- Who is Jojo Siwa? Well, to answer that question, we must journey back in time
100s and 100s of days ago to like 2018 when the most
pressing debate on the internet was whether or not this 12
year old breakout reality star was tying her hair back too tight, or if the colorful clothes
she was wearing were cringe. And yet, as the years went by, Jojo's career continued to gain traction stronger than the alopecia
that threatened her edges. Meanwhile, several pillars of the old world of internet video began to crumble before our eyes. Shane Dawson. - I was molested. Jameson Charles. - I'm desperate. Colleen Miranda Sings Ballinger. ♪ Dawson Dawson Trey ♪ - [Nick] The Gods looked down at them and laughed as their
kingdoms fell into disrepair. And now here we are at present day and I've grown tired of
talking fancy like this. So let's just pretend this is a segue into talking normal Nick time. I'm not trying to write the
story of Gilgamesh here. This is not the super continent of Pangea. Let me live. My point is Jojo Siwa is an
iconic social media star, if not slightly more
controversial in the recent years, and she's had the interesting luck of batting three for three
in the last month or so when it comes to collaborating with these staple YouTube personalities who were suddenly deemed problematic, which subjects the once
kid-friendly Jojo Siwa brand to a new form of backlash in the form of heightened scrutiny and guilt by association. So slick that hair back
and don a giant bow because today we are taking a look back at Jojo Siwa's most recent
transgressions of free will to determine whether Miss
Siwa is just a passive witness to all of the misdoings of
these off-color creators. Or a loyal friend who isn't
swayed by internet drama or unequally as bad actor
with her own evil intentions such as spreading happiness and selling t-shirts to teenagers. Shane, James, Colleen, you are on Red Hot standby because we're about to dive in for a not so endorsed
by Nickelodeon Studios installment of Clip Breakdown. (upbeat music) Hello television viewers. My name is Nick. Thank you so much for joining
me once again on my channel for another installment of Clip Breakdown. These are the playlists where
we dive into our favorite movies, TV movies, and other
such content here on the web, and we break it down into
beat by beat, step by step like Abby Lee Miller on
the show, "Dance Moms." I over spoke that so that we
can look at each individual be boob de doo. If it's worthy of dancing and dancing or dancing and dancing. Let's get into it, mama. We don't have time for all
the chitter chatter today that I'm used to saying because I feel like it's been a hot minute since I've recorded a video and I just really wanna start talking about our cast of characters that we have in front of us today. But before we do, make sure you give this
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miss new videos from me. I upload two new ones every week. I've got merch and a Patreon where you can get bonus stuff. So much for me, not chitter chattering with the old standard YouTube format. What can I say? It's here to stay. Know what else seems to be here to stay? YouTubers who do (beep). It seems like you can get
canceled as a YouTuber. It only means you're inconvenienced
and like your publicist might have some extra
late nights coming up, but your checkbook
probably won't be affected. You're not gonna be destitute most likely is what we've been seeing with
the most recent cancellations of YouTubers like Shane
Dawson, James Charles, and now Colleen Ballinger, who I was shocked to see Jojo Siwa was on one of
Miranda Sing's last videos before Colleen's cancellation
just about a month ago. The title of the video was "Shocking Interview with Jojo Siwa," which once you see this
shocking interview, it's not only click bait,
but it's kind of gross. - Emmyform43 gummies
said, "Where is Jojo?" I don't know. I can call her and try to find out. Hi, where are you? - I'm on the toilet. - You're on the toilet? - Yeah. - Okay, bye. - Okay, bye. - Okay, well, hope she has a good wipe. - I'm gonna make sure
my computer's hard drive gets a good wipe after this because I've downloaded
about four different Miranda Singh's videos this month, and I'm pretty sure five is the threshold at which the CIA starts
wiretapping my phone. And I don't want them to find
out that I've been using this as a paranormal conduit to
talk to past historical figures who helped me validate
government conspiracy theories and I do it all using
the power of flirtation. Speaking of which, excuse me for a moment Now, oh, where were we
Mr. President Lincoln? If I was in the afterlife with you, I would finger that bloody
