- In November of last year,
popular British reality TV show, "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!" brought on the controversial
Jamie Lynn Spears, the sister of pop
princess, Britney Spears. I know, I was confused
too until I realized they probably measure celebrity status using the metric system over there. So I did the math, worked
out the conversion rate, and somebody appearing on
even just one single episode of "Britain's Cheekiest
Home Videotapes" in 1997 is roughly equivalent to
winning a Nobel Peace Prize here in the United States. So Jamie Lynn rounding
out a cast of celebrities is not as farfetched when you
add in that cultural context. What feels more universally obvious, however, is Jamie Lynn's motive for participating in the show, which puts a group of public
figures into a remote location to learn survival skills and
complete physical challenges. This is all part of Jamie's PR tour to rehabilitate her public image, which has undergone some rough
times in the last few years. She's faced heightened scrutiny for her alleged involvement
in the conservatorship that Britney Spears was
trapped in from 2008 to 2021, after Britney gave the
shocking courtroom testimony that her younger sister was
set to financially benefit from this forced conservatorship
along with other members of her immediate family
and management team. Since then, Jamie Lynn
has seemingly attempted to cash in on this
increased media attention by publishing a salacious
tell-all book about her sister, followed by a slew of short-lived
gigs on reality TV shows, like "Dancing with the Stars" and something called "Special Forces," both of which she was
either eliminated from or abruptly quit, citing a
mysterious health condition. The mystery being whether
or not it actually exists. Nothing if not consistent, Jamie Lynn's time on "I'm A Celebrity," follows a similar pattern
when she unceremoniously left the show after just 11
days in the Australian jungle, which sparked a firestorm
of discussion from the press and speculation on British social media, which is just like American social media except better regulated
to prevent misinformation from influencing the festering
hoards of uneducated voters who secretly still share the same beliefs as their racist grandparents. So if not for medical reasons, why did Jamie Lynn leave the show, and just as she was starting
to win over audiences overseas? I guess they love a crybaby over there. Well, there is plenty of evidence to support one shady theory. So get out to your magnifying glass and put on your Sherlock Holmes
hat to investigate a case of corruption, suspicion, and some truly-hard-to-understand accents from both sides of the pond. In today's case of the missing
C-List celebrity installment of "Clip Breakdown." (dramatic music) Hello, television
viewers. My name is Nick. Thank you so much for joining
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clip and determine if this was worthy of its
position based on its own merit, and if it has a freestanding career, or if it's just someone who
borrowed her sister's agent, and that should be enough for her. We'll find out today when we look at "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!" specifically Jamie Lynn
Spears's run on the show. I'm always conflicted about
talking about Jamie Lynn because I hate to seem like I'm just jumping on the hate train
that seems to railroad her a little bit more than other
members of the Spears family who might deserve it more. Then again, she's the one who
insists on having a career in the public eye. And the whole issue of this
abuse of conservatorship that Britney Spears is now free from, hopefully without any undue
influence beyond that, I think there needs to be a lot of reform in the United States about
the conservatorship law. And if somebody who is world
famous like Britney Spears, who went like over a
decade in the public eye while still suffering under this abuse, then there must be normal
everyday people on the planet or in the country who are also suffering at the hands of these unfair laws. And for that reason, we need to reform, we need to talk about the issue and hopefully, prevent this
kind of thing from happening to anybody of any celebrity
status or not going forward. But before we get into it, make sure you give this
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a difference in like understanding between the UK
and the US about Jamie Lynn and how much she, according to Britney, abused her sister under
this conservatorship. Apparently at one point,
Britney even texted Jamie Lynn to be like, "You need to help get me out of this treatment center,"
