Jeff Wittek Having Awkward Arms For 7 Minutes and 38 Seconds

what's up guys it's Jeff this is my barbershop today special guest is my friend David my hands don't move like that yes they do this is just water man I don't know I guess I'll just go home now keep going so why don't you show me what you got oh look at me I'm just a clown I'm a loser drunky come on whoa dude too much is a real knife we're just joking around I know the sponsor vid I don't really you can get in a street fight but a guy bust these out honestly let's roleplay that was my spot oh this is your spot yeah what are you gonna do about it fight you oh yeah okay videos he does like improv sketches yeah a jokester yeah we had this plan for a long time buddy you hit my car if you don't back up I'm gonna have to hit you what are you doing our [ __ ] oh it's right here [Laughter] it's just a vacuum seal dude where'd you get it from you put the vacuum seal on it so you could transport it across the country and there's no drug residue I know dogs could sniff it you should do that with your money I don't sell drugs so what if this podcast is up sorry we had to re-upload four times with those fingers [ __ ] man I showed the things dirty go watch this one [Applause] you look like you're about to steal this is what I call the backpack the backpack kid dance and just so happens my barber tools also work as weapons there was never any danger I did this all just as a big manipulation so I can get a shout-out from Jay Paul for free your pregnant wife I should do this another time nerve can you who I hear you I hear you walk nonstop where are you going what do you you have somewhere you have to be and a [ __ ] mansion with all his friends you put them off you have a dying dog a dying TV show it started dying when you came on I can't function with these rings I don't know how you do it they don't fly off and you tick tocks doesn't have to be perfect give it a couple minutes to dry before we get into this episode hello everybody welcome back to the show today we're gonna be doing something a little different I keep these hands locked in they're not moving today or whatever man we don't have to use this I'll just plug my Clippers back in we could get this thing out of here I think I'm dating they do eat your booty I'm gonna keep you pray my name is Jeff and today on the show we have he come on out he thanks for having a great week I noticed a lot of you guys been saying that all I know how to do is one haircut so today we got something very special planned we're gonna be spicing up a little bit don't laugh what's your problem you know what my problem is diabetes if you do that again I will give you 1 million dollars you know Georg's if that thing made out of fat is on the table and I'm out I'm going back to doing haircut videos I'll see you guys in a month so see you guys to get rid of it for today's motivational Monday I wanted to tell you to now don't pay attention to what people think about you because you just always want to look in those [ __ ] people meaning do they make fun of me I can hear them back there don't uh don't don't pay attention what people think about you because you okay I could [ __ ] hear them back they're talking about me they're making fun of me yeah just you know hypothetically in our mural this is just imagination this is all just for a good fun guys so before you you tear me apart in the comments oh that's messed up - Liza that's messed up - David the guy put me in jail all right you look like someone is constantly doing this welcome back to another episode of Geoff's barbershop I'm your host Jeff this is my first-ever mukbang so it's only right now we're in jail and we're eating jail for teaching us how to make this good let's do an improv scene yeah mm-hmm look man I don't have it right now but yeah I'm working on I'm doing a couple things yeah but you pay Graciela your nose candy work but you're not paying Jimmy look oh you gonna be good Jimmy I'll have it tomorrow - tomorrow see and you couldn't put down the 20 what's up fam we had a funeral right now so make sure you in the comments below don't forget are you seriously vlogging this right now and don't forget to subscribe I'd be look at my hands hey you're right they do do this

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Id: LzSyYyN9YIg

Length: 7min 38sec (458 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 10 2020