I was like, "What? What's going on?" And then I saw that you were gonna go pee, and I—I don't know. I don't know, man. And—and this is all because I said something about 2% milk. It's in that category. Uh, Ster, you apparently owe the mods hazard pay. Hazard—? Wha—? [laughs] [laughs] All right, I— All right, I have to go pee! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I just want to say… You know what, I'm getting diss tracked? I just want to say, me and Jerma planned a whole bunch of games to play together, and we were going to do some fun stuff, and then One Guy in his chat says, "Oh, uh, 'kay, it's my birthday on, uh, Wednesday. Can we do Roblox birthday?" And he's like, "Oh, yeah, fuck everything I was planning with Ster, we're doing Roblox for your birthday." You're going to deny the birthday party? How dare you. So if I have to say something about milking someone one time… [laughs] …I'm owed that. Oh my God! [laughs] I felt tension. [laughs] [bursts with intense laughter] I… I'm not even streaming. I spit water all over my desk. [laughs] My whole monitor is covered! [laughs] I have never done like an actual spit take in real life, that was so much water. [chuckles] [chuckles] [Subtitles by Erasmus Magnus]

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Published: Sat Apr 08 2023