when she was in Hawaii. And Jamie Lynn was like, "There's nothing you can do about it. So just live with it." And beyond that, it seems
like there's plenty of reason to speculate from Jamie Lynn's
book and then Britney's book. I mean it's a troubled
relationship obviously, but also that Jamie Lynn
had something to gain from allowing the
conservatorship to continue. At one point, even being named like the head of the estate essentially. I'm not sure what the actual term is, but before it was switched
over to a more anonymous trust, we saw that Jamie Lynn
was meant to inherit all of Britney's fortune in
the event of Britney's death. And in Britney's own book,
she says very explicitly like, "I believe their plan was to kill me." So whether or not that
is like factually true, for that type of abuse to
be happening to somebody where they feel that
way and truly believe it and are not helped by their
loved ones is very problematic. Like then your intentions aren't pure 'cause you are not getting your
daughter the help they need or your sister the help that they need. And even in Jamie Lynn's book,
she's very much gaslighting in her attitude towards
Britney being like, "Her behavior was so delusional,
she was having episodes," all of these things implying
that there was some sort of long-term mental health
issue that was causing her to feel like she was being oppressed. And the US court of law
determined like, "No, she's okay to handle her own business
and her own money." So I don't think that all of the criticism of Jamie Lynn is undue. And again, no one else
from the Spears family is trying to pursue like a
career being an actress/singer. So naturally that's gonna draw
the ire of many of the fans of Britney and people from
the ##FreeBritney movement. And I'm one of those people. So we're gonna roast and
toast this (beep) tonight. It's hard to appreciate all of these celebrity TV show appearances. She's like almost jumping
on every reality show that invites her for a paycheck. And I mean, I would argue that her book she released called, "Things I Should Have Said," was also like taking advantage of the increased media attention
that Britney was getting during her court testimony. And Jamie Lynn never directly
addresses any of the things that Britney accused her of in court during the course of that book. So it just leaves a lot more questions. And it's not like Jamie Lynn tries to separate herself from
the whole controversy. The whole reason she's on these shows is because she's Britney's sister, and everyone else on the show knows it, to the point where she only
has that to talk about. - No, she's a good big sister. She is. Families fight. Me and her both have had a
very complicated upbringing. I've been the one person in her life and she can say this, I've
never taken anything from her. - "I didn't take that millions of dollars from her bank account. I was entitled to it because my daddy said I was a good girl. And I was given her condo in Florida because somebody had to look after it while she was stuck in brain jail for having a case of
the dark and gloomies. And it's not my fault that
she lost over a decade of personal freedom and bodily autonomy. But to be fair, she
wasn't using any of that to benefit me anyway, so who cares? So no, I've never taken
anything from my sister, not even a desperate phone call when she was begging for help after being involuntarily
institutionalized, and certainly not her singing advice on how to perform a song in a commercially marketable vocal range." ♪ Stronger than yesterday ♪ People tell me that I
have a more mature voice than normal 10 year olds. - Oh yeah, that's a very
mature sounding voice, like an end-of-life Johnny Cash. She said, "Scoot over Britney 'cause I'm the next pop diva. ♪ I shot a man in Reno
just to watch him die ♪ ♪ When I hear that whistle blowing ♪ ♪ I hang my head and cry ♪ Like, ugh, adorable. Like I said earlier in the year, Jamie Lynn had appeared on
a show called "Special Ops" where people had to, like,
perform these military exercises and live in harsh conditions. Like for example, they
weren't like in a hotel, they were living outdoors. And she quit after I think
three or four episodes because she could no longer
take the harsh conditions under which she was
being held and agreed to and everyone warned her about. And then it's like the same exact thing, but just in Australia when it comes to, "I'm a Celebrity...
Get Me Out of Here!" Safe to say Jamie Lynn, for somebody who wanted to come onto TV and prove to her audience
that she wasn't worthy of being demonized by the press, she certainly has a hard
time keeping it together in a way that feels likable. - I don't know what, I don't
know what's wrong with me. I do not wanna be here.