bullet hole in your head so hard down to the second knuckle. (cricket chirps) By the way, did you see who
gave you that gunshot wound President Aby-waby? Was it really well known
actor John Wiltsbooth or your own secretary
of war Edward Stanton? Oh, you didn't see because you were too
busy watching the play? Well, I guess that puts my other conspiracy theory to bed, gay. You know, there's something about watching Jojo Siwa indoor skydive and visiting Disneyland that makes me really want
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the most of this summer just like Jojo, mwah. So now that we've got Jojo and Colleen's
classy toilet phone call out of the way, let's browse on over to another
problematic pit of despair, known as Shane Dawson's YouTube channel in a recent video called "Rating YouTuber Products with Jojo Siwa." Again, this is clickbait, your honor. Let's not throw Jojo's
good name into our titles just to have a three second
thing of her at the end or in the middle like
these two buffoons did. Of course, Shane teases
it from the very beginning 'cause he loves to be out of
chronological order like that. Everybody she's here, do you see her face. - I've waited all my life for this. - This is really weird that
20 people are going out there. - I agree, that was really weird to see, like watching a clown car
unloading during rehearsals for a circus started by
millennials with depression. Still, it's hard not to notice that along with Jojo Siwa's visit to his Calabasas compound, Shane Dawson's vlogoverse
is starting to expand, introducing all new
characters to not care about. There's Jared, Shane's
brother who we've already met, followed by the shy and quiet woman who works at everybody's office. Then there's Velma from Scooby-Doo and Ryland from Shane's loveless
marriage of convenience. In reality, I think that office worker is Jared's girlfriend and live action Velma is Lizzie the co-host of Ryland's
podcast, "The Sip." Apparently also the co-host of that constipated facial expression that Shane uses when
it's too hard to be funny using anything except his face. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's not a joke, that's So Raven. Get outta here. Anyway, let's dive into a
90 second ad read from Temu because Shane's got some garbage to show. This used to be all of
Shane's content, by the way, is like going through a
box of crap and being like, "Isn't this cool?" - Feel like he'd like that? No, he wouldn't. Maybe he would, I don't know. It's just me. Okay, what am I saying?
Yeah, go check out my page and let me know what you
think of my weird things. That sounds weird. - Okay, so far this video is just Ryland and then Shane describing every little thing they do as weird. From how they exit their
(beep) little house to Shane's (beep) little non-sequitur that he uses to substitute
an actual sense of humor. You can't get Shane to see that though. Someone could give him the note that he needs to develop natural charisma and he would create a
racially insensitive character named Natural Charisma who survives his next Christmas movie horror parody using the power of Black stereotypes. I think a lot of YouTube creators are able to just connect
with their audience because to a certain extent
they're naturally funny. The YouTubers I tend to enjoy watching always seem to make me laugh or smile without seeming like
they're trying too hard. However, Shane Dawson
has never made me laugh or smile with anything
that he's put on screen. And it's clear that he's trying very hard to the point where sometimes
his eyes are bugging out and he's snorting like an inbred bulldog. By 2023, I feel like Shane's become such a caricature of himself that his videos are almost 90% basic that's what she said, jokes. Like you would hear if you
chaperoned a birthday party full of 15 year olds to play mini golf and most of them had access to HBO. How many tries can we have
to get it in the hole? Huh, me at the spring dance last semester. Wow, this might be the
hardest one we've ever seen. Oh, I sound like Coach Thompson's wife after he started hormone
replacement therapy. Like shut up you little (beep), just be gross inside of your own mind. Down to the (beep) taste tests that comprise almost every single video we've ever seen of Shane
in the last two years. This content and Shane's channel
has become so predictable. I'm pretty sure AI could
write it without an issue. In fact, let's put that to the test. I'm going to ask ChatGPT to make us a Shane Dawson monologue. Honey, it's okay. It's just the delivery. (Toasty barks) Say hi Toasty. Okay, I'm going to ask
them to write one paragraph of a Shane Dawson YouTube video. "All right, here's the dealio. Have you ever found
yourself in a hardware store surrounded by all those shiny tools? Well, let me tell you, it's a dangerous place for
