- For Shane Dawson, a once canceled, yet currently thriving YouTube celebrity, discussing conspiracy theories has been a pillar of his brand
since the early 2010s, as was wearing musty T-shirts, and being criminally
inappropriate with children. Sorry, planet, this was back when we millennials
felt the need to embrace the very worst aspects of popular culture. But you have to understand,
we were just acting out after our collective childhoods
were suddenly plunged into a 24-hour news cycle
of traumatic imagery and financial stress. For example, we ate our Lucky Charms while watching the live coverage of the hunt for Saddam Hussein, which none of us could
process for another six years until it bubbled to the surface as that bizarre 2012 trend, where we wanted to print
mustaches on everything, Saddam Hussein mustaches, I believe. We were weird for that. Like God, just find
something to get addicted to, and shut the (beep) up, kids. Then again, kids today have
equally weird obsessions that come and go, which
provide Shane Dawson with a never-ending
source of trending topics that he embarrassingly tries to co-opt, that he will rebuild his whole
life around every few months due to his need for internet relevancy that makes me feel even more uncomfortable than waking up from one of
my Saddam Hussein sex dreams. Damn, I think I'm the
problem with America. But I'm in good company if you're to believe Shane
Dawson's conspiracy theories that we're breaking down today, like the secretly nefarious
Stanley Cup craze, even more paranoid misunderstandings of the processed food industry, and just general fear-mongering
about future technology that Shane has edited together from several actually
informative news segments. So grab some popcorn and
give a good morning kiss to your framed photo of
Saddam Hussein's mustache, yup, I hear it, I promise, I'll talk to
my therapist about it, and get ready for the world
to conspire against you in another Shane The
Pain Dawson installment of "Clip Breakdown." (upbeat music)
(singer vocalizing) Hello, television
viewers, my name is Nick. Thank you so much for joining
me once again on my channel for another installment
of "Clip Breakdown." This is the playlist where we dive in to our favorite movies, TV movies, and other such content here on the web, and we break it into pieces
like it is a conspiracy, so that we can look at each
individual clip and clump and clump of factoids and debunk them, or just generally decide if
they're worthy of the internet, which apparently anything is, or if they deserve the
Saddam Hussein treatment, being hanged on a noose. God, why do I keep going back to that? Well, Nicholas, let's just move on. It's been a minute since I
sat down and shot a video, if you can't tell. That's why I'm talking terrorism. Anyway, we all know Shane
Dawson loves a conspiracy theory to the point where he
will like intentionally not find out the truth about things, so that he can position
them as a conspiracy theory, and we have a lot of that going on today. First, thank you to the sponsor of today's video, Rocket Money. I'll tell you more about them later. After a quick little ad
that he does for SeatGeek, you'll see Shane Dawson is
right back to his old room with his same T-shirt that he
always wears for these videos. The weird ways he tries to brand himself. I'm like, "That shirt is stupid." He's always wearing his pig T-shirt, his merch in every other scene, but then this random segment, he's always wearing his weird red shirt. I'm like, "Whatever." I don't even have, maybe
I do the same thing too, but I don't even have the brain capacity to think about it right now, because when I see Shane
come on camera right now, there's something that's a little off. Tell me if you see it. - Hey, what's up you guys? It's been way too long. Welcome back. - This is gonna sound paranoid, but I don't think that's
the real Shane Dawson. I think that's some digital avatar created by artificial intelligence
that's trying desperately to appear charismatic and personable, but not quite as desperately
as the real Shane Dawson does, and that's the giveaway. Technology can't yet replicate
that level of pick me energy, but nice try, you deep fake dumb (beep). When we review that clip frame by frame, you can see a brief instant, where there was a glitch in
this imposter's face filter, revealing the stoic, plasticine visage of the most terrifying,
evil AI-generated antagonist ever known to the modern age. Meet The Unknown, you know, from that unlicensed Willy
Wonka experience in Glasgow. - [Actor] What is that? It's The Unknown! - [Child] No! - On a positive note,
I'm glad Shane's work is finally reaching a
point where he can add in all of these layers and Easter eggs, like he did with that super underused digital static effect there
in the lower third title. It says (groans), "Subliminal message." Although, I guess I was a
little disappointed to learn that even Shane's subliminal message lacks any sort of actual message and is more of an
opportunity for him to prove that he has a surface level understanding of what certain words mean, and also to show off that
he knows how to do this with his editing software. (Nick groaning) "Ooh, look at me! "I'm what happens when you add "the wrong file extension to a JPEG." So cool, definitely build