Oh my God, it's so bad. (rain pattering)
(Jamie Lynn sniffling) I'm so miserable. (sobbing) This is not okay. (Jamie Lynn sobbing) - I mean-
- That's so unfair- - [Contestant] It was, it was- - Aw sweetie, we all hate
when you cry like this. For me, it's those sniffly,
sniffly mucus sounds that are particularly annoying. So why don't you take that (beep) out into the deep jungle, Love? Just watch out for the
dart frogs and bobcats, okay sweetheart? They don't wanna hear
that anymore than we do. I'm just kidding, okay? I'm not heartless. It's not easy being out in the jungle without any modern luxuries, but still, perhaps you have a torn sock
or a pair of used panties you can blow your nose into. Everybody, take out your used underwear. We're gonna give it to
Jamie to bury her face into, because nobody gets voted
off on this show, turns out. And you're like really good at escaping from all of those giant spiderwebs
we keep pushing you into. I guess we underestimated
how oily your skin would be, Slippery James. That's your new nickname, by the way. Slippery James, the wet and slimy rodent. I don't doubt that there
wasn't a fair amount of hard work put into this. Was that hard work wasted on a bad result? All I'll say is those are hours that they will never get back,
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bank somewhere, I assume, I don't know. To give credit where it's due, the cast of "I'm A Celebrity"
is super nice to Jamie, they're nice to all of each other. Like, there's not a lot
of drama in this show, which is further baffling as to why it's so popular over there. First of all, the show airs every day. They're like one episode a day
live for like 20 or so days. Like, following these
celebrities in the jungle. I would not make it, not only not in the jungle participating, but watching it at home. I'd be like, "This is
so boring." And it is. But, you know, I scrubbed
through enough episodes looking for Jamie Lynn that I could see how friendly everyone was and they're all super
understanding of Jamie Lynn being like, "Oh, we feel for her. Anyone could be like this. She's missing her kids and
she's in a different country." It's like, "You're all
in a different country. This is Australia and you're British." I also don't know a single
celebrity on the cast. It's like we're using that
term real loosely here. I think in the past Caitlyn
Jenner was on the show. It's all B, D, C and
below list celebrities. I don't know any of them. Nella seems to be a YouTuber. That's great, but they're all
like at first not even asking Jamie too much about her family or her connection to the
celebrity world at all. In the first episode she's
doesn't say anything about it. They're even like, "You come
from a musical family, right?" And she's like, "Well,
my mom played the piano." It's like, "You know that's not what the (beep) we're talking about,
girl, who's your sister? Gimme your phone number
so I can text her." I'm just kidding, she doesn't
have Britney's phone number, but she pretends like she does. She purports to have like
a very strong relationship with Britney still. Once she does start speaking up about that in like the third episode and
she starts telling stories, and you can see everybody
like salivating being like, "Oh, the reason you're here is happening." - Well, you wanna hear about
something really embarrassing that happened, Linda, because
this also involves my sister? So she was up for her
first Grammy and she lost. Christina was wonderfully talented, but that year, I mean
come on, Britney was like- - It's Britney, (beep). - Yeah, it's (beep) Britney, but (beep), but like always- - She said, "It's Britney,
(beep) like always," and is never my equally
iconic catchphrase, "It's Jamie Lynn, you (beep)." Also wait, I think I missed how that story had anything to do with you, Jamie Lynn. When does the embarrassing part happen? Is it years later when
your entire public identity depends on having a more famous sister so that you can keep going
on whatever reality show is offering to pay you to
force in as many anecdotes about that relationship
as humanly possible now that you can no longer profit off of the abusive conservatorship that you and your family
have kept her imprisoned in for decades? Is that what the embarrassing
part was? You let me know. You let me know, Jamie. As I said in episode one,
this woman flat out refused to even acknowledge that she had a sister named Britney Spears because
she was her own person and a well-known actress in her own right. But I guess by her third
day of being boring, survival instincts kicked in because someone was like, "Isn't it so embarrassing when you have like lettuce stuck in your teeth?" And 40 yards across the campsite, Jamie Lynn jumps out of
the outhouse being like, "Did y'all know my sister
went to the Grammys once? Isn't that embarrassing and interesting?" Like, "Girl, this is your
second reality show of the year where you had to use a