an innocent mind like mine. So many phallic shaped objects. It's like a playground
for your imagination. Now, picture this, you're casually strolling down the aisles, checking out the power tools when suddenly you stumble
upon a big sturdy drill. And let me tell you that
drill has some serious torque. It's just begging to be handled, to be gripped firmly in your hands and well put to good use. Now
I know what you're thinking, "Shane, you dirty little devil. What are you insinuating?" Well, my dear friends, let's just say sometimes a
drill is not just a drill. It's a symbol of power, of
control and of DIY satisfaction. So next time you're in a hardware store, keep your mind open and your
innuendo radar on full blast. You never know what hidden
delights you might uncover. Keep those tools handy, my
little thrill-seekers, mwah!" Okay, that wasn't far off. That was really (beep). Last month Shane Dawson made a whole video about how the human race was in danger if AI ever surpassed human intelligence. But Shane baby, I think on an individual basis
that ship has already sailed. This robot's 30 seconds of writing was already more well
thought out and cohesive than your entire series that you devoted months
of your life to creating and you're still here. So I think the human race
still has a fighting chance. I guess humanity is pretty resilient despite how long it takes you to recover from a gradual hike. Anyway, after the ad, we get to greet Shane
like the morning sun. - Okay, I just woke up. It's very early. It's like noon. I was up all night making thumbnails so don't judge me. - I'm not going to judge you, but rather question your judgment when it comes to graphic design. I don't need to understand
how these podcast thumbnails could take somebody all night if they're proficient in Photoshop. Perhaps Shane was browsing Google images with one hand and (beep)
off with the other. That would make perfect
sense for both the timeline and how much we know Shane
worships his own work. Instead of telling me how long it took you to make these thumbnails look like that, why don't you tell me
how long you thought out what those thumbnails should look like? Because all I see is a (beep) fest of transparent PNGs with a
quartet of bonus (beep) faces all layered together looking like a page from Where's Waldo goes to the food court. You've got some white outer glow and low transparency drop shadow to distinguish each object. But what am I supposed to be
impressed with here, Shane, that you photoshopped some whipped cream onto that cup of iced coffee? Well, I actually worked as
a Dunkin's barista, Shane, so I know that it's actually harder to physically put whipped cream
on top of an iced beverage and not gag at the sight of it mixing with the liquid and wet ice. and don't even get me started on the challenge of
watching the hot UPS driver flirt with all of the
teenage girls I work with. And then all I get is a
dismissive, "Hey bud," even though it was me who put all of that extra caramel
drizzle inside of his cup, because I know that's how he likes it, because I had a dream
about him holding my hand and oh, my thoughts
are making me cry, ugh. That's how I know I'll
always need therapy. And it brings to mind the idea
of child labor in general. Like I think we're at
a point in this country where we don't need to reenter
the era of child labor. Yet, since 2015 there have been a rise in child labor law violations, and at the same time, 10 states are currently trying
to loosen child labor laws, making it legal for kids to
work in dangerous environments, packing up cows in a
meatpacking plant like what? Or working late into the night, or even as young as 14 being
allowed to serve alcohol. Anywhere that adults are drinking alcohol is no place for a child. Like what kind of 14 year old bar keep, they're gonna be like, "Hey, what can I get you an old fashioned? Okay, hey, do you have any Pokemon cards?" It's (beep) weird to me. Experts say that child labor
negatively affects the health and education of the
children who perform it. So make sure you're aware of the child labor laws in your state and be aware of what candidates feel on the subject so that
you can vote accordingly. And if you live in a state
with loosened child labor laws, then look at those companies and make sure that they're looking out for the safety of children. Because if you're gonna use child labor, you better be doing it responsibly, but like listen to that sentence or just don't use child labor. Maybe hire adults to do it. I don't know. Now back to this 35 year old who had a lot of sleep in his eyes when he got on camera. Shane Dawson, what's good? I find myself continually saying this when watching Shane Dawson
