Jake Peralta's Fitness Guide | Brooklyn Nine-Nine | Comedy Bites

[Music] you sure you can lift this much weight are you kidding me i was the strongest kid in my camp seven summers in a row it would have been eight if that freak rebecca lobelman hadn't showed up let's put in work and here we go one and i'm done that's it oh good rep don't wanna get too bulky i can see that you're upset but let's just sit down and talk about it done talking time to dance fine but i should warn you i took three years of tap sarge it's so good to see you uh just out of curiosity how did you find out about this i'm a detective sergeant in the nypd ho told me why are you cutting me out of operation what that's crazy boyle come in here and stand in front of my body and tell them that's crazy ow my lucky face you gonna talk to me now uh sure uh if you could be any vacation oh you didn't let me finish if you could be any vacation what would you be i'd be skiing oh no i'm gonna hit you for real that wasn't for real oh my god no wait wait wait i was worried worried about what about you getting hurt i don't want your daughters growing up without a dad i know what that's like and it sucks and i don't want it to happen to them why didn't you say something to me because i didn't want to get in your head and have you freak out again you know i get it it's been a rough year but i've learned to embrace my fears it makes me a better cop attacks one and two are set 30 minutes until the bogeys arrive thanks boyle i love it when you say bogeys so we good we good oh for the record if i could be any kind of vacation i'd be late trip classic hey my arms don't work can you scratch my nose you bet mm-hmm yeah thank you okay i got your favorite cake blue i'm not hungry it's a figure of speech obviously i'll have some yeah come on man use your muscles use my muscles oh great why didn't i think of that great advice terry you know what it's a pull-up there's not much to coach here okay how is you doing that helping me [Music] good job can you do it without screaming pro bub lee then we're ready do you still know how to ride come on riding a bike it's like riding a bike wheelie no boy no well it's cause you're watching okay one more try one more try one more try one more try one more try did you do it okay you guys know the course first one to get to creston and tenth rides for me loser is out hey body you seem like a reasonable dude just let me win and i'll owe you big time i really need this i really need this too i've been eating in three days and my bookie says if i don't pay him back he's gonna kill my dog okay that's very intense please let me win since my mom died that dog's my only family i am so sorry i shouldn't have engaged got way too real i'm gonna lose everything yep putting on my helmet now ready go sorry about your dog oh man why did i say that now i feel terrible i'm gonna win i'm gonna win rip rip [Music] oh i see what i did wrong i did the jump back you okay jake well aside from the fact that the 99's hearing is in four hours and we're definitely getting shut down no i bruised my thigh it's gonna be just fine jake no it isn't charles it's on my right hip i sleep on that side i'm stupid of me to think i can make this the best case ever let's just go back to the precinct so you can make me hot coco i can't believe i'm gonna say this but no i will not make you hot cocoa charles i have a bruise sniper binoculars here charles tell me how far away i am too close to measure they really work that's everything let's do this this is way too much stuff yeah and it's too heavy to carry all the way back terry where is this guy deal was supposed to go down 10 minutes ago stupid criminals have no respect for the people trying to bust them yeah i really wish he'd show up i got to go to the bathroom so bad it's like a third time today man what is going on with you oh amy freaked out cause i told her i never drink water so now she's making me drink eight glasses a day it's like there's water and soda there's water and coffee there's little pools of water on pizza that's grease jake well it's wet isn't it come on i'll buy you a drink that doesn't have any pills in it sounds good but i wish you hadn't mentioned liquids now i have to pee i promise you i will never drink water ever again oh thank god it's the worst brb hey terry you get my email about how i was coming down here no i haven't checked my phone ah no need i just wanted to make sure you're here you know you know how i like to have a weight mate really i have never seen you in the gym what i basically live here i'm a regular jim dandy besides i gotta get into shape for all the godfathering i'm gonna do i mean how am i gonna throw our baby up into the air with these noodle arms good point so take me through your workout man rip me up you know let's rip it out time to rip it down those aren't gym terms and i don't think you can handle my workout oh wow sounds like a challenge to me come on give it here i gotcha ready yep oh my god come on push it push it yeah five oh man this is almost too easy are you crying no that's eyeball sweat all right let's wrap this up i gotta call sharon and get back to work no no no hey i thought you said this was gonna be a challenge huh it's been a cakewalk so far oh you want me to make this harder yes that is what i want more harder exercise look sarge i burned 200 calories that's your heart rate yeah that checks out come on jake ten more minutes i think we should stop now peralta no no i'm still good check this out right hook right hook the uppercut my arms don't seem to be responding to my brain anymore come on jake let's go so how much blood do you usually have in your mouth when you do this no great i'm done great workout sarge now i believe i owe you a thousand push-ups i don't care about the push-ups jake i care that you didn't honor our pack i've always trusted you and when you did that it made me feel like you don't trust me i know and i'm sorry it won't happen again no it won't now go down on the floor what you just said you didn't care about the push-ups i changed my mind fair enough back's packed one two three 612. night peralta [Music] 613. hey ronald oh 1 000 is so many push-ups i'm never gonna make it what am i at 901 thank you captain i said 2 000 remember you

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Id: Ove6AmxHskQ

Length: 8min 7sec (487 seconds)

Published: Tue Jan 12 2021