dirt hole as a toilet. Isn't that enough for you? Haven't you gone to enough lengths to garner attention? Be real." You see interviews with
the other cast being like, "We don't ask her about Jamie, her sister, but she offers up the information and we're like, 'We (beep) love it.'" It's like, "Yeah, we know." Oh and Sam, that cast
member with the blonde hair. He's like, "Do you think
she's gonna watch the show and see us on it and
follow me on Instagram?" It's like, "No, no, and no." But she's like, "No, she'll
watch and be nervous about me. She'll be like, 'Well,
are you really doing it?'" It gives fake relationship. It gives like she's aware
of what you're doing, but she's hearing it
through a third party. Like, I doubt they're like, "Hey sis, I'm going on this show." "Oh good luck." It's just not ringing true to me. Especially since Britney
Spears wished Jamie well in her book, but she did not say like they have a current relationship. She said she called her a total (beep) even for when they were children and said, "I wish her the best." That to me is like, "Okay, good riddance." But not like, "Call me later
and tell me your work plans." Like, no. And the only screen time
Jamie manages to get in her time on the show, if
not for like some anecdotes about Britney or her childhood,
it's just her sniveling and wanting to go home
and missing her babies. Which like I get it, missing
your kids is probably tough, but it starts really early on. This show is shooting for
17 days. She made it 11. But the drama starts at day three. - This is not fair. I quit. I don't cry wolf, I mean it
every time I wanna leave. You think I've got to leave?
I've seen another leave. Like, I just wanna see my kids, that's it. I wanna go home. - [Contestant] It's day three, Babes. - No, it's Jamie Lynn, you (beep). She was pretty clear
about her new catchphrase. Don't worry, it's gonna stick
once she incorporates it into her next horrible song. Streaming soon over the loud speakers at a Kmart location in Nashville. I do kind of like, "It's day
three, Babe," as a tagline. So I don't know Jamie, maybe keep that one in your back pocket. It's still not as good as my
playfully on brand intro line. It's another infected
skin lesion, Doctor." And that's registered with
the US Trademark Office, so don't try and steal that. I'm serious, you do not know
who you're messing with, okay? It's another infected skin lesion, Doctor. I'm not saying I would love
roughing it in the jungle for 17 days and I would probably
think about going home too. But JL needs to understand the same lesson that I learned both in rehab
and while camping in the woods with my Boy Scout troop, which is that you don't get much sympathy for crying over something that
the whole rest of the group also has to do. And it's better to carry out
your sob sessions privately while visiting the dirt hole that you're being forced to (beep) in. It wasn't a great rehab center, and also not recognized by my insurance as a medical facility. In fact, as far as they could tell, I had just spent the previous
90 days at a mental hospital that had been abandoned since the 1950s. Hmm, I probably should have
known when my intake nurse was just a hermit living inside of a cabin warning me to turn around. I was kinda wasted at the time. So I was like, "Yeah, Nurse Creaky, I'm gonna turn my whole
life around, just wait." Jamie complaining about wanting
to leave at three days in. Maybe it wouldn't be so harped on if it weren't for the context. First of all, she
wouldn't be the first one to quit the show after just a few days. I believe Caitlyn Jenner did. And in her own season, just
like after episode two, Grace Dent I think from "MasterChef," she quit citing medical grounds also. And I think they count like
mental health as medical grounds in these reality shows in the UK because they're much more careful about like not traumatizing
someone mentally for the sake of television. Love that, but it basically
means you can get out of a show for free by being like
really sad about it. Anyway, Grace Dent was the first to go. And also, producers have through sources kind of leaked that, like, they thought Jamie was a flight
risk as soon as Grace left because that's when Jamie
started talking about it and she knew she, like,
wouldn't be the first to go. So they were afraid of her
leaving when she was already being a pretty good ratings draw by talking about Britney Spears. In addition to that, Jamie Lynn had been on "Dancing with the Stars," as I mentioned prior to this. Kicked off I think week four
or something very early on, but shortly after leaving the
show due to medical grounds and then being like,
"I'm recovering, y'all," she ended up attending the live taping of "Dancing with the Stars," and people online were speculating she left the show to go to
"Dancing with the Stars." And also she waited until when she did because other shows have set the precedent through the press letting us know that like Emma from the Spice Girls, she quit after a couple