content, but here I go again. It is not cute when someone
thinks they're trying to be cute and Shane Dawson is doing just that when he tries to get into
sweepy toddler beddy bye mode, even though he just spent 20
minutes setting up his camera and picking out a couple
of trying to be cute hats to wear for us. Like Mama, you washed your
face and put on concealer. I think the pep is back in your step whether you want us to believe it or not. I'm more impressed by a performer
who is professional enough to come on camera with a
level of enthusiasm and energy that's fun to watch, even if they're sick or tired
or just took a half hour break to cry about the UPS
driver rejection memory that just resurfaced from
17 years ago or whatever. He also said at one point,
"Don't mind my hair. I literally just woke up." And my first thought was, "Sweetie, it's literally
looked that (beep) weird this whole entire video I just haven't had a
chance to tell you yet." Was the inspiration for this
era of Shane's hair journey, one part Farrah Faucet and
one part golden retriever, and why did he make both
of those halves so distinct down the middle? It's giving Shirley Temple
spit curls screen left with the lead singer of
a Canadian pop punk band on the right. Anyway, let's get into the reviews of all of these YouTuber products that Shane starts by saying he's gonna be really honest about and then seems a lot
less than honest to me. - Emma, prepare yourself. I'm gonna be brutal. - Okay, fine, but aside
from your morning breath, what part of this review is brutal? Because next up, it sounds like you start
immediately defending the taste of this coffee from anybody who doesn't like it by claiming that they all must be jealous, even though you haven't even tried it yet. I don't know how to say
this, but Emma Chamberlain doesn't think you're cool, Shane Dawson, and even if she did
that would not influence the rest of the world to
think that you're cool. Emma Chamberlain is working
with Vogue at the Met Gala and you can't stop making
references to the Little Mermaid that you saw in theaters last night. She is the cool, intriguing taste maker like Anna Wintour, and you are the dated, desperate valley dwelling social
climber like Kim Kardashian when she makes a TikTok. - This is definitely
getting a lot of hate. Like people are just like,
"It tastes like garbage, ew. Like, why'd she do this?" What do you mean why did she do this? She has (beep) cans of drinks in Walmart. You (beep) just wish. You're at home, you're making
your dumbass water talk, and then you get a phone call, ring, ring. Hi, it's Walmart. Can I talk to Shane? We wanna give you a spot on our shelves for your Sebastian water. (beep) (beep) me in my (beep), and he's trying to shove
his spear up my ass. That was aggressive. - Yeah, weren't you supposed to be adorable tired in this scene? Your acting is not exactly
at the level of Glenn Close, more like Glenn clothes
that never fit right, if you ask me. I'm glad Shane himself is
at least starting to realize that it's jarring and obnoxious when he just starts
wailing through his sinuses to try and sell a run-on sentence about sexual violence as a joke. Did you not get the note when I said that you're trying too hard, Shane? Your words just echoed
off the kitchen walls without being funny. You're wearing the animal shaped hat from a Korean teenager skincare
routine without being cute, and you get millions of views on YouTube without being well liked. These are the opposing truths that we can learn about ourselves when we simply shut the
(beep) up for a minute. Like, girl, you just Woody
Woodpecker my (beep) brain into the ethos, I'm gone. Why are you defending this coffee? You haven't even tasted it yet. - Everybody's jealous,
"It tastes like spit." When I try it, if it tastes like spit I'm going to feel really stupid. - Shane, there's no reason
for you to feel stupid as long as you're aware that you look stupid to everybody else. Somewhere in between trying to embody kawaii as a 30 something sad sack and trying to pander to a
younger and cooler IT girl by admitting that you're jealous of her for selling canned beverages at Walmart. Yeesh, look at yourself. Anyway, I guess he likes the coffee. Then when Ryland comes home, they're trying out Mr. Beast burgers. Another hallmark of Shane (beep) videos is that he does a taste test or he tries five different things and he puts on a new
jacket for each of them. He's been doing this dress
up baloney since the 2021s. I'm so tired of it. It's like we have seen it. We have seen it. I'm sick of your house. I'm sick of your jacket. I'm sick of your hair
looking crazier and crazier like a goddamn tentacle porn gone crazy. Tentacle porn gone crazy is your hair. - I have a surprise. - It better be good. - You're not even questioning