your whole entire brand around that aesthetic. And yes, I know I have TV
static in the beginning and end of my videos. (Nick mumbling) I do it smartly, though. I do it smartly, and you're
jealous of how smartly. Also, he shows all this B-roll of like horror movies and stuff. I'm like, "That's not a real video." It has nothing to do
with what you're showing. It's just creepy imagery. Ugh, but anyway, he starts by telling us all about the Stanley Cup craze. If you're not in Gen Z, or like on TikTok, it's those big (beep) tumblers, metal tumblers that all the
girls and kids in school want. They're expensive, they're like 35 bucks. The limited edition ones are expensive. He has a $400 one covered in
emerald crystals in this video, and I'm like, "Okay, tell
me that you're out of touch, "and also maybe a (beep)
without telling me." Shane did not escape
the Stanley Cup craze. Like every other 12-year-old
girl in the world, he needs to be seen as
cool by the fourth graders. - Everyone in school basically has them. - [Announcer] All this
hysteria over a cup. - I got a Stanley! (dramatic music) - [Chris] I never realized
how many of these you had. - Oh. Hey, Chris. - Hi-
- Sorry. You caught me right in the
middle of my morning worship. (Chris and Shane laughing) So as you can see, I might
have bought into the hype. - Oh God, Shane, can
you get a consultation to see if it's possible to have
a facial expression removed from your face? Because that dentures out, Muppet mouth, "How the Grinch Stole My Baby
from Walmart" smile of yours is not doing you any favors. I get that by now it's
just an ingrained habit meant to enhance your
mediocre sense of humor, but you could've started
trying to get rid of that when it first popped up as
a meme over three years ago. The mean-spirited jokes are your signal to change the behavior. Have you ever been to high school? But you did nothing to
change the behavior, so now here I am, and I make
my money by pointing out how you are making
yourself look like Spike from "The Land Before Time." Welcome to the "The
Butterfly Effect," (beep). That's your fault. Oh, and why am I not surprised that Shane has made his entire personality out of this Stanley Cup fad that's popular amongst pre-teens? This is a person who is so
beholden to the approval of the under 18 demographic on TikTok he will jump on literally any bandwagon that he thinks will make him
appear more small and baby, and that includes whining, waddling, and piss-filled diapers, I assume. Anyway, Shane goes on to point out that this is the new cup du jour, which we would know because he spent probably like $1,000 on these (beep) cups, and it's like everything with Shane. He like did this with Musical.ly. He did this with the VSCO girl. Anything that's like really trending amongst the pre-teen circuit,
he'll make a video about it, but also like try to
become it in some way, and I find that a little sad. So that's how he knows
that the Stanley Cup is what everybody's talking
about and it went viral, 'cause like I remember
the Hydro Flask being what every teen girl
wanted like last year, but this year, their
sales have skyrocketed in part due to a viral video,
where a car fire took place, and the woman showed like, "Oh, my Stanley Cup
survived this car fire," and there was still frozen
ice inside of it the next day. So that got the cup
lots of viral attention. I don't know why kids love it so much. It's kind of cute. I don't even carry this
around in real life. I just drink my own (beep)
spit out of my glands, and that's enough for
me, 'cause I'm an adult, a dehydrated, sad adult. Anyway, Shane points out that they got the new director of marketing,
or something that Crocs had, and Crocs were super lame
amongst the Gen Z crowd until they weren't, and it's like the same
kind of theory like of how. They hired a TikTok agent. The point is Shane is giving
us no new information here. In fact, he's just
repeating the information that he also shows us
from the source material that this whole video is based on. - He hired an agency that was dedicated to helping Stanley build their TikTok. - So just a few months
ago, they tapped an agency as their dedicated TikTok agency. - This is something that
not a lot of companies have done before. - [Ellyn] Which is something
that not a lot of brands are doing at the moment. - As fascinating as those facts are, I probably only needed to hear them once, not once from you and
once from the news story that you plagiarized
this information from. He didn't even change the wording, and I've mentioned before that I believe Shane's videos often
accomplish an unethical amount of the storytelling by using
preexisting videos and clips, and that's coming from somebody whose whole (beep) YouTube
channel is based on clips. It's one half of the sign. But I'm afraid Shane is really letting the redundancy of his work shine here, like he's now fully telling on himself for repeating the same sentences that he heard in the source material, posing the same questions that
science has already given us the answers to by conducting experiments that were already posted on YouTube as long as three months ago. Look at these videos. There's like people lighting car fires to see if the Stanley thing
was a hoax months ago, because, again, the lady
