Jason Sudeikis Monologue - SNL

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, JASON SUDEIKIS. >> ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. WOW. IT IS GREAT TO BE BACK HERE AT "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE." AND IT'S EVEN GREATER TO BE HOSTING THE SHOW FOR MY FIRST AND VERY LAST TIME. NOW, FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DON'T KNOW, I WORKED HERE AT SNL FOR TEN YEARS. AN ACTOR'S DOZEN WE SAY. YOU KNOW, IT IS SO NEAT TO BE A SMALL PART OF THIS SHOW'S AMAZING HISTORY. A HISTORY THAT WAS FUELED FOR ITS FIRST 25 YEARS BY COCAINE AND ADRENALINE. THE NEXT 15 YEARS BY STARBUCKS AND UNHEALTHY COMPARISONS. AND THE LAST SIX YEARS BY ADDERALL AND FEAR, I'D SAY. NOW MY LAST SEASON HERE ON THE SHOW WAS 2013. SINCE THEN, I HAVE HAD TWO AMAZING CHILDREN, OTIS AND DAISY. YEP. [ APPLAUSE ] GREAT KIDS. JUST INCREDIBLE KIDS. I DON'T KNOW HOW OLD THEY ARE EXACTLY. I DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO THAT KIND OF STUFF. BUT THEY'RE GREAT. THEY'RE GREAT. YOU GOT TO TRUST ME ON THAT. THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS, I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS APPLE TV SHOW CALLED "TED LASSO." THANK YOU, YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. THANK YOU. WHICH SOMEHOW BECAME A HIT, YOU KNOW. I MEAN, IT IS TRULY SHOCKING TO ME BECAUSE IT IS BUILT AROUND TWO THINGS AMERICAN HATE, SOCCER AND KINDNESS. I DON'T KNOW. BUT IT'S GREAT TO BE BACK HERE IN 30 ROCKEFELLER PLAZA. YOU KNOW? [ APPLAUSE ] >> YES. IT'S ALWAYS INCREDIBLE. AND I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED GETTING TO MEET ALL THE NEW CAST AND WRITERS. IT IS FUN TO COME BACK AND BE THE VETERAN, YOU KNOW, DIFFERENT FOLKS ASKING ME FOR ADVICE LIKE I LOVE WORKING HERE. WHAT SHOULD I DO NEXT. HOW DO I GET LAUREN TO NOTICE ME AND STUFF LIKE THAT. I FOUND MYSELF JUST GIVING THE SAME ADVICE TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON. I WAS JUST LIKE, WIN AN EMMY. IF YOU CAN, WIN TWO. DOUBLE UP. IT SETS YOU UP FOR SUCCESS I'VE FOUND. ALL KIDDING ASIDE, IT'S REALLY SPECIAL TO BE BACK IN STUDIO, RIGHT HERE. I MEAN, THIS PLACE IS HISTORIC, OKAY? I MEAN, JUST FOR A SECOND, JUST LOOK AROUND. LIKE FOR ALE. EVEN ALL YOU AMAZING PEOPLE THAT WORK ON THE CREW. JUST LOOK AROUND FOR A SECOND. THINK ABOUT ALL THE BRILLIANCE THAT'S HAPPENED IN HERE. ALL YOUR FAVORITE SKETCHES, WILD AND CRAZY GUYS, WAYNE'S WORLD, ALL HAPPENED HERE, WHERE YOU ARE. BUT ALL OF OUR COLLECTIVE COMEDY HEROES HAVE RUN AROUND IN HERE. HAVE RUN AROUND ALL YOU PEOPLE IN THESE FANLY SEATS. YOU KNOW, FARLEY, GILDA, EDDIE, TINA. ALL RIGHT? THEN, YOU HAVE OVER HERE, YOU HAVE THE MUSIC. ELVIS COSTELLO, KANYE, NIRVANA, THE ROLLING STONES. IN HERE. YOU KNOW? THIS PLACE CHANGED MY LIFE. TWICE. TWICE. ONCE AS A CAST MEMBER, AS A WRITER HERE. BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY AS A KID WATCHING IT FROM HOME. YOU KNOW? AND THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE THAT IF YOU ARE WATCHING TONIGHT, THERE IS PROBABLY SOMETHING FROM THIS PLACE PROBABLY CHANGE YOUR LIFE, TOO, RIGHT. I'LL TELL YOU THIS. IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME WATCHING THIS SHOW, WELL, THIS ONE PROBABLY WON'T CHANGE YOUR LIFE. FOLKS, WE GOT A GREAT SHOW FOR ♪ STICK AROUND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 1,525,906

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Id: qIk4Sjv-5Mo

Length: 4min 33sec (273 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 24 2021