why I'm wearing this. - Oh, this is natural at this point, and it's getting concerning
that you whip it out so easily. - This outfit, I look like
a (beep) standup comedian. - Wearing the outfit of a
(beep) standup comedian. Congrats, I feel like we can count that as finally starting to
dress for your body type. Granted, you don't just
live inside the body of a (beep) standup comedian. You make your living that way except in front of the internet
instead of a live audience. That way you can just delete the hecklers from your comment section and justify why you can't
hear anybody laughing. I understand Shane is trying
to slowly project this image that he's some kind of
quirky, carefree, fun friend with an eclectic, bold fashion sense. But to me it feels at odds
with where he's truly at, and it seems like he thinks
nobody in the audience can recognize that he's actually cycling through the same three
or four safety garments that he feels comfortable in while also trying to
tell us the entire world that he isn't that self-conscious anymore. Like many of us have been there, girly. Just be real with it. Be real with it. I'm sure a lot of people in the audience still are going through that where it's like they can
only feel comfortable or confident in a few items of clothing. That's completely fine. It's completely normal. I've certainly been at places in my life where I can only be seen out in public wearing certain things to avoid being consumed
entirely by anxiety. But if someone is doing that yet presenting like they are only wearing or doing whatever they do as a joke, that can be invalidating to other people who are in the same position. And I think that's why people
are starting to fall off the Shane Dawson train so fast. Like you can lie to everyone around you about why you're doing this or that, but especially when you have
a platform like Shane Dawson, there are people who are gonna notice how fake that feels. Would it be so hard for Shane to say, "I know that this shirt's
pattern is loud and colorful, but I actually really like the fit of it and I feel like it flatters my midsection, so I'm kind of into it. I'm gonna wear it from now on." Or you could just say nothing about it. Like I used to wear
full coverage foundation to work every day to cover my cystic acne, and
I wouldn't talk about that. I would just hope that
everybody would just be tricked into thinking that I had clear skin. And I really thought throughout the day, like I would delude myself into thinking that that was the convincing
trick that I was doing. And it's like a more healthy approach might have been to think
of it like, "You know what? Maybe it's clear to people
that I'm wearing makeup or whatever, that still
feels so much better than having my breakouts
on full display uncovered. So I'm gonna take that over that." Yes, some people, like rude people might make comments about me wearing makeup, but I'm still more okay with that than I am with going
out bare face right now. And that's just the way it is. I wish that I had been
more real with myself about what was going on rather than have people be like, "Why are you wearing makeup?" And I'd be like, "I'm not." It's like, "Mm, but you are." And it's okay. Both options might be uncomfortable, but one is gonna help me
get out the door every day and live my life. And I think that that's
important to come to terms with. I know it's all easier said than done, and Shane isn't obligated to speak with a certain level of
authenticity to his audience, but if Shane is, as it looks like dressing in
what he calls crazy clothes to distract from his insecurities, I think it sends a dog
whistle to other people who might be behaving in similar ways that they should continue to feel this way about themselves and their
insecurities as well. And I'm not a therapist,
but this rings true for me. When I watch Shane Dawson, it reminds me of a past less
secure version of myself, and I just wish a Shane could be upfront and kind of speak more about
what's actually on his mind then people would feel more comfortable watching his content. Because my heart goes
out to anybody out there who feels like they're trapped in a body or a mindset or a situation that is just their lot in life and that they have to accept it because I think we all deserve the tools, the mental acuity to improve the things that we want to change about our lives while still being okay
with who we are today. And that's why influencers like Shane, who trick themselves into thinking that they're being authentic can actually be harmful to the viewer. Anyway, here's a gross
shot of Chris eating pizza. - Oh my god, Chris, you have to try one. - Oh my god.