who like had her car fire and her Stanley survived it
was later contacted by Stanley via TikTok and they gave her a new car. Like so they took advantage
of the viral moment, and Shane is basically
trying to insinuate that because they hired a TikTok agency, this must all be some grand
scheme that he's orchestrating. But what else is Shane adding
to the conversation here that gives him the right to
amplify all of this content to a much larger audience
without giving any credit to the original creators? Like I would be pissed if
I was one of those people who did the Stanley Cup fire
experiment who got 2,500 views, and then Shane comes out
and uses it as B-roll and gets millions of views. These creators at best inspire his work, but at worst make up half of
the runtime of his videos, but then he just adds in
some overdramatic music and channel changing sound effects. Well, listen to this, mama, 'cause this is me changing the channel. You suck. In usual Shane fashion, he
gathers three of the people he knows out of the four. That's Ryland, his camera operator, Chris, Ryland's podcast co-host, Chrissy, and then we also meet
Spencer, his producer, who I already know, because
I looked into the credits on one of his videos
and saw his Instagram. I won't say that again,
because that sounds weird. I don't do that much research, okay? It takes like three clicks. Still more research than Shane does. He lights a bonfire, they
throw the cup in, it burns. So earth-shattering. - Oh my God, it's oozing. Do you see that? Oh, the top is melting. Look at it, Chris! Oh my God! Oh my God! The handle, gone-
- No way! - [Shane] Literally gone! - [Chris] No way! - [Shane] Oh my God,
it's about to fall off! - Just to be clear, Shane and
Chris are allowed to react however they want to seeing
this plastic cup melt. After all, it's not illegal
to have a small life. However, if you see that
the tumbler you bought at Barnes & Noble is not covered by a magical protection spell and react as though
it's the sequel to 9/11, then your work just might benefit from a little more perspective. Shane concludes the segment by implying that he believes Stanley
staged the viral car fire video for attention, but adds that
he legally can't prove it. And Shane, that's the first
correct thing you've said literally this whole day. I'm not even sure that
legally you'd be allowed to enter the courthouse with
your charred belongings, and your musty T-shirt, and I'll once again venture
to add piss-soaked diaper to the list, just 'cause it seems right. You have proven literally nothing. Is it like illogical
conclusions are the only thing you can jump to without stressing out your ankle replacements? I'm not being shady. He really had an ankle replacement, okay? You didn't prove that ice
could not survive a car fire in a Stanley Cup like we
saw in the original video. What if that cup was
never in direct flames, which it doesn't seem
like it would've been since the paint wasn't burned off. Oh, and furthermore you didn't prove that the TikTok agency hired
by Stanley had anything to do with that car fire video that went viral. You just implied that it was possible that they were connected. But couldn't it also be
that the cup survived that car fire by luck, and then the TikTok agency
like told the president to get on camera and give
that woman a free car, which is exactly the kind
of thing you would expect a TikTok agency to do in
order to take advantage of a viral video? It got them even more headlines, it maximized their publicity, and indirectly it led to like the success they're having today. That's also a really plausible
answer to what happened, but you're not gonna bring that up. You're just gonna leave us with like, "I can't legally prove that
they faked this whole thing "and it's a hoax, but it's a hoax, "and it's a hoax and I believe it." It's like, "Okay, okay, baby
girl, I love that for you." At this point, I'm convinced
they will just pump out anything to put onto
our screens these days. There's no getting around it. Content is king during this age, and the more of this mindless
stuff that I consume, the more I realize what a drain it is on the earth's resources. Like all of this requires time and money, and it's such a waste, and if there's one thing I hate, it's wasting time and money. I don't like when my
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to get started for free. Next, Shane gets into the
next buzzword from TikTok, the Sephora kids, talking about how Gen Z seems to be aging faster than gen, my gen. What is it, millennials? He posits that it's
because the technology, the blue light technology,
the crippling effects of like looking at our
phone our whole lives. These are kids who are on iPads forever, and he introduces one
of those like futurists who creates a 3D render of what we're gonna
look like in the future. They don't say how far off in the future, but it feels soon. It feels like now - I'd like you to meet Mindy. Mindy is what we are going to evolve into, because of our addiction to technology. Hunchbacked, tech claw, 90-degree elbow, tech
neck, a thicker skull. - That really doesn't
seem so extreme to me. I basically evolved to look like that just by flying basic economy