days, but press let us know she was still entitled to her full fee because the contract state, if you make it through
72 hours you get paid. So with that being the
precedent, people are like, "Oh, well clearly Jamie Lynn
got paid her $250,000 check for this show after the two days and she was planning to
leave the whole time," which is also supported by
the pre-show teaser interview where she's like, I don't know
how anyone makes it through this whole thing. Hats off to 'em, 'cause I could never." It's like she basically says like, "I don't plan on making it through this whole thing," allegedly. I mean, that's not proven, but
you know how the internet is? They're gonna take that
info and make it fact. So I'm also inclined to
believe that like yeah, somewhere in her
consciousness she was like, "Oh, I'm gonna back out
as soon as it's too much." Which she did. I mean, she made it longer than most people expected at 11 days. But I think she was also nervous because the public votes in this show and they were more kind to her
than suspiciously they were to the castmates of color. She thought she was gonna get voted to be in those challenges every week. Basically, they have
to go to a misery motel and like do "Fear "Factor" style (beep), where like entrails are
being thrown on them. They have to drink slurries of guts and bugs crawling all over. But she, as far as I saw,
was only in one of them or two of the challenges, and she did pretty well in each of them. But yeah, she was not excited about that. If you can imagine, she didn't
like sleeping on a hammock. She's not gonna like getting
bugs thrown in her weave. - Come on, Jamie.
- Come on, Jamie. This is it.
- Honestly, just climb. But expect them to throw things at you.
- You are hunted. - That's the same advice
that producers gave her before taking the stage at Radio Disney's willing-to-show-up awards where she took home a trophy for fastest and most enthusiastic RSVP. To be honest, I think it's kind of tacky, A, that the show even wanted
to bring Jamie Lynn on, although I know they're
just in the business of getting ratings, but also the way that they bring up Britney Spears through like the show's production, like the actual hosts making references to, "Hit Me, Baby, One More Time," and Jamie Lynn's childhood
exposure to other Mouseketeers. It's not cool to me. It's like holding that
up as the main reason she's on the show. Like at least talk about
"Zoey 101" or some (beep), I don't know. - Jamie Lynn spills the tea on growing up with one half of boy band, NSYNC. - She's gone from rubbing
shoulders with NSYNC to washing her armpits in that sink. - Or you could even say
that she went from being an emotionally abusive gaslighting liar to essentially useless
around a gaslit campfire. Oh, come on, that language was too strong for the target audience? I do not understand British television. One station will have
like a couple of ladies baking biscuits with
their full on tits out, and the next station has a highly-rated competition reality show with literal pre-Revolutionary War jokes for young gentlemen. They'll be like, "You know,
I grew up under the care of a rather amusing child minder. I guess you could say she was
a hoot nanny." (chuckling) And that will somehow
be a more viral moment than the tits out ladies baking. I'm not saying that show would be better for the public to celebrate,
but I just know America and what they would choose. I just don't understand you, England, like, is your entire population cross-stitching grandmothers? Is this what society is like with accessible healthcare? Living grandparents who
have social leverage? (beep) nerds. In this country, if you're over 30 and your grandmother is still alive, there's something wrong with you. What kind of witchcraft? She should have died of a heart attack when you were still a baby. And I'm gonna make sure
she does. (chuckling) I'm just kidding. Jamie Lynn is not completely
dislikable on the show, which again is one of the reasons why it's weird that she left, but I guess she just really
couldn't stand working. She even tells the story
of how her oldest daughter almost drowned, but then
miraculously kind of recovered from that like brain deadness,
which is so sad and so scary and obviously, no one wishes on anybody. But then she also is like,
that's one glowing moment I think for her where
it's like very humanizing and then the rest is
like, she's talking about how she was kind of mean to Britney Spears throughout their childhood. Like she was always kind of
a spoiled brat, which like, I don't know, I guess that's relatable to younger siblings like myself. But again, choose what
you're gonna talk about if you're going on to rehab your PR image. - Because my Mom and them tell me it never mattered where we went. You always said something to
make everyone uncomfortable. I think it's something I still do now. - I think that shows a great
deal of self-awareness, Jamie Lynn, you (beep). What? I'm not being rude. That was her stage name.