- Whoa. - I've never seen Shane operate with more focus or intent
than when he dripped that wet slice of pizza all
over Chris's face just now. He's like, "So the meat lovers pizza had the best sauce to cheese ratio, but I think the pepperoni
one made me the horniest and I really appreciated
how I got to slather some wet honey all over
my cameraman's chin making him all sticky and sloppy while my older brother and fiance watched in stunned silence." And at a long, long last it's time for our VIP to arrive Jojo Siwa. And Shane is playing it
really cool with all of that. He hits a new octave for him
that I did not need to hear. - [Shane] What are we doing, we go gotta. Come on! - I feel like this is what it's like coming home after college. Hello, oh my God, I like a jacket. - Thank you.
- How are you? - You just know that was the mustiness hug she's received all week and she hangs out with a lot
of athletically inclined women. Actually, am I allowed
to just say lesbians? I feel like that's
gonna save me some time. Athletically inclined lesbians. Jojo is dropping off some of her merch because I guess some of
the YouTuber products that Shane wants to try
out are just t-shirts. - This my indoor sky diving suit. - [Ryland] Oh my God. - [Shane] You're wearing a skydiving suit? - Indoor skydiving, yeah. - You were skydiving today? - Indoor skydiving. - Like get it through your head, Shane. I mean, obviously Jojo is willing to look past your racist scandals, transphobic language, and
shocking behavior with minors, but if you leave the word indoor off of her indoor skydiving, she will correct you
until her final breath. I never thought this would
be the power struggle where they both dig in
their heels so deep. Shane was like, "You went
skydiving before this?" Jojo was like, "Indoor skydiving." "I can't believe you jumped out of a plane and went skydiving." "Indoor skydiving so there was no plane." "Did you free ball past some birds and the birds were like,
"Oh my God, it's Jojo Siwa and she's skydiving." "Indoor skydiving, no birds. Birds in the sky. Sky is outdoors. Indoor skydiving indoors
too with a fan, ugh." Like Jesus Christ Shane,
don't make her say it again. I think she's getting really mad. Indoor skydiving (beep). It's like vegetarian skydiving. It's a fake thing that
you do at birthday parties or if you're a very rich 20 year old, it's artificial like
your empathy for others or the tears you're about to cry. Shane clears up a few things
about Jojo's sexuality. - Wait, I have a question, and I'll probably just cut this out, but I've been calling you a lesbian today, but are you a lesbian? - Yeah, yeah.
- You are. - Still such a lesbian. I think girls are awesome. I think they're a lot and they're dramatic and it's very hard. - I know, I know. - No, well, Shane, drop that
condescending expression of shared firsthand experience. I know, I know. Women are easy to generalize
and emotionally invalidate. That's why I haven't been
romantically involved with a woman in over a decade and most of those people have publicly distanced
themselves from me. I don't know why Shane
thinks he can relate to Jojo on any part of queer lesbian dating. You're not part of that community just because you appropriated
the hairstyle of Tig Notaro. Anyway, Jojo's not sticking
around for long here. She's like, "Cool, here's my t-shirt, bye. Don't cry about it." - I have y'all's back for forever. I love you guys, but I more importantly
respect you guys forever. Don't cry, don't cry.