from New York to L.A. Mindy, love, get yourself a THC gummy, book a 45-minute massage in K-Town, you're gonna be good as new. Also, maybe grow that hair out. No one's even gonna notice
your weird head shape. And honestly, Mindy's still serving. I don't care if evolution
turns my whole head into one solid skull bone surrounding a small
cluster of brain cells. Just tell me how to make sure I get Mindy's small, perky breasts. I can already tell the future
hunchback version of me is gonna be so popular. It looks like that carpal tunnel tech claw will also be great for giving hand jobs. We love a multi-use product. You may remember in a past
conspiracy theory video that I've covered Shane
went into like the fact that Walmart cheese is not real cheese. It's like a prepared cheese product, basically stuff we all already
know about Kraft Singles. But here he is going at it again, doing the same exact (beep)
topic, but ice cream. He has this thing where he like
has to attack certain foods, like he did with the
Chuck E. Cheese pizza, this preposterous claim that like they Frankenstein
different slices of leftover pizza together, as though that wouldn't be
like a huge liability for them. But now, he's going
after not just ice cream, but frozen desserts, which he didn't realize
they were that different. - We've talked about how
crazy the food world is. You know how on cheese slices, it doesn't actually say
cheese, it says cheese product? - [Presenter] Prepared cheese product. - That's because that ain't cheese. Oh, and it doesn't melt,
no matter how hard you try. - [Presenter] Listen to that. - And this is a new one,
Drumstick ice cream, except it's not ice cream, because legally they can't call it that. - This ice cream is so fake that they can't even call it ice cream. It's called a frozen dessert instead. - Like what the (beep) is in that? They can't call it ice cream, ugh- - Once again, the term is
not about what's in the food, Drain Clogsin. It's about what's not in the food, cream. They can't call it ice cream, 'cause it doesn't have cream in it. I swear, Shane is getting a lot
of conspiracy theory mileage just by refusing to learn
about food labeling standards. Like nobody's conspiring, baby girl. The FDA created these identifiers
for accurate labeling, because they want consumers to be informed about what they're eating, which seems to be the exact opposite of what you want, or have ever done. It took 13 milliseconds
of Googling to come across Tim Krauss of Mammoth Creameries
saying on allrecipes.com that to be ice cream there has to be a minimum amount of butterfat, and then Milk Solids Non-Fat, called MSNF, and the product has to
have a certain density measured by weight per gallon. So it literally has to be like
thick and heavy with cream to be called ice cream. That's why you see premium ice cream. It has a higher milk fat content, and then you see frozen desserts, which are usually made
with vegetable oils, or some other non-dairy fats, which doesn't mean it's like
the worst thing in the world. I mean, ice cream is not healthy, anyway. So if you're eating a frozen dessert made from vegetable oil, yes,
it still has tons of sugar, it's hyper-processed,
but it's also non-dairy. So that means certain
people who can't eat dairy can eat a Drumstick. I'm not saying it's great. I'm not saying go and eat
all the (beep) ice cream and don't eat frozen dessert. But Shane is not saying
anything of the sort. He's like, "What are
they putting in there, "rat piss and vomit chunks?" No! Now, I understand that the FDA realizes those definitions are
probably not common knowledge to everybody who reads
frozen dessert on a product that they previously
assumed to be ice cream. Then again, the FDA probably assumed that the consumer would take
the 30 seconds to look up what that term means, rather than creating an
hour-long alarmist YouTube video making wild speculations as
though Google doesn't exist. I just hate how Shane poses
these nefarious questions like, "What the (beep) are they putting in this "that they can't call it ice cream?" And then he just
completely ignores the fact that there is a conclusive answer, and he could share that
whole process with us, the whole research process, and then that journey of discovery, where he's like, "And then I
learned it's about milk fat, "and I like talked to this dairy farmer, "who points out like
how much healthier it is "to eat real ice cream," whatever his (beep)
propaganda point is, right? But that would make it feel
like an actual documentary and not just like making
us scared of whatever, and that's where the missing 30 minutes of this whole (beep) video is, if you're gonna make it an hour long. Also, did I just hear him say that Kraft Singles don't melt
no matter how hard you try as he showed a video of the melting? How are you gonna say that
Kraft Singles don't melt? Because the three
grilled cheese sandwiches that I used to eat every day during a months-long
depressive episode in my 20s would beg to differ. It's like designed to
melt easily, that cheese. I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, he goes into how
like the Great Value, again, with the Walmart slander. Like we get it, you don't
shop at Walmart normally, except to buy ice cream. Stop talking (beep) about
every (beep) food at Walmart. I guess the other one was Dollar Value, like basically vilifying