It's Jamie Lynn, you (beep). Anyway, Jamie Lynn, you did
make everybody uncomfortable during the cast interviews
when you said you were best known for being an
actress and a singer. I'm just not okay with
co-signing that type of delusion. And yes, I saw you in your
starring role on "Zoey 101" as a child, but because
of your line delivery, I spent the first two seasons thinking that you were just a piece
of visible lighting equipment that was accidentally left in the shot. And I thought the character
Zoey was the bottle of Fiji water with food
coloring on your lunch tray being voiced by the
celebrity chef, Paula Dean immediately after oral surgery. And I'm pretty sure you
meant to say aspiring singer because, well, once again- ♪ If you love me so ♪ ♪ Don't, don't let me
be the last to know ♪ - Ooh, do I hear some
record labels calling? Nope, it's the police. They think that there's animal
abuse happening in the home because of that sound. By episode three, Jamie
Lynn has had it up to here. She holds out for a couple more days, but I mean day three, she
literally has kind of lost it. She's doing things that
don't even make sense. - What's the number you dial
before you dial somebody? - I don't think it's
connected to anything, Jamie. (phone button clacking)
(rain pattering) - Okay, can we get the
mental health coordinator on set, please? I'm worried that if there's
ever a real emergency, Jamie Lynn will try to call 911
using that fake phone booth. Like first of all, the Australian number for emergency services is 000. But more importantly,
you're trying to reach them with a rented prop that
was originally used in "Austin Powers: The
Spy Who Shagged Me." It's very bizarre to me
that she tries to like make this phone call to like get home, and it doesn't seem like
she's in a delirious state where she actually thinks
that's gonna happen. To me, it feels like a ploy to get the mental health coordinators
to sign off on her release. 'Cause she's like, "Oh,
she's not thinking clearly. She's like so distraught
that she's locked, going to the phone and dialing nobody. + 1000, Britney, (beep) call me home." But it just reads as fake. I'm like, she's not that good at acting that she could pull off
a true mental breakdown, not like me, who is very
method about the whole thing. I'll actually break down mentally, and you'll have to sit there
and watch it like as a movie. That's "Zoey 102," baby girl.
That's the plot of "Zoey 102." I'm Zoey, she's like talking to herself, speaking in tongues. Not really, but you get it. (phone banging) - I hate it here so much,
I hate here so much. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it here. Dear God, please help me to make it. Oh, this place is where people go to have the worst days of their life." - Oh, I think now she's
practicing what she's gonna say after this when she
attends the finale taping of "Dancing with the Stars." Jamie Lynn, it's okay, no one even watches that show anymore. You can just send that
piece of lighting equipment to be your stand-in. Oh right, that was her. Okay, so Jamie Lynn, there are no more good
options left for your career. Maybe just return to the campsite and lay down in this giant
spider web we found for you. Somebody grab the first aid kit. We're gonna try prepping her
skin with the rubbing alcohol. I think we can get her to stick this time. Oh, Slippery James. Slippery
James, the wet slimy rodent. Do you all think that Jamie
Lynn had hatched this plan to get her check early and then bounce? Or was she really genuinely
like excited to leave? I mean, everybody on that
set was uncomfortable, and a lot of them had even
younger kids than she did, who they wanted to see back home. But she like found every opportunity to express how she wanted
to leave from episode three. It's just a little hard to
understand how she didn't think that would be the case ahead of time when everyone in her
life, even Britney Spears, apparently warned her like
she's gonna hate this. And then a source apparently
close to Britney Spears leaked that Jamie Lynn admitted she was never planning
to stay that whole time. That might be fake news. I don't know. Let me know in the comments below. Also, give this video a big thumbs up if you wanna see even
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