- I love you Jojo. Hold it together, don't cry. - Well, Jojo, the good
news is he's not crying. That's just his scrunched up gives the illusion of crying face. But overall, I agree with the sentiment of what you're saying, which is don't do that. It wouldn't be a Shane
Dawson disaster piece if he weren't trying to force a sense of significance into the storyline with the same unconvincing,
tearless weeping you'd see from your emotionally
manipulative babysitter or a coke addicted roommate
who you just caught stealing. Damn, have I never had a stable home life? I think that's a breakthrough. Goodbye lifelong sense of loneliness. Sorry about kicking your ass just now, and it's all because Jojo Siwa said, "I love you guys, but more importantly, I respect you guys." Especially those of you
who I met three minutes ago and as far as I know,
have done nothing wrong. I'm mostly talking to you
when it comes to respect, and Shane's like, "Thank you so much." I'm like, girl. Anyway, Shane finishes out the video by being very hopeful
about his uncancellation. It's like you already
make millions of dollars from these videos. Let's not beg to get some
celebrity guests on your podcast, but that's what he's
taking away from this. - I've kind of lost touch
with a lot of people. It was nice to see somebody that I haven't seen in a few years and for it to still be exactly what it was before everything happened. It almost ripped the bandaid of this thing where I've been like
too afraid to ask people to come on my podcast or too
afraid to like ask somebody to come be in a video or
something. I don't know. It just made me feel like,
"Well, if Jojo Siwa is cool being in one of my videos and
like wants to come hang out, maybe I shouldn't be so
afraid to ask people." - You're right, Shane Dawson fans owe a huge thank you to Jojo Siwa. She opened the door and
now President Barack Obama can join Shane on his next episode called "Taste Testing
Toxic Orange River Water that the EPA released from
enclosed copper mines." Because apparently now
Shane feels confident enough to ask people to join his podcast or to be on his YouTube channel or associate themselves
with him in any way despite it being against
their best interest. Without that kind of brazen confidence, humankind might have never explored space. We might never eat poisonous plants. We might never implode
in a homemade submersible meant to go explore a
boat we've already seen. So it's one small step for Shane Dawson, one giant misstep for Jojo Siwa because she got some criticism for being in that video. People were like, "Don't
like it, I don't like it." I honestly don't think
her appearance itself was that offensive. She honestly sounds like she
was very comforting to Shane about his cancellation and let him know that she doesn't think of him
as a bad person despite that, which I think is very mature
of her . I'll leave it at that. Next we go to another
controversial cameo from Jojo Siwa when she appeared on James
Charles's channel to do this trending challenge where two friends exchange their credit
cards with one another and buy a bunch of stuff on
each other's credit cards for the day. James starts by talking
about his credit card and all of the perks that
do or do not come with it. - Did you know that when you
buy a first class plane ticket that does not immediately grant you access into a first class lounge? - You are privileged. - I literally texted my
like business manager, and I was like, "Hi, am I like poor?"
- Poor? - At least you understood
in the middle of saying that how stupid you sound.
- You know, I feel for James because I too have what
some might call a gay voice, although I prefer to describe
myself as an inquisitive tenor with a valley girl vocal fry. But in either case, I've had to realize throughout my life that this particular inflection is going to make the stupid things I say sound even stupider. And the (beep) things I say sound (beep). And at times I think that's
probably what's happening to James a Little bit. I mean, when I serve single
camera comedy levels of sarcasm or act intentionally vapid to be ironic, I run the risk of people
thinking that's who I really am because the voice helps sell it. I really do. So I'm like the pool boy at
Barbie's Malibu dreamhouse. So maybe people think I'm
less intelligent than I am, but it's just one of the reasons why my story is not unlike
that of Marilyn Monroe. The other reason is that I had an affair with the president of the
homeowners association. The point is people like Paris Hilton who seems believably shallow,
but is actually smart, which I think is maybe how
he pictures himself landing, this kind of thing when he
flexes his pretty girl problems, although he's also displaying
a very 20 something appropriate level of needing
to shut up a little bit. A lot of his stuff sounds real privileged. Anyway, let's take a look at
what James's first purchase was with Jojo's card and then
what Jojo's was with his card. - I just decided recently to
start redecorating my home. I need this pillow. - $558.35 - All right, we got
James's money, we paying. We got all these people. We're taking care of them. - Well, that's a nice total. - To be fair, James Charles is also using his $500 throw pillow to do something nice for a long line of working class people, specifically by allowing
each one of his housekeepers to take a picture holding it while squawking in their faces about how it must be nice to hold something expensive for once. And to be honest, Jojo might have spent like
100 bucks on free coffee for all of those people, but she also kept those
loyalty points for herself, which is basically like stealing food out of that baby's mouth
that it needed to survive, such as a free cake pop
or an avocado upgrade to a regular breakfast sandwich, selfish. Next James goes to the
mall and he meets a fan whose birthday it happens to be, so he's like, "Let me
get something for her." - Hi can we buy you
something for your birthday? Do you want an Apple watch, let's go. Let's go to the Apple Store.
- Oh my God, James. - [Mom] She watches him every day. - Yeah, back in 2019, mom,
you don't have to lie. He already offered us the free watch. Although how about two
years of Apple Care? I even know your catchphrase that you say at the
beginning of every video, you're like, "Hello girlfriend, I love your lashes and your looks," right? It's a nice act. But I was not surprised to
see James rewarding a fan who came up and asked for a picture. I don't know if you've noticed, but in every vlog he makes
a point of showing us that people recognize him everywhere and love to ask for his autograph. He's still famous and he is still relevant and people want a selfie. - [James] I got it. - [Fan] Can I take a picture in you? - [James] Yeah, of course. - Well, so what James, I get recognized a lot too because apparently I look like a lot of people's
sleep paralysis demon known as the How You're Gonna Die, man. Apparently he shows up in your nightmares at the foot of your bed and lists off six different
words that strung together give a clue about how you're gonna die. But don't be scared, that's so stupid. There's no such thing as the
How You're Gonna Die Man. I'm not the How You're Gonna Die Man. How would I even find out
how anyone's gonna die? I don't even have the How You're
Gonna Die Man's black book where the devil writes his secrets every third Sunday or whatever. This is an example of what I'm not. I'm not him. I know how you're gonna die. Next up a electric scooter. This is all while Jojo Siwa is
like at a fancy grocery store called Era One. So different things. - No way, oh my God, it's the gray one. Okay, will you put that? Okay, we can literally
drive there right now. It'll be like 30 minutes. Can you put that on hold for me? Perfect, okay, okay, bye. Yes, yes. - If you're wondering why James Charles at the height of his career never popped up in
cameos on Disney Channel or Nickelodeon like so
many other YouTubers did, Well, it's because that's pretty much what his audition looked like. You better serve that
fake (beep) phone call and fake excitement (beep) super convincing performance. It's really almost like
watching a young Kevin Spacey. Let's move on. Later on, Jojo and James meet up to go through their hauls together. - Do you have a bike? You have Louis Vuitton and
I have a (beep) quesadilla. - Well, to be fair, Jojo, James cannot have a quesadilla because he's a bottom. Who's flaunting their privilege now, hmm? The last thing that
Jojo got on James's card is like a Harry Potter chess set. - Once I make my move, then
you are free to check the king. No, Ron, no, what is it? - I don't know why this
made me think of it, but James seems like the kind of person who makes people celebrate
his birthday all month long. But there you have it. The most expensive item that
Jojo got with James's card was a gift for James and the most expensive item
that James got with Jojo's card was a gift for James. However, as Jojo slyly puts
it right under the wire, she's already given herself a gift that all of the mega famous
YouTubers seem to want a sustainable career outside of YouTube. - If you have not already
click that subscribe button and the bell icon next to it so you guys never miss an upload from me. - Let's go YouTube. - Yeah, I know girly. I'm one of the only ones left. - You're holding on strong, you got it. You got it.
- I know. - I don't know if he's holding on strong. I mean he's holding on tight
as in with great desperation, but those views aren't
the same, I'm just saying. But what do I know? I'm just Harry Potter. Thank you so much James and Shane and (beep) whatever else, Colleen Ballinger for giving us a chance to see some Jojo Siwa on our screens. But let's make that a
very rare occurrence. Jojo, you be you. Go on those carnival cruises
with your ex-girlfriend, go indoor skydiving on random weekdays and hit up Disney World just
to eat the food, I don't care. I love your life and I look
forward to seeing more of you on the internet. But what do you all think of
these Jojo Siwa appearances? Are you here for Jojo or not so much? Let me know in the comments below. Also, give this video a big thumbs up if you wanna see even more Clip Breakdowns on your favorite and least
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