these bargain foods that many people need to buy
to eat and sustain their lives because they don't make
millions of dollars off (beep) content, but whatever. The Great Value ice cream
sandwiches don't melt, and it's because, again, those
aren't ice cream sandwiches. They say they're like (beep) dessert sandwiches, or something. It's low quality ice cream that people who are experienced
in ice cream tasting say is gummy, because it has
a lot of cellulose gum, things that help make it
have a creamy mouth feel, but also that help it hold its form when it's like all the
liquid's melted out. You can see in this ice cream sandwich that he leaves in the cupboard, it's melted, like the
liquid has all melted out. The soggy paper towel proves it, but it's held its shape. So like if you touch it, it still looks like an ice cream standard, more, or less. But it's still melted. It's just cellulose gum
that's holding its shape, and he doesn't even (beep)
bring that up, not that I care. I'm not trying to defend ice cream. It's just like don't pose an argument with well researched and
well available to everyone like described answer and
not share that part as well. Like why are you just kicking up mud, and causing these brands
grief amongst pre-teens, who are not gonna do
their own research either, 'cause they think Shane is, but he's not? He doesn't know what research is. He has a smooth brain and an ugly face. That last part was editorialization. Cellulose gum, cellulose gum. Anyway, for this last portion,
it's a little beyond us. Like it's a very advanced topic that I wouldn't expect anybody
to know how to understand, unless they read, mmm, 1 to 1 1/2 pages from any young adult novel ever. So let's bring in the big
gun, Shane's older brother. - We are here with my brother, Jerid. - Hello, everybody. - And he's about to break down one of the scariest, most intense, dangerous theories of all time. So this is something I've
been wanting to talk about for a long time, but it's even too confusing
for me to understand. - Even you to understand? What, Shane, no, I won't believe it. Not you, with your encyclopedic
knowledge of things you just read about 10 minutes ago. Not you, the learned sage, who can't figure out how ice cream works, the one who got legitimately
scared when they saw something catch on fire after they set it on fire. Not you being unaware. Also, what kind of millionaire, Shane is worth like $7 million. Frame your (beep) posters
in your movie room. I see this "Titanic" poster
and this "Scream" poster and I wanna (beep) myself, 'cause there's double-sided
tape to the wall. Like, "Girl, this is your home." I would never hang an
unframed poster on my wall, because I'm not in college. It's okay if you do that. I mean, it's elitist of me to think that everyone can buy a poster frame, but Shane can buy a poster frame. I proved it by watching this video, and giving him enough profit
to buy a poster frame. Anyway, Shane goes on to talk about how, no, Jerid, I'm sorry,
goes on to talk about how basically like under Colorado, as they've already
discussed on this channel, there's like a series of tunnels. They're preparing for this
like sort of new world order, where they're gonna move a
bunch of people underground to survive some cataclysmic event that they're going to describe
as like an alien invasion. They're priming us to get
ready for this alien invasion by starting to have Pentagon hearings about alien abductions. They're taking things more
seriously in the government. We're getting these leaks
about aliens maybe being real. That's all, according to this theory, conditioning us, so that
we are falling for it as soon as the government
stages an alien attack in order to regain
control of the population. And the evidence for that,
I mean, you can Google it. It may be true, I don't know. I don't know. Probably not at this point. Like at this point, there's
so many theories about that they would probably abandon it, and come up with something even better. Like they're like, "Oh, the sun exploded. "(beep) you all. "We've already been in
the cheese caves forever." So, but anyway, Jerid
is trying to let us know like they're trying to
legitimize the idea of aliens abducting us from the way
that they call them UFOs. - So they used to be
Unidentified Flying Objects, but now they've restated it as UAPs- - Unidentified Aerial Phenomena. - So they even have like
a more legit name for it at this point, you know, where now it's like, "No, we got a real name for these things. "They're UAPs." UFO kind of made it feel goofy, and a little bit conspiratory. - Honestly, I don't feel like
anybody on screen right now has a great sense of when something sounds goofy, or conspiratory. Otherwise, both of them
would've been finding alternative things to say
for like the last 45 minutes. For those who don't know,
Shane and Ryland just brought two newborn sons into
the world via surrogate, and I'm pretty sure Shane had
both goofy and conspiratory on the short list of potential baby names. That's how bad his
understanding is of optics. I forget what names he actually went with, something like Phoebe from "Friends," and Rickshaw, I think, yeah. Also, Jerid, there's nothing
inherently more goofy about the term UFO compared to UAP. To us, maybe, 'cause like
UFO has been around longer, more decades, so it's
easier to associate it with like vintage sci-fi
movies, or flying saucers, and little green men. But that's just because we've
heard it all of our childhoods in association with those things. By definition, UAP, it's no different. Like I'm pretty sure that
name change wasn't a PR move to make us more afraid of aliens, but more because like
Unidentified Aerial Phenomena is broad enough to encompass
more of the types of events that people report to the government, like lighting things, like
when there's a projection in the sky, like a spotlight. Oh, I think that's a UFO, but really it's just a,
I couldn't explain it. It's an aerial phenomena, 'cause it's the light hitting the clouds, or like weather anomalies, like if you see the northern lights. I'm sure many people call
in every day when they see northern lights to be like,
"There's aliens in the sky," and it's like, "No, that's just the fog." So I don't know why he's like saying like, "Now, it's like a more
legit sounding name." It's like it's more legit to
you, because it's different and it's more specific/broad
to what like people see. But they talk about how it's like, oh, no, they have this secret
technology to project all sorts of 3D holograms into the sky, so they're going to project
an alien attacking us, and then use their secret energy lasers to like burn cities to the ground, but the super elite are gonna move into these pre-built bunkers downstairs, and like then they'll start over with this like easily
controlled smaller population with a unified world government. Again, I could see it happening. I don't trust the government any more than these two idiots do. However, I do think that there wouldn't be all these like theories floating around about what's gonna happen
that anybody could find without even half Googling it. Yes, mass panic counts for something, and if buildings are
blowing up and I see a UFO, I'm gonna run. But like if someone then
were later to tell me like, "Oh, it's the government
faking that (beep)," I'd be like, "Oh, yeah. "I mean, yeah, I've heard of that." And many other people
would, too, but whatever. The point is many of us are gonna die, a few of us are gonna live, unless we can trick the
government into thinking that we're easily controlled now, like we won't believe
what they say about UFOs when the UFOs come. We're gonna know that it's them, so don't even try it, buster. That's Jerid's advice for us right now. - Instead of waiting for a global threat to band us all together
to get on the same page, we do that now, and instead of submitting to the powers that be, we shown them we're not falling for it. - My thought is we just need
to question more things. - We need to find some kind of a purpose that makes us feel whole and feel unified, and not feel like we have to
resort to what they're doing, which is just decimating
everything, you know? - These two bearded Turkey
meatballs are right. The only way to prevent a
singular world government from rising up and annihilating most of the world's
population under the guise of an alien attack while the
fearful survivors hide out beneath the Colorado airport in a series of underground tunnels is if every single human being on earth can unite together as one and gather around the television and watch season 11 of "The
Masked Singer," I guess? The instructions are not clear. Oh, well, it's probably too late, anyway. I can practically hear those
secret CIA energy cannons charging up as we speak for
our extra crispy finish, all because no one had
the organizational skills to form a worldwide group chat that would've allowed
billions of us to rise up against the new world order
that may, or may not exist whenever it tries to control us by threatening us with an
extraterrestrial world order that may, or may not exist. God, the path to world peace
seems really complicated, but it sort of feels like we
were almost on the right path when Kendall Jenner
handed that ice cold Pepsi to a cop wearing riot gear at that protest against bad vibes, you know, the Bad Vibes Matter protest. Kendall, come back, we're
ready for your message now, except make mine a Diet
Coke, and a glass with ice, and some lemon, if you have it. Thanks so much, sweetie. Otherwise, I welcome our
new sky cannon overlords. Burn the house down, sis, 'cause I cannot deal with
another conspiracy theory from Shane Dawson. Not only are they under-researched, but they also feel like
laced with privilege, and sort of like racism
throughout the entire thing. Like there's classism
involved at the very least. At worst, he's stealing
content from other creators, not giving them any credit, and then getting a lot more money for it. So, ugh, just it's grossing me out. I don't like it. I
don't like Shane Dawson. I don't know if that's come through in the ethos of my channel. I don't buy his (beep) and I
hope that you don't either, but let me know what your feelings were in the comments below. If you're the three Shane Dawson fans who still come and watch this channel, hi, I love you, thank you so much. And if you're the other people, I love you, love you, love you so much. Thank you so much